This is the ideal touhou. You may not like it, but this is what peak 2huness looks like.
>>70567223Google understands upside down searches now? What a time to be alive.
>>70567281This just makes me sad.
>>70567442Don't be. He probably has a broken keyboard, or the airplane seat gives him so little room that typing on it would be very uncomfortable.
dental care is technology
>>70567464This is what peak typing performance looks like. Why are you faggots still using qwerty, Dvorak and Colemak?
>>70567463Nope, he doesn't know how to type for real and he's just using the screen.
>>70567223i just love snsv laptops
>>70567602And then it turns out it's a different guy and macfags just buy the same shit.
>>70567178Give her twin braids that she wears over her chest and you have a deal.
>>70566498That's a tidy pole in asia lol
>>70567515>>70567463>>70567442>>70567281Isn't it a security feature? Kaspersky has a virtual keyboard for security purposes.
>>70567666No, anon, that's just the virtual keyboard that gets called up when you ask for a keyboard. That kid is probably used to tablets and just uses that physical keyboard as a lap stand.
>>70567737None of the above. Flies are 0.5 kg and there are 5 of them, so that 2.5 kg of flies. Add that to 1 kg of jar for a total weight of 3.5 kg.
>>70567737.5 because the flies are lifting the jar.
>>70567718My morning kek lost to this shit
>>70567737Infinite. You have to count the 5 flies to figure the weight. 10 flies times 0.5 kg gives you 10 kg. Each of the 40 flies contributes to the weight of the jar. How are you even going to count all 80 flies before they reproduce again?
>>70567737If they weighed 0.5kg they wouldn't be able to fly, that's why this is so confusing. It bends reality.
>>70567749Post the follow up.
>>70567477kill marry fuck
>>70568061Kill the scot, marry the chink, fuck the injun.
>>705677371.5 because the flies displace air that hits the jar walls.
>>70568005I need those tiger socks.
don't do drugs
>>705677370 because I hope your zeroing the scale ffs
>>70567178>>>/a/ pedoweeb.>>70567463Still cringeworthy.>>70567477Elizibeth Warrren has a daughter?>>70567540IRC will never die.>>70567567Tux is sexy.>>70567666Yes, easier to send the info to the FSB with.>>70567771I call bullshit, everyone knows that blacks don't play checkers.>>70567811If you need a sign then....
>>70567586>>70567602the best part about this guy is he lost it all when the house was destroyed in a tornado
>>70567704fuck you, I laughed. >>70568219kill yourself nigger
>>70568261I laughed too actually I'm sorry
>>70567771I remember seeing this back in the early 80's in a magazine. Lotta predictions, but this is probably the only one of those that actually came true in a sense.
>>70568219God every fucking time I check a reply it's this mass replying faggot
>>70566523False. It's obviously an anti-white psy-ops project to brainwash women into following the jews lead so that they fuck tyrones and not aryan stallions like me and its basically a genocide!!! Trust me, i've seen dozens of youtube videos, altreich blogs of the month and hundreds of merchant edits i got from /pol/ so i'm basically an expert.
>>70567281That's just your average zoomer: their brains so smart-touched they are unable to think otherwise.
>>70567281It gets worse https://entertainment.nine.com.au/viral/children-swiping-on-books-like-tablets/d13973c3-49fd-4545-987b-ba51b4229015
>>70567488cuz im using qwertz you lil bitch
>>70569040where did this fucking picture come from?
>>70569089God we just fucking suck so much /g/ let me tell you.
>>70568982Silly ausphags, they must think a dropbear will appear.>>70569029I call bullshit, blacks can't invent shit, most still live in mudhutts.Give it back jamal.>>70569040RMS is god, the rest are just evil profiteers of the tech industry.>>70569089/r/edditors are the lwest form of life.>>70569145Yep, especially the namefags.
>>70569173>/r/edditors are the lwest form of life.Err meant worst.
>>70568172>12>$10,000 worth of parts from eBayI can't tell if this is white privilege or another instance of a parent handing off their own work to their kid to get famous.
>>70569040A bunch of billionaires....and Stallman.
>>70567822Mechanical waves travel at the speed of sound.
>>70567440i love this guy's shit. who is it? got a link?
>>70567822Technically, you're not transmitting data above the speed of light. You're only transmitting data as fast as you can tap the steel rod, it's just over a great distance.
>>70567464Wow, even the N key has that little bump for your finger.
>>70569182>anon is a poorfag that has no life savings>gets jealous at the thought of a family lending 10k to there extremely gifted child >are you implying that if you had a kid who showed the ability to perform something this amazing, you wouldn't lend them money to accomplish it?
>>70567822It doesn't move immediately though.
>>70566498If the l stands for love then I guess I lose
>>70568982I refuse to believe this, no one is this stupid. It's just a meme made up by boomers (the actually old kind).
someone post escape.webm
>>70567737>A scale measures "weight", or, the effect gravity has on your mass>A scale can only measure this effect when gravity is applying your mass physically to the scale>The jar's mass is being applied to the scale by gravity>The flies' masses are not being applied to the scale by gravity (they are hovering mid-air, assuming they aren't just sitting on the jar walls)The only weight the scale would detect is that of the jar, so it would read 1kg.Alternatively: [spoiler]SCALES CAN'T READ[/spoiler]
>>70569089This one really takes me back
>>70569786Wouldn't the flies be applying normal force of enough strength to keep them airborne though?
>>70566498> Powerlines buzzingYou don't seem to understand
>>70568486wrong, you are a mentally ill biological garbage leftie.
>>70569939>And you don't seem to understand
>>70566523what bullshit is this
>>70566498SEA is a mess of cables I swear.We went to Phu Ket after the tsunami (2005) and we were hearing stories of tourists getting tingling sensations from some parts of the Patong beach. I imagine they had cabling in that beach water for some time.
>>70568219Off yourself IRC boomer
>>70570018>live wires under the waves
>>70570024Cute chocolate MSN Butterfly.
>>70566498Just another day here in SEAsia.
>>70566498AND YOU DON'T SEEM TO UNDERSTANDA SHAME YOU SEEMED AN HONEST MAN
>>70566498Why would I laugh, this pisses me off.
>>70567463>airplane seatThose are clearly bus seats.
>>70568082This every other response is retarded
>>70570529What the fuck am I looking at?
>>70570011+jews! is the very reason they changed it to that
>>70567822Steel isn't rigid enough for that to work.
>>70567845>You do not have to worry about thisEven with an update.
>>70569182If you're not willing to pour ten k into your kid's passion then I hope to god you never become a parent.>white privilegekys
>>70568354>"peg" not presentGarbage tier list.
>>70569485Nigger the speed of light isn't a bandwidth are you high right now?
>>70567718I don't get it...
>>70571123The poles bandwidth is limited by the speed of light.
>>70571137No it's not, the pole's bandwidth is limited by its physical properties (like how much it dampens waves). Its latency is limited by the speed of sound in steel.The speed of light has nothing to do with anything here.
>>70571155What does the speed of sound have to do with anything? I think you've misunderstood the point of the image.
>>70567420been there done that>>70567506you laugh but that would actually work>>70567737>>70567822t. can't into physics
>>70568219Nobody cares about your """witty""" commentary. Kill yourself, you nigger.
>>70571108>pouring 10k into your looser son's anime figurines
>>70568259Jesus fuck his hand?!
>>705679271kg + with some variation, because the flies are flying around and not putting pressure on the scale plate. Variation because as the flies zoom around it pushes the air around meaning that some of the air is putting a small amount of pressure on the plate. If a fly lands then it will go up by .5kg.
>>70568172>fusion?Why does this smell like bullshit.
>>70571108>proving his point by not understanding the entire point of wypipo privilegek e k
>>70571402>white privilegeNo such thing, especially not in the third worls shithole that is the US. God you americans are pathetic people
>>70569029You may not like it, but this is what peak journalism looks like.
>>70567811reminds me of this
>>70569786the flies are inside the jar, therefore applying weight retard kys
>>70567751>>70567804"flies" as a collective, you can't be this retarded
>>70569182How do you not have 10k??
>>70567644but where is the camera? she has both hands on the laptop
>>70567464When I was super little a teacher gave use these to learn how to type. It was massive and was coloured piss yellow.I was outraged when I learned real Keyboards were not like the piss keys.
>>70571243This but used it for a hot plate instead because I was making a huge batch of turkish coffee.
>>70569089Who the fuck just runs random scripts without looking at the man page for various programs they're unfamiliar with?Just guessing that the echo is hex for rm -rf ~ or * and that the xxd -r -p converts it into executable ascii.
>>70569111i too would like to know, and if there's a higher resolution around. i've been looking for this for quite some time, only ever seen edits which seem to be from a higher resolution copy but marked with red pen.
>>70567737Those are some shit big ass flies
>>70571167>What does the speed of sound have to do with anything?
>>70569820yes and when planes fly they press on the earth, thats why we have flying paths so you dont get crushed under the plane because it needs a lot of force to stay in the air since its heavy
>>70571167>What does the speed of sound have to do with anything? I think you've misunderstood the point of the image.this is bait.... right?
>>70571689You are an absolute moron. If the flies are not physically resting inside the jar they are not apply weight.
>>70568082This. With slight variations whether or not the flies are accelerating.
>>70572341>>70572594>Physical movements>soundThe image is impossible anyway, so I'm taking the assumption that it's a perfectly rigid body
>>70573104Sound is just an oscillation of physical material. Force propagates through materials at the speed of sound in those materials, so if you push on one end, the other end won’t start moving until the force propagates to it though all the atoms in between. A rigid material like steel has a very high speed of sound, but still nothing compared to the speed of light.
>>70572677You can blow on a scale and make it read a non-zero value even though you aren’t physically resting on it. If you could blow hard enough to lift yourself up, and the air couldn’t diffuse to the outside environment, then there’d be a pressure differential in the enclosed space that presses on the ground equal to your weight.
>>70573129Well, it's safe to assume that in the hypothetical that the 'steel' rod is a perfectly rigid body.It's autistic to say that the force can't propagate though the steel quick enough
>>70573162The assumption requires a magic imaginary material to be even remotely valid, and having a basic understanding of physics and structural mechanics to realize that isn’t all that autistic.
>>70573223>requires a magic imaginary material to be even remotely validThat's the point, you assume the best possible scenario. And the point of my original post is that you're not transferring data at the speed of light, you're just doing it over a very large distance with no latency. You can only transfer data at the speed you smack the pipe at
>>70571700>he doesn't collect 1 pound behemoth flies
>>70573251Then there is no point and you might as well say you have a magic portal instead of 5 light years’ worth of unobtainium because the physics for that is just as nonexistent. When you smack actual matter, the spot you hit will squish against the next bit, which squishes against the next bit, so on and so forth down the length. That creates latency equal to the length of the object divided by the speed of sound in the object.
>>70567248Most likely google understands memes now.
can somebody post jew screws please
>>70573313>What is hypothetical
>>70568039can't be real. none can be this retaded just for the sake of being different
>>70568259how do actually not have a stroke and die before coming up with the idea of naming your company onions while being from this timeline?
>>70570189That's fucking brilliant.
>>70573157Applying direct air pressure to something is much different from the way flies use their wings to maintain flight.
>>70572677do gauss's law on the bottle with the flies in them you retard
>>70573642>what if magicLiteral retard.
>>70567644she needs to join our startup
>>70574116what would she be doing exactly?
>>70568219can you do me a favor and start using a tripcode so i can filter you like the massive glow-in-the-dark redditor bugmen niggerfaggot that you are?
>>70567718>>70568024kekked and pecked
>>70567617I don't get it
>>70574267Just filter>cringe>yikes>anime>pedoAnd nothing of value will be lost. Some still slip through the cracks but you can't win it all.
>>70569963haha this moron cant even speak english and hes going around calling people "garbage". Peak """white""" supremacist right there.
>>70572025>executable asciiThat's the most dangerous kind of ascii.
>>70567737There's no answer in a picture>>70567751>>70567762>>70567804>>70567822>>70567910>>70567927>>70568082>>70568151>>70569786>>70571243WRONG!>>70572238this guy gets it. There are no flies weighting 100 grams! >reading scalesThis quiz makes no sense!
>>70567522This! So much this!!
>>70570984even if it was rigid enough it wouldn't move at or even near light speed. mechanical waves moving through a field (in this case the field is steel) would have a limit to the speed it move through that mediumsame with photons. photons can only move "at the speed of light" through the medium (field aka space) at which we calculated the speed of light
>>70568259His body is so fucked up from nothing but onions that his body cant even support things in his hands wtfWhy do people think beige liquid is nutrition
>>70568259why is it so slow?
>>70569182It's retarded news. I can't believe it's on the fucking news!It's even worse than that negro INVENTING new computer!Do these journalists know nothing about word meaning or they are literally retarded?>>70568172FUSION, FUCKING, REACTORSMASHING ATOMS SO FAST THAT THEY FUSE TOGETHER!Jesus fucking Christ... The fuck is wrong with people...
>>70568061fuck fuck fuck
>>70574438How do you filter out these comment fags
>>70569182if my kid has the ability to make a nuclear reactor in such a small form factor at the age of 12 I would throw as much money as he can use at him for as long as I'm able.there's a reason why the money, in one argument, should pool at the top of the pyramid. it's because the people who are the smartest/hardest working/most gifted are the most productive, so it's beneficial to us all that these people are the most well funded
>>70572238lost to this comment
>>70574567What about it retard? Its apparent that you are unable to form coherent english sentences but you could use a translator software ffs
>>70570014that's fucking brilliant
>>70570529What the fuck
>>70571401It is true. The NRC made him dismantle it.
>>70566498This looks like mexico
>>70570529>>70575463Why are people constantly doing weird shit on this page?
>>70576507>Can anyone hazard a guess at why this article has been the target of so much vandalism over the last day or 2? -- Smjg (talk) 22:17, 29 October 2008 (UTC)>It's linked in MediaWiki:Noarticletext, MediaWiki:Noexactmatch (through the redirect case sensitive), and MediaWiki:Noexactmatch-nocreate (through case sensitive) which was created on 25, October 2008. So the visibility of this system message may explain the important rise in traffic of case sensitive, , whilst the traffic of case sensitivity alone relatively diminished. This explains the cumulated traffic and so the level of vandalism here. Cenarium Talk 01:39, 1 November 2008 (UTC)
>>70567822Problem is the "signal" that you give the steel rod would only travel so far. The compression wave would gradually lose energy in the form of heat until it dissapeares about a mile later.
>>70567540Greg is da man
>>70567522I'm in this post and I don't like it.
>>70569029I still remember the cringe fest when that "story" came out
>>70569182The money's irrelevant. He built a fucking reactor.At age fucking 12.>white privilegeWhite privilege is being smart enough to build a nuclear reactor unlike every nigger on the planet.
>>70574618>I don't know how nuclear reactors work
>>70567804>10 flies times 0.5 kg gives you 10 kg Common core strikes again.
>>70567751>>70568082Lads, if you were travelling with a bird, and the bird would be flying over your head all the time, would it weight you down?Even if you were in a fully confined space like a giant jar, do you think the airborne bird would put any weight on your shoulders?If not, why do you think it would be different here?
>>70569089>homophobic namesPeople who fall for newthink are so dumb I'm amazed they manage to breathe and type stuff on the Internet.
>>70567822The rod would flex at the speed of sound in steel
>>70567870This is from /biz/ though
>>70568098Fat man hit Nagaski, not Hiroshima.
>>70578516>implying it doesn't add to the picture
>>70577433the force exerted will push the air down as it's flapping its wings. in an ideal confined space like a jar you'd be hit in the face by a breeze of air that exerts a pressure proportional to the weight of the bird. in an open space with the bird up in the sky that pressure dissipates across the atmosphere and almost none of it will reach your head. In the case of this jar, some of the force exerted by the flies will push the air towards the side of the jar too, so that will mostly cancel out and the scale will be reading somewhere between 1kg when the flies are all in freefall and 1.5kg+ when the flies are taking off from the base of the jar.
>>70567615this is a piece of art near my flat, Canary Wharf London, it's not meant to be functional as traffic signals.0/10
>>70578795Taking things in a ylyl thread seriously/10
>>70567737it could be plausable with a drone, perfect hovering
>>70567281needs a kick to the head.
>>70567617He's probably zoomed in by 500%
>>70574116>>what if magicYes, that's the point of a hypothetical. What if something that couldn't be real was real? Like a steel rod 5 light years in length.
>>70567670Lost. Take your (you) you fucker.
>>70578836internet is serious businessyou new?
>>70569628idk why but this gif makes me unconformable
>>70567460How did they get away with this?
>>70579482Casual racism was allowed +10 years ago. Now whenever someone says anything remotely racial, raid sirens go off. Even liberals were eating jesse smollete's ass when he claimed he was attacked.
>>70579581His voice annoys me. Makes me want to punch his face.
>>70574578Fast movements scare söyboys. Early models moved much faster, but after several ankles got broken from a panicked jog, they had to slow it down.
>>70579581this guy is infuriatingly shit at flying his 'drone'
>>70570529anybody else sending Farhan Aran an email? what should it about tho.
>>70572025Winrar. You can run it without the $() and it'll only be unexecutable ascii.
>>70568240Must be a bug. There's no way a CPU could reach those Celsius.
>>70579604>>70579631these, convinced its a troll video
>>70575463>not bookmarking the twitch page for followed channelsYikes
>>70567420I don't understand, what's supposed to be funny about this image?
>>70568354>not calling it a USB keyfucking zoomers
>>70568993does the lama comes with a notch?
>>70574005No it isn't, they're throwing mass down to propel up. Hovering, they're exerting a force equal to their weight in order to counter gravity. When accelerating up, they make the jar heavier. Down, lighter. If they enter freefall then their effect is neutral. The true answer to the question is "none of the above" since we don't have enough information about how they're flying at any moment. The average would be 1.5kg though.
>>70568259So this is the future of the white race, can't wait!
>>70567782>morningIt's 15:58 you dumb nigger. Open your blinds every once in a while.
>>70580913>>70569040And the slightly larger version.
>>70580926Did he write the red pen comments himself?
>>70567718What is happening in the last frame.
>>70580991He's painting the computer screen black.
>>70580948Evidently, art class. Then pen edited out.
>>70574578It's a tool for the fucking elderly to make sure they can't hurt themselves, anon.
>>70567420GeneratorCoffee potCoffee GroundsGrounded Generator
>>70568243He left his dog to die but saved an iPad, too.
>>70566498This is what literally every street corner in my neighborhood, in South Korea, looks like.
>>70581111Is cosmetic surgery as popular in SK as we're led to believe?
>>70568040Those vox pops are one-offs. The interviewees don't recur.
>>70567737I say 1 kg. Heavier-than-air flight works on the principle of localised pressure differentials. I don't think the effects of the flies' flight would be felt at the edges of the container.
>>70567870This needs more Retarded Wojak.
>>70571926start recording video on you phonestick your phone in mouthtilt head backwardsfind one usable frameor have a friend
>>70581247Are you merely pretending?
>>70567281he's just pointing at the stupid on screen keyboard to laugh at it
>>70567460I miss 2006
>>70567281We've reached peak zoomer
>>70567460Based and redpilled
>>70581008Is it real? :oI don't have the balls to write the bad n word on assignments
>>70581726You get away with a lot of shit in art class. My doodles made it all the way to the governor of the state and caused emergency PTA meetings.
>>70581899>My doodles made it all the way to the governor of the state and caused emergency PTA meetings.Post them
>>70581970That was the 1980s and I've not seen that stuff since I handed it in. I loved art, but it was draconian back then.
>>70570922Shit, if they did a normal “T” rather than the plus, then upside down it’d be a flipped crucifix, followed by “JEWS!”I fucking bet they knew, they just didn’t think anyone would care.
>>70569245>Attach diamond chain to solid diamond rod, tie to fighter jet>accelerate jet to speed faster than sound >chain pulls tight>Start of diamond rod now accelerating faster than sound, rest of rod hasn’t started moving yet, rod gets magically longer while reality catches upGood shit
>>70582669More like the jet turns into a fireworks display.
>>70569040I get that it's juvenile, but "official greasy pitchman for Macroshit Wangblows Niggernet Exploder® 9" has consistently made me laugh for about a decade now, and I show no signs of improving
>>70575323How? You're attaching an identity module to an ethernet port.
>>70582916Actually, it's called an RJ-45 connector. You could still interface with the sim card.
>>70573911Söy was a meme after the name söylentAlso 4chan mods are immature
>>70581407>sodomy is a felonyFuck me guys guess I'm a felon and a faggot now
>>70581407I'm certain the quote comes from something similar to The Onion's 'American Voices' section.
>>70582669That's what happens though
>>70582669That's exactly how it works, except it's not magic. Diamond is made of linked carbon atoms, and the bonds just get more distant with the stress. If they get too distant, they break and you end up with a shattered diamond. This happens pretty quickly in diamond. It's very hard, but very brittle.