What technological breakthrough would finally convince you that we're living in the future?
>>81037991A device that makes me not want to die
>>81037991When Common Lisp is the mainstream language.Maybe when 80% of software is written in it, would I consider it.
A proper cure for balding.I'm tired of #1 and #2 buzz cuts. I want to express myself with some faggy goth cuts.
Those Boston dynamic robots do it. When self driving cars are standard. Anyone pre Internet would be amazed. But people get used to everything.
>>81037991twitter consisting of more than anti-vaxxer/BWM/AOC propaganda and the Kardashians not tweeting about every single bowel movement
>>81037991Since by definition, we are always in the present, the only things that could make us live in the future are (1) time travel, or (2) proving that the world follows dialethic logic and contradictions can be true.
>>81038046>Common LispAh yes the future of 1984.
>>81037991Real anime girls.
>>81038184if you travel to the future you'll still be in the present
>>81037991nuclear fusion>just 30 more years anon>trust the plan
Mass civilian local air traffic.Energy supplied 100% by renewables + nuclear.A.I Singularity.Moon base.Specific memory eraser machine.
real wireless power transfer.not that rubber mat bullshit, real wireless transfer with a bit of distance, like even just a few feet
>>81038262>specific memory eraser machineanon that exists alreadydont you remember?
>>81038209 Already have themhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=spi6yOS6zy4
>>81037991nothing technological. but rampant lawlessness and murders at every other street corner by gangs with red Mohawks.
>>81038445w-why do I have a tingling sensation in the base of my skull and my ass hurt? Dr. Memorino told me it was because of bad sleeping posture.
>>81037991None. There are plenty of tech marvels already but people take them for granted and don't appreciate them.I am convinced nothing can make people think this is the future for more then five minutes.
>>81037991When the concept of "Your technology" "Your phone" "your computer" will go away, and touching a device that detects your microchip will instantly fire up your "Desktop" workspace thing in the cloud.
>>81037991Commercialized space travel, thanks to availability of new physics propulsion tech and demand of asteroid mining.
The smartphone was the last invention that gave me a "wow effect". VR is close but there is still work to do.
>>81038203I for one welcome our Lisp Robot overlord!
>>81037991Teleportation and, of course, sex bots.
>>81037991Biological immortality, whether it's via repeated expensive treatment or a permanent genetic modification.
>>81038710>>81038488Imagine simping for ugly girls using mo cap software.We're hitting rock bottom as a civilization, dirty peasants fucking the village whore in manure stack had more dignity than you.
Fully working communism.
>>81037991A fully functional printer
>>81038964The "bootloader" marx wrote for communism is retarded and will never work.Socialism instantly turns into kingdom, it don't evolve into communism.But if you try to directly make a commune yourself and make one that "interacts with capitalism" just like it would with a coal mine or something, it might just work.Of course you need to be careful to not let your commune just turn into a corporation, the line is pretty thin.
>>81037991Quantized inertia based electric propulsion for aircraft and spacecraft.
>>81037991Dunno what to call it but the ability to transfer and store human brains within small computers, allowing people to change bodies, multiply, revert memories (snapshots), travel to the future instantly, cut out or intensify sensations at will, interface with other devices (e.g. web search, remote control, conwuming content), or live entirely in VR with a simulated body. Just like the book Schild's Ladder or Manna.Also lab-grown custom loli catgirl sex-slaves.
>>81037991>living in the futureWhat a non statement
>>81037991>What technological breakthrough would finally convince you that we're living in the future?Personal Force fields that can surround a person and hide them behind any imagery they choose and stops the person shielded from being attacked or even interracted with in any way. Imagine a person shielded by some kind of forcefield that could stop bullets, could stop any noise reaching the person inside, could protect them in road accidents etc. Maybe the field could even display adverts of online info
>>81039267It would be used exclusively by the gov to oppress people and then by terrorists.
>>81037991We always living in the present
Smartphones with FOSS operating system that is widespread.
>>81037991Something to cure my constant tinnitus jesus christ it's driving me insane EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>81038262>Specific memory eraser machineThis seems like more trouble then it's worth, if you can erase, you can also rewrite, it'll lead to unreportable rapes and mind-wiped sex slaves.
>>81037991widespread personal air travelwidespread commercial spaceflightholograms as presented in scifi (not necessarily trek-tier)'cure' for cancerice caps meltinghuman looking robots that can actually pass as humansbasically the things pop culture has trained me to associate with the future
those holograms like in the new bladrunner movie.
A way to safely surgically remove hundreds of pounds of fat curing the obesity epidemic.
>>81039032More like valve.It's a commune that produces goods, then the money and belongings are shared among it.It probably need to stay quite small, or you will get the "unknown people" problem.
>>81037991A cure for cancer
>>81037991artificial uterus and/or genetically engineered superhumans
>>81037991Free as in freedom, the real shit not autist's imagination
>>81038020They better cook too.
>>81037991>What technological breakthrough would finally convince you that we're living in the future?Flying cares but not the half plane half car cringe types, the scifi experience with the sky infrastructure.
>>81039625That would be bad why?
>>81040907They'll be fully capable of all manner of housework.
>>81038020I'd settle for maid bots desu
>>81037991fully automated space communism with catgirl gfs
>>81037991>A real AI waifu, one that is nearly indistinguishable from a real woman>Actual AR glasses that cover your whole field of view, none of that shit now where you see a tiny square where content is displayed>Mars base with people living there
>>81037991space travel becoming common
>>81042784That's set to become a reality in June.
>>81037991Genetic perfection. Curing all disease.
>>81037991the ability to upload my entire consciousness into a digital copy so I can download into a new body. I just want to a be a smooth skinned, cute and petite femboy. I'm forever stuck in my current 6'5", huge square jaw, broad shouldered, deep voiced, man body.
>>81045015Try to stay alive until the biological avatar revolution takes place.
>>81037991>we have vaccinations for most viruses that have killed or crippled babies from 2000 years ago>antibiotics technology is highly advanced that there is almost zero reason to die of an infection if you have correct and timely treatment>people with disabilities are able to have a normal life, most cases of deafness have been solved in infancy, computers are helping mute and blind people to communicate with the world without problems>in most developed countries, proper nutrition is solved for people in their infancy. Most modern generations are taller, physically stronger and less ridden with diseases that could have killed them otherwise>access to food is extremely simplified in most countries, people can buy literal shit if they want and it's as close as going to the corner of your house>internet give unlimited access to most knowledge of the world to people without the possibilities to access a library or high education>modern house appliances make living alone easierwe ARE in the future, fag.
>>81046087>we are forced to live among apes that will chimp out and murder us at the drop of a hat>we in da footoo haha
>>81045015It will be just a copy of you, not you.Of course, you can at least fuck it.
>>81037991deleting pol from 4chan
>>81046149nobody said future will be all utopian
>>81040986What if you were the sex slave for some old creepy toothless creepy old man
>>81042777Why not a hybrid maid/sex bot?
>>81038262We're going to the past, these idiots keep closing nuclear plants
>>81038987We're getting full sized robot dragon sexbots before that.And flying cars, and possibly immortality.
>>81037991We are living on pic related's future.
>>81046201oh no no, I'd do a complete transfer. No copy. Dispose of my original body.
>>81046830Only trust on shit that makes you bug out and "see by two different positions" until one of em is disposed of.
This is the future. We've lived for hundreds of thousands of years. Take the entire human race history as one day - in the last couple of seconds the industrial revolution happened. We've literally just made computers.This could be the end, but with our extremely short lifespans, we wouldn't know it.
>>81039063>Flying carsI know none of you own your own car, but have you seen the assholes on the road? And you want to put them in the fucking air?No insurance company in the WORLD would insure flying cars for consumer use. Personally, I want a jetpack and a [spoiler]sexbot[/spoiler].
>>81037991proof of concept self assembling robots have been made, thats pretty frickin sweet dude.
genetic engineering to make all babies born whitewatch as every societal issue fixes itself
>>81042777this, I'd take automated cooking, cleaning, have mild amusing conversations before plastic vaginas with the ability to stare at me with their soulless eyes while I bust a nut into their self cleaning voids of doom>>81037991gotta be flying cars for me, kinda laughable we're still stuck on the ground with all the drone tech we have and no end in sight, mental barrier is too high I guess
>>81037991We do live in the future, but we're living in a corporate nightmare.
>>81037991VR, but the kind that makes you feel as if its actually real
>>81047387>leftists unironically believe that fascists rule the first world while we are told to suck the nigger cock in TV 24/7>somehow leftists are sane
ECC RAM on laptops
>>81037991fusiongeneral AIEquivilant of STCs (is actually being worked on, not just gay fantasy meme)Off earth colonySolid state airplanesRoom temperature superconductor at 1 atmospherePower beamingSex botsGrowing limbsOptical circuits (for everything)Interfacing with the brain in a write fashion (or highjacking inputs)Proper holograms
>>81046395If I'm happy doing it, what's the problem?
a way to upload skills to my brain and make use of them without actually spending years of learning them
The moment Monero replaces money.
>>81038209anime girl sexbots would buy a mike one
>>81038667theres still a lot to do
>>81038541>Dr. Memorinothat sounds like a fucking oneyplays bit.
proper e ink monitors
>>81045015just join the wired already god is waiting there for you
>>81046087this anon here. despite hardships and rough patches we live in the best time in human history, period.
>>81047203thats why i'll arm mine with a 20mm cannon
>>81044305whats good my fellow schizo
>>81042777maid bots following the 3 laws are automatically sex bots.
>>81037991Computer human nervous system interface, direct applications in chronic pain management, remote controlling robots, it would touch almost every aspect of human enterprise, also recording your own orgasm and editing it to last 10 minutes ftw.
>>81048704This ALSO means out potential to make it even better for everyone is also the highers it have ever been.
>>81037991Orbital elevator and cheap space travel.
>>81049260why would cheap space travel be a nice thing to have? you can only see the void and the blue earth that you can aleardy see in virtual reality headsets, except you levitate
>>81049278imagine not having any form of imagination
>>81037991Filepicker with thumbnails in ubuntu
>>81037991The ability to play games that give me real life level ups.
>>81037991Cordless vacuumsI fucking love them
>>81037991When we learn to deal with the nature of man as is instead of treating him like a guinea pig to get to some misguided utopia. No advanced futuristic society should make you yearn for the past not because it was great but because there werw less attempts to destroy your soul
>>81046830you can't retard. Its not possible to transfer information without making some kind of copy as far as we know.
>>81039451>Suicide booths.This. On the streets like how phone boxes used to be. Just walk in and get insta-vaporized. Or even clinics like the Onions Green film. No need for a clinical reason. Just because I want it.
>>81049755*onions huh? Never noticed the s word is filtered here.
>>81049278>Larger abundance of materials>Can build large industrial complexes>Better waste management, easier to get rid off or process away from a habitable region>natural fusion reactor with more power than we can ever conceive>not a nice thing to haveVR only provides escapism in the short term, bread and circuses for the starving ever growing masses and offers some utility.The vastness of space offers prosperity in the long term even if limited to our own solar system. A blank slate, a new wild west with endless possibilities.
>>81050815A slow death from radiation slaving in the asteroid mine, yeah miss me with that gay shit.
>>81051169As opposed to a slow death on a planet drained of resources vital to setting the foundation for space fairing civilizations in favor of stagnating to maintain some pipe dream economy founded on usury at its core.
>>81047680being able to find satisfaction in something so unfulfilling is the problem, its unnatural.
Ubuntu 20.04 LTS, oh wait it's alread here
>>81037991nothing, we're wasting ressoruces faster than earth can renew them, no amount of fuckbot or SAO-like trash can remove this thought from my brainwe're wasting so much ressources because softwares are awfully slow and noone is batting an eye, fagman are harcoding lifespan into every device and nothing is done about it while we get fined if we drop a paper in the street and mister officer saw us on a camera, truly depressingimagine being at stage 3 of a cancer you already have only 4% chance to survive from but you're waiting to be in phase 4 to start worrying about it, this is awfully retarded and everyone would agree on that but somehow it's different when billionaires made 3.9 trillions during the pandemic while 200 millions people dropped from middle class to poverty and overall middle and lower class lost more than 3.7 trillions dollar, there have never been such massive transfert of wealth, ever.the tech I unironically want to exist is an engineered virus to actually kill more than half the world population, as poor people we hold the keys to our future, billionaires and politicians need us, we don't need them but people refused to act on it and I'm starting to believe we deserve to be poor as it's some sort of autoimmune disease we inflicted upon ourselves, we used to behead cancerous individuals, not anymore and I doubt tech will ever be able to solve this shit.
>>81051666yeah but consumerism in the end is just a spook
>>81037991A techworld, where you can custom build most things, without going into license hell or buying parts that can't be modified alone.Simple enough, you don't need to rely on big business giants to crush markets like these days.>Easier way to implement and get yourself into artificial intelligence, or general coding stuff.
>>81038541>Dr. MemorinoThanks for making me giggle like a retard on the train
>>81037991Waifubots / waifu AIs.
>>81051666I hope you find some punctuation soon
>>81055324>I hope you find some punctuation soonBest joke in a non-joke thread
>Q: When future?A: When I’m using my Neuralink from my dwelling on Mars.
>>81038488Why does she sound like a chipmunk
>>81052012What is this, Star Trek? Don't be ridiculous anon.
>>81049609>know>implying "you" is anything more than a pattern of behaviourThere is no scientific reason to believe people have any kind of special unique essence; that is tantamount to believing in mystical souls. All the nonsense about "preserving continuity" to preserve identity or that you have some kind of essence that corresponds with a particular volume of matter is complete superstition.
>>81047343>I'd take automated cooking, cleaning, 1) hire a human maid, they're pretty low maintenance>have mild amusing conversations2) hop on tinder, most chicks are desperate for a dude who can hold a half decent conversation
>>81042777Just make maidboys legal, why is there no market for maidboys?!
>>81042850This is antisemitic
>>81056271>why is there no market for maidboys?!because maidboys are a nice fantasy but a nightmarish reality.
>>81056271i think they call them butlers