>men claim to have the ideal body >they ejaculate from the same hole they pee from
>they ejaculate from the same hole they pee fromTop tier efficiency.
>>64496010Honestly kind of impressive engineering, like something the Germans would make
>>64496010>woman's womb entrance basically touches their anus, prone to infection>male ejaculation port basically has a self-cleaning functionYeah we're superior. And you'll never be a woman btw.
Women pee from the same hole they take dick in and bleed from and push babies out of
>>64496010>women's entire purpose in life revolves around a hole in their crotch>it leaks constantlyGet rekt.
>>64496010wait does that imply that girls have 2 holes????????????????????
>>64496010so do women though
>>64496062>Women pee from the same hole they take dick inHave sex incel
>>64496099that’s just lose of control of bladder cause the orgasm is too intense
>>64496051If the Germans made it, it would have to be serviced by a guy named Helmut every six months to the tune of $400+. And the truly smart bros would be leasing their penis, not buying...
>>64496010>women talk from the same hole they take dick and drink semen from
>>64496062HAHAHAHA VIRGIN THIS GUYS A VIRGIN
>>64496175Don't forget, it would be constantly broken because of unrealistic expectations from the engineers and parts availability.
Alright fellas, you get a second hole for cumming. You going over under or side by side?
>>64496010The ideal body would have no peepee or boobies
>>64496062and shit from.
>>64496246neither they are all shit, from the same hole is literally top tierover and you piss all over your penis and drip piss over your body under and you have to piss sitting like a woman instead standing like a chadside by side and you hurt your peehole during sex and masturbation and overall number of bj worldwide takes a massive drop since women would be disgusted having to stare at a peehole while blowing you off
>>64496010I don’t ejaculte at all 5 years nofap and still going strong faggots
>>64496175topkek this is one of the best posts I’ve seen on here
>>64496246Over under. Side by side would look weird
>>64496010We might have that, yeah, but women’s vaginas and assholes are generally no more than an inch apart so I think we take this
>>64496345womens assholes are cleaner and less hairy tho so it's not a big deal
>be girl>want to piss in the wilderness>squat>piss all over my own feet>be girl>use public toilet>don't want to catch anything so squat above the seat>piss all over the seat and feet>friend is next>slips on the piss and lands on the seat with her ass>catch an infection>be girl>use toilet at home>it is your own toilet so it is clean and there is no need to squat>no piss on your feet>wipe the wrong way>catch an urinary tract infection
>>64496175Actually hilarious, nice one
>>64496010Never take seriously the opinion of a creature who bleeds for a week without dying.
>>64496062You sure about that one bucko
>>64496010please, the vagina and the anus are 1 centimeter apart
>>64496010>Says the animal that bleeds every month in the same hole they orgasm and reproduce in
>>64496246over-under for maximum symmetry.
>>64496010Women have mushy jello blood fall out of their pussies on a monthly basis
>>64496010the urine cleans the urethrae that's why a lot of guys get the urge to pee after sex. The precum cleans out the urine. Men truly are the ideal, Aristotle was right women are just deformed men.
>>64496324It happens at night after like 2 weeks
>>64496010>women have sex with, piss, shit, and bleed all from the same holeBye bye rostie
>>64496426>womens assholes are cleanerIn what conceivable way, FAGGOT?
>>64496062They are only jealous of your purity Anon, keep yourself clean, for when you meet the right one for you, that you will start a good and strong familiy with. Gods speed Anon.
>>64497363In every way, men take bigger and nastier shits and have more asshole hair for it to get stuck in
>>64497400you're a retard
>>64497433you don't know anything about assholes idiot
>>64497438Of course you'd know, fag
>>64497363Because I lick them clean
>>64497453I know womens assholes you virgin youve never seen one irl
Gays take penis from the same hole the poop out of LMFAOOOOO HAHAHAHSHAHAHHAAHAHAH LMFAOOOOOOOO COULD YOU BELIEVE IT? IS IT TRU? TAKING DICK FROM THE SAME HOLE YOU POOP OUT OF? HAHAHAHAHABABSHABAB
this fucking thread
>>64496010>women claim to have the ideal body>cant stop me from raping them
>>64497515Feels good, though. I honestly think it feels better for men to get fucked than women.
After cumming I pee to clean my urethra.
>>64496062Satire or a really oblivious virgin?
>>64496246>tfw you will never double barrel a womanWhy even live?
>>64496010after I ejaculate, if I keep stroking a certain way for a few seconds, pee comes out. is this normal? I meant immediately after ejaculation. the feeling is very intense, like an extension of the orgasm
>>64496471This is why men are evolutionarily attracted to feet
>>64497837You have AIDS
I've been with a few women in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the female anus is incredibly close to the vagina, in fact they're barely an inch apart.I'm not sure about other guys - but doesn't this disturb you? It feel like a design flaw in women actually -- like they're supposed to be so feminine and beautiful yet this ghastly little oversight is ruining everything.Somehow it feels to me that women should be more aware of this flaw and it should affect their confidence. Whenever I see a so-called beautiful woman walking down the street so care-free thinking she's all that I just remember her anus is only 1 inch away from her pussy and laugh her into oblivion.Women: Please accept that they're too close together, let it negatively affect your confidence and so make yourselves more readily available sexually as a result. Afterall, we're having to sleep with a creature whos ANUS is only 1 inch away from the vagina --- you should not make this difficult. It's unappetizing enough as it is. We're doing you a favour.Men: Do not let women forget this flaw, and do not forgive them for it. Remind them of it constantly less they get inflated egos and think they're all thatThey're just too close together, sorry, but its true.
>>64496062Anon nooooooo, pls let this be larp.
>>64496065You showed them pal!! Now if there was one to read your brave take
>>64499095Even worse chickens poop from their vag!
>>64496247>The ideal body would have peepee AND boobies
>>64496010wish I could poop from there so I could make girls eat my shit too tho
>>64496471>be girl>piss all over my own feethot
>>64496062>>64496117>>64496211>>64496291>>64497226>>64497399>>64497490>>64497597>>64499121The misconception comes from the female urethra being near the vagina itself. I'm guilty of this too in the past.Theres so many goddamn parts to a women's nether regions that people like me would just call it a pussy in one fell swoop, especially since its main purpose is taking dick or pushing babbyhttps://www.iflscience.com/plants-and-animals/theres-one-anatomy-fact-that-almost-no-man-seems-to-know/
>>64499352The urethra is pretty difficult to see even if you got your head right in thereI've even known a girl that thought she peed from her vagina, if you can believe that
>>64499438I believe it, theres a girl in the article I posted that thought you despite being a nurse.The body is so fucking complicated that i dont blame folks for these oversimplifying errors
>>64496062Holy shit lmaoooooI love being a femanon and seeing this shit
>>64497837In what way do you stroke it? I wanna try this out.
>>64496010Steve stop projecting. One hole is better since it simplifies the form and leaves more room to get jacked with
>>64499286This actually fucking happened when i went to turkey and used the squat toiletsOne labia is larger than the other so it messed with the directionI like squat toilets because “helth” but super annoying and embarrassing
>>64496051Or, the Romans..
>>64499629>>64499852How does it feel to be inferior to the mighty male python organ? Our one eyed snake can piss in any circumstance, direction, plane of existence - standing, sitting, doing a handstand. It matters not. You will never match us. We are truly the bladder relief Chads of the genders
>>64496062>Women pee from the same hole they take dick inWoah an actual underage virginYou know what to do jannies
>>64497050one for pissone for cumone for spitone for poopone for frow upone for battery acidone for bloodI like how you think anon
>>64496010pee is sterile.
>>64500133I mean we both use toilets so the ability of where i can piss isn’t really a big dealNot gonna argue, men definitely are the piss chads
>>64496010>a reeking hole that is randomly flooding your undies is superior
>>64496010>men claim to have the ideal bodyFrom Wikipedia:>Irony, in its broadest sense, is a rhetorical device, literary technique, or event in which what on the surface appears to be the case or to be expected differs radically from what is actually the case.Get back to your cosmetology homework, hole.
>>64496010Different hole, theres a flap that opens and shuts when you cum and pee. Thats why you need to pee after you cum so that you don't get a UTI. Please tell me if thats wrong I was raised by a single mom and I have a retarded brother who got most of the attention so most of what I know about sex I learned from reading hentai.
>>64500261Look maybe if men are really so superior they can go into medicine and figure out how to fix itIt’s honestly not fun being sexually self conscious about something that has a mind of its ownSeriously, it’s a whole ecosystem in there and if you start messing with it it’ll get mad and start freaking out, for normal women, and for some of us it’s just a recurring issue DESPITE good hygieneSo come on superior man brains, let’s get working on the medical gynaecology shall weIm waiting
>>64496010>be woman>gets rapedMany such cases
The fact that women can orgasm over and over proves god loves them more
>>64500245>I mean we both use toiletss(he)'s never pissed in the sink
>>64500276>A FUCKING FLAP
>>64500502Is there some vagina flap I’m unaware ofIdek if he’s talking about men or women>>64500472Indeed have never pissed in a sink
>>64496062Don't forget ejaculate out of!
>>64499629>tranny claim to have the ideal body>dilate in the same hole they pee from
>>64500784Trannies pee out of their asses, the urethra is redirected to the anus as putting it in the new vagina is way too complicated
>>64500245God I love being a man>can pee in the sink>can pee in an empty bottle or can, anywhere>can undo fly and stealth-pee in any bush, or any dark nook or cranny of a street>can pee out the window of a skyscraper>can pee at the edge of a cliff or from the summit of a mountain>can write your name in the snow>can use your pee to power wash the bits of poo from the sides of the toilet bowl>can extinguish your campfire>can fill up a bottle to push down a lever to release a marble that begins a Rube Goldberg machine that concludes by posting an uncle anon thread>can pee on your battered and defeated enemies>can pee on your garden plants to bless them with nitrogen gains>can pee off the side of a boat to speed run the water cycle and return your moisture to the ocean>can pee on insects to demonstrate your dominion over nature>can pee into your own mouth if you're into the sort of thing
>>64499792best way I can explain it is try to hang on to the unbearably sensitive feeling right after cumming and try to extend it. it's lightly touching just the tip with 2 fingers. it only works if I am standing (e.g. in the shower).
>>64500851can, but shouldn't. well, would, but sharn't.
>>64500873You should absolutely pee in your garden. Your plant bros need nitrogen to make proteins.
>>64496062Holy shit, I had no idea
>>64496010every day, millions of women unwittingly shovel poop into their vagina when they wipe their butts.
>>64500998everyone knows its front to back dumbass
>>64496010Women literally piss, shit, get fucked in and have babies out of one hole.
>>64501002there is a greater likelihood that 1% of them don't know this than there is a 100% chance that they all do.
>>64496010is this really funny? id appreciate less complexity down there too.
>tfw urethral stricture means it stings when I piss and cumTruly a bad design
>>64501033well surebut MOST women are definitely not shoving shit in their vaginasthat would cause a yeast infection (or bacterial vaginosis, or something else but more rare) and the doctor would be like "front to back or" and tada, problem solvedits also something mothers are supposed to teach girls when potty training
>>64500245I don't use toilets I piss in the backyard>>64500851Based, dick Chads rise>>64500447I mean it's not really our problem is it? You fought for equality, get those brains buzzing ladies and fix your own damn problems!! :D
>be me>horny>find sloot in tinder>a couple of hours later>talk with sloot>agree to come over later at night >workout before meeting her>drink a shit ton of water because water is yummy >finish and go on my way to her place >7/10 latina with nice butt>arrive and invites me in>offers me a drink>we make out a bit>begin seduction and coitus>have a semi hard on whole time because need to pee>ten minutes in>about to cum, or so I thought>huff huff you’re on birth control>ayyy ayyy yes papi>I “cum” in her>it felt like I was cumming but am actually peeing inside her>pull out and see piss coming out of her vagina >y-you came a lot papi>y-yeah I did >grab clothes to bathroom>jerk off to toilet paper>hear a loud wtf outside of bathroom door>sneak out of bathroom window and fall two stories down>dislocated my arm>call buddy of mine to meet me at my place to pop it back Pretty sure god made it this way for survivalbility just in case since our hunter gathers ancestors fucked on the go
>>64500806Is that true tho
>>64499095Very true. This is probably why the woman's family used to pay a dowry to the man's.
>>64496010atleast our orgasm isn't literally pissing ourselves roastie
>>64501353It’s not piss retardIts gooIt’s there so the penis doesn’t tear the vaginal skin and lead to other issuesMaybe you’ll improve yourself and see it for yourself one day, anonBut probably not
>>64496062Wait, do woman have two holes in their vaginas?What was God thinking, they're made for taking dick by two. Woman are truly whores.
>>64501442I wishTWO men fucking you?? Sign me upI mean there’s dp but anal prep is such a hassle
>>64501473By Allah, woman! Please have some decency and think of your future husband. What would your family say of such behaviours?
>>64501597I don’t think my family needs to know about my sexual endeavours like ever but thanks anyway
>>64501473dp is overrated. I've tried it and it's really not that good.
>>64501657Well in return I'd say if you're not proud of what you did, aka you wouldn't share with your family, then you should discontinue that behaviour. Does that make sense? Try having some self respect, it's pretty underrated these days
>>64501666I’m still gonna do it anyway.. eventuallyI wanna feel the liberation that is slut mode/being dominated by menPlus physical pleasure>>64501681Why the fuck would i share sexual experiences with my family? Ever? Under what circumstance would that be important information to share?
>>64496010Yes very efficient
>>64496247i think i heard somewhere that "default human" is basically just a woman with no tits
>>64501875Like…. Baby in womb?
>>64501875Sounds like some faggoty dr. Suzuki shit
>>64501952sir that is a copypasta
>>64501143even if fake, I kek'd
>>64501968a based one
>>64501829You just answered your own question, it's pure hedonism that will degrade your body and soul. Nothing is free in this life, and the pleasure you feel WILL be paid for. The toll will be paid for, I'm just trying to warn you.After all, men like me are the ones who you will feel the punishment most harshly from. Would the executor want his work to vanish?
>>64501999Men like you will never touch me because my standards will never fall so lowIm not a sloot anyway. Pleasure from sex isn’t only a losing game. If you can’t be happy after having sex, ever, youre doing something wrongBut you wouldn’t have experience with that, would you?
>>64501875>>64501905We all start out essentially female in the womb, which is also why men have nipples. You and everyone else had a primitive vagina at one point.The line on your ballsack (scrotal raphe) comes from this proto-vagina you once had.
>>64502134Haha. The cope is strong here. It's interesting that it always comes in the form of putting one's perceived value down. Enjoy your hedonism, and I'll enjoy rejecting your kind relentlessly when I wed a young religious virgin 7 years my junior.
>>64502216not how it works troon
>>64496010birds poo and cum from the same hole they pee from
>>64502216Nope you fucking degen, its the X and Y vs XX that matters, learn fucking science and not pseudo-science, YWNBAW. TRANNY!
>>64502387XX or XY is determined at conception but up until about 10 weeks you have the default genitals, which is essentially a vagina
>>64502397>which is essentially a vaginaIt's not essentially a vagina and more than a bullet wound is essentially a vagina, Retard. Of course a tranny would argue this.
>>64502428It is essentially a vagina and that is also how you get hermaphrodites, it grows into dick and balls but also stays on the vagina path
>>64502216makes sense to me
>>64496062Look at the top of his head
>>64500763Post rotting necrosis axe wound troon
Guys when I pull the slit at the end of my dick apart there's two holes...is this not normal? I just assumed one was for pee and one was for cum and that this was how all dicks worked
>>64502267I’m going to do what i think is right and what makes me happy. Im looking for a partner that understands my personality and fits right in to all my perfect keyholes. It’s not hedonism, and even if it looks that way, I’m going to do the things i want in life so i can have experiences that i think are important. I used to be socially retarded, but guess what? I learned how to not be a social retard, instead of shunning the general public because they didn’t give me relationships on a silver platter. If you want to marry a religious young girl, be my guest. It doesn’t make you better than me, or anyone else whose had sex.Which i didn’t hear you confirm that you had, so how would you know what decision you would make if you’ve never been in that situation? Obviously “my kind” are not pursuing you for sex anyway so i dont think that will be an issue. Believe it or not you can have sex without turning into a cock hungry zombie
>>64502663I mean i could show vagoo but like i have standardscome on anon you think random threads need pussy pictures
>>64496010Woman pee from the same hole they poop and that is waaay more disgusting
>>64502979Your neovagina is not a pussy, it's a rotting mound of flesh
>>64496062Please be bait.
>>64503186Jokes on you my vagina is a rotting mound of flesh anywayboric acid works wonders tho
>>64500276kill yourself subhuman.
>>64502972Insane amount of projection, literally iMax tier. I was a social retard too, before working on myself for what I thought I wanted. I've had plenty of sex and been a hedonist myself later on, that's why I'm telling you it ruins you. Damn near well turned me into a psychopath.>"I'm going to find the perfect partner">howl.pngGood luck. You must actually be underage as fuck to think that way.Seek immediate pleasures of the flesh as you may. You will soon realise the void you are creating within yourself. But that is modernity in a nutshell.
>>64503231Definitely a troon
>>64496246I need three holes in triangular orientation.
>>64499629tits or gtfo
>>64503271Not all sex is hedonisticThe further you go on, the more your arguments decay into holier than thou wording“Immediate pleasures of the flesh”I’m not surprised you almost turned into a psychopath because obviously your brain cannot think in more than black and white terms. Sex = social concept everyone but me understands = loneliness = bad Sex = badI hope one day you actually have meaningful sex but that would require a meaningful relationship, which you will never have in your current state
>>64503280No i just had oral thrush as a baby and i think it screwed me for lifeI’m hoping to find a gyno with the perfect medical cocktail to cure it thoFlagyl actually cured part of itIm pretty sure a troon doesn’t have the biotics of actual vaginal skin, it wouldn’t make sense
>>64501829>being dominated is liberationI hate women so much it's unreal.
>>64502397>tfw women are stuck with the base model
>>64503359?? Im a subPsychologicallyBeing mogged by men feels goodWhat the fuck happened to your male superiority, you guys love that shitGo dom some women they love itHonestly you guys are impossible to please
>>64503359They really are pretty stupid sometimes
>>64503380Women have a lot of mental turmoil and it’s not even their faultIt’s just the way it isIntegrity in a woman is inherently offputting to both men and women
>>64503371When will you leave the internet forever you stupid corrupted whore. All your kind are for is reproduction and you vapid sacks of flesh can't even do that right. If it were not for the laws of these lands you would all be lashed and bound in the basements.
>>64503391Cope and seethe incelWomen will never love you except maybe out of pity
>>64503401Every day I wish I were a homosexual so I would not have to even entertain a thought of women.
>>64503403Nobody is forcing you to interact with women you knowI’m sure they don’t want to interact with you either
>>64503418Reading comprehension on the level I'd expect from women.
>>64503349I never said all sex was hedonistic. I said sex has a massive component of pleasure linked to a biological function which makes it hard to delineate between hedonism and purity. A line almost nobody can draw these days and you think you can?Don't get me wrong I'm no prude. I simply refuse to be promiscuous and give a piece of myself to every opportunity of pleasures of the flesh that pass by, like I assume you do. If you cannot understand that you are truly lost.
>>64502444Jesus Christ. Get it through your thick fucking skull that it isn't "essentially a vagina". It's neither yet a penis or a vagina in any way, so therefore """ESSENTIALLY""" it's NOTHING!!! You're just parroting stupid, incorrect shit that you've heard some pseudo-intellectual faggot Youtuber say once. Fucking idiot.
>>64503390>Integrity in a woman is inherently offputting to both men and womenSociety would be alot better off if woman had any integrity or pride in themselves.
>>64501224I hope not
>>64499352Wow. I am 29yo and didn't know this...
>>64500447Fix your own shit, retard
>>64496175and people say german have no sense of humorthough i suppose you can only appreciate this joke if you are german yourself
>>64496010>women claim to have the ideal body >they defecate from the same hole they speak from
>>64497050Now we are talking.