So what is considered to be the healthiest sleeping position?
>>7107313115
>>71073188>sleeps on backthats how you get sleep paralysis
>>71073197Not if you aren't a schizo or have BPD.
>>71073131>13It's like you're asking your uncle to diddle you in the middle of the night.
>>71073197Take your meds. I am not asking again
>>71073197I don't care about sleep paralysis anymore,I trained myself to stare into the void,every night I am fully prepared to meet my demons.
>he doesn't sleep in the flamingo positionNGMI
>>710731312 supremacysometimes i sleep like 3 with my legs straight
>>71073131For me, it's two or nine, cuts back on snoring
>>71073218I got a very dim nightlight to stop the succubus from sucking me off.
>>71073266Fag,succubus will steal your life force either way,the only way is to strengthen your will.
>>71073131you fucking sad losers cant even go to sleep without needing to "redpilled" on how to fucking lay in bed.useless pieces of shit
>>71073197I almost always get it if I sleep on my back and never on my stomach. Why is the back more common?
>>710731314 or 17 (without the weird pillow placement)
For me, it’s 9
2 and 9 are god tier
>>710731311, 2 objectively incorrect. people who sleep like this are not intelligent. IQ below 100.3, 4, 5, gay6 thru 10 means you're a schizophrenic who gets stabbed in nightmares nightly11 is how chad sleeps12 thru 14 is VERY gay, will molest a child.15 and 16 will die within a few hours, respect your elders17 is cozy18 is for autistic children who think hiding under your covers will stop you from being schizophrenic
>>71073197thats how you astral project
>>710731315, 6, 9, 10, 17
>>71073197It's the only way I can sleep without my arms going numb
With your arms around your wife.
>>71074559a fellow base jumper.I too take pills.
>>71075143This
>>71073297probably something to do with your spine being locked in place maybe like when animals show their tummy
>>71073197Sleep with the TV on to avoid sleep paralysis.
>>71073131I have my arms like 9 but my legs like 5. Thing is, I have very loose joints to the point I can dislocate my shoulders with zero effort. By sleeping like that, I wake up every morning and have to pop my arm back into socket
>>71075242thats what i do but i never sleep on my back, fuck that shit
>>71073131But do you keep your toes straight up or let them hang. It's been bugging me so bad.
>>710731311 is the "i feel sleep in the couch by accident"2 is the guy who drools on the pillow ( i know that by experience)3 is the lonely guy4 is the lonelier gyt5 is that guy who is in deep need of physical contact such as a hug, but copes that he does not need it by saying that he is an introvert 6 has a pretty decent life7 just fell down from a building8 is just weird9 is just 2 with autism10 blacked out on the bed after a long/shitty day11 is either a chad or just got murdered12 is a faggot or got raped as a child13 is a faggot and got raped as a child14 doesnt even make sense15 is a corpse on its funeral16 is on its death bed about to turn into 1517 fell into a deep sleep before he could get himself into a better position18 has loud neighbors and wants to kill himself
>>71076295>2 is the guy who drools on the pillowfuck sake you got me
>>71073197>he doesn't purposefully sleep on his back to face his demons to battle and kill themNGMI
>>71077086thisafter you kill your own demon, you get to haunt other people in their sleep paralysis
>>71075230>does nothing
>>71073197Imagine ever experiencing something that could ever be considered paranormal. All you experience sleeping on your back is the ceiling and improved posture/shoulder position
>>710731317/16 hybrid here. Is comfy.
>>71077448Oh - is 1. Am stupid.
>>71077178>be me>sleep paralysis veteran>had them for years since my teenage years>sometimes get to see shadow people, the grim reaper flying above me, huge skull with flaming eyes floating, demon entering my mouth at high speed>ffw 25 yo>sleep paralysis again>had enough>scream at the top of my lungs “COME AND GET ME COME FIGHT ME”>to that day, rarely have sleep paralysis and when I have it there is no demons>mfw I actually beat my demons
>>71077516You can't talk during a sleep paralysis anon
>>71077516That's not sleep paralysis, those are schizo episodes.
>>71075143that gets uncomfortable very fast. i like to be cold when I sleep and my wife radiates an insane amount of heat
1 7 and 16Back sleeping masterrace
>>7107313115 is me. 16 if I'm having a nightmare.
>>71073197>would get vibrations and sleep paralysis as teenager>be obligate back sleeper now>wish the vibrations would come back>they never do
>>71075167Geriatric base jumper here, what the hell does tiger knee have to do with jumping?
I put my dick between my wife’s ass cheeks and fall asleep with her pushing against me.
All wrong, theres only one answer
>>71078482I bet she's bored of you. Why don't you let me teach her new tricks?
>>71073131I had an ex that slept like 13 while on top of me fuck I miss it bros
7
>>71074559The Rodtang sleep position
>>71073131>Sleep Apnea>every sleep position at once in a single night
>>71073131Where is this nigga jumping from?
>>71078854>crossfit sleeping pose
>>710731316,15,16 for me, in that order.
>>71078423Start looking lucid dreaming. You vibe the whole time. My method is to take deep breaths as I walk "down stairs" into a temple carved into a mountain. There is water after the first step. Descend the steps breathing with each one and visualizing the pressure against my body as I wade deeper. This fails often enough I switch to plan b and build a planet in my mind until I notice I'm not in Kansas anymore. And remember, you can always get out by holding your breath
>>71073131Anything other than 2 and 17 feels uncomfortable for my balls
>>71077608You feel like talking but no sound is coming from your mouthI’m trans btw
>>710731313 with an anime body pillow.
>>710731318 master race reporting in
>>71079431
>>71078366yeah agree, no desire to hug a raging furnace all nightI think people who say shit like you replied to are permavirgins who have never shared a bed, or else my wife has a freakish outlier body temp
>>71073197I defeat sleep paralysis through sheer will power stupid faggopt
>no illustration of #15 but side sleepingThat would be me, fetal position is for faggots
>>71073131>1Number 1 babyyyy let's goooo
>>71073131In the arms of a person who loves you.
>>710731311 is objectively correctt. 1 chad
>>71076295>5 is that lonely guy who is in deep need of physical contact such as a hugCompletely accurate and true.t.5
>>71073131Anything that is not sleeping on your back is bad for you and will give you asymmetrical face. Take a selfie right now and notice the puffier side is the one you're sleeping on 8 hours every night for years. That shit will make you look uglier over time.
>>71080271even just cuddling with my ex gf while watching a movie got too hot. why are women so hot
>>7107313110 and 15 is how I wake up 99% of times, also>imagine using a pillow
>>71073131Mostly 15 without a pillow or 9 rarelyAlso how many of you actually get sleep paralysis? i've never had it.
>>71073131I wish I just was a 15 Being a 2/3 just makes me have neck/shoulder problems all year long. Feels bad man
>>71073197>>71073131I'd rather get sleep paralysis then have asymmetrical face. only sleeping on back doesn't make your face asymmetrical
>>71073131I'm pregnant and can only 17 but can't wait to 10/11 again.
>>71083437Higher risk of dementia though (apparently). I’ve been trying on my back with no pillow for a week and keep waking up at 5am with a sore neck. Going to give it a few more days to adjust but if not fuck it I’m going back to side sleeping
>>71073197Have habitually slept on my back for the past 4 years. Never once had sleep paralysis.
>>71073131I fall asleep in 15, I wake up as 5.Also why is 8 sneaking off with the pillow
>>71073131Upright in a chair
I sleep like this
>>71073131I do 3, except there's a pillow between my legs as well, and my right arm rests on another pillow that's part of my couch.Once I get really fit and find a gf, they will be replaced by the soft thighs and breasts of a woman.
>>71073296Beta and sleepcelled He doesn't pillowmaxxLeaving circadian rhythm gains on the tablePost your memory foam mattress (you won't)
>>71073131>not rotating through all of these positions throughout the night whilst sweating profusely and living through the worst memories of your livesits like you people have healthy sleeping patterns
>>710731319 is the most comfy13 is for people who make ngmi threads
>>71082967I’ve had it a few times. Never saw any ‘demons’ ‘shadow people’ or ‘hat men’ but the first time I had it I did see a lump under my blankets before feeling the life being sucked out of me. Most of the time I just felt a vague sense of terror and breathlessness.
3, 4, 5 are optimal, on back is bad and if you sleep on your belly you're killing yourself>>71074862i've also started getting this a couple of year ago it's really scary
>>71073131Only thing that matters is left side or back, because this prevents digestive juices from flowing up your esophagus.
