I am the best programmer on this board.
>>81458487>I am the shiniest turd
That’s impossible, because I am in fact the best programmer on this board.
>>81458487>>81458615retarded newfags!i, am infact the best programmer.
>>81458487>>81458615>>81458640wrong, I am the best programmer on this board
I'm willing to bet no one in this thread even knows how to write "hello world" in any language...
>>81458487But are you the happiest programmer on this board?
you probably are, everyone else here seems to be shit.
>>81458487I believe you OP :)
>>81458674Hello world.There you go faggot. Cant get easier than this. Give me a better challenge next time.
>>8145848799% of "programmers" deserve to get hit by a bus
>>81458487:s/best programmer/dumbest frogposter/
>>81458487really?Good. I am very proud of you, anon. Congrats.
>>81458487>>81458615>>81458640>>81458657You're all retarded, my digital penis is far larger than all of yours, I am the best programmer on this board
>>81458905fools I am the best programmer on this boardt. I don't program
>>81458935>t. I don't programI KNEEL
>>81458487Then do a hello world in python
10 print “hello world”20 goto 10Im the best programmer
>>81458674#include <stdio.h>using namespace printnumber main() ( return Hello, World!;)fuck you bitch. i did it.
#include <stdio.h>using namespace printnumber main() ( return Hello, World!;)
Look at all these absolute plebs. I'm so good at programming that I hacked DARPA and coded my consciousness into every IP protocol. I now exist as a universal consciousness across every network of computers. You know those semi-colons you think you forget? You didn't forget them, I'm deleting them noʎ ɥʇiʍ ʞɔnɟ oʇ ʇsnſ
>>81458487Show me your best Ada work
>>81458674echo \"Hello World\" in any language...
echo \"Hello World\" in any language...
>>81458674>I'm willing to bet no one in this thread even knows how to write "hello world" in any language...I've done "Hello World" probably hundreds of times in countless languages because that's as far as I ever get every time I try to learn programming.
>>81458674"Guten Tag Welt"
I hacked CIA and FBI at the same time. So I am the greatest hac- programmer
>>81458487What's it like being the king of retards
im the best programmer
>>81458487>I am the best programmer on this board.you will never be a real woman though.so it doesnt matter