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>zoomer tries to correct my stance during padwork
>he doesn't understand long guard or modern mma upgrades to traditional muay thai stance
>play along for fun
>brutalize him during sparring in the clinch by just clamping down on a double collar tie and not letting go (250lbs per arm overhead row)
why is muay thai class so much fun?
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>>67296153
Is it really that awesome? I might join one then
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>Be dyel lanketlet (6'4, 92kg)
>manlet tries to close so he can get a hit in
>bodylock and lift him off the ground
When will they learn?
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Based. Free license to beat up zoomers
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>>67296334
>When will they learn?
they never will, that's the best part
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i have no idea wtf you are talking about OP
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>>67296357
>they never will, that's the best part
>>67296360
>i have no idea wtf you are talking about OP
see
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>Teep that fucking newbie Whiteboy
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Muay Thai looks cool but I'm scared of brain damage. How often do you have to get hit in the head?
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>>67296153
>using brute strength and not technique
Why are you even there?
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>>67298509
Frequently but not hard if you're at a legit gym and not preparing for a fight.
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>>67298554
to mogg you
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>>67296153
Dude be fair though, you got to play by the rules of the club. If its Trad Myau Thai, work with trad myau thai because most people are going to use that in myau thai comp and don't be an asshole about it, treat it as practice when you absolutely HAVE to up close and personal in a closed space like a hallway.
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>>67296153
>(250lbs per arm overhead row)
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>>67296153
Being a big muscular fat fuck should be enough to beat the shit out of everyone you meet?
Or do you actually have to learn how to fight?
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>>67298577
Yes if you are faced with people that know how to fight/are potential pro level fighters. Otherwise a typical DYEL MMA fighter could fuck you up due to sheer violence given to your slow ass.

Hint: Learn to do some explosive work at the least like clean & jerk or KB russian swings.
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>>67296334
>implying it isn't easier for meat manlets to slam lanklets
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>>67298629
The competent manlets can just break bodylock. Doesn't stop it being fun though
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>>67296308
fun? You’ll absolutely fricking love it hun x
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>>67296153
>go to martial art class
>apply entirely different ruleset and techniques that apply to different style just to hurt and annoy others
Good way to get humiliated and get your shit kicked in by the coach or another experienced guy.
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>>67298688
Okay okay I get it your ancient dance routines are very important. Now make with the fries I don’t have all day
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>>67298577
Anyone with at least 1 year of training will fuck you up. I've seen some bodybuilder or powershitter come into our gym thinking he's hot shit only to get fucked up so many times it's not even funny.
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>>67296153
Nothing worse than unsolicited technique advice from someone worse than you.
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>>67298688
I don't know a whole lot about muay thai but I don't think he broke any rules
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>>67296334
It would be easy to rape you with wrestling
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>>67299121
>this thing happened at baseball
>WOULDNT WORK IN SURFING FAG
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>>67296153
Dude I want to start Muay Thai, I don't want to fight, I just want a fun activity for cardio and fat loss and light sparring to learn tecnique. Any advice?
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>>67299140
manlets have to use ever cope they can
let him have this little win bro
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>>67296153
OP got his ass handed to him in class and is now seething
all MMA plebs in my MT gym were consistently wrecked
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>>67296153
>modern mma upgrades to traditional muay thai stance
MMA and Muay Thai have different stances because they're different sports. MMA upgrades to the narrow/light lead leg stance of Muay Thai don't exist for that reason/

You sound retarded.
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>>67299121
I'd put vaseline on my shins so you'd have nothing to grapple
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>>67296334
>be Manlet
>rag doll and sweep skinny lanklets
We don’t need to learn shit
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>>67296153
You’re a cunt if you went harder in sparring just because he tried to help you the best he knew.
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First off I will say I have trained Judo in my youth and Sambo in my late teens/adult years, I'm not that great compared to true champions.

So, I dropped in at a bjj school to get some mat time in while I am working, I have never done bjj but watched the gracie and machado videos and it looks a lot like Judo Newaza with more ground techniques. I told the sensei i've done some sambo and judo and had my own gi and white belt but never done bjj, he said it was fine and I paid my drop in fee - sweet!

1/?
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Although I prefer standup, newaza is a lot of fun and I've won a lot of matches with newaza in judo and pins in wrestling. The warmups from bjj seemed really similar to judo except they didn't do any standing drills or ukemi, but lots of rolling movements and inversions! The sensei taught some open guard passes against a specific open guard (They had a name for it, but I honestly couldn't understand it. It sounded Portuguese??) + some sweeps. Through this part of class I had a lot of fun and really learned a lot, everyone was very encouraging and nice! It was similar to judo but more detailed with a lot of 'little tricks', it was actually really neat.

2/?
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Okay, so now the sensei says its time to roll and groups me up with a purple belt (I honestly don't know if this is a high or low belt at this point, its a child's rank in Judo). I start standing and he starts on his butt (???) and we slap hands. I don't know what to do with him on his butt so I snap him down into a cradle and pin him for a while before switching to kuzure kami shiho. From kuzure kami shiho he tried to go upsidedown to get out, but I dropped my shoulder in his chest and pulled up on his head into his chest (chest compression) and after a while, he taps. After he tapped he said "You don't have to go so hard", I apologize and ask if he has any injuries, he says no and we slap hands again. This time he starts on his butt again but goes upside down and does hiza juji gatame (illegal in judo), I tap right away because I have never really trained techniques like that and it hurt my knee a little. I ask if those are legal (in Judo and Wrestling they are not) and he says "kind of" with a big smile on his face. I didn't know if he was kidding or what but it frickin hurt. So we slap hands and restart and he shoot a single leg on me from his butt. I counter into Uchi Mata and land on him and he yells in pain. I get off right away and apologize but he is trying to catch his breath and walks to the side of the mat. I ask again if he's ok but he doesn't say anything and just stares passed me (??). I didn't understand this at all because he was bigger than me and I didn't even throw it hard. (although he DID NOT use any ukemi???)
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By this time the buzzer went off and the sensei grouped me up with himself. Sensei doesn't seem happy at all and says "Now you roll with me.", I oblige and bow out of respect (sensei is a 2nd dan and again I am just a white belt in bjj). The buzzer goes off and the round starts, we are both standing and slap hands. Sensei grabs a cross grip and I counter by going into russian and riding him to the ground (wrestling style). When we hit the ground I try for waki gatame but switch to front headlock and setup shime-waza with the collar. Sensei doesn't tap but doesn't move (???). I eventually let go and switch to flip him over, I am now in Yoko Kami Shiho and apply heavy pressure, he tries to cross face and I get ude garami, sensei taps. I stand back up and sensei stands up, we go again slapping hands. Sensei ducks under my initial grip and goes from tani o toshi but slams his hips into my knee (ouch), I counter by switching to harai makikomi with georgian grip and land on top (this throw was harder because sensei was driving his hips into my knee, so i had to move faster) and switch to kuzure kami shiho gatame and apply more shime waza, sensei taps. Buzzer goes off shortly after and sensei slaps me on the back saying "Nice job, sand bagger". I stand up and tell the sensei "I am not sand bagging, sensei?? I told you before class I have wrestled and done some Judo." At this point sensei is standing, staring at me and no one is training now. Sensei points to the door and says "There it is until you wanna be honest". I didn't know what to do so I bowed myself out and left the dojo.
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Is this common in bjj? Did I do something wrong? I was really, really, really confused! I was most sincere in my apologies to the purple belt guy, I honestly didn't know if purple belt was a high or low rank? (I know now it's low based on skill level, but still)

If someone could clear this up, I would be very grateful?? I want to train BJJ in the future because it looks fun but what happened was NOT fun at all and i'll stay with wrestling and judo if people are going to be so hostile??

thanks
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>>67300203
What does sand bagging mean? Never trained any martial arts but this was an interesting read. To me it seems like he was butthurt that you are a white belt in their sport and fucking them all up kek
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>>67300203
sounds like you just went to a gym below your skill level - like it or not a bunch of these places belt up on the basis that the white and blue can easily be achieved a total combat newbie after taking a handful of their classes.

sounds like sensei got bitched out and expected you to be barely literate in combat and got pissy when that wasn't the case

find somewhere that takes it more seriously, don't shy away from BJJ as a whole - you clearly have some talent, just find somewhere that will nurture it

>>67300296
kinda means the combat equivalent of a card shark - pretending to be less experienced than you are so you can compete against people you'll find easy to beat
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>>67298688
As long as you are not breaking any rule (lmaoheadbutting in the clinch) you are actually doing them a favor expanding their knowledge.

I went from tkd to mma (I also did boxing or I would have been raped), the striking sparring was heavily thay based as usual and faking a low kick to have them check it only to retract the kicking leg and sidekick them was good fun. Obw I could have done real damage as I was one of the biggest (for you) guys there but the point is fine as long as you are not hurting badly your sparring partner, you are actually teaching them new tricks and most importantly how to deal with them in a safe environment.
Be water fren, don’t sperg if something that is not supposed to work ends up doing a number on you
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aww, poor OP got his little feelings hurt
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>>67300213
what school was this, gracie barra?
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>>67300296
The sensei was accusing him of lying about his experience level so he could dunk on beginners. Anon told him he did other grappling martial arts before so the sensei was just sour that he got mogged. I would have walked out too. How much could you learn from a "master" with a bad attitude who you beat twice in one round?
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>>67300213
0% chance this happened unless you were at a mcdojo. id love to hear the other side of this story.
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>>67300550
op was probably a retard who tried to beat up a kid to help his ego and was asked to leave. 100% chance theyre lying. 20 years of bjj and ive heard similar stories and theyre always bullshit.
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>>67300189
>>67300197
>>67300203
>>67300213

>judochad embarrasses bjjsissies

tale as old as time
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>>67296153
>overhead row
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bjjsissies seething right now
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>>67296153
>be me, cool based zoomer
>train muay thai
>see this dyel skinny fat millenial doing literal bullshit
>he doesn't even know about stance
>try to help him
>he starts spewing some bullshit about modern technique
>Tell him he isn't even close to those modern "upgrades" and he shouldn't try anything new he learned from reddit/youtube.
>he now starts blaming the jews
>at this point i can clearly see the manlet rage building up
>regret talking to him so i just turn and walk away
>loser tries to sucker punch me
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> be me
> 5'6 southpaw tysonmaxxxed manlet
> sparring a 6'2 guy
> puts his hands up in a high guard
> huge right hook to his ribcage
> he instantly falls over

the best feeling you can get in the world is beating a taller man in a fist fight, there is nothing that is as satisfying.
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>>67299383
Just join a gym
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>>67300681
have you tried having sex?
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>>67300681
Ok grumpy, doc and dopey are looking for you back at the house
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>>67296153
why do you get fucked up the ass by niggers and then guzzle the cum from their shit covered nigger dicks?
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>>67300726
not really, i unironically based my whole personality on being a sigma male so the only things i do in my life right now is boxing and working on my company.
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>>67300213
This is a copypasta probably
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>>67300646
Lmao
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>>67300762
if you call yourself sigma you are not sigma lmao



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