Oh no /g/, FBI is here! You have to destroy your hard drives, SSDs and flash drives FAST!What do you do?
nothing I do is worth incriminating me over
>>80327394I shit myself, don't do it and get chaught with 10terabytes of cp
I never download anything.
>>80327394Sometimes you just contemplate how things got to the point where law enforcement has the legal capacity to bust down anyone's door if they really feel like it. Do you think if you told the founding fathers about this, they'd be okay with it? Keep in mind most wanted either a white ethnostate or libertarian utopia.
>>80327480powerfull ....
all those cumsocks and piss bottles on the ground with sticky floor, i have alot of time. Can watch those disks corrode by the salty air until they finally wobble to my desk and yell "Murrrica"
>>80327394They're not going to knock, If I have any time, I'll just drop they keys.After that it'll take atleast $5 to recove r the password with a wrench and
>>80327394Nothing, they're all encrypted.
>deletes browser cookies
>>80327394put them in my ass
>>80327631They have a special encryption busting technique for this; they'll wait for you to open it, and snatch,the device from your hands
>>80327659In my house?
>>80327671Yeah. FBI might even wait in your closet
>>80327394Format and /dev/random your SSD a few times. The feds are still pissed that they can't really see overwritten data on SSDs the way they could the ole platter drives.
all they'll find is 3 terabytes of webrip blacked porn and my 600 hundred or so edited screencaps for /gif/. so nothing worth indiscriminating over.
>>80327480>if they really feel like itcope, due process is a thing, no matter what you say
>>80327711>blacked pornlol kys
>>80327711lol based
>>80327394All I need to do is cut power to my devices since they're all encrypted.
What's the best encryption algo? AES256 is backdoored.
>>80327692Are you literally retarded? Data recovery on SSDs is way easier than magnetic disk drives since you can't overwrite all the cells in a SSD due to wear leveling. Even a single pass wipe on a magnetic drive makes recovery impossible without multi-million dollar specialty equipment, and even with such equipment 3 passes is enough to make recovery of anything besides trivial fragments of original data impossible.
>>80327761You forgot your source
>>80327768Hasany data ever been recovered after a single pass on HDD?
>>80327401>tfw you realise they're not getting data, but inserting it>get convicted for terrorism
>>80327781>made by Murica>in a Murica-funded competition>Murica advices everyone to use it>surely it isn't backdoored and even Murica can't see my dataThere are reasons EU, Japan, Korean and literally every other first world countries use their own algo.
>>80327719>the law says I can do this thing so it's morally and ethically justifiableWhoa...
>>80327394Even if I remove all my data, they'll find a way to make me tell them what it was
>>80327692If I format it they don't know the file system that was used -> they won't know how data was allocated -> why bother?
>>80327394i dont have anything illegal on my drives, so why bother, i will just sue them for property damage and to buy me a new laptop the police is liable for the mistakes they make too, not just civilians
>>80327689In your meat closet
There is no FBI equivalent in my country. Wannabe FBI boys in charge here, tried to snatch journalists notebook data in 2014, only to find it's Mac and that they don't have a proper screwdriver to open it up to copy files. Says everything.
I burn them
>>80327394I'd have no reason to destroy them as i have nothing illegal + everything's encrypted anyways. However, If the Illuminati came busting down my door I'd put my Bucket o' Drives in the Microwave.
surrender peacefully. i've got nothing to hide.
>>80327829I once built a reverse usb-killer, because a "friend" used one of those sticks on my laptop.luckily only the port was broken, so I soldered in my creation.next time that retard did it again and the stick blew up in his hand.had to go to the hospital.maybe I should put that in all my devices with usb a
>>80327802rumors abound that the three letter agencies could recover anywhere from "some" to "most" data after a single pass, but how much of that is bluster and how much is truth is anyone's guess. consumer-level data recovery, even using specialist tools, can't really get much besides corrupted garbage after one pass. you can test this yourself pretty easily. take an old hdd, write some files of various types onto it, wipe it with all zeroes, see what you recover. repeat the process wiping it with random data, then try again with 3 passses. last time I tried this experiment about 7 years ago I recovered 2 out of a dozen jpegs, about half of the text files (although most had missing characters and various levels of corruption) and corrupted fragments of 2 out of a dozen video files after overwriting with all zeroes. overwriting with random data yielded similar results. 3 passes left nothing recoverable.
>>80328367Best magnet for this? Neodymium?
>OP projecting againI'm not a pedophile like you OP.
>>80327394Everythings encrypted. Good luck glowies.>>80327542Based. Throw the piss bottles at em.
>>80328367These days there's been nothing to suggest that data is recoverable after one wipe, due to the extreme density of modern hard drives.
>>80328361If true extremely Based.
>>80327855>if they really feel like it>the lawAre you stupid or something?
>>80327829>admit treason >demand death penalty>become a martyr >name lives forever after the revolution comes
>FBI busts open my door>one of the officers runs towards my room>the floor breaks>he falls into my secret cum basement
>>80327761>AES256 is backdooredhow the fuck?
>>80327394>turn it upside downI'll be fine unless they can recover from extensive water damage
>>80327394And this is why you load your private property with boobytraps.
>>80327848So literally nothing. The algorithm is no secret. If you can prove a weakness, you'll be richAlso dead
>>80328165Indonesia?
>>80328361I don't get the appeal of usb killer. You can also buy a hammer, and destroy someone's property.
>>80327480>white ethnostateIn which case you wouldn't be welcome, 56% mutt
>>80327734Depending on prep work the data in ram may still be recoverable
>>80329175there is none. Its literary a device for pies of shit to fuck up stuff of other people
>>80328361Based, post schematics here.
>>80327394Smash all that shit with a hammer, lol
>>80327394nothing, my apartment is trapped, so we both go in flames
>>80327394Self-destruct button
Just live in an impenetrable fortress with double titanium doors and bulletproof windows that are small enough that a person can't fit through them. Before the feds get to you you will have plenty of time to flush all that illegal weed down the toilet.
>>80329118>the cute femderal agent found the cum basement
>>80329465>picks your locks
>>80329596There are locks on the market that are extremely difficult to pick. Or you could use a dual lock system with one being a regular lock and the other being a code lock or a fingerprint scanner.
>>80327394for ssds, and flash drives, try smashing them with a hammer.for hdds maybe try overwriting them with zerosI think the fastest way is to smash them with a hammer or burn them but I doubt it will be fast enough
>>80327659pic related
>>80329244just build an etherkiller.
brake in half the ssd and kick the hdd till it bends and its unusable
why would i need to destroy them? would they really care that much about my pirated anime and minecraft?
>>80328367I know the recommendation is to physically shred SSDs because logically wiping them is insufficient.
>>80330189>pirated anime and minecraft?That's 10 years in prison you criminal scum.
Destroying your drives is the wrong thing to do.If you get raided they plant illegal 1s and 0s so that they can convict you.If you destroy your drives they can charge you for destruction of evidence, AND the files they planted on a flash drive that you totally had before the raid.
>>80327394>oh no the glowies are gonna get my FOSS and reddit camwhore picturesKek I don't give a fuck as long as they return the drives after they make their gay disk clones
>>80327394I unplug my computer. Good luck cracking 256bit plain aes-xts.
>>80327394What my rom collection? I own all the games I play, they're in a storage unit. The rest I keep for posterity and historic preservation. I have over 5000 nes, snes, n64, gamecube, ps1, ps2, game boy, color,advance, ds, 3ds games. When I get my house they'll be on display.
Just store your data in some obscure or hard to get to format>buy a thousand VHS tapes>find a diy schematic for one of those old VHS tape backup for PC cards>copy all your fun stuff to old video tapes as digital data but leave some of the film still intactGreat thing about VHS is that there's a limit to how fast you can watch it before the tape tears so they'll have to sit through thousands of hours of tape assuming they even figure out how you've encoded your shit in there in the first place
>>80329703$5 wrench? >As if it wouldn't feel absolutely carthattic to bash in the face of a pedo scum with my fist, baton, towel and water, etc..
>>80332194
>>80332235You can be jailed indefinitely until you talk.
>>80332283Then why would the cops need to find evidence in the first place? They can just say they're still looking and I'll talk any day now to keep me locked up
>>80332283Just keep a small amount of bait CP and direct them to that to keep your sentence low
>>80332273Problem there is that when I turn off my computer, you have no way to prove that my disks aren't just filled with random noise.
>>80332312>Implying they don't
>>80327394I don't live in a police state
>>80332312You think they don't already do this?"Your honor we have reason to believe he has child porn but it's encrypted. Can we get a warrant to jail until they talk?""Here ya go, good job taking care of the garbage"They then go to lunch because they're related or good friends.
>>80327394Start playing my pirated "last stand" music full blast, do a line or two of illegal darkweb cocaine, give my trafficked loli sex slave my will and one last kiss goodbye, grab the 3D printed machine gun, homemade armor-piercing bullets and tannerite suicide vest, then go down fighting
>>80332334Or how about don't be a pedo. I hope you die slow and painful.
>>80332356Unless you live in some lawless shithole in Africa, yes you do
>>80332378I'm saying that it won't get you sent to gitmo indefinitely like wrongthink or illegal info
Why would the FBI raid your house anyway.
>>80332392Nah I don't you worthless 3rd worlder drone
>>80327394put them up my boipucci
>>80332334being on the sex offender list aint comfy anon.>>80327394Is there much you can do? How much of a headstart would you need to logically wipe all your drives? What do you do then, rig explosives on your hdd caddies to detonate? I think just encrypting is the most I can do and hope I chose the right encryption algo with a long enough passcode to weather through it.
>>80332402I'd rather the latter because I'd still have my self respect.
>>80327394drop them in ny lava barrel
>>80329703and thus the use of rubberhose encryption
>>80327394Nothing. That would be spoliation of evidence.
>>80332356>t. Somalian
>>80329465>i want to live in a holocaust(tm) museum theme park
>>80332409No, Eurotrash, just because America isn't free doesn't mean your irrelevant shithole that will arrest you for "racism" or "blasphemy" is. You're on the other side of the sinking boat saying "at least I'm not the one scooping the water out with a bucket."
>>80332501>eurotrashlol nah dumb amerimutt
>>80327394stand there confused because those sheriff's deputies falsely identified themselves as FBI agents
>>80327719Patriot act says otherwise
>>80327829why the fuck would they insert data, they don't need to do that, they get you while you're asleep, no reason given and noone will ever hear about you ever againchina, russia, usa and many other countries are already doing that all the timethe only way to have a chance to survive is to make it nearly impossible to get to you without leaving evidence of mishaps then release it to the publicsome retards on social networks will take your defence and you just have to stay hidden
>>80332604This. It's the fucking trump card to due process.
>>80328361Cool story bro
>>80327394I can do nothing to protect my data and it only consists of plain text files praising the government.
>>80329244>>80328361Pretty sure it's just a usb device that has a large capacitor. It charges the capacitor then sends it to the data lines.Anyway what's the point of this? To claim that there is no way the data could be planted on your computer during that time since the machine was destroyed? They would just plant it on the bare drives and touch the date.
>>80332649What's more fucked is that most people either don't care, or don't understand. The Snowden leaks showed that the NSA pretty much can spy on all of us without any permission and procecute is for shit they find. A direct violation of the 4th amendment.Hell with the CIA operations in other countries, what's to keep the government from just planting shit in our computers and then procecuting us if we commit wrong think.
>>80332815"Nah man, I don't have anything to hide, I'm not a terrorist, that's who they really care about"
>>80332261>implying all cryptofags are pedophiles?based
I ment more along the lines of>Be fbi>Find revolutionary>He danger>But doesn't do anything illegal>Plant CP on computer>Arrested for CP>Says he's innocent>No one believes him>America safe
>>80327394thermite
>>80332954They'll eventually slip up and get caught just like when they plant drugs on niggers
>>80333750Yeah, but nobody cares when they get caught. Worst case, they get suspension without pay.
>>80332367Gigabased
>>80327394>his whole house is not rigged with explosivesngmi
>>80329104>>demand death penalty>they claim you're not sane enough and fit to stand trial>they pump you full of mind control meds>you become a hollow shell of your former self, unable to even comprehend what's going on around you>""you"" publicly say you were wrong and tell people to stop and give up and turn themselves inwow, such legacy
>>80327394>"Hey FBI! Thanks for stopping by on my annual "Purge Your Data" day. Feel free to grab a party hat, a beer, and whatever drive you can find and throw it onto the fireplace. We're cooking a whole beef flank with this stuff."
looooots of lewd ffxiv screenshotsi have almost no actual porn i only fap to miqote titties
it doesn't really matter does it they can insert whatever they want then have a specialist say to the judge "yeah this guy is a hacker/pedo" and then your done you'd need to be rich and have a really good position/social standing to resist that just dont do anything to become a target
>>80327480It's the result of 100+ years of (((neo liberalism))). It's only going to continue to get worse from here.
>>80334525>you become a hollow shell of your former self, unable to even comprehend what's going on around youWay ahead on this
>>80327394nothing. just hope there into queef porn
The FBI will never catch me
>>80327415Your OS still downloads everything to recoverable temp files
>>80327394*stick ssd,usb,hdd into my ass*
>>80327394I quickly cum on my drives and then power them up.
Hope they are ready to die for violating another person freedom
>>803273941.) I don’t do anything illegal 2.) not a pedophile 3.) my shit is encrypted: you’re not cracking it unless you got a Quantum computer and and can do it in 3 attempts
Be able to quickly remove your hard drives and have a drill near by.
>>80329093>the law can't be corrupted or abused by those with the power to warp it to their desiresAre you stupid or something?
>don't do anything illegalyou nerds know that if they think you have something they want/are a danger/an asset to someone dangerous, they can and will just hold you for your stupid anime rips and illegally downloaded music right?
>>80335933In which case you're fucked no matter what.The only actual limit is that ruining undesirable people is expensive, so they only do it once in a while.
I put my hard drives in a coffee tin. Dogs won’t be able to sniff out my data
put them in the microwavelet it run until it explodes
>>80332334once you are tagged as a sex offender, you will have several restrictionsFirst off all, you are forced to tell authorities about your whereabouts and then they inform your neighbors you are a degenerate thanks to Megan's Law. You have to do this everytime you move somewhere for the rest of your life.Next you cant live/walk near schools, parks, fairs, etc.You have internet restrictions and big brother will be monitoring your internet activities + you have to sign a piece of paper every month.
>>80335396>Doesn't know about rubber-hose decryption.
Nothing they are all encrypted.
>>80336073>you are forced to tell authorities about your whereabouts and then they inform your neighbors you are a degenerate thanks to Megan's LawThats a pretty retarded lawAm I not allowed to start again? isnt reinsertion into society the goal here? what about my privacy? what would happen if some angry moralfag harass me or kill me?
>>80336058Does this actually work or is just a myth?
>>80336125the platters would probably survive, but i wouldnt keep that sensitive data on a hard drive in a pc connected to internet anyway. microwave should work wonders on DVDs and flash drives
>>80336117not as long as our justice system isn't rehabilitation oriented, no
>>80336117>Am I not allowed to start again?Yes, but not really.The US system is subtly telling you go live in some remote area or be harassed.>isnt reinsertion into society the goal hereThe us system wants you to commit a crime so they have a valid reason to put you down or become a pariah >what about my privacy? you are an animal, a menace to children a women who must be watched.>what would happen if some angry moralfag harass me or kill me?Karmic justice I guess
>>80336025therefore the best protection is prevention
>>80336125I don't know, maybe you should try it!
>>80327394Hop in my time machine and give thier mother a plan b
>>80336204>become a caveman or get fucked by society and moralfagsthe fuck is wrong with your judicial system, amerifats?
>>80327394>close my laptop lid and it acpi suspends to my encrypted hard drive.>pull the plug on my server rack does the same.>pretty much power down all my devices.>now they need to prove probable cause in court to force me to provide the unlock password so long as I don't incriminate myself by talking.Anything more exotic is retarded.
>>80336364It's what happens when you let cancer metastasize. Who cares about doing the right thing, when you can make money by fucking people over?
>>80329453Termite,GPS, identif, iot, works well...
>>80329465We usually check the pipes and drainage, rerouting if needed.
>>80332347AES got backdoored time to update that anon.
>>80327802I'm retarded. Is the data recoverable in any regard due to differing polarity of each of the bits? like a single pass only brings a bit set to 1 to like .5 magnetically?
>>80332407Sometimes ppl just swat u for the lols
>>80332869Can still happen , someone can just swat u and they turn up armed to the teeth.
>>80334772That's 5 years in prison you know depending on where you live
>>80327401>nothing I do is worth incriminating me overIf they want to there's always something. Even a plex server w/ a drive of pirated movies is enough to put someone away for a couple years in the US.
>>80336047We usually like to make LOTS of coffee while we are raiding so will likely discover bit then...
>>80327394Have a script ready that loads the OS into ram and uses dd to write 0s a few thousand passes, because the OS is all loaded into memory I would stand back and be like, "It's all yours guy's!" Then later on down the police station be like "What the fuck! What data isn't there what have you fucks done to my computer!!!"And yeah (ram forensics) but you only have to put enough of your Linux file system in there for dd to finish, even if they stick an APC on that shit like a heart transplant donor to keep the power on, that /home directory is long gone!!!
>>80335233We have rubber gloves...
>>80327902It's very likely that partition "magic strings" are still found on your drive. If they can't guess what the correct one was, they'll just attempt recovery assuming various possible allocation formats. Use a tool like "wipefs" and you can print out some of these "magic strings," and delete them if you want to clear things up.
>>80327394I'm a very good citizen, so all of my personal data is stored in the iCloud. I left the box checked which causes my Desktop and Documents folder to automatically sync to Apple's servers. If the FBI wants to examine my data in order to keep me safe, they're free to do so.
>>80334525If they could do this i'm sure they would have made julian assange a manchurian candidate by now.
>>80336955FBI here....Thanks Anon, your cooperation is patriotic....If you could open your window and let our micro drone fly out we would much appreciate it?Oh PS: Could you ask your neighbor where his cat has gone we lost audio 2 days back ...Many thanks,
>>80336621That sounds like a shitty task.
>>80337020I would be proud to do so, window is open sir. I have also introduced more smart cameras and thermostats in my home, which I trust will provide government with the necessary tools to learn how to manage my carbon footprint for the better. When I get back from my unconscious bias training I plan to install a new smart door lock.We're all in it together.
>>80334772Miqote is fucking thiccNever played ffxiv though :)
>>80327394No I dont
>>80327658>assIts a 3.5" HDD and in your confusion you forgot to take off the bracket. You join Mr Hands in torn anus heaven
>>80337113Very good Comrade.
>>80327402post some lol
>>80327394I toss them out the window into the nearest patch of bushes, or jump out of the balcony onto the tree and slide down, then hide the drives in a patch of bushes or in dirt.
>>80335355>t. David Koresh
>>80327719lmao >I don't read the news
>>80327918>the police is liable for the mistakes they make toolmfao how are you this naive?
>>80327394Reboot my computer because I use grub2 encrypted boot on a USB, and my encrypted fs data is in the free space under a 1TB decoy windows 10 install. No headers, undetectable. Your move FBI. Just windows 10. I have nothing to hide.
>>80338072thx for the info
>>80327401this but also encrypted drive
>>80327394fuck you bitch, i'm iron man
>>80327394I use a ipad, not a hard drive like some boomer
>>80339288I dont even know where to begin with you. Why are you even browsing /g/ to begin with? Whats your endgoal? The fuck are you trying to accomplish by being here? Are you even 18? What the actual fuck? Just fuck off you stupid icuck you're a waste of oxygen
>>80329596>not using pic relatedngmi
>>80327394I’m into some weird porn, looking at you monstergirls, but nothing illegal so I don’t have to worry about shit. Except shame and disgust.
>>80339363U mad grandpa?
>>80327394Give up. It's over.
>>80327394show them my pee porn collection
>>80332614It's for some cases when they need public approval, like when they inject drugs into people they arrest and are like "see, he was drugged !".
>>80327394Discharge an ultracap (> 1F) on the SATA lines of the disks, and/or put them in the microwave and nuke them. Sawing flash chips in half can be worth a try. Use a huge electromagnet against all magnetic media to degauss it.
hol up, lemme just turn on my shredder real quick
>>80336646sauce
>>80327394>FBI in SwitzerlandAlso my mac is encrypted and my passphrase is impossible to find
Blow up my house(while I am not actually there)
>>80327394Nothing. I have nothing to hide.
>>80344964Like that means anything lmao
>>80327480This says a lot about our society
>>80327394Nah, too lazy.
>>80335208>not having /tmp on tmpfsboiii
>Do what you must. I have already won.
>>80344650>shreds the FBI
>>80329104>admit treason>demand death penalty>there is no such thing>commit suicide in prison>no-one gives a shit>your death changes nothing>remain forever unrememberedthey wouldn't get you for terrorism by the way, it's not 2002 anymore. they'd just find CP on your computer. people would celebrate your death. briefly.
>>80332614To discredit your opinions in the eye of the public, to send a message.
>>80345414Can't they just use SMS or something?
>>80346326no, they're out of minutes on their tracfone.
>>80332261>it's another "he fantasizes about brutally murdering pedos in his spare time but would never commit to doing it given the opportunity in real life" episodeEmbarrassing.
>>80346585>288x314Unoptimized.Stinky pedo
>>80327394cryptsetup luksSuspend
cryptsetup luksSuspend
I equip my DSOD Stoic Tank set
>>80348260>Stoic>Not metagaming properly with fire anarchistLook at this gayboy over here
>>80329485uwu
>>80344754P-box S-box
>>80336646Using my custom symetrical algo based on 9dimensinal reversible discrete cellular automata, computations are done on self designed FPGA
>>80327725>>80327728the duality of /g/
>>80327761
laugh and ask for the warrant because i know they don't have one
>>80352263Doesn't matter to the FBI
>>80327480>if they really feel like itThere's usually a warrant for these things and they have to be approved by judges. Get out of the /g/ schizo bubble
>>80352263You're implying they're taking you to court and not some black site they have for terrorists
>>80336621>we
>>80327768ATA secure erase on a drive that's been tested to shred keyspace + TRIM all cells equals seething alphabet bois
>>80329465>>80329596pretty well known rule of home security is to aim to be the hardest to rob/incriminate in the whole neighborhoodidk if a fortress would make you easier to kill socially under bogus semi-believable claims. Cops could get a warrant if they convince a judge you are or may be literally satan on earth
>>80354481Yeah, and elections are usually not rigged. You really think feds give a shit about the law? The law is for you and me, not them.
60 seconds? I wiped my hard drive thirty-five minutes ago.
>>80328361>the stick blew upThis doesn't happen.
>>80327394immediately start acting retarded and deaf muteall drives are encrypted
>>80336829Dangerously based
>>80329244>>80328361>>80329175>>80329453>>80327394
>>80332367
>>80327394>What do you do?its simple i have my whole disk array engulfed with c4 sticksthe moment they are all near enough bang i press the button and we all turn into data
>>80329020>Based. Throw the piss bottles at em.we call them jarate
speaking of hard drive, I ruined mine few weeks ago (very small shock on the floor) and while my computer can see it, I can't clike on the icon and nvigate the files. any idea what I can do?the hdd is filled with music and movies, do you think I can go to jail if I send it to repair and the guy see that?
>>80332235Your digital VHS drive might be a bit of what they call a "hint"
Turn on the magnetron inside my PC pointed at the storage, should run for a good 5-10 minutes of a UPS.
>>80336073>and then they inform your neighbors you are a degenerateSounds an awful lot like that's interfering with your right to pursuit of happiness.
>>80332450>still have my self respect.If you had any selfrespect, you wouldn't spend your time larping as a violent sociopath on 4chan for the sake of (You)s.
>>80327394dd if=/dev/urandom of=/etc/keys/secret.bin bs=16 count=16 && tpm_storesecret_auto.sh && echo o > /proc/sysrq-trigger
>>80327394>What do you do?Log off da cloud.
>>80327401>give me six lines written by the most honest man and i will find something in it to hang himyou don't get to decide what is incriminating and what isn't
>>80342722My brother from another mother. John Thompson is a saint.
>>80327394I have a portable cutting torch rigged to cut a hole through most of my RAID array if I need to, including both parity drives and 2 other drives. It's encrypted as well, with keys on both parity drives.
>>80359269Clone the harddrive to a nondamaged one and run Testdisk on that. Cloning is optional, but preferable.
>>80327394detonate the 3 sticks of dynamite i have attached to my computer for just this situation.
>>80329465From experience, you can try to throw drugs in the toilets, anything else is MUCH more complicated, works for SIM card, but NOT for phones.
>>80327394I eat them. This is the true power of nvme and sd cards.
>>80327394Claim that I identify myself as a woman queer LGBTQlrbthgshfgfffgvvdddssdcxxxgbbvnbcxsssswqqqqqwweesddddddfffgcff
