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>Yes now
>Yes later
>Yes tonight
How do I make Microsoft fuck off, I just want to use my computer in peace
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>>81050983
https://www.gentoo.org/downloads/
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>Your computer
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>>81050983
Disable updates in group policy with regedit
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You will not control your computer
You will not own anything
And you will be happy
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dismiss the notification. Also get a Mac.
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>>81051009
based /g/entooman
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>>81050983
By uninstalling windows.
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>>81050983
Disable windows updates
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Stop being a faggot and just update?
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>>81050983
Actually there's a way to fix these kinds of issues once and for all....
https://linuxmint.com/download.php
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>>81050983
>Literally 30% of the WWW consists of the short, idiot-proof instructions to stop this.
Don't ever change, /g/.
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Pick a time after you go to sleep
Repeat once a week
???
Profit
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I used this to get my always on PC to never reboot:
https://www.easeus.com/computer-instruction/how-to-stop-windows-10-from-automatically-restarting.html
It has a bunch of bullshit sprinkled throughout and since you seem to be unable to fend for yourself, scroll to the part that starts with:
"How to Disable Windows 10 Automatic Restart and Prevent It from Rebooting"
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>>81050983
If you are too dumb to figure out how to manage your own windows updates, you deserve to be auto-patched.
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>>81051009
fpbp
/thread
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>>81050983
LTSC doesn't have this problem.
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>>81050983
Just click restart now. Why postpone the anal rape, you deserve for using Windows?

It also a special occasion, if you get "Prepairing Automatic Repair" after your restart.
That's like seeing-your-first-child-for-the-first-time tier.
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>>81051395
>1809
more bugs than a chinese meal
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>>81051009
Patrician's choice...
For everyone else, there's, pick a live *nix distro.
Thank me later.
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>>81050983
>Go to your System32 folder
>Find wuaueng.dll
>Rename it to something different, on my machine I just added another extension, so it's now wuaueng.dll.BAK
When you want to re enable updates just rename it back to wuaueng.dll
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>>81050983
update it and stfu
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>>81051395
Those are some nice vulnerabilities you got there.
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>>81050983
i dont browse /g/
sorry whats your problem with updating your device
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Just update your computer, your using windows what the fuck you want? Like going to McDonald's and bitching about the heart attack it gives you.
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>>81051010
this
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>>81051395
I'm not using a vending machine OS as my daily driver
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>>81051361
It's impressive just how right MS was this time, the average luser has for some reason a desperate urge to disable all updates.
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>>81051395
Ltsc is for trannies (like you)
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>>81050983
install gentoo
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>>81051382
>once a week
more like once a month
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>>81050983
literally just ignore it
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>>81050983
>not using W10 AME
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>>81053104
Man this was underrated lol
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>>81051074
>just let them cuck you anon what's the problem?
cope
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>>81051009
/thread
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>>81056020
what a fucking spud
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>>81050983
Use Arch. You can't turn off automatic updates on Window.
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>>81054524
Stop shilling your broken shit, bro. We know it's you.
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>>81051395
Oh yes it does
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>>81055766
You're the one coping, freetard. Windows is for the working man who values his time, it just works. It's not for neets like you
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>>81055338
Kek
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>>81056262
>it just works
>KB5000802
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>Have to run test for customer
>test software they give me only runs on windows
>takes like 3 days to run
>kick it off and my dinky laptop starts making rocket noises like its going to the moon
>leave for the day
>next morning my laptop is off
>windows decided to update in the middle of the night

Every fucking time. I have a linux box that I use for similar purposes and its been up for like 3 straight years. Its like they don't intend for users to ever keep their computer on for more than 24 hours at a time.
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>>81056424
I got too cocky...
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>>81050983
>updates bad
You're precisely the reason why Microsoft is forcing people to update.
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>>81050983
just don't connect it to the internet. the internet is cancer anyway
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>>81050983
>
Press the merchant top right
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>>81056237
LTSC quite literally doesn't get build updates
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>>81056528
>too stupid to keep test machine disconnected from the net when testing
>too stupid to update test machine before testing to have more accurate results
>too stupid to configure test machine to delay updates
>too stupid to configure test machine to disable updates
The absolute state of IT "professionals".
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>>81058063
>implying there is one single "it professional" on /g/, and it isn't just a bunch of larping neets
Good one anon.
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>>81058187
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>>81051009
/thread
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>>81056528
Hope this helps
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>>81051023
third post best post

You can disable a lot of shit with gpedit
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>>81050983
Try clicking on "restart now" and wait a couple minutes, Im sure even a fucking monkey could do it.
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>>81050983
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>>81059242
>throw a dice to get your machine randomly broken and spend hours to days trying to fix it
What part of "fuck off" do you fail to understand
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>>81050983
Install Linux Mint with the XFCE desktop. Windows 10 users won't have problems with such an easy and stable distro.
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>>81054524
>not using TempleOS, which has no updates
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>>81059702
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>>81059729
>using windows
>not expecting this dilemma

It's as if you've been ignoring decades of warnings
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>>81059792
Damn, that's a really good rice.
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>>81056193
Why do you think you need to lie to shill your OS?
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>>81059828
Since when did I start throwing around insults ? I only suggested a good Linux distro and my second comment was a meme not intended to be taken seriously.
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>>81059828
Install gentoo
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>>81058187
based schizoposter



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