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So this... Is the power of the metaverse... woah
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>>84463088
imagine speed hacking out of a lecture
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>a fucking multi-billion dollar corporation
>best they can come up with is bootleg second life
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>>84463088
This isn't really metaverse right?
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>>84463211
Also bamping for interest.

If so, whoah its the matrix
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>>84463088
>*Kicks everyone from the server for over an hour*
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>>84463088
That video is a real blackpill on the office working experience. It literally seems like kids playing pretend but they're actually pretty high wage professionals with linkedin accounts and shit.
>hr manager listening to some person she thinks is black talking about a complaint
>"oh, I honestly could just cry right now listening to this, I'm so sorry..."

https://youtu.be/PP8tGBJke7Q
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Metaverse ethnostate when?
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>>84463088
can't wait to get banned from the metaverse for saying the word.
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Have you disciplined your daughter yet?
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Its called virbela
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This is the future we never asked for
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>>84463088
Is that Second Life?
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>>84463088
You just made a photo irl and want to pass it off as metaverse.
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>>84463320
when this shit kicks off we should really start flooding twitter with reports of "no-go" zones for minorities in the metaverse
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>>84463088
Even VR chat looks better than this lmao
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Is that Minecraft mod?
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>>84463088
Is this releasing on the PS2 in 2001?
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>>84463536
No it's the future we chose.
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>>84463088
Strong early 00s vibes.
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>>84463088
no yiffing? dropped
really thought this would be the "ultimate test of my addictive personality" - the ultimatum that would drag me out of the world into one that doesnt matter. quite sad
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>tfw boomer billionaire doesn't know vrchat has been a thing for years
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>>84463088
>>84463312
I just watched the video and still don't know what's going on. Is this the thing Facebook announced? What's the name of the game or where can I download it?
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>>84463211
It's not, it's something called the AfroTech World, AfroTech's own "metaverse". Not Facebook's.
https://boardroom.tv/afrotech-2021-metaverse-recap/

OP is a faggot as usual.
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>>84463088
Pool’s closed.
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>>84463536
A lame cyberpunk dystopia
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>>84464093
It's not Facebook! It's a virtual office simulator which is awesome because when you remove that mask of authority from office politics by going virtual you see how stupid everyone there is.
https://www.virbela.com/
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>>84464103
OP just said metaverse, never mentioned facebook.
Faggot
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>everyone in the thread thinks this is facebook
>even when the fucking video on it, which has the company's name in it, was posted
So, this is the intellectual powerhouse known as /g/
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>>84464271
I saw Virbwhatever in there, but I figured in can be just a company renting 'virtual land' on Facebook's thing or something. How am I supposed to know or care what that Virbthing even is?
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Even Playstation Home looks better than this shit.
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>>84464103
So black people are 20 years behind. And that's in America
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>>84463088
"ready player one" we deserve
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>blativity

amazin'
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>>84463088
Pool Closed when
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>>84463312
Holy shit that video is golden. 2015 trolling vibes, I'm glad this spirit is still alive.
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>>84463608
Lulz
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>>84463088
Nvidia Omniverse has better graphics
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>>84463536

LOL, it's like we're living in Snow Crashes even more retarded alternate reality.
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>>84463312
>haha my avatar looks like indian willy wonka
>follow me, and we'll poo and pee, in the streets of new dehli
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>>84464986
When I heard Tim Pool on the Jr Alex jones tranny van ep bring it up after I head about in on here for years it really hit home how fucked we are.

I wonder if snowcrash will ever be adapted into vidya/kino or has some anime fags done it?
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>>84463118
imagine free money hacks
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>>84463088
>he bought into the gayverse
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>>84464230
Jesus christ I want out of this reality and the virtual one
I https://youtu.be/5b40yJzaSDo want
OUT
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>>84465131
cringe
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>>84463088
Didn't PS3 have something like this and it died miserably?
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>>84463312
lol shit nigga, that's like Habbo 2.0
THE FUTURE NIGGA THE FUTURE
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>>84465268
It's Facebooks meta the most cringe thing ever made?
>all the boring shit of this reality but pay walled
I might as well go in vrchat
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We had this for years, it was called Roblox.
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>>84463312
cryin
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>>84464103
>AfroTech
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>>84463088
Just like playing "The SIMS", all wokey, tranny and fugly.
I wonder if Electronic Arts was involved in the creation of this "thing".
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>>84463088
why can't the left into cute characters?
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>>84465912
With fat,nigger,trannies acceptance ugliness is their bread and butter.
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>>84465912
Because they are soul less robots, that's why. Only fugly woky shit is allowed in Uncle Zucks metavers.
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>use an avatar that don't represent you
>get banned
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>>84463088
Roblox, but worse?
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>>84463088
graphics on par with bonetown
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>>84466537
This looks unironically better.
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>>84463640
>Strong early 00s vibes.

You mean Second Life? Cause this horse shit is just Second Life 2.0
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>>84463088
SECONDLIFE 2
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Bronys are ahead of the curve. Welcome to the metaverse, clop clop.
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>>84463536
Don't call it a grave dude.
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>>84464242
and there's a million and one metaverse projects out there moron. when did this place took the reddit pill? Hating on crypto lmao.
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>>84466860
you bought a monkey nft right
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>>84464093
Metaverse is a broad term used for a collection of faggy shIt. Decentraland shit is being bought for millions because of nfts. Fags with facecapture and unreal 4 make videos larping as metaverse aliens. It's all high level readyplayer one larping with crypto scams, and the big names want in on the scams. Nvidia, Facebook, Microsoft and Apple are all actively working on their own metaverse projects. The less intrusive vr equipment and augmentation are supposed to make it so good no one would want to go outside, but I really doubt i tThey're acting like the software jankyness we experience now won't carry over to this new clean slate metaverse thing. The whole concept is being propped up by people who legitimately do not know what fun, interesting or clever actually is because they're too busy larping as big tech to consume any decent fiction or have actual hobbies.
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>>84466687
unironically looks fun
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>>84463312
This is the kind if shit that HR ladies on linkedin who post 5x a day (I call them linkedin Jockeys) basedjack over and push on their company, even though its doomed to be poorly implemented and run. I know a woman who runs a research internship for the US Navy who wont stop shilling for this
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>>84466638
Sneedlife.
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>>84463118
>not wavedashing out of a meeting
ngmi
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>>84468938
> teabagging into a sales pitch
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>>84469014
the future is bright
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>>84463088
was made for normies with shitty phones/laptops not for gaymers
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>>84469421
yes, and it's HI-LA-RI-OUS
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>>84463088
I FUCKING LOVE SCIENCE!!!!!!!!!!
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>>84463088
I fucking hate the metaverse and everything out of mark zukerberg's mouth, but "Second Life 2 VR" sounds actually good. VRChat's not quite there yet.
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>use custom playermodel that explodes into millions of verteces on command, spreading strobing polygons all over the map
>ruin the SERIOUS BUSINESS MEETING event with your lovecraftian graphics-card-melting playermodel
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Potato graphics faggot. Buy an RTX 3090 and run in 4x FSAA and it will look better. Fuck that slav potato shit.
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>>84469539
get out + meds
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>>84469710
3rd life
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>>84463088
>lacking support for ENS emoji/unicode symbol addresses
NGMI
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>>84469613
fucj u
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>>84463567
something something pool's closed
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>>84463088
@ran@selling rune large
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>>84469014
>BLJ into the out-of-bounds conference room
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>>84469421
Normies have great phones though, they always buy the newest shit marketing pushes.
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>>84463567
>sets skin color to 000000 and enters
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>>84471448
> talking penis interviews you for a job
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>>84471561
>Get rejected for not being deemed a good "fit" for the company
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>>84463312
Holy shit im downloading this. This is unreal lmao.
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>>84472093
it's virtually real
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>>84463312
i've never seen this program before but this video is comedy platinum
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>>84466687
Home...
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>>84467881
real life will always have more respectful people, because at the end of the day, the worst that can happen in a virtual world is you get permabanned, while in the real world the worst that can happen is you get escorted out of the building... by police... to a jail
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>>84463088
the graphics remind me of Bonetown.
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looks like a shitty clone of second life/vr chat

>mrfw zoomers thought it was going to be like some elite next level tech
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>>84472918
>>84466537
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>>84463312
Wagie purgatory lmao.
They should force wagies to commute in virtual reality too, make them enjoy hustle and bustle of a big city.
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>>84463312
haven't laughed this hard since years holy shit
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>>84463088
I hope they take take pool hygiene very seriously. Wouldn't want some sort of outbreak.
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>>84463388
YOU DONT COME INTO MY HOME AND DISREPECT MY FAMILY
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>>84471041
Kek
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>>84463088
Is this the new GTA?
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>>84463088
they should have just gone full on galax (from gatchaman crowds anime) instead
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>>84475064
the only social credit system I'd endorse
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do u kno da wae
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>>84463088
Ayo that my nigga Emiya Shirou
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>>84463153
its multi-trillion, not billion
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>>84463536
>I know that the Meta and the real world are connected by a line.
>I can exist anywhere.
>My body is everywhere, I can send my consciousness anywhere
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>>84472932
read the thread retard. its some third world tier bootleg
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>>84464103
Facebook didn't invent metaverses you moron
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>>84475138
I don't see my namesake.
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Imagine hacking pain olympics into it
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Dude, back off
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>>84476088
The trolling will only get better and better, why is everyone so mad
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>>84463312
10/10 content
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>>84466537
this has shadows tho
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>>84463312
Who made the original video that this is a reupload of?
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>>84477943
link in the description you blind ape
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>>84466638
>Manlet

You will never be funny. No matter how many internet "fights" you pick up with people much better than you
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>>84478073
meds, now
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>>84464103
Missed a big opportunity to call it Niggerverse
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>>84463153
Looks more like miiverse
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>>84472987
>Wagie purgatory
My sides
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>>84478070
I'm worse than a blind ape. I'm a dumb phoneposter.
Thank you for being patient with the likes of me.
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>>84478119
The melanverse
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What is the point if I cant be an anime girl
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>>84463312
This shit is hilarious, really takes me back.
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>>84463088
The real metaverse is furries petting each other while wearing unironically $4k worth of equipment for a free game https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbbfYW-hnMk
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>>84463312
This is amazing. And he keeps getting the benefit of the doubt and getting other people banned because he's dressed like a woman or minority
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>>84479279
furries love spending money on their.. "hobby". The largest patreons were furry pr0n that got $200,000-400,000 a month until patreon removed them for beastiality shit
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This is the future
https://youtu.be/t28mQYUszFc
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>>84480090
Does anyone have a mirror of this? I didn't officially "give" google the information they've already doubtlessly collected on me.
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>>84480090
>Sign in to confirm your age
Fuck you
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>>84481406
>>84481525
https://yewtu.be/watch?v=t28mQYUszFcaa242
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>>84463312
Holy fuck my sides
Feels like 2011 all over again
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>>84466638
no
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>>84463312
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>>84463088
PS Home, which was like a decade ago, looked way better than this dogshit
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>>84473363
I would love to play volleyball with her if you know what I mean.
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>>84484702
Well, you need to realize that it's probably made to run on five generations old Intel graphics, since it is apparently, for some reason, made for office drones.
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>>84463312
who thought this was a good idea?
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>>84472932
>>mrfw zoomers thought it was going to be like some elite next level tech
What? Zoomers don't even know this exists
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>>84481406
>>84481525
You guys would of saved yourselves if you just asked what the video is of: [spoiler]two men in VRChat having anal sex with motion capture on and voice chat[/spoiler]
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>>84465314
Don't compare Home to this, Home had sovl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqwfwKA5QOE
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>>84463312
I BELIEVE THE POOLS ARE IN NEED OF CLOSING
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>>84463088
>>84488157
>>84489157
We all thought of the same thing.
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>>84487988
>two men in VRChat having anal sex with motion capture on
Is it really anal sex if there's no dick-in-ass in real life, neither of their avatars have dicks or assholes, and the motion capture isn't good enough to position where the avatar's dick would be anywhere near where the other avatar's asshole would be?
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>>84489412
I think VR sex deserves a category of its own, like sexting, phone sex or erp.
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>>84463312
been a looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong time since i found a youtube video funny. Thanks anon
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>competitive meeting
>find competitors IP address
>Ddos them
>win as per no show
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>>84466638
frank pls
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Does anyone else get extremely depressed at the atmosphere/visuals of all these virtual worlds? It's so sterile and lifeless. I imagine this is what hell looks like.
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>>84463331
Kicks off first metaverse world war.
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>>84471041
lel
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>>84490789
its corporate shit of course is souless
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>>84463312
That was actually funny, thanks for the share.
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Is anyone streaming this shit? Where can I watch it in action?
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>>84464103
i thought this was from like 2004, so this is just what niggers are doing in current year?
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>>84464103
>>84493567
wait that's a new thing? i figured this was at least 10 years old, sure looks like something right out of 2007
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>>84489145
home had the opposite of soul, i distinctly remember mocking it at the time for being an obvious corporate sellout attempt. maybe it was good but their marketing wasn't
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>>84490789
I like the kitsch elements like the giant flowers but other than that it's pretty soulless.
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>>84463088
>metaverse
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>>84463088
That looks zigZogged to holy fuck and back
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usenet, IRC, live forums, omegle, SecondLife, Habbo, VRchat, facebook metaverse.
Eventually every internet generation returns to the raw, primal expression of the internet: people in a room hollering retarded non-sequiturs while grown men have loud pretend-sex in the corner.
Cyberpunk authors never understood this. They liked to pretend people would be passably civil online.
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>>84463312
what even is this? why are people in there while working? what the fuck?
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>>84463088
Damn they made Active Worlds again except 25 years later.
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>>84463088
woah
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>>84463536
27 years ago...

Michael Douglas as "Sanders" in the film Disclosure.

We are fucked.
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>>84463088
Is that BoneTown?
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>>84493813
/wipes away a tear
God bless the internet.
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>>84463312
KEK'd Profusely, thaks for the share
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>>84464230
Oh, the things i would do if you could register for free
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>>84463312
Welcome to the future
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>>84497471
Did you delete your post yourself or was it removed for antisemitism?
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>>84493602
>sure looks like something right out of 2007
make to run on office computers (i5 2500k integrated graphics)
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>>84463312
smiles to the face :D
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>>84464123
kekest keks will be had
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>>84463312
How the fuck do you make something like this and not have a way of controlling it without logging in and clicking on people? This is like some movie shit where they stop the admin by shooting him in the game
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>>84463312
I'd like to make a game that looks like this and is presented as telecom software but is basically a pubg clone and hide weapons all over
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>>84463088
>>84463088
>>84463088
is it only a matter of time until danielmetaverse kino
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>>84490317
cyber sex and ERP have existed for a lot longer than VR technology, zoomie
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>>84499052
Imagine having this little reading comprehension
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>>84499052
>cyber sex and ERP have existed for a lot longer than VR technology, zoomie
>post he is quoting mentions erp and various cyber sex methods
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>>84471041
>Bhopping out of a lecture
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>>84464103
>AfroTech
>Everyone is white.
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>>84463312
NO MODS
NO GODS
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>>84497183
>if you could register for free
What do you mean? Registration is free. I registered successfully, but the client didn't work in Wine.
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>>84498918
have you seen the belko experiment?
it's a movie where a bunch of wagies are forced into a battle royal inside their office. get some inspiration from that
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>>84476088
I almost choked to death laughing at this
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>>84499052
It warms my heart to see your post, because this suggests alternatives to sex such as cyber sex and ERP are well established and soon some retarded faggot will also say "VR sex has existed for a lot longer than X" once novel forms of sex such as robot sex hits the market.

For all other Anons reading, this is the proof that once enough people use and enjoy a thing, normalfags will have no choice but to follow along. This happened with anime. This happened with hentai. This happened with video games. This WILL happen with VR and various forms of VR erotica. You can be damn sure this will happen with sexbots. So, don't be afraid, be courageous and become an early adopter. The future is bright as fuck. And lewd. Very fucking lewd. The coomer shall inherit the earth.
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>>84493819
>why are people in there while working?
Because during doctoral research, Virbela founders discovered the key to high-performing remote teams: social and emotional connection. Virtual worlds create the deeply social spaces people miss when working from home, learning online, or attending virtual events.
t. https://www.virbela.com/why-virbela
Further questions?
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>>84498967
I miss when he would fuck with people by tricking them and being manipulative (like in The Capture of Farmer John).
Nowadays he just pretends to be stupid to irritate SL players. Not as fun IMO.
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>>84499357
damn mutts are hot
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>>84499358
yeah, it used to be a tactful kind of trolling - that one episode where the guy selling dragons is le ebin messed with was low effort. he saw right through it too
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>>84499234
Autist.
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>>84463088
>Sword Art Online -> Wage Slave Online
the future is so bright guys!!!! omg!
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>>84463312
Even fucking roblox groups are run more professionally than this, holy shit.
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>>84499416
>it's just office work except everyone is a little girl
I dig it
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>>84499416
>don't have to commute
>don't have to be physically present around normie faggots
sounds good to me, fuck people
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>>84463312
a hearty kek from me
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>>84471308
Yes, and new phones only, no pc, the absolute max they cloud have is a MacShit
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>>84499545
game on the left?
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>>84499803
looks like eve valkyrie
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I just want a good vrmmo bros....
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>>84463312
>for the tour you just give people mod power for some reason
>the employee brushes it off like its no big deal
this right here is where my QA autism fired on all pistons and obliterated my sides. thats the most real-world response ive seen because they clearly dont understand the repercussions of such an action, but even better, whoever did it basically gave admin rights to this moderator power so you could supersede anyone even if they were above your access.
im going to show this to my coworkers regardless of the cost, because we just had an incident like this the other month and i fought hard to prevent it, only for it to be shot down and low and behold i was right
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>>84499817
Oh, the VR game they made for phones? Lol
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>>84463567
I'll help if somone wants to hobohotel VRChat
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>>84463088
so mmo with shitty graphics? ok.
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>>84499545
Explain to me what you mean by "white VR"
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>>84499357
>Virtual worlds create the deeply social spaces people miss when working from home.

Can I anally rape the avatars of several coworkers to death with a cactus? That is the only reason I have for interacting with them in the metaverse.
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>>84500504
virtual rape is not funny, could you imagine if someone tried raping you in your favorite video game? i bet you'd like it, you incels disgust me
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>>84500532
>virtual rape is not funny,

Fine, can in virtually beat several wastes of skin to death with a tire iron? Happy now?

How can I be an incel when I've been fucking your mom, or maybe that was your dad. It was wearing a dress but needed a shave.
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>>84500712
niggaer ball$@k
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>>84463088
If you told me that came out for the Dreamcast I would believe you.
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>>84463536
At least he can do big room scale.
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>>84473363
>>84484723
>went to the store for something
>saw cute probably drunk girl there
>went home

Such is life.
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>>84500925
I hope she didn't drive there
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>>84498567
that's understandable, but you can make something look modern out of limited polygons and textures, that wasn't what i was getting at
i guess it's more down to just amateur 3d modelling
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>>84499995
end users can be trusted to press every button you let them
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>>84463088
>literally just second life but you have to pay for it

Why is this groundbreaking?
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>>84501193
damn right, and as their QA dept, i know this, proved it, and they ignored it.
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>>84463312
How the fuck is this real HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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>>84498855
command consoles are too scary
if they bothered looking at one they'd see something like;
<timestamp> User *** logged out (reason: kicked by JimLampelle)
<timestamp> User *** logged out (reason: kicked by JimLampelle)
<timestamp> User *** logged out (reason: kicked by JimLampelle)
etc
and also they can see the few users who never got kicked during that time nobody could get in
even a kid running a minecraft server would have more of a chance of controlling this situation than these clowns
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>>84501221
what's the point of a QA dept if they aren't going to listen to you?
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>>84463312
lmao. who the fuck thought this was a good idea?
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>>84501269
thats a question everyone who has ever been in QA asks, then finds the answer to. youre expendable, entry, and even if youve done this for years your opinion is irrelevant if someone higher rank than you disagrees for any reason. your job is to ensure the product works, and if you can leave any feedback thats taken seriously then youre working for a company that understands the value of QA, but generally this does not happen.
for example, remember that commentary from portal about the underground section being a maze and some retard kept going right or some shit? if you had him and 8 others on your team (10 total including you), and 1 of the 10 of you fucks this basic maze up, you are likely going to see the maze change because one retard cant understand the concept of going in circles. likewise if you see a fatal flaw (game progression at screeching halt for some really stupid reason) which can be easily fixed by changing it (not removing, just changing, preferably), and you get told "the shareholders want it in so its staying" then no matter what you do those retards with money will shit up the game and theres nothing you can do about it
what im trying to say is
>a good company will listen to QA for feedback, not just if their shit works
>this is very much a rare case and unlikely to happen
>so much so that its shocking when it happens even for QA veterans
youre paid like shit, served shit on a plate, and you have to ensure that shit on a plate is in fact, shit on a plate, whether you like it or not. if you can make the product better, it heavily depends on what angle you deliver it to them on. if it lines their pockets more without changing much, they are more likely to listen even if it makes the game worse

the company i work for listens and it means a lot to me
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>>84463312
>katehikes
>virtually sticking finger up the ladies but and doing a jacking off motion
im crying, my sides hurt
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>>84463312
I'm glad this guy didn't get charged with a cybercrime, obviously it's the fault of these retarded boomers for giving him mod permissions but they could easily spin the Computer Fraud & Abuse Act to say "durr he accessed our systems in a way that we did not desire him to"
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>>84501354
heh, so any time i think "man where was qa on this one...", it's more likely they were just ignored than missing?
now that i hear it it actually doesn't surprise me much
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>>84500898
It did come out for Sandy Bridge graphics, which might be somewhat comparable.
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>>84501389
while it's pretty obviously he knows he shouldn't be kicking everyone, he didn't break into anything or press any buttons he wasn't given access to
if anything he taught them an important lesson in a reasonably harmless way
of course the higher ups won't see it that way, but whatever, they probably wouldn't want their fuck up becoming public knowledge anyway
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>>84501393
not entirely anon, but youre in the right mindset. theres lots of people in QA who are very very good at their job, and are in real terms vital assets to a company, but for every 1 of those people theres easily 100 that are there to get in and jump ship to some other aspect of the industry, or are just there for easy quick cash. theres lots of shitty QA, but theres also plenty of good QA. think of all the games you might have played or seen that were buggy unplayable pieces of shit, then think about the following
>QA size is likely small as fuck
>if its not, it's likely bottom of the barrel "get whoever will just do the job"
>time constraints on programmers make sending bug reports that stack up impossible to get through for their own problems (fun fact, getting code implemented and pushed to even be checked can take multiple days or in some cases weeks)
>even if they had a great QA team and great programming team, it'd be held back by management over those teams anyway
>theres also ego shit everywhere so that if youre doing too good, say better than QA lead or head of QA as the lowest on the totem, they may treat you especially shittier and do things out of spite which will impact things too

when i hear "where was the QA on this?" or "the QA team doesnt exist" i know what they mean is "why the fuck did this ship like that?" and truth be told it is often
>shit that wasnt implemented due to shitty iteration times thanks to management
>complex bugs that werent trivial to fix even if they were trivial to make happen
>QA team likely didnt give a fuck (i see this with shit like TLOU2 or more "if you stray from the path even slightly bugs are everywhere" games)
>whatever bug it was slipped by because again, time, and a common habit is to do quick passes over the whole game even though its not your first time (new eyes are good for this reason, catch stuff vets missed)
>combinations of bugs break the most things
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>>84463312
This is glorious. Imagine the possibilities, imagine the resurgence of the hacker known as 4chan, this is going to Habbo 2: Cyber Boogaloo, I want to be there when pools will be closed.
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>>84463312
>spends hours manually kicking people
>the same menu also has "Ban User Name" and "Ban User IP"
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>>84463088
>Literally a shitty version of IMVU

IMVU looks better than the metaverse and it's been around for like 15 years or some shit. I don't think IMVU has voice chat, but the models and animations look sleeker/better and so do the worlds.
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>>84501393
>>84501481
just so we're clear im not excusing the games for being shitty, they shouldnt be and it pisses me off whenever i see that shit. the real issue is theres deadlines and whatever that deadline is makes it impossible to ship a nice polished game. yes it looks good but it plays like shit.
cyberpunk had a reset in 2016-2017 that gutted the entire work til then and that work was very much on par with what was promised, and because of that quick and radical change plus the shoehorn of keanu reeves, the game's everything got fucked for it. even if they extended the release date out another 2 years it wouldnt have been any better, half the product was still cut from the game, youre still missing 50% of what was promised to be delivered now, and QAing 50% of a missing product is just not going to happen even if you gave another 5 years. sometimes QA cant be to blame at all, sometimes its literally just the retards in control at a company, and QA takes the force of angry voices online saying its a buggy half baked piece of shit for it.

dont excuse bugs, half baked, lootbox filled, season pass day 1 piece of shit games. dont buy those retarded remakes that downgraded it functionally, and extra jewish mtx shit. a game should be polished, shipped out and if theres truly issues, patch them, but dont push it out knowing it's not done, because if thats how it is then we need a second crash for games. either we do it right or not at all and im glad my company gives a fuck
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>>84501481
oh i get that even if qa was aware of a problem, that doesn't mean everyone else was able to actually fix it, i don't blame qa for everything
things i recognise as more technical issues rather than conceptual i tend to blame the programmers for, and the designers if a concept isn't just flawed, but just bad
but whatever, you wouldn't hear from me anyway, i'm not on twitter or whatever saying this out loud
i generally don't care about small issues in games, i don't expect them to be perfect, it's only when i actually get stuck that it annoys me, or when it's way too easy (boring)
>>84501547
>we need a second crash for games
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>>84500925
You should have offered her eggs
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>>84501566
im more concerned with how it ends up being this way. the motivation that kills the success of the games ends up being money at all times, but how the money is getting obtained is more important
>is it because everyone's a casual fuck now and cant process you need to jump AND move at the same time?
>reviewers (industry) are bad at games usually, and have fuck all time to do this, so shove em something that lacks mtx, drm, and other bullshit so they can breeze through it, while the release has it all paywalled
>investors demand technology that they dont understand, how do we implement such a thing thats useless and not useful
>ego shows up in here somewhere if one or multiple people object to whatever they did/requested/etc and cant accept theyre wrong
>contractual obligations that are absurd (dont work with licenses please god dont)
>shitty programming to make it work not work well often makes the biggest issues, but the programmer's hand was often forced, and they often get ashamed of the code they made, again due to deadlines
>or they outsourced and rajesh goodsir just added shit haphazardly with no standards and set an entire team back 3 months of time on some core component for 5% of the pay you get, and now you have to make it usable (another friend left a company over this happening enough to eventually bankrupt it)
one guy i know got brought onto a project near the end of its development and was tasked with adding a large section of functionality to core engine components that werent in prior and had to do it in 2 months. he was so ashamed of how he got it working in that time that on his own, went back and made it not shitty which ended up taking another 4 months to clean up without breaking things, and improved it by 30%. i know thats vague but its partially NDA'd is why, but rest assured this is the kind of suffering you endure and all the while the ones causing problems laugh to the bank.
the pain never stops, ends, or dulls, it only worsens
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>>84467881
>I know a woman who runs a research internship for the US Navy who wont stop shilling for this
We are so fucked lmao
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>>84466687
why do the ponies have big sexy butts
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>>84501547
>cyberpunk had a reset in 2016-2017 that gutted the entire work til then and that work was very much on par with what was promised
Why did that happen?
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>>84501699
hang in there qabro
>>84501708
you know exactly why
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>>84501711
director of gameplay left, new guy that took over shit it up hard. thats why it went from third person to first person, and why the third person code is still there. there wasnt enough time to build it from the ground up in first person, just add some code to make it first person and work around that shitty quick fix.
the security breach cdpr had showed what they were up to, footage from 2015 is exactly what it was shaping up to be, but it all came tumbling down. watch this, its from the leaks https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxZZn3pURy8
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>>84463312
is this shit f2p ?
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>>84501753
>>84501711
made a mistake, 2013 not 2015. point is take that 2013 footage, add 2 years, then scrap it all and replace the gameplay designer, now make all those promises you made now that you lost 2 or more years of dev time
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>>84501753
>>84501769
What a sad shitshow.
Is their current gameplan for what they're gonna do with the game in the future known?
Are they gonna fix it with updates? Make a sequel that's how it was supposed to be? Abandon it and forget about the whole thing completely?
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>>84501753
This looks unironically terrible
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>>84501803
i dont know what theyre going to do, i dont work for them but i know we're not going to see anything substantial for a long while. unless they pull around like no man's sky, this is what the future holds for us exclusively, just more of the same unfinished games thanks to management one way or another. what i do know is that they are working on updates but who gives a fuck at this point
>>84501837
a vertical slice thats just barely functional is still somehow more accurate to what they promised initially vs what they delivered is my point. if that rough as fuck mess became what cyberpunk released as, i guarantee it'd have been as successful as people hoped, but in the end it didnt all because of the same poor choices made time and time again
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>>84501864
>is still somehow more accurate to what they promised initially
In what way?
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>>84501864
>a vertical slice thats just barely functional is still somehow more accurate to what they promised initially vs what they delivered
I don't really see anything in that development build that was promised but wasn't present in the final release.
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>>84499357
>Virtual worlds create the deeply social spaces people miss when working from home, learning online, or attending virtual events.
Sometimes I wonder if they believe that bullshit. If on top of working in isolation I also had to stare at a steam greelight asset flip shovelware I'd probably gouge my eyes out with a fork.
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>>84501878
>>84501892
i suggest you familiarize yourself with cyberpunk's source material and you'll begin to see why i say that. yes its still a piece of shit, but its much more accurate to what it was intended to be. im derailing hard here but take some time and read over everything you can find from cdpr, keep a list of what they shot for and how it changed since they were very transparent about this, then factor in the source material. even if the gameplay director didnt change the game the way he did, it'd have still been on track to be successful, but the change in gameplay really shit the bed. it only makes sense if you gave a fuck about the IP, otherwise its worthless investing in the time
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>>84501921
>take some time and read over everything you can find from cdpr
No, I don't think I will
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>>84501928
a perfectly valid answer anon, i dont blame you. but just think of it the way you do for a game you actually give a fuck for and you'll understand the feeling
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>>84463088

reminds me of ps3's whatever it was called from like a decade ago
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>>84501945
ps home
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>>84501921
I'm just mildly curious. I don't care enough to make the time investment.
Is there anything that jumps out in the video as something that's not present in the final version?
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>>84501968
well for starters
>third person
>the interactive environment
>the fact theres fully voiced shit accurate to the characters source material
>no keanu
>a neighbor npc with an outlook to the dystopian city
and if you can locate the bug collection footage they compiled (they were fucking around internally and made their own 20 minute compilation of bugs) you can see extra shit that was removed later in time. theres some other autists that managed to get the rail system working too, which was heavily removed from the game as well, along with some mansion area. its hard to explain whats there and whats not there since they made cuts specifically due to the change in gameplay design, like the wall running and such, which previously was reportedly in the game, but not post 2016. if more footage from after 2013 surfaces we can get more answers but it seems unlikely
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>>84463312
I fucking died
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>>84463312
fucking kek, are they making office roasties do their job in 2nd life now, wtf is this
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>>84501921
The brain dead AI they used for cyberpunk is more than half the problem and that doesn't depend on 1st or 3rd person. It becomes glaringly obvious when you try to drive on a freeway and run into stopped cars because the AI will not let them cross from one section of the map to another. Random crap raining out of the sky is another.
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>>84502085
theres clearly plenty of problems anon, i did play it, and i did experience them
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>>84463088
downloading this shit rn, its gonna be a lot of fun night of trolling
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>>84463312
lmao what the fuuuuck
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>>84502016
There are mods that let you clip into inaccessible places. People have found all kinds of unused assets around the map. There are also all kinds of deepest lore around the game. Apparently the numbers on all the buildings has significance and there are hard to find side stories and Easter eggs such as getting statues to light up.
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>>84463536
it's like ready player one without all the stupid """"nerd culture""" shoutouts
there is a future where everyone will live in a 15 sq ft apartment with nothing but a bathroom and a vr headset
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>>84501708
Got dat FLANK
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>>84463312
My FUCKING SIDES
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>>84463312
my sides
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>>84463312
this is the HR cunt's survival strategy as well as the useless office roastie. though simulating a yelling boomer on bridge would really be something



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