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I am the best programmer on this board.
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>>81458487
prove it
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>>81458487
>I am the shiniest turd
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That’s impossible, because I am in fact the best programmer on this board.
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dumb frogposter
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>>81458615
retarded newfags!
i, am infact the best programmer.
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>>81458487
>>81458615
>>81458640
wrong, I am the best programmer on this board
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I'm willing to bet no one in this thread even knows how to write "hello world" in any language...
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>>81458487
But are you the happiest programmer on this board?
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you probably are, everyone else here seems to be shit.
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>>81458487
I believe you OP :)
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>>81458674
Hello world.
There you go faggot. Cant get easier than this. Give me a better challenge next time.
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>>81458487
99% of "programmers" deserve to get hit by a bus
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>>81458487
:s/best programmer/dumbest frogposter/
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>>81458487
really?
Good. I am very proud of you, anon. Congrats.
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>>81458487
>>81458615
>>81458640
>>81458657
You're all retarded, my digital penis is far larger than all of yours, I am the best programmer on this board
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>>81458905
fools I am the best programmer on this board
t. I don't program
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>>81458487
2 megabytes
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>>81458935
>t. I don't program
I KNEEL
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>>81458487
Then do a hello world in python
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10 print “hello world”
20 goto 10

Im the best programmer
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>>81458674
#include <stdio.h>

using namespace print

number main() (
return Hello, World!;
)

fuck you bitch. i did it.
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Look at all these absolute plebs. I'm so good at programming that I hacked DARPA and coded my consciousness into every IP protocol. I now exist as a universal consciousness across every network of computers. You know those semi-colons you think you forget? You didn't forget them, I'm deleting them
noʎ ɥʇiʍ ʞɔnɟ oʇ ʇsnſ
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>>81458487
Show me your best Ada work
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>>81458674
echo \"Hello World\" in any language...
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>>81458674
>I'm willing to bet no one in this thread even knows how to write "hello world" in any language...
I've done "Hello World" probably hundreds of times in countless languages because that's as far as I ever get every time I try to learn programming.
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>>81458674
"Guten Tag Welt"
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I hacked CIA and FBI at the same time. So I am the greatest hac- programmer
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>>81458487
What's it like being the king of retards
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im the best programmer
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>>81458487
>I am the best programmer on this board.
you will never be a real woman though.
so it doesnt matter
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>>81458487



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