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/g/ humor thread?
/g/ humor thread.
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rust will replace C++
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>>78825918
RUST
WILL NOT
REPLACE US
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>>78825925
kek
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>>78825925
cope
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>>78825912
I don't get it
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>>78825912
I don't get it
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>>78825963
It's a cybersecurity class.
If you manage to get into the database and change your grade, you deserve that grade.
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>>78825974
It's an english class. You manged to be born and live in england. You deserve you're grade.
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>>78826022
I am grade?
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>>78825974
Many thanks
I have understood now
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>>78826033
you are.
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>>78826058
But if he is grade who was dog?
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>>78825912
>>78825963
It's a cybersecurity class but there's a woman to teach and she doesn't really know anything about it so after few panic attacks she rage quit and delete the whole course. Nobody pass.
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>>78826163
Ok this make more sense
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The only thing that comes to mind thinking about pic related is Slackware, but no one uses that. Anything else?
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>>78826223
Windows XP.
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>>78826230
No one uses XP when it comes to modern infrastructure. The only people who use it are the US military, which is somehow less worrying
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>>78826245
Industrial robots all use windows xp last time I checked (and I mean that in a non-patronising way -- it has been a while since I last checked, and I'm not in that industry to begin with). And ATM also used to run on XP IIRC.
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>>78825912
i laffed
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>>78826264
>>78826245
Oh and wasn't that virus the US infected Iranian nuclear sites with also written for XP?
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>>78825912
I really hate Randall
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>>78825966
The joke is that the teacher is a woman.
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>>78826051
WHY IS INA THROWING A FUCKING HAMSTER WITH A RISU FACE AT ME WHAT THE FUCK
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>>78826223
imagemagick

and probably a bunch of old perl libraries
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>>78826245
>No one uses XP when it comes to modern infrastructure.
Oh you poor, ignorant fool.
You'd be surprised at how much of the government's infrastructure consists out of Windows XP versions that haven't even been updated to the latest version.
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>>78826223
It probably refers to the left-pad incident.
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>>78825912
anyone have that picture of the onions family with their idevices drinking coffee?
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>>78826051
I don’t get this hamster throwing meme
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>>78825974
>purposely wait until the last minute
>change your grade to a pass and everyone else's to a fail
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>>78826674
lost
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>>78826176
NSA pulls these pranks pretty often, pretty hilarious if you ask me
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>>78826223
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>>78826286
Could be a TA.
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>>78826674
lots of nice details here
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>>78827720
Snowden?
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>>78826163
thats a man, anon.
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>>78826223
leftpad
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>>78825912
Why are there always women who are competent with technology in xkcd comics?
When I studied compsci we only had one female teacher and she only gave homeroom, woman could barely use her own laptop.
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>>78828819
Thanks for making this correction anon. It's always the C++ people who start this retarded debate
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>>78826674
Brilliant
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>>78828956
for real tho i haven't seen rusties (aside from retarded spergs who don't know rust themselves) who say "SWITCH TO RUST NOW YOU DUMB CUNT"
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>>78828929
xkcd is "things that never happened: the comic"
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>>78828929
you know why.
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>>78828819
The konqi one always makes me laugh.
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>>78829145
but i don't get it
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>>78829165
good for you, pure soul
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>>78826223
Package is-even on nodejs.
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>>78826276
For reference: the exploit you are referring to is Stuxnet.
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>>78829182
>pure soul
(x) doubt
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>>78829165
the gnome is citing the fact there's 21 hits for konqi on e621, a furry porn website
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>>78825925
>t. shia
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>>78825925
Gas the rust
Lang war now
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>>78826152
sheeeiit mayne got me thinkin'
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>>78826264
this. many atm and billboards here run on xp. fucking top kek.
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>>78826674
top. kek.
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>>78828819
But list IS the most powerful language
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>>78825918
No it won't you dumb fucking faggot. People do this every fucking 5 years. "THIS IS THE C/C++ KILLER GUYS PLEASE USE THIS IT'S GONNA KILL C++", meanwhile Rust has FUCK ALL libraries and frameworks compared to Rust. Plus Baseddevs shill Rust so I hate it
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test baseddev test
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test basedcar test
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>>78829771
amateurs.
look: söy
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test söyboy test
söy website
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>>78828819
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>>78825912
>xkcd
Truly the lowest form of “humour”
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>>78825966
The exam is that they have to hack into the server in order to change their exam mark to a passing grade.
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>>78829529
>>Rust has FUCK ALL libraries compared to Rust

Baste
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>>78828819
>STOP! You'll cause it to update!
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>install tuxpaint
>go to stamps
>dromedary
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>>78827139
Probably a pretty cool career but I imagine you have to be Defcon hacker man to land a spot.
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>>78826674
written by a dumb faggot who doesn't know how to ask questions
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>>78830449
>t. salty SO mod
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>>78830680
never posted a question there, never replied to anything there
I learnt to code before SO was even a thing
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>>78830916
i don't get it
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she said "it's ma'am"
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>>78830984
good one
>>78830831
i dont get it
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>>78830902
lost it at this one
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>>78826176
That's because they know they need to spy on fags first and foremost.
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>>78830201
>old recaptcha
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>>78830938
tomboy is libright, loli is libleft
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>>78825918
nice one, anon!
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>>78831253
i'm libcentrist, need loli tomboy
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>>78829529
>>78829755
>>78829771
>>78829812
>>78829845
oh look newfag doesn't realize he's on a humor thread and then proceeds to embarrass himself because he doesn't fucking know what a wordfilter is
end your suffering and jump off a bridge
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>>78827701
based beemer
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>>78831294
söyposter
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>>78827922
what comes after USA?
USB
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>>78831166
what function
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>>78831384
VTB
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>>78831090
don't get it
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>>78827632
>use power-only cable
>you're hired kid
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>>78831525
HA. How will Cniles ever recover?
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lmao saved
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>>78831596
>No durgasoft
Sad thread
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>>78828929
His comics aren't even funny
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>>78831282
I'm true centrist. Does that mean I mix all of them together?
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>>78831457
He actually installed Gentoo.
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>>78830449
your task is to figure out the proper length of time to boil an egg
Q: How long to boil an egg?

>YOU ASKED THE QUESTION WRONG IT'S YOUR FAULT NOBODY GAVE YOU A GOOD ANSWER
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>>78825925
Don't be a little baby, take your pills, wear your socks and became a beautiful rust programmer
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>>78832170
>monster mommy loli tomboy gf
it's too powerful, no mortal man could handle it
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>>78826750
the other part of your grade is defending from cyber attacks by the other students.
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>>78831105
Was looking for that, thanks Anon
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>>78827632
i have a old guttet Samsung S3 that now contains a USB-Killer and two old Lithium batteries.

would totally hook up and watch their "charging station" explode into a plume of poisonous flouride gas from the lithium combustion.
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>>78831105
if anything that's depressing
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>>78833355
welcome to every NATO member states watch list
>don't forget you're here for ever
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https://lore.kernel.org/git/1be8c240521e89d3cea0873ea0d49025@cock.li/T/#u
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>>78832303
>haha look at this analogy that has nothing to do with the reality at hand
you're literally too dumb to understand what the problem is
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>>78826223
Gnu cobol
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>>78826703
Gross. Perl.
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>>78829529
>Rust has FUCK ALL libraries and frameworks compared to Rust.
Take your pills, boomer
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>>78828819
Mods should just post this no shutdown the board
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>>78832577
Checked
I now know my fate...
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>>78830923
Kids without laptops being forced to take standardized tests online, that kid is gonna fail lmao
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>>78826245
Two years ago, Disneyland still used XP on their rides. I'm not sure if they still do.
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>>78831503
The fucking face though
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>>78831081
wtf? I love reddit now
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>>78831105
The real problem is that the retard didn't even put a password, nor had backups.
It was his fault.
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Anyone have the image of the 123°C thread?
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>>78831596
It's impressive how they swallow every meme from the west so exaggeratedly. It's almost like it's a matter of life or death.
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>>78828819
I love these, it needs some install gentoo or arch
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>>78826245
Don't be fucking stupid. Lots of till and systems are programs running on an XP pc.
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>>78831253
im authright and need loli
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>>78826223
Literally every company/service that runs on Linux servers.
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>>78829309
/g/ never changes.
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>>78831017
can't unsee
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>>78835511
You need rope, anon.
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>>78829184
libinput X11.

Last I checked, busfactor was 1.
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>>78830866
IT'S NOT AN OIL IT'S A DEGREASER RRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>78828819
It's sad to see that install gentoo didn't even make the cut
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>>78830201
/r/ that image where 4chan gets bought out by Memebase or something and at the very end of the picture is a thread by Manly Tears with zero replies
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>>78835753
Only if the loli needs it too.
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>>78831596
Surprisingly comfy currypunk
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>>78826223
Whats the project name?
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>>78826051
Stop posting holos outside of /jp/
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>>78826264
>Industrial robots all use windows xp last time I checked (and I mean that in a non-patronising way -- it has been a while since I last checked, and I'm not in that industry to begin with)
I guess it depends on the industry because I've seen a lot of linux-based systems in aerospace and transport (car and train)
also I'm based in europe and windows might not be used as much as in the us
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>>78834599
Man. Its fucking disgusting to be this cynical to people. I'm not even saying your wrong, which is why I'm mad.

I can't just trust a laptop in my house won't be fucked around with. I gotta lock it and bring with me like I'm in a Starbucks in the ghetto
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>>78831056
>>>78830831
>i dont get it
Pretty sure there's nothing to get, except from extreme cringe.
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>>78838398
A true classic. They don't make em like that anymore.
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>>78833355
>USB-Killer
You have no idea how that works. It puts high voltage spikes on the data lines and any non chink charging station will have a couple if resistors on the data lines that will absorb the spike without breaking a sweat.

"USB killers" are for frying USB ports on mac-tier computers not charging stations
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>>78834319
oh, i never considered the test would be online
i'm too old for that
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The NSA free shit is always based as fuck. They definitely have a shitload of memelords on staff.
I remember one year at DEFCON they gave away glow-in-the-dark flasks.
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>>78839167
>non chink charging station will have a couple if resistors on the data lines that will absorb the spike without breaking a sweat.
you should practice your reading. the usb-killer is triggered by the station but the discharge goes into the battery packs.
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>>78829860
>I hope this furthers our company's bottom line
No one thinks like this unless they own the company.
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>>78836896
Pretty sure it was facebook.
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>>78827763
That Firefox image dragging is gold
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>>78831139
That's the look of someone who wants to talk to you about the industrial revolution and its consequences.
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>>78826176
>buying a webcam cover when you can just put electrical tape on
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>>78831105
Use a password and impregnate your sister
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>>78827763
Fuck diversity though.
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>>78840314
You look good in this pic anon
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>>78829329
Just checked, it's 28 now
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>>78831253
Libleft is full or defensive pedos.
Look up what Foucault said about children consenting
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>>78826674
This is perfect holy shit lmao
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>>78830097
This.
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>>78836027
Whatever it is it smells fucking good.
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>>78825912
>I don't get it, what's funny about th-
>Cybersecurity

Ok op, you got a chuckle out of me
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>>78833793
that's the joke
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>>78826245
Nigger at my job I have to maintain a fucking Windows NT from a laser cutter that they just refuse to replace.
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>>78841556
>you have to take a class to know about java
I know it's shit but it's not obscure, most people had to deal with installing the fucking thing years back so it's probably the programming language normies know the most.
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>>78825912
It's the first xkcd I've chuckled at in years.
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>>78828929
>woman
Nice assumption.
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>>78827701
Voice actors use that trick as well. Soothens the vocal cords and that fat bastard was up on stages emulating chris farley
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>>78827763
THIS IS THE BEST WTF
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>>78826223
openssl
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>>78827763
AMD / Intel reference could use an update
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>CSS/HTML
>It's actually not centered vertically
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>>78831525
rust + rope
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>>78841556
>c# most people have outgrown it
What? Also, Java being obscure? Huh? If he'd said something like C or C++, maybe I'd agree, but Java?
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>>78841644
>java character's skin is slightly darker brown than the others
What could he mean by this? How based can one be?
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>>78830938
Blue wants tomboy not mommy.
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>>78840132

Putting on tape when you can just physically unplug the webcam cable and microphone cables.

I only ever thought of this because some months ago when I was replacing the battery on an Asus G752 laptop I bought used, I noticed that the webcam connector was unplugged from the motherboard. Previous owner must've been a cool dude
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>>78831596
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>>78826674
kek

Some profile icons/points (like 277k) are used multiple times for different users. It makes sense for last one but for all others it should only be 277 not k or something.
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>>78831159
re:Nigger was kino
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>>78830984
Is that Micheal Jackson?
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>>78825918
rust will replace anything
>ftfy
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>>78826033
lol newfag
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>>78843962
I've done this to a few of my laptops. I don't get why this isn't more widespread. Takes literally nothing to snap off some plastic and unplug a ribbon cable vs buying one of those shitty webcam covers, which don't prevent sound.
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>>78826223
Openssh but everybody loves to hate OpenBSD.
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it's like whoever draws these shit comics doesn't actually program and just reads other people posting memes about programming languages
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>>78831127
Wholesome
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>>78838398
the melting point of silicone is way higher than that
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>>78831139
humiliation
the society of the spectacle
society
kaczynski
baudrillard
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>>78826176
needing to hide stuff, what are you? a pe-do?
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>>78831444
>function
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>>78831610
This belongs in >>>/fit/fph/
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>>78834599
His real problem is being such a fucking pussy. Unless he's really like, like younger than 16 young, there is no excuse for letting his mom and sister cuck him like that. I would've made their lives an absolute living nightmare until I got a new laptop. There are some things you just can't stand for, even concerning someone who feeds you and puts a roof over your head. Some things are such bullshit that they cannot be tolerating. Sorry for sounding so edgy but this whole situation just fucking triggers me.
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>>78831610
Pic of this guy
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>>78844096
That's clearly Agent M you philistine
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>>78831105
Should have said “fuck off” and slapped her. Where is the father? Where is the familial bond? Where is that man’s backbone!
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>>78825912
Wow, so the first person to hack into the server can then sell his services to any from that class who are willing to pay whatever sum he asks for.
What kind of final exam is this?
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>>78828929
we have one woman in on the development team at my company and she's eastern european so I thought she would be really good when they hired her. She makes the stupidest mistakes all the time and gets overwhelmed easy, I have to help her troubleshoot all the time.
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>>78830856
>fake shit is obligatory
Why?
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>>78825912
>le ebin xkcd comic
>>>reddit
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>>78844732
Newfag
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>>78841556
>you have it because apple gave it to you
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>>78844457
>Where is the familial bond?
As far as my observations go, there is a complete lack of loyalty in white, western families. I don't know if it was always like this, but one thing is for certain: you people have been demoralised.
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>>78845072
Somehow despite the complete decline of morals in america we have yet to legalize prostitution.
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This is my Mac address:
35.695767757010294, 139.7915911772985
xDDDDDD
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>>78844954
garfield is a symbol of the far right

please don't post that shit on /g/
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>>78841606
>>78841644
Yes, yes... Make fun of php. I bet I do more in php than you in your shitty language
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>>78845102
Gynocentric society disallows the commodification of women if it benefits men in some way.
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>>78826223
there was a random trim routine in javascript that broke half the internet once a library update exposed a bug iirc
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>78845110
>pls don't post that on /g/
Kys
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>>78826674
>the meta-ironic answer is the one that gets stamped
typical plebdit
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>>78827763
Update the konqi tag
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>>78826223
>>78845139
https://www.theregister.com/2016/03/23/npm_left_pad_chaos/
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>>78825912
>Hacks dept. server and changes grade to "passed"
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>>78845173
holy shit how have i not seen that before, it's fucking gold
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>>78826163
not funny, didn't laugh.
consider slitting your neck.
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>>78826223
I remember some anon another time telling me this comic was in relation to OpenSSL
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>>78826223
all of the streaming, video content delivery, video monitoring, etc. industries will collapse overnight if ffmpeg's head maintainer gets hit by a bus.
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>>78845952
Versteh ich nicht
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>>78837174
You fool, don't you get how this works? The more you ask them to stop, the more they will post
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>>78845952
Got a laugh out of me
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He's waiting for her to finish
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>>78845795
>t. seething roastie
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>>78845913
The situation isn't nearly that dire.
t. ffmpeg patch submitter and mailing list reader.
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>>78841593
>lua
RIP LuaJIT, too good for this world.
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>>78831596
I have been in Kerala once and i wouldn't be surprised if the picture was taken there. The amount of shitty ads is crazy
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>>78846063
Still the world owes him, like, a bajillion dollars.
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>>78846289
Same goes for Linus, among others.
Society functions because it's run by many talented leaders. Few of them are in the spotlight because the reward of making something truly useful is enough for them.
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>>78826223
that makes me think of this old deprecated classic
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>>78831584
>he doesn't know about the power line attack
>ngmi
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>>78846492
>He doesn't have an opto-isolator inline with his power cable
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>>78829090
xkcd is more like cyanide and happiness: tech edition
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>>78826163
you need to get laid, like pay a prostitute or something
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>>78826223
No one builds anything on slackware.
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>>78846575
xkcd isn't cool enough for that comparison
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>>78830831
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>>78825974
It's a cybersecurity class.
True security from all attacks is impossible.
Thusly, no true security is possible.
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>>78839958
Never been in a company that gives shares alongside a paycheck?
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>>78836027
>laughs in WD40 3-in-1
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>>78846492
Oh shit oh fuck they're gonna hack my gameboy!
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>>78831702
>best thing about being american
the food is poison and healthcare is out of pocket
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>>78845110
>please don't post that shit on /g/
I know, you'd prefer children in underwear wouldn't you you fucking mentally ill tranny pedo fuck.
Shame /g/ has sunk so fucking low...
Also,
>you'll never be a woman.
>you'll never pass as a woman.
>dilate
>suicide
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>>78845110
bruh you consider anyone to the right of stalin far right
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>>78834337
Probably still do, windows XP embedded write-locks the HDD, it sits there and runs the same code day in day out and likely isn't connected to the internet. No need to worry. I used to do EE and there was DOS still in nuclear power plants, running PLCs through serial cables, in 2015
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>>78846897
>>you'll never be a woman.
The field on my id card suggests otherwise sweety
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>>78825912
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>>78847050
>2020
>Not being able to change your own gender on your passport
kek.
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>>78844213
>and?
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>>78843998
Ah, one can only dream.
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How to:
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>>78841593
Whos mike pall
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>>78831384
>USB
>United States of Bosnia
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if a thread is also called a bread... does that make /g/ a breadboard? :D
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>>78831166
What equation did the teacher gave them?
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>>78844616
make her "pay" you back for helping all the time ;)
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>>78844616
>She makes the stupidest mistakes all the time and gets overwhelmed easy, I have to help her troubleshoot all the time.
let her fail you simp. you're keeping her employed
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>>78834844
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>>78847996
Nerve gas?
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Based asian btfo-ing niggers
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>>78847746
>Mike Pall, the author of LuaJIT, single-handedly created the most amazing dynamic language JIT compiler ever. He may hold that title for years, despite the fact that he's no longer extending LuaJIT. He resigned from the project to move on.

>LuaJIT will continue to be an awesome example of what a single brilliant developer can create, of course, but it means that the people who replace him have huge shoes to fill. Odds are good that anyone who does step up (and I'm not following the status; people may have stepped up already, I don't know) will probably just maintain LuaJIT, fixing bugs, and at best may bring LuaJIT 2.1 to a final release state.

>But without Mike Pall, we probably won't be seeing amazing new features and performance enhancements any more. That amazing new garbage collector that he had planed to create will likely never come to pass, and there's little chance that LuaJIT will catch up to the new 5.3 syntax, meaning using Lua will forever be a choice between LuaJIT @ 5.1 with a few 5.2 upgrades, or using 5.3

Mike Pall is who made LUA usable
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Which way western anons?
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>>78847706
he made that yet he doesn't know how to take a photograph?
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>>78848142
>Global Health Security Index
>think-tank funded by Ted Turner
>first published in 2019

this is simply the plandemic perpetrators listing what countries they could most easily influence.
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>>78847788
Nice
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>>78830856
So, are YOU miku-chan03?
It has to be someone on 4ch.
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>>78848468
>imagine the smell

and the cancer
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>>78848433
I do not understand.
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>>78847895
comfy kitty
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>>78830984
lmfao I need to watch this movie again



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