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Most depressing Haplogroups

Post Haplogroups with the most depressing history
I’ve narrowed it down to J, O, and R1a
O: Related to Chinks and Gooks, however they are also related to Japs and Mongols so are based
R1a: Vodka niggers or street shitters, however Slav R1a are the closest related to Western Europe and have the hottest women on earth. Plus they are the biggest nation on earth and have nuclear weapons.
J: Raped by Muslims and Mongols. Their history consist of been being raped by Muslims, followed by being raped by Mongols, followed by being raped by Muslims, followed by being raped by Muslim Mongols. Today all Js are Muslim having been ruled by Mongols. Did I mention they were ruled by Mongols?

Winner: J
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Saddest Haplogroup: All of them because chances are there's a haploautist in each
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>>9875149
Most depressing Haplogroups
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
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Least depressing is N
so many fucking kings & royals it's not even funny
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>>9875809
>N
I'M GOING TO SAY IT
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>>9875818
Don't do it.
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gotta be G2a as well, literally colonize all of Europe thanks to your sheer numbers yet manage to be completely cucked first by few hunter chads in the west, and later by bands of nomads
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>>9875809
Kys
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>>9875149
>J: Raped by Muslims and Mongols. Their history consist of been being raped by Muslims, followed by being raped by Mongols, followed by being raped by Muslims, followed by being raped by Muslim Mongols. Today all Js are Muslim having been ruled by Mongols. Did I mention they were ruled by Mongols?
Muslims are J. J on J rape isn't rape, it's just cuddle with struggle. same thing with r1b on r1b, it's only abd if it's someone else
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everyone is a rape baby but you haplotards conveniently forget that when peddling your autism
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4chan coombrains be like miscegenation and asimilation?? no only rape happens
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>>9875149
Mental illness
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>>9876631
Mongols were originally N, O, R1a and C. Js were raped by foreigners and started larping as their rapists.
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>>9875149
How is turkey J2? They are supposed to be turkic
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>>9875824
N1g3r
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I give it to I2:
>Poorest in Europe, extremely weak, gypsy-tier
>Entire history is being raped by J, N, O, R1a, R1b, Q, etc
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>>9875149
J = neolithic farmers
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The least depressing is E1B. Very chad history
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>>9876869
Hitler and Napoleon were E1b
Amazing at making R1s kill each other without taking the blame
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>>9876800
>he did it
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I am R1b-L21
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>>9876986
R1based
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>>9875149
Bulgaria is absolutely NOT north african haplogroup
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>>9877579

Most prominent haplogroup in Bulgaria is E-V13.

The most depressing haplogroup would be G2 and J2, they got raped by literally everyone.
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>>9875149
J is the muslim haplogroup, they can't rape themselves.
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>>9875149
Not everyone can be a part of the master race such as myself.
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Just a reminder that R1
steppeniggers are not Europeans but literal Australoids and should go back to Oceania. R1s and Qs are more closely related to Papuan M and S (K2b1) than they are to I, J, G, E, T, N, O etc. They belong to Papua.
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>>9875809
name literally 1
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>>9879069
rurik
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>>9879104
I2
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>>9875149
How does Bulgaria make sense. Hablogroups are such bullshit man
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R1B, being the haplogroup of the unwashed masses and peasant classes used as fodder and lorded over by more obscure haplogroups.
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>>9879308
the majority of European nobles and kings were R1b
even in R1a, I1, I2, and J/E nations, R1b men ruled.
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>>9879104
I1
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>>9880722
Bullshit. We know less than 1% of the haplogroup of "the majority of the e European kings"
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>>9879205
Exactly, I'm Bulgarian and my haplogroup l1, I tested myself.
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>>9877716
Do you have any source for this claim? I'm Bulgarian myself, blonde, blue eyes, ginger beard and western phenotype. My haplogroup is I1. If you Google "Bulgarian DNA" you will find numerous studies placing us European, not even Turkish.
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>>9876847
this but don't forget
>used to make up 90% of Europe before PIE migrations
>now limited to the shithole balkans
>cucked by all neighbors for most of history
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>>9876750
They are but Greece is E1b
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G2 - first farmers, Gobekli Tepe, Catalhoyuk, early Mesopotamian cultures, invented metallurgy.
Got absolutely fucked by nomad apes and hunter gatherers in virtually every place.
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Most successful - R, O, E, J

Least successful - A, B, S, M (+ the ones that had very successful children but the original ones pretty much went extinct - K, F, P)

I tried so hard, and got so far But, in the end, it doesn't even matter - G, Q, T, H, L

Ultimate Chad Survivor - C, D, I, N
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>>9879104>>9879197>>9880747
Rurique was Frank R1b.
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>>9880755
The House of Schleswig Holstein held power over most of Europe for most of its significant history. They were R1b.
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What subclade should get haplogroup U?
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>>9880833
I dunno, are they all paternally related? Apparently Danish king is R1a.
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>>9875149
Has to be G2a or C-V20 since they used to cover most of Europe but are nowhere to be found anymore
I2 used to cover most of it too but took a massive beating from steppechads



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