>Yes now>Yes later>Yes tonightHow do I make Microsoft fuck off, I just want to use my computer in peace
>>81050983Disable updates in group policy with regedit
You will not control your computerYou will not own anythingAnd you will be happy
dismiss the notification. Also get a Mac.
>>81050983By uninstalling windows.
>>81050983Disable windows updates
Stop being a faggot and just update?
>>81050983Actually there's a way to fix these kinds of issues once and for all....https://linuxmint.com/download.php
>>81050983>Literally 30% of the WWW consists of the short, idiot-proof instructions to stop this.Don't ever change, /g/.
Pick a time after you go to sleepRepeat once a week??? Profit
I used this to get my always on PC to never reboot:https://www.easeus.com/computer-instruction/how-to-stop-windows-10-from-automatically-restarting.htmlIt has a bunch of bullshit sprinkled throughout and since you seem to be unable to fend for yourself, scroll to the part that starts with:"How to Disable Windows 10 Automatic Restart and Prevent It from Rebooting"
>>81050983If you are too dumb to figure out how to manage your own windows updates, you deserve to be auto-patched.
>>81050983LTSC doesn't have this problem.
>>81050983Just click restart now. Why postpone the anal rape, you deserve for using Windows?It also a special occasion, if you get "Prepairing Automatic Repair" after your restart.That's like seeing-your-first-child-for-the-first-time tier.
>>81051395>1809more bugs than a chinese meal
>>81051009Patrician's choice...For everyone else, there's, pick a live *nix distro.Thank me later.
>>81050983>Go to your System32 folder>Find wuaueng.dll>Rename it to something different, on my machine I just added another extension, so it's now wuaueng.dll.BAKWhen you want to re enable updates just rename it back to wuaueng.dll
>>81050983update it and stfu
>>81051395Those are some nice vulnerabilities you got there.
>>81050983i dont browse /g/sorry whats your problem with updating your device
Just update your computer, your using windows what the fuck you want? Like going to McDonald's and bitching about the heart attack it gives you.
>>81051395I'm not using a vending machine OS as my daily driver
>>81051361It's impressive just how right MS was this time, the average luser has for some reason a desperate urge to disable all updates.
>>81051395Ltsc is for trannies (like you)
>>81051382>once a weekmore like once a month
>>81050983literally just ignore it
>>81050983>not using W10 AME
>>81053104Man this was underrated lol
>>81051074>just let them cuck you anon what's the problem?cope
>>81056020what a fucking spud
>>81050983Use Arch. You can't turn off automatic updates on Window.
>>81054524Stop shilling your broken shit, bro. We know it's you.
>>81051395Oh yes it does
>>81055766You're the one coping, freetard. Windows is for the working man who values his time, it just works. It's not for neets like you
>>81056262>it just works>KB5000802
>Have to run test for customer>test software they give me only runs on windows>takes like 3 days to run>kick it off and my dinky laptop starts making rocket noises like its going to the moon>leave for the day>next morning my laptop is off>windows decided to update in the middle of the nightEvery fucking time. I have a linux box that I use for similar purposes and its been up for like 3 straight years. Its like they don't intend for users to ever keep their computer on for more than 24 hours at a time.
>>81056424I got too cocky...
>>81050983>updates badYou're precisely the reason why Microsoft is forcing people to update.
>>81050983just don't connect it to the internet. the internet is cancer anyway
>>81050983>Press the merchant top right
>>81056237LTSC quite literally doesn't get build updates
>>81056528>too stupid to keep test machine disconnected from the net when testing>too stupid to update test machine before testing to have more accurate results>too stupid to configure test machine to delay updates>too stupid to configure test machine to disable updatesThe absolute state of IT "professionals".
>>81058063>implying there is one single "it professional" on /g/, and it isn't just a bunch of larping neetsGood one anon.
>>81056528Hope this helps
>>81051023third post best postYou can disable a lot of shit with gpedit
>>81050983Try clicking on "restart now" and wait a couple minutes, Im sure even a fucking monkey could do it.
>>81059242>throw a dice to get your machine randomly broken and spend hours to days trying to fix itWhat part of "fuck off" do you fail to understand
>>81050983Install Linux Mint with the XFCE desktop. Windows 10 users won't have problems with such an easy and stable distro.
>>81054524>not using TempleOS, which has no updates
>>81059729>using windows>not expecting this dilemmaIt's as if you've been ignoring decades of warnings
>>81059792Damn, that's a really good rice.
>>81056193Why do you think you need to lie to shill your OS?
>>81059828Since when did I start throwing around insults ? I only suggested a good Linux distro and my second comment was a meme not intended to be taken seriously.