Only type in this thread if you are fluent in ALL of these programming languages:C++ AND Rust AND CSSIn your first post state the languages you are FLUENT in
>>93660009>Fluent in CSSLiterally impossible.
>>93660022I am fluent in CSS and C++ and Rust, so it is possible
>>93660040how the fuck are you fluent in css? can you center a div in 50 seconds instead of the 1 minute to google the css for it?
>>93660053either use flexbox or position absolute transform -50%
>>93660053kek
Nobody?? I'm alone here why am I even here
>>93660191You're here because you have Dunning Krueger. No competent person ever brags about being fluent in X, Y, Z when not asked.
>>93660312I am competent AND I am bragging. Because I am competent, I can brag. There are many other things I am not competent in and do not (always) brag about. I believe learning is important.>inb4 loooorner>inb4 dunning bunning
>>93660312udpooted
OP must be very lonely (i am op haha i enjoy laughing at my own jokes)
>>93660496This is a cry for help
>>93660552What IS help?
HELLO? (echoes)
Can someone tell me why rust exists?
>>93660009I'm fluent in 6502 assembly.You deserve that clown face.
>>93660751Why did anyone invent anything ever? We should be using rocks and sticks?
>>93660792No, I mean why would someone reinvent the wheel?It was working perfectly before that.
>>93660009bait thread
>>93660792>Why did anyone invent anything ever?Because invented things solved a problem.
>>93660769OP here, I just took 5 minutes to read the ISA, now I am also fluent since I already know other assembly languages.>>93660812A caveman does not know the difference between a car and an airplane, because he hasn't LEARNED anything>>93660868I know these things though, so it's not bait.
>>93660040you're only fluent in fitness dick in your mouth
>>93660902>A caveman does not know the difference between a car and an airplaneHow is that even a coherent analogy?
>>93660902>OP here, I just took 5 minutes to read the ISA, now I am also fluent since I already know other assembly languages.Oh no, it's retarded.
>>93660871Now that right there is a bait, pretending to be autistic and not realizing it was a rhetorical question!>>93660938Lmao. Even your insult is unoriginal.>>93660958Which is it? Are you autistic or not? You clearly recognized it was INFACT an analogy, so you have understood the idea I was trying to communicate. Well, the answer is again, YOU cannot understand why it is incoherent because you are that caveman.>>93660963Don't mispronoun me, it's he/him.
>>93660009What do you plan on getting out of this?
>>93660009englishspanish
>>93661087It satisfies my lack of social connection.
>>93661101OP here, I'd like to thank you for knowing more than one language. It's actually impressive to me that you know Spanish! I am also striving to learn more of the spoken languages. One day I will become a charming virtuoso that can attract the ladies! I can't stress the importance of learning anything whatsoever enough!
OP here. Since I've always been writing "OP here" you know it's me. I will also add an extra (haha im actually op and i laugh at this, my own joke), so that you know it is REALLY ME!
>>93660009>fluent in CSSlmao
>>93661207OP here (yes i know not that funny), I am aware CSS is not technically a programming language, but that doesn't necessarily make it bait. Had (You) actually known the three of these, you'd be able to look past this and realize it is not bait.
Fun fact: As the 32th post in this thread (nice number hahahaha), I've posted a total 16 times (also nice number hahahahahha), amounting to HALF of all posts (haha sad? haha).
>>93661235If this wasn't bait, you'd have started a discussion around something instead of just saying "you're only allowed to speak here if xyz" When did trolls get this retarded?
>>93661279Truth be told, most of the things we say have no meaning and we just do it to socialize. What makes my thread less valid than any other on this website?
Someone please say something nice to me I beg you! I have to go to sleep soon!
>>93661317Because you clearly created it to cause a fight you moron, create another not-awful thread with something to actually discuss instead of being a dumb retardAlso you're clearly a massive newfag with replies like >>93661272 and constantly saying "OP here"Fuck off, we're full and don't need this shitting up the site. At least make decent b8
>>93661422Decent bait? Oxymoron?Full? Full of illiterates?
You win OP, noone else knows all these three at the same time. Good night! (haha im op lol)
>>93661527lurk moar
>>93661577That's not very nice to gay people though. Be nice.
> Be me> Visit /g/> Claim to know all programming languages fluently> Start with obscure and funny ones> List Chef, LOLCODE, Whitespace, and Brainfuck> Anon demands proof> Share practical languages I've mastered> Python, JavaScript, Java, C++, C#, Ruby, Swift, Go, Rust, Perl, PHP, MATLAB, R, Kotlin, TypeScript, Lua, Haskell, Scala, Groovy> Anons impressed, but some skeptical> Tell them about my projects in different languages> Anon asks for code snippet in Brainfuck> Provide impressive Brainfuck code> Thread explodes with reactions> Anons start asking specific questions> Answer with ease, showcasing expertise> Anons keep pushing boundaries> Share insights, tips, and tricks> Thread becomes an interactive programming lesson> Anons in awe of my knowledge> Greentext story becomes legendary thread> MFW I actually convinced /g/ that I know all programming languages> Mission accomplished
>>93660417People who brag think they know something. In reality they do not. Because if you did know something. You would just go learn assembly and haskell instead.
>>93660191because css is impossiblet. c++/rust dev
>>93660022It's Turing complete
>>93665829I'm fluent in assembly. I know some Haskell. I just didn't list them because they're irrelevant (and also because I'm not actually fluent in Haskell). >>93664428Truth is, I'm only fluent in half of these.>>93666090What a buzzword>>93666050I thought C++ was impossible until I learned it. I thought Rust was impossible until I learned it.
