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Most people only know about alcohol and pork but how many westoids would still become Muslim if they knew the following were prohibited or looked down upon?

>All forms of tattoos and piercings (western women love their tats)
>Dog ownership (dogs can not be kept inside home as pets, western women love their doggos)
>All music
>Taking part in Christmas in any way (no more showing off your Christmas decor for women on Instagram)
>All forms of association with Shias
>Praising Iran or Khomeini in any way
>Skin fade haircuts and any hair short on back and sides
>Halloween
>Drawing images
>Theatre
>Cinema
>Porn/OnlyFans
>Being friends with Christians, Shias, Jews or Hindus
>Praying behind a Shia
>Entering a Church or Synagogue
>Entering a Museum where idols are placed
>Posting photos of yourself with opposite sex
>Free mixing with opposite sex
>Criticizing Saudi Arabia
>Wearing of shorts above knee
>Wearing of pants below ankles
>Wiping ass with only toilet paper and not using water or stones
>Putting ornaments or figurines in your home
>Hanging pictures on your walls
>Not saying "Sallalahu allayhi wa salam" every time you mention Muhammad's name
>Using your native language over Arabic
>Praying in any language other than Arabic
>Watching football
>Watching cartoons
>Sex outside of marriage
>Not wanting to get married
>Allowing woman to open the door to men
>Allowing women to speak to non-mahram men even for the purpose of taking a delivery or confirming an appointment
>Turning down vaccinations (Allah has sent cure for all disease)
>Believing Conspiracy theories
>Lying
>Not thanking Allah every time you eat
>Not licking your fingers after eating
>Not making plans to live in Islamic lands
>Rebellion against Muslim rulers
>Criticizing Muslim rulers
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>loans
>gambling
>taking usury
>playing lottery
>Ceremonies or outlandish graves for the dead

For proof of any of this you can go to any video by AbdulRahman Hassan or Dawah man.
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>>13984927
BTW I'm trans if that matters.
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Plenty of people hate Saudi Salafis for allowing Riba banks, waggling their fingers like retards while they prey, and for their Sheikhs like Bin Baz letting kafirs soldiers into Saudi Arabia.
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>>13984927
Not being an Abrahamist faggot feels good.
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>>13984927
westerners don't become muslim because their IQ is 90+ not any other reason
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>>13984941
Yes and those people have been refuted over and over by Shamsi, AbdulRahman Hassan, Dawah man, Abu Mussab, Hassan Somali, etc who enjoy way more support from fellow Muslims than the ones saying you can criticize them.
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>Porn/OnlyFans
false, muslims are turbocoomers, just look at the demographics nofap communities.
>Criticizing Saudi Arabia
false, muslims hate saudi arabia because of its ties to israel. however, they are also retarded and worship whatever they do because they're le trad and muh salaf.
>Watching cartoons
same as porn. hentai/anime industry in indonesia and malaysia.
>Believing Conspiracy theories
muslims are more schizophrenic than the avg. /x/ poster
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>>13984950
>muslims are more schizophrenic than the avg. /x/ poster

All Muslim prominent scholars and sheikhs such as Assima Al-Hakeem and Zakir Naik advised to get the covid vaccine and stop listening to stupid conspiracy theories from right wing Islamophobe Qanon types. These scholars are followed by millions of Muslims from Indonesia to the UK.
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>>13984959
who said i was talking about vaccines
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>>13984959
Why the fuck would anyone even need t consult religious scholars. Maybe its because my religion isn't as big on jurisprudencial stupidity are.
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>>13984991
Mind you I am an atheist.
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>>13984988
That's the most prominent conspiracy thing of the last couple of years. Muslims also generally believe the "official narrative" of 9/11 and condemn Bin Laden, ISIS etc as kharawij extremists although there are obviously Muslim "truthers" as well.

Other than covid and 9/11, 7/7 what other notable conspiracy topics are Muslims even interested in? Most Muslims are putting in hours and hours and hours of Hadith study, Arabic study, Islamic studies etc, there's no time for /x/ stuff.
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>>13984927
those have at least some rationale or justification behind them.
there is the absolute nonsense shit that's impossible to justify.
for example:
it's haram to sit between shadow and the sun.
you should cover all your pots in the night
it's makrooh to yawn
it's haram to kill locusts as they are "the soldiers of allah"
it's haram to wave your hands to welcome someone as that's how jews welcome people
if a man smells the perfume of a woman then that woman is an adulterer
ludo is haram
it's haram to take pictures
it's haram to sleep on your stomach
it's haram to wear any garment under the ankles. pants that reach your ankles are haram
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>>13985011
Meanwhile it's encouraged to kill Geckos :(
>Abu Huraira reported Allah's Messenger (ﷺ) as saying (that he who kills a gecko) with the first stroke there are seventy rewards for him. - Muslim
>Amir b. Sa'd reported on the authority of his father that Allah's Apostle (ﷺ) commanded the killing of geckos, and he called them little noxious creatures. - Muslim
Mohammad was a mentally ill freak and Geckos triggered his OCD
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>>13984927
I draw the line at music. If I want to listen to Morbid Angel or Mozart at any given time I should be able to. I could probably do without pork or alcohol and I have no tats or piercings
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>>13984992
So you're an apostate...no need to have you around.
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>>13985029
>not le heckin geckerino
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it's hilarious how that obnoxious muslim chuds who screech about 'kaffirs' are going to hell according to their religion because they watch porn and listen to rap and take photos
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>>13985057
Nothing wrong with eating something to live, killing for killing is bad. Momo the mentally ill won't eat a lizard, though, because he thinks some animals are shapeshifted Jews

Muslim Book 021, Number 4800:
>Abu Sa'id reported that an Arab of the desert came to Allah's Messenger (may peace be upon him) and said: I live in a low land abounding in lizards, and these are the common diet of my family, but he (the Holy Prophet) did not make any reply. We said to him: Repeat it (your problem) and so he repeated it, but he did not make any reply. (It was repeated thrice ) Then Allah's Messenger (may peace be upon him) called him out at the third time saying: O man of the desert, verily Allah cursed or showed wrath to a tribe of Bani Isra'il and distorted them to beasts which move on the earth. I do not know, perhaps this (lizard) may be one of them. So I do not eat it, nor do I prohibit the eating of it.
Muslim Book 021, Number 4799:
>Abu Sa'id reported that a person said: Messenger of Allah, we live in a land abounding in lizards, so what do you command or what verdict you give (about eating of it)? Thereupon he said: It was mentioned to me that a people from among Bani Isra'il were distorted (so there is a likelihood that those people might have been distorted in the shape of lizards). So he neither commanded (us to eat that) nor forbade (us).
Abu Dawud Book 27, Number 3786:
>Narrated Thabit ibn Wadi'ah:We were in an army with the Apostle of Allah . We got some lizards. I roasted one lizard and brought it to the Apostle of Allah and placed it before him. He took a stick and counted its fingers. He then said: A group from the children of Isra'il was transformed into an animal of the land, and I do not know which animal it was. He did not eat it nor did he forbid (its eating).
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>>13984927
>>Rebellion against Muslim rulers
>>Criticizing Muslim rulers
Wtf
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>>13985166
You can only criticize or rebel against a Muslim ruler if they mess around with the Sharia
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>>13984948
Please stop name dropping madkhali Neo Salafi types. NO NO NO YOU CANT BE HANAFI NO NO YOU HAVe TO FOLLOW ISLAM HOW IBN TAMMIYAH AND AL BANI SAID YOU HAVE TO FOLLOW IT!
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>>13985029
what is it with despots and harming little critters
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>>13984927
>>Dog ownership (dogs can not be kept inside home as pets, western women love their doggos)
You are a liar. Dogs are guard dogs, not pets in western world. Clearly you know this but you said it in a round about way
>>All forms of association with Shias
Retard shia is Islam too.
>>Drawing images
>>Theatre
>>Cinema
Debated a lot.
>>Criticizing Saudi Arabia
List is so retarded, a country that didn't even exist till thousands of years later is somehow under Quran's protection, yea sure
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>>13985209
>Dogs are guard dogs, not pets in western world.
Go to a house with a family that has a pet dog and you'll know that's bullshit
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>>13984998
>Muslims also generally believe
lying is haram, ahmed

muslims are honorary /x/ posters
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>All forms of tattoos and piercings (western women love their tats)
dont care Im a berber chad with tats
>Dog ownership (dogs can not be kept inside home as pets, western women love their doggos)
I have doggo he is outside
>All music
dont care I will listen to based amazigh music like idir
>Taking part in Christmas in any way (no more showing off your Christmas decor for women on Instagram)
fuck christmas dont celebrate in anyway
>All forms of association with Shias
dont know any dont care
>Praising Iran or Khomeini in any way
dont know any dont care
>Skin fade haircuts and any hair short on back and sides
I have based buzzcut
>Halloween
dont care still watch movies
>Drawing images
I cant draw
>Theatre
dont care still watch em
>Cinema
dont care still watch em
>Porn/OnlyFans
astaghfirullah this I agree need to stop coomin
>Being friends with Christians, Shias, Jews or Hindus
only know a few christians dont care
>Praying behind a Shia
dont care dont know any
>Entering a Church or Synagogue
dont know any
>Entering a Museum where idols are placed
dont care will still enter
>Posting photos of yourself with opposite sex
dont care im not virgin
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>>13985305
>Free mixing with opposite sex
dont care im not virgin
>Criticizing Saudi Arabia
dont care im not virgin
>Wearing of shorts above knee
dont care im not virgin
>Wearing of pants below ankles
dont care im not virgin
>Wiping ass with only toilet paper and not using water or stones
this is true alhamdulillah
>Putting ornaments or figurines in your home
dont care dont have any
>Hanging pictures on your walls
dont care have a lot pictures of my family
>Not saying "Sallalahu allayhi wa salam" every time you mention Muhammad's name
I do but I rarely speak of him dont care
>Using your native language over Arabic
cringe panarab vs chad amazigh
>Praying in any language other than Arabic
alhamdulilah i rarely pray but when I do it is in arabic
>Watching football
dont care support my team
>Watching cartoons
dont care im not a kid
>Sex outside of marriage
dont care im not a virgin
>Not wanting to get married
i will eventually
>Allowing woman to open the door to men
dont care im not a virgin
>Allowing women to speak to non-mahram men even for the purpose of taking a delivery or confirming an appointment
dont care im not a virgin
>Turning down vaccinations (Allah has sent cure for all disease)
i dont care
>Believing Conspiracy theories
I believe you are cucked
>Lying
I never lie
>Not thanking Allah every time you eat
dont care
>Not licking your fingers after eating
dont care
>Not making plans to live in Islamic lands
I already live in one
>Rebellion against Muslim rulers
dont care
>Criticizing Muslim rulers
I will do this just to piss you off.
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>>13985230
I meant like pets in western world
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>>13985305
>berber chad
Based don't care about anything else you said, you're right
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>>13985171
so when they revolted against high taxes or whatnot they just camouflaged it as the sultan or whatever not being Muslim enough?
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>>13985209
drawing is explicitly banned in the Hadiths. only reason it may be debated is because it is extremely inhumane and inconvenient ruling

>You are a liar. Dogs are guard dogs, not pets in western world. Clearly you know this but you said it in a round about way
we keep our dogs indoors which is banned in islam
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>>13985424
And that's why I said guard dogs. Saying you cannot have dogs in Islam is complete lie, but having dogs as pets: that's true
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>>13985305
>>13985309
كسمك
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>>13984927
>any hair short on back and sides
So mullets are allowed? They're just short in front/on top.
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>>13984927
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>>13985466
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>>13985473
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>>13985477
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>>13984927
>All forms of association with Shias
>Praising Iran or Khomeini in any way
W-what? Is this political and/or they're considered "heretics" ?

>Being friends with Christians, Shias, Jews or Hindus
>Praying behind a Shia
>Entering a Church or Synagogue
>Entering a Museum where idols are placed
>Posting photos of yourself with opposite sex
>Free mixing with opposite sex
WHAT?
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>>13985483
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>>13984938
nice try achmed
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>>13985274
>only 7% for jews
i am disappoint mohammaslamjamma
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>>13985424
drawing is debated because muslims are hypocritical weaboo coomers
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>>13986826
no shit, apparently their heaven is a literal whorehouse instead of some spiritually elevated place. once of the tafsirs talk about 172 foot tall Hoors or heavenly pleasure women who have translucent skin...

its so fucking strange its beyond me, why the fuck is jannah a whorehouse, is allah a pimp?
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>>13985162
Interesting few passages, thanks for sharing

Interesting hearing different experiences of an event
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>>13984927
>Porn/OnlyFans

Abdul lays seed in his four fertile middle eastern wives while you beat your dick raw to tranny hypno.
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>>13984927
What do you think of Most people in the UK's impression of Islam coming from child trafficking Mirpuri drug dealers?
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>>13987396
Goats aren't wives ocky.



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