I need to make my job sexier for women.>what do you do?>I am a data scientist for a market intelligence companyHow do I make this shitty 6 figure job sound less autistic?
You go ask >>>/adv/
>>91123244he played Data on Star Trek.>oh yeah? I wonder what he's doing nowadays...
>>91123244Say you're a hacker like Mark Zuckerberg in that movie
>>91123244when they ask what you do say"oh you wouldn't find it interesting anyway"with christian bale's voice
>>91123244i do numbers
>>91123468when they insistend the explanation with"maybe I could examine your data if I find some time" also with a superior voice
>>91123244> "I make six figures"Done.
>>91123244just say you work in marketing and it pays really well
>How do I make this shitty 6 figure job sound less autistic?You tell them it makes six figures and it's easy to do work from home. If that's not enough to hook them, who cares?
>>91123244make the computer talk to them in sexy voice
>>91123244>I'm a data ninja
>>91123613>analytics artisan
>>91123817>growth hacker
>>91123244You should tell your boss to stop being a globohomo cocksucker and just recruit capable men.
>>91123244kill yourself and ask hades
>>91123244I say I'm well-paid to do bleep bloop computer shit and leave it at that. They'll be impressed, and they'll respect that you don't tell them more, because they do not care>>91123817>craft code constructor
>>91123817>Scikit sommelier
>>91123925>pytorch purveyor>pandas pedlar>numpy nigger
>>91123244>I'm a business intelligence analyst at a low profile company that makes billionaires richer
>>91123244thank you mr. nesquicks
>>91123244Tell her you need to return some video tapes and leave
>>91123244By saying that you make fancy dashboards, visualizations, engage in stakeholder talks and are also doing a lot on the visual / ux aspects.
>>91124259>dashboard dynamo>tableau maestro
Just buy a rolex and expensive clothes dumbass. Why do you fags make it this shit difficult. Keep an eye on your drink though, don't get roofied and have your rolex stolen.
anon it's 2023 when women hear "data scientist" they instantly get horny
>>91123244>talking to bitches about workfor wut purpose
>>91125438So they can judge you for your financial worth
>>91125438Benis must go in vagoo. Vagoo wont run away if benis has big wallet.
>>91125438I just use virtuagirl
>>91123244become a woman to be an example
>>91123532>>91123518non-american here wanting some clarification on this term. 6 figures means 'over 100.000$ a year' right? Is that before taxes? Unless it's after tax I just don't see how it's impressive enough to use as a pickup line,
>>91123244"Data scientist" sounds cool as it is.
>>91128681It’s before taxes and it’s still impressive unless you live in a major west coast city, (parts of) NYC, and a handful of other places.
>>91123244I've found that no amount of explaining really gives most people any idea. "Computer stuff" is really all they get. It doesen't really matter anyway, they're here on a date with me, not interviewing for a job
>>91125399The only thing I've gotten from saying data scientist is 'uhh... so what do data scientists do?'
>>91125973Woman interested in getting money for sex sounds an awful lot like a hooker. You sure you got on a date?
>>91125447bullshit, the only relevant factor is if you can take care of yourself. Not looking like a bum may be a challenge for /g/ though, regardless of how well off they are
>i help make the Jews richer at the goyims expenseAny girl that doesn’t appreciate it, isn’t worth hiring.
>>91125361No wealthy people actually wear rolexes, and women can't discern brands unless they explicitly read it somehow. If you're up to impressing men though, go for it
>>91123244"They pay me lots of money to tell people what to do"
>>91123244I tell <famous client> what to sell
