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Am I job ready?
https://ryanwfile.github.io/
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You are husband ready.
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>>87471742
Improve your website a lil bit, innit. Not too convincing, innit.
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>>87471742
No, I don't think so
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>>87471742
Hell fucking no.
The website is horrendous
The images are all warped stretched and poorly picked
Your github pfp looks like god awful
Your only notable """skills""" are html and JS and those are skills taught in primary schools

I'm not going to lie to you by telling you that you're getting there.
Seek work elsewhere.
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>>87471742
wtf why is this pinned? and why can't i unselect it?
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>>87471742
noice
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>>87471742
this must be a joke
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>>87471742
It looks as if you intentionally took the cancer of 90s webpages and spliced it with cancer from modern webpages
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>>87471825
Never heard of a primary school teaching JS. Are you from india perhaps?
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>>87471742
ryan is cute
i hope he gets a job
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>>87471909
>Are you from india perhaps?
No, my teacher taught me very simple js stuff to controll buttons on my first html page.
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>>87472041
Did he also had you sit on his lap?
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>>87471742
Chad
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>>87472131
HOLY BASED
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>>87472131
Nothing you wouldnt find on stack overflow.
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>>87471742
firefox is broken, the image is selected but i didnt select it
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>>87472131
explain
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>>87472131
Wouldnt this be 95℅ shorter if he implemented some form of loop?
>inb4 THIS IS LE ADVANCED 500 LINES OF CODE PROGRAM
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>>87471742
looks ok but the background and the letters don't mix well. also update the year at the end. best of luck with your search!
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>>87471742
This Sir does the needful
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>>87472220
Yes, but the performance would be worse.
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>>87472269
It would be almost inconsequential in terms of performance and be much less disgustingly retarded in terms of implementation
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>>87471742
This is a joke right? As a masters student in CS, I'm always skeptical of the whole "CS craze" narrative within industry only to realize it's just an army of webshitters like yourself making garbage calculator implementations, and an aesthetic sensibility of someone teleported from 1985. It's all a bit sad really, I greatly underestimate the amount of stupid people on the planet.
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>>87472131
my fucking sides
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>>87471742
I’m not in love with the upfront honesty. I don’t want to hear about your lack of credentials first. I want to hear about the best stuff you’ve done.
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>>87472131
enterprise ready
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>>87471742
if your name was rajesh or aditya it would check out. wtf is this shit ryan! scrap it and do better :/

at the very least I should be able to read the text without exerting some considerable effort
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>>87472131
>the code is LE BAD so it's LE BASED!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>87471742
Durgasoft tier website KEK
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>>87472131
Based and pajeet-pilled.
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>>87472337
>As a masters student in CS
Tranny
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>>87471742
Inb4 OP gets doxxed
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>>87471742
nice website man, i would suggest working on a little more complex project that make use of something like a broker or message queue, don't just ham it in for no reason but think of a problem that would actually need one, at work after working with them just once i felt really power full and was able to think up lot of elegant solution to a lot of problems,
you can use redis/rabitmq for performing recurring jobs in a queue manner and redis has a really interesting feature called pubsub which lets you publish message to a topic and any client which is listening to will receive that message but there is no buffer.
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>>87471742
Added to our hiring blacklist.
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>>87472603
>blacklist
It's called blocklist.
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>>87472131
9/10 of all enterprise projects I've worked on are like this. What's the issue?
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>>87472628
It's denylist, you ape.
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>>87472337
>as a master student
Should have read 3 books instead, whats up with the recent CS shilling? Did china send another trillion dollars to US unis to teach their material?
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>17 year old tranny has a portfolio like this https://github.com/kspalaiologos
>dumb jew on /g/ barely has anything worthwhile
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>>87472649
webshitter copium. enjoy never being on the cutting edge of research and instead dealing with your 1000th framework that does the same thing HTML does
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>>87472647
You can use both, the chuds rage either way.
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>>87472577
How can you look at this dudes website and conclude there’s even a point in trying? Dudes career is over before it even began.
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>>87472337
>an aesthetic sensibility of someone teleported from 1985
that's the based part though
I mean look at this: https://ryanwfile.github.io/carlintribute.html
This is adorable and there need to be more sites like this again
Fuck bootstrap faggotry
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>>87472693
>enjoy never being on the cutting edge of research
I don't care. I'm in it for the money.
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>>87472718
That site is literally using bootstrap you fucking mong
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>>87471742
good morning sir
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>>87472693
Not an argument, keep on coping tranny
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the absolute legend - recruiters are ripping each others' throats out trying to get him in for an interview
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>>87472684
Thanks for triggering my impostor syndrome. At least im not a tranny, right?
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>>87471825
>Does not use HTTPS
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>>87471742
Made me respond.
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>>87471742
very good, sir



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