I HATE THE ANTICHRIST>I HATE THE ANTICHRISTI HATE THE ANTICHRIST>I HATE THE ANTICHRIST
I love heytaco. I love getting rewarded for my hard work with these cute little tacos. Take your meds.
>>88028631>I HATE THE ANTICHRIST
>>88028631>never gives away tacos
>>88028631What's wrong with spreading appreciation?People don't do that enough these days.
>>88028695i do not want to be appreciatedi want to be paid more and/or left alonei don't care if my boss calls me a delusional barrel of nigger dicks to me face i'm just so fucking tired of scrum/agile
>>88028652i'm going to eat your spleen raw
>>88028723Why not jump ship for a company willing to pay you more AND get accolades in the form of tacos while you wait for your two weeks notice to be up?There's no reason to be so bitter about any of this.I bet you would refuse a job at this heytaco company out of spite even if it payed you double what you make now.
>>88028631I LOVE THE ANTICHRIST>I LOVE THE ANTICHRISTI LOVE THE ANTICHRIST>I LOVE THE ANTICHRIST
>>88028631>feeling appreciated because you've been given a virtual banana stickerOr I can just farm (you)s here.
>>88028631WHAT THE FUCK i thought it was at least real tacos you could eat
>>88028631>$3/user/monthThe guy who built this is a genius lmao
what the fuck is the point of this? $3/user/month for a taco emoji?
>>88028883Obviously you aren't an HR master
>>88028893i dont eat babies so yeah
>>88028631IMAGINE BEING SO FAT YOU LOOK AT COMPUTERS AND SEE FOOD
>More than 5000 retarded team managers have already been scammed by HeyTaco, join us today!
>>88028631>Good news everyone, I've signed us up for a paid service where we can send emojis to each other to show our appreciation.>Why not use that money to pay us more and then just use your words to show your appreciation?>Nah
We had something like this about a decade ago on a works intranet but it was a cookie rather than a taco. Fucking ridiculous idea, pretty much akin to xp or levels. "Kurt sent you 5 cookies because he's a cunt and he thinks that you'd like to participate in this shit so you're now a cunt too".
>>88028631I know someone who would love this
>>88028883don't forget the extremely basic chatbot anon
>>88028631>Like you, we at HeyTaco are human.
>>88028631>Man does not live by tacos alone
>>88028695digital tacos aka fake tacos because its fake appreciation and just another scam tactic
>>88028883No wayI dont know what to sayWe are doomed
>>88028695The objective of a business is to maximize profits.For this there is clearly an optimum regarding the pay of employees: if you pay them nothing no one will work for you but if you pay them more than necessary your profits will go down.The point of things like this is to shift the optimum pay, i.e. to trick employees into working for less using gimmicks.Also half the point is probably to track whether people are actually showing gratitude via virtual tacos, thus making it an enforceable policy.Psychologically, if you forced to write down things you are grateful for every day you will actually feel happier even if nothing materially improves.
>>88031040>Psychologically, if you forced toThat's not going to work out the way you think it is.
The 5 people above my post just got taco’d! Enjoy your weekend, my friends!
>>88028631Anon I've been looking at our HeyTaco! metrics and it looks like you've given less than one Taco! per day on average for the past month. Let's foster a positive, nurturing team environment and not let any of our Tacos! go to waste. You can even dole out up to five a day!
as a proud Mexican I find this cultural appropriation incredibly offensive.
>>88031040>if you forced to write down things you are grateful for every day you will actually feel happier even if nothing materially improves.If you're forced to write down "what I appreciate at work" every day, it'll quickly become another soul-crushing busy task that feels like a waste of time. Plus, the "appreciation" feels less genuine when you receive one since you get the feeling that whoever sent you that was being coerced into doing so, just like everyone else in the company.
>>88031110>>88031370I think it depends on the implementation; if you directly tell employees to do it it probably won't work.Social pressure would probably work better.So something like not wanting to stand out when everyone else is giving tacos to a colleague that did something good.
We have this at my job and coworkers just use it to harass me. They'll say things like "wow, supertaco for kevin he managed to complete a ticket this week" and laugh react to it. I've left work in tears more than once but imposter syndrome keeps me from looking for a new job.
>>88032126should have use a female name and this would have been a great Bait post
>>88028695Ever since I started my new job I've been actively working to get the word "appreciate" out of my vocabulary. Even though people can be sincere about it, management and corporate does nothing but appreciate me while they stomp my face into the curb. I don't want you to spread appreciation, I want you to raise wages, hire more people, and stop mandating so much fucking overtime.
>>88031863>I LOVE THE ANTICHRIST
>>88031628Social pressure won't work for them as it can easily be turned against them with a few words. Your weakness isn't everyone else's.
>>88028631>social score but ultra super infantile and gaythis is a special kind of dystopic future I did not even consider
>>88031427>t. antichristThe days of your reign of evil are numbered
>>88028631I love Ortega's taco sauce. It makes my taco pop.
>>88028631I'm going to make a service where all women are given 5 tacos a day.
>>88028695you can do this for free with the stock taco emoji
>>88033358Your coworkers don't appreciate you sending them low-quality tacos, Anon.
>>88032360Guess what moron, this crap is for target those "strong" individuals and keep them against the rest of the compliant little bees, so when they're fucked over for complaining about their shit actual work conditions nobody follows up because who would take seriously the weird assburguer that can't "be nice".
>>88030606what did he mean by this
>>88028695this corporate positivity bullshit drives me insane. they will say shit like "you are worth it!", "we are a community" "spreading positivity!", etc the give you 50k after 2 years unpaid internship or give you the boot if you perform slightly bellow a certain standard
>>88029066>$3 per month raise
>>88035634better than infantalizing premium taco emojis