>the fall of Rome>Protestantism>Communism>Nazism>both world warsThe german is to blame for all of these and many more crimes against humanity.
why did they pretend to be roman for so long then?
>the fall of Rome>Protestantism>NazismWhat's wrong with these?
>>11581216>the fall of RomeGood>ProtestantismThe catholic church was corrupt>Communismjewish>NazismThats a blessing>both world warsWWI was started by that serb autist and WWII by Britain
>>11581240Please silence yourself.
We really should've just stopped them from being a country after that whole "Goes to war against the world, twice" thing
>>11581242>WWII by britainholy autismo
>>11581216The fall of Rome was beneficial, it got rid of the outdated decaying empire and replaced it with something better. >>11581242Germany started WW2 by invading Poland
>>11581649I would not cite dark age feudalism with unsafe & unkept roads, no more running water, superstition, & illiteracy as "something better". They couldn't even hold the land they stole. Vandals barely held Africa for a century before losing it to Byzantium, Odacer ran shit for like 5 minutes before he lost to the Ostrogoths who lost to Byzantium, Lombards came in and couldn't even conquer the whole peninsula in 200 years, Anglo-Saxons got wrecked by the Normans in 1066, the Norse "conquered" Iceland and sacked some monasteries, Visigoths let Muslims into Europe for the first time. Give me a fucking break.Face it, the disintegration of Western Rome was deserved, but let's not act like what replaced it was better. Especially when these dummies tried to speak Latin and larp calling themselves Kaiser or Holy Roman Emperor. Fuck outta here
>>11581216>all great thingswtf I love germany now
>>11581810>with unsafe & unkept roads, no more running water, superstition, & illiteracyRoman Empire had all these things as well. >They couldn't even hold the land they stole. Just like the Byzantines couldn’t hold onto Italy or Africa?
>>11581810why did you leave out the Franks?
*replace marx with engels if you think marx is not germans because of his 1/8 jewish blood
>>11582286Because there are so many bumfuck barbarian tribes running from Huns across the Rhine and Danube that it's hard to keep up with this nonsense.
>>11581242Hey look! It's another Germanboo Amerimutt!
>>11581623>be eastern European conflict>expand into global conflict because bongs get jelly of hegemony.
>>11581649>the Germany>fight Poland for your territory back>suddenly get attacked by UK, France, Canada, Australia, India, and most of Africa >it's your fault they all declared war on you
>>11581216>>the fall of Rome>>ProtestantismBoth are good.>>CommunismJews and Russians are more to blame for that.>>NazismTrue.>>both world warsOnly the second one.
>>11581216germans truly are the scum of europe
>>11585025Austria literally declared the war
>>11585289Austria-Hungary did, and they did not have the intention to start a major war at first, but then they got backed into a corner with the Serbian reply, as backing down would have diminished their international standing as a great power when the whole purpose of attacking Serbia was to increase it's standing.With the French scheming to get their revenge on Germany, they convinced Russia to back Serbia and with that war was inevitable.
>>11581216>>the fall of RomeSomeone had to do it, otherwise the west would still be Qing tier. It's what happened to the eastern mediterranean as it is, except even they can now benefit by West-made technology. >>ProtestantismSpurred development in the european countries that adopted or were at least more influenced by it, meanwhile the places that remained with the catholics and other denominations are backwaters and can only look good if they are compared to non-european third worlders. >>CommunismRegrettably correct.>>NazismA good thing.>>both world warsWar is a tool of change. It's unfortunate but the world remains shackled by the Jew, for now.
>>11585709>muh jhooooosJews been making trouble in europe since roman times. Yet european civilization continued to flourish for another thousand years, even managed to conquer the world. But the moment g*rmans started chimping out again, it plunged europe into chaos and destruction. And now here we are, an impotent europe as america's bitch. For now.
>>11581216>the fall pf Rome ok they did it >protestantismok they did it>communismmade by a jew>nazismnope made by an austrian>both world wars nope Austria-Hungary started ww1 and france and britain started ww2
>>11581216>>the fall of RomeKek, no.>>ProtestantismBased, I love Martin Luther's take on you Jews.>>CommunismThat's Jews.>>NazismBased.>>both world warsThat's Jews.
>>11581649>Germany started WW2 by invading PolandErr, no?WWII started when the UK declared war.
>Marx had like 1/16 jewish ancestry and only the rest was german, so as you can see he was actually a pure hebrew merchant>It was actually the ((((((british)))))) and ((((((french)))))) who started WWII, not Hitler! He only invaded half of Europe and betrayed every international agreement he ever made, he dindu nuffin
>>11586221And why did they declare war?
>>11586490because hitler spits on them.
>if you think marx is not germans because of his 1/8 jewish blood>>Marx had like 1/16 jewish ancestry and only the rest was germanHow the fuck can you people be this retarded?Takes literally 5 seconds to look up Marxs ancestry, and as it turns out, his parents were both full-blooded Jews. He was not brought up in the Jewish faith though, his family converted to Christianity when he was a kid, but he was still an ethnic Jew and not an ethnic German or even a mischling.
>>11585709Since when are big empires and technological progress inversely proportional?
>>11586221Germany declared war on Russia and France in WW1 when it was just a local conflict between Austria Hungary and Serbia, WW1 was completely Germany's fault then.
>>11587181It's the other way around, WW2 was Germanys fault. WW1 become a major conflict rather than a local one because of Russia mobilizing, showing that they were going to follow through with their promise to protect the Serbian terrorists, and by extension the French, who were the most eager to go to war, were also responsible through their promised backing of Russia without which the Russians would have never dared to go to war against Germany.All the Germans did by declaring war first was start it a week or so early, best defence is a good offence as they say. If they had waited for France and Russia to prepare they would have been in a significantly weaker position, or atleast so they thought.
>>11587631I fully agree I was just pointing out how directing the blame of the war on whoever declared war first is dumb and completely removes the actual nuance and context of what actually happened.
>>11588564You should have made that a bit clearer then as there are unfortunately plenty of people on /his/ who literally think that Germany caused WW1 by declaring war first.
>>11586620>marx is a jewwell in that case replace marx with engels, the person who contributed to communism as much as marx, and also a german
Reminder that Marx was exiled out of Germany for his bullshit politics and took refuge in London
>>11587631yeah, but then you consider how nicky basically bowed down to willy and beg him to defuse the situation.
>>11588834They both asked the other one to back down, it was a two-way situation.
>>11588826Reminder that Lenin was exiled out of Russia for his bullshit politics and Germany smuggled him back in
>>11588817He didn't, Marx is and has always been the bigger contributor. However, what you German-haters tend to forget is that Marx was not the most crucial guy behind communism as we know it, that credit goes to Lenin, a Russian mutt, who was the first guy to put it in practice and all the communist governments since have to some extent copied him. Communism might not even have had as bad of a name (it would still be bad though) if the Judeo-German Spartacist uprising had succeded as their leaders were of a more democratic inclination than Lenin was.
>>11586490Because they had to make sure that Jews retain their access to Western society.Anyhow you did not refute my point.They CHOSE to start WWII, not Germany.>>11587631>WW2 was Germanys fault.Nope, the UK/France started the war.
>>11589178The Franco-British alliance with Poland was no secret, Hitler knew very well that attacking Poland would mean war with Britain and France, but he did it anyway.
>>11589201Hitler's desire to take back rightful clay was well known.The UK/France started the war.PS: I am familiar with your Talmudic debate tactics, Shlomo, you are always victim blaming and I will not have any of it.
>>11588817Who cares about Marx's pet?It's called Marxism for a ra
>>11589145>goes to Lenin,He was also a jew.And the Bolsheviks were funded by an American Jew banker.
>>11589227Yeah fuck you. I wouldn't have minded if Germany got its old pre-WW1 eastern border back, but Hitler throwing the country into a war that they had little to no chance of winning did the complete opposite of that forcing millions of Germans out of their ancestral homes to make way for Polish settlers.The Jews, as bad as they are, were not the primary cause of Germanys ill-fortune. The Nazis themselves were the fucking cause of it.
>trying to argue Marx wasn't German because because he was JewishKrauts really are this stupid, huh?
>>11589093>Berlin's strategy was clear: Lenin and his Bolsheviks were meant to destabilize Russia thereby — in the middle of the First World War — easing the burden of fighting on the Eastern Front. The German Empire was relying on an old rule of diplomacy: The enemy of my enemy is my friend. And the plan worked.>The idea originated with a man who took the communist nom de guerre"Parvus," or the little one: Israel Lazarevich Gelfand. He was a Russian Jew who at the end of 1914 had already been using his influence to offer the German ambassador in Constantinople an alliance of "Prussian bayonets and Russian proletarian fists." He claimed that the interests of Germany and the Russian revolutionaries were identical. After some initial skepticism, he was granted an audience in Berlin.This is what happens when Germans let Jews give them ideas
>>11589354He was a Jew by blood and he got kicked out of Germany
>>11589430That doesn't mean he wasn't a German though. Being born in Germany makes him a German. You can't change facts when they don't suit you. You can be both Jewish and Germany.
>>11589552Even if you're going to take the civnat cuck argument, he lost his German citizenship when he was exiled. Anglos gave him a home in London so by your own logic you should be calling him an Englishman.
>>11589227Except Hitler clearly wanted more than Germany's original borders, desiring the equivalent of colonies in the east as a means of ensuring the long-term success of his autarky policy.
>>11589571Dual Citizenship doesn't stop him from being German
>>11589588>Hitler totally wants to set up colonies in the East, we must stop him at all costs!>Let's ally with this genocidal communist who wants to set up colonies in the West instead and we can just sit back and let him do it after the war is over
>>11589601>Dual CitizenshipHe no longer had German citizenship after his exile to London
>>11589612Doesn't stop him for having German blood
>lose a war>blame it on the jews>betray every pact and agreement you make>chimp out and invade basically all of your neighbours>get mad when your neighbour's allies join the war against you>lose againVGH... THE MIGHT AND POWER OF THE MASTER RACE...
>>11589618His parents were both Jewish
>>11589731More specifically, his father was a French Jew and his mother was a Dutch Jew, Marx himself was born in Trier, just three years after it passed from France to Prussia
>>11586793When the big empires become stagnant husks of their former selves.
>>11581649So how come UK didn't declare war on USSR?
>>11589836The UK promised Poland protection against Germany
Protestantism was good
>>11589145>leninliterally send back and funded by Ludendroff>>11589240>who cares?everyone. you didn't?>>11589256>jew bankercan't fund someone if he still exiled in germany. ludendroff send lenin back to russia
>>11581810>Dark Age feudalismDude cut the shit. The only time actual feudalism was in place in Europe was like 1100 to 1300s Southern France, and parts of the HRE.
>>11581242>WWII by Britainsubstantiate your claims
>>11590649Who is Ludendroff
>>11588834Nicky was originally willing to compromise on the mobilisation but the Russian military top bullied him into it.>Nicholas at first ordered a general mobilization, and then after receiving an appeal for peace from Wilhelm cancelled it as a sign of his good faith. The cancellation of general mobilization led to furious protests from Sukhomlinov, Sazonov, and Russia's top generals, all urging Nicholas to reinstate it. Under strong pressure, Nicholas gave in and ordered a general mobilization on 30 July.
>DA KRAAAAUTTTZZZ>DA KRAUTZ ARE EVERYWHERE>DA KRAUTZ ARE WHY I CAN'T GET LAID>KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUTTTZZZZ
>>11581242>WWI was started by that serb autist Austria is the one that declared war
>>11590718*Ludendorffsorry, germanic names are weird.
>>11590854nothing different than "dha jhooooooooosssss" amirite?
Hegel (SWT) and his successor Marx (PBUH) are the two greatest philosophers in European history, both Germans.
>>11590957Indeed, /pol/ and /his/ are fundamentally the same, the only difference is there are different minorities scapegoated, different genocides glorified, and different ideologies pushed
>>11590959And Sadiq Khan the greatest Englishman
>>11585071I agree with a lot of this but only showing modern day stuff for scandinavians and germans is retarded when the french and especially the british is just as cucked as the others (even more in some areas)
>>11591062The French are so mutted that they refuse to even release demographic data relating to it. In 2018 they had a mulatto portray Joan of Arc
>>11589602>Let's ally with this genocidal communistHitler did it first
>>11591168Damn, so Anglos and Frogs are Literally Hitler?
>>11581216>>the fall of RomeThat's the fault of (((Christianity)))>>ProtestantismOkay fair enough>>CommunismJew>>NazismAustrian>>both world warsOne country didn't start both world wars. It takes more than one country to start a global conflict
>>11581216You gonna blame them for your virginity as well?
>>11590957that's the joke retard
>>11581216Kek the butthurt still sits very deep.I love how much Germany triggers so many nations. Mission accomplished.
>>11591257>it was all just a prank bro
How do all these krautboo tourists cope with the fact that it were the germans who invited all these "doctors and engineers" to Europe back in 2015 without asking anybody for permition?
>>11591905How do you cope with the fact you're crying about germany on here
>>11591174No, you krautnigger. The Germans started both world wars.
>>11591916Answer the question.You worship your beloved krauterinos so much yet always ignore all this shit they've done, especially lately.
>>11581247Marcuck Anusrus no doubt would've been the equivalent of Richard Dawkins today
An actual history thread died for this. S
>>11591958its the consequence of neoliberalism, an ANGLO phenomenon
>>11592363>An actual history thread died for this.which one faggot? all i see is shitposts>declaring sagefuck off, summer tourist.
>>11592363>actual history thread>/his/
>>the fall of Rome>>Protestantism>>Communism>>Nazism>>both world warsAre they the master race?
>>11589178>They CHOSE to start WWII, not Germany.Germany CHOSE to invade Poland knowing that Britain was guaranteeing their independence and would go to war over it. >>11589227Hitler's desires led him to declare war. Germany started the war and no amount of your mental gymnastics will change that fact.
>>11590959>MarxMaybe among two, not in the top two>HegelHow about no, you crazy Dutch bastard?
>>11585025>Jews and Russians are more to blame for that.Karl Marx was German. He was also a Jew. Because Germans and Jews thrive together and have been working with one another to destroy Europe for centuries. Also, it was the Germans who sent Lenin back to Russia for the specific purpose of destabilising the country.
The daily german-hatred thread. All the trolls seem to have mastered the captcha finally, great achievement. Now you can spill all your hatred and fantasies of genocide again.
>>11584937Correct, because you invaded Poland knowing it would lead to war with Britain and France and chose to do it anyways.
>>11595539>hitler was a magician and could see into the future
>>11586162Austrians are germans
>>11581242>WWII by BritainI've seen other retarded takes like "Soviets started WWII" and so on, but that is the new winner.
>>11581242>>11581240>>11581924>>11585709>>11586197>>11590854You just know.
>>11595524>dailyhaven't seen it for weeks>trollsstudy history and it's cleas as day that germans are net negative for europe.>genocidegenocide is bad yes, but the well being of future western civilization and our future generations is higher in the priority list.
>>11581216>>the fall of RomeThat's the fault of the Romans themselves and any other explanation is cope.>>ProtestantismOf the five most prominent protestant reformers that come up to my mind, Wycliffe was English, Calvin was French, Hus was Czech, Zwingli was Swiss (from a German-speaking canton though) and only Luther was actually German.>>CommunismMarx was a Hebrew.>>NazismOk, fair enough. Technically Hitler was Austrian but that can be counted as German too.>>both world warsWW2 yeah, WW1 nah.
>>11598839>WW1 nahhow so?
>>11581231Almost every European country did that
>>11599953Marx and Engels were German. Lenin was smuggled back to Russia by Germany
>>11596981Retard, Hitler knew before invading that it would lead to war. The British guarantee was public knowledge.
>>11581216Germs be like, hmmm how can we fuck Europe up next?