Are there any steroids and/or peptides that I can cycle on once, lose a good 20 lbs and jump off with minimal impact to my hormonal baseline and function? Or will I basically gain those 20lbs back once I'm off said steroid or peptide?
Are you retarded ?Even if such a thing did excist, if you don’t have willpower to lose weight now, why would taking steroids change your mindset? If anything people on steroids are more committed to leaving humanity behind for gains Just don’t be a lazy cunt and get going holy shit, there’s no magic pill or everybody would have a 6pack
HGH burns fat very efficiently and one can go cold turkey after years of use without any negative sides. Only downsides is that it's expensive and hard to get ahold of unless you have HIV or severe brain trauma
>>67868555If you don’t know how to lose weight naturally, pumping yourself full of drugs isn’t going to change anything, fatass
if you don't have the simple willpower to lose 20lbs, then you are ngmi. peptides and steroids aren't magic. however, it is in clinical use though I think pretty expensive, semaglutide is used for weight management.
>>67868555gw , but im not a doctor
>>67868555nobabby need milkie
>>67868555If you fast it greatly increases HGH. Just go on a week fast and you’ll burn a bunch of fat
>>67868600holy shit calm the fuck down i was just asking. i've been doing alright by just being in a caloric deficient and was curious if people had alternative approaches, don't get why the fuck you're sperging the fuck out.
>>67868604is it unsafe to go cold turkey if you quit after a year?
>>67868625I do retard, just wanted to speed things up. Nbd if I can't. Why is everyone sperging out when I'm literally just curious.
>>67868555That's not how steroids work, if you want to lose weight amphetamine is your best bet.
>>67868555>is there any synthetic drugs I can take that will make it so I can reap the benefits of hard work whilst actually making zero change or effort, yet also having no negative effects or consequences for my actions? I fucking hate zoomers. Truly pathetic generation
>>67868555HUUOGHH-HUHU... UOGHHH...... MILKERS. WAAAAAAA WAAAA BABY NEED MILKERS BABY WANT NOW BIG TITTY MILK NEED FUCKIG BIG MILKIES FEED MEE WAAAAAAAAA
>>67868555DNP, you can die if you overdose on it but running one cycle is probably harmless
>>67868705fuck off, i'd fucking deck you boomer
>>67868762Sure thing fat boy
Thread full of retards. Don't listen to them OP.>>67868740This might work although idk how safe it is. I would suggest going on a generally low fat diet too, especially cut out the PUFA. Take coconut oil it increases metabolic rate greatly. A lot of coffee and B3 (as niacinamide) will help you burn more efficiently as well. Methylene blue possibly? I know it increases mitochondrial metabolism but I haven't looked up whether or not it's effective for weight loss.
>>67868659What did you just read?
>>67868650>”Uwugh c-c-calm down your scaring me I was just asking a retarded question please don’t hit me I’m gay!”
I have a severe lactation fetish
>>67868740This is very unsafe, you’d be way better off just paying for liposuction.
>>67868555Steroids are not for losing weight, you fucking idiot, they're for gaining lean mass
>>67869235>all steroids are the same
>>67868891The horror stories you hear about dnp are utmost exaggeration. Unless you're a massive idiot and follow a few rules, dnp is completely safe to use.>it causes cancerNo, it doesn't. Multiple animal studies have shown that even a dose that's next to fatal over a prolonged period doesn't seem to cause any cancer. There's not a single reported case of DNP causing cancer. In fact, it might actually slow the growth of some tumors. >It makes you blindNo, it doesn't. In very, very rare cases, exclusively in females (!), it can cause cataracts, but those can be easily fixed with a routine surgery and vision can be fully restored in 100% of cases. >it can kill you due to overheatingOnly if you take it at wrong doses or if you already suffer from massive metabolic problems. There's not a single reported case of death from <4 mg per kg of bodyweight per day, which is already way above an effective dose. In fact, there's not a single case of <10 mg/kg/day being fatal without the use of other drugs at the same time. Some idiots killed themselves by using HGH or Clenbuterol at the same time as high doses of DNP, but unless you do that, you're completely safe as long as you take the recommended ~3 mg of DNP a day.
>>67869245In their main effect, yes. They all trigger the steroidal receptor and thus, do not cause weight loss but muscle gain.
>>67868555Just eat a ton of protein. Protein requires more metabolic expenditure for the body to utilize it compared to carbs and fats. After taking into consideration the metabolic cost, I think protein's net caloric content is closer to 3 kilocalories/gram rather than 4. And this way you save your nuts.Don't be a steroid fag.
>>67868555fuck you OP she looks so much like my ex
>>67868600Kind of hard to ask someone if they are retarded then spell exist wrong in the next sentence.
>>67868555Didn't read. Give milkie.
>>67868555Osterine and Cardarine and yohimbine and Tribulus
>>67868555>Needs roids to lose 20lbs