What piece of technology should I get my mom for mother's day?What are you getting your mom?
>>81455708>What are you getting your mom?Flowers and a water bottle she wants.
>>81455708>guys what consoomeristic surrogates for affection are you getting for your parents?I pity you people
>>81455708Love. Buy love to your mom
>>81456082>t. Anon that doesn't love their momI feel bad for your mother
>>81456082>He cars about his dumb /pol/ memes more than his mother
>>81455708pmp and tws
>>81455708if that's your mom, a chest plate carrier
Last year I got her an e-reader. She's not tech savy, but she loves to read and she absolutely loved it.Love your moms, anons.
>>81455708Im getting her a romantic dinner and after that i will plow her on her bed.
>>81455708>What are you getting your mom?flowers.
>>81455708Dragon dildo.Dragon dildo.
>>81455708You should get her a cat plushie that makes a meow sound when you press it.
Isn't that the one flower slut from that weeb game that came out for the PS1?
I'm getting her a mug with a cat on it or something
>>81457959>>81456853>celebrating your mom’s existence without partaking in the consumeristic rat race is a /pol/ memeNot only have you been programmed to consoom on command, but also have been conditioned to attack sane minded people who demonstrate their love and affection in other ways. Jeez, how low can you go?
>>81458665always a great pick, my second best one would be a box of chocolate
does your mother have any idiosyncrasies that would frustrate the living shit out of you if you had to do them yourself? can you think of how to use software and computer technology to improve her quality of life?here's an example:my own mother has a ritualistic compulsion with keeping the receipts from everywhere she makes a purchase. a few times a month, she'll pore over these statements for hours to make sure they match up with credit card statements. for her next birthday, i'm planning to build her a workstation where she can just scan in receipts where they'll be immediately digitized and stored in a sql database so that, when it comes time to verify that there's been no fraudulent charges, she'll just get a quick printed report instead of having to do all that manual verification herself.
>>81459203poltards can't love. they lost that ability years ago. it's all endless seething and raging and all the other bad feelings.
>>81459255yeah I forgot to add a mothers day card where I write some personal stuff + the flowers.
>>81456082this, I don't even know when that holiday is lmfao
>>81459203We're not telling you that you have to get her Apple shit or something. It's just a nice gesture even if you get her something cheap
>>81455708Get her an only fans account for Mother’s Day
>>81455708>not giving your mom a good dicking
>>81455708mine does a lot of work from home so i got her a second monitorvery helpful for meetings
>>81455708>What piece of technology should I get my mom?Something to make her job easier>What are you getting your mom?Oil painting supplies and a dinner
>>81459405>get her something cheapLike what? Sweets? Why don’t make them yourself? Flowers? Why don’t you pick them yourself?The purpose of a gift is to show some effort on your part. Exchanging a laughable amount of currency for some cheap trash is nothing compared to actually showing you spent a bit of time preparing the gift. Instead of buying some diabetes-inducing cake at Wal-Mart maybe learn to bake one yourself.Like fuck, do I really need to explain this basic shit?
>>81455708good arist. This image makes me feel good. It's summer, I'm seeing a new bithc feeling loved and my pecker's ready for action.Do you BITCHES know a good hentai artist when you see one?
>>81459481>Do you BITCHES know a good hentai artist when you see one?I'm happen to be an expert on this subject.
>>81459502Quick, name you top 5 hentai artists. If one of them isn't ishikei, you failed.
Imagine falling for the "x day" jew strategy.
>>81459528>danimaru>tokiwa midori>niro>nyoro nyorozou>akitsuki karasuYour turn. nerd.
>>81459578ishikei_(nise_midi_doro_no_kai)aaaahou (hachiyou)misakamitoko0903 urushihara_satoshi
>>81458592Now that's true maternal love right there. Make her feel like she's 15 again. bro.
>>81455708Please tell me that's meant to be Diana from OSFirstTimer
>>81460244Yea man every woman deserves love. My parents have been divorced. I have to make her feel good again.
>>81460957Godspeed, anon. I envy you.
>>81458592>>81460244>>81460957>>81461168Never change 4chinz. Never change.
>>81455708vibrator or hitachy wand unironically
>>81459468>The purpose of a gift is to show some effort on your part. Exchanging currencyCurrency takes time and effort to obtain, at least for most of us. Unless you're rich enough to live off of interest and dividends, a purchased gift is a sacrifice of some of that time and effort, just like a handmade one. It's not a substitute for visiting in person or other non-commercial acts of affection, but neither are handmade gifts.
I get her aids because i hate her very much
>>81461280fuck off reddit