>>63889916Can lifting save this man?
>>63889989Kek, I've waiting for someone to post this one for a while. Thx
>>63889916is that mike wazowski?
>>63890717that was a fucking headache to read
>>63889916I saw him in a hentai. I'm a big fan of his work
>>63889833what's the joke
>>63891156smith machine deadlift. I thought it was just deadlift at first and that would've been a better joke
>>63891240this video is fucking BANANAS
>>63891240I would be terrified of fucking chimps even if they're trained fucking violent pieces of shits
>>63889992Jesus, how do you get rid of those stretchmarks
>>63889916Make this dude lift, he will have an amazing deadlift with those orangutan proportions.
>>63891350They fade over time, but they never go away completely :(
>>63889833Asking in the humor thread, I genuinley need help.What rep ranges should I do for size and what rep ranges should I do for strength?I want to do strength for compounds and size for everything else.
>>63889833fresh off the press
>>63892204forgot image kek
>>63892228there is not many dicks shaped like this, so finding a porn where you can self insert yourself is rarefeels good though
>>63889916is that the deadlift king?
>>63891021Lmao a fresh one
>>63892228HONK HONK hhaahhaahah
>>63891266Jim. That ain't a fucking chimp. >>63891299You too Mike, get your eyes checked. Like those fat dubs.
>>63889833Yo, should I start deadlifting on the smith machine? Its better for me since i forgot how to train probably, but will it be the same ?
>>63890717The OP must be massively autistic, it reads like a book where the narrator/protagonist is autistic.
>>63893326Someone post the majoras mask giant one please
>>63891350You don't, bro. You just have to live around them.
>>63890717>admins intervene and ban people for excessive flaming and going off topicI want to go back
>>63890966Burgers, when will they learn metrics?
>>63891021This one must be one of my friends that wrote about me wtf i do the same shit
>>63889916>Mike Wazowski you forgot your paperwork
>>63890717This OP types how trump speaks.Always adding more detail of the exact same sentence.
>>638921935 - 6 is fine for strength, 8 - 12 for accessories. but you can see what works best with you. as long as you progress linearly
>>63896342>still crying about Trump almost a full year after He left officeLIVING RENT FREE IN YOUR FAGGOT LEFTIST COOMBRAIN
>>63892228What causes bent dicks?They yank it too hard?
>>63889905Seems like a normal response to me
>>63891240no fucking way is that real
>>63896944LMAOOOOartfag who drew this, wherever you are, you have my eternal respect
>>63896944You forgot the panel where he posts a Kazakhstan flag on an online incel forum
>>63891021I never got the DBZ fanboying but this gets even me pumpedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyNu5i_6lKA
>>63891223>just deadlift>that would've been a better jokeyou're the joke after typing that
>>63898320the dick is made up of several "sponges" that fill up with blood. depending on how these sponges are shaped, your dick will be completely straight, or slightly curved here or there. now you know.
>>63899409the runner one made me tear alittle
>>63899409>that picThese dipshits have been convinced that shame is so bad, it's better to commit to wrong decisions than feel bad about making the wrong decision. Shame drives people. You should feel ashamed of yourself if you feel what you're doing is bad. I felt ashamed I was so weak and small, so I started lifting. I felt ashamed I was leeching off my parents, so I got a job and moved out. Shame is you telling yourself you're fucking up. The solution is to not fuck up and eliminate the need to feel shame, not ignore it.
>>63898340He wasn't exactly wrong there, good for him avoiding friendzone. Only mistake was being stupid enough to getting that close with a coworker to begin with.She clearly showed interest to anon there, but then pulled the " I just don't feel that way about you" horseshit.No matter how much of a tomboy the chick is, there's still a very high chance she's clearly flirty but still wants to be only friends with you, because she's seeing someone else and wants to keep you in reserve as a backup plan or as an emotional tampon when things don't go well in her life.
>>63899640based. the worst thing to do when you realise you are wrong is to continue doing the wrong thing.
>>63899640> Shame drives people. It should, but the reality is pretty interesting.Researchers did some study on shame and how it affects people. Pretty sure this was a study regarding sexual behavior and shame.Men were able to learn from their mistakes, since shame had the expected function on them. Feeling terrible made them avoid the shit they did previously, but shame had a totally different effect on modern women.Instead of shame making them regret their decisions, shame made them participate in the shitty behavior even more.Which means that if a woman had sex with tons of guys in one night and felt immense shame, she was way more likely to do it again and again.This confused the shit out of the researchers, because shame should have the same effect on them as the men, but in the modern times it doesn't for whatever reason.This fucked up feedback loop might explain all of the fatties and other retards. When they feel shame they just end up doing the detrimental crap even more. Shame at the moment is broken in women.
>>63900247He looks built enough to get some real miles tho ngl >inb4 he doesn't look that great Yeah yeah you fuckin gymcel he's no bodybuilding champ or whatever but he's far past being dyel
>>63891350I lost the weight and you can hardly see em now
>>63899818Where did you read this study?
>>63900964Not 100% sure if it's this one, because I recall the study being newer and there being a part about a difference between men and women's reaction to shame, but this has basically the same conclusion.https://www.tandfonline.com/doi/abs/10.1080/10720162.2011.551182?src=recsys&journalCode=usac20&>A path model demonstrated significant positive relationships between shame-proneness and hypersexualityShame has fuckall effect in modern women. If they fuck around they're only going to do it more if they feel ashamed about it.Something has broken in the modern behavioral patterns and now shame has turned into the very fuel that perpetuates this insanity.This is basically a feedback loop race to the bottom.
>>63901227I don't see gendered differences in that study. It seems like you're assigning a trait the study finds in both genders to only one.
>>63901269>I don't see gendered differences in that study. Yeah, which is why I sated: I recall the study being newer and there being a part about a difference between men and women's reaction to shame,Did you somehow manage to miss the part of what I wrote before the link?I doubt it's the same study, because I recall a gendered difference and the study being newer, but that's the closest quick googling could find and it does have the same conclusion, only without a gendered difference.Shame only makes things worse in modern people, it has no effect for the ones actively doing shitty things.You want to find the newer study you'll have to put in the leg work yourself.
Someone posted a story about a 'massive 120 kg roider' screaming whores in the gym yesterday. Turns out he really meant Horus and was a massive 40k autist. Does anyone have that screencap? I didn't save it.
>>63896812Unironically will this work? Can this person kill god?
>>63901487He'll be micronutrient deficient as fuck
>>63901487Only if he's a fat fuck. It's called recomp. If he's skelly mode, it will not work. You also need a calorie surplus to grow muscles.
>>63889916>nipple closer to hips than shoulders
>>63899818how is this modern? have you never heard of female spite?
>>63896713> this is how 'famous person' speaks> FOOKIN BUTTMADD =*D
>>63901483Kek I saw that but didn't save it either.
>>63890056KEK.just buy a onahole!
>>63890717Fucking sperg repeating the same sentence so many times. Why would an underageb& be tolerated?
>>63896827He fucking stole a laptop? Jamal-tier
>>63889989>faggot.jpgFucking top kek
>>63896944To the drawfag who drew this, god bless you
>>63897888What fallout game is that from, I'm a newcomer. Digits
I used this roll-on scar away stuff on them and it worked well. Was trying to make surgery scars less visible and it also happened to soften and level out stretch marks. Mine weren't even from weight I was always paper thin before I lifted. Think I just grew too quickly for my skin lmao
>>63891021He’s right about weaklings and fatasses lacking common courtesty
>>63902005Kek i love paraphrasing
>>63890163What the fuck.
>>63889916I keep seeing this. Anyone know the story? Did he post here?
>>63890717as I was reading this I was thinking it was baffling that none of the replies could tell how clearly deliberately satirical OP was being in every one of his replies. I remarked to myself that 2008 really must have been a completely different era, where this type of humor was just emerging rather than being completely commonplace as it is today. I am floored to see all the complete fucking mongaloid retards replying today, still completely unaware that OP was fucking with everyone intentionally. Seriously impossible to not understand sarcasm to the degree that you degenerate fucking scumbags are exhibiting.
Golden one looking great these days
>>63902399Was the longer yahoos answers version the original or was it based on this?
>>63889833is this /fit/ related?
>>63892193>>63892430>>63896520if you cant do 6 with good form its probably too heavy and if you can do more than 12 its too light has always been my mindset
>>63902420How can you look awfully in two different modes.jpg
>>63900730Sometimes I forget there are genuine weirdos on this board. Its easy to think its mostly just regular dudes with a lot of inside jokes and bantz but the truth is a significant amount of you are absolute fucking degenerates lol
>>63902800Can never get over the heartbreak in that father's eyes. Fuck man.
>>63890717Oh man, I haven't seen this in years! I remembered it immediately once I saw it. Wow.
>>63891223imagine not being able to pick something off the ground you're the joke kek
Has anyone got the cap of the anon who got buried in a bench and waited for like hours because he didn't want to ask for help?
>>63904235KEKis this OC?
>>63898340>Very obviously flirt with guy>Guy asks you out>"hehe no thanks lez be friends!">Cry when guy won't be your emotional tampon while you fuck some other guyI hate women so much it's unreal.
>>63904235Fucking hell anon nice OC
>>63902420lol i remember this on facebook, from a group called swolesome chadpostingits a fucking hive of pathetic "never improve" softbodies
>>63901349>its not my job to educate youYou dont get to spout off garbage then have the nerve to say "look for it yourself". Take some responsibility, faggot. As much as I hate women myself.
>>63891223It's a SLDL you dumbass you can tell because of the start position. Jesus
>>63899822This is the shit of nightmares
>>63899723Some quality writing
>>63891021This is so fucking based lmao
>>63890717i don't think there's anyone on this site that could top this level of autistic exposition
>>63891240that monkey's got DRIP
>>63891350I'm 183cm/6ft tall and have a medium frame. At my peak weight I was 130kg/286lb. Now I'm about 114kg, so I'm still pretty fat, but the stretch marks on my stomach have been fading quite a lot. They do eventually fade to unnoticeability, but it takes ages. Dermarolling helps, and if you can grow body hair then that covers up stretch marks too.
>>63893326This man evolved to do deadlifts.
>>63892002Did he only train his quads?
>>63890717I was on the edge of my seat the whole time.
>>63904605Fucking awful groupIt was fine at first but devolved into disgusting retards posting their disgusting bodies and everyone circle jerking them for it.
>>63903298the rock ink makes it
>>63904605I was banned from there for giving genuine advice, without even being rude or sarcastic
>>63898340stop posting this in every single humor thread, it's not a joke and even if it was it would've gotten old by now
>>63906313yepfucking lol'dwe got more shit stories?
>>63902800How did this go? Did Dr. Phil try to shame him into supporting it?
>>63903050this is bait right
>>63889984Man couldn’t lift his spirits
>>63900730> Merica as usualFreedom, huh?
>>63903050What's the big fucking deal with recording someone you are impressed with, for secual reasons or otherwise? I get it it's against the gym's policy and might make people uncomfortable, but it's not like you can't do the exact thing outside. People take photos of hot people all of the time. I guess eh fucked up by not having a camera fancy enough
>>63902420If not a tranny that dude should transition already
>>63910335Anon, you are a creep.
>>63891021Based beyond belief
>>63891021>I have to use a bicycle to escape the Pillar of Autumn
>>63890717I'm convinced this was written by a bot or something
>>63891021BasedI know exactly which videos he listens tohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJyONIH91J0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3XajKAkNxMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhZLhVylrWQ
>>63895806Go back to r/shitredditsays you mean. Fucking faggot
>>63893326>tfw you lost your lower torso in nam>>63902399I posted in a keto thread yesterday with some completey retarded shit that I was sure people would realise was a joke - no dice. Some people just take the internet far too seriously.Either that or I'm the retarded one and I'm assuming the best of people to retain faith in humanity or some shit
>>63910363any comic that describes itself as "aspirational leftist superhero comic" is not precisely 'based'I was looking for a 4 panel comic, but I stumbled upon this
>>63910920I don't care enough to look this up any longerjust google BEEF BROS, you will find the same as I did
>>63901349>this is true, science says so!>sauce?>no.
>>63902399There's something really sincere about this autism, I don't think it was a troll.
>>63910605Forgot my favorite or even the original Stereo Sayan 3Dhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTelnNmRUH0
>>63896827unironic psycho living in strangers housesreally common actually
>>63891021>psshhewwwfuck i actually hear that noise
>>63889984Every single person I have seen with major disability that lifts is aesthetically more appealing for it.
>>63910460I've never done it, but I fail to see why it's wrong. Easily quarter of all pics posted on this site are of people looking interesting/strange doing something weired. Does attraction really make it worse?
>>63910480I get that guy is going through something but I don't understand why wearing a dress or acting like a woman would make you a woman. If I felt like a girl I'd still be a man no matter what crazy surgery I got. I think that's why their suicide rate is so high.
>>63890717>she enjoyed every minute of itGets me every time. Thanks for making an old fag feel young again.
>>63898320https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peyronie%27s_diseaseAnon even pulled the picture of the dick straight from the wiki.
>>63913010>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peyronie%27s_diseaseWe were played like a fiddle
>>63902800Mirin' that frame though
>>63898320I always figured it's how you have it in your pants as a kid growing up and random teenage boners adapting to the position.
>>63889984Yes. There is not a single body type on the planet that isn't assisted by lifting heavy. At least he can mog other freakshow bods and be freakchad
>>63913434This screams Brazil
how do i develop a personality?this is fit related becaut if affects my mental health
>>63890717I literally want to fucking die
>Be unfit sedentary dipshit>Just at the edge of being a healthy BMI, practically overweight>Planning on getting fit since forever but weak willpower>Bought a bike on the cheap off my brother-in-law >Decide to take it out for a ride today>Do 3.5 miles and out of breath entirely>Legs feel like jelly>Fucking embarassed as I get home>Already sad from a bunch of other shit in life and suddenly hit by realisation of how useless my body is>Have a headache from that mild amount of exertion>Find this thread>Kek every now and then>Headache disappears slowly>Realise it's not that bad>At least I DID some fucking exercise for onceThanks for this thread, /fit/bros. Humor threads are always fun but I needed this one today I think. Gonna do 7 miles tomorrow, fuck it.
>>63913790find something non-weeb you like to do then sign up for whatever IRL classes/meetings are in your area, could be something like photography, drawing, amateur soccer, fishing, etc, whatever looks funit'll help you practice social skills and you already have one thing in common to talk about
>>63914407Being unfit and sedentary just means your genetic limit is so far away that you'll make unbelievably quick gains as a beginner. You're starved of exercise and will gain athleticism like a starved prisoner would gain weight when fed.
>>63914407Exact same situation here man, started a week ago. Was dying at my basic exercises, and now I'm breezing through most of them.You and me, Anon, we're both gonna make it. Keep at it on your end and I'll keep it up on mine.
>>63891009Holy shit, I skipped past this one when it was originally posted. Thanks for the screencap, sincerely! He's so based!
>>63913055is this... is this real?
>>63914752Based encouragement anon, doing Gods work
>>63889916Do you think he's look like an anime protagonist if he went twunk? Loooooong limbs, itty bitty torso.
>>63889833If you don't sleep in your rack then you aren't committed.
>>63916496A man of action. This is where you should be.
>>63913055What the fuck? Is that pic real?
>>63914407You're gonna make it. It's completely normal that your legs are jelly, just because your body isn't use to working out doesn't mean it can't if you keep it up
show some fucking respect you fucking pigs
>>63903573At every physical job I've ever had, they consistently tell you not to lift anything at all like this. It was in the training at every retail job I've ever had, which is 3 different jobs, to lift with your legs, and this is consistently brought up every few weeks.I'm not saying deadlifts are entirely stupid, I think its a very useful exercise for your lower back, but you shouldn't be pushing your deadlift to be very high, you're just asking for injury.
>>63904456>>63899659Are you guys really this fucking stupid? You can't possibly just be friends with someone? I can see cutting contact and not allowing the friendzone with someone you've already dated, but what's wrong with making friends with women? Just because a woman talks to you doesn't mean she's interested, Jesus fuck guys what the hell? Just make a friend for once, you shouldn't act like this.
>>63898340I remember this thread thanks for screencapping it
>>63900730can't even laugh just feel sad
>>63917017when you have unreciprocated romantic feelings for someone you cant remain friends, it will never be the same, it hurts every time you speak to them. Men and women cant be just friends with each other without one of them developing romantic feelings.
>>63913055NO FUCKING WAY
>>63917081then you should figure out if they're emotionally avilable first. life isn't a disney movie man.
>>63889833What if I have no free barbell to deadlift, and only have the Smith machine. Are dumbell deadlifts the better option?
>>63917017A friend of mine back in high school asked me out and I rejected her. We were fairly close friends, but she just became a massive cunt after that. It was like I flipped a switch. 2+ years of friendship thrown away because I didn't find her attractive.This has happened with every girl I've rejected in high school, college, and one coworker.Don't pretend it's a male problem.
>>63916610Holy shit that is real, one more reason to ban smith machines.
>>63914407Dont fucking do 7 milesJust keep doing the 3, you don’t want to injure yourself just as you’re startingEveryone always does too much instead of building up slowly
Thanks for all the posts, /fit/ brosTrying to get through a 3 hour lecture and this had me cracking up the whole time
>>63890717No matter how many times I’ve read Thai in the last decade it never doesn’t make me laugh
>>63917167Well its clearly mostly a male problem. I wasn't specifically talking about that, I feel like you're just trying to humble brag or something on 4chan about how women asked you out. The women that stopped being your friends when you rejected them are cunts, that's a stupid thing to do, I agree with you. That was the point of my reply, we're on the same page. I never even said or implied that it was strictly a male problem, its just it was in reference to a guy and this board is like 99.9% male.
>>63897888>guy lives Fallout irlhply shit, autism is a blessing on this world
>>63899723By the end I completely forgot about the massage until that fat hairy ass.
>>63899755Classic. I laugh every time.
>>63917017If a man is friends with a woman, he will/wants to fuck her. Even if you are friends with a hambeast. You would fuck her. Women can be friends with men, and not want to fuck them. They are incompatible philosophies. One person win the friendship will be unfulfilled. If youve been friend zones its your fault for letting it happen.
>>63917749Dude, I'm bisexual, I would fuck most people if I'm being honest with you. Just because I would fuck you doesn't mean I can't have a positive platonic friendship with you. I do this often and I personally have no trouble with it. Just because I would have sex with you does not mean I would want an actual relationship with you, you fucking retard. When someone wants a relationship with someone and the other person doesn't want it, that's what causes issues, not sexual interest, those things are entirely separate.For the most part, there are very few people I would actually pursue for a romantic relationship, but many, many people I would have sex with. If friendship was based on whether I would have sex with you or not, I would be incapable of having friends at all.I've always hated that thought, it boils down friendship, relationship, and basic human interaction down to a caveman's interpretation of how interactions between males and females work. Its insanely archaic, and the people that spout this shit are either below the age of 25ish, or are literally autistic and can't form friendships well. I've had so many friendships with people I would have sex with with no internal issues because 99% of those people I would never pursue a relationship with. Separate sex and relationships, that's your problem. You can have sex without falling in love with someone.
>>63914407careful bro cycling is an expensive hobby. first you get a gps tracker to log your rides and then it becomes breaking your strava records on each segment til you're almost passing out on some hill half a mile from home. check out >>sp/cyc they're super friendly and they know their stuff. nice work anon stay with it.
>>63913055Explain this atheists.
>>63892228that dick is perfect for hitting the g-spot in doggy though
>>63917749Not true you fucking autist. You're confusing willingness to fuck with wanting to fuck. I have lots of female friends, if I wasn't with my girlfriend and in a relationship with them, would I fuck them? Yeah. Do I want to right now that I am in a commited relationship? Absolutely not. That said, I have mates who do pretty openly lust after their female friends while having girlfriends, but they are also morally destitute morons so that's par for the course.
>>63914407>Gonna do 7 miles tomorrow, fuck itdon't
>>63914407>Gonna do 7 miles tomorrow, fuck it.might not be worth, euro so no clue what a mile is but try going for 5 miles if you're already out of breath at 3.5, you might vomit but you can push through and if you have insane willpower you will maybe even enjoy the ordeal.
>>63890717what the actual fuck.
spot me bro
>>63918492he won't have perfect ROM tho
>>63903071Wait he's the father? I thought he was fucking the tranny and his facial expression was because he was being exposed as a tranny fucker on TV.
>>63889916I've seen people with this body type and it's beautiful
>>63917017Women as friends are just worse men. The only thing women have that men don't is a vagina. There is nothing else they fulfill for a man other than sexuak gratification. The average woman id also just boring to talk to. Dumb bullshit, ramblings that often repeat, looping back on themselves in a redundant way. Theres that, and women generally not sharing wither the same hobbies as men, or them not having the same level of passion for hobbies if by some rare chance you find one with taste. You'll be having a conversation, it'll be dull, and your monkey brain will only think about how soft her skin is, how nice her tits are, how you want her legs wrapped around your waste as you're balls deep on her. I'm not saying it can't happen, but good luck finding a woman with a personality. Most are going to be as I previously described: dull and vapid. The only way you'll be having a lot of girl friends is if you've hit the lottery of high class high minded females or if you yourself are an idiotic, dull, effeminate, vapid "man". If you're doing your due diligence to better yourself and be the best man you can be, you'll meet a woman who can match you on the same levels about as often as you see a shooting star. Thats what makes them special.
>>63891021warthog run is kinohttps://youtu.be/q_pAa9252Uo
>>63910878I don´t really care about the rest of the comic, I don´t read that shit. Either way, the scene about repelling bullets with chest gains was based.
>>63919476Christ man, get out of the house. When was the last time you even talked to a woman like another human being? Women are just humans, they have their interests, they have their dislikes, and they have their personalities. I've met plenty of women in my life that I would call friends and I've had very good conversations with them. One of the best parts of being friends with a girl is that you often don't need to find something to do because a large amount of women, in my experience anyway, are completely content with just talking. Go outside man, what the fuck is wrong with you?
>>63919617I work 12 hour days, I'm outside enough. Mayhaps you're the one who needs to get out more, but then again, I've already described your kind of male. Just based off of the general vibe I get (they call your kind "redditors") I can tell you're a normal fag. You're dopey, friendly and innocent like a golden retriever. Not to knock you too harshly. Its cool you can be friends with so many women, but like I said, you'd have to be as dull as one to be able to do so regularly. Better yourself. Man is leagues above woman in his pursuit of his peak. Read more, learn more, think more, do more. Soon you'll find the women as dull and insufferable as any man worth his salt. Yes, women are people, I'm not saying they're subhuman, but I am saying that a well rounded and learned man is in a position above them such that they appear as children to him for the very most part. You're lacking if you constantly run into women you can befriend and aren't annoyed by.
>>63919834This is cringe as fuck dude. Its nice to hang out with someone and be dull together, I don't hang out with people to be invigorated, I hang out for companionship. I am well learned and well rounded though, I just don't think hanging out with someone always needs to be an experience, sometimes its nice to just be boring together. Its called relaxing. I'll take a 50/50 mix. Regardless that's not how all women are, plenty of women are very interesting people, they probably just haven't given you the time of day to open up because you seem like an arrogant asshole. I was gonna go rock climbing with a woman a few weeks ago but plans fell through.Its nice to go rock climbing, and its also nice to sit around watching tv. I'm going fishing with a male friend in about two weeks, and its gonna be boring as hell, but that's the fucking point. I'm really excited for that. I don't go around trying to get an adrenaline rush from everything I do, and not everything I do needs to be stimulating either. And I feel weird pointing this out, but I play classical and jazz music on four different instruments and I'm an architect. To assume I'm not well read, don't do things, and don't think enough is just entirely incorrect and very presumptuous.
>>63919834Insane levels of cringe
>>63917017>Being """friends""" with a woman you're not fucking.Lol get a load of this cuckold.
>>63919908>>63919917I'm so sure lads.
>>63919950>>63919952As you get older, friendship is harder to come by. When you meet someone you click with, regardless of gender you want to keep them around. Sometimes sex just complicates things and fucks up a friendship, I've had that happen and then you lose a friend because you couldn't control yourself, and its also a cringe memory you hold on to. I had sex with a really good friend of mine in high school and things were just never the same. I learned that if you value someone's friendship, it can often be best not to have sex with them.When I used to work retail there was this girl that I worked with who I talked to every single day. She was seriously one of the best friends I've ever had, and my girlfriend got jealous with how close I was to her. I can say here on 4chan that I didn't even want to have sex with her, that would've ruined out friendship. She was the best, but she moved up north after finishing college. Neither of us are the type of people to keep up with people long distance, so I haven't talked to her in a while, but god do I miss her. We had some great conversations and I laughed harder with her than I do with any of my guy friends. She was the best but I wouldn't even dream of having sex with her because I just enjoyed our friendship that much. I hope some day I can meet up with her again, she was such a fucking homie.
this thread is getting kinda fucking gay
>>63900726oh my fucking god
Does anyone have the screencap with parodies of I'M FUCKED UP
>>63920004Don't care about your blog anon.I've got a lot of really good bro's and I'm not cucked enough to put time and energy into a chick I'm not fucking.
>>63920110Well that's fucking retarded to turn down friendship, good night.
>>63920117>Well that's fucking retarded to turn down friendship, good night.Just how many fucking "friends" you got? You've admitted you waste plenty of time just watching tv and doing other dumb "Boring" shit. Unlike you, I've got a life to live and only so much time for a certain amount of people.As other anon was attempting to get through to you, if you're a man with plenty of hobbies, interests, fitness goals & a career etc etc, you don't need boring women that you're not fucking wasting your time.Whatever man, I'm talking to a wall here.
>>63920197I'm saying I do those boring things with other people. Grab a beer and watch some cartoons, its fun. And you can often do the things you want to do with women. I have hobbies, interests, fitness goals, and a career, and I make time to chill out with other people when I can. I like doing activities like rock climbing, fishing and making music, but I also like doing passive activities like watching tv or grabbing something to eat. I have plenty of time in my life left and I'm gonna spend some of it chilling because I'm often tired from doing the things I need to do as an adult. If I have a genuine connection with someone regardless of their gender I'm going to hang out with them, and at its core I don't think someone is your friend if you can't sit around comfortably with them and just chill with no activity. Anyway, I need to sleep, its late as hell and I have things I need to do tomorrow. One day if you get married and you start running out of time to hang out with people, hopefully if you meet a woman that would make a good friend you don't act like an ape and try to cheat on your wife with her.
>>63901986/fit/ used to be half full of dicks so its actually progress
>>63889989hes doing like 115 decline press on a smith machine, I dont think he can kill shit
>>63914407Don't do 7 miles, keep to the current distance until it is no longer torturous, then increase.
>>63919908>>63919952>because you seem like an arrogant asshole>I feel weird for pointing this outDefinitely a woman. Why do you come here?>>63920285>Bla bla bla bla The fuck, what were you thinking spending so much time on typing out irrelevant stuff.You write awfully much about that "friend" of yours, who is a real homie and so much fun to be around, but do not mention one thing about your wife.>>63919617>I've met plenty of women in my life that I would call friends and I've had very good conversations with themNo, you got it the wrong way. They only wanted to talk to you and never anything more. That's why you are just a friend.And because you are such a good friend to women you write walls of text to defend them.
>>63890163I am actually in fucking tears right now lmfao
>>639028005 o'clock shadow and everything what a fucking chad
>>63917188why? just use safeties and dont be a fucking retard. This could happen with barbell as well if you are a fucking retard.
>>63914407You're going to make it bro. Never quit
>>63899822This isn't humor you faggot, hurts my knee just watching that shit
>>63921183>i'm tryingevery time
>>63919580yes, that was neat
>>63899822This hurts my soul.
>>63921183>im tryingtop zoz
>>63896894ey thanks for putting my cat in the screencap. Here's one I made
>>63914407Based. I used to bike 10 miles a day. I'd recommend reeling it back a bit after you lose the weight and begin upper body resistance training.
>>63902800looks like a skit with Mac from Always Sunny
>>63919451lol made me laugh
>>63914407Cool thing about bikes is that it's better to go somewhere, rather then go in circles. I bike out of town on season, my mileage is about 500 a month from just going 20+ rides to someplace, like camping grounds, forests, mountains, etc. Like, a cool mountain with a lake is about 20-30 miles away from me, I go there on a weekend, skinnydip, and either go further into the forest a roundabout way (another 10-20 miles over a country road) and camp there, or just roll back to town in the evening. I've basically done about 400 miles over a two week vacation this summer just riding about my city. Lost a lot of strength that way, though, so don't forget to lift off season.
>>63899409>The cookie is 1300 caloriesWhat the fuck is that cookie made of??
>>63922487palm oil and shitloads of sugar, like everything that's made in Burgerland
>>63912247Anon you are an autistic creep
>>63910335>>63912247bro even the people who do this don't object to it being called creepy, just look >>>/gif/21023796. Taking videos of strangers to jerk off to is not socially acceptable.
>>63921375Except the safeties only work if you twist your wrist and engage the hook. Having to manually engage the safeties isn't a very good safety mechanism, is it?
>>63919908>I'm going fishing with a male friendThis is redundant.>I'm going fishing with a friendIs all you need to say.At no point in history has anyone ever said the phrase>I'm going fishing with a female friend
>>63889833>you are one (1) repetition maximum
>>63922568Tbf that anti-metric guy is right, he's just articulated his point extremely badly.
>>63922952It also means he is just friends with women.ngmi
>>63921375With a bar it would just fly backwards if you fall on your ass. It might still do some damage, but it will be substantially less. Falling forwards is worse though, there is no way of telling how you'll be pinned.
>>63917017>>63917101>>63917366>>63919617Woman, fag, or soi?
>>63902399I'm 2008 people didn't have to say "unironically" to key in retards on how to understand what they were saying
>>63923240>like, unironically literally based