Emma Watson edition
most so called religious people don't really believe that shit, they are just going along with it because its culturally convenient
love being someone who only goes out once every few weeks so i get smashed and only need to spend a littleparents on the other hand drink every day so when they go out they end up spending like £80 between them
ATTENTIONATTENTIONCORE REACTOR FAILURE DETECTED IN RORKE QUADRANTPLEASE EVACUATE THREADRORKE MELTDOWN IMMINENT
>>100037110fucking shit edition yank cunt
>>100037145then they're weak cowards willingly enslaving themselves. not any better.
My IQ? 133
Would be so embarrassing if your willy went limp during a double anal
>>100037174i'd worry about spaffing too fast when i felt his willer rub against mine
>>100037166far too obviousfakehatecrimes.org
>>100037159give it a fucking rest leftypol it's saturday morningcan we just talk about crisps?
>>100037169well done. what do you win?
>>100037169and despite that you're still a fucking loser. so much for IQ eh
>>100037169>133 is considered a high IQ in Jersey yikes
>want sausages and toast for breakfast>mummy has thrown out the packet>no idea how long to cook my delicious sausages
>>100037169was it an online test?they inflate your score so that you post screencaps on social media, including their site address, driving traffic to themmy high score on an online IQ test is 152my average is 136
staying local for my holidays this summer and trying the best local grub this country has to offer. a gastric stay-cation if you will, or a 'gaycation' as I'm calling it to everyone
>>100037200nowt>>100037215you don't know me
Brexit is cancelled :^ )
>>100037228yeah, mensa one.
>>100037206>Muslims ask you to get them stuff>>100037055>Sikhs will work together to give hundreds of people hot meals no questions askedReally makes you think huh
>>100037212agreed, that is a problem, but I think it requires a better approach than "just cry lol, it's ez"
>>100037248leftypol will be fuming
>>100037227Just cook it on low are periodically check the outside then cut it open to see if they inside is cooked
>>100037191preston is brotier
just had a tesco sausage, disgusting
whats the plan for today lads?
>>100037157yeah but they're rich and you're not
>>100037319try and read 100 pages of my books
All of you will work for me.
>>100037302The bbc loves black people, Like you'd think if they're going to stick non-whites they'd stick a few asians in there as well but nope. Apparently only white and black people co-existed back then.
>>100037228kek, good post
Was at a house party last night and met a homosexual couple. Chatted to them quite a bit and they were really friendly lads, just like ordinary people. Thought to myself that it was very refreshing that they didn't feel the need to act like camp poofters all the time, and that more homosexuals should take their lead and just be normal. Did not express these sentiments verbally though, in case they caused offence.
going to nuck a sigger
>>100037319Eat some Fettuccine Alfredo and drink a Mexican coke then go to bed
just found out the sausages i get fund charities in africa. fuming.
>>100037248looks like we'll all be voting ukip thenwhich will split the tory vote and put labour in powerwhich means acceleration of the immigration and "multiculturalism" crisis, coupled with economic collapse due to socialismwhich means a descent into civil strife, leading to complete anarchyfrom which will rise an authoritarian populist leader, backed by the (nationalistic) british armysee what you've done?by denying brexit you've put hitler in power againhate to say i told you so
Need Emma Watson to lower herself on to my willer and then I will take her to pound town.
>>100037319gotta fix the chain on my motorbike then take it to the garage so they can fix the front brake as I've been riding it with only the rear brake for at least 6 monthsI've been meaning to do this for a long time so there's no guarantee it'll happen today
>my average is 136
>>100037319have another drink get drunk fall over
>>100037369one of my best mates is gay and he's flamboyant but not in your face flamboyant if you get mereally down to earth too so it's always a real treat to be around him
>My average is 136If your IQ isn't above 150, please don't reply to me.
>>100037401Can't be that hard to change the brake yourself? Or is it something wrong with brake system itself?
Mad how no one knows who runs the central banks innit
>>100037388i'd wish the same except i've a micropenis and i don't want her to laugh
>>100037401Why would you choose a motorbike over a car? it's nowhere near as comfy and safe. No heater, no radio and can't sit back and relax.
wish it was legal to hunt welsh people on reservations
>>100037319Brewery tour and piss up with the old man, uncle and cousin
Wish I had a British gf that would ride my face
>>100037462>ride my faceAre you a poofter?
>>100037438needs bleeding, I don't have the tools5 minute job for them>>100037443it's cheaper, no traffic, unlimited free parkingand I have headphones for long journeys
>>100037319Go to my mates gaff and drink cans
>>100037403lowest score was 128 iircit's an online test matethey boost the score so you post their site on facebook
Having a girl ride your face is peng desu
>>100037458did your uncle ever molest your bum growing up?
>>100037471No? Face riding/sitting is hot.
Never had a gf
>>100037515>is hotAlri homo haha
#niggersquadddddWhere my NIGGERS at? PS fuck wh*te dogs
>>100037536fuck off you raghead homo
You wake up in Paris, city of romance.
Do you lads ever think about how the ruling class always tries to take away things people like?
>>100037574>fuck off you raghead homofuck off you underarm bowling, vagina sucking homo
>>100037569What up my nigger
are amazon warehouses as bad to work in as they're made out to be? are they uniquely any worse than any other similar warehouse toil? will they go under now that bezos is JUST?
>>100037582Gorge myself croissants on and vaginas
>>100037611They fucking suck
>>100037611reckon affirmative action and political correctness has made them more shite to work inlad I talked to a long time ago about it said how those things made his work not only miserable but extremely inefficient
Pakistanis should be hung from lampposts and butchered on the street with crude knives
>>100037611I reckon they're a meme, but I've never worked in one. I have worked in another warehouse with a notorious turnover rate and that was a piece of piss. t. hard cunt
fucking state>Andy Murray's 10 best feminist momentshttps://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/women/andy-murray-retirement-feminist-moments-equal-pay-sexism-women-gender-a8723171.html
>>100037403turns out my high score was 155 loldidn't bother screencapping the other scores
>>100037640So does your mother you nigger ape
these girls must be in some pain the morning after these legalporno scenes
>>100037658t. vagina sucker haha
>>100037582Are they still protesting?
Absolutely love the fact that Andy Murray's Scottish makes the Brits SEETHE.
Imagine being so low IQ that you do online IQ tests and post about the results
How arse blasted is this fucking freak over his online IQ score?
love lovehate hatesimple as
I have the highest IQ in this thread (~135)
Mission control to rorke, come in rorke, come in rorke, do you read me? do you read me rorke?No sign of rorke on our radars? God help us all... he's gone ballistic..Call the president, tell him its a code red..Mr President sir, we're unable to recall rorke
>>100037658just ban ritually prepared meat and circumcision, and crack down hard on sharia courtsget police to smash anyone who tries to riot or do terrorism about itsimple as
weird to be at the age where every sexually attractive female is now younger than me
got 136 on a facebook i.q. test when i was 12been in mensa ever since
love loving lovehate loving hatesimple as
>Andy Murray's Scottish
>>100037769Sharia courts have no legal standing, if the mad bastards want to stone each other to death because their daughter used a tampon then let them
neg hole status : unpozzed
Sicilys ten best misogyny moments
>>100037754hi jess "sweaty chops" philips
● I have a Hotentot collar! Tsubu-ku, pan, or Mariko · · Tosho wears it! 9: 14 ●● My fingers have hottentot piercings! The basket akira did for my enslavement! 8: 15 of January 7, 2019● I ordered Sogano Ayako to send Shikohage. Are you sending to the back of the head? Afterwards ShikohageIs it supposed to be sending girls? Also I ordered magazine creation! 7: 56 of 1/7/2019● Tsubuki is trying to make me sleep! Hypnotism with Maga · Shy Turn? 7: 54 ●● In the sun's abramelin, Castaneda, Kanako, Tsubuki, Tosho etc. and other bad guysFrozen in Shiveringa and save it, Ebenki in Shamballa uses a deep psychological spiderIt distributes it and keeps it in a passage etc. The thawing is done by devil Salgatanas at 8: 13 of 1/7/2019● I have a story at the Codex (relatives of Hottentot · Magazine) at my Codex!Did Sogano Ayako make Akira Kago 's basket? 8: 10 of 2019/1/7 ●● About a month ago I baked an anus directly to the anus with a naked man and painted shit and handed it to me,It seems like Sogano Ayako did it? Naked man = (Tosho? Maga?) 2019/1/7 0: 45 ●
dreams are so intense - just woke up feeling like i'd fallen in love with one of my ex's best friends, who i only met irl twice, and didn't really particularly think was attractive or liked that muchwe were getting intimate in my dream and gave me this illusion i'd spent countless hours with her,feel fairly normal now but on first waking up, i really missed her and was sad it wasn't realwhat is this messed up phenomenon
>>100037678yeah he was a bit uh... in-your-face about the feminism. like the question about the American and he says "woman" (probably in the video; didn't watch). but 2bh it's understandable. his mum was a huge influence in his life both on and off the court. plus he worked for a significant amount of time with a female coach. that was a huge deal because men don't usually hire female coaches, especially not high-ranked players like Muzzahis heart's in the right place even though it feels a bit self-righteous
>jealousEasy way to spot a retard who doesn't understand words.
>>100037841What the fuck are you talking about, my sweet little monkey man?
>>100037730>Imagine being so low IQcan't
at a concert ladscame alone tbf
farts stinking like mcdonalds chipscuriously haven't had mcdonalds in over a week
>>100037806forced marriages (ie. sex slavery) and honour killings have no place in britaineven in completely segregated islamic ghettoesget british or get out
>>100037823In reality Malaponte would be one of those weird and creepy misogynists that women just laugh at because his opinion is insignificant and he’s a pathetic loser, not that Charlie would ever have the gonads to approach and converse with a woman anyway.
>>100037847I just had one where I was prepping a big lobster to cook.
>>100037870fine ENVIOUS then if youre going to be pedantical about it
>>100037874thought you made your last post at the end of 2018?
>get british or get out
been dancing in front of hte mirror for about 30minthink i look a proper sexy cunt lol
one of you lads wanna fill me in on who this rorke fella is you keep talking about
>yesterday package was in Pennsylvania >now it’s in Jersey City, NJ, near NYC>package is farther away today than it was yesterday
>>100037945probably a woman who wrote this comment
>>100037915oh yeah. whoops. cheeky relapse i guess.
Too many retards on here.
just finished my IQ test ladscould've done better but i was playing fortnite on the other monitor as i did the test
Wonder if I'll ever have sex again desu. My entire sexual history is drunkenly pulling girls on nights out, but I've given that up now because it's never very fun. Need to learn how to talk to women when sober I think
imagine thinking buying british goods and supporting british industry is a bad thing.
>>100037981Why? Because a nigger took it.
>>100038015its ok. you can fuck off now
>>100037847dream emotions are always intense cause you're not subject to external factors that naturally temper them like when you're awake
>>100037981ive had a xbox stuck in denmark for like 5 years
>>100038021The revolution was 250 years ago, it's time you lot got over it.
>>100038019Are you Trump?
>>100038067This doesn’t pervade to the content of my post Malaponte you utter freak
saturday morning savagemute whenever chris sutton speaks
>>100038115I will personally travel to Ireland and bust a fat nut in your Irish pussy
very nasty crick in my backneed a chiropractor but joe rogan said they do more harm than good
>fuck off yank off
shut the fuck off
>>100038041Imahine thinking a good is british.The economy of the world is so globalised almost all products have foreign components
>>100038134he's right. go see a physiotherapist instead. they're actually trained and accredited.
might order a dragon dildo lads
>>100038135could care less
capitalists are asleep, post communist propaganda
>>100038157owned and sold by a british company = british. not hard to understand.
>>100038117also tim sherwood
>>100038168ah, good choice
>capitalists are asleep, post communist propaganda
Wiping your arse with baby wipes and then a bit of toilet roll to finish it off is much better lads, feel so fresh after that shit
just had a sharp stabbing pain in my stomachheard about this on the simpsons when bart was fakingbut this is real
>>100038195>british companyLol most are publically traded with shareholders all over the place
>>100038213baby wipes arent meant to be flushed tho
>>100038157imagine living in a country with such a weak industrial base that "made in (you country)" goods aren't made entirely of components made in (your country)
>>100038212Why do yanks and canucks have such terrible dress sense? I'm a cheapskate piece of shit and dress like one, but when I was in Canada they looked at me like I was some sort of fashion icon because I wore a shirt and chinos to the club rather than a lumberjack jacket and baseball cap.
>>100038241They're flushable baby wipes
>>100038126Do it and I’ll cut your fucking head off you subhuman sicilian rat
>>100038212Why does he have such stubby appendages?
was trying to shag a black girl in Port Elizabeth and she pulled the condom offStopped after a couple of thrusts but now very paranoid
>>100038213I used to do this but for some reason stoppedit just feels weird having a moist wipe go through your arse every time you poo
>>100038126not gonna lie reading that turned me on a bit
>>100038264None are supposed to go down the bog, even the fucking ones labelled flushable.
bit dark out lads
>>100038261People in Europe still mimic Aristocracy long past.Being rich or poor is the definer in AmericaBeing Low Class or High class is the definer in England.
>>100038213for me? it's a used washing up liquid bottle filled with water stashed by the toilet to squirt onto some bogroll for the second of three wipes1st wipe = dry2nd wipe = wet3rd wipe = dry
If you pay attention closely in all human interactions people are judging your genetic worthIf you look at eye contact you can tell the mogging going on. Public transit/train and a busy downtown area is ideal to observe thisMog or be moggedLarge populations are unprecedented in human historyCities witb 1+ mil people are common nowThis increaes chances of running into legit 9+/10 male and being moggedMog or be moggedI have noticed chads get mogged by even bigger chads and it tears them apartThe primitive minds wants to establish its genetic superioity and mogging destroys thatAgain no1 rule of life mog or be moggedYour genetics determine the potential of your life
>>100038293Is it easy to shag black qts over there?
>>100038264flushable doesn't mean anything, just that it can be flushed in the toilet. a teatowel is flushable toothey still get stuck in the pipes all the time
>>100038258Look up the london stock exchange.
I just make sure to have a balanced diet so I never have sloppy shits and only need a quick dry wipe, job done
The sister wives are arguing again. I've made a rule that they must settle arguments between themselves and not involve me. It would be so much quicker if I sorted them out, but rules is rules
>>100038323How do you not just get wet pieces of toilet paper stuck in the entanglement of hair on your arsehole and taint?
if my bog can handle the utter atrocities I routinely drop in it I'm sure it can handle a few wetwipes
GDP E504 is nice
>>100038267Irish pussy belongs to the Italian BVLL
>>100038342imagine having such shitty self-esteem you care one bit about this. pathetic.
>>100038344Yea I’m ugly as fuck and she was quite fit, literally bought her like 3 beers before she came backHorror story for the next few days though, she woke me up and kept wanting to do shit while I spent the day sperging out. She wanted to “look around” a dress shop and kept hinting for me to buy her one - think she thought she’d got a white boyfriend or sugardad or something.
>>100038302Then why would they put flushable on the packet
>>100038427But you’re a fat virgin Malaponte
>>100038436They flush down your toilet, they’re still terrible for the sewage system
>>100038405i wipe gently with folded, sturdy bogroll, and only wipe a couple of timesor maybe i have bits of bogroll on my bum and don't know about it haha but i'm pretty sure the third, "drying" wipe brushes them off
>>100038435Are whites seen as rich by the blacks?
My dad's baby wipes company is making €€€€ in Ireland after he put 'flushable' on the packet. Micks are so gullible
>>100038479been warm lately innit but apparently it's set to get a lot colder
Asian Americans earn median $80kWhite Americans $60kWhich conclusion can we draw from this?
>>100038427says the person who constantly moans about being a virgin
my time in South Africa has been greatly marred by developing severe hemorrhoids, likely related to the amount I’ve been drinking
My dad's plumbing company is making €€€€ in Ireland after he put 'flushable' on packets of wet wipes. Micks are so gullible
>>100038516that it has nothing to do with british culture
>>100038460>>100038524Coming to Ireland next week
>>100038516differences in populations have impacts on lots of things. pretty simple
>>100038524Let’s not forget that he’s an obese loser with no tangible ambitions and a huge disappointment not only to his family but to everybody he comes into contact with.
>>100038516Well the Asians have been systematically oppressing whitesOnly way to even it is to redistribute the wealth.
>>100038542fuck off pavel
>>100038551With who and what part?
>>100038551Good I’ll kick your fucking teeth out you fat ugly cunt
*after rorke is rushed to the ICU after the big boxing match*RORKE IS UNRESPONSIVEGOD DAMNIT WE'RE LOSING HIMNURSE, GIVE ME 50 CCs COME ON RORKE, DON'T DIE ON ME NOW!
>>100038487Yea, she was reasonably middle class as well (had been to university, worked for a university) and still expected me to get everything (didn’t work out too expensive, over the 2 or so days I spent about 400 rand - ~£25 - on dinner, drinks and shit for her )
>>100038157I thought we agreed globalisation was over last night
>>100038591NURSE! GIVE ME 50 CCs OF CARLING, STAT
>>100038579Just me and myselfMy objective is to fuck as many Irish women as possible >>100038587I'll knock you into the next solar system
>>100038596She wants white babbies
>>100038606Wasnt on here last night
What do I eat for evening snacks?
>>100038591leave rorke to me
>>100038617You couldn’t knock snow off a rope you fat fucking virgin cunt
Doing a cheeky indoor smoke at the airportWeird this ngl
>have crick in upper back>search youtube for "home exercises crick in upper back"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6zJkHcjbWccorbusiness idea: go to a yoga shop and get a yoga gf
>>100038623Unironically yesShe kept talking about wanting kids, asking if I had a gf back home, wanting to hold hands and shit.Was far too much for my autism to handle, spent the whole time so uncomfortable I didn’t try for seconds.
>>100037841Is this cypherbunk
>>100038547I'll have you know that Emma Watson is French.
when I'm done with opponents the only place they're rushed to is the GRAVEYARD (or crematorium if stated in their will or their family are just cheapskates)
>>100038656Thought they got rid of smoking rooms in all UK airports?
>>100037949the growlers, villa noosa hotel
You now remember that time when you respected people of *insert culture*
*ahem*We are gathered here today to honour the memory of Rorke who recently departed from us, in a fit of anger and confusion
>>100038655I could kill you with my pinky finger
Tell me what do I eat
>>100038436To dupe dumb fucking bog-trotters like you into buying them.
orange man bad
>>100038683Are you English? Maybe she saw you as a ticket out of the dystopian shithole that is seffafrika. Was she really fit?
>>100038742McDonald's mutton burger
>>100038342look at the reflection on the right there's a naked black guy
Hate the Irish
Would going to the voortrekker monument be considered rorkish?Would probably make for awkward conversation with the (probably black) uber driver
why are all the other generals so awful
Only respect cultures for very specific things because I recognize they all have their benefits and downsides.
>>100038804too many jfs
if you smell something funny when you walk down the street you're in coontown
>>100038791Since you have no connection to them it'll be fine
>>100038804not enough gay banter
This is the voortrekker report
business idea: do yoga but do it really fast and energetically to impress the yoga birds
>>100038782Nobody cares about the opinion of an insignificant, Malaponte
>>100038764ScottishI think that’s what she was angling for, she talked a lot about wanting to leave SAIf anything the whole experience taught me I’m a robot incapable of sharing any human intimacy. In the few awkward sexual encounters I’ve had back home they left the next morning. Felt horribly smothered and it’s put me off ever having a gf, but then maybe it’s just a cultural thing.
Is internet in the UK generally fast? What speeds do you guys have (in megabits / s)
>>100038857Your sisters pussy ovulates at the mere mention of an Italian man
>>100038764And yea, she was pretty fit. Taller than me and quite athletic.
How do you keep your general tranny and homo free? You literally cannot enter sverigetråden without being bombarded with gay erp from homos and literal unironic trannies. 2 have been doxed but it keeps happening
need this speed comedown to end so i can sleep
>>100038871When a woman sees lots of value in a man she will smother him.Ordinarily it would be a good thing if your interest is fully reciprocal
>>100038915are they pedigre trannies or just blokes in a dress?
>>100038911Post her body, blur the face if you want
Australia and Canada should be one country (without the UK, NZ and the US because they’d drag us down)
>>100038888i think average in about 10mbif you live in town/city you'll be able to get 60-200mb more than likely, if you live in middle of nowhere probably less
>>100037678>reading the independentthat's your problem, would be like going to the dailymail and wondering why the articles aren't of a high quality
>>100038915I feel for you. Instead of trannies we have resident characters who are equally as fucking deranged (schizo, mouth yank, turt)
>>100038713Not in UK haha
>>100038915Rorke does his duty for Queen and Country
sucking a golf ball
>>100038950One of the doxxed does HRT, And their leader 'evve' tries to recruit more and more weakwilled men into becoming trannies.
>>100038888I have 600kbps Internet
>>100039007this but dick
jealous of people with maths degrees
>>100038994>Shittle and mount runt
thinking of stroking my willy, yay or nay?
don't understand why people smoke at allmeme drug (nicotine)expensive over timesmells bad extraordinarily unhealthy
>>100039054Only if its to chocolate mommies.
>>100039054homemade fleshlight for me
>>100038951Not got any photos of her, deliberately didn’t get her on any social media>>100038947Yea I’m just a robot then
>>100039073Alri Serpentza oh wait he's in California
hate the EUlove EVROPA simple as
why does anime turn people into trannies
>>100039073Looked up the statistics and apparently there’s a 0.4% chance of transmission from an HIV positivr female to male with unprotected sex. Stopped very quickly afterwards and I think (hope to god) she was low risk ‘cause she’d been to uni etc.Still gonna get checked out when I get home
>>100039034dubious about the authenticity of this 2bhanyone can just print out shit like that after all
>>100039110So Switzerland is now almost on the level of a normal 1st world country when it comes to basic human rights? Good.
>>100039110Seems OK as they limited the letters in the acronym.
>>100039138what turned you into a jihadist larper, mark? was it 4chan?
>>100039110can't see a problem with it
>>100039151implying Varadkar won't implement it
>>100039145Just go to the doctor and take those ARVS for a month which prevent you from getting infected. You have to do it within 72 hours though.
>>100039145You have to wait atleast like 6 months to a year for Hiv test to come in conclusively because the tests cant detect the Viral load until they hit a certain critical mass in the blood stream.
>>100039194Other than the definition of what homophobia and transphobia is.
Don't know why everybody hates the Russians. I mean if you think about it, a friendly alliance with them would be beneficial to nearly everybody.
>>100039110State enforced homosexuality? I don't have a problem with that, it's equal.
I, for one, am looking forward to Moni seeking refugee status and living like a queen in Bern
>>100039156>constantly inventing more reasons to criminalise people>normal first world country
>>100039245that's for judges to decide, just like it is for what constitutes assault or stalking etc
>>100039213Had a week’s worth of PEP that I took immediately afterwards - shit’s horrible to be on though (horrible nausea, terrible nightmares) though and I couldn’t be fucked organising an appointment with the doctor so I didn’t bother once I finished the course and reassured myself it was low risk.
>>100039270thats a reasonable edition
>>100038157Depends what type of good mongo
>>100039210>yeah it's not true but it could be
>>100039043ah yes I hear they're opening a numbers factory down the road
>>100039110Will those 60 be arrested for lgbtphobia?