>>11287895Well, I mean.. if you insist..
>>11287895this guy always had bad ideas
>>11288207those aren't directly your ancestors but cliff-hangers my man
>>11288222No, I mean the drunk guy. You really think he wet his whistle like that without ever wetting his dick?
>>11288228I mean, it's possible
Rasenna gang rise up
>>11288200are alemanni the descendants of the Suebi? Also how did he determine that hat?
>>11288275>are alemanni the descendants of the Suebi?yesone subgroup of the modern Alemannics are the Swabians, who's name is derived from the Suebi>Also how did he determine that hat?what?
>>11288293the helmet. With the feathers and fur. Is there an artistic depiction of it?
>>11287895My ancestors :^)
>>11288563And their ancestors :^)
>>11288569Based and Saxon-pilled
>>11288519idk, perhaps there's a written description about it from the Romans or sthI think the Alemanni wore the Spangenhelm like most Germanics in late antiquity
>In wonderful savageness live the nation of the Fenni, and in beastly poverty, destitute of arms, of horses, and of homes; their food, the common herbs; their apparel, skins; their bed, the earth; their only hope in their arrows, which for want of iron they point with bones. Their common support they have from the chase, women as well as men; for with these the former wander up and down, and crave a portion of the prey. Nor other shelter have they even for their babes, against the violence of tempests and ravening beasts, than to cover them with the branches of trees twisted together; this a reception for the old men, and hither resort the young. Such a condition they judge more happy than the painful occupation of cultivating the ground, than the labour of rearing houses, than the agitations of hope and fear attending the defense of their own property or the seizing that of others. Secure against the designs of men, secure against the malignity of the Gods, they have accomplished a thing of infinite difficulty; that to them nothing remains even to be wished.
>>11287909Most realistic one in this thread none of the We WuZ shit
VGH THE FATHER OF THE WHITE RACE..
the only valid answer
I can’t think of any time period more heroic or inspiring than the Paleolithic. These were people at the peak of human physical fitness, fighting for their family’s survival every day until the fateful end.
>>11288708castilian farmersmaybe some ancestor did some cool stuff idk
>>11288708>muh "you all descent from peasants"-memea vast majority of europeans can count charlemagne upon their ancestors. why do people like you feel the need to spout this cynic "none of your ancestors ever did something significant xDDDD" bullshit in every thread about such topics?
>>11288798modern athletes are at the peak of human physical fitness since they don't suffer from malnutrition or disease and can fully focus on fulfilling their physical potential without worrying about their own death or that of their loved onespeople back then died in their 20s and 30s
Sadly we were rather unimportant
>>11287895uh uh oh OH UH OH AAAAH AAAAH AAAH OOOHH AAAAAAAAAAAH OOH OH Uh oh oh...uh uh oh uh OH OOOOH AAAAH AAAAH AAAHH OOOOOH OOH OOH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>11288966>people back then died in their 20s and 30sPlease get the fuck off /his/. Child mortality was high back then but people who made it to adulthood typically made it to their 50s, and it wasn't that rare to get even older. For example, Otzi the Iceman lived until his mid-forties before being killed by other humans, so we can presume he would have been reasonably able to live another decade without that murder/tribal warfare.
>>11289083Orangutans are not your ancestor
My ancestors basically invented mining in Europe, furnished bronze age europe with metalls, pionneered water management systems; self-operating, water-powered machines and made a certain silver coin named "Joachimstaler" from which the name "Dollar" comes from. The Soviets also only got their precious Uranium from us for their atomic weaponry.You may now bow to my ancestors achievements.>Europe's earliest mining district appears to be located in Erzgebirge, dated to 2500 BC. From there tin was traded north to the Baltic Sea and south to the Mediterranean following the Amber Road trading route, of great importance in the Bronze Age. >Tin mining knowledge spread to other European tin mining districts from Erzgebirge and evidence of tin mining begins to appear in Brittany, Devon and Cornwall, and in the Iberian Peninsula around 2000 BC. These deposits saw greater exploitation when they fell under Roman control between the third century BC and the first century AD. Demand for tin created a large and thriving network amongst Mediterranean cultures of Classical times.>Earliest silver strikes in the 12th century and a well-established forerunner of large-scale mining;>The Ore Mountains was the most important source of silver in Europe, particularly in the century from 1460 to 1560; silver was also the trigger for new organization and technology. >Tin was produced in a steady manner throughout the long history of the Ore Mountains and rare cobalt ore, which was mixed with the silver ores in the Ore Mountains, made this region a leading European, if not world, producer from the 16th to 18th centuries. >Finally, the region became a major global producer of uranium in the late 19th and 20th centuries; the early period being one of original discovery and development.
>>11287895My ancestor :)
>>11288691You were king?
>>11289094yes they are
>>11288708Bruh. In some cultures It was normal for an average farmer to also be a fighter. Some cultures sent their boys on raiding missions.
>>11290469my ancestors :)
>>11290603Are these dacians? The draco Standard was Dacian and then borrowed by rome
>>11290717I'm pretty sure it's migration era Germans.
>>11290779Why were ancient armies so much more stylish
I'm red haired and British, what are my ancestors likely to be?
>>11291479probably because killing people was harder then, style points don't count for much when you can take out hundreds of targets with a laptop 8000 miles away
>>11287895Cant get more based than this
>>11290784The original chuds.
>>11288210Based gang fish rise up
>>11291732Slavs aren't scythians, they’re mutt settlers from the baltic region.
>>11292700The Chud tribe was the original chuds.
>>11288708The more you go back in time the more ancestors you have, there are bound to be ones that were more than just farmers
>>11291777All Britons are basically a mix of Celtic-speaking Britons and Germanics from the North Sea Coast. Of course the Celts were, themselves, mostly descended from pre-Celtic natives, along with those who spread the Celtic language in the first place, and maybe a small Roman component. The Germanics, Angles, Saxons, Jutes, Frisians, etc as well as the later Norse, Danes, and Normans (Franco-Germanic, whatever) represent a smaller proportion of total ancestry, probably a little over a third in the southeast and less elsewhere, but I doubt if there's anywhere with no Germanic component, even in the deepest valleys of Wales or Ireland.
>>11287895>post your ancestor
>>11293200when Northern Europeans are coping with the fact that they didn't have a civilization up until the celts civilized the region
>>11287909Look at that kulak with his fancy spade...
Descendant of the prime minister himself
>>11287895I don't know if I failed him or not .
>>11288708pretty sure most of these fellas' ancestors were in the military
>>11287909Jesus Christ, that is really super. How'd a nitwit like you get a spade that tasteful?
>>11293324>what is stonehenge>what is doggerland>what is atlantis>what is hyperborea
>>11287895My ancestor :^)
>>11290717I thought it was Sarmatian, and spread west to the Goths, Romans, and Dacians
>>11294565pff. Everyone knows that Atlanteans where Y2n Chads not R37 niggers. The Punjabi Cretaceous Artisan-traders ruled the world. By studying the genetic variation of the Bodies discovered we found an almost 0 divergence with modern Dravidians in punjab.t.haplonigger
>>11294737The Goths came after the Dacians by a long time. The romans definetly copied from the Dacians. Germanic tribes copied a lot from roman armies. Perhaps the Sarmatians started with the draco, but we have sure knowledge that it was found first in roman record by Dacians.
not her, though plenty of other mixed women.
>>11295210>streetshitters built stonehenge
We wuz farmers and shieet madarchod
>>11295754What site is this
>>11295824pure roman and greek you sayin?
>>11295860The New Romans
>tfw redhead family from southern ItalyFeels pretty good lads
>>11296001Honestly almost all blonde people here in lombardy I met came from the south. Goddamn normans why did you bang a people with such a horrible voice. Literally they are stunning, but their voice makes them impossible to have sex with them.
My ancestors....Balls so hard they didn't need saddles.
>>11296039Why do retards like yourself have to attribute the presence of fair features in southern Italy to normans or other germanics 90% of the time, despite them having contributed a small amount to the overall genepool? You don’t think there wouldn’t have been any fair Italics and Hellenes amongst them since antiquity?
>>11297133seems like the popular belief on /his/ is that the majority of italians are lombard rape babies
>>11296039Normans did have no impact in the south. They just cancelled out the arab and moor genes
>>11297156>majority of italians are lombard rape babiesit's true. The Gothic Wars devastated the population and the lombards came soon afterwards and stayed. They fought over Italy with the Byzantines and were on the winning side and even though the Lombard kingdom fell the lombards were the nobility and aristocracy in future Italian Kingdoms, Duchies, and Republics
>>11297175Its not true, since germanic uniparentals are too low all over Italy except for a few select places (like Benevento where Lombards settled in larger numbers, and Palermo due to normans) yet even in those places there is barely more than 20% Germanic Y-DNA. Even if Italy was depopulated compared to before the natives still greatly outnumbered the newcomers, and thus the genepool was not greatly impacted overall
>>11297156>the popular belief on /his/Massive cope. It's a fact.
>>11297175Big cope about the future aristocracy of every kingdom/duchy/republic being of germanic stock, when kingdoms fall the ruling powers are disposed of in the upheaval
Italy was a backwater shithole under the lombards, and prospered in the renaissance once it freed herself from barbarian rule. The south however continued to be ruled by foreign subhumans and continued to stagnate because of it
>>11297386>t. Luigi Lombardi
>>11297386>Italy was a backwater shithole under the Lombards Yeah... about that...
>>11293554Unsolved Mysteries guy!
>>11288809de los mios, de Valladolid-Zamora :')
>>11295217>tfw your country was created by mutts who got BTFO by micks and frogs
>>11287895My great great uncle, 1922
>>11297609Executed by the Irish Free State for possession of a revolver
idk>great-grandpa from mother's father side that was from china, married an ethnically indian filipina>great-grandpa from father's father side was a spanish farmer that owned land. He married a filipina mestiza
>>11297400Lombardo/Lombardi isn’t an ethnically derived name, it is also a geographically derived and occupational surname. I know two people with the Lombardo surname, both took DNA tests and none had Germanic Y-DNA
>>11297405Can’t cope with the facts can you
>>11287895Most of my ancestors would have been Slavic.
>>11297740Is my Italian Y-DNA actually Germanic? It is haplogroup I2 M223 P78 subclade.
>>11288783this but unironicallyt.Kazakh
>>11297740>Be Lombards>Father tons of sons and daughters>some local italians marry into the family through your daughters>hurr durr but muh Y-DNAcope autist
>>11298267I'm 1/8th tatar. Was my gran gran grandma raped by him as well?>>11298720Couldn't that be proven/disproven by looking at mitochondrial dna?
>>11291479Bronze was easier to cast into conplex shapes
yes, my name means "flushed" warrior and yes I am a belligerent alcoholic
>>11298720>I2 M223 P78your Y-DNA determines if your surname is ethnically derived you dumb nigger
>>11297984likely, not 100% sure about the clade though so don't take my word for it
>>11299866Dont know who are those, but I did her
>>11287895alright here ya go
>>11295977I'm curious now. Which current ethnic groups can reasonably claim descent from the Hephtalites? Afghans?
>>11287895One of them probably.
>>11297156I wouldn't doubt if half of that shit is from """med master race""" LARPers (literal spics and Arabs) who want to encourage the idea that current Italians, Greeks, etc aren't the descendants of their ancient counterparts. Of course you'll see the same shit from some Nord LARPers but the other way around, that they're Arab and Turkish rapebabies, but honestly its less common than this med shit. People can't just accept that southern Euros are swarthy white people, with some lighter or darker than others, and have been for thousands of years.
>>11297613>British and Irish being nogunz for nearly a hundred years
>>11289747But he was infertile due to his witcher mutations, anon.
muh ancestors were made of gold
>>11288275No. Some Suebians settled in Alemannia however
>>11288135this nigga Also this
How are you all tracing your lineage 1000+ years ago?
>>11290043me in back on the fastest pony trolly in the fort
Fucking hell lads all these ancestors are so much more interesting than us
>>11304803it's called a chariot anon
I descend from a long line of chicken farmers
>>11288809Desde santander a puertollanotodo campo castellano
>>11308209I know that it's supposed to represent poverty and backwardness, but Damn is the Russian Man so cool. Bearded and tough, he is baiscally a viking
>>11308387Original Russians were vikings
>>11308393No they weren't. Having a few Swedish ancestors doesn't make them vikings.
>>11288848We WuZ CeNtUrIoNs, If your family isn’t wealth you aren’t descendants of important people.
>>11287895I'm a two for one deal as a bi-racial (seriously genetic test says 50/50 of this so here goes. with number one.
>>11309442And number two
>>11304108We WuZ logic
Mate……..my Ancestors are from Wakanda
>>11309434To be completely honest, money doesn't stay in the family. My father and mother were pretty smart and managed to get a lot of money. I'm instead a lazy 21 year old virgin retard who is too lazy to go to the gym and will likely fail his University unless a miracle happens.
>>11309442>>11309447Which group do you reckon would win in a fight / war against eachother
>>11302339Sub human primary day
>>11293214>Blonde hair and blue eye
>>11310585celts because they have chainmail and proper weapons
>>11310585Not sure if we limit it further it would be Mali versus Ireland.
>>11309575That's part of a broader economic trend man, it's tough out there if you're not in a high demand field/really lucky/sharky. The only guys I know who have made any kind of money out there after college have inherited large sums or had the foresight to study tech shit and or are some kind of Asian. That and boomer sharks are partly right about younger people being "lazier," in that they have diminished irl dreams and gadget addictions that make them want to stay inside.
>>11287895my entire father's line comes from a single basque retard who decided to stay in Mexico without any money
>>11294630I hope at least one of my ancestors was a druid.
>>11287895>tfw I'm a Castillo-Galician-Lusitano-Asturo-Aquitano-Basque-Veneto-Sardo-Berber-Celto-Lappid-Nordico-Germanic-Guineo-Pygmo-Kimbundo-Khoisanid-Amazonic-Tupi-Guarani-Azteco-Mayan-Taino-BrazilianAt least the "whites" think I'm white and the nigs don't hate me because I'm not white
>>11309575That’s only applies in modern times. Let say you are the son of a general or Junior officer in like the 1700s you will have a better education than the plebs around you and a greater chance of building wealth. The main benefit of wealth parents is a good upbringing and a head start against everyone else.
>>11312700If you've any O'Keeffes in your family tree you are
>>11310864>nigger facial festuresWhy
>>11308209Looks very cozy and comfy
Mitanni bros where you at?
>>11315427Hittite cum dumpsters.
>>11317889>Work is hard but fulfilling>Don't have to worry about financial bullshit like mortgage , paying taxes, or rent>Have loving, tight knit family and are encouraged to have lots of kids with your wife>Massa brings you watermelon I wish we could go back...
>>11317801Absolute state of Americans
>>11317940Lmao nigga you stupid
After 5 generations you have left in you 1/64 th of an ancestors genes...you are nothing like them
>>11287909Me. Flea ridden, shut flingin, slow witted, peasant.To this day, we are still the same.
Only 5 mil remaining probs die out in a few generations
>>11318631>m'lord me grain cop not ready>SILENCE PEASANT>HANG HIM. HOW DARE HE APPROACH ME
>>11312982Ah yes the typical Lusitano.>>11314081Pretty sure it's made by a guy who has a huge fetish for black people, ebony women and black culture.
>>11289592shame you'll never amount to anything.
>>11310740>blode hair and blue eye>picture clearly has black beard stubble and brown eyeswhat did anon mean by this?
A various assortment of eurasian nomads + a various assortment of slavsIn other words, I'm a walking meme.
I'm surprised at the lack of nafris in this thread.khouyas where you at?
>>11288222Priests could marry until the renaissance
>>11295813Some meme ancestry test that says you came from all these warrior groups. Tailor made for mutts to larp as epic warriors because regular old ancestry is too boring
Any fellow steppechads?
>>11288708CopeI'm a fresh and pure blooded Sayyid with ancestry from the prophet SAW himself
austronesian mercenary BVLL coming through
>>11287895>>11287929>descended from nobility on my mothers site and working class on my fathers side>Armenian ancestry, ensuring rage issues and deceitful personality
>>11287895my ancestors were the romans
It saddens me to see full-body tattoos disappear from my culture
>>11289861Realistically speaking, every human being can claim to be descended from at least one Pharoah.
There's a town in Italy then my family traces itself back to the mid 1300s And we still have distant relatives there today In that town there is a tower from the mid-1400s that has our family crest and last name engraved on it near the Town square. I don't think my family were kings or anything but probably some low-level nobility considering everyone in my family is taller than the average Italian yet being full-blooded Italian we were most likely mounted knights
>>11322046>I don't think my family were kingsLiterally everyone of European stock is descended from a king.You have more ancestors than a string of your dad's dads.
>>11301671what's so funny about BIGGUS DICCUS
Thank God for colonialism...
>>11287909based humble peasant.
>>11300506Certain Pashtun tribes, Afghan is commonly synonymous with Pashtun but yes, They were iranic nomads of varying religious beliefs. But very similar to pashtuns in their tribal system and they used modern day Afghanistan as a base of operations for decades.
I am descendant of aryan catgirl! I feel it in my BLOOD it is pure SPIRIT this is who I am, you mad?
>>11287895Singing too-ral-li, oo-ral-li, addity,Singing too-ral-li, oo-ral-li, ay,Singing too-ral-li, oo-ral-li, addity,And we're bound for Botany Bay.
>>11295234I hate her so damn much...
>>11294565>literal meds wiped out by the bell beaker horsefuckers>stone age >Minoans>Steppe nomads
>>11298720Northern Italians aren't german and they're actually more "southern" than iberians
not him but people who fought in his army
>>11318535>post images representing entire ethnic groups>"UR NOT YOUR INDIVIDUAL ANCESTOR!"kys nihilist
yo onions toro negro
>>11300506The nomadic Hephthalites were assimilated into the subsequent Turkic Khaganate and became one of the Turkic tribes. Historical Arab sources point to the contemporary Khalaj as their primary descendents. >>11325267Hephthalites were Hunnic, not Iranic, but they took Iranic Bactrian as their language very early on. The Afghan claim is based on descent from the Khalaj, like that of the Afghan Ghilji tribe.
>>11289592"Europe's mining industry had a long, profitable history, dating as far back as 8000 years ago in eastern Europe, and mining copper as far back as early in eastern Europe and Spain."cope
>>11326507>other nationalities WEWUZ kangs/pharaohs/casears>australians proudly WEWUZ petty criminal scumpretty based if you ask me
>>11309575ur 21 u arent finished ur gonna make it :)
>>11322071>>11323424SO YOU BE SAYIN
>>11328300how do you know?
My DNA testing showed myself to be more than 99% white, and what small parts weren't white were a mix of native American, Filipino, and Jewish.So I'm probably descended from Moses or something.>>11328185How?
My paternal line is a long line of fishermen from Faro, Portugal. Im pretty content with that.
I'm from Portugal so i don't know who my ancestors wereProbably jewish converts judging from my shnoz
>>11302125That's your ancestor on the left, I assume.
>>11323419>welcome to the wheat fields, motherfucker