Howfuckingegotisticalwould you have to be, to pull off the shit he did?
>>12362440Howfuckingegotisticalwould you have to be, to pull off the shit he did?
Howfuckingegotisticalwould you have to be, to puII off the shit he did?
>>12362544Bill Williamson and Javier Escuela and Dutch van der Linde had it coming
>>12362440Howfuckingegotisticalwould you have to be, to pull off the shit he did
>>12362440>be teenager with little education>get visited by both God The Father and Jesus Christ (yes they are separate beings)>translate the most correct and sacred book on earth>restore the true church of Christ>run for president>become fluent in Greek, Latin and Hebrew>dab on protestants>make the federal government seethe>baptize the incels who tarred and feathered you and caused the death of your newborn baby>make retards on /his/ seethe on a weekly basis at leastJoseph Smith is based and you are basically gay. Read the Book of Mormon.Also, check these dubs
>>12362559>Also, check these dubsfailOtherwise 100% correct
Howfuckingegotisticalwould you have to be, to pull off the shit he did
>>12362559>>become fluent in Greek, Latin and HebrewDon't forget reformed Egyptian!
>>12362559>be a lonely retard from New York>make up a story about seeing God to make everyone love you>refuse to show anyone the golden tablets you supposedly found>Be so anal and retarded that you're forced to live in a God forsaken desert where the very water you drink tries to kill you because no one likes you>spit in the face of Christ>give satan a blowjob>write a false gospel dedicated to satan>deceive countless innocent souls>end up burning in hell for all eternityJoseph Smith was a faggot and one of the worst heretics since Arius and Martin Luther. He is burning now.
>>12362858>>spit in the face of Christ>>give satan a blowjob>>write a false gospel dedicated to satan>>deceive countless innocent souls>>end up burning in hell for all eternityStop making him sound cool
>>12362559>Also, check these dubs
>>12362534Isn't that Ali?
>>12362858And yet his theology fixed one of the primary logical arguments against Christianity, curious
>>12362908LMAO BRUH WHAT. tf are you talking about? The man said satan is Jesus' brother and deny the divinity of Christ. His theology makes no sense.
>>12362559>check these dubsImagine getting snubbed by your own god.
>>12362933And yet he fixed the issue of an All-Good God creating an eternal hell. It’s almost like Christianity was written by schizos
>>12362440He saved millions of souls
>>12362862Hell isn't a quirky place bro
>>12362998He does make some good points in his youtube videos
>>12362553Not at all egotistical, on the contrary, benevolent
>>12364393>The Christian god>BenevolentYou cultists never fail to amuse
>>12364398>muh out of context bible verse>muh personal subjective feelings