/g/ humor thread?/g/ humor thread.
rust will replace C++
>>78825918RUSTWILL NOTREPLACE US
>>78825912I don't get it
>>78825963It's a cybersecurity class.If you manage to get into the database and change your grade, you deserve that grade.
>>78825974It's an english class. You manged to be born and live in england. You deserve you're grade.
>>78826022I am grade?
>>78825974Many thanksI have understood now
>>78826058But if he is grade who was dog?
>>78825912>>78825963It's a cybersecurity class but there's a woman to teach and she doesn't really know anything about it so after few panic attacks she rage quit and delete the whole course. Nobody pass.
>>78826163Ok this make more sense
The only thing that comes to mind thinking about pic related is Slackware, but no one uses that. Anything else?
>>78826230No one uses XP when it comes to modern infrastructure. The only people who use it are the US military, which is somehow less worrying
>>78826245Industrial robots all use windows xp last time I checked (and I mean that in a non-patronising way -- it has been a while since I last checked, and I'm not in that industry to begin with). And ATM also used to run on XP IIRC.
>>78826264>>78826245Oh and wasn't that virus the US infected Iranian nuclear sites with also written for XP?
>>78825912I really hate Randall
>>78825966The joke is that the teacher is a woman.
>>78826051WHY IS INA THROWING A FUCKING HAMSTER WITH A RISU FACE AT ME WHAT THE FUCK
>>78826223imagemagickand probably a bunch of old perl libraries
>>78826245>No one uses XP when it comes to modern infrastructure.Oh you poor, ignorant fool.You'd be surprised at how much of the government's infrastructure consists out of Windows XP versions that haven't even been updated to the latest version.
>>78826223It probably refers to the left-pad incident.
>>78825912anyone have that picture of the onions family with their idevices drinking coffee?
>>78826051I don’t get this hamster throwing meme
>>78825974>purposely wait until the last minute>change your grade to a pass and everyone else's to a fail
>>78826176NSA pulls these pranks pretty often, pretty hilarious if you ask me
>>78826286Could be a TA.
>>78826674lots of nice details here
>>78826163thats a man, anon.
>>78825912Why are there always women who are competent with technology in xkcd comics?When I studied compsci we only had one female teacher and she only gave homeroom, woman could barely use her own laptop.
>>78828819Thanks for making this correction anon. It's always the C++ people who start this retarded debate
>>78828956for real tho i haven't seen rusties (aside from retarded spergs who don't know rust themselves) who say "SWITCH TO RUST NOW YOU DUMB CUNT"
>>78828929xkcd is "things that never happened: the comic"
>>78828929you know why.
>>78828819The konqi one always makes me laugh.
>>78829145but i don't get it
>>78829165good for you, pure soul
>>78826223Package is-even on nodejs.
>>78826276For reference: the exploit you are referring to is Stuxnet.
>>78829182>pure soul(x) doubt
>>78829165the gnome is citing the fact there's 21 hits for konqi on e621, a furry porn website
>>78825925Gas the rustLang war now
>>78826152sheeeiit mayne got me thinkin'
>>78826264this. many atm and billboards here run on xp. fucking top kek.
>>78828819But list IS the most powerful language
>>78825918No it won't you dumb fucking faggot. People do this every fucking 5 years. "THIS IS THE C/C++ KILLER GUYS PLEASE USE THIS IT'S GONNA KILL C++", meanwhile Rust has FUCK ALL libraries and frameworks compared to Rust. Plus Baseddevs shill Rust so I hate it
test baseddev test
test basedcar test
test söyboy testsöy website
>>78825912>xkcdTruly the lowest form of “humour”
>>78825966The exam is that they have to hack into the server in order to change their exam mark to a passing grade.
>>78829529>>Rust has FUCK ALL libraries compared to RustBaste
>>78828819>STOP! You'll cause it to update!
>install tuxpaint>go to stamps>dromedary
>>78827139Probably a pretty cool career but I imagine you have to be Defcon hacker man to land a spot.
>>78826674written by a dumb faggot who doesn't know how to ask questions
>>78830449>t. salty SO mod
>>78830680never posted a question there, never replied to anything thereI learnt to code before SO was even a thing
>>78830916i don't get it
>>78827964she said "it's ma'am"
>>78830984good one>>78830831i dont get it
>>78830902lost it at this one
>>78826176That's because they know they need to spy on fags first and foremost.
>>78830938tomboy is libright, loli is libleft
>>78825918nice one, anon!
>>78831253i'm libcentrist, need loli tomboy
>>78829529>>78829755>>78829771>>78829812>>78829845oh look newfag doesn't realize he's on a humor thread and then proceeds to embarrass himself because he doesn't fucking know what a wordfilter isend your suffering and jump off a bridge
>>78827922what comes after USA?USB
>>78831090don't get it
>>78827632>use power-only cable>you're hired kid
>>78831525HA. How will Cniles ever recover?
>>78831596>No durgasoft Sad thread
>>78828929His comics aren't even funny
>>78831282I'm true centrist. Does that mean I mix all of them together?
>>78831457He actually installed Gentoo.
>>78830449your task is to figure out the proper length of time to boil an eggQ: How long to boil an egg?>YOU ASKED THE QUESTION WRONG IT'S YOUR FAULT NOBODY GAVE YOU A GOOD ANSWER
>>78825925Don't be a little baby, take your pills, wear your socks and became a beautiful rust programmer
>>78832170>monster mommy loli tomboy gfit's too powerful, no mortal man could handle it
>>78826750the other part of your grade is defending from cyber attacks by the other students.
>>78831105Was looking for that, thanks Anon
>>78827632i have a old guttet Samsung S3 that now contains a USB-Killer and two old Lithium batteries.would totally hook up and watch their "charging station" explode into a plume of poisonous flouride gas from the lithium combustion.
>>78831105if anything that's depressing
>>78833355welcome to every NATO member states watch list>don't forget you're here for ever
>>78832303>haha look at this analogy that has nothing to do with the reality at handyou're literally too dumb to understand what the problem is
>>78829529>Rust has FUCK ALL libraries and frameworks compared to Rust.Take your pills, boomer
>>78828819Mods should just post this no shutdown the board
>>78832577CheckedI now know my fate...
>>78830923Kids without laptops being forced to take standardized tests online, that kid is gonna fail lmao
>>78826245Two years ago, Disneyland still used XP on their rides. I'm not sure if they still do.
>>78831503The fucking face though
>>78831081wtf? I love reddit now
>>78831105The real problem is that the retard didn't even put a password, nor had backups.It was his fault.
Anyone have the image of the 123°C thread?
>>78831596It's impressive how they swallow every meme from the west so exaggeratedly. It's almost like it's a matter of life or death.
>>78828819I love these, it needs some install gentoo or arch
>>78826245Don't be fucking stupid. Lots of till and systems are programs running on an XP pc.
>>78831253im authright and need loli
>>78826223Literally every company/service that runs on Linux servers.
>>78829309/g/ never changes.
>>78835511You need rope, anon.
>>78829184libinput X11. Last I checked, busfactor was 1.
>>78830866IT'S NOT AN OIL IT'S A DEGREASER RRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>78828819It's sad to see that install gentoo didn't even make the cut
>>78830201/r/ that image where 4chan gets bought out by Memebase or something and at the very end of the picture is a thread by Manly Tears with zero replies
>>78835753Only if the loli needs it too.
>>78831596Surprisingly comfy currypunk
>>78826223Whats the project name?
>>78826051Stop posting holos outside of /jp/
>>78826264>Industrial robots all use windows xp last time I checked (and I mean that in a non-patronising way -- it has been a while since I last checked, and I'm not in that industry to begin with)I guess it depends on the industry because I've seen a lot of linux-based systems in aerospace and transport (car and train)also I'm based in europe and windows might not be used as much as in the us
>>78834599Man. Its fucking disgusting to be this cynical to people. I'm not even saying your wrong, which is why I'm mad.I can't just trust a laptop in my house won't be fucked around with. I gotta lock it and bring with me like I'm in a Starbucks in the ghetto
>>78831056>>>78830831>i dont get itPretty sure there's nothing to get, except from extreme cringe.
>>78838398A true classic. They don't make em like that anymore.
>>78833355>USB-KillerYou have no idea how that works. It puts high voltage spikes on the data lines and any non chink charging station will have a couple if resistors on the data lines that will absorb the spike without breaking a sweat. "USB killers" are for frying USB ports on mac-tier computers not charging stations
>>78834319oh, i never considered the test would be onlinei'm too old for that
The NSA free shit is always based as fuck. They definitely have a shitload of memelords on staff.I remember one year at DEFCON they gave away glow-in-the-dark flasks.
>>78839167>non chink charging station will have a couple if resistors on the data lines that will absorb the spike without breaking a sweat.you should practice your reading. the usb-killer is triggered by the station but the discharge goes into the battery packs.
>>78829860>I hope this furthers our company's bottom lineNo one thinks like this unless they own the company.
>>78836896Pretty sure it was facebook.
>>78827763That Firefox image dragging is gold
>>78831139That's the look of someone who wants to talk to you about the industrial revolution and its consequences.
>>78826176>buying a webcam cover when you can just put electrical tape on
>>78831105Use a password and impregnate your sister
>>78827763Fuck diversity though.
>>78840314You look good in this pic anon
>>78829329Just checked, it's 28 now
>>78831253Libleft is full or defensive pedos.Look up what Foucault said about children consenting
>>78826674This is perfect holy shit lmao
>>78836027Whatever it is it smells fucking good.
>>78825912>I don't get it, what's funny about th->CybersecurityOk op, you got a chuckle out of me
>>78833793that's the joke
>>78826245Nigger at my job I have to maintain a fucking Windows NT from a laser cutter that they just refuse to replace.
>>78841556>you have to take a class to know about javaI know it's shit but it's not obscure, most people had to deal with installing the fucking thing years back so it's probably the programming language normies know the most.
>>78825912It's the first xkcd I've chuckled at in years.
>>78827701Voice actors use that trick as well. Soothens the vocal cords and that fat bastard was up on stages emulating chris farley
>>78827763THIS IS THE BEST WTF
>>78827763AMD / Intel reference could use an update
>>78841593>CSS/HTML>It's actually not centered vertically
>>78831525rust + rope
>>78841556>c# most people have outgrown itWhat? Also, Java being obscure? Huh? If he'd said something like C or C++, maybe I'd agree, but Java?
>>78841644>java character's skin is slightly darker brown than the othersWhat could he mean by this? How based can one be?
>>78830938Blue wants tomboy not mommy.
>>78840132Putting on tape when you can just physically unplug the webcam cable and microphone cables.I only ever thought of this because some months ago when I was replacing the battery on an Asus G752 laptop I bought used, I noticed that the webcam connector was unplugged from the motherboard. Previous owner must've been a cool dude
>>78826674kekSome profile icons/points (like 277k) are used multiple times for different users. It makes sense for last one but for all others it should only be 277 not k or something.
>>78831159re:Nigger was kino
>>78830984Is that Micheal Jackson?
>>78825918rust will replace anything>ftfy
>>78843962I've done this to a few of my laptops. I don't get why this isn't more widespread. Takes literally nothing to snap off some plastic and unplug a ribbon cable vs buying one of those shitty webcam covers, which don't prevent sound.
>>78826223Openssh but everybody loves to hate OpenBSD.
it's like whoever draws these shit comics doesn't actually program and just reads other people posting memes about programming languages
>>78838398the melting point of silicone is way higher than that
>>78831139humiliationthe society of the spectaclesocietykaczynskibaudrillard
>>78826176needing to hide stuff, what are you? a pe-do?
>>78831610This belongs in >>>/fit/fph/
>>78834599His real problem is being such a fucking pussy. Unless he's really like, like younger than 16 young, there is no excuse for letting his mom and sister cuck him like that. I would've made their lives an absolute living nightmare until I got a new laptop. There are some things you just can't stand for, even concerning someone who feeds you and puts a roof over your head. Some things are such bullshit that they cannot be tolerating. Sorry for sounding so edgy but this whole situation just fucking triggers me.
>>78831610Pic of this guy
>>78844096That's clearly Agent M you philistine
>>78831105Should have said “fuck off” and slapped her. Where is the father? Where is the familial bond? Where is that man’s backbone!
>>78825912Wow, so the first person to hack into the server can then sell his services to any from that class who are willing to pay whatever sum he asks for.What kind of final exam is this?
>>78828929we have one woman in on the development team at my company and she's eastern european so I thought she would be really good when they hired her. She makes the stupidest mistakes all the time and gets overwhelmed easy, I have to help her troubleshoot all the time.
>>78830856>fake shit is obligatoryWhy?
>>78825912>le ebin xkcd comic>>>reddit
>>78841556>you have it because apple gave it to you
>>78844457>Where is the familial bond?As far as my observations go, there is a complete lack of loyalty in white, western families. I don't know if it was always like this, but one thing is for certain: you people have been demoralised.
>>78845072Somehow despite the complete decline of morals in america we have yet to legalize prostitution.
This is my Mac address:35.695767757010294, 139.7915911772985xDDDDDD
>>78844954garfield is a symbol of the far rightplease don't post that shit on /g/
>>78841606>>78841644Yes, yes... Make fun of php. I bet I do more in php than you in your shitty language
>>78845102Gynocentric society disallows the commodification of women if it benefits men in some way.
>78845110>pls don't post that on /g/ Kys
>>78826674>the meta-ironic answer is the one that gets stampedtypical plebdit
>>78827763Update the konqi tag
>>78825912>Hacks dept. server and changes grade to "passed"
>>78845173holy shit how have i not seen that before, it's fucking gold
>>78826163not funny, didn't laugh.consider slitting your neck.
>>78826223I remember some anon another time telling me this comic was in relation to OpenSSL
>>78826223all of the streaming, video content delivery, video monitoring, etc. industries will collapse overnight if ffmpeg's head maintainer gets hit by a bus.
>>78845952Versteh ich nicht
>>78837174You fool, don't you get how this works? The more you ask them to stop, the more they will post
>>78845952Got a laugh out of me
He's waiting for her to finish
>>78845795>t. seething roastie
>>78845913The situation isn't nearly that dire.t. ffmpeg patch submitter and mailing list reader.
>>78841593>luaRIP LuaJIT, too good for this world.
>>78831596I have been in Kerala once and i wouldn't be surprised if the picture was taken there. The amount of shitty ads is crazy
>>78846063Still the world owes him, like, a bajillion dollars.
>>78846289Same goes for Linus, among others.Society functions because it's run by many talented leaders. Few of them are in the spotlight because the reward of making something truly useful is enough for them.
>>78826223that makes me think of this old deprecated classic
>>78831584>he doesn't know about the power line attack>ngmi
>>78846492>He doesn't have an opto-isolator inline with his power cable
>>78829090xkcd is more like cyanide and happiness: tech edition
>>78826163you need to get laid, like pay a prostitute or something
>>78826223No one builds anything on slackware.
>>78846575xkcd isn't cool enough for that comparison
>>78825974It's a cybersecurity class.True security from all attacks is impossible.Thusly, no true security is possible.
>>78839958Never been in a company that gives shares alongside a paycheck?
>>78836027>laughs in WD40 3-in-1
>>78846492Oh shit oh fuck they're gonna hack my gameboy!
>>78831702>best thing about being americanthe food is poison and healthcare is out of pocket
>>78845110>please don't post that shit on /g/I know, you'd prefer children in underwear wouldn't you you fucking mentally ill tranny pedo fuck.Shame /g/ has sunk so fucking low...Also, >you'll never be a woman.>you'll never pass as a woman.>dilate>suicide
>>78845110bruh you consider anyone to the right of stalin far right
>>78834337Probably still do, windows XP embedded write-locks the HDD, it sits there and runs the same code day in day out and likely isn't connected to the internet. No need to worry. I used to do EE and there was DOS still in nuclear power plants, running PLCs through serial cables, in 2015
>>78846897>>you'll never be a woman.The field on my id card suggests otherwise sweety
>>78847050>2020>Not being able to change your own gender on your passportkek.
>>78843998Ah, one can only dream.
>>78841604>>78841593Whos mike pall
>>78831384>USB>United States of Bosnia
if a thread is also called a bread... does that make /g/ a breadboard? :D
>>78831166What equation did the teacher gave them?
>>78844616make her "pay" you back for helping all the time ;)
>>78844616>She makes the stupidest mistakes all the time and gets overwhelmed easy, I have to help her troubleshoot all the time.let her fail you simp. you're keeping her employed
Based asian btfo-ing niggers
>>78847746>Mike Pall, the author of LuaJIT, single-handedly created the most amazing dynamic language JIT compiler ever. He may hold that title for years, despite the fact that he's no longer extending LuaJIT. He resigned from the project to move on.>LuaJIT will continue to be an awesome example of what a single brilliant developer can create, of course, but it means that the people who replace him have huge shoes to fill. Odds are good that anyone who does step up (and I'm not following the status; people may have stepped up already, I don't know) will probably just maintain LuaJIT, fixing bugs, and at best may bring LuaJIT 2.1 to a final release state.>But without Mike Pall, we probably won't be seeing amazing new features and performance enhancements any more. That amazing new garbage collector that he had planed to create will likely never come to pass, and there's little chance that LuaJIT will catch up to the new 5.3 syntax, meaning using Lua will forever be a choice between LuaJIT @ 5.1 with a few 5.2 upgrades, or using 5.3Mike Pall is who made LUA usable
Which way western anons?
>>78847706he made that yet he doesn't know how to take a photograph?
>>78848142>Global Health Security Index>think-tank funded by Ted Turner>first published in 2019this is simply the plandemic perpetrators listing what countries they could most easily influence.
>>78830856So, are YOU miku-chan03? It has to be someone on 4ch.
>>78848468>imagine the smelland the cancer
>>78848433I do not understand.
>>78830984lmfao I need to watch this movie again