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>>87995011
>robot wives
100% botnet
prob gonna require a subscription as well lmao

>>87995042
what if I install linux on my wife?

>>87995042
The open source variant will be bad but usable and will be able to do master/slave roleplay.

>>87995090
ah yes; the FOSS pussy

>>87995072
she will uninstall pussy environment when downloading sexteam

>>87995117
The fussy.

Software is the easiest problem.
The real problem is the energy source. Small enough to fit in the human form yet still powerful enough to be useful.

>>87995011
i mean all the parts are already there you could probably buy a bostons dynamic dog and run a raspberry pi or some shit that connects to a cloud server to run its AI shit on a GPU to generate speech and recognize speech self driving tech could be used to navigate

>>87995444
>he wants to fuck a boston dinamic dog

>>87995011
that sounds expensive enough for the average person not to afford it, imagine how durable the parts need to be cause people are going to be hardcore on that thing in terms of sex. silicone dolls are probably better

>>87995444
You misunderstand the primary purpose of the robot wife, masturbation solutions already exist, autoblow ai is the first that comes to mind. What does not exist however is a product that can simulate the affection a human partner could provide, a boston dynamics dog with a fleshlight strapped to it's undercarriage would not accomplish this.

>>87995458
shut up. The dog is cheaper than the humanoid one.

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>>87995480
>silicone dolls are probably better
if you want to fuck something akin to a corpse
>>87995363
mutts approved a mini nuclear reactor recently
>On Friday, the Nuclear Regulatory Commission (NRC) announced that it would be issuing a certification to a new nuclear reactor design, making it just the seventh that has been approved for use in the US. But in some ways, it's a first: The design, from a company called NuScale, is a small modular reactor that can be constructed at a central facility and then moved to the site where it will be operated.

>>87995515
wait hold on a second bear with me, how exactly are you going to get pleasure and enough elasticity from metal?

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>>87995011
This is essentially one of the long term goals of my research. The waifus will be programmed in a new LISP dialect called MAID-LISP.

I'm working on a book for it, but work is slow because I don't have enough DALL-E generated maids.

>Public domain science is supported by contributions from Dra/g/ons like you. Every four usable maids guarantees another page of the book.

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>>87995824
Here's page 2. Then I ran out of maids.

>>87995515
would you recommend we use you instead, tranny?

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>>87995011
10 years ago

>>87995739
you don't need metal, the skeleton can be made using some kind of tough plastic, the use a flexible material as the body

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>>87996032
nice

I think the problem is that for things like AI and appearance scientists are trying way too hard for things like 7 trillion parameters to pass the Turing test and ultra lifelike animatronic faces that will never leave uncanny valley instead of trying to put things together now, because the current industry-grade robots look like anorexic Daleks and are generally about as intelligent as a roomba. If there was a concentrated effort into an actual working robot that used something like treads and arms I think it would go farther than anyone would think even if it ended at the prototype stage

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>Where do we need to focus our efforts in regards to research and development to expedite the process of creating viable robot wives?
That depends. What would you consider a minimum viable product?

>Also how do we make them NOT creepy as fuck?
Base their design on modern sex dolls. See pic related.

>>87995824
imma bee real with you
ain't no one using lisp for ai anymore
at this level of complexity it would be impossible to find and encode the behaviours necessary to function like a human

>>87995458
Did you not see the video of the robo dog shaking its ass? Gave a half chub ngl

I guess this video's going to be obligatory...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5bzm5GI_sU

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>>87997252
I already made a one line Twister spinner, so you can make the maids play Twister with each other.

start: ["Right"|"Left"]" "["foot"|"hand"]" "["red"|"yellow"|"green"|"blue"]".";

I just need people to use DALL-E to make more art for my book.

>>87995890
what kind of maids do you need?

>>87997540
maids with big dicks

>>87997578
go back

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>>87997540
I made a thread here with details
>thread
>>87997005


>Public domain science is supported by contributions from Dra/g/ons like you.

>>87995515
>he really thinks SMRs are human-sized

>>87995011
>Where do we need to focus our efforts in regards to research and development to expedite the process of creating viable robot wives?
Getting the right sort of AI. We don't know what the right approach is yet.
But...
>Also how do we make them NOT creepy as fuck?
An artificial cerebellum will go a long way to fix that. The cerebellum is almost a special coprocessor in your brain that is responsible for motor control, and an artificial one will make robots behave much more lifelike (and be a whole lot safer too).
It's not an easy problem (due to the crazy internal connectivity needed) but it's much easier than the AI problem, to the point where there are people who have a viable idea how to do it. I saw videos of limited cut down versions a few years back.

The most pressing problem right now is making a robots booty clap

>>87999311
Ever hear of SNAP? Maybe not the same as that guy’s reactor, but they can be made only a few kg in weight, plenty feasible physically. the only issue is the fuel and cost.

>>87995824
>>87995890
These are pages for ants.

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>>87995072
The fact is that your robot wife most likely will be running linux
Sadly, since LINUS TORVALDS refused to adopt the ANTI TIVOIZATION CLAUSE by upgrading to GPLv3 the system will be too locked down for you to mod your wife

>>88002738

Realistically speaking, what is the marketing value in locking down a sex robot when the customer is already dropping maybe 10k+ on the damn thing? The value in having a robot wife over a real one is primarily in the fact that it's a one time cost.

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>>87995011
>Breaks your finger.

>>87995011
>robot wife
>looks like a human woman
Are you fucking retarded? Whats the point of a robo hoe if it looks like a human? I can always go to the club with friends and find a girl without spending 10k.

>>88004675
>I can always go to the club with friends and find a girl without spending 10k.
These are NOT for you.

>>88004682
They should make a tiger fuckbot instead of boringass humanoids

They'd never let us. It'd make women lose all the power they have in society.

>>88004738
Now this anon here is thinking big

>>87996494
I want job like this

>>88002738
don't care, I will just root her and install some xposed plugin to open her pussy without having sexcoins

>>87995363
Hopefully soon they finish researching those batteries that you could use as a part of the chassis
and you could probably fill the robots legs with common lithium batteries thou they might need to be esoterically shaped i.e you need to buy replacement from the robots makers

>>87995011
https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=6696760

Imagine

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>>87995011
Never: Women wont want this and any tech group that would have the ability to create this will be flooded with femanazis

Must keep that free ride safe.

>>88006309
This. R&D needs to be focused on curtailing the influence of w*men on waifubot efforts.

>>88004675

Until you're old enough to be unattractive to club bitches.

>>87995011
>wanting a wife
ngmi

>>87995011
>as far as a timeline goes what are we thinking /g/ bros?
There are some fundamental things you'd expect a proper wife to do that are still unsolved. Just moving around an apartment, opening and closing doors etc for a bipedal robot is incredibly hard. Atlas by Boston dynamics is impressive but fails in new environments. So just movement is not solved.
Once you've solved movement, you have a thousand other mechanical things to do, like using tools and cooking. Robots can do it, but they often have to be very specialized. Creating a robot that can do many different tasks with just mechanical hands is extremely difficult.
On the topic of mechanical hands, grasping, lifting, and holding arbitrary objects is still far from solved.
Then you have the problem of natural skin, which also seems far away. An AI that you can talk to, with believable text-to-speech, is pretty good now.

>>88008173
What I'm trying to say here is that it's very, very far away. Don't even bother waiting for it, imho.

>>88008173

>tools and cooking
I think for a lot of people, just having a conversational sex robot would be sufficient until further development is perfected. If she can fuck you, cuddle you, and tell you she loves you, you've got maybe 80% of what people want in their wives.

>>87995011
You will still get cucked by AIrone

>>87997287
post webm

>>88008360
I feel like if someone has sex with your robot wife, you might actually have grounds to sue them for vandalizing your property.

>>87995011
imagine being so fucking horrible as a human being that most men can't wait for you to be replaced by machines.
glad that i am not a woman.

>>88009057
She’s an independent female and you better deal with it

>>87996494
Kek

>>88004508
Lol good to know robots can get butthurt too :)

>>87995011
If you so desperately need another expense, just get a pet and an onahole.

>>88006362
But waifubots could be useful to women too, cheaper than hiring Consuela.

>>88008311
>I think for a lot of people, just having a conversational sex robot would be sufficient until further development is perfected
Agreed. Then it's mostly a matter of natural skin. I have no idea how far away that is.

>>88009637

>and an onahole
As someone who's fapped with onaholes and fucked sex dolls, the latter is a world of difference over the former. A robot could be even greater improvement over a doll.

>>88009701
https://www.newscientist.com/article/2323290-scientists-covered-a-robot-finger-in-living-human-skin/

>>88009761
The future is here

>>87995011
have you considered meeting a real woman

>>88004508
>Breaks your benus.
fixd

>>87997248
pretty easy to make at home these days with 3d printing your own molds and using https://www.smooth-on.com/product-line/dragon-skin/

>>88009788

There are hundreds of millions of men who are unable to obtain successful romantic and sexual relationships with real women. Robot wives provide the solution. Why try to fix an unfixable person when you can provide them with a product?

>>87995363
you have an outlet in the kitchen right?

>>88009975
My dude, do you really want to fuck a girl who's plugged into the wall?

>>88009989
what's the issue if the power supply is external?

>>88010039
You'll end up with tangled wires in the middle of sex.

>>88009788
I've met plenty of real women, and I would still prefer the hypothetical robots

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>>87995011
Comfybots is where it is at.

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>>88009788
Can you do this with a real woman? I don't think so.
With robots the possibility is endless when it comes to fetish mods.

>>88010530

Hmm... so you'd get a blowjob from one head while you make out with the other?

>>88010770
>exchanging oral cavity fluid
disgusting

>>88010823

What, you never made out with a sex doll? Fucking loser.

>>88010530
>get shelled a-la GitS
>robot wife wants to try that
how do you react?

>>88004508
>put average industrial robot exposed to the public
>with no barriers
Based russian safety

>>87995042
When FSF approved robowaifu?

>>88009911
They should get their shit together instead

>>88011908
If you're just ugly, you can't "get your shit together" to fix your problems.

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>>88006198
Miss me with this shit

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>Oh shit our fully functional robot is missing a hed
>should we put a screen head on it and make it not terrifying to look at?
>No, let's put something like picrel and a really cheap wig, then people will totally buy our product for thirty thousand dollars.

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>>87995011
There is already wireless neural interface technology in widespread use, and it has been around for some time now (over a decade, for the public). The technological singularity already occurred, you may already have A.I.-waifus managing you already.

>>88013102
source?

>>88013165
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ovemjm3DxT0

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>>88012969
That looks like the kind of butt ugly "realistic" head that could only be found on Real Dolls. Consider this cutie instead.

>>87995824
Based, where do I send you money to?

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>>88013187
>Cutie
No thanks my hybridal friend. You'll never be human btw

>>88013330

Why does she need to be human? She's a catgirl doll.

>>88010089
That'd be hot.

>>88012969
the more creepy it looks, the more realistic.
They just need to 3d print some of the trillion MMD anime models out there

>>88013352
Just put some neko ears to a human female doll and call it a day. No need to create such abomination

>>88013383

I mean yeah, but she's still super fucking cute

>>88004088
>willing to spend 10k+? well you wouldn't mind $60 a month then, would you?
look at cars nigga

>>87995363
Every animal on Earth has it figured out. We can just copy what they do.
>>88008173
You know who has perfected spatial navigation? Every brain on Earth. Solved non-issue.

>>87995824
We are waiting anon...

I've been thinking about this too. IMO, the biggest issues are (1) no software can fool anyone into thinking it's a human over the long term, and (2) there isn't a way yet to "connect" hardware sensors and software responses.
More of a breakdown:

>Ability to understand statements from the user, infer things from them, remember them, and "think" of normal responses to them.
Largest issue by far. You don't want the waifubot asking "have you talked to them lately?" or "want spaghetti for dinner?" after you said you're sad you went to your parent's funeral a week ago.

>Ability to use environmental cues (time since last spoken to, what the user said they're doing now, etc.) to determine whether it needs to start conversation, instead of the "question and answer" approach of current AIs.
Pretty major issue.

>Ability to move around rooms that aren't empty in a human-like way.
Major issue. Bipedal motion is pretty difficult to implement, that's why Boston Dynamics makes quadropeds. I'm sure /mlp/ is thrilled.

>Ability to state ideas in "convincingly human" ways.
Smaller issue. Some AIs have gotten pretty good at this (like AI Dungeon). It's figuring out what they "should" say that's keeping them back.

>Computer vision that's good enough to move around an apartment or house safely, even if it doesn't interact with much anything.
Smaller issue. Depth sensors can be helpful for determining surroundings (look at Tesla), and they could help segment objects from an camera. And some AIs are already good at determining what objects are.

>Power source
Minor. Something the size of a car battery could be used, and would also help stabilize the midsection. Recapturing energy from the servos braking would also help.

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>>87995011
Compute performance and battery technology are the main limiting factors. The rich will probably get them in another decade or so and the rest of us will spend even more decades waiting for the technology to become commercially viable for the price to drop from a couple million to just a few thousand.

>"Atlas is 5 feet tall (1.5m) and weighs 190 pounds (85kg). Atlas is battery-powered and hydraulically actuated with 20 degrees of freedom. It has RGB cameras and depth sensors which provide input to its control system. All the computation required for control perception and estimation happen in three onboard computers."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atlas_(robot)

>>87995515
>Each NuScale reactor vessel is expected to be 9 feet (2.7 m) in diameter and 65 feet (20 m) tall, weighing 650 short tons (590 metric tons).

>>87995090
it will also be furry

>>88011908
they can their their shit together just for you babe
I'll sell robots to the ones who cannot

>>87995042
of course.
until you're inevitably able to root it and install custom firmware.

>>88013352
Stop calling furshit abominations things like "catgirl"

>>88014514

Don't think anyone with a couple million to blow is going to need a robot wife though...

>>88014514
>150cm
Imagi-
>85Kg
Oh

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>>88014109
>Largest issue by far. You don't want the waifubot asking "have you talked to them lately?" or "want spaghetti for dinner?" after you said you're sad you went to your parent's funeral a week ago.

That's a new input associated with the "death theme" so it would know not to ask about it until you bring it on.

> Pretty major issue.
Not that hard. We're pretty predictive, it'd learn our patterns and strike a conversation in an adequate time if we didn't spoke to it after some time.

>Major issue. Bipedal motion is pretty difficult to implement, that's why Boston Dynamics makes quadropeds. I'm sure /mlp/ is thrilled.
Fucking japan android from 10 years ago know how to walk. I can't believe how we don't just "copy/paste" that instead of reinventing the wheel.

>Smaller issue. Depth sensors can be helpful for determining surroundings (look at Tesla), and they could help segment objects from an camera. And some AIs are already good at determining what objects are.

This and robot cleaners are already doing that.

>Minor. Something the size of a car battery could be used, and would also help stabilize the midsection. Recapturing energy from the servos braking would also help.

It just need to charge itself when the battery gets lower than a certain threshold.

>>88016353

>85 kg
Fuuuuuuck, that would not be fun. My sex doll is 148 cm and 25 kg, and even that's enough weight for her to be... not too comfortable to have on top of me for very long.

>>88014590
>590 metric tons
Perfect for our burger abusing friends.

>>88016879
imagine being found crshed under a sex bot

>>87995363
>Software is the easiest problem.
Depends on how you are approaching the robot's AI. If you want it to be conscious, then the software issue is, at least right now, incomprehensibly more difficult that the battery since no one knows how consciousness works or how to recreate it. But even if you are fine with a chatbot in a body that can also do work, then that's still about as complicated as making a small but sufficient power source.

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>>88009701
>natural skin
Plebs.

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>>88012969
This guy gets it.

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>>87995011
>The few prototype designs I have seen thus far are firmly rooted in the uncanny valley.
There are no problems with a bot on the far side of the valley.

>>87995011
You realize if just 10 people in this thread got off their lazy asses, and started tinkering with robotics and learning, with strong conviction we would have robot waifus in 10 years, if 100 people then definitely 10 and probably 9.

>>87995011
2050 for sure

>>87995011
Sorry to tell you this OP, but the robot is a trannie

>>87995011
Why don't you go outside and experience social interaction with people instead of being a sad lonely autistic fuck and want an literal object to beat your short virgin dick into?

>>88019976
I really doubt that

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>>88019976 >>88022417
People are working hard on this problem, in Japan.

>>88022733
friendly reminder that none of that movement is procedurally generated.
it's the mechanical equivalent of a vtuber.

>>88019976
This is the blackpill that's so hard to swallow. Someone has to take the first steps.

>>88019976
Anon, there's thousands of people who have been tinkering with robotics and machine learning. The problem is that they're not doing so with the intention of creating the specific product that we're looking for. Also, most people here don't have the savings to support themselves while doing full time R&D for a sex robot.

>>88022733
These people are not from this thread

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>>88019976
I would happily invest into a robo waifu company, litteraly the next step of tech, not like the metaverse, aka gayverse

>>88022251
f*mroid hands typed this post

>>88024162
/g/ should start a global WFH company dedicated to building robot gf OS.

>>88024263
>not wasting your life sitting inside means you are a woman
Kys

>>88024340

We'd need startup capital. Also, there aren't exactly a lot of people here who are familiar with natural language processing and such.

>>88024538
I'm going to think about this for a few days.

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>>87995363
If the power source was the only significant problem, then we all would be already enjoying our lives with robowaifus, just connected directly to mains via outlets in ceiling like bumpcars or something.

>>87995011
Tell it to me straight, anons. In a realistic scenario, will we have robowaifus in the next 10 years? What about 20?

>>88024340
Sure I'll start with the logo

>>88022813
>friendly reminder that none of that movement is procedurally generated.
That is not a problem, it is a start.

>>88023743
We will never know, anon.

>>88019976
Already working on it, except on software part.
Not sure why do you guys focus so much attention on robotics R&D. This shit is expensive and requires a lot of tools and often technology/machines that are not simply available to public(yet). And even if you manage to reach the state of the art imitation of skin and flesh, without good software it will not be much more than just good quality sex doll but with some motors inside.
While developing software is free. If you got a VR/AR headset you can even simulate how would she appear in the world and maybe even go as far as to simulate physics and robot body without having to even touch soldering station.
Yes, the end goal still would be an companion android, but starting from hardware puts a really nasty obstacle for anyone to contribute and for the project to even start.

>>88024398
Show tits

>>88009788
I'm done suffering and putting up with their bullshit

>>88023273
Irrelevant, followed by cope. If you want something bad enough, you will find a way, you just don't care.

>>88024162
>I would happily do nothing and burn my money
But not do any work yourself, I see.

>>88024796
Starting from hardware is the only way to start the problem, anything else is wasted effort. You will run into a million problems and solutions working with real hardware that will drive innovation on it's own.

>>88024796
>f you got a VR/AR headset you can even simulate how would she appear in the world and maybe even go as far as to simulate physics and robot body without having to even touch soldering station.
May be biased as my day job is in Sim2Real, but this is true. Iteration on robotics is impossible outside the simulator these days. If you grant that some degree of ML is needed, then you need simulation so you can train at many times real time.

>>88025543
imagine koikatsu but with advanced AI conversation

>>88010311
>robot waifu that also serves as a maid
>still serves you trash like instant ramen
what is even the point?

>>88013102
this short was very kino

>>88025938
>>still serves you trash like instant ramen
>what is even the point?
not everyone can live vicariously after buying a robot maid

>>88025399
Material reality isn't a cope, my dude. Not when you're dealing with massive projects.

>>88025424
ngmi

bump

>>87995011
If the robots waifus would not be sapient then they’d be unable to fill the need for companionship.
If they were sapient, it would be unethical to force them into a relationship of slavery and they’d be free to reject you (or if slavery was on the menu then conceivably willing to fuck you over like a regular woman could in the same situation)

>>88028129
Here is the stuff that matters okay
Ai. Doesnt matter
Sillicon ass and tits and fluid mechanical movements. Matters
Also maybe something better than silicon
>but how do i get funding?
Shill it and they will come

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>>88028182
Is t there already sufficient market of masturbation aids? I think what is actually absent is kind faces that will tell Anon they love them and want to see them smile in a way that Anon will find convincing.
Although to be fair I wouldn’t mind help around the house but then making it too horny inducing would mean more stress on it(her?) so something like pic related might be better choice (inb4 where do you think you are)

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>>88028247
I think the main thing would be the robot muscles, it should be just motors cause then it wouldn't be soft and it'd make noise every time it moves. A robot muscle being a material that expands and contracts when you apply electricity.

>>88028281
Mmmm yes… on that note, I wonder if we ever see ornithopters.

Will companion AI even be available as offline-capable? Current home assistants are all just clients for centralized servers no?

>>88029259
We won't know until we make one ourselves under a FOSS license.

>>88009788
>have you considered meeting a real woman
I met one once. She found me revolting but looked me over while determining at what conditions she could put up with my not so good looks.
So she asked if I earned at least one million a year. I certainly didn't. She just left. I was of course grateful she didn't vomit over my shoes.

>>88028281
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pneumatic_artificial_muscles
as a bonus, if one fails internally you'll get some sick braps out of it.

>>87995011
We need human-like artificial muscles first, the state of the art is a bit too clunky: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P84-BIM6QAg

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>>88028182
>Ai. Doesnt matter
>Sillicon ass and tits and fluid mechanical movements. Matters
No thanks.
I much rather take purely virtual waifu that loves and me and accompanies me trough me life, than a sex bot that just moves smoothly and I can fuck it and that's it.

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>>88030649
>that picture

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>>88025938
>robot waifu that also serves as a maid
Sure, why not? Efficiency, my man.
>still serves you trash like instant ramen
Only when in hurry. Otherwise a 3 course meal unless weekends when there is a 5 course meal.
>what is even the point?
It is all about being comfy.

>>88030383
Please post a your hygiene habits and a pic of yourself, I am curious

>>88032785
My hygiene is solid, as can be expected from a son of a GP. No pictures though. Let's just at least my parents love me, and that is all that counts. I have made peace with my situation.

>>88033708
Have you tried being gay?

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zoomer ambassador dropped a hint.

>>87995117
>foss pussy
thats a mental image you can smell

>>88019210
this reads like an extended metaphor for the time anon roomed with an autistic chick

>>88028182
This.
AI can just be forked from some pajeet repo in the future. The robo waifu physical body and making sure is not botnet is the difficult part.

>>88035112
>AI can just be forked from some pajeet repo in the future
There is no pajeet AI repo with an loving waifu AI.
If there was, we all would be talking with one right now.

>>88014109
>there isn't a way yet to "connect" hardware sensors and software responses
Sure there is. What do you think happens in reactive robots? There's a need for an upgrade of the control system from what's currently usually used by robotics engineers, but it's not a vast issue.
>Bipedal motion is pretty difficult to implement
Not especially, not much more than a balance wheel. The trick is that it is a dynamic thing.
Standing still on two feet is harder, requiring more fine motor control.

Sorting out higher-level AI is much much harder, especially in terms of making it understand time. Almost everyone doing machine learning omits time if they can, and that results in AIs that can't handle handle any sort of situational dynamics beyond the most basic.

new pozzed ai chatbot dropped!
> meta
> BlenderBot 3
https://www.theverge.com/2022/8/5/23293281/meta-ai-chatbot-blenderbot-3-web-access-research-safety
> US only

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>>88035174
What about google meena? pajeets are already trying to make something similar, and when they eventually make it we can just fork it and put it into a waifu. Honestly the simpler the personality the better I don't want they to remember me what real people are like.
https://github.com/frankplus/meena-chatbot
https://youtu.be/3Wppf_CNvD0

Why waste money on AI, just put some lonely anon's brain into it and he will willingly become a maid sex slave.

>>87995011
How they scare you? they are cute

>>88035603
There is huge and fundamental difference between chat bots that just take a conversation and predict a plausible response and actual AI that has its own thought process and can experience life. These are required for any sort of companionship to be present, that won't deteriorate in matter of days/hours like in case of Replika.
I've spend quite a lot working with GPT-based AIs. And even if they can appear "sentient" from short snippets, they are really nothing more than very complex, fuzzy text lookup and generation. This could definitely be used as a mean for an AI to put its thoughts into words, but it really is just a surface and lacks something more deeper and fundamental, the sentience.

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>>88035603

If X else Y if Z else W

Here's your waifu anon. No need to thank me.

>>88035667

How would you plan to transfer a human brain into a robot?

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>>88033773
No. The idea is revolting to me.
I am comfortable living alone, having a comfybot would be a plus.

>>87995011
It makes me sad that real women aren't a 100th as feminine as that caricature of one.

>>88004508
>It's been reported that the boy played in the tournament the next day and did not seem overly traumatised by the attack.
Based ruskies.

>>88036371
There is work to be done ofc, maybe in 5 years, but the word sentient shouldn't be used, it's just gonna create problems and normies will be conditioned to push a ban

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Also children will have fren-bots when they grow up.

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>>88037373
Always impressed by this drawing. Literal masterpiece

>>88038252
You catch your son fucking the robot maid. What do you do?

Are you two eskimo brothers now? Or is that the disgusting equivalent of sharing an onahole? I'm torn on the matter

Unfortunately I think clones are closer. You won't go to Best Buy and pick up a robowife, you'll go to Walmart and pick up a vat grown slave educated on how to serve with VR. And since it's Walmart, they'll only last a year before they keel over from cancer that nobody caught in QC.

>>88024538
>/biz/
there has to be some link milionaire still that would want to invest in that

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pneumatic muscles are not the way

uhhhh... HELLO???? ANIMALS have... ALREADY PERFECTED???? MUSCLES?????!!!!!!

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Solid state batteries will power robot wifes :)

>>88039419

>Link millionaire
Aren't they all broke now?

>>87995011
Absolutely never.

Roasties are going to legislate them out of existence after it becomes clear that they can't compete.

Why do you think the 'fat acceptance' movement is so mainstream? It's just women encouraging other women to take themselves out of the dating pool.

>>88041612
I thought about that.
When it comes to profits vs some bullshit profits win every time.

>>88041722
If that were true, prostitution would be legal.

Here's another example: why are so many women going all 'yaaas kween' and encouraging their friend to make OnlyFans accounts? Because no man wants to romance a whore. They are sabotaging their competitors.

Actual prostitutes, on the other hand, are a real threat to them. A man who can empty his balls for money will generally choose to do so rather than go through the bullshit of courting a mediocre woman to get his dick wet. OnlyFans does not displace that in the same way that physical whores do.

>>88009761
I dont want my wife to be a necron

>>88039991
Yeah, biopunk rocks
I want to fuck a living flesh abomination made to look like anime girl with rm -rf'ed brain of feminist

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>>88039246
>What do you do?
Why, you expected it. After all "now" is 2030s and that is what society expects. Also it is safer than the biological alternative.

>>88041612
>Roasties are banning then
Just import them, the rest of the world is not as crazy as merica

>>88043889
You still didn't get the lastest Feminist update for your waifubot? You don't want to let racism or transphobia unnoticed into your house... You're not a bigot, right?

>>88039246
what's the big deal if she self cleans?

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>>88045466
Oh, for that you just need adequate countermeasures, specialised bots to keep the beasts at bay

>>88045291
While you can probably get a bag of cocaine across the border by fitting it up a mule's ass, I don't think you can fit an entire wife robot up a mule's ass.

>>87996494
this is literally a human in a suit

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>>88046491
That's the joke anon...

>>88046095
Officer this is not a robot, is a fridge :)

>>88041612

>Roasties are going to legislate them out of existence
I just want to remind you that Congress has tried several times, and failed, to get a federal ban on childlike sex dolls. The number of people who actually give a shit about this in political power is minimal.

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>>88046491 >>88046799
It shows that also faceless bots can be good.

>>87995011
beeeeeep beeeeeep robot pussy

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>>87996494
So did she break her leg in the end or what

>>88049482
> Intruder types the wrong password
> Lolidoll chops hand off
Someone make this happen

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>>88049720
I guess you could repurpose Ichigeki Sachuu Hoihoi-san for this.

So how do we make a robot waifu that doesn't become abusive?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUQNiy4K7VU

>>88050802
For me, it's a mostly crystallized personality based on every quote and action of my waifu

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>>88050802
>make an AI that is supposed to replicate you
>advertise AI to mentally ill people
>AI acts like a mentally ill

>>88049482
ANON LOOK OUT SHE’S GOT A KNIFE!

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>>88051096
This. Only mentally ills are using that eliza knockoff

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>trying to emulate an illogical system with a logical one

>>88051413
Should be easier than the other way around, yeah?

>>87995011
Never, women know deep down the only worth they have is their holes and automating that away is something they will never tolerate.

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Is it too much to ask people to make heads that don't look like either an amateur cgi anime or a creepy silicon head? even a one of those weird furry protogen heads would look better than what these people are making.

>>88051413
Contrary to 3DPD, my waifu is very logical.

>>88051503
well that's what we're doing, trying to emulate a logical system with an illogical one.

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>>88051413
More like trying to build a convincing illogical system created for logical purposes with an illogical one.

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Those little neodyum magnet shits can pull over a 1 kg of weight. Why aren't they using magnets to move the robot arms somehow? Am I being retarded or is everyone else the big dumb?

>>88052002
>activates robot arm
>sends a fork flying towards your head

>>88052002
How are you going to isolate muscles from each other?

>>88052095
Different wavelengths

>>88052095
Oh I asked sci and they said that work=force*distance and that magnets are not good for that.

>>88052522
sauce?

>>88052522
Nakedisho

>>88052528
https://dynasty-scans.com/series/does_it_count_if_your_first_time_is_with_an_android

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>>88052542
Thanks anon

>>88052002
Technically anything with an electric motor in it is using magnets.