>>70167796>the sun>virginity is badok bro
Wtf I love Japan now.
>>70167796>watching porn when you can't fap
>>70168214hands free fapping
>>70167796what kind of bikes are those?
>>70168385ones without seats
>>70168385Dragon Dildo bikes.
>>70167796>we are literally Black Mirror nowrmyt
>>70167796how long does it take to save up one million merits?
>>70168306>thighs rub cock>see 11/10 qt on your headset>cum gets all over exposed gearboxes and wires in your virginCube power generation plant>power outages all over japan
>>70167796> virgin shamingI am offended on the basis that I've been one.
>>70168214Bicycle operates an onahole movement sinulation
>>70167908This. Such a dim publication. I hope it and it's type die out.
lol@virginst. former incel
>>70168490them japanese flag-looking screens at the background tho
>>70167796>writing "virgins" in all capsWhat did they mean by this
>>70167796why do they persecute us so
>>70167796>t. former incel>formerYoull never stop being an incel, it clings to you like a fart on a hot day people can smell it Just because you had sex once doesn't mean you're some kind of chad now, you just a nerd that got lucky
>>70170090VIRGINS is actually a secret organization for magic users.
>>70170170I'm sure I have the appropriate requirements, do you know where can I apply?
>>70167796making a tiny bit of energy from people riding bicycles to get FIT makes sense instead of making it go to wastethat blackmirror episode triggered me though. It is as if the writers have not heard of conservation of energy.
>>70170167its true, I lost my virginity and currently have a long term gf but I can feel I'm still an incel at heart
>>70170170SHUT UP, AGENT FAGGOT. YOU KNOW THE RULES. >>70170368You don't. If we want you, then we'll be the ones to initiate contact.
>>70170606What a disappointment, here I was, hoping to met a succubus or something.
I dunno if you've ever used one of those bicycle dynamos before but the amount of energy they generate is hilariously useless. If riding a bicycle actually required significant amounts of energy from the rider cycling any significant distance would cause people to starve to death.
>>70167908Where did they mention that virginity is bad, nigger?
Keeps the lights working so chad can see stacie while fucking her.
>>70172191Yeah no one seems to understand this. A crappy 100 watt solar panel will make more power with zero bicycle work needed.
>>70172191That's because those bicycle dynamos are garbage. A regular cyclist can output 100+ watts for hours no problem, the problem is properly harnessing this power I guess>>70172630Not an option when you don't have a roof
>>70169902Long ago in a distant land, I, Aku, the shapeshifting master of darkness, unleashed an unspeakable evil. But, a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword stepped forth to opposed me.Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in time and flung him into the future where my evil is law. Now, the fool seeks to return to the past and undo the future that is Aku.
>>70172671It reads "warukunai" (nice, not bad). 悪 by itself is indeed aku (evil) which is where the cartoon villain got his name.
>>70168490Muh Black Mirror
Cycling destroys your pelvis and crushes your balls.
>>70167796what the hell I love japan now
>>70167796Why are brit headlines always like this?
>>70172402Why is the word virgin capitalised and why is it important for the article retard?
>>70167796converting to 100% clean energy sources within the next 20, 30, or even 50 years is going to cost at least 30% of the world's GDP, but the price of not doing so only costs 000.04% of the world's GDP - the cost of dealing with fewer but more destructive hurricanes, the cost of dealing with a 3ft rise in global sea levels in 100 years, the cost of buildings not suited to a small increase in temperature because they were built for the climate they were conceptualised inWe need a technological breakthrough that will allow the cost of renewable, clean energy to come down to affordable levels, only then will people switch en masse.
>>70172840how do guys sit down without sitting on their balls
>>70175270It just happens, especially as we get older. Only solution is to follow your path of faggotry but that would be gay.
>>70167796Sweaty, in-shape, virgin asians? The porn industry has gone too far.
>>70174643>he really believes in the climate change hoax
>>70175270You sit on your balls a couple times, then learn very quickly to not do so ever again at all costs.
>>70167796Saved for future use.
>>70175270There is a reason for so-called "manspreading".
>>70176291I only do it to oppress minorities
>>70176291No. If your balls are so large you can't sit properly then either stop the saline injections or go visit a doctor.
>>70170517>>70170167Having sex the celibate.
>>70176340They're just swoll with pure unadulterated masculine energy. When I sit down in public my legs automatically spread open in a dominant commanding manner, releasing my masculine musk into the air. I see the woman looking. I see them smiling. Their eyes drawn to my bulging pants, a nexus of patriarchal energy arcing between my thighs.
>>70167796Fuck Jews. You should be ashamed of yourself if you are not virgin before marriage, not the other way round
>>70173880Because that's how the Japanese company literally calls them. It even says that it prefers actual virgins. Have you actually read the article, or do you just draw conclusions from the title?
>>70176340Imagine having tiny balls like this anon
Now give me some source in Japanese.
>>70167796Nigel you are a man now you must choose:2/10 blonde haired dyed british slag with 2 mulatto children or pic relatedso .........
>>70178009WHAT is this on 4CHANNEL? HIRO I DEMAND AN ANSWER NOW OR I'M PULLING MY ADS. YOU PROMISE A FAMILY FRIENDLY SITE HIRO
>>70167796This is a 3/10 in england,sadly.So the feminst propaganda really is pissing on a bonfire at this point, just look at the numbers of posters in /brit/ at any given day.
>>70176340if you had balls you'd understand that pressure/heat = pain, and sitting with legs together, in a jostling train/bus, is not comfortable at allpeople don't 'manspread' to take up space or be a dick, not usually, anyway
>>70167923i fapped to this image wdyd now??
>>70172652>Not an option when you don't have a roofYou could put in the grass and it would make more power than a bike.
sounds about as efficient as burning calories through sex
>>70178084What I've seen reasonable people complain about are the assholes that takes 1.5+ seats, reasonable only if one have horse sized balls and dick. What unreasonable idiots complain about I don't give a shit about, you shouldn't either.
>>70172652>100 watts without stopping no problemThat's a shit ton of food, easily doubling the daily intake a person needs. As well electronics need power and 100 watts isn't much for anything, especially with conversion losses.
>>70172840A bicycle saddle rests your weight entirely on the sit bones. If your balls are being crushed, something is very wrong.Now the perinium (your gooch, or taint), that's an issue. Pressure on the perinium causes nerve damage and erectile dysfunction.This can be avoided by cutting a gooch hole in the saddle, or using a noseless saddle.
>>70168490>>we are literally Black Mirror now>rmyt>>70169930>them japanese flag-looking screens at the background thoThey knew!!!! They're apart of the programming!!!
>>70173844Because brits are low IQ, they love tabloid sensationalism so much even their “respectable” media is infested with it.