[a / b / c / d / e / f / g / gif / h / hr / k / m / o / p / r / s / t / u / v / vg / vm / vmg / vr / vrpg / vst / w / wg] [i / ic] [r9k / s4s / vip / qa] [cm / hm / lgbt / y] [3 / aco / adv / an / bant / biz / cgl / ck / co / diy / fa / fit / gd / hc / his / int / jp / lit / mlp / mu / n / news / out / po / pol / pw / qst / sci / soc / sp / tg / toy / trv / tv / vp / vt / wsg / wsr / x / xs] [Settings] [Search] [Mobile] [Home]
Board
Settings Mobile Home
/g/ - Technology


Thread archived.
You cannot reply anymore.


[Advertise on 4chan]


I need to make my job sexier for women.

>what do you do?
>I am a data scientist for a market intelligence company

How do I make this shitty 6 figure job sound less autistic?
>>
You go ask >>>/adv/
>>
>>91123244

he played Data on Star Trek.

>oh yeah? I wonder what he's doing nowadays...
>>
>>91123244
Say you're a hacker like Mark Zuckerberg in that movie
>>
>>91123244
when they ask what you do say
"oh you wouldn't find it interesting anyway"
with christian bale's voice
>>
>>91123244
i do numbers
>>
>>91123468
when they insist
end the explanation with
"maybe I could examine your data if I find some time" also with a superior voice
>>
>>91123244
> "I make six figures"
Done.
>>
>>91123244
just say you work in marketing and it pays really well
>>
>How do I make this shitty 6 figure job sound less autistic?
You tell them it makes six figures and it's easy to do work from home. If that's not enough to hook them, who cares?
>>
>>91123244
make the computer talk to them in sexy voice
>>
>>91123244
>I'm a data ninja
>>
>>91123613
>analytics artisan
>>
>>91123817
>growth hacker
>>
>>91123244
You should tell your boss to stop being a globohomo cocksucker and just recruit capable men.
>>
>>91123244
kill yourself and ask hades
>>
>>91123244
I say I'm well-paid to do bleep bloop computer shit and leave it at that. They'll be impressed, and they'll respect that you don't tell them more, because they do not care

>>91123817
>craft code constructor
>>
>>91123817
>Scikit sommelier
>>
>>91123925
>pytorch purveyor
>pandas pedlar
>numpy nigger
>>
File: suit.jpg (7 KB, 135x151)
7 KB
7 KB JPG
>>91123244
>I'm a business intelligence analyst at a low profile company that makes billionaires richer
>>
>>91123244
thank you mr. nesquicks
>>
>>91123244
Tell her you need to return some video tapes and leave
>>
>>91123244
By saying that you make fancy dashboards, visualizations, engage in stakeholder talks and are also doing a lot on the visual / ux aspects.
>>
>>91124259
>dashboard dynamo
>tableau maestro
>>
Just buy a rolex and expensive clothes dumbass.
Why do you fags make it this shit difficult. Keep an eye on your drink though, don't get roofied and have your rolex stolen.
>>
anon it's 2023 when women hear "data scientist" they instantly get horny
>>
>>91123244
>talking to bitches about work
for wut purpose
>>
>>91125438
So they can judge you for your financial worth
>>
>>91125438
Benis must go in vagoo. Vagoo wont run away if benis has big wallet.
>>
File: 8bar8p.webm (1.75 MB, 364x440)
1.75 MB
1.75 MB WEBM
>>91125438
I just use virtuagirl
>>
>>91123244
become a woman to be an example
>>
>>91123532
>>91123518
non-american here wanting some clarification on this term. 6 figures means 'over 100.000$ a year' right? Is that before taxes? Unless it's after tax I just don't see how it's impressive enough to use as a pickup line,
>>
>>91123244
"Data scientist" sounds cool as it is.
>>
>>91128681
It’s before taxes and it’s still impressive unless you live in a major west coast city, (parts of) NYC, and a handful of other places.
>>
>>91123244
I've found that no amount of explaining really gives most people any idea. "Computer stuff" is really all they get. It doesen't really matter anyway, they're here on a date with me, not interviewing for a job
>>
>>91125399
The only thing I've gotten from saying data scientist is 'uhh... so what do data scientists do?'
>>
>>91125973
Woman interested in getting money for sex sounds an awful lot like a hooker. You sure you got on a date?
>>
>>91125447
bullshit, the only relevant factor is if you can take care of yourself. Not looking like a bum may be a challenge for /g/ though, regardless of how well off they are
>>
>i help make the Jews richer at the goyims expense

Any girl that doesn’t appreciate it, isn’t worth hiring.
>>
>>91125361
No wealthy people actually wear rolexes, and women can't discern brands unless they explicitly read it somehow. If you're up to impressing men though, go for it
>>
>>91123244
"They pay me lots of money to tell people what to do"
>>
>>91123244
I tell <famous client> what to sell



[Advertise on 4chan]

Delete Post: [File Only] Style:
[Disable Mobile View / Use Desktop Site]

[Enable Mobile View / Use Mobile Site]

All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.