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>female coworker tells me I complain too much about the flaws in the product
>she (non-programmer role) avoids doing any meaningful work and is always looking to get out of the office
>has been in the company for more than 10 years

Guess I shouldn't care anymore

fuck this

Got an intern at work. Any advice from actual employed tech people here on how I should manage him? Or any interns with advice on what not to do?

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What is an NSA hirevue like (asking for a friend)

good afternoon sirs!

>>93657312
train them to do as much of your work as possible

>>93657308
women in the workplace was a mistake

>>93657268
Move to Japan.

>>93657412
good afternoon sir!

I'm literally watching 3 IT people struggle to add a cert in AWS. I'm also literally looking at chatgpt with the correct answer on what to do on my monitor. They have to be just running down the clock and pretending to not know what to do, right?

>>93657268
Is Cracking the Coding Interview really a good book? Worth my time over reading some pajeet 2022 redhat sysadmin study book?

Are people really so proud to work for a "Fortune 500" company? Why? 500 is a lot of companies, is it really even saying much?

Good day, sirs.
Tomorrow is Friday and I have successfully survived yet another week of software development.
And I even have one week off after the next week.
I'm going nuts, I need to escape all of this.

>>93657741
There are millions of companies in America. It’s the top 1% of the 1%.

>>93657741
its 'jeets who are obsessed with "prestige"

>>93657787
good morning sir

>>93657312
Ideally have a single project for the summer that you can have them work on, preferably with you. It's good for them to get to see a whole development lifecycle (up to deployment, not long term obviously) and it lets them understand with confidence what they've accomplished over the summer.

Worst case just have a list of tasks to throw at them. Just make sure you have something for them to do.

>>93657723
Unironically yeah, the more you pretend to do shit the more people around you will consider you indispensable. My boss has been working for 40 years pulling this kind of shit, something as simple as putting in a new switch he'll drag out for weeks, or he'll intentionally create loops when things get too quiet and spend two hours pretending to fix it. It's kind of an art form after a while. Pulled me to the side after a week on the job and told me to take my time on tickets since we're hourly.

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>>93657591
soon(actually, still in 3 years)

>>93658109
uhhhh isn't that salary worse than europe?

>>93658147
No one in europe earns 10 million what the fuck. Europoors don't even earn 100k

>>93658147
who cares? japan is cheap and you don't have to work with lazy meds or retarded germans

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>>93658164
>retarded germans
You take that back right now, CHUD!

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>who cares about salary
Sorry, but I'm not gonna slave away until 80

>>93658159
10 million yen is 100k

>>93658164
Really? I don’t want to be some weeb faggot but I really like the way Japanese keep things in line. Unironically my current plan is to stay with lazy meds in Greece and have fun in the beaches but considering the corruption and lack of stability I was thinking of Japan but didn’t want to be cringe also Japanese people are hard to talk to and not much friendly compared to Greeks

>>93658211
No, fuck off Hans. Your retarded team keeps ruining things since it's filled with incompetent boomers with 8 years of experience that somehow don't know any modern coding standards.

>>93658242
more like 70k, do not google yen/usd

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>>93658265
>>93658109
>Really? I don’t want to be some weeb faggot but I really like the way Japanese keep things in line.
Learn japanese and take look at Japanese society. You'll discover the insane amout of problems they have. God you westeners are so damn stupid. It's a good country but the paradise you believe it is.

>>93658329
I’m not going to work there. I’m thinking of living but working remotely in a company that isn’t 80s tier backwards hierarchy. So ideally , Japan would be nice just a lot of paperwork afaik. In contrast to living in Greece where my funds can disappear or police arrest me and get free foreigner gibs. Tired of instability rn

>>93657787
>There are millions of companies in America. It’s the top 1% of the 1%.
This can't be right.
I work for a "Fortune 500" company that is tiny and I guarantee you have never heard of it.

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>>93658159
literally first result

>>93658413
> In contrast to living in Greece where my funds can disappear or police arrest me and get free foreigner gibs. Tired of instability rn
It's nice, but if you don't learn japanese don't expect much from japanese people outside of tokyo, don't expect having a long term relationship with a woman o friends. Anyways, if you learn japanese and interact with you'll discover the insane amount of problems they have as a country.

>>93658532
>It's nice, but if you don't learn japanese don't expect much from japanese people outside of tokyo, don't expect having a long term relationship with a woman o friends.
Don't expect that even if you do learn Japanese

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Let's say I have a hypothetical carte blanche to live anywhere while collecting an american salary, roughly 180k burgerbux pre-tax. Where should I (hypothetically) live?

Just as a short-term arrangement for a few years in all likelihood, not looking to buy property or start a family or anything

>>93658532
Could you describe or list some? I just like how rule abiding and clean they are. In Athena there’s a lot of pickpockets and graffiti and some don’t bother to take out their trash. You get stressed living like that when you can’t trust people.

>>93658532
filthy gaijin go home

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>>93657741
I think if you get hired at one of those places, you're likely to have qualifications that give you some kind of general mass appeal that makes it easier for HR simpletons to understand you have some kind of value.
Personally, I'd be more interested in working with someone who has experience dealing with keeping small-scale organizations running. Someone succeeding in such a context can suggest that person could be more adaptable and require less oversight. Large organizations can afford to be run less efficiently and can end up with a lot of staff that are essentially just ballast. They might also have an understanding of practical value that goes beyond "big number = good".

This job I got at a smaller company less than a year after getting my AA in cybersecurity technically fits the definition of a CISO, so I can have that on my resume if I like. Kinda feel that's a bit too pretentious to identify as until I have a few years more experience, though.

>>93658532
every country has problems fuckwit, at least in japan the trains exist

I HATE JUNIOR DEVS
I HATE JUNIOR DEVS
I HATE JUNIOR DEVS

>>93658601
Japan is literally the only good country in the world.

>>93658663
>t. self proclaimed 1996 "boomer"

>>93658647
>at least in japan the trains exist
yes I love being packed like a sardine in the people mover rather than having my own personal vehicle

West part of eastern Europe (Poland, Slovakia, Czechia) is pretty based, IMO, but please, don't come here.

>>93658642
Can confirm. I have only worked at giant international corporations that look good on paper but I contributed literally zero value during any of my tenures there. It's easy to just hide in the bathroom and no one knows what you do or who you even are.

>>93657730
I never really used it but it does have a bunch of data structures and what not that you should know.

Honestly everything you need is on YouTube, if you just want to get good at interview questions, go through the blind 75 questions and look at YouTube for answers to questions you get stumped on.

>>93658735
>t. time leeching dumb junior dev

>>93657741
Everything is bullshit anon. We don't have real capitalism, we don't have a meritocracy, we don't have impressive elites. We have a bunch of welfare queen corporations suckling at the feds teets and half of them are zombies kept up by endless stock buybacks. There are a few people who would be "proud" to "work" at a "fortune 500" and that would be people who know this but are status oriented and want to be elites, hyper-npcs who don't know this and like to do homework and get gbps, and people who know this and just want the stability and money from a company in bed with the government.

>>93658838
>t. larping “senior” developer on his team that is actually a leech

>>93658879
I am status oriented but unfortunately just don't have the height or jawline to go very far.

>>93657741
Only americans and asians place extremely high value on the company.
Mostly because they have no culture except consooming from the big companies.
It's very different in western europe.

>>93658957
In western europe you just ban companies and make everyone equally poor so nobody can ever own land or a car and has to ride a bus or a scooter.

>>93657787
>Fortune 500
>prestigious
>not startups

Jesus Christ what kind of shitheads does this thread attract?

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>>93658978
Yes.

I'm so fucking scared of my first job. I can't sleep anymore. They'll fire me in the first week for sure. Please tell me it's going to be okay.

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>>93659043
kek yeah my startup is a chromium app (please invest) we just got a $12m loan and only take 300k a year salaries with it thankfully our logo is cool and boomers are investing yay we got acquired time to do it again.... oh no no no not the fed fund rate?!? 2% interest???? but that will destroy the industry!!!

>>93659133
it's over

>>93659043
startups arent prestigious lol unless you're the founder and it's successful

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I DON'T WANNA GO TO THE US I DON'T WANNA GO TO CHICAGO PLEASE WHY DOES MY COMPANY WANT ME TO GO A WEEK TO CHICAGO I WANT TO STAY HERE IN MY COUNTRY I DON'T WANT TO RECEOVE ANY ONBOARDING I DON'T WANT TO ENTER THE US PLEASE I'D DO ANYTHING DON'T DO THIS TO ME I'M FINE WHERE IM AT IM GOING TO GET KILLED

>>93659246
Please stay in india anon

>>93659246
Are they at least giving you hazard pay?

>>93659263
I'M SORRY I WILL STAY IN HYDERABAD BUT CANCEL THAT FLIGHT AND HOTEL BOOKING I DON'T WANT TO GET RAPED IN THE US I'M SO SORRY SIR I DON'T WANT TO BE PSYOPED SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME MY LIFE IS IN IMMINENT DANGER

>>93659246
just stay in the loop and avoid southside, retard

>>93659297
are you a white or asian woman? if not you're not gonna get raped in chicago

>>93659335
No no, he will.

I hate my team, org, and company, but there are so few jobs that can beat my compensation and the ones that do are ultra-competitive right now. It's either take a pay cut or kill myself and don't know what to do.

>>93659335
IM NOT WHITE AND I'M A MAN BUT EVERYONE IS GAY UP THERE AND LOOKING FOR SEXY TIME I DON'T WANNA GO THERE PLEASE SOMEONE HELP. I'D TAKE AFRICA, ASIA OR EUROPE BUT NOT THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA GOD IS PUNISHING ME WITH THIS DICK MOVE HELP. I KNEW I SHOULD'VE BOMBED THOSE 6 ROUNDS OF INTERVIEWS.

>>93659246
Wear a bulletproof vest good luck

>boss is in UK
>sometimes get called in the middle of the night to help him with stuff
>write it on my timecard
>get warned by HR that my overtime is not approved (they will pay me for the time i did, but going forward will not)
>no longer accept my boss's calls at night and just keep my phone off
>boss gets mad, but tell him through email that HR says no
>few days passed and get email from HR saying that there was a "mixup" and all my overtime will be approved
>now just write extra hours randomly and they accept it no questions

>>93657434
>>93657828
Thanks lads. I did already come up with a project for him. I could probably do it myself a lot faster, but that's kind of the point of interns.

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>>93658603
Here's a list of the one perceived and experienced:
>Women are very likely to cheat more than western women ironically (specially in Tokyo). Some of them want to know what sex with a foreign guy is like and then they just forget about you.
>If you get into a serious relationship, parents might in the way because you're gaijin and if you don't have their approval your relationship is doomed.
>Not knowing how tatemae works will fuck up social life.
>Some nips might pretend to be nice to you, but you can hear them talking shit about you because they assume you don't know japanese
>Gaijin hunters.
>Some places deny the right to rent to gaijin.
>There's this mentality where there's problem, but no one points out, talks about it or address the issue because of "my social harmony"
>Get denied access to places for being gaijin.
>pensions are shit. (Had to help my father-in-law)
>Lots of homeless people living in cyber cafes.
>Had to make my first CV by hand because they refused to accept it in pdf.
>Peer pressure to not take vacations is a real thing.
>Witnessed sexual abuse on Shibuya and people did nothing about it.
>Lots of poverty outside of Tokyo
>Cops might stop you every now and then to check your papers

No, I'm not telling that you should forget about it. It's a great country and you can make friends and have and actual relationship like I do (if you learn japanese that is). But pisses me off those foreigners (particularly americans and british) that spend like 2-4 years in japan without learning japanese or leaving Tokyo and claim that is a paradise.

>>93658641
I already did it.

>>93659508
unbelievably based. more of a chad move than literally cumming on the face of your hr sluts.

I think my company is going under soon. They've cut most perks this year like conference sponsorships, free lunch, beer fridge in the office and monthly pub gatherings with open bar

>>93659524
why did you go back?

>>93659524
Indeed, everyone who moves longterm to a foreign country needs to learn the language. 4chan rants about brown people never integrating but there are just as many westerners guilty of it.

>>93659524
white pig go home

>>93659524
>Women are very likely to cheat more than western women
this is a huge thing in asia. so funny when westoids think asian women are super loyal. the opposite is true. cheating is completely normalized. people will talk about cheating on their husband or wife at the office with literally zero shame. your wife will cheat on you and get angry if you make a big deal out of it. fucking crazy place. I don't see many people who understand how big of a deal this is so mentioning it as your first point makes me know you actually know whats up lol.

>>93659564
I'm visiting my parents and I want to them to meet my current girlfriend. I'll go back in 2 months. Protips:
>Go to a gym and interact with people in there.
>Get a good grasp of tatemae
>Avoid picking up girls in ikebukuro or roppongi (the ones I met were gaijin hunters )

>>93659613
Hispanic pig, mister.

>>93659719
Almost dudes I know have cheated in their current girlfriends with prostitutes / "health delivery"

>>93659790
>Almost dudes I know have cheated in their current girlfriends with prostitutes / "health delivery"
lol. so relatable. I remember my group of friends at work got so fucking angry with me when I wouldn't cheat on my wife, like I was the bad person being judgemental of them. wasn't even the first, second, or third time I had experienced similar situations. I couldn't even tell you how many times people at the office talked about their cheating love affairs. maybe asian women living in the west are loyal, I couldn't tell you. but asian women in asia are not. at least the ones who go to offices.

>>93659719
I thought asian women don't like sex

>>93659790
Thanks for the tips friend.
t. spic

>>93659790
how wet is your girls pussy? how long are you spending on foreplay before you fuck her?

>>93659841
>I remember my group of friends at work got so fucking angry with me when I wouldn't cheat on my wife, like I was the bad person being judgemental of them.
I got a free pass on this one because I pulled the gaijin card, and they were like: "It can't be helped, you gaijins don't do that". Sadly it didn't work when they invited me to get drunk after work. Quitting and finding a remote job was the best decision.

damn now I'm questioning whether it's worth to keep doing my nihongo reps
maybe I should start learning something like flutter instead

>>93660120
it's worth it just to fuck a bunch of easy girls for a few years, asian sexpat is a meme for a reason

How do I get a ML engineer or a data science job?
I already work for a company developing and deploying AI apps but never the "dirty" work of actually doing research or working on something really groundbreaking. Also, my job pays like shit.
I am a Computer Science Bachelor who graduated 4 years ago.
What would be the step by step process of trying to get on the radar of HR people on Linkedin, or for the ML and data science jobs I apply for? Is certification mandatory?
I cannot get into detail on what I currently do in my company (adding to my Linkedin profile) because I am on NDA and I might get fired for that (the client is an S&P500 company)

>>93659719
So... how do I get a qt loyal white gf then?

>>93660165
>
What would be the step by step process of trying to get on the radar of HR people on Linkedin, or for the ML and data science jobs I apply for? Is certification mandatory?
I'm no expert but I learned that HR people really like seeing certs and degrees combined.

>>93659133
i thought i was going to get fired every day for 2 years. just use the paranoia to work hard

>>93660214
idk bro I'm asian I don't know how to date westoid white girls. maybe try letting her know you're a lgbt ally?

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>two week vacation
>not a drop of alcohol

>back to work this week
>one bottle of vodka down already

>>93659133
> I'm so fucking scared of my first job. I can't sleep anymore. They'll fire me in the first week for sure. Please tell me it's going to be okay.

Did you screw up or something? If not, relax.

I am an oldfag.

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>>93660261
I didn't even start yet, but I don't have any skills. I don't know why they hired me in the first place. They said I can learn everything on the job, but I feel like they still expect me to be more competent than I am.
If they fire me, I'm fucked. I'll never get another job.

>be me
>self-taught
>had multiple interviews now, passed a couple of technical interviews too so I think I'm good enough
>keep getting rejected eventually because some other applicant has better experience

How do I address this? Should I somehow try to reassure the interviewer that I'm good to work with or is there some pro-bono stuff I can do like contributing to open source?

I'm getting real sick of this and I have another interview coming up so I really want to get over this one thing that's holding me back

>>93660400
you're FUCKED

>>93660400
>be me
>degree haver
>cant get an interview
count your blessings faggot

I keep getting unsolicited emails for jobs that I'm not at all qualified for.
Anybody ever go for it? How did it turn out.

>>93660481
maybe build a portfolio, faggit

>>93660400
apply to more startups or places willing to take a chance on a self taught dev, and work on soft skills, if you're landing interviews and doing well on technical portions and still not getting offers it's likely a behavioral/soft skills issue

>>93660481
there is either something seriously wrong with the formatting of your resume or you have absolutely 0 projects/internships or you're simply not applying to enough jobs

>>93660400
Lie

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Math > CS

>>93659524
>Some places deny the right to rent to gaijin.
This is based, why don't we have this right in the supposed land of freedom?

>>93660147
I lived in Taiwan for 6 months and had zero sex. I didn't even leave my apartment, I just stayed inside playing Stardew Valley all night.

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>>93660820
>if you're landing interviews and doing well on technical portions and still not getting offers it's likely a behavioral/soft skills issue
so I'm too much of a sperg, basically

>Checking out tickets
>Some dev is crying about his plugin not working
>"Hurr it works on my personal computer there must be some corporate thing making it not work!"
>Head of department leaves comment on ticket
>"Checked out the software, looks like open source freeware...you get what you pay for."
>Closes ticket
Holy fucking based.

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>>93661107
Not necessarily, a lot of HR roasties want you to answer questions in a specific way. Look up STAR interview method and common behavioral interview questions, come up with answers for behavioral questions and rehearse them to the point you can recite them confidently when asked during an interview. Some of those "describe a time you had a conflict with a coworker" type questions are literally impossible for juniors to answer so just fabricate a story about how your coworker at your IT job was doing blah blah blah and you explained to them blah blah blah and you came to an agreement to do blah blah blah moving forward.

>>93660120
I'm learning both just in case

>>93660274
I'm sorry to hear that.

Anyone have experience with outsorcing?

>>93657268
How do I know if I'm ready to go from mid to senior? Feel free to send blogs or otherwise but don't see anything online and cgpt was garbo

>>93660635
just world fallacy
I have a portfolio

>>93660820
I have applied to 600 jobs. I have had a few interviews. I was ghosted by two, rejected after the first interview in one, rejected in another after 5 rounds. I am applying to anywhere. I am not being picky at all. Even companies with broken websites that look like they were designed by a retarded 12 year old never get back to me. I am willing to relocate to CA, AZ, TX, or CO. I have an internship and 4 major projects. I graduated from a state school with a mid 3 gpa. I am no more autistic than the average CS dork. I am not fat and I am well kempt.

>>93657268
>wants to put chips in your brain
>not the enemy
I HATE THE ANTICHRIST
I HATE THE ANTICHRIST

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Passed my AWS Solutions Architect Associate exam bros

>>93662491
Musk is the new Trump. Go back to feddit, libtard.

>>93662537
>paying $150 to advertise globohomo (((cloud))) shit
ok bro

>>93662537
Congrats. Too bad AWS is dying and everyone's going back to on-prem.

>>93662631
>>93662635

Sorry boomers get with the times or get ready for the unemployment line

I want to go back to the office bros...

>>93662537
Good job. Got that and going for sys ops, my company is paying for it.

>>93662762
https://www.office.com/

>>93662635
I'm actually seeing lots of companies going hybrid. They're keeping critical stuff on cloud and pricey stuff on prem, usually using openstack to allow developers to use kubernetes with either cluster.

I want to get my life together

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>>93662537
Nice work, anon.

I earn $500,000 a year all in cash with no stock nonsense.

Im applying to contract jobs now fuck it

Intrusive mental images aren't mentioned before the 1970s in psychiatry despite being one of the most common symptoms in multiple mental illnesses. What is the reason for this? I even read my father's old psychiatry study book from the 70s for doctor's education so a crucial book that covers most mental issues yet it doesn't mention intrusive images anywhere in it.

>>93663159
1960s and on psychology is all fake if you want descriptions of reality you need to look to victorian era medicine

>>93663038
I sold my startup to a big n for $20m

>>93659508
Fuck I hate things like that

>My old work sends me to 3rd world countries for jobs
>I need to get receipts for everything to get reimbursed
>In shithole countries most taxis, resturants etc dont give receipts
>I submitted my bank statement instead to get reimbursed
>Finance team refuse to reimburse this way.
>Give the same "We will do it this once, but never again" bullshit.
>Next month work asks me to go overseas
>"Nah, find someone else. Finance team are refusing to reimburse my travel costs"
>30 mins later I hear yelling going on upstairs
>30 mins after that get told "hey anon, dont worry. Finance will reimburse off bank statements
lmao, HR and finance teams can go suck a dick

>>93659790
>imagine dating a Japanese instead of Viet, Pinoy, or Hmong as a beaner
you fucked up anon, idk what anyone says SEAMonkeys are the most likely to be actually enjoyable to be around because they have similar values to whites and Hispanics. They BBQ, hunt/fish, and value food/family over all. I know I'll get memed for supporting Hmong people, but your Hmong brother in law will accept you after 5 shots and a decent sized fish.

>>93662235
Anyone?

guys what's the point?
i just have to do this for 30 years until i can retire?

Got laid off, people keep telling me to look for high paying senior roles with my experience but for the time being I want one of those jobs where I work 10 hours a week fixing bugs. What should I look for for this, and what's the salary range?

>>93663702
If you don't work, you don't eat.

>>93663720
A friend of mine works for the government (state of california) and he says it's super chill, you could try that

>>93663720
Just target a senior eng role and control the amount of work you do. Tell a recruiter you want a legacy system.

>>93662368
you have a degree and no experience?

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get a security clearance they said
find a job will be easy they said

>>93663702
hmm based on current trends you will probably need to work 45-50 years not 30 unless you plan on killing yourself in 30 years I mean then it's fine

>>93663893
no one said that

>>93663893
security clearance shit is east coast bro. look in the states around dc.

>>93662235
>>93657268
help plox

>>93663984
>just move across the whole literal fucking country bro
keep moving the goalposts

>>93657723
if they're the professionals and im assuming you aren't, how do you know if chatgpt is giving you the correct answer?

>>93664056
>guy discovering where the goalposts have always been

>>93664056
>did no research
>is retarded
good luck out there anon. it will be a hard life, yours.

>>93664056
If you're getting a security clearance you're most likely looking for a job with the government.
There are more national government jobs than any individual state government jobs
Most main offices for government(national) jobs are going to be near or at the government capital.
If you needed a security clearance to get the job, they're unlikely to allow an insecure method of access like remote working

Therefore if you want a larger selection of government jobs that your security clearance is required for, you need to go to the place where the jobs are.

>>93660290
dev? cybersecurity? swe? if swe, trust me, many first timers have been there, it'll probably take years for the imposter syndrome to go away but you'll be fine.

>>93664048
no

>>93662368
ohhh you're not white. that's rough

Can C# experience double as Java experience when I'm applying to shit?

>>93664256
Yeah, any interviewer with actual experience will realize that both languages are fairly similar
That said, you'll want to kill yourself going from C# to Java though. The most modern versions of Java are apparently not bad, from what I hear... but very few companies are using recent versions.

>>93664297
>Yeah, any interviewer with actual experience will realize that both languages are fairly similar
Oh sick, because I've just been putting down my C# yoe as Java yoe even though I've never technically used the language at my job.

>balls deep in the cloud architect meme

>>93664184
>what are contractors
>what are regional offices
moron

>>93664496
>>what are contractors
>>what are regional offices
Not hiring according to your post >>93663893

>>93660165
>>93660216
a masters may get you into some research-adjacent positions, but if you want to do actual research you will need a PhD in ML, applied maths, or stats

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>Work laptop charger broke so now I have to come into the office.

I'm looking for work as a deep sea diver, guys. Also, I live in Kansas. And don't tell me to look elsewhere—that's moving the goalposts.

>>93664764
Just repair it, how the fuck are you on /g/ and you don't know how to solder

Are there any better ways to commit suicide than shooting myself in the head?

>>93659524
>tatemae
qrd? i don't know much about tea ceremonies

>>93664971
yes, working

>>93657312
Make sure he gets paid on time or he'll start to show really huge disinterest

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>Everyone talking about a 4 daay weekend
>Friday isn't a holiday for my company

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>>93665160
It's a holiday if you're sick

>>93664976
https://lmgtfy.app/?q=what+is+tatemae

>>93663702
Your life is too easy if you're asking this question.

What should I put in my Linkedin summary?

>>93665571
Distinguished Pajeet willing to roll up sleeves and do the needful

>>93664256
http://catb.org/~esr/writings/unix-koans/recruiter.html

> A technical recruiter, having discovered that that the ways of Unix hackers were strange to him, sought an audience with Master Foo to learn more about the Way. Master Foo met the recruiter in the HR offices of a large firm.
> The recruiter said, “I have observed that Unix hackers scowl or become annoyed when I ask them how many years of experience they have in a new programming language. Why is this so?”
> Master Foo stood, and began to pace across the office floor. The recruiter was puzzled, and asked “What are you doing?”
> “I am learning to walk,” replied Master Foo.
> “I saw you walk through that door” the recruiter exclaimed, “and you are not stumbling over your own feet. Obviously you already know how to walk.”
> “Yes, but this floor is new to me.” replied Master Foo.
> Upon hearing this, the recruiter was enlightened.

>>93665160
>4 day weekend
feliz dia de la patria

>>93665628
I am about to start putting 30 languages on my resume because I guarantee retarded recruiters throw out qualified resumes that match 100% the job ad

Now instead of getting stock rejection emails I am getting "we are reevaluating our hiring needs" rejections. Even had an interview cancelled on me for the same reasons. Why is it taht much worse now compared to a month ago?

>>93665866
Because there are like 200 thousand fagman engineers also looking for jobs

>>93665628
This,
patterns are what's important, once you know
>constuctors/classes
>casting
>basic i/o
>garbage collection
>basic error handling
you can pretty much figure out anything else

>>93665944
Error handling is unironically bloat.
Just don't make any errors.

>>93665996
Your butthole doesn't know clenching until you've written solidity code that has to process millions of dollars

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>>93665281
Based.

>>93657730
garbo book. neetcodes website is 1000x better. along wiht byebytego for system design

>>93666041
Stop shilling your shitty site here you retarded grifter.

>>93666022
I hope I never have to write code that interfaces with things that cost real money. I clenched real hard when I had to rewrite 50TB of DoD data that was a few hours from being reaped off a server. I don't think I could handle code that could cause someone financial oblivion if I mess it up.

>>93663457
what od u work as

>>93665866
If you read the news regularly, you would know what this is happening.

>>93666086
>I don't think I could handle code that could cause someone financial oblivion if I mess it up.
Why? It's literally not your problem, except maybe needing to find a new job.

>>93666114
I don't read the newspapers because they all have ugly prints

>>93666127
The company you work for could leak your name in some news release if you fuck up really hard and they hate you. Or you get sued.

>>93666099
Senior Siteops Engineer

>>93666133
:/

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>>93665571
Senõrx Software Engineer, GlitterBomb.js Inventor, JavaScript4Refugees Teacher, Proud xther of 2 furbabies, Pronouns are Xe/Xim

>>93666044
those are 2 different sites retard

>>93666164
He's right.

>>93666172
hoomans aren't magnificent, nor deserving better existence

>>93666172
dude everyone at my company has pronouns in their slack profiles now. i turned it into a game where i guess their pronouns before checking, and i have like a 99% hit rate

if someone is obese, gangly, green-haired, or otherwise trollish, guaranteed they/them

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Fellas I'm so demoralized. 200 applications this month and not a single response.

>>93666263
nice internships

>>93666263
Some companies take 3 months to respond.

>>93666263
>4 months of experience
>not even real experience since you probably barely finished training
>already looking to jump

>>93666172
I wish I had a desk

>>93666299
The startup is going under, most of the lead devs have left, so looking for somewhere else.

>>93666313
I don't care why you're looking to jump, you just have no experience and it looks bad.

>>93666263
In a similar boat atm, company has turned around and threatened WFH taking the job from hybrid to in person, only have 1 ye of exp and no one responds to jobs unless I'm overly qualified and they can't meet my current salary expectations

>>93666333
What am I supposed to do then?

>>93666313
Shotgunning applications as a junior is playing on hard mode. Can you get a referral from one of the devs? Have you tried networking at hackathons, meetups, etc?

>>93666373
suffer

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Are there any good certs to try and break into devops jobs? I have ~9 months of web dev experience but it was boring fullstack stuff and I didn't like it that much. Would getting certs in Docker/Kubernetes/Terraform/Cloud help to break in? I didn't get to use any of that at my job because it was a boomer company.

>>93666401
>i dont like developing so i want to be a janny for devs

>>93666306
Complain about back pain from sitting on the floor. HR will be forced to give you a desk and a chair.

>>93666356
>1 yr
>Can't meet my current salary expectations
What.

>>93666374
Asked for referrals, I did get one but then was told they already found someone else for the position.

I live in the middle of nowhere so I haven't done any meetups or hackathons. Have been trying to reach out directly to people on Linkedin the past few days though, hoping that leads somewhere but no bites yet.

>>93666440
I already make 260k and I want at least 15% more every time I switch jobs

>>93666440
I made 108k last year with my OT
base salary is 95k, get a 5k bonus at christmas and get paid my hrly rate for OT.
So looking for something around 100-105k

>>93666533
If you got 95k base you should be able to get 115k base.
Don't undersell yourself.

>>93666263
1. Since you're graduating in May change your title to look like a co-op so like Software Engineering Intern and maybe even put part time there.
2. When you apply to a job see what language they prefer? Try to highlight languages that you my have used in each bullet point.
3. You look like a full stack developer but have software engineer recruiters are retards so replace the headline with "Fullstack Software Engineer".
3. Too many bullet points should be 3-4 sentences max if it each point will fill more than one line!
4. Projects should be just a short description and the languages/tools used. Most people won't read it but it will reinforce the rest of the resume.
5.Just have a resume with your email and phone number AND NO FANCY LINKS (RECRUITERS/HR ARE RETARDS!!!). Have your fancy resume ready to send if you make it to the hiring manager.
Just basing this on A/B testing my resume the past two weeks/some feedback from recruiters

>>93666660
>Since you're graduating in May change your title to look like a co-op so like Software Engineering Intern and maybe even put part time there.
Worst advice ever. Do NOT this.

>>93658601
Mexico

>>93666660
Thanks anon, appreciate the advice.

So overall it's too wordy on the bullet points and I should cut back? What would I do with all the extra white space?

>>93666720
Adjusting you title is fine it's his first job just send it to like one job and see if it passes the filter. I'm just saying see what bites and adjust as needed. You retard, again he's trying to figure out what is hurting him in the resume lol.

>>93666720
This anon >>93666299 said it looked bad to be job hopping after a few months, so idk what to do lol. It's technically not an internship tho.

>>93666660
Do you also have any advice on recruiters? I've never gotten a cold dm from one on linkedin and haven't talked to any since none of my applications have gotten a response.

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>>93666172
i feel bad for you normies
put me in a poorly lit windowless room and i'm in my zone

>>93666758
Just manually space it out more, you're first couple jobs are going to be hard to get out of college anyway, I would just try and get past ATS or maybe find a career fair/conference where you can bypass the filter. I never did this but after months of applying and adjusting my resume I would get jobs with little work experience.

>>93666871
Normies are so needy.

>>93666172
i want a cube

>>93666423
Mmmm yeah i love fucking with percentages and individual pixels because my boomer boss doesnt like how the columns are spaced too far apart but also too close together thanks id love some more please thanks :)

>>93666842
You probably won't get recruiters until you have like at 2 years work experience and like C# or Java lol. I didn't get a lot until like this year when I had like 4. It all depends on what skills are being looked for in you geographic area too, I lucked out and had some .NET experience so I could leverage that even though for the past couple I had been doing NodeJS. I'm about to take a Frontend role where I have the option to do Full Stack every once and a while because I'm tired of Fullstack development for right now because companies that ask you to do that are usually have retarded lead devs/managment that overwork everyone and barely pay you when you're doing like 2 people's jobs' worth of work but again it depends on the company and there are a lot of shit companies.

>>93667044
Yeah, I've heard that it takes a while to get recruiters to come to you. But I mean did you ever go looking for recruiters or send the first message yourself?

>>93657324
It's easy. They asked me 14 questions, one or two asking me about programming design ("how would you create a phone app that does this?"). Just broad soft technical questions like that.

>>93663893
There are no government jobs on the west coast. You'll have to relocate (they don't pay for relocation, btw).

>>93666234
I wasn't even referring to newspapers. News can be read online. It's funny that even with so much info available on the internet, people still ask

>Huh, why is this happening?

>>93659246
Take the job, go to Chicago, and after a week, buy the hottest iron you can afford with your first check
You'll be alright

Just got a wfh job, everything is looking up.
Never had one before and I'm a simple man that lives with a roommate. Would sequestering the provided laptop on a guest network stop the company from seeing how much anime I watch on my phone?

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Oh God, I just got an interview for a Help Desk Coordinator job today after filling out 50 applications in the past 3 days. I'm gonna be real with you fellas, I don't know what the fuck I'm doing. I just emphasized my strong people skills, I'm trying to learn more tech. I just barely got my A+ through ProfesserMesser, is there a snowball's chance in hell I'll make it?

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>80k TC
>28y/o, 4.5 yoe
>live in california (socal)

feel like the jews got me bros... I can't make it

>>93667353
You're good, you can pretty much learn everything on the job for a help desk job

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>>93663893 Or clearedjobs.net dumbo.

>>93667353
>Just an a+ monkey
>Help desk manager
Lol if they hire you they are retards. They should just offer you a tier one position because that is all a+ is good for.

>>93667410
I suppose I'm gonna do it either way, but thanks for the ease of mind
>>93667445
That's what I want, just a basic bitch tier 1, but this is who approached me. I'm not sure how to take that. I have experience in management in my current job, but it has fuckall to do with IT

>>93667421
defense attracts the worst talent because its full of mutts who can't compete with h1bs

>>93667567
>H1B
>Cleared job
>Non-cleared jobs tends to say MUST BE US CITIZEN
As long as you stay clear of Boeing you'll be jeet free.

>>93667407
Feels like me at 170K TC 10 YoE

>>93667163
thanks bromie

>>93667239
there are plenty of cleared jobs in california, but 95% of them are not entry level

>>93667407
isn't poverty level 120k in cali

>>93667816
The rest of the state averages it out to 80k.

>>93667407
>the poem
Will the man in the glass be happier if I climb fagman and be known as top tech guy or just be a gamedev and contribute to the indie scene?

Dealing with big corporations can really be a kafkaesque experience. AI cant replace incompetent employees soon enough.

>>93668280
if AI is realistically able to take low tier wage jobs in the next 15-20 years, literally billions of people around the world will have no work to do. There is 0 chance that the billionaires in charge will implement UBI, so I unironically think there will be another communist revolution.

>>93668412
>take low tier wage jobs
Right now it's looking like it's gonna replace high tier wage jobs

>>93668523
highly doubt it replaces high tier wage jobs before it replaces customer service/dmv/manual data entry jobs

hels jeas some folk bringed up their chunky ass gamer pc because of memory error. started binary search to pinpoint which of the 8 sticks is the culprit. one at least, lets see if others are faulty too.

memtest86 failure screen is brutal

odd to think that I am only one from my geek circles to actually see it, since I am the only one who works with computers, not just hobbies with them

>>93668412
>if AI is realistically able to take low tier wage jobs in the next 15-20 years
Expert prediction for AGI is around 2031 and it continues to get lower. More and more are saying this decade. When that happens, AI will take all jobs and high tier ones will be replaced first because they have the biggest payoff.

>>93659048
Wow I sure have lots in common with my country's region "Moldova".
Why yes, as a western European I'm practically the same as an Albanian. Culturally, historically... It was a dictatorship 20 years ago and part of the Soviet Union before that but that doesn't matter.
What's that? 90% of Europeans can't speak English and don't share a language? Nah senpai doesn't matter. Other big countries don't have a main language either.
Go Europe!!

>>93668604
AGI means its sapient and able to think for itself, so it could just replace all jobs immediately.

>>93666423
at my place devops dictate what to do to devs
they basically create ridiculous amounts of bureaucracy and pain to do every little thing, they dont even talk to you directly.

they have several pages of documentation to read just to file a ticket just to talk to one of them. worst fucking team procedures/policies ive ever come across in 10+ years. all that to say, it can be really nice to be devops depending on your company. in the best case (for a devops guy) you basically do very little but make up all the arcane rules. you also have no skin in the game because things are rarely your fault and all the rules you make up dont affect you (no dogfooding). you can just be a useless jenkins/github/lab/whatever monkey and tell principal engineers what color shirt underwear they need to be wearing before they can speak to you

>>93668616
>it could just replace all jobs immediately.
No. The infrastructure needs to be built first. If you suddenly got 10 times smarter you couldn't replace every job in an instant either. The transition will take a few years.

ok so I have risen from IT support staff to linux expert/developer in a university. what could be my career path? continue to high performance computing?

on development side, I like to use Rust.

I probably should finish my CS studies before continuing onward though.

>>93666099
Air Traffic Management

>>93657312
Give him responsibility, but support him. Do not micromanage. Be reasonable.

Fellas I will probably start working as a PHP developer. I have small experience (4 months) as front-end dev, what am I in for? Will I want to kms after a week? Or will it be fine? It's quite a big company and I'm afraid I won't meet their expectations

>>93668654
it has the power to build the infrastructure itself in a few weeks

>>93668784
No it doesn't. AI is not magic, it obeys the laws of physics.

>>93668904
Yes it can, as long as it has access to servers. AI can write code 1000x faster than a normal human with moderate computing power (one GPU). Therefore as soon as it finds a vulnerability that allows it to gain more computing power, it can use the computing power to write meaningful code with a business purpose.

For example, let's take Amazon as an example. Amazon allows users to sell and buy items. AI could write an Amazon clone in hours, with better performance and better features. At this time, it has literally replaced all Amazon engineers in hours.

Only jobs that won't be replaced are manual labor/doctors since AI will be limited by shitty physical robots. However, AI could also research better robot design and thus create physical avatars for itself.

>>93668590
yayy at least one stick passes the tests. this means that the problem is not in the motherboard and its slots

>>93668750

Is it a Symfony or Laravel project or pure PHP? Learn the basics of PHPUnit for writing unit tests and you'll be off to a good start.

I think I'm starting to fucking lose it so from now on I'm just going to do whatever the fuck I want for as long as I'm employed
I don't know if I can afford that but I know I can't afford losing my sanity

>>93658978
>mutts still pretending things they are not allowed to have like public transport, proper healthcare or not having to deepthroat a jew daily is a bad thing

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>>93665111
>intern
>paid

>>93659790
>gaijin hunters
What? They hunt foreigners for sport or sex?

>shat in the prod database for the third time in two weeks

>>93669236
you don't get it, western man, you HAVE to ride a comically large car for 45 minutes if you run out of groceries

>>93669137
It is pure PHP I believe, they didn't name any framework during the interviews and the example project I was required to specifically asked for pure PHP. I am not new to pure PHP but I have 0 experience with frameworks and shiet. Thanks for the PHPUnit advice, I will def look into it

>>93669306
Sex

>>93658601
somewhere around Thailand
basically what you seek is sea and lush nature, people accustomed to tourists but not live in tourist destination because they suck ass and are too expensive and functioning internet connection (so you have to find a big enough town/city)

Boss jacked up the in-office days from 2/week to 3/week a while back, and is now introducing additional "milestone celebration" office days when some feature ships where he pours us a glass of cheap cava at the end of the day but also we have to be at the office the entire day. He plans these days in on a whim, so far we've had about 2 per month, which makes for ~3.5 office days per week.
I moved out to the absolute middle of nowhere during covid because I could afford a house there and I thought the shift to remote would be permanent. My commute consists of 30 minutes of being stuck in traffic followed by 40 minutes of public transport.
I can't take this any more but I'm not that good of an engineer and all the fully remote roles are highly competitive.
Do I really need to sell this fucking house and go paying more than its mortgage in rent again to live in half the amount of space but near to my job?

>>93669579
>boohoo an hour commute to work le bad
weakass faggots like you don't deserve jobs
when will jews finally step up and cancel all wfh whatsoever

>>93669456
So why would I avoid them?

>>93669641
No. I have an in demand skillset so I demand my money's worth, including perks like WFH.

>>93669641
why the fuck would you waste 2 hours a day going to a different place than your home just to use the same internet? what's the advantage?

>>93669641
My work day is effectively 2 hours longer than pre-covid and yet my pay hasn't changed. Of course I'm not happy with that.
I don't mind going through a morning routine to look presentable, I don't mind being in an office. I do mind all the extra time waste. I mind that all the tech jobs in this country are in 1 of 3 cities, for no apparent reason whatsoever.

>>93669725
They're hags, and will try to distract you from JS funnies.

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>return to office
>not a single woman wearing a pencil skirt
I feel lied to

>>93669847
>JS funnies?

>>93669243
Interns are Litle Match Girl of the modern world. If they don't bring any penny they aren't allowed to go home by their parents or take severe beatings. Tell the treasury / financer in your office to at least pay them 20% of what's the regular pay in your division.

>>93669127
i was too happy too early. that stick does not pass all tests.

fuck gaming computers
fuck bureaucracy

just buy space from our servers
and don't buy a shitcup under your desk

>get cushy wfh job
>excited for all the vidya ill be playing during work
>get into game in the morning
>lobby full of turks and russians because the first world is either sleeping or at work
i fucking hate being european so much

10 days until start a new job. I'm extremely worried.
I've worked 8 years as freelance/contractor in small startups with couple people max but the new job is a multi billion corporation and I have no experience in that.
This is also very senior role and I feel like I don't know anything and will be fired very fast.
Apparently I will be responsible for design and architectures of systems and how dev teams implement them and what tech is being used. I don't know how well I will do, since I'm not good with people, not to mention I don't feel like I have all the experience required.

I guess if nothing else, it will be interesting experience.

>>93658879
>Real capitalism hasn't been tried out!
lmao you people are fucking pathetic
go suck off a commie, you think exactly like them

>>93670909
jew won't add shekels to your account for sucking him off

>>93669748
the advantage is that you will work and not sit on your ass the entire day watching tranime

>>93660120
>learning a language for women
absolute fucking beta faggotry

>>93671287
i am very anticapitalist but whenever you say that on the internet they spew out the "muh real communism has never been tried out" meme to make fun of you
and then he goes and does the exact same fucking thing

>>93671372
this, the only proper reason to learn Japanese is little girls

>>93671372
I study japanese to understand the dirty talk my favorite asmr vtuber is whispering into my ear while she's moaning and kissing it

i'm hardcore procrastinating help

>>93660400
if you are passing technical tests and get invited to interviews with no experience it means you are acting autistically at the interview itself aka your "soft skills"/attitude is the issue.

>>93671346
who the fuck cares? as long as I get paid and they have no complaints with what I do, I will do whatever the fuck I want
the important thing is to get shit done, not to pretend you're doing stuff even when you don't have anything to do

>>93671919
>who the fuck cares?
people paying you money for workhours
goy cattle isn't supposed to be given free gibs

>>93671979
why the fuck would I care about them lmao? again, as long as the people who pay me don't have complains about what I do or don't do, I can do whatever the fuck I want and nobody can tell me shit

how can I switch from IT department to HR department?

I want to make people happier and fix the workplace.

>>93672289
>be women
>be gay
>be minority
must fit one of the above

Im an awkward geek nerd but at least i have a job compared to other awkward geek nerd who are more terminally online and ugly and obese than me.

>IT company with client
>2 of us are "on-site" meaning we rotate going into the office
>I'm in my 20s and taking Net+ (boss is paying for certs) not an IT background but at least respond to calls and tickets when I'm in office and working remote, respond via email and try to loop people in etc. basically do all the PC deployments and new hires and talk to client employees
>other guy is married with kids, lives 90min away from office, barely responsive when remote, has more experience but client doesn't even really like him and our other coworker who's 100% remote always calls him out for not taking tickets taking random days off for his kids etc.
>yesterday he was MIA basically all day
>boss told me he's considering making him 100% remote
My boss is coming in the office today and we'll discuss. I can either do nothing or twist the knife in this guy and possibly be 100% remote if I agree with my other coworker who's been complaining. I'm also newer so the lazy guy will be pissed if he's in and I'm remote. But fuck him, right? My boss also discussed firing him by the end of the year and hiring someone more junior for me to manage while remote more often.

>>93669771
Do you HAVE to be there 8hrs? If these days your boss plans are random and don't really have any activity until the end, can you come in after work for a half day? Or leave early?
Also why do you drive and take public transport? Does your office not have a garage or are you autistic and won't park your car in the city?

>>93667353
>>93667484
If it's a small office/environment and you're willing to learn that sounds entirely comfy. My dream job is to be a help desk admin at a tiny private school in a rural county or something.

>>93670129
your mistake for playing multiplayer shit. a sunny or rainy summer morning is peak time for single player enjoyment. Although a nice evening is even better

>>93672593
>Waah waah i just want to be left alone waah
Nobody will ever take you seriously.

>>93672630
u ok sperg? I'm in the office as I type this, is it wrong to desire a different work envornment?

good morning sirs!

>>93671759
That sucks man. One of the reasons I wanted to work in tech was that I thought they would be okay with spergs
Like how the fuck am I supposed to know what it is I'm doing wrong? I don't think I'm someone that would be hard to work with

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tgif am i right lads

about to give up on breaking into IT

happy friday fellow wagies

>>93673045
Is it that hard to find helldesk jobs nowadays? damn...

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>>93673053
happy friday :DDD

>>93673004
>I thought they would be okay with spergs
i thought the same but you need to bypass the normie HR people and you still will have to work with other people either way.

>>93673071
Outsourcing probably. It saves money but everyone calling tech support is immediately pissed off when they hear that Indian voice.

>>93673090
I'm fine working with others though and I'm not some elitist sperg who thinks everyone is below him. I must be coming across pretty bad if people aren't confident that I'd be nice to work with, is my point

>>93673071
>helldesk
>IT

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>>93673030
It's the weekend TWU

>>93657268
Killing time until 1700.
The grind is real.

>>93673004
>Like how the fuck am I supposed to know what it is I'm doing wrong?
in case you still can't figure out basic shit after being coddled for decades you are just supposed to
adult life is 80% a social affair and you figure it out or get left behind

>>93673451
playing Rule the waves 3 since it looks like a spreadsheet. Also my boss is coming in and we'll probably get lunch and drinks for 2hrs. tmwu

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>>93659246
Chicago is based, go enjoy the food

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>>93673075
Hamppy frenday :DDD!

New thread

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>>93673947
>>93673947

Today i had a pretty good interview for a devops job. I was nervous and the interviewer could see that. But i think i answered 90% of the questions right and i'm surprised i did this good. Do you think these bastards will hire me?

>>93673951
doesn´t help that the interviewer was probably autistic like me and gave me the driest feedback. Fuck

>>93673828
"""food"""

>>93664819
assuming nig/g/ers understand technology

>>93671746
todo lists

Does specializing in cyber security mean that I won't have a chance at getting hired at jobs for software engineering?