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Microsoft's Ad
https://youtu.be/b4U-z6DVDTs
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>>83388135
>promoting race-mixing
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>>83388185
but between asians and (gay) blacks, so it's based
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>>83388185
who cares, can't wait
linux promotes being a tranny
apple promotes being a faggot
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>>83388197
>>83388267
And here's me thinking my /pol/-tier comments wouldn't be welcomed on this board. God bless, /g/, and thanks for the tech recommendations, my new chinkphone arrived today and I'm very pleased.
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Are you sure this will help us sell more PC with Windows 11?
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>>83388135
Of course it is targeted to normies,
and of course I won't be upgrading.

Windows 10 is the last Microsoft software I ever use,
I'll just have to learn Linux, fuck it
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imagine looking at this and think "this is fantastic". lowlife shitskins gobble up everything.
even besides the racemixing its just generic boring shit
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>>83388135
microsoft's marketing team is full of idiots
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>>83388391
Windows 11?
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>>83388468
>I'll just have to learn Linux, fuck it
I see you're thinking about transitioning
don't forget to post your journey here
https://www.reddit.com/r/transtimelines/
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>>83388135
>bing bing wahoo
>tiktok
>race mixing
Windows 11?
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>>83388845
>>race mixing
i know you'll never have any, but that's now how sex works
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>>83388867
Have any what? Race mixing?
No, I only fuck my girlfriend who is white / blonde.
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>>83388135
>comments are all from sudacas, groids and pajeets
Ah, the Windows audience.
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How bad of an idea would it be to install windows 11 if my pc doesn’t support tpm2.0?
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>>83388135
That's fucking terrifying wtf MS
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You know the utterly dogshit store that we haven't managed to improve AT ALL in all the years it's been up? Here it is again. What? No, we're not promising to fix it, we're just reminding you that it exists.
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>>83388135
>Get your user interfaces here
>10001 skins for windows_nt here
>Hello sir, very fortunate you've selected our advertising to view today. Can I just tell you that the windows nigger experience is sleecting you for the inseider programs? Would you like to join yes?
>Here is the reskinned control panel
>Here is another reskinned control panel
>Here is a new version of windows with four different controls panels
>We made windows improve so much!
>windows_kb_spring changes from windows 8 have been backlogged in case more intel processor flaws are fixed
>hello windows update rape
>new UI and 3 different versions of .net with x32 bit variants for 6 hours of updating!
>only on it because you're too much of a nigger to play games through wine
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>windhoors 11 ultimate windows platform store
>download shit versions of the same applications that require you to login as you can download through your browser
>STILL doesn't auto-update without problems
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>>83388540
fucking kek
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windows for race-mixers
macOS for faggots
linux for trannies
templeOS for the white man
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>>83389652
What's so shit about it? I normally just get my Windows Terminal app from there and fuck off, werks
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>>83390196
as it always has been
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>>83390232
That's all it's good for.
You can't pick where to install anything, the install folder and files are often obfuscated, downloading anything big often fucks up and forces you to start over and their safety mechanisms ensure that if you download too much too fast the server will block you, you can't uninstall stuff directly from the store and many programs have incredibly idiotic limitations, like they can't work in the background or stuff like that.
I've tried grabbing stuff from the store just to give it a chance, but now I avoid it like a plague.
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>>83388135
that was some cringe shit
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>>83388135
>reddit
>facebook
>whatsapp
>tiktok
>minecraft
They are literally targeting normies and zoomers.
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>10.5.21
Why can't Americans into dates? Why are they so fucking retarded? Is their grotesque obesity rotting all their brains?
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Starts by putting her fat fucking finger on the screen, you can't make this shit up.
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>>83388540
kekd
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>no white woman
based microsoft
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>>83390839
Americans put dates as you would say them.
October 5th, 2021 = 10/5/21
It'd be very rare somebody says the 5th of October 2021, which would be the 5/10/21.
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>>83390895
This have gotta be bait
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>>83390564
Cringe is cool with the kids today, it's what they relate to and find funny. Ads have gotten extremely cringeworthy, but zoomers can't get enough of (((PRODUCT))) from their favorite relatable (((CORPORATION)))
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Remember when Microsoft inadvertently made kino by implying that all their customers neglect their own lives by consuming modern technology.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIACub_0bxI
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>>83388540
>I'm tired of this thing
>TRANNIEEEEE
Do Microsoft' adversting' HQ really?
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>>83390959
>are you sure this ad will help us sell more computers?
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>>83388135
botnet
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>>83390645
let's be serious, half of those apps will either be dogshit or discontinued after a while
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>>83391123
This, but Microsoft is trying to push for a walled garden like Apple. By Windows 15, win32 apps will no longer run.
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>>83388919
windows is an universal tool, it doesn't have an audience since literally everyone uses it
linux on the other hand only has 1% market share so it does have an audience, incels stuck in their room
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>>83391078
Judging from the comments, yes.
Very few mention the sad state of the family/dogs and instead focus on the "Heckin' pupperinos fightin' alongside Master Chief! MUST CONSOOOM!"
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>>83388135
why are they so terrible at making ads. surely they have money
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>>83391183
Why are they so terrible at making operating systems? There's been no consistency since Vista/7 (and even there many small things were holdovers from XP and 95/98/ME/2000). Surely a trillion dollar company can make a consistent UI when their rivals do it with ease on a much more frequent basis.
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>>83391123
>discontinued
>android
I...
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>>83391183
last ad i though was half decent was the surface studio 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmVAbB3M-4Y

>>83391285
nice try, but it's not going to launch with android apps. microsoft has delayed that shit and is clearly unwilling to discuss timings
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>>83391285
Speaking of, how's fuchsia doing?
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>>83391238
They don't really care anymore. Boomers and like 70% of their iliterate offspring will use their shit no matter what because they shake the right hands for enterprise solutions (what prints money for them) and there's nobody else that could come close or could oppose them, all they've to do is frame the ones that call out this as incels.
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>>83391402
Might as well just leave it looking like Windows 95 then, since that's all enterprise users really want anyway. As a sysadmin, I can just see the influx of support tickets coming in when we update to 11 in a few years because things look slightly different just like they did with 10 and 7 before it. Enterprise users just want classic themed XP forever which wouldn't be a bad deal if Microsoft isn't going to try with these new UIs.
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>>83391474
But they need to have the non qualified nepotist hires doing something, and touching bare metal code is a big no. Plus, boomers will eventually die, they need to catch up with the current Tiktokers so they become MS' futute boomers, with all the walled garden that just werks and abstracts everything under an "app". They're very bad at it, sure, but they're trying.
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>>83388135
holy cringe
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>>83391172
>third worlder grammar
Pottery.
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WOAAAH THAT ALIEN SHIP WAS THE MICROSOFT STORE??!

BASED MASTER CHIEF
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>>83390645
Fuck all the others but what's wrong with Minecraft? It's probably the best game ever made, I see my son playing it, wish I had that shit when I was younger.
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>>83390895
4th of july
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>>83391337
abandonware
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>>83391238
indeed even obscure linux DEs got more consistency and better overall design decisions
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>>83393183
Stupid freetard.
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>>83388267
Can I fuck you in the ass?
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>>83393183
Consistency in the moment doesn't matter if all the defaults suck and the developers are actively working against each other

Say goodbye to your consistency after GTK 4/5 lmaooooo
t. Fedora KDE spin
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>>83390886
>it's real
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>>83393371
pls give argument sir do the needfuls
>>83394774
are you talking about gnome?
gnome may have doubtful defaults but so does windows, doesnt it? like the cortana and weather bloatware, or the center dock, or the light themes
in any case i dont use it (im not into their definition of productivity), but gotta admit it is consistent in design and more aesthetic than windows will ever hope to be. Damn, actually even MacOS is better than Windows regarding design.
>Fedora KDE
based, thats what i use
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>TikTok, reddit, Spotify, Minecraft, facebook
I guess this might work for normies, but tell me. If these things are the main draw of the product, why not just use a smart phone? People already have smart phones, and they can already access all these things. What does Windows 11 bring to the table? Are they just betting on the fact that people won't give a fuck and will just plunge into the product because it's new?
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>>83390196
bsd for cucks
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>>83388135
>literally windows 10 with a new skin
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>>83388135
>omg omg look at all the electron apps with no significant extra features!!1!!
>thank you microshat!! :)ddD
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>>83388391
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>>83388919
the french champagnè has always been celebrated for its excellence
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Why does the time in the video show 11:11 AM?
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>>83388135
Ad aside, would it be better than 10? 10 has that 100% disk usage issue and takes 2 days to start on an HDD (I'm 3rd world and poor)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gw0rXPMMPE
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>>83398214
A commercial for a terminal. A piece of modern art.
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They always make this new exotic wallpaper as if the wallpaper was part of the new OS.
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I just hope they fix my taskbar before launch
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>>83398909
Fix?
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>>83399885
It's off center
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>>83399893
You can change that anon
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>>83388540

microsoft has transgender employees
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>>83388135
Guess I'm buying Windows 11 pro in October. Thanks for reminding me anon.
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>>83389454
What is that?! What the fuck is THAT?!
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>>83393155
Cheked and based.
Ameritards BTFO
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>>83388135
>2011+10
>tech ad
not gonna watch, guaranteed pozzed to hell and back
staying on 10 for as long as possible, should have never of upgraded from 7 to play forza that I don't even own a gfx card to play anymore
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>>83400132
Shut up you'll upgrade and the and I both know it
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>>83400132
you WILL upgrade and you WILL like it
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>>83400370
Meds
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>>83388135
Yea I'm using Windows 11 and a second PC with Arch Linux.
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>>83388135
Disgusting in many different ways
Why would I pay for software
Why would I want to install my software from a 'store' instead of going to the dev websites like it's some normie smartphone interface
Why is she touching her screen instead of using a mouse like its a fucking smartphone
Why do they need to dumb down computers to the levels of smartphones for normie toddlers who can't double click on an exe file
Why is there a nigger in my windows
Why is the nigger also a faggot
Halo is garbage console fps why would I want to play console trash on my computer
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>>83400561
Here's another screenshot for you to behold.
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>>83400615
This.
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>>83389439
You can flash a USB with Windows 10 and then replace the install.wim file with the Windows 11 one.
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>>83392806
it's minecraft bedrock edition. A gimped console edition of minecraft that you can't mod easily and as in app purchases.
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>you have to be so high that you hallucinate shit to want to run windows
Sounds about right
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>>83400697
has*
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>>83400561
how did you get win 11 pro to look like that? everything is centered for me and I have a new menu layout when I hit the win key
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>>83400721
You need to download this thing mate: http://startisback.com/tbd/
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>>83396019
>>83388391
i know we have devolved to the point where anything can make someone upset but this shit was suppose to make fun of several minute long commercials where you couldnt even tell what the product was until the dead end.
how are you gonna make fun of liberals being sensitive when you literally get upset when there are people with different skin tones on screen for a few seconds.
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>>83400561
Amazing how they managed to get it to look even worse.
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>>83401556
>Implying stonetoss isn't a Holocaust denying closeted racist who is against racemixing
>Implying edgelords on /pol/ don't enjoy larping as Holocaust denying closeted racists who are against racemixing.
How new are you?
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>>83401793
>beliving in the holohaux

It didnt happen but i wish it did
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>Now you want to do the free upgrade to 10? No, you can't have that anymore, you'll only be eligible for Windows 11 and you'll like it.

If you've been holding off on moving to 10 but have the free update (by way of oem/retail keys) be aware that microsoft might force windows 7/8 (by upgrade assistant) to update to straight to 11 instead.

I'm using an empty ssd to clone existing c:\ drives and upgrading to 10 for each computer I have. I'll pull the product key off with a third party utility in the off chance MS decides to replace W10 from the upgrade assistant.
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>>83388135
Worst shit I've ever used. I did an update and all my shit got fucked up. Can't open Epic Games Launcher, can't open Spotify, anything. Only thing that works is my web browser and my fucking VPN. FUCK WINDOWS 11, YOU GODDAMNED PAJEET MOTHERFUCKERS. I DONT WANT IT.
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>>83401556
stonetoss is a white supremacist you tard
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>>83401943
It's your own fault for being dumb enough to downgrade.
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>>83402095
You mean update to Win11? Yeah no shit but I didn't choose to. I'm on the beta thing and I had automatic updates and I started my laptop one day and boom, I had Win11. Fucking pajeet motherfuckers tricked me.
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>>83402124
>I'm on the beta thing
jesus christ
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>>83402157
I'm going back to Win10. Hopefully, that fixes shit.
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>>83388391
I will never understand why the fuck people cry so much about black people on fucking ads. It's like you didn't see that america is all on muh diversity, of course corps will do that what helps them get positive attention.
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Don't care, STILL not downloading.
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>>83401830
>haux



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