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Where do the ASMR chicks get those weird ear attachments for their mics?
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wtf I thought asmr wasn't sexual?
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It makes it sound more realistic since it mimics how sound travels into your ears, assuming that's not bs. I think it's called binaural audio.
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>>71400472
its a minidsp ears
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>>71400491
Do you need good headphones to notice the difference or something?
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>>71400491
it does nothing of the sort.
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>>71400526
It's a pickup, basically a version of a stethoscope. It uses internal vibrations instead of sound traveling through air.

Acoustic instruments use them all the timE, it's how you get the wood-sound.

>>71400526
Speak normally.

Then plug your fingers in your eara and speak again.

That's the difference.
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>>71400472
It comes with the mic.
Search "3Dio"
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>>71400663
thank
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All I know is that it sounds like complete shit
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>>71400998
looks bretty good tho https://youtu.be/NSh_NSNyQt8?t=642
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>>71400479
CherryCrush is still the best asmr girl. Plus she has a profile on pornhub as well.
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>>71400472
ASMR is a whole 'nother level of autism that I never thought would exist.
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>>71401254
>Plus she has a profile on pornhub as well.
>pornhub
be gone thot worshipper
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>>71401295
At least it's mostly free and not blocked behind a premium snap
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>>71401336
>mostly free
You don't know her well
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>>71401398
There are 8 paid (yeah they are expensive) videos, but also 62 other free ones, I don't see that much of a problem
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>>71400472
they come with the 3dio
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>>71401398
all of Cherry's porn is all over the internet

Her patreon asmr shit however is mostly locked
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>>71400535
Yes it does.
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>>71401445
Oh, gotcha. I was talking about her porn stuff. Didn't know she locked her asmr behind a patreon
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>>71400491
It also helps make it more sexual
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I hate it when they rub stuff on them and pretend it sounds anything like something being rubbed on your ear. The material they're made out of is a terrible analogue for cartilage and skin and sounds completely different.
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>>71400553
You have no idea what you're talking about
They're binaural mics, intended for binaural recordings, they use normal microphones located at the end of a simulated ear canal (or at the canal opening)
>>71400526
You only need headphones, preferably in-ear ones
Odds are that the modeled ear won't be like yours so it won't sound like it is supposed to
This is what they intend to do with this kind of mics
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUDTlvagjJA
>>71400501
I thought the same but the minidsp EARS doesn't have a bass roll-off switch, they're 3dio's mics
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>>71401455
Yeah but she doesn't jew much. Her patreon only has 1 $1 tier and it unlocks all her shit. And of course all her porn is everywhere and she still does cams once in a blue moon.
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>>71401418
I'm saying the stuff she has on pornhub is just a small portion of everything she's got, just go to her site and you'll see.
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>>71401460
They should ask a local coroner to give them some spare ears and see how they compare
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>>71401492
1$ a month isn't too much imo, not like it's 50$ a month for a private snapchat like a certain ahegao face making thot

>>71401491
I remember going there and seeing shirts and thinking about how that's kinda weird
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>>71401492
>the stuff she has on pornhub is just a small portion of everything she's got

you can go to any porn tracker and download all her shit. But her ASMR stuff is actually better than her porn.
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>>71401516
I think the main problem is that the rubber is too grippy. Probably just coating them in something a a bit more similar to skin would be enough.
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>>71401460
you are always free to watch the vids where they are rubbing and sucking their boyfriends ears.
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>>71401456
How dare you. ASMR is a Christian hobby.
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>>71401516
Or they could buy in-ear mics and get another cute girl to lick
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>>71401242
That eye contact makes me feel some kinda way
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>>71401242
I like the one where they lick a cake
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What does ASMR stand for?
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>>71401638
asian sexy mouth rape
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>>71400472
recorsing dingus checking in here. you can do this with a pair of unidirectional condenser mics and a stereo spreader bar. you don't need them to LOOK LIKE FUCKING EARS
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>>71401638
Another shitty metroid remake
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>>71401656
Top kek
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>>71400472
>tingting

based and redpilled
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>>71401680
thank you, dingus. However, your solution is far less hilarious than plastic ears. gotta go with the Asian chicks on this one.
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>>71401638
Autistic Sex & Masturbation Replacement
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>>71401680
you do if you want hrtf without having to be able to do proper mixing
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>>71401638
Ass-sucking mouth recording
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>>71401630
that one is very cute, as are the lollipop vids. I find the whole thing fascinating.
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>>71401638
Andy
Samberg
Mating
Ritual
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>>71401715
Best one so far
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>>71401693
that's not true
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>>71401757
you can't get hrtf without applying it during mixing or having binaural mics, two condenser mics spaced apart will only have some crossfeed, not the hrtf cues
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>>71401686
the patrician's choice
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>3dpd
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>>71400491
Binaural audio just needs two mics for left and right channels, they don't need to have external ears. The more realistic sound would only apply if you listened with earbuds, not with big earphones where the sound still moves along your own ear shape.

The biggest benefit of the ear mic is the way it can be used to make different sounds. You can scratch and tap the plastic cover or lick the rubber ears or cover them with glue and peel that off. And it's very easy to clean too.

Imo the regular mics with windscreens are better for whispering.
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>>71400472
https://3diosound.com/
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>>71400472
ASMR is so fucking dumb. Millenials were a mistake
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>>71402232
ASMR is godly and so soothing. If you have misophonia it might not be for you.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=qG2KNxODxHI
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>>71402232
It was invented by Gen X
Perfected by Millennials
And corrupted by Zoomers
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>>71400472
dude I get the asmr. but fuck this cringe ass videos. how the fuck they get millions in views is so retarded.
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>>71402526
Have you seen the stats on loneliness these days?
Every time a study is carried out, it shows an increasingly number of men have 0 friends
Of those who do have friends; their number of friends has dropped significantly down to single digits for the majority.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sF90f80vgas
>"Its for my PTSD"
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>>71402577
But why does it need a nose and lips
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>>71402577
that is goddamn horrifying
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>>71402526
you don't see how videos of cute Japanese twins licking stuff while staring into each other's eyes could get views? in 2019? get with it anon
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>>71401690
nice one lol
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>>71401465
for some reason I get better effect from my speakers (I sit right in the middle bitween them) than from either cans or plugs headphones
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Japanese ASMR is almost always far superior anyway.
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>>71402859
So are they using ASMR in asian girlfriend simulator games yet? I cannot NOT get a boner when ASMR girls whisper things in my ears so this seems like the perfect combo for a hopeless neet like me.
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>>71402924
What a hopeless romantic.
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>>71401254
she was a prolific hardcore pornstar before she jumped on the ASMR betabux train, anon.
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>>71402946
euphemism for an overly emotional effete male.
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>>71402954
Boomer post. Everyone does hardcore porn these days, get over it.
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>>71402995
sure they do, sport.
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>>71402973
There's nothing better than a hard man with the soul of a romantic.
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>>71402995
among zoomers, it's a part of everyday life to star in hardcore porn? sheesh the absolute state of the youth of today.
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Looks like pissflaps.
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>>71403153
middle schoolers in 2019 eat ass like a handshake, and anal is first base.
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Asmr is pretty depressing, girls exploiting lonely men under the pretense that it makes the back of their head tingle and totally not because it is a girl pretending to talk in an intimate fashion towards men that had never had that kind of attention from an attractive women before. Bruh everyone sees that caked on makeup, tight ass clothes with titty cleavage popping out, but it certainly isn't sexual at all right? Am I crazy?
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>>71403290
have you considered that, like in most things, incels are actually a small minority of consumers of this media?
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Catplant is my wife
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I bet "ear eating" is probably really shit in real life
Not that I'd know
Just guessing
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>tfw have very girly voice
How do you make your own binaural mic?
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>>71402317
Glow is too pure to lewd.
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>>71402954
She realized you get more money from patreon and similar places than from porn
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>>71401254
The only worthwhile ASMR channels are Japanese.
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Don't do ASMR, it's worse than Heroin.
Once you feel the tingles there's no coming back.
I can no longer feel the tingles, but if I don't listen to it I feel as if something missing.
And it's my only way to sleep now is by listening to women breathing/sleeping sounds and heartbeats while hugging a pillow scented with a feminine perfume.
My life is so empty.
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>>71404050
Post some good women breathing/sleeping sounds and heartbeats ASMR.
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>>71404274
tingting
latte
ppomo
goodnight moon
caroline
pelagea
glow
catplant
madi
gentle whispering
diddly (has 2 amazing lewds)
anya
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>>71404284
Thanks fampai.
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>>71404050
im immunized, i find mouth noise quite annoying.
one lip smack and i get internally frustrated.
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not technology
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>>71404317
3Dio is technology.
>>71403937
My current solution, is using two phones mounted on a dummy Styrofoam head, and merge both of the recordings in audacity.
Pretty good results.
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>>71402578
Nigga she did a Playboy shoot.
Most are thots, this isn't a secret.
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>intentional ASMR
GARBAGE
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>>71404388
sauce
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>>71401254
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>>71402640
It would nominally be to shape the incoming sound by diffraction. But you aren't getting the correct sound with multiple ears in the way. You would also need a stand to reflect the low-frequency effects on the torso that aid L/R separation, and the shoulder bounce. Head-only mics are more prone to reversals, but the shape is not particularly important and can be mocked up with a box if need be.
The ear itself is the most critical portion to shape. From some older surveys of heads and mannequins, the geometry is not quite right and not sufficiently close to the "mean human". The surveys may be old, but there have been no major changes to the shaping of the pinnae in decades.

>>71400526
Binaural recordings are meant to be reproduced on headphones or anything else lacking natural crosstalk.
"Headphone quality" is basically a function of its sensitivity, so it really just needs to not have large dips and peaks in the sensitivity over the audio range.

>>71400553
>Speak normally.
>Then plug your fingers in your eara and speak again.
>That's the difference.
That is the occlusion effect, not the binaural transfer function. The occlusion effect has more to do with the soft parts in your ear than the general outer geometry of your head.
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>>71401295
<Attenborough voice> Here we see a man with no testicles in his natural habitat. While the dominant males yell "have sex" at him, it has no effect and still uses his incapability to get an erection as a reason to lash out at the world.
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>>71400479
Yes if you live in China


Chink
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>>71402924
There was a binaural VN recently, can't remember what it was called though
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>>71407729
There are several games actually.
Spice and wolf is highly recommended.
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the absolute state of /g/
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>>71407130
fuck you porn crazed cock suckers, you are all the reason /b/ sucks worse than it ever has
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>>71403290
my gf (female) unironically enjoys asmr, somethings wrong with her
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>>71400491
Well the sound has to travel into my ears anyways, so with this little attachment it's now traveled through two sets of ears
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>>71403290
you are crazy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyZaJbxluZg
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>>71400479
aren't all the asmr "performers" female? Do you really thing that there is not at least some element of sexuality?
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>>71404050
ive looked at those types of videos i dont get any tingles. never understood why no woman has tried doing sfw videos on youtube with sex activity. kinda like those videos where they have a vibrator on them while they try to read a book, those are not censored by youtube.
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>>71403290
>attractive women before
I don't get visual tingles only auditory.
But you're right, I don't have any female that talk intimately with me.
I listen to male asmrtis and Virtual asmrtis as well does this mean anything?
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>>71409669
it doesn't, hatomugi is nice japanese asmrtist, granted she's female, but she isn't sexual at all, has nice voice and is probably my favourite asmrtist ever
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>>71409669
>Virtual asmrtis
This, I guess it's because I feel guilty about getting aroused from 3dp.
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>>71404010
i don't want to live on this planet anymore
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unintentional asmr is absolute kino
there are some god tier playlists on yt of this stuff
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any gibichads here?
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>>71409520
I do not believe anyone who says it's anything other than a fetish.
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>>71400472
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>>71400472
UHHH EAR RAPE MUCH????????????????
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>>71400479
not sexual, SENSUAL.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4t5TFMSKMfk



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