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/g/ "humor" thread
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>>71831019
how do I get sexy hair like that?
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>>71831019
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>>71831494
I'll take things that never happened for 800 Alex.
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>>71831521
Didn't ask
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>>71831055
asking this too, after bleaching i just get yellow-ish at most
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>>71831469
this
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>>71831494
>because i have a black name
>using the term "bounced" in place of exited/left
no tyrone, you are black
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>>71831494
>apply for engineering job in midwest
>did it with a CS degree as a white male
>marked down race as Native American
>got the job
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>>71831743
Ahem.
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>>71831743
>>71831494
Engineer in rural midwest here. Of the 50 engineer at my company, two are women and two are Asian men. The rest are white men.
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>>71831494
Things that never happened: the post
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>>71831776
But have you seen their HR papers? Maybe half of them wear programming socks or outright identify as women or as gay attack helicopters!
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>>71831918
The company is privately owned and the owners don't give a shit about diversity. They even sent out an angry email one year about people using the term "Xmas" because it's trying to take Christ out of the holiday. Real rural midwest shit.
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>>71832002
Based
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>>71831019
I have actually done this.
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>>71831019
"it's more pythonic", ah yes I remember this meme
I used to fall for it
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>>71831494
>a black name
Black people have super white names for some reason
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>>71832002
I wish there were more companies like that and people would stop with diversity bullshit.
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>>71832002
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xmas
"
There is a common misconception that the word Xmas stems from a secular attempt to remove the religious tradition from Christmas[3] by taking the "Christ" out of "Christmas", but its use dates back to the 6th century."

sounds like your company is run by a bunch of retards.
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>>71832341
I know that and so does every employee, now. But you take the bad with the good as far as the directors go, and if avoiding Xmas is all it takes to not have diversity quotas I'm totally down to say "Merry Christmas." It's just a boomer thing.
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>be /g/
>staying alive
how deep is your love
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>>71831019
who is this fucker and why is his hair white?
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>>71833211
i think he worked on Gnome? KDE? i dont remember
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>>71831743
Who is this braphawg?
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>>71832341
>There is a common misconception that the word Xmas stems from a secular attempt to remove the religious tradition from Christmas[
Are people on crack? Is it not just an abbreviation?
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>>71835033
Reminder that illiterate Jews at Ellis Island hated Jesus so much they refused to write an 'X' in lieu of their name because it looked too much like a cross, spawning the perjorative 'kike," from the word for circle: "kikel."
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>>71832002
Amerimutt christtards are the laughing stock of the world.
Even here, at chirsttarded slavlands, people laugh at burger insistence on terms like AD instead of CE.
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>>71831494
Cool story, Tyrone.
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>>71835135
reminder that Tyrone is a culturally Irish name.
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>>71835149
Makes sense.
Irish have only recently been rebranded as white and only because the standards of whiteness have been lowered to include more 56 percenters.
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>>71835325
This is also false. Irish were not excluded from American society for being "not white." They were excluded for being Catholic in a majority Protestant country at a time when that mattered.
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>>71835356
>Irish were not excluded from American society for being "not white."
Sorry, Mick, but that's a lie.
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>>71835374
sauce me, "Hans."
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>>71835395
https://www.google.com/search?q=irish+non+white
:)
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>>71835418
>(((google)))
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>>71831541
is bleaching permanent, or do you have to do it again after your hair grows? what do you use for bleaching
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>>71835746
you have to repeat it as your hair grows, that gives the fade effect you can see on people.
there are some brands and concentrations, but i just let my barber do it. otherwise these contain H2O2
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>>71835917
thanks senpai
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>>71831055
>>71831541
>>71835917
>>71835986
Just be a sad depressed piece of sack of shit who cries themself to sleep every night and aches inside every second.
Your hair will turn white itself after a while and it will be permanent.

Talking from experience.
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>>71836118
Instructions unclear
Did this and my hair is still dark, just very thin
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>>71836118
honestly i already have enough white hairs that it sticks out really badly so im thinking of going all the way. i havent talked to anyone with my voice/real life for over 2 years now though so idk how much it matters
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>>71835917
>barber
>bleaches my hair

aint no barber that bleaches hair. you go to a hair stylist, my friend. and they probably do nails.
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>>71832002
>your company telling you how to write
LMAOing @ amerislaves
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>>71836227
no its only hair stuff
other than that, maybe it'd be called that, not living in an english-speaking country
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>>71836247
Meanwhile Europe does the same, but for Ramadan.
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Anyone have the edited stackoverflow image where a guy asks "how to do X" and the response is "do Y instead, nobody does X"?
It escapes me
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>>71831743
imagine
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>>71836424
didn't mean to reply >>71836465 to you my bad
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>>71831494
What fucking companies do you apply to?
I want to take advantage of this shit.
I've never gotten a job because of diversity.
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>>71831521
This
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>>71836424
I have several, I think this is the one you’re thinking of
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>>71836630
this one is similar
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>>71836630
yeah thats the one
makes me giggle every time i remember it
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>>71836645
and there’s also this one
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>>71831494
I call B.S on this one too. If anything, having a black name is a great way to struggle getting an interview.
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>>71836663
this is inaccurate, that final one would be "the link has expired, in the future please provide an excerpt of the relevant part of the link to avoid this problem"
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>>71836645
>Your code isn't portable :^)
>irrelevant library
I want die
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>>71831019
I still can't get over the fact that they got Julian Assange. Dark times ahead and we're diving in head-first.
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>>71836721
Oh I wasn't aware I already descended into the 7th circle of hell.
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>>71836721
He is right though.
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>>71836780
I genuinely hate you.
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>>71835149
Irish are honorary niggers, or as I like to call them, potato niggers
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>>71836888
>the average Winblows user's intelligence, summarized into one image
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>>71836904
fart
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>>71836951
bart
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>>71835033
X looks like Chi which is the first letter in greek for Christ. So yes. But retards and muh war iginst krissmass *busts down Walmart door on Black Friday in the name of god*
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>>71833211
>>71834659
pls be bait
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>>71836965
>busts down Walmart door on Black Friday in the name of god
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>>71836962
parp
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>>71831494
DeShaun Ferguson was a white guy?! What the FUCK
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>>71837124
This is how people with fart fetishes get their start. They are the same people who post brap on this website.
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>>71837202
That'd only be accurate if the new guy got banned immediately by some 13 year old with a god complex. At least it's funnier this way I guess.
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>>71836732
If you're staying in someone's house, don't hack them and spread their nudes all over the internet shouting I DID THIS TO YOU
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>>71837238
>implying it was anything but the assblasted Mutts egging the Ecuadorians till they gave him up
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>>71837150
Brapposting isn't a fart fetish, it's just chemo against horny teenagers posting their subhuman pleb fap material for attention.
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>>71832002
fuck me where are you in the midwest bro
i'm in chicago and it's not as bad as the valley but shit's catching up. thankfully (and never thought id say this) the polaks stayed around so that bullshit isnt as common here
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>>71837258
The new Ecuadorian guy already didn't like him. HE didn't need much and Assange gave him more than enough reason to throw him out.
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>>71837277
>the only people retarded enough to not buy a case for their shit are 14 year old downtown "gangsters"
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>>71837360
2/3
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>>71836721
he has a point
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>>71837369
3/3
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>>71837360
B.A.S.E.D.
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>>71837360
It's rare to see only one image of a person and be able to tell exactly what their shit personality will be. And to then to read this after seeing the image of her first.. The game was rigged from the start.
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>>71837360
>>71837378
>complaining about people think you look unprofessional when you look unprofessional
The company I work for, this wouldn't pass at all. Not even for casual fridays
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>>71837378
What a bitch lol
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>>71837580
Shut the fuck up boomer.
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>https://marketplace.visualstudio.com/items?itemName=joker-theme.joker
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>>71837597
Guess again. I'm actually 22. That weird age where you're either an old zoomer or a young millennial because nobody can settle on a age cutoff
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>>71837597
Fuck off triggered bitch. That shouldn't be acceptable in any company. That is literally the Walmart version of the nu wave feminist outfit even including the fucking makeup.
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>>71837378
I disagree with the company.
Who'd go to a party like that?
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>>71837666
Nobody cares.
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>>71837715
nigger
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>>71837735
>>>/pol/
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>>71837747
>>>/lgbt/
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>>71837747
>being this new
You need to go back. Right now. Fuck off.
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>>71832341
christtards btfo
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>>71837755
>>71837761
t. assblasted 22 y/o polturd
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>>71837768
assblasted
That's it. Just trying to tell you, you take it up the ass
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>>71837768
>proving how new you are
Wew lad, I'd tell you to stop but it's entertaining. Still, you need to fuck off.
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>>71837787
And? How's that an insult?
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>>71837797
>he doesn't want to visit God's temple
/g/ is a Christian board. Please leave
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>>71837863
Fuck Christianity. /g/ is a Terry board plain and simple.
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>>71837369
>I know why they said that, because I was there
>your technical skills are probably too weak, because I've read your resume
Hi red.dit!

>>71837378
Wtf this is it? It doesn't look that professional, but in a not-a-lawyer way. She's better dressed than half the programmers I've worked with. I don't even get why she'd call this "mildly sexual", it's just boring.
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>>71837326
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>71837580
how does she look unprofessional? based off her personality I wouldn't hire her either but her clothes are completely fine lol
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>>71837907
>Do I fit in yet? The post
Amazing how you announce to the world that you need to go back.
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>>71837378
>red-black motif
>light blue/purple purse
what did she mean by this?
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>>71837712
a fatty
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>>71838077
Not just a fatty. A sack of fat with no taste at all that thinks they are the badest bitch in the room but can't even helloworld.bat
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>>71837968
>tights
>red
>purple hair
>skirt too high/wide
It's not that woman can't dress sexually. It's that people can't appear "punk" in a business environment
Even wearing something pic related. Every single muscle in my being is telling me to breed high quality genetic offspring, but it's still clearly professional attire. >>71837378 just looks punk and easy
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>>71838116
can you?
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>>71838146
>irobot.jpg
@echo off
echo topkek.
pause
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>>71836728
Ayyy
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>>71837298
the 618 bro. Come home white man.
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>>71836663
>I agree button
Nice touch.
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>>71837304
Or adults who know how to be careful with electronics.
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>>71838361
>t. 14 year old downtown "gangster"
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>>71838368
>t. boomer butterfingers
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>>71837326
>fedex
Checks out.
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>>71838216
@echo off
:do
echo topkek
goto do
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>>71837262
>Brapposting isn't a fart fetish
t. closet fart fetishist
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>>71837187
the wordpress one makes sense, but facebook/spotify/pinterest? what is there to learn?
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>>71838032
goth, but doesn't want to be known as goth
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>>71831494
>explaining and admitting to the candidate how they're literally breaking the law
>not just saying "sorry, you're just not a good fit"
Yeah, nah, ur a cunt. That never happened.
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>>71839075
it's only illegal not to hire black people, anon.
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>>71837666
22 is a zoomer. Undoubtedly. Anyone under 28 is a zoomer.
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>>71839026
Why
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>>71831469
DNSじゃない
そんなわけがない
DNSだった
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>>71837378
I'm honestly on her side here, this would probably be fine where I work. Dress codes can fuck off IMO.
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>>71837360
>shirt "shows a little booby"
>calls her outfit "mildly sexy"
>"heavy makeup"
these were probably understated, she probably looked borderline like a whore

>whammin should be able to dress how we like! social standards should bend to my will!
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>>71837360
>>71837369
>>71837378
As someone in the industry for quite a long time, I can safely say her attire was not the reason she wasn't hired. She was probably just a stuck up bitch.
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>>71839134
the clothes were probably an excuse to get her out of the room
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>>71839151
If I was reaching for an excuse, I'd think of a better one than that.
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>>71839151
Whatever they say to you is as official representatives of the company. They shouldn't lie, and they should be called out on shitty reasons like this.
I do think they lied.
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>>71839173
they're under no obligation to be truthful with you, this is a job interview, not a court case
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>>71839198
It can be. It isn't legal to hire based on appearance.
In any case the punishment is someone calling them out, as happened. Women will avoid the company based on information like this.
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>>71831760
Yes?
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>>71839198
people are going to think twice about working for that company though. it will affect their ability to attract talent.
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>>71839437
because of this unverifiable information?
anybody could post the same thing, who's to say she's being truthful? maybe the interviewer /did/ shut her down for not being technically capable of the job, but it was her who turned it into a clothing thing to discredit the company
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>>71836721
>>71836766
>>71837377
dicksuck tranny detected
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>>71833211
Thats the nigger that runs WikiLeaks
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>>71839261
>Women will avoid the company based on information like this
and thats a good thing
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>>71836607
It creates a tracking cookie in your browser.
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>>71839451
Yes. And when it happens to someone else potential employees will only think once.
The company can chase this up with an accusation of slander. The girl has no recourse.
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>>71839455
skype faggot detected
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>>71839605
dilate
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>>71839026
Never understood the picture, I know that guy fucked that up,but can some nice anon explain that to me?
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>>71839605
Skype is the enterprice choice, annon. How else can I have classified animu discussions at work?
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>>71839716
he had 8 hdd's in a raid0 configuration
put simply, this means that the data was spread out over all disks, which inproves performance, but with the drawback of if one disk dies, you lose all the data, on all the disks
one disk failed, blowing away all 25TiB
what's even worse, is this raid is typically used to prevent data loss when a disk dies, if he wasn't being such a dummy, he would have been using at least raid5, which would have saved him any data loss
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>>71839745
Ohhh i see now,thanks man
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>>71837378
she is cute
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>>71839075
Don't know about America but affirmative action and diversity hires are not illegal in UK. In fact its encouraged by various government organisations. Diversity is one of our key traits and beliefs for some reason...
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>>71838145
How fucking hard is it to wear business attire jesus christ, fuck off with your chinos and Jean's and cardigans, dresses whateverthefuck.
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>>71839606
Why is Hotmail associated with dumbfucks anyway?
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>>71837369
Spot on analysis by rando ex-recruiter. Companies do NOT want people who cause trouble. A trouble maker can easily destroy the work output of a dozen people, and this woman is an extremely clear case of "I'm going to fuck up everything".
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>>71838744
>wordpress for dummies
but anon wordpress is bootstrap for dummies which is CSS for dummies
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>>71840091
look, i'm not saying it's hard to use or anything, but it at least makes the most sense out of those choices
the others shouldn't need any documentation to use at all
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>>71836728
This joke is older than the internet
(But that guy sounds based)
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>>71840047
i'm a fag if i think the cutest thing in this pics is the "sitting" girl hairstyle?
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>>71840057
Every indian and arab guy I know has hotmail
I have seen huge businesses we were partners with (they ordered a million dollars worth if stuff each year) and their official email address was something like rajeeshpunjabi13@hotmail.com
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>>71840236
You're a fag anyways whatever you think.
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>>71836659
Nothing wrong with this as long as it wasn't typed out...
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>>71840356
Eratosthenes sieve is shorter, more accurate AND faster than this abomination. Not even talking about black magic like deterministic Miller-Rabin test.
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>>71839745
How does striping shit over 8 drives improve performance?
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>>71840394
I didn't really read the code and thought that it was just some sort of retarded version of the sieve.
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>>71836614
Kek'd
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>>71836645
>>71836630
searching for any urllib.request related thing would almost always turn to someone recommending request library instead "because it's so much easier"
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>>71840507
How does having 2 guns improve your fire rate?
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>>71840507
The system use 8 different HDD for read/write instructions instead of one, so if one file is spread across multiple drives it doesn't have to wait as much as if it was only on a single drive because the file parts can be read simultaneously unlike with 1 drive where are read sequentially
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>>71839745
>25TiB
No look at the image, he had 4TB.
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Dear No.71840257,

It has come to my attention that you have published in public my private email address.

Kindly remove it or I may have to report you to the moderators, no?

Raj
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>>71840629
anon...
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>>71839026
>>71839716
>>71839123
Just read the original thread, is just hilarious:
https://warosu.org/g/thread/S63431597
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>>71840639
That 25TiB is another driver you dumbdumb. Look at the bottom, it clearly states "Capacity: 3.638TB"
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>>71836372
actually I am allowed to say xmadan
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>>71840670
Anon...
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>>71840355
doggo wan the fishe
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>>71836762
>me seeing my parents use their money
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>>71840837
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>>71836645
> :^)
( ´_ゝ`)
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>>71839374
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
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>>71837360
>i am so angry i can't even speak
>writes the great wall of text
roasties
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>>71836614
Now THAT is what I call "based"!
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>>71840633
Please dont, stacey and her kids need my income
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>>71831541
You have to use a purple toner to cancel the yellow and make it white.
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>>71840257
>>71839606
i think most of those with a @hotmail account are boomers.
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>>71831019
>modern day hero+scat master
How can one accomplish so many things?
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>>71831469
Too real.
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>>71831743
You would have gotten the job anyway.
Myself and other white programmers I know have never had trouble getting programming jobs in the midwest. Recruiters are flooding my inbox and my profile picture on LinkedIn is obviously white.
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>>71840294
this
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>>71831055
be a honkey
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>>71841005
Please post Anon
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>>71841293
>( ´_ゝ`)
,':^j
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>>71836721
I frequent both g and pol. And this pocture is bs. Lefty saw couple of pol'ish threads in g and freaked out. Like all leftied does when at least one person disagrees with them. G is more slanted towards left than pol.
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>>71832002
Wow, I thought white people didn't need safe spaces. I weep for my people.
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>>71835356
it should still matter

catholics are pedo rapists
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>>71841629
His was better
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>>71831469
I don't get it?
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>>71841730
Good. It's about time those pedos got raped back.
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>>71840629
>>71840670

It should be illegal to be this stupid.
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>>71838744
I imagine this contains both a) basic knowledge for boomers - but more importantly b) information for social media managers and people seeking to market their products on said platforms.
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>>71833211
Soon to be guest of US prison system.
HAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>71841849
You will one day.
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>>71841942
Ok, dad.
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>>71837360
they probably just realized she's an insufferable cunt but decided to tell her it was because she looked like a prostitute instead
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>>71841849
It's a haiku
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>>71840294
I don't think, I just want to breed all three of them.
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>>71839687
dehumidify
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>>71839145
>She was probably just a stuck up bitch.
going by her post, she most definitely was
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>>71838540
@echo off
powershell -NoProfile -ExecutionPolicy Bypass -File "%~dp0\topkek.ps1" %*
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>>71837378
She's dressed fine. The reason I believe that she legitimately was turned away for sexist reasons is that when companies don't want to hire you, they don't have to give you a reason. Most of the time they'll just ghost you. If the recruiter said that was the reason, then they probably felt like they were doing her a favor by telling her (they weren't). Wouldn't work for a company with a dress code anyway.
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>>71839106
>anyone under <my age> is a <synonym of the day for immature>
Are you a girl?
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>>71837970
What are you talking about? I was openly disagreeing with both posters and the consensus about her. I don't care about fitting into whatever sex-deprived hive mind you have here.
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>>71839862
Accurate. Need to mention the jews though.
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>>71837326
I honestly love the FedEx guys in my city. Always had issues before, but here they straight up will never attempt delivery, just leave the note for me to pick things up at the depot, and the old guy working there is super nice.

Never have to worry about my shit getting stolen, or broken like that. Just pop in on my way home from doing whatever.
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>>71841578
the subtle racism of low expectations
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>>71842262
it's why they love blacks so much, lets them fully indulge in their white savior complex.
they should just adopt disabled pets from animal shelters instead.
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>>71841907
oh right, i forget business use those as if they were people as well
i don't use any of them, so my first thought is the naive "only actual people use social media"
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>>71841989
don't talk back to me, son
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>>71832002
Same deal at my company - also small and private. One of the founders actually said during lunch that he'd be okay hiring a war criminal or beggar, as long as they're competent.
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>>71837262
>t. parper
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>>71837124
i don't know how people do childrens' media
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>>71840057
Probably old people more than dumbfucks.
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>>71839143
See
>>71837378
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>>71831055
Hydrogen peroxide, or alternatively, incarceration.
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>/g/ "humor" thread
>thread is filled with angry comments about race and employment
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>>71842229
>I love the delivery guys because they don't deliver

Are you retarded
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>>71837326
>>71842229
Can't americans order stuff to their workplace?
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>>71842229
>Never have to worry about my shit getting stolen, or broken like that. Just pop in on my way home from doing whatever.

Not getting stolen isn't something I need to worry about but it not getting broken isn't exclusive to delivery drivers, most the time they're quite tame to what goes on beforehand. Heavy or light, everything will get thrown several times before it gets to your driver.
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>>71831019
Tab scoping makes me want to slam my face into a wall
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>>71836645
THIS STUPID SHIT DRIVES ME UP THE FUCKING WALL
>how do i do x in javascript
>durr use jquery thank you sir pls come again
FUCK YOOOOUUUUU
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>>71837378
This story reminds me of my best friends wife.

She works in Salt lake City in IT. Very smart and successful. However she styles a bright red streak in her hair. Kind of like Elvira.

The company is Mormon run. I shit you not she gets randomly drug tested like 30+ times a year at that place (10 times more than anyone else)

She dresses like a ministers wife but the small red streak triggers the fuck out of management.

I told her to sue for harassment because any statistician could prove the random tests were being manipulated.
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>>71843481
>I told her to sue for harassment
Oy vey
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>>71839026
I don't think I understand but am I safe to assume RAIDs are obsolete now that SSDs are common? Or is one of the RAIDs actually useful for something other than speed
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>>71843931
the point of raid is redundancy, hence the name
the speed benefits is just a bonus
there's a reason raid0 is "0", it's not a true raid level, because it's not redundant
ssd's don't deprecate/replace raids, you can raid ssd's
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>>71843931
>Or is one of the RAIDs actually useful for something other than speed
yea, all of them except 0
1: mirror: all disks contain all data, able to lose all but one disk
2/3/4: obsolete
5: single striped parity: able to lose any one disk
6: double striped parity: able to lose any two disks
10: aka 1+0, mirrored pair of stripes: simple balance of performance and redundancy (raid5/6 have higher cpu requirements, though on modern systems it's negligible, raid10 is basically obsolete)
in software setups, you can mix and match whatever, things like 50 (5+0) and 60 (6+0) aren't unheard of
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>>71843992
But people have posted that RAID isn't a backup solution. What's the point of redundancy if it isn't a backup or for speed?
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>>71844059
that's right, raid alone isn't a backup
raid just provides protection from disk failure, unlike an offline backup, a degraded raid;
- can continue to be used, no downtime
- doesn't lose data since the last full backup
- can be recovered while running by replacing the failed disk(s)
for a home setup, a raid combined with snapshots is pretty much a backup solution, since it provides protection from both physical failure, and accidental deletion, though still, a second cold set is always going to be ideal
speaking of ssd's, it's common now to improve the performance of a hdd-based raid with an ssd cache, typically two ssd's in raid1 (mirror), this provides the Best of Both Worlds(tm), large volume, with quick access to common data and a fast write buffer
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>>71841336
Based and red:pill: ed
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>>71841651
>"G" is more slanted towards left than "pol".
imagine unironically believing this while half of all threads are talking about SJWS and trannies like they are the worlds biggest problem kek
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>>71840236
>i'm a fag
Congrats.
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>>71838744
>facebook
a lot of companies ask that you are familiar with viewing metrics in order to effectively advertise
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>>71838717
why is this weird?
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>>71843931
????

>am I safe to assume that bicycles are obsolete now that we have Lay-Z-Boys?

Also, look at my caption. What a coincidence.
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>>71831019
to develop in python you realy need that lambada thing?
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>>71845037
You don't "need" for-loops. A better question is "can you use it to solve problems."
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>>71845037
Lambdas are magic in every language which supports them. Learn their use.
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>>71837378
I mean, she looks pretty professional with that getup? Nobody would go out like that, that's what you'd expect a secretary or teacher to wear.
I don't think the last picture is real, just a joke.
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>>71838145
>Even wearing something pic related. Every single muscle in my being is telling me to breed high quality genetic offspring
Every muscle in my body tells me to run because she's not wife or breeding material.
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>>71841578
typical east londoners
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>>71845083
What if I don't write in a declarative functional style?
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>>71843419
>that image
please how do i find more of these? call me autstic but i find them quite hilarious.
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>>71831623
Tyrone is an Irish name originally.
Maybe his parents are really into their Irish ancestry and named him Tyrone.
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>>71839026
He is a probably had nothing on it and made it fail by removing a drive or something just to take that pic
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>>71837360
>>71837369
What I don’t get is why they’d tell her they weren’t hiring her for her clothes but then “save face” by saying her skills sucked. Wouldn’t literally the reverse save more face? Saying a candidate sucks is better than making yourself out to be a shallow company I would think. She’s go home and cry, sure, but it could you get you bad PR if she bitches to her twitter followers about it, really seems silly to me.
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>>71839129
>6, 8, 5
You done fucked up.
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>>71845488
It isn't though Eoghan is an Irish name and Tír is Irish for land. There is a place called Tyrone in Ireland because some guy named Eoghan owned it and the English Anglicanised Tír Eoghain to Tyrone but Tyrone is not an Irish name, its an American name from the mutts dual weird traditions of naming parts of America after Ireland and then naming their kids after these new places.
T. Gaeilgeoir
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>>71835108
>people laugh at burger insistence on terms like AD instead of CE
Well that's fucking stupid, because CE is a secular renaming of something in an attempt to distance the inherently religious based demarcation of time. I feel pitty for humanity whenever i see a DateTime lib with some stupid use_secular() flag, as if changing the name changes the nature of the calendar.
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>>71845363
Lambdas are useful in the imperative paradigm, and although they're a very functional sort of construct they can be used to good effect in oop code. They're just a tool, like loops and conditionals. Learn the concept and use them when it makes sense.
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>>71837378
nah, fuck this shit. If that fat piggy showed up at my company, we would have laughed her fat ass out the door before the interview. Nobody wants a fat fucking slob in the office they can't fuck. Imagine how much this pig would cost to insure her?
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>>71836721
This is the truth.
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>>71846010
did a fat girl person reject you in high school?
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>>71846080
hardly. I'm not a shut in nerd virgin neckbeard like you. I do not employ people I do not find aesthetically pleasing. It's my fucking company. Diversity can suck my balls and cucks like you can keep all the niggers, pajeets and fatties to yourself.
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>>71846106
>I'm not a shut in nerd virgin neckbeard like you. I do not employ people I do not find aesthetically pleasing. It's my fucking company.
have sex you dumb roleplaying incel
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>>71846147
thank you for playing red,dit
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>>71839919
this post was sponsored by a muslim™
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>>71846010
>we would have
No you wouldn't anon, irl you would sweat nervously, mumble and stumble over your words, and quietly say "Thank you for coming" when she's already made it to her car
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>>71846147
>have sex incel

Dilate.
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>>71846960
seethe.
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>>71836424
Holy fuck that tv made me kek
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>>71836645
>php.jpg
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>>71843419
im glad retards are being driven out and most people are bullying whoever mentions the existence of jquery. took look enough
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>>71838745
H O L E
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I made one original right now.
do i get something for it?
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>>71847624
damn typo, i already started bad
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>>71847652
It's fucking awful. I physically cringed, and I almost never do that.
10/10 in the spirit of the thread.
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>>71847652
it could literally be a picture of shit and it'd be better than your template wojak chad faggotry
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>>71845626
>My recruiter told me I didn't get hired because I wasn't "put together and professional enough"
>Recruiters are the least trustworthy people in the world
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>>71837204
This would be more funny if /g/ could go one afternoon without mentioning Steve Jobs.
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>>71839134
It's not about the clothes, it's about showing you're the kind of person that can hold yourself up to your hierarchy's standards and that you'll try to fit in.
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>>71847715
its a parody on g itself. all these guys making treads like.
yes i do use "X", how did you notice. and then someone makes a comment on the chad image pointing how some "flaw" on it. in case of c, is memory leaks and null pointers.
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>>71846106
>It's my fucking company
Doing IT support for your mum's friends isn't running a company, anon.
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>>71836721
>all boards are run by /pol/
>except /pol/, which is run by tranny faggots
really makes you think
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>>71836749
That's bullshit, my family got a German Shepherd from a rescue named Baja, and we renamed her Sophie and she's been responding to that name for eight years. Dogs don't know what names are, they just know that certain sounds refer to them



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