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>>64486823
Poor kids. Probably fucked for life from subhuman parents. Free will is an illusion. There is no God.
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fellas, allow me to introduce the Sonic peanut butter cookie dough dream master blast shake, size l a r g e
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>>64487034
Add pic of item beside stats for peak memeability
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>>64487073
I will when I get home, I'm compiling a bunch of these horrendous food items that aren't as popular as chocolate oreo shake but yeah they all need to be edited together
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>>64487255
I remember when Netflix used to deliver DVDs
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>>64486910
Is the whole room literally shaking?
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>>64487223
I thought stripper was generally agreed to be a bad job. This is like people complaining that they can't be coal miners and get black lung.
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>>64487598
Probably the whole building
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>>64486910
good job whoever added the camera shake
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>>64487754
Fatties have a delusional mindset. This carries over into all aspects of life. They don't see stripping as a dangerous job full of creeps who could stab you, stalk you, or sexually assault you at any moment, where you're literally meat for someone to take, they see it as "I walk out in a bikini, take it off, shake around a little and make 1k for the night"
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>>64487073
bet those kids are obese
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>>64487598
it's an edit
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>>64487034
Sounds made up; I just checked the menu and this isn't in there.
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"people"
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>whenever I go to the shops there's always obese fucks buying food or soft drinks
Not even American but our fat fucks are slowly getting there. I have no idea how they can afford all the shit they shove down their gullets.
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how do you get this bad? I went to jiu hitsu practice did pretty well rolling and still left disappointed with myself and pissed off. Do these people just have no goals or sense of self?
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>>64488197
Is it breathing through it's nose?
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>>64488819
I like how they keep this ham planet in a barn with the rest of the filthy animals.
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>>64488227
N
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>>64487034
and people say bulking is hard
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>>64488964
I swear these girls are legit retarded, I kind of feel bad laughing at them.
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do americans really
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>>64488096
that episode was peak levels of fatty delusion. He would sit there, out of breath just having to sit up, thinking he was talking to a model
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>>64487928
thank you HAES, libfems and sex traffickers, very cool!
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>>64489021
the "fighting my demons" dance shows she's somewhat self-aware.
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>>64488155
https://spoonacular.com/menu-items/sonic-peanut-butter-cookie-dough-dream-master-blast-419783

Your google-fu needs some improvement it seems
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>>64489128
Which episode was it?
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>>64487255
>>64487406
Zoomers are like “what the fuck are they talking about?” Then they kill themselves.
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>>64487073
So many name brands! What the fuck
i knew i grew up poor an dive been a frugalfag as an adult, but you're saying people actually eatlike this?
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>>64490111
Worse: they believe this deserve appraisal from their NPC peers.
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>>64490126
Is it SUPPOSED to look like a grocery store? Is that the goal? What happens when your kids eat the lunchables and it gets messed up?
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>>64487255
Hating on a Leslie Nielsen classic has brought my hatred of fat people to a whole new level. Fuck them, that movie was great. They had fucking weird al do the theme.
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>>64488227
the fat guy is the least cringe thing here
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>>64488964
Probably the most exercise she will get all year
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>>64486823
How old you think this ham moon is? What an absolute unit.
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>>64487928
So true. Just ask men/women who were trafficked as children, teens, or young adults. They see the stripping industry for what it is.
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>>64488096
America
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>>64490111
I've never seen most of that. We eat meat, vegetables, and occasional fruit and dairy.
But yes, some people eat like this. So disgusting.
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>>64490330
>>64489380
>>64487928
I like how this forum has a more nuanced understanding of this shit than the rest of the internet
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>>64488189
RIP Big Slime
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>>64487406
They still do. My internet is shitty so I still get the DVDs. It's like $10 a month and there's a pretty good selection.
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>>64488925
IS FOR ANYWHERE AND ANYTIME AT ALL
DOWN HERE IN THE DEEP BLUE SEA!
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>>64486823
>Rock and Roll McDonalds
>not posting a link to the song to set the theme

Don’t worry fren, I got you!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GDFaEBjA7PU
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Me after I finish my winter bulk.
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>>64487255
>Heavier but still healthy
>So called "fat" people
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>>64488964
This can't be just fat.. this has to be some kind of syndrome, right?
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>>64490389
Seriously?? Can you check to see if they have Yol?
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>>64491139
Kek
Thanks for grabbing the screenshot, dude
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This thread is making my heart ache.
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>>64489763
Do you know how old zoomers are? I used to go to the blockbuster a lot when I was a kid. It's a five guys now.

>t. zoom zoom
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>>64490111
I've never seen a fridge so full, and I'm a richfag with four fucking fridges
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>>64491232
Wouldn't this all taste the same? Wouldn't you get flavor satiated?
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>>64486910
>it has a boyfriend now
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>>64491232
I've never seen anything like this in a restaurant before. I wouldn't eat there if I did.
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>>64488227
NIGGER
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>>64491377

Shit like that is for retards to post pictures on social media. Flavor is not the point , but attention is.
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>>64491281
Maybe if you used them properly you wouldn't need 4 of them retard.
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>>64491628
It puts less stress on them if you only fill them 25% so they last longer
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>>64488227
kek
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>>64486823
It seems weird that some fat women put on a lot of makeup. It doesn't make the fat look better.
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>>64486823
Most models try to look sophisticated, aloof, or just busy.
A lot of fat models try to look cute. Fat isn't cute.
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>>64486823
Uh oh.
According to this I'm fat phobic.
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>>64486823
Awkward.
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>>64491167
>pontificate on the odour
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>>64491273
I remember having VHS tapes up until I was around 4-5 before I started getting DVDs, and I was only born at the end of 98’
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>>64491706

Are you fucking retarded? The more cold things you have in the fridge, the less the fridge has to work to keep them cold.
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>>64487255
>getting triggered by a Leslie Nielson movie
fatties truly are pathetic creatures
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>>64491772
>IMPLYING I'M NOT RUNNING AN OATH OF VENGEANCE PALADIN BUILD

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH PLEASE LORD OF GAINS ACCEPT MY ANTI-FAT DEVOTIONALS AND BLESS ME WITH ETERNAL GAINS, FOR I AM YOUR DEVOULTY FITNESS-MINDED WORSHIPER.
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>>64487073
just wanted to blog post a moment:
>i irrationally hate picky eaters with all my heart
>what americans call cooking is just mixing together prepackaged pre-made stuff
>this person doesn't even do that minimum
>such big refrigerators are garbage with shit airflow, probably worst energy class

thank you for reading
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>>64490111
same dude
my parents didn't even had indoor showers while growing up
the most "processed" food we have in the fridge are yogurts and sausages
the problem is europe too is getting worse
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>>64491232
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>>64487073
>that font
>everything labeled
>veggies
is this fridge for a kid? or maybe a tiktok mom with love live laugh signs?
why does it make me angry?
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>>64488819
>>64488795
Fiona?
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>>64487073
whats with americans and these white eggs all the time? i dont think ive ever had a white one + everyy movie and tv show set in america has these eggs
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>>64492737
>Latin europe winning again when it comes to food
I'm tired of winning bros...
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>>64492737
CAM ON INGELAND
COOK SUM FOOKIN MEALS
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>>64493060
>>64493060
>wanting those subhumans to try to make more of their "cuisine"
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>>64491158
looks like hormonal imbalances, combined with mental illnesses and their respective drugs
basically a mix of multiple shit
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I dont fucking understand
I have trouble bulking because I get full quickly, maybe my stomach is small but overall I have a small apetite, and I see these fucking threads people going at 50 kilos of food per hour

But the biggest "what the fuck?" Doesn't come from these people being able to eat half a kilogram worth of fat and sugar every meal, nor the fact that they are not lying when they say they are constantly hungry and feel bad if these americans do not have something in their stomach at all times. What makes me go fucking insane is the idea of the existance of people so fucking fat that they cant live normally. Fat neckbeard motherfucker that looks ugly? Not respectable, but I understand. ABSOLUTE BALL OF LARDTHAT CANT LIVE HER HOUSE? what the unholy fuck? They are so fat you can see the pain everytime they try to move, they cant work, they cant ride vehicles, they cant have sex or masturbate, they cant go anywhere or touch anyone, THEY CANT EVEN BATH! and there are even people thay have reached the point to become literal cripples and unable to leave their bed
I still cant fucking wrap my head about the existance of those, you would think once you become an avatar of nurgle you would fucking stop gaining weight for several dozens of reasons (fuck it, even if its just because you cant even lift your arm to your face anymore) but they somehow continue to exist and even get fatter. I cant call that living
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>>64489763
LMFAO zoomers rekt
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>>64488090

Heavy infantry
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>>64488110
do americans just glue wood together and call it a day?
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>>64493126
OH NO, FISH WITH THEIR HEADS STILL ON RATHER THAN A PRE-PROCESSED GLOB OF FISH PASTE MADE IN A VIETNAMESE SWEAT SHOP! I'M GOING INSANE!!
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>>64492897
It’s just a different genetic strain of hens better suited for factory farm life in the US
There’s no nutrient difference unless they’re free range, etc
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>>64488223
Laughed through my nose at this
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>>64486823
He got laid. Twice. What's you're excuse, Chuds?
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>>64492737
Angloids btfo
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>be me, a fat person
>losing weight making good progress
>feelin kinda good but notice my skin is like an empty trashbag hanging off of me

kinda wanna die
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>>64491772
Ah so that's where this comes from
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>>64488090
>pvt Berger
It's honestly poetic
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>>64492737
Why is Czechia missing from the list ?
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>>64487073
So much sugar, processed, plastic-packaged shit and name brands. A true consoomer's fridge. Only thing I'm shocked at is no Onions.
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>>64493715
They're probably on the racks on the door.
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>>64491743
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>>64491779
I hate people like this, because you have to play, 'Fat Dude or Dyke' and if you guess wrong you give them a reason to be offended
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>>64490330
I worked with sex trafficked people and they either hated the industry or coped as hard as possible by joining with the Liberal jew and there was an element kf wanting to ruin everyone else out of jealousy. Either way the latter all either off themselves or settle down.
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>>64493720
>>64493715
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>>64492737
Thank god my parents were not trogs like most "people" in the UK. We actually had home cooked meals every time and it helped a lot for myself now that I don't live with my parents any more.

Probably because of my dads obsession with Italy and Italian food.
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>>64488964
Why is part 2 always posted and never part 1?
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>>64493372
You saw a fish pie. A FISH. PIE. And your immediate response was something about it not being processed shit?
Ask me how I know your british
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>>64488071
fucking howling lmao
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>>64488227
FUCK NIGGERS
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>>64494004
britain has become a libertine shithole with ersatz American nigger culture, which is only further reflected in our modern culinary tastes.

most people in Britain are sickening to the stomach. saying this as a nat
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>>64488096
what show is this?
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>>64494713
MTV Catfish. Crazy that a guy that fat isn't on a weight loss show lol.
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>>64494546
You’re probably scottish lmao. Would make sense you saying that living in the worst part on Britain. Where I live is fine, zoomers are americanised though yeah
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>>64487073
do women really?
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>>64494874
i live in south england, in a pretty well off town. i love britain but I have utter distain for what the country and its people have come to when I know what it can be. I hate the state of modern Britain not because I hate Britain, but because I love it. And its not just zoomers, right down from the boomers we are just as disgustingly americanised.
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>>64492737
I'm very surprised Poland is that high, people are poor here and almost every household cooks.

Do processed meats like sausages, spam, or pate count?
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>Wagie getting ready for black friday
>Had to set up ropes for line control today
>Set up lines so a fat person could fit in line, but would press against the ropes and bring their large size to everyone's attention
>0% chance a super morbidly obese person will fit
>Set up unnecessary turns so a motorized scooter cannot get in line
I did my best guys
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>>64488227
Now that is just rude.
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>>64495053
i would like to know too
>>64495058
based
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>>64493758
You can usually tell by their voice, but when all else fails don't even use language that references their gender. I'm not saying use they/them, I'm saying just don't even touch gender or pronouns until its obvious. Not even with liberal sjw intent, I'd just rather not offend and have to have an awkward conversation.
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>>64493921
that smug look of superiority in the profile picture. Why is it always that look
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>>64487073
do women really keep their kids in the fridge?
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>>64487901
that's not added, those shitty floors in the doublewide arent the most secure, so moving shit like a couch, dresser, or those beasts will cause the plywood to warp and shake
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>>64495005
It's a fairly miserable place to live a lot of the time. Trouble is a lot of the big european countries are the same for the most part.
Anyway the real problem is that there aren't enough whales here to get any good fps. Everyone is fat but no one does anything with it.
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>>64495058
Good job anon
You’re doing your part
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>>64487073
Impressive organization desu
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>>64488964
Jesus Christ, my sides.
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>>64488197
what race is that thing even supossed to be?
at first glance you might think of a nigger, but she's clearly coated in some kind of bronzing creme or self tanner
Is this a white woman pretending to be a negress?
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>>64495388
it literally is added
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>>64495053
>people are poor here
where did this myth come from
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>>64496388
nigga if you think we are not poor as fuck compared to western Europe you're delusional.
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>>64496479
>compared to western Europe
there's your issue dumbass
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>>64491772
we need edits of this quote fast
>embrace fitness
>battle your biology
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>>64491706
Well we know you’re not the reason you are rich, that’s for sure. Dumbass.
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>>64489754
Calories don’t match.
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>>64496444
>they fucking unironically use infini-fat

MEINE FUCKING SEITEN WANDERN AUS
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>>64496444
>small fat
>infini fat
>larger fats
top fucking kek
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>>64495058
good job but always leave room for a well-operated scooter. my mom just got a new hip. just restrict lateral guntflaps from fitting
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Don't make fun of fat people

https://vocaroo.com/b9DYsJvTwip
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>>64489754
bro come on there´s only 5 days left...
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>>64496749
>Don't make fun of fat people
This, except do make fun of them.
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>>64493144
You don't know what the fuck you're talking about. I would rather you be quiet than make shit up.
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>>64494207
What’s wrong with fish or pie?
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>>64495005
All of your eugenic upperclasses were killed in WW1, and so now you're left with the lower classes, Asians, and niggers that your government insists on importing.
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>>64488227
I swear niggas be nigging
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>>64492897
Leghorn chickens lay white eggs, leghorn derived breeds are the most popular layer chickens in America.
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>>64488197
video?
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>>64496935
I don't know a single variety of fish that benefits from being simmered long enough to properly cook a pie crust. You make meat pies with tougher cuts of meat, because they benefit from the longer cook times and wet cooking environment inherent in making a meat pie. I did a venison shank meat pie for my friendsgiving last weekend and it was great, as were smoked lake trout and grilled walleye fillets that another friend brought, but either fish would have been garbage if they'd been made into pies. It'd be like making a filet mignon into pie, a waste of the filet and a lesser expression of meat pie than neck roast, flank, shank, etc.
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>>64492700
is coffee bad for you?
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>>64497157
just as far as caffeine is bad for you
there are benefits to drinking coffee or tea so if you're gonna drink caffeine go with those
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>>64493562
You should be replacing that with muscle but in any case there's surgery for that
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>>64493562
you'll still feel better at the end of the day
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>>64495053
Then go to "Biedronka" and see what people are buying? You will see packaged garbage, spam, arificially pumped meat, minced "meat", tons of sweets and, my favorite two - cheap-ass 1kg or so packages of weiners and cheese analogs.

Frankly - go to any discount store and take a peek at how much packaged garbage there is. All of that counts as processed.
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>>64496444
Love it. Rejected a post because a fatty was not fat enough. Women truly hate each other with a passion of thousand suns.
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>>64497017
It was some retarded buzzfeed/vice or somesuch video. "Things white people are better at" or similar.
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>>64489754
this one has to have a feeder fetish or something i refuse to believe people get that fat for other reasons than dick and coom
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>>64497575
She probably first gotten fat, then found a niche to exploit it.
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>>64492737
What exactly counts as ultra processed?
Never really got the term since technically if I make soup from exclusively fresh ingredients it's processed since they boiled, where do you drawn the line and what the fuck is ultra
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>>64488071
saved
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>>64488189
Would have been so funny if they went through the fence
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>>64497840
Achievable natty?
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>>64497867
It's a hernia, so yes.
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>>64497664
https://www.dietsensor.com/guide-to-understanding-the-nutri-score-and-nova-classification/

An easy rule of thumb is that you could technically prepare processed food at home (if you had a few months ahead of you to cure meats and cheese), while for ultra-processed you need industrial equipments to do it. So as long as you start from fresh ingredients at home, no amount of preparation will make it "ultra-processed".
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>>64493462
its beyond basic standards of degeneracy on multiple levels...
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>>64493462
Imagine being happy that some fat stinking mess wants to have sex with you because another more attractive man follows your twitter.
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>>64488071
Why would you even proceed with this while your ass is making chemtrails on the ground?
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>>64493462
I don't have twitter
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>>64489754
For someone so fat she almost moves like normal
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>>64498029
Source?
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>>64488071
lmao
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>>64498275
I think it was supersize versus superskinny or something like that.

Basacally they had to eat each other's diets. With the results you expected from the experiment
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>>64498029
fug skinny is cute
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>>64496111
Native American, honestly it's inspiring that she could put on that much weight despite the oppression or whatever
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>>64487073
That's awful to watch.
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>>64488071
I know we have a lot of hyperbole on this board, but holy shit this is one of the funniest things I've ever seen
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>>64488096
Dios mio...
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>>64493562
Keep going, king. Don’t you feel so much fucking better? Physically and mentally? It’s nice.
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>>64498569
Hanging out with schizo's is greatest joy in life. I've seen people lose their mind because they dont expect certain words to be said
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>>64491706
You lower the average IQ of the board by several point my friend
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>>64493562
It's all good anon, when you get to a good level fill back out with muscle. Anything significant left can be taken up surgically, but unless you have lymphedema you'll probably be fine. Just don't be under any illusions of looking like you've been skinny your whole life. Your best bet to cover up your past is to get big.

t. 420 down to 300 in the last year; keto plus some dog walking and dumbbell exercises at home. Will probably start doing gym work in January.
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>>64493126
No one over here eats that shit
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>>64493216
Completely agree. Like being fat because you eat like shit and spend all day playing vidya, understandable how that happens. But to get to the point where you have to consume 4000+ calories every single day just to MAINTAIN blows my mind
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>>64496749
>I sleep with multiple BBW
Thanks i'm gonna keep it and post it at every /fph/ thread
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>>64497840
What the actual F U C K is that thing hanging from him???
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>>64498986
Scrotal elephantitus.
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>>64495058
might i suggest some verticality as well....if you could somehow make the course wind up and down some steps i would find you to be the second coming of Atlas.

anti fat love from /ck/ btw
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i dont know whats going on here....but id like to belive this cop was enforcing a 1 chair per ticket rule....
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>>64491772
You're damned right you fat shit. I'm fighting an uphill battle against the torrent of mediocrity and absolutely disgusting garbage humans, and most importantly the excuses I would have given myself, so that I can be fucking phenomenal rather than just NPC #9754637731.
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if they could be assed to even go out the house im sure.....
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>>64498932
The thing they can never show on the fat fuck shows is that they genuinely never stop eating. If they set up a bunch of hidden cameras in a 600-pound life contestant's house and actually got an honest view of what they eat, you'd see them eating continuously throughout the day.

Stomach stretching is a thing no doubt, but the way the ultra-obese do it is by ensuring their entire digestive tract is packed end to end with food in various states of digestion. When their stomach empties, the stuff at the far end of the small intestine empties into the colon, and what's in the colon gets pushed along; they feel the urge to shit very quickly after eating. There is such a thing as a gastrocolic reflex, but with the ultra-obese it's more like a just-in-time production line. Finished product comes out as new materials go in.
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>>64491888
CHECKED
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>>64499179
>uncut fags
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>>64499448
kek
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>>64490424
Hell yeah buddy!
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>>64500027
Not gonna lie, apple "salads" like that are so fucking good. Haven't had anything like that in over 15 years though. It's really out of style. Boomer cuisine from when men all worked labor jobs. Can't eat that shit if you're sedentary.
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>>64492897
>whats with americans and these white eggs all the time?
It's a white supremacist dog whistle.
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>>64492897
The chickens that lay white eggs cost less per egg over the course of their productive lives. Simple as that.
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>>64499141
Mind if I save?
Post moar.
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>>64489754
I hate this so much I do not have the words for it I am seething hatred and astonished disgust.
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>>64492737
Anglos kiked by the neolibs once again
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>>64500027
it seems like actually it would be reasonably low calorie for a desert, it really is mostly just apple.

why the fuck is american vanilla pudding radioactive yellow in color though
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>>64492580
The god of gains will smile upon us, not for our crusade, not for our selfless actions of calling fat women fat, but for our devotion to all things /fit/. My brother we are told we are all gonna make it, but that comes with great strife and work, and for that understanding we are blessed, amen.
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>>64494874
the uk is a shithole and i wish I didn't live here every single day.
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>>64486910
Literal 1/10
The black one is maybe a 2
Ugly ugly women
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>>64488227
gross, interracial attention whores
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>>64487223
>thin privilege is not being fat
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>>64495005
https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=Rr8ljRgcJNM
Its a classic
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>>64491377
Having eaten things of a similar overkill of flavours yes, it becomes one large mass of food with no identifiable individual flavors. That said the sort of people who order this simply think "more stuff more gooder" and so convince themselves that they like it more because it has more shit, even if it's void of any taste in actuality
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>>64497840
WHAT THE FLYING FUCK IS THAT??? AAAAAAaaaaaaaaAaaaaaAaaaaAaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>64488071
That face and posture of determination to ride the zip line had me rolling kek
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>>64500947
a gigantic hernia
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>>64499273
Nah, he was telling her where to go and meet him so they could fuck later
Look at those eyes and their direction plus smile
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>>64497414
I love other women
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>>64500333
Food dye? What else?
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>>64491377
I had something like this and it was pretty good with a bunch of different flavors for 75% of the way then either my mouth got tired of it or the whole thing just cooled down and it started tasting kind of the same. If the portion was smaller it would be genuinely good
I imagine it depends strongly on the choice of sweets thrown into the pile tho and most attempts at doing le instagram dessert end up just a sugary overkill all the way
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>>64491779
>>64493758
Pretty sure that one is a fat dyke pretending to be a dude.
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>>64492700
Just wanted to let you know you're a fucking faggot and noone will ever love you.
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>>64499966
based and checked
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>>64494546
Hey is this Dorset? I live near here :)
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>>64499219
This is your brain on porn.
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>>64486823
The front one has potential if losing about 100+ kg and getting a full face replacement and possibly the removal of some key pieces of brain.
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>>64491377
Worked at a restaurant when I was in HS that did shit like this, it's entirely for white chicks to snap pics of and post on their social media, my place made really obnoxious giant milkshakes and most of the time when I cleared tables 90% of it would still be there of their 15 dollar shake. The only time I'd seen them actually finished is when a ham planet of a "woman" came in with her 5 foot nothing skinny incel-looking bf or when two jacked gymbros came in an hour before closing and drank 3 each, no fucking clue how they did it, I was 6 foot 180lbs back then and I couldn't finish one.
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>>64493562
After you're no longer fat, try fasting. Specifically dry fasting, so no food or water. Do back to back 72 hour dry fasts and it will do a lot more than you think.
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>>64488071
Holy fuck LOL!!!
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>>64502053
>72 hour dry fast
Literally people die after going too long without water, about 3 days.
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>>64494207
Are a coral trout and prawn pie for lunch was fuckin tasty m8 no heads tho unfortunately
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>>64496444
is there a visual guide for these fat rankings
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>>64499325
Are they this delusional?
The moment that Molotov hits they'll put it out as per drill whilst the rest of them run down the thrower. They're naked and have no other weapons. It's going to be a fucking slaughter. Fat shits have no idea.
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>>64486823
ROCK AND ROLL MACK DONNN AWDS
ROCK AND ROLL MACK DONNN AWDS
ROCK AND ROLL MACK DONNN AWDS
ROCK AND ROLL MACK DONNN AWDS
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>>64492897
Lots of back-yard chicken breeders in the USA have chickens that lay brown, chocolate, green, blue, turquoise, yellowish, or pinkish eggs.
Just the store bought are always white or brown.
Backyard chicken eggs are (on the average) about 30% healthier than store bought.
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>>64499219
Irrelevant nations seething
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>>64499325
Was this one made by them or /ourguys/
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>>64500027
I don't know why but I get the feeling that would taste disgusting
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>>64487406
>Why aren't ya using da Netflix?
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>>64497664
I don't know if "ultra processed" has a legal, food industry definition. I found this:

"These foods go through multiple processes (extrusion, molding, milling, etc.), contain many added ingredients and are highly manipulated. Examples are soft drinks, chips, chocolate, candy, ice-cream, sweetened breakfast cereals, packaged soups, chicken nuggets, hotdogs, fries and more"
Lots of processed "food" is reductionist. for example, it's common to take the skin off an apple and sell the apple sauce. And if you eat it, you are basically eating the apple. But you aren't getting the skin or the nutrients therein.
There are a lot of vitamin companies that hawk vitamins with beta-keratene etc. and saying you can get the vitamins instead of eating veggies/carrots. But the end result is reduced. A tablet is not the same as a carrot and doesn't have what a carrot has.
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>>64486823
More here
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>>64486823

It's pretty sad that people are so desperate for validation, they create an entire subculture of mental and physical ill health promotion.
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>>64486823
i remember this movie, its the reason why i only eat burgers at home with air fired 97% turkey and protein bread. its a damn shame air friers weren't a thing in the early 2000s, never again.
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I get the feeling most obesity statistics are bullshit. There can't be 50% of an entire population overweight, that just doesn't sound possible.
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>>64502798
I miss him so much bros
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>>64503211
overweight just meant +25% its actually doable, its dad bod territory. its the obese tagg that should scare you, plus its 70% in total since they are also counting obese with the overweight. you know? cuz overweight evolve into obese with rare candies.
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>>64499219
>britbongs being the burgers of Europe
never fails
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Do any of you have the photo of the fat woman with a mask being praised for her "sexiness" in a comment?
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>>64492776
How unfortunate someone shit on the bottom one.
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>>64493388
Only eat free range eggs. Yes they're more expensive but God damn I can vouch for it being worth it.
>>64493361
Our finest Mexicans built that house, thank you.
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>>64503052
Damn mirin tricep gainz
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>>64493462
>that uoh in the name
Is he a confirmed cunnyisseur as well?
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>>64487223
>a lot of strippers are intelligent women
lmao
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>>64496111
shes some kinda quadroon. these nogs would have 5% nig in em and use the race card still
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>>64503179
An air fryer is just a small oven
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>>64492737
Seems like during a major disaster most Europeans won't have enough food, especially when they go shopping every day.
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>>64488000
checked
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>>64490111
>>64492737
Some items are Kroger brand, they usually have by 10 get $5 or $10 off sales on some items. Yoplait is probably $0.50 each and Lunchables $1 each.
The Coke, Simply Orange, and Starbucks are probably overpriced though.
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>>64487255
>>64490169
>>64491139
>>64492574
I really need to watch Spy Hard again. Same with Dracula Dead and Loving it and Wrongfully Accused.
Not his movie, but Mafia! as well.
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>>64492776
>Waffle batter mix, dirt cheap especially in bulk.
>Costco or grocey store brand ice cream and cake.
I would imagine brunch time would be the most profitable time for a restaurant.
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America is the most disgusting country this planet has ever seen. Destroy everything America stands for and obese hamplanets will become circus attractions again
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>>64504409
Watch top secret! Instead
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>>64491377
>>64501997
Might as well get it to go and eat it piece by piece.
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>>64491772
Too fat, didn't read
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>>64486823
ya'll hungry? better fill up, theres not much left
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>>64493758
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>>64501509
Just watch which bathroom they use or if they're denied entrance to one.
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>>64504572
Based inshallah brother
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>>64496749
You sound sexy
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>>64499338
They show that on secret eaters, got hidden cameras and detectives following ppl for a week and then confronting them with their food on a huge table
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>>64501509
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=go957cZHuCo
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>>64494546
Ngl Monke world sounds like a great place
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>>64486910
I'm not even a Trump fan but I'd wear the hat just to piss them off lol
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>>64505026
A man can be judged by the quality of their enemies.
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>>64487223
strippers are absolute tools.
went to platinum dolls in NYC for the memez back in may and got a lap dance.
went in there slightly hammered and by the time i got a lap dance we had been there for an hour and a half, was dead sober. i did get to motorboat (tall blonde) her but i wanted the thick ebony (t. architect).
the model i wanted was busy telling her personal life to another woman (this couple came in and the guy watched while the lady got the lap dance lmao)
the guys that are regulars to strip clubs are the saddest people i've seen, you gotta have something real fucked up in your sex life to drop that much money on what is essentially windowshopping.
good thing about being in america is i can do the same 4free by going to a mall food court
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>>64490169
nice beaver
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>>64493216
friend of mine was ~200lb and dropped to ~170
at the time and how he got there he was unaware of.
whenever he ate he would eat till he was full and that was the end of it. obviously when your weight increases from overeating your capacity increases and so its a force feedback loop from there.
he's chillin now but we bring it up time to time.
theres a noticeable difference from eating till youre full and eating to your limit, which is something for you and yourself to figure out
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>>64493462
I didn't need that image in my head
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>>64500178
And he makes money off this... how, exactly?
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>>64501338
Makes sense, as you'll never be one.
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>>64505292
Train wrecks are intresting to everyone. On top of that - fatards look at him and get the jiggles in the kind of "at least I'm not that disgusting".
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>>64493216
It is REALLY hard to gain weight if you don't consider food as entertainment. Eating out of necessity instead of desire gets you very, very far. Does not mean that food can't be pleasurable, but the moment you eat for pleasure alone, you are on the road to damnation.
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>>64498569
Haven't seen this one yet, nice
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>>64488189
I can't not hear the wii bowling sounds
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>>64505093
>broke in
Buckshot until they no longer stand.
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>>64499244
She just has shit taste in clothing though
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>>64505093
Kekk
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>>64488964
Why are her legs so comparatively skinny?
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>>64503179
What movie is that from ?
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>>64505093
why are they threatening me
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>>64500178
The only justice is that this thing will die a miserable death. It'll be even more amazing if it isn't suicide.
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>>64496553
he says large in the orginal post and that seems to be 'normal' sized?
tho I agree that I would like to see something beyond bunch of data aggregate sites that just might have fucked it up
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>>64497575
idk if she gets off to it but yeah she is a feedee model
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>>64490111
bruh I live in the third world, coke its a thing on sundays when we get the family together. Also yesterday I bought two kilos of peaches for 1 USD and two kilos of strawberries just picked for 1.5 USD
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>>64506103
oh god that shit with the old CDs/DVDs as wall decor
I used to do tech support in college in the mid-2000s and saw a lot of dorm rooms. Only the most vapid girls did that. But at least most of them back then did it with pressed CDs, not fucking burnable media lol
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It's almost bed time and all I ate today was 5 donuts
Now drinking alcohol to help sleep

Carbs should be taxed, I can't get a good amount of protein in each day unless I explicitly aim for high protein foods only
Goddamn, sometimes I just want to eat something sweet or greasy
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>>64496749
High voice faggot, gtfo my board, lick my cock musk
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>>64499179
>D
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>>64499179
What the fuck even is this?
A hernia because he got so fat his muscle couldn't hold it up?
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>>64496749
I fucked one slam pig and she was a good fuck, but I've never had a more shameful fuck, even considering that time I was 20 and someone bought me a 35+ year old korean hooker that I didn't want to kiss nevertheless fuck
Never again, even if I'm desperate, I'll just get a whore
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>>64506350
actually redpilled
stress is the cause of every illness
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>>64495253
more importantly, why is it always that nose?
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>>64492700
Not sure if this is accurate.



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