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>You are here for health checkup?
>Please remove your clothes
>Looks like someone works out a lot!
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just some pushups hehe
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>>63509231
>Leslie Grblarblr
Fuck off alien, where'd you hide the nurse?
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>go to take covid vaccine
>nurse comments on my delts
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>>63509231
I always get asked if I'm on steroids
>>63509274
>I’ve had lots of young attractive female doctors touch and feel over my dick and balls
Why? What's wrong with your penis and balls?
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>>63509290
>did she say you were a weak faggot for giving into the antichrist?
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>>63509335
Meds. Now.
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>>63509296
my doc asked me if i was roiding too, feelsgood man
does that count as a mire?
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>>63509290
>getting blood extraction
>elderly nurse says "wow that's a cannon!"
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>>63509574
I swear those blood donation nurses are mosquitos in disguise. I always get comments and last time it was
>See that's what I like about you buff guys, your blood vessels are always to easy to find and draw from
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>>63509290
Let me guess. And then you woke up?
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>>63509419
based health conscious anon
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>>63509535
If you aren't roiding then hell yes
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>>63509296
>Why? What's wrong with your penis and balls?
Many routine medical checks that are required by your company or university involve doctors touching your balls.
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>>63509401
I find it ironic that leftists and women (same thing) are statistically the most likely people to be on psychoactive medications, to the point of being basically a coin-flip in young women in the US..... and they are the ones implying that other people must be "crazy".
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>>63509648
Never in my life has this been done to me
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>>63509659
Psyop Chang post is trying to instill a resentment towards women while ignoring that their country released the coof and increased a nationalist campaign to suppress increasing government protests and growing internal instability.
NGMI
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>>63509231
Why are you flirting with me? Before she answer the question, I grab her neck and choke her; depending on her reaction, the next will happen:
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>>63509687
Another Chang psyop resentment post
Do you retards normally post when most Americans are asleep like this? Pretty stupid
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>>63509669
Happened once to me and I didn't see it coming.
At least the doctor (female) was hot even though she was in her late 40s.
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>>63509704
>Do you retards normally post when most Americans are asleep like this
Why are you still awake, mutt?
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>>63509685
Lmao blaming chinks for the coof and saying that you shouldn't listen to women who are on psychoactive drugs are two different things but wtv. Statistically women vote left in large majority, and statistically young women are the people most prescribed psychoactive medications, to the point of it being epidemic. Can you prove to me otherwise? Why should you listen to someone on crazy pills?
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>>63509757
The most effective psyops have a kernel of truth to them. You don't work to make shit up, you work to foster resentment and amplify division.
Some women are like that, it may be a statistical trend. But there are enough trade women, sane women, stable women that it doesn't make sense to resent all women in the process.
Go eat your bugs
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>>63509757
Tiananmen Square. That is all.
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>>63509783
This is fun. I've been posting some about being annoyed by Western slide threads, but the more I look around, the more I see why they would do it.
I think I'm gonna call this shit out more often.
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>>63509290
She mentioned there was already a lot of scar tissue, and you must be getting many vaccines, huh?
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>>63509846
>>63509783
You guys really don't know how to spot CIDF lol. Again you don't really argue with any of my points you just make emotion based arguments that are mostly copium. What the hell do chinky bug people have to do with the state of the average woman? I don't have to psyop your resentment, you are already being psyoped to accept the modern "liberated" feminist lol. It's not based and redpilled to run defence for whores because you hope your tradwife is waiting for you out there. Post bod.
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>>63509290
Same, it was a nice feeling when they said I had the biggest delts they’d seen all day
Then I went into the waiting room and found out that they probably meant I had the only visible delts they’d seen all day
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>>63509972
>yellow skin
>never denied Chinkism

I'm not arguing your points because you're catastrophising and exploiting prejudice to push a narrative and foster resentment. Just look at the elections in the US, there is plenty of resentment here about liberalism. But unlike your autocratic regime, our system will actually adapt over time and reflect the people.
I'm not even a pawn of my government. Just some DYEL enjoying my actual freedom in a country that doesn't have to release a bioweapon to be stable.
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>Are you currently sexually active?
>No
>Have you ever been sexually active?
>No
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>>63509659
When people constantly tell you to take your meds they are referring to antipsychotics, not just some random SSRI for depression or anxiety
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>>63509231
I'd still fuck her, but could you not have found a picture of a more attractive nurse?
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>>63510057
>doesn't lift
>thinks that is yellow skin

Again I spot these guys all the time over in /biz/. Best way to catch them out is to insult their "cultural" practices or superstitious voodoo, like believing cold water drains energy from the soul. A cidf would never call them chinky bug people, they almost always immediately attack some other race or try to direct the conversation to ways that china is "heckin based".

Also unironically probably whiter then u. I have no desire to "psyop" a disdain for women, and I haven't said anything that isn't true. But again wtv. keep believing in tradwife fantasies.

>>63510153
Yes I am aware, and I am saying I find it hilarious that like you are doing now you are downplaying the fact that those are still mind altering drugs. It's just ironic that the very people who are most likely to be mentally unstable are those who imply everybody else must be crazy, when the evidence shows otherwise.
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>>63510189
But there is still a difference between beeing a schizo in need of antipsychotics and taking an SSRI that any doctor will throw at you because of le sad and le anxiety. That beeing sad, it is true that way too many people are on those drugs
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>>63509231
you look... thirsty
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>>63509290
>Go to female dentist
>Breasts rub against me as she checks my mouth
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>>63510217
There are lots of crossovers in those types of medications. Sometimes antipsychotics are even prescribed in tandem with SSRIs for the treatment of depression, or sometimes can be used to treat other "anxiety" type illnesses. The only reason you are downplaying the effects of SSRIs is BECAUSE they have become so commonplace that people think it's "no big deal" and its like taking fucking aspirin. These drugs have mind altering effects that can leave you fucked up for life. They are crazy pills for crazy people.
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I like porn of nurses taking cum samples through blowjobs mostly.
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>>63509290
>Go to doctor for plantar fasciitis
>get prostate exam
Uhhh
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>>63510057
Other anon is clearly not asian bro, and you just look like a skinnyfat normie
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>>63510628
You honestly think the CPP wouldn't pick the fittest and most disciplined among them for psyops? They will be exposed to the most manipulative of shit, their loyalty would have to be proven to do what they do.
And yeah, I am a skinnyfat normie trying to get fit again. Got 15 more lbs to go before I bulk. Doesn't invalidate anything I said.
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>>63510752
>I am a skinnyfat normie trying to get /fit/
>doesn't invalidate anything I said
yea sure bro, I'm sure >post body is relevant because it doesn't grant authority to claims either way
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>>63509231
datas paanting is making me dizzy
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>>63509335
Who are you quoting you mouthbreather
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>>63509231
And it looks like u dont work out at all
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Antipsychotics irreversibly harm and damage brains. If you want to be brain-damaged, take antipsychotics.
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>>63510850
(continued) Please don't think this is some "conspiracy" along the lines of vaccines are bad for you - this is well-known and established. Only complete suckers would ever take them in the scientific literature. Please avoid them at all costs.
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>>63510850
ive taken antipsychotics for 2 years, my reaction time, IQ and working memory capacity is better after stopping them than it was prior to taking them
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the nurse felt my stomach and said "wow you much do a lot of situps"
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>>63509274
i insist on an inspection most visits.
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>>63510875
Thank you for stopping them. They affect everyone differently - some people can go on them for a short period and never be the same again, others can take them for years and with no apparent effects. However if anyone takes them long enough they will eventually get all the worst side effects, it's beyond sick what they do.
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>>63509231
What the fuck, I was expecting this checkup to be performed by my niece
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>>63509274
>I’ve had multiple full body / penis inspections like this
D-did they measure it?
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>>63509290
>Goto doctor to assess for hemorrhoids
>Comments on my shapely glutes
Wagmi
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>>63509231
>yeah i do zoom. Ba
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>>63509574
You don’t have to be naked for a blood draw you know
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>>63510850
>If you want to be brain-damaged, take antipsychotics.
Wrong.
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How do I blow up my veins before blood extraction? It always has to be done in the morning due to logistics and I'm usually kinda flat in the morning. I need a mire to fuel the desire brahs.
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>>63511145
Can you elaborate or post source?

I have been on them before
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>>63510981
I did too until last time
>Come in to see my gp, an attractive early 40s 7/10
>ask to receive a full inspection
>”sure one second”
>she leaves the room
>comes back in with a 60 year old black male nurse who proceeds pull down my pants and clumsily knead my dick and balls
>doctor takes notes nonchalantly, but I catch her smirking for a second
It cost be 150 extra too, such bullshit
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>>63509231
that's a man
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>>63510279
It's the best feeling in the world but it lasts an instant
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>>63509290
>go to get second shot
>nurse compliments the half of my face that i can still move
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>remove clothes
>doctor tries to hide disgust
t. lard ass
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>>63512902
>go to get sixth pfizerTM booster
>nurse compliments me on being a good global citizen
wagmi
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>>63509296
>I always get asked if I'm on steroids
Well, are you?
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Such a funny scenario, OP, haha
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>>63509290
Can you report her for making you feel uncomfortable/sexualizing you?
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>>63509231
>Implying I would ever accept being assigned a female, or non-White, doctor
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>>63509401
>Question getting unnecessary jewish meds with possible terrible side-effects.
>Get told to take other unnecessary jewish meds with possible terrible side-effects.
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>>63510153
Which are most used by leftists, women and jews.
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>>63510279
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>>63515008
weird innit?
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>>63515008
Calling something "the antichrist" isn't just questioning it
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>>63512470
CULOOOOOOO
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>>63509231
She 100% fucks black guys only.
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>go to dentist every six months
>receptionist offers you sparkling water
>qt cardio bunny doctor and thicc milf nurse welcome you
>small talk, they already both touchy feely
>"someone has been visiting gym"
>sit in chair, nurse gives you little pillow so your head rests comfy, smiles with perfect pearly whites on you
>they both smell very nice
>if there is a problem, dentist lady pumps you with so much anesthesia you feel nothing but her warm tiddies in your face as she fixes it
>chill in semi dreamy state while they do the work, listening to some music or them talking, often in teasing way
>nurse asks if you are comfy every five minutes, touching your hand, asmr tier shit
>pay and go home with blue balls
I'm cheap fuck, but I always paid for high tier dentists. It's worth it. Actually looking forward to checkups.
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>>63515436
Stop watching so much porn.
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>>63515571
Nah he’s right, I can tell.
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>>63509757
>Statistically women vote left in large majority

Yeah, black women.
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>>63510912
Did you tell her situps are bad and you do hollow body holds?
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>>63509231
>>63509290
You guys are chumps. This shit actually happened to me:
>at doctor
>getting blood pressure taken
>nurse puts cuff on my arm
>inflates it
>velcro peels off, cuff falls off arm
>nurse says, "Sorry, most patients don't have biceps like yours, let me go get a bigger one."
>comes back with huge cuff
>"I've only used this on very obese patients before haha."
>she takes my blood pressure
I haven't measured my arms, but for perspective I can isolation curl 75 lb dumbbells for sets of 5.
I'm wearing a polo for work right now and the sleeves are tight as a motherfucker, always riding up on me.
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>>63515557
That was me as well. I really love it when her boobs brushed up against me.

However the last time I went she said that she was moving to another place that is quite a distance from where I am, and due to how medical care works here it would cost me a lot more to see her. But I want to see her again, I would drive the 40 minutes and maybe the extra hundreds a year just to have her as my dentist. I think I better call her beforehand, I'll try and explain how much I respect her abilities as a dentist and maybe how I've had such bad experiences before and she is the only would I'd trust with my teeth. I just hope I won't seem like too much of an incel doing this.
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>>63516120
>I just hope I won't seem like too much of an incel doing this.
You will. Just give up and find another dentist.
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>>63516120
she wont, just say it like you actually mean it (which you are, if the tits helps you do you man), and not in a incel way, As always confidence is key.
>anon did you really drive for an hour just to see me?
>yes.
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>>63516120
Don't explain without being asked first, just tell her you would like to keep her as dentist.
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>>63511779
You don't?
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>>63516013
And that nurse would grow up to be Anne Frank.
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>>63511563
Nope but the two that I've had the chicks obviously liked what they saw. One was for when I took a nasty fall and hit my nuts hard and the other I thought I had a growth.
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>>63516261
You know that might be a good idea. I just don't want it to seem like I'm stalking her or anything.
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>>63509231
>be me
>lose a lot of weight
>find lump at base of dick
>go to doctor to get it checked
>go to hospital and it's regular old dude as expected
>get told to take trousers off
>student nurse comes in to observe this old dude poke around my groin
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>>63509290
This happened to me too. Nurse was a big Jamaican dude that said I must lift a lot of weights.
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>>63515643
You can't even tell your gender.
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>>63515643
I can see it in her eyes she lowkey be fuckin round with brothers.
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>>63516881
Lickle mo
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>>63512862
But the memory lasts forever, anon.
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>>63510128
For the second question you can just answer with a smile:"Wooow, man years ago".
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>>63510279
Yeah, know that feel bro, know that.
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>>63510279
>female dentist's breasts are so soft
>gets extra soft as the anesthetic kicks
i'd get a stiffy if the root canal wasn't so fucking painful
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>>63511779
You can't tell me what to do, this isn't Kinkos man.
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>>63510279
had this with a busty chubby blonde hairdresser. her belly and boobs slightly rubbing against me felt kinda nice ngl
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>>63518467
the fucking bellies rubbing against me are so fucking good
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>>63510279
I have to go to the dentists in 5 days pray 4 me lads
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>>63509274
do you shave your balls? if so, how?
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>>63509419
I do the same. I've had a couple checkups from women, most of them weren't that interesting but I did have a checkup once from a cute blonde college-aged girl. She looked it over a few times, lightly touching it while I desperately tried to avoid getting hard. After a minute I realized it was hopeless and thought fuck it, I'll just let it grow. It thickened up a little in her hand but by then the checkup was over and she told me to put it away
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>>63509685
Lol the chang blaming is going too far on this site now, I hate China but u guys are blaming them for the most random posts. Ppl have been hating women on this site for years its not a Chang psyop
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>>63510279
I've had this feel
There wasn't any arousal I could piece together
but... some surreal comforting feeling. It was a warm, pacifying feeling that made me forget where I was. But only in those instants that I felt the underside of the young dentist's right breast brush across my cheek.
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>>63509290
when I got covid shot in army (ets'd in march, got shot last year) the medic giving it to me was some short hair cut blonde specialist girl. when I sat down she said "oh wow, sure the needle won't break?" and gave a little laugh. I've been riding that high since bros
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>>63509609
Imagine dealing with an obese squealing pig everytime you try to get their vein
You are the better option
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>>63509231
i haven't gone to the doctor in 15 years
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>>63520347
Based. I wouldn't want to know if there's something wrong with. If I'm meant to die someday soon so be it.
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>>63515436
Your mom should stop wearing such unproffessional pants to work.
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>>63509231
I did in front of a doctorette. Didn't even get a chub until she touched my balls.
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>>63520347
I have not seen a doctor or dentist in over 12.
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>>63520347
Based. My dad didn't either and he died a healthy middle age. Fuck this growing old shit.
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>>63509274
>sack myself on a handrail when i was 16
>had kink sawed off at end
>very jagged
>reach into pants and feel blood
>get a ride home
>tell mom i need to go to hospital
>she asks why and i tell her
>she tells me not to tell her stuff like that
>get to er
>when i get there have really hot nurse
>shes in her mid 20s blonde blue eyes basically a stacy
>she asks what happened and i tell her
>she has to hold my balls to look at them
>she gets doctor
>she then has to hold and maneuver my balls to stitch them up
>if it wasn't a very painful experience i wouls have popped a boner
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>>63521586
>she asks why and i tell her
>she tells me not to tell her stuff like that
Women are terrible parents.
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>>63515088
>>63515008
This.
If anything you make the other people actually questioning whether the vaccine's worth the side effects look worse by association by trying to make it look like some sort of religious thing instead of looking at the facts.
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>>63520439
anon, how do you shave your balls? i use clippers but i still cant get it even on the sack.
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>>63509401
Booked in for your booster yet?
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>>63509231
There's no way they allow a doctor to dress like a whore. So why am I in a room with a nurse?
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>>63510279
Best feeling. Teen me was blessed with this.
Now I have some muzzie dentist with no tits. It's awful.
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>>63512902
underrated
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>>63518678
Digits and you will be blessed by boob brush

uplifting capacha has blessed you too
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>>63517919
>Also have root canal. Dentist is some old stern dude.
>Feel no pain what so ever, when he asks me if I feel any try to liten the mood with a "no pain, just a lot of scary sounds (hehe)"
>Even though I can't see his face and he's wearing a surgical mask, I can still feel his scowl at that dumbass "joke".
>Rest of the treatment is in complete silence (still no pain). Doesn't even speak to his nurse.
>After the treatment he says I might random pain bangs for up to 4 weeks afterwards, get none.
Thanks doc.
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>>63517919
root canals arent painful - you are numb for the procedure. if you can feel it ask for more anaesthetic. you have a terrible dentist if you can feel a root canal.
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>>63523738
i had my wisdom teeth yanked out which is supposed to be the worst, and that didn't hurt at all, the worst feeling was just the pressure from dentist cranking my fucking tooth out of my jaw
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>>63523682
>no digits
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>>63516282
I dont get it.
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>>63509290
this has to be a fucking bot posting this.
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>>63509609
I know someone in medicine who said they love to see people with low body fat because you can see how the muscles work under the skin without having to flay them...
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>>63515008
how about you question why the wealthy people telling you not to take the meds are getting them in "secret"?
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>>63527564
sssh, it's better if all the people who are so easily tricked into anti-science cults die
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>>63510279
wtf my dentist is a funny asian dude i need to switch
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>>63509335
This. It alters your DNA so you can be fully possessed by Lucifer
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>>63523026
Not that anon, but literally just use a razor.
Clippers are shit.
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>>63512470
The secret is water. Drink a bunch of water within about 30 minutes of your donation and watch it come spraying out
t. donates every two months
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>>63523026
nair.
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>>63510153
The implication being that we should be listening to people with depression and anxiety?
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>ask for viagra
>girl doctor sticks her finger up my ass and really fondles my asshole

>read about other people who are trying to get viagra
>none of them have got a finger in their ass

Was it really normal procedure?
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>>63509659
Trannies obviously didn't take their meds, like most people here right now. Schizos all go down a bad route with no meds
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>>63509231
I have a pretty hot milf doctor one time I said I had penis pain so I could show her my dick and she rubbed it for a minute or two
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>>63516013
>I haven't measured my arms
You probably should if you’re gonna tell a story like that. How much you curl is useless information.
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That's from her home, right?
I cannot imagine any doctor's office looking like that. I don't think the doctor here has a single personal item cluttering his office.
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>>63532859
And then you woke up, panties wet, mother angry.



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