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Ur mom's fat. Check em
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I can't stand how they constantly go on about this diet industry that's trying to force people to eat healthy. Don't they understand they aren't free!? Instead they are beholden to the junk food industry, which is trying to make them think it's ok to eat as much as you want.
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>>63507101
Starting this one off with a request for all lard monster posts. Show me the most grotesque >"human" morphologies
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>>63507101
I have to do a theater production with a girl who's fat. She's nice enough and we get along, but fuck does she smell. That comes from not being able to clean inbetween all the rolls right?
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>>63507138
They can clean between them but it doesn't dry properly and any small physical exertion causes them to sweat again. The obeast is a watertype monster.
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At least he died surrounded by his loved ones.
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>>63507128
What is that? It looks like an obese version of that giant alien thing at the end of Prometheus
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>>63507175
that is someone bending over, if you can believe it
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This will surely offend some CVS customer that failed to find the diabetes aisle.
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>>63507188
God help us
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>>63507287
>Sorry but it's whale watching, not the whales watching
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>>63507306
based kike uses jew pass to advocate eugenics, incredible
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>>63507124
>124
nice
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>>63507287
she doesnt mention or care that her utterly disgusting lazy gluttony ruined it for her husband also. she only cares about herself.
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>>63507287
>When your wife is so fat she prevents you from doing things
How did he let this happen to himself?
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>>63507306
A rare benevolent jew
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>>63507342
>>63507401
>What do you mean you won't go down on me
>Because eating pork isn't kosher
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>me, fatfuck trying to make a change
>on a 48 hour fast, 36 hours in
>mom made dinner today, made a fuckton of stuff to use up leftovers before trash day
>go fill water bottle at fridge
>on my way back to my room she asks if I'm going to eat anything
>tell her no
>back in room, knock at the door
>even more fatfuck brother comes in, asks if I'm sick or something
>tell him no
>"have you eaten anything at all today?"
>no, I'm fasting
>"what, you religious now??"
>no??? wtf does that have to do with anything? I'm not a muslim
>"well next time you need to tell her so she doesn't make as much food, that way I can't come back for seconds either"
>me not eating doesn't affect you 'going back for seconds,' that's 100% a YOU problem
>"well if she knows not to cook for you then she won't make as much food so it's harder!"
>proceeds to try to lecture me about body entering starvation mode and retaining all your fat
>basically "bla bla bla shit I read about on facebook and heard on tv"
>tell him about how I know what I'm doing, it's not even my first attempt, I just got complacent last time
>he's never made any significant weight loss progress in his life yet somehow knows more than the sticky
>gets mad that I'm not "seeing things his way" and tells me to "enjoy my religion"
>that was about 7 hours ago
>we had a sealed box of corndogs in the freezer before dinner
>went to fill up bottle again about 2 hours ago
>12 corndogs in the box now, out of a 16 pack
>my mom doesn't even like corndogs
>the dinner I didn't eat is in a ziplock in the fridge
>he's eaten at least 4 corndogs after dinner
almost like me not eating dinner didn't influence his "seconds" either way, huh? I like /fph/ because it makes me want to do better and I love /fit/ because it helps keep me in an improvement mindset. Bullying works.
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>>63507484
based go-getter
also protip, shorter daily fasts are easier to stick to in the long run. Just don't eat until 6-8 hours after you woke up. Google 16/8 fast if you wanna learn more
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>>63507543
will look into it, thanks anon. I like to do a 48 hour fast every once in a while just to make sure my hunger meter in my head isn't fucking with me. I'm used to boredom and stress eating a lot so I find 48's to be pretty good. I'm also trying to rocket my weight down as much as I can since I have so much to go but without the sagging skin (started at 297ibs on Sunday, aiming for around 190). /fast/ told me 48's are fine as long as I refeed properly.
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>>63507484
>no, I'm fasting
>"what, you religious now??"
Holy shit you'd be surprised how many retarded americans think this, I had a friend in high school do a fast and some girl literally said the same thing?
>OMG your like, totally Muslim now?!?!
Americans are a disease
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>>63507608
honestly man it's embarrassing. We're embarrassing. I'm so glad I found this place in the grand scheme though. Part of my motivation was when I went on vacation last month and had a cute lifeguard act a little TOO bubbly, gave me the impression she was into me. Probably not, but it felt nice, and I didn't shoot my shot because of how out of shape I am. I'm socially an autist but even then I felt like I didn't deserve a shot because of my size. I shouldn't even attempt until I'm at my goal because I would never approach a woman of my size, so why should I expect her to make an exception for me, you know? Perhaps next year I'll see her again when I'm a new man.

Sorry for the blogpost, I'm just feeling kind of inspired these days. Also I'm not getting in shape for pussy, I'm doing it for myself, and now to spite and twist the knife in my brother, but the lifeguard was a nice little push forward.
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>>63507576
That hunger meter is the main reason counting calories is generally a exercise in futility. When you are running a constant caloric deficit, you are constantly feeling hunger, making not eating harder. Additionally your stomach is distended, that just means it's larger than what it should be, making you need more food to satiate hunger. Even short fasts like 16/8 will allow your stomach to heal the distension, which doesn't heal as fast if you are constantly putting food into your stomach.
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>>63507644
imagine the smell
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>>63507175
It's an early version of the brain bug from Starship Troopers
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>>63507484
based fat cunt
keep refusing meals you piece of lard
we may even live to see you see your dick one day
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>>63507484
Good shit, Anon. I respect fatties who want to change. Don't let your fat fuck brother or your mum pull you back into the crab bucket.
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Question for you all:
Do you end up in the body you deserve? That is, is your physical body is a direct reflection of every previous choice you have made with regards to exercise, diet, and intention? Maybe not bone structure (although that is debatable), but one's general fitness level.
Asking for a friend (who thinks it isn't).
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>>63507684
probs smelt like a pork bbq
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>>63507719
That depends on if you think that stuffing your face all day is something accidental, or if you're a determinst who believes Providence is guiding your hand to the 13th twinkie today and resistance is futile
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>>63507678
that makes sense I think. I've been thinking about food pretty much the entirety of today but thankfully it's refeed day for me in about 7 more hours. I might switch to 24's or OMAD, gonna do a little more research into fasting as a whole.

>>63507717
I'm gonna try my damnedest to make it just for you.

>>63507713
I kek'd, thank you.
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>>63507128
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>>63507719
It's not the result of our choices, but our parents' choices initially. I was always a lanklet because I was raised on a lean slavshit diet. My parents also always encouraged me to play outside. If you're stuffing your face daily like >>63507733 mentions that's because your parents enabled you to do so. After youth it's up to the individual to change or maintain their fitness.
Deserve? that's a stupid word to use. No one deserves anything, not in something like this
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>>63507769
I know he's doing this for fetish/money/fame or whatever, but now I notice he's got that redness in the face that usually signals high blood pressure problems. Bro does not want to go down that road. Fucker should stop now. He looks like complete shit.
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>>63507824
>Fucker should stop now.
He's not going to. He's completely aware he's approaching his demise and he's not changing course.
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>>63507814
I accept that one's parents play a large role in your foundation. I, too, was a lanklet. But at a certain point, you have the option of eating correctly, training correctly, and making daily practices to embody the type of being you imagine. When is one free of childhood programming?
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>>63507733
If given a choice between free will and determinism, I'll choose free will every time. Even if it's an illusion. People who go to starbucks every day look like it. Vegans get that living skeleton look after years of continuously abusing their metabolism. People either do the work, or they don't, and the results are easily viewable.
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>>63507158
You know in my early 20s I really did have nothing but hate for fat people, but unexpectedly I still could do some maturing. I now have hate (because they drive the destruction of the planet) and also feel pity and even compassion. How sad an existence is it if food is your only comfort. They have nothing else going on. They are broken people. It truly is a sad thing.
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Okay /fph/ new game. Suppose you’re a hamplanet who has no self control. The tv show Freaky Eaters wants to come and do an episode on you. What is the item of your choice that you binge eat to the point of becoming morbidly obese?
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>>63507484
i wasnt near as obese mode but definitely 23%bf and i can tell when i live with my parents they were enemies is like if you tell them that you are on a diet or something they AUTOMATICALLY have to do anything to fuck prevent you of doing it. gj anon
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>fatties are so fucking lazy they want to inject experimental serums into their brains to make them eat less
https://www.worksinprogress.co/issue/the-future-of-weight-loss/
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>>63507938
Saucisson sec and roquefort. It will be a pungent house.
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>>63507675
I'm also a recovering fatso and FPH keep me humble and disgusted at fatties and my past.
You will make it and you will get cute lifeguard ladies. WAGMI.

Also don't worry about your bro, normies are retarded sheep. I do 72h fasts every week and I don't tell anyone for the same reason, just tell them you already ate.
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>>63507958
food addiction is real bruv. Back when I was trying to become an ex-fatty I used to take these vitamins that would make me feel nauseous in the morning just to keep myself from eating. If it saves a single fatty it'll be worth it.
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>>63507852
This is a hard question. A lot has to do with environment, ie, if you lived in the Platonic cave, and the only things you could eat are greasy fast food, and everyone you know is fat and happy; can you fault the cave-dweller for his existence? To be fair to Amerisharts, for a lot of them, their environment is practically begging for them to be overweight. But if you have knowledge of what is healthy and good, then the only thing holding back you is your willpower, right?
"Free" is the key word here. Freedom isn't just "do whatever you want," it's having both knowledge of things and a capacity to enact what you desire, which (assuming the former) should be harmonious with what is good. Ergo the free man trends towards the good man. All of this should be enough to tell you that some are never free of childhood programming.
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>>63507999
maybe you should just stop eating
stop doing the thing that hurts you
it's simple
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>>63507999
Taking drugs/surgeries to stop eating is no different than just getting liposuction, it's just more permanent. I'd hardly say they're "saved", they still have the shitty personality that led to them getting fat in the first place, and that lack of discipline will extend to other parts of their life. They're certainly never going to actually get /fit/, just skinny at best.
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>>63508023
I think the craziest thing about being an ex-fatty is how fucking easy it was to justify eating shit. "Just today" and "what's the point?" And "it's not sustainable." It really is like cigarettes or some shit. The thing that amazes me the most is that I used to be able to eat a whole pizza with a milkshake for dinner, not feel full, and still be hungry later. I remember so vividly finishing every meal and still wanting more. Now I eat probably 1/3 that amount and can stop when I feel satisfied as if my stomach literally shrank. I don't know if it's hormonal or what. I think about it all the time. Being fat fucks you up man, and I only got fat in college. I can't imagine what it's like to grow up in a fat family and never know how to eat like a normal person.
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>>63508023
if someone told you to stop jerking off could you do it? not for a week, not for a month, forever. could you? be honest with yourself.
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>>63507839
>He's completely aware he's approaching his demise and he's not changing course.
He says he does, but he really doesn't. He isn't aware of shit. Sure, it's going to start with a doctor diagnosing him and handling him a prescription, and he's going to laugh that off because taking a pill is easy. No life changes. And then he starts taking more pills. And then he gets pills and treatments to combat the side effects of the other pills. And a few years down the road he becomes a frequent flyer in some ER somewhere, and then the whole world watches as he rots away if he's still attentionwhoring. Dying that way is slow and painful as fuck, and he'll regret everything in the end.
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>>63508133
Your stomach is incredibly flexible, the more you eat the more it swells and vice versa. So yes, your stomach has literally shrunk and this is why you feel full normally now whereas before you were left unsatisfied .
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>>63507735
different anon to the ones you've been responding to, but I just thought I'd share some advice. I've found that the worst part about losing weight is the hunger you experience before bed. Being hungry throughout the day is fine as long as you know you're going to eat that same day. So I find it's easiest to eat one meal a day, a few hours before bed. That way I'm full once I've eaten, and I'm not hungry when it's time to go to sleep. Just something that's helped me. Good on you for trying to lose weight, I'm proud of you
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>>63507484
I'm not saying your brother's right, but you sound like a sensitive prick.
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I saw a really fat guy at my work at the gym today. I said hello but he was almost embarrassed that I saw him working out. Not that I cared at all, im happy he's trying and I hope he sticks to it
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>>63507484
>Plottwist: OP stole the cornydogs and put them in his ass.
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>>63508300
mirin quad devlopment
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>>63508281
Based. Personally I despise the fatsos in the gym that come in full workout gear, especially the extremely fat ones. Saw a Lardwhale in full gym gear and gloves as if she wouldnt be losing the weight and staying there.
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>>63508165
Yeah. I got myself off porn easily enough.
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>tfw semi-bedridden with chronic illness, like food but adult enough to know that being fat sucks
>eat appropriately, weight stays stable and healthy

These mfs have no excuse
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>>63508342
If youre in the gym you get my respect. The ones that bring in a salad 1 time and talk about diets are the ones I dont like
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I've fallen off the wagon and gained 3 pounds. Gotta stop acting dumb and get back on track
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>>63508390
Man fuck that. I hardly even talk in there unless I'm alone.
It's a surprisingly tranquil place a lot of the time. Though I fear I'm a pussy in that I'd prefer not to deal with the rape-grunting and noise of the lifters crashing around and upsetting my autism
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>>63507938
Unironically I'd probably binge on those boards of cheese and salami. Shit's just too good
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>>63508534
It's super easy to fuck up. Every little excuse easily trails into another and gets you back into shit habits. Recognizing is a solid step however, now just don't eat again today
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>>63507938
Peanut butter. I gladly eat it straight out the jar with a spoon
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>>63507938
lasagna
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>>63508301
I hope he puts all the frozen corndogs in his ass, them puts then back in the box for his fat bastard brother to enjoy
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>>63507287
>purposly arranging whale watching without including the whale
these jewish schemes never cease to amaze me
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>>63507719
I deserve a fat bloated tomb of a body, but I have escaped that life and now am building decent strength. Fuck what I deserve, I will get what I have chosen to take
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>>63508300
Couldn't be Starting Strength, look at the size of those arms.
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>>63507719
I think that at a certain point, if you rely on childhood eating habits youre intentionally fooling yourself. Anyone over 16 can choose what calories and types of food they do or dont eat, barring circumstances like not being born in the west.
At that point, its entirely on you to work yourself until youve got the body you want.
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>>63507484
>he's never made any significant weight loss progress in his life yet somehow knows more than the sticky
>90% of /fit/
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>>63507484
>muh starvation mode
where did normies learn this meme?
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>>63507769
I've seen various pictures of him plus his asshole and this picture is still more disgusting than all of them
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>>63507484
i was expecting a part where you broke and ate shit, but you didnt
PROUD OF YOU BROTHER KEEP GOING
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>>63507158
Boogie?
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>>63507938
I'd say chocolate but that'd probably make me vomit
Backup choice is pizza with a lot of meat on it
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>>63507938
Turkey bacon
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>>63507287
American levels of fat are unreal.
>>63507306
Kek. I don't think all Jews are bad
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>>63507938
Just pizza
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>>63507484
Make a change mate. How heavy are you for reference? I'm glad youre strong.
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>>63507287
>>63509230
Whenever I suffer from existential dread, I remind myself it could've been way way worse.
slimdog gonna slim, dog
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>>63507769
Isnt he not right in the head? Should see a therapist
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>>63507830
Thats healthy fat
<100kg is alright
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>>63508182
You are probably right, he even said that he is becoming impotent because of his binge eating.
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>>63507938
Burgers and pizza.
>>63508165
No. I would relapse. My longest streak was 2 weeks
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>>63509294
Absolutely american post
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>>63509314
Really. My mum's side of the family is quite fat but my uncle lost weight by staying away from carbs. 120kg to 100kg.
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>>63507188
Holy shit. I thought it was an abstract concrete statue in some art museum, or similar.
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>>63507306
>it really upsets me because he is jewish
but jews are always the biggest proponents of such plans
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>>63507128
Is this the same one that sometimes gets posted with "it's afraid" or are there multiple people out there that are so fat they start to look like the end creature in evolution?
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>>63507306
>Kikes finally putting holohoax to good use
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>>63507938
Curried sausages
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>>63507852
I remember seeing a psych lecture on this and at least as parenting goes, they have basically no impact on their child at all from the teenage years - outside influences start to outcompete as soon as they get into schooling
>>63509097
Classic case of someone trying to find science that supports their view with no actual understanding of the subject. They find some things that sound about right, start spouting jargon and other imbeciles assume they're correct because it sounds intelligent to people who don't know jack shit
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>>63507484
I don't respect you because you're fat, but hopefully one day you'll return to being someone who I can look at and not hate. Good luck on your journey, shame you fucked it up in the first place
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>>63507938
raw fucking chicken
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>>63507769
imagine the acne
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>>63507484
Similar story
>Live with mom, she cooks for me and doesn't let me touch the kitchen at all
>Only child, mom has unhealthy obsession with me.
>I've been obese almost all my life because she feeds me 3000kcal a day
>Tell her I want to lose weight, diet and start lifting.
>Start going to the gym, she badgers me at every step. Tells me that I will hurt myself if I keep going to the gym.
>Tells me in no certain terms to stop going to the gym, I say fuck no.
>'Rona rolls around, gyms closed.
>I buy some gym equipment to be able to workout at home
>She sits next to me while I'm working out and keeps telling me to stop each time I'm pushing.
>Lock her out of room and put in earphones with loud music.

This still continues up till <present day>

Cont.
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>>63510581
When I started working out I also wanted to improve diet.

>Tell mom I'm going to be dieting, eating one meal a day and fasting for the rest.
>She freaks out, tells me I'm gonna kill myself by fasting (i don't know where she got that from)
>Keeps badgering me to eat all day when I'm trying to fast.
>I'm fighting my own urges and her at the same time.
>She prepares food and places it in front of me even when I've said that I don't want to eat.
>Eventually will power breaks and I give in to her food, she's happy.
>2 months later, see no significant weight loss even though I'm working out (because shit diet)
>Want to improve diet again. Have huge argument with her about food.
>She tries to blackmail and gaslight me.
>Don't give in
>She eventually agrees to let me skip a meal and also decide what breakfast to eat
>Starts off well. I eat a single boiled egg as breakfast with a cup of coffee. I skip lunch and don't eat until late in the day.
>Slowly starts to gaslight me into eating more, places food other than the egg on my breakfast plate, gets mad if I don't eat it.
>Slowly starts reverting back to old habits.
>Have another argument, is ok for a week again. The cycle continues.

I'm going to be moving out hopefully soon. The rona has made it hard since I don't earn as much anymore. I'm sad because I actually love my mother and she does me as well but her way of showing that love is fucking me up and I need to be away from her to make progress.
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>>63510581
>>63510597
Sounds horrible, Anon. Hope you get your own space soon.
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>>63507101
Fats could always use old bed sheets
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>only 16 pic for 107 posts
what the fuck happened
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>>63510581
>>63510597
Some parents really think the only way of showing love is stuffing their kids with treats.
My mother is much the same way, nowadays I only visit my parents once a month or less so it's easier for me to set aside my diet for one cheat meal, compared to living at home where dieting was next to impossible.
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>>63510794
I'll post some faties
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>>63510794
I hope you are happy with yourself
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>>63510849
where do u think they keep the boobs just asking for a friend
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>>63510882
She absorbs them
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>>63507461
Ayyyy, good one
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>dating fats guys be like
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>>63507484
4 fucking corn dogs after dinner? What bra size is your brother?
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>>63507769
Mirin' those boomer forearms tho
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>>63510849
nice gyno faggot
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>>63510849
>Pinning test
>Doesn't even work out
FtM giving roiders a bad name...
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>>63510581
>>63510597
I think you should straight up tell your mom she's being emotionally abusive and she needs to shut the fuck up. Those exact words. She probably will either yell at you or go very quiet for a while. But you've gotta establish some power here, anon
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>>63510862
Having to grease yourself up to function as a human.. fat women are the worst.
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>>63510597
Random shot in the dark, is your mother divorced?

There is this syndrome (can't remember the name) where single mothers (and women that are ignored by their husbands) sabotage their kids so they won't leave their home, almost like a reverse stockholme syndrome (even when they complain about them not leaving).

Really sad to be honest. Only solution is to move out. She will never stop. Also you should get her to se a therapist if you can (unlikely).
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>>63510882
They're used to make soap.
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>>63511054
Single dads do it too.
Albeit my experience might be warped since my dad is an insane jew sociopath.
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>>63507938
Mozzarella cheese sticks with ranch
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>>63510901
>Damn big ol titties.
Kek
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>>63510581
>>63510597
Just move out. Your mum acts like my grandma but I'm a skinny dyel.
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>>63510849
> that smug face

Lel as if that's any kind of improvement
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>>63507158
MY EMPIRE...OF DIRT
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>>63507644

Can this solve the fuel crisis?

How do fats cause global warming?
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This one is a few years old, but I've never seen it posted on /fph/. It's also one of the rare examples of male fat advocacy.
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>>63511591
Luckily, Patrick Sean Tomlinson is not a fat man by any means. His defense of fat people is simply out of a hatred for intolerance.
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>>63507769
Gluttony is the worst demon.
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>>63511591
I'm confused, this reads like a woman from tumblr wrote it but their workout schedule seems to competent to be a woman from tumblr. The tumblrina that rights this kind of shit can't plausibly run a few miles and then hit the rowing machine.
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>>63511591
He comes off as a cunt.
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>>63511707
That's because it's not a woman.
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>>63508165
I can't jerk off but can I smash?
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>>63511558
is this the final solution to the fuel question?
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>>63511204
based dogiposter
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>>63510581
>>63510597
Are you hispanic? Sounds like an madre/abuela thing going on.
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>>63508390
Counterpoint, it doesnt take long to lose weight so when you keep seeing numerous lards around the gym, most pf them aren't going to make it.
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Imagine being so fat you can't even shit on the toilet without making a mess on the seat.
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>>63510597
>I actually love my mother
You shouldn't. She's a terrible mother and a failure as a human.
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>>63507824
Telangiectasia
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>>63507719
As an adult, yes. As a child, no. Children can’t make decisions themselves, and this have their parents making the decisions for them. But when you become a teenager, then you can chose what to eat, what not to eat, and how much. You can also grow a spine and fight back against parents trying to overfeed you. You can’t spank a teen like a child, and they know how legally horrible it would be to kick you out of the house for not over-eating. If they try to get you checked in for an eating disorder, the hospital would quickly learn, and might try to pursue an abuse verdict to the parents. But this is all as a teen.
Sorry for the essay.
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https://www.nytimes.com/2021/09/09/dining/wellness-industrial-complex-maintenance-phase.html
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>>63509294
There's no such thing as healthy fat, but I agree that she's at least salvageable
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All my coworkers talk about is food and eating out. It's all they have to look forward to. The big highlight of their week is going to a restaurant and eating until they can't walk out the door. I really have nothing in common with them. In 10 years they're going to look like picrel and...they don't even care.
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>>63507938
Shotgun shells
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>>63512224
So many people have fallen into this trap. It seems like people trapped in sexless marriages are the worst offenders. They are literally pigs in a trough waiting to die.
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>>63511054
man, I hope I never get divorced
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>>63512251
People in terrible marriages would rather sabotage themselves and each other with food than call it quits. Are the consequences of divorce worse than the consequences of morbid obesity?
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>>63507830
>she
notice the flag bros
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>>63512341
People seem to prefer with a miserable known than the unknown, even if it might be bettter. Plus, people would have to unfat themselves and start being attractive, which is terrifying. Divorce is better than being married to be a fat, but it's better to just not be fat in the first place.
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>>63507306
Holy shit, her boyfriend is based af.
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>>63508300
How many scoops to acquire those quads?
No way this is a natty physique
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>>63507101
why not just drink bottles of granulated sugar at that point jesus
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>>63510597
>>63510581

I’m in the exact opposite situation, I was a fat fuck most of my life, then a few years ago my mum started going to the gym and got in great shape, then she encouraged me to start lifting and started feeding me better
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>>63507938
Stovetop stuffing, got sick from eating a whole box while I was studying overnight

Still fuckin love it though, just know to only get it for holidays
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>>63510923
>You should date me because I'm so pathetic, lonely, and desperate I'll do anything you want!
>Their relationship in 10 years
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>>63507938
Mac and cheese with bacon and baked breadcrumbs on top
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>>63507306
Based national socialist jude
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>>63507484
i gotta little psychological tip for ya if someone asks you if you want food don't say you're not eating or you're on a diet/fasting etc... Say you're fulll or not hungry. When people ask if you've eaten just make shit up. They aren't going to look into your stomach. Just say "I'm not hungry right now I'll put it away for later" etc. They're coming at you so aggressively because when you tell people you're dieting/fasting it instantly triggers their insecurities and start gaslighting and playing mind tricks to try and bring you back down.
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>>63507484
It would be courteous to tell your mother she doesn’t have to microwave a plate for you.
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>>63511660
25 days worth of bulking calorie amount
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>>63507644
God I did the math on the calories for this once
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>>63511965
Feeder-Sama… I kneel
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>>63512341
It's better to be in a sexless marriage than to be alone, especially if you're a woman. If you're a woman, you'll have your figure destroyed after several years of marriage from hitting the wall and child birth, so if you get divorced you'll have to compete against college sluts who look and feel better than you. Also, being a single parent sucks really hard.
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>>63507287
If she wanted to go whale watching, she could've just looked in the mirror
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>>63510597
Bitches need a man in their life. They’ll sabotage you to keep you locked down.

Get her some dick. Either man up and take charge and hump her into submission or sign her up on eharmony.
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>>63510597
Have you tried just eating less? Fasting is retarded and you're going to break no matter what.
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>>63510597

It's horrendous anon, you have my sympathies
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>>63511054
No, but my dad isn't around too much. He works outside the city in a oil refinery and is on a rotation (spends 3 weeks at the factory and 1 week at home). That 1 week he spends at home is mostly spent with them fighting each other.

>>63511900
Asian.

>>63512824
Yes, that's what I'm doing currently.
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>>63511006
the problem is she's also wearing those frilly short pants which exacerbates the chuffing.
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>>63507938
Ribeye Cap Steak.

And I'd make them pay for it.
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>>63512007
I feel bad for her. I'm an only child and my (older) brother died when I was 1 year old. She then got breast cancer and went through insanely painful chemotherapy. She has a shit-ton of trauma piled up and my dad is not the type to help her offload it and isn't around very much. I've been trying to get her to go to a Psych but she's very resistant to it.
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>>63511054
Munchausen by proxy
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>>63508385
What is the appropriate amount to eat for a bed-ridden invalid?
Like 800 cals?
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>>63511591

Missing the part where the whole gym claps
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>>63511591
And that jerk gymbro? Albert Einstein.
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>>63507484
A coworker once told me that fasting causes diabetes. I have no idea where people get shit like that, fasting is like the only thing we have which reverses type 2 diabetes.
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>>63508300
achievable natty??????????? pls answer
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>>63511054
i wish i could move out but I ended up dropping out of hs because of all the anxiety from constantly being screamed at by my bipolar mother and dealing with constantly going between her and my emotionally distant father's house... She isn't as extreme as that guy but she is very emotionally abusive if you don't do anything she asks you to do. She'll also get pissy if you say anything to her or voice your opinions. Always asks for my advice then doesn't listen to it. She'll get pissy if you don't jump and help her right away. Basically you're garbage. It's no wonder none of my fucking family wants to talk to us or wants to get into a photo with her. I'm either going to end up killing myself or moving out I guess idk how to get a job though because I don't even have a hs degree. I atleast have a little bit of money saved up for if she ever decides to kick me out to stay at a hotel while I rope myself. No one really wants to help you either when you're an adult you're not a cute shy misunderstood kid anymore. Everyone just treats you like absolute garbage and looks down on you. If you are in a similar situation all i can say is get away as quickly as possible.
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>>63507938
>freaky eaters wants to do a video on you
>get to binge eat whatever you want for the show
>nobody has picked J. J. Virgin’s pussy yet
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>>63513460
Some fat chick asked me how I lost 50lbs. told her I fasted and among other things. She told me fasting was unhealthy and dangerous.

Like bitch what did humans do for hundreds of thousands of years. They would fucking go hungry for a few days at a time. Then someone would kill something and everyone ate like a king for a day. Then go hungry until someone found some berry bushes.
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>>63513557
If I still had my extra room I would offer it to you. But I already have a roommate.
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>>63510893
why are fat people so funny?????
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>>63508300
Why does their backyard have a 15° incline?
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>>63511621
>not a fat man by any means
>pic
>>63511769
>I'm one of those actual real life tough guys
>star wars shirt while showing off Tsun Tzu's book you can read in 1 afternoon (audiobook is 1 hour long on yt even)
He's a fat retard.
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>>63507484
>living at home with mommy still
this story is significantly less epic
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>>63513573
Fasting isn't dangerous but appeal to nature is a middling argument at best (but since women are fucking retarded, it might work better on them than actual empirical data).
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>>63513557
That sucks, man. Have you at least gotten a GED since dropping out? That'd be step one.
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>>63510849
they didnt even give it nipples
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>>63513690
they graft these gross little pepperoni-looking things on after the first set of scars heal.
But then the skin keeps shifting around so they usually end up all the way over at the armpits or some shit.
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>>63513659
yeah I'm looking into getting a GED there is a free place for it I just need to apply or whatever and figure out travelling since its in another town.
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>>63513269
thats usually giving your child fake illnesses,
convincing them that they have cancer, yada yada
not letting them go outside because of it
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>>63513708
Good lord
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>>63513708
> end up all the way over at the armpits
do they just have to wait longer to get nipples
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>>63510849

Imagine being born as a female easy mode, and mutilating yourself into balding manlet hardcore mode
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>>63513708
huh. i feel like ive seen a few where they keep the nipples through the surgery. but considering the JUGS they had, the nipples probably werent worth saving
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>>63513718
How's public transportation where you are?
You'll need to know how to use it once you get hired anyway, so if you don't ride the bus frequently now would be a good time to learn and practice.
Also a good way to get the fuck out of the house for a while, get some cardio in at local parks, fuck off to the library and get some free resources, etc.
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>>63513749
i mean its better than walking but you can get stranded easily
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>>63511621
Actually, he is fat. And going by the skinny arms and legs he’s a liar too.
>>63511769
And a gay internet tough guy?
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Well, are you that man?
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>>63513743
Damn in 10 years I want to watch an interview from some FtM about what it is like being a "male". I hope they don't off themselves.
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>>63509294
delusional
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>>63513787
I hate that she describes me up to the age. If I ever meet her I would say I make 40K and have no retirement account.
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>>63513787
>I can go to the gym any time
Realistically, what would happen if some 500 lb planet went to a gym, just hopped up on a treadmill and tried to start running?
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>>63512824
Give just one reason why fasting is retarded. How would constantly spiking your insulin all day with tiny meals be better? You know that if your insulin is high you can’t access your stored body fat, right?
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>>63513799
I imagine it'll be something like what Norah Vincent went through, except a lot worse. This is, if in 10 years time you can find a female troon that hasn't killed herself from a botched surgery or overall mental illness.
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>>63510581
>>63510597
You're a good son anon. God bless you.
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>>63513641
That’s not an appeal to nature fallacy. An appeal to nature fallacy is saying that søy is healthy because it grows out of the dirt. Our bodies are a machine shaped by eons of evolution, describing the evolutionary pressures we would have faced is just describing what our bodies would have evolved to overcome. If not eating for a couple days hurt you we wouldn’t be around today.
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>>63513799
You don’t have to wait ten years. There’s plenty of tranny regret stories out there.
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>>63513799
only like 1% get the bottom surgery, so most will get over it, have doc slap some fake tits on where their old tits were and just be Betty again.
They won't be able to breastfeed babies, but most of them probably wouldn't have had kids anyway.
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>>63514001
I'm listening to one right now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ip7kP_dd6LU
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I don't know where the "overweight people are usually happier and more cheerful than underweight" myth came from, but where I live I've never seen a happy fatso. They're all permanently grim, and observing their grim round faces make me grim. This is the last thing I need in my life.
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>>63514089
The thing is, she's not even a tranny. Just a dyke who thought she had the balls (spoiler, she didn't) to deal with what men have to deal. Troons will eventually experience a lot worse because a lot of the things they do are irreversible and not things you can quit doing without living with the aftermath afterwards, which is why there won't be many around willing to telling the story.
Also
> Suffering from depression after her eighteen months living disguised as a man, she felt she was a danger to herself. On the advice of her psychologist she committed herself to a mental institution.
lol
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>>63512692
>hump your mother into submission
Settle down, Chris.
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>>63513799
the people who post on the internet aren't actual trannies, they are either 'activists' or have a fetish. They push the idea that being a tranny ISNT mental illness (dysphoria) but rather, its super AWESOME and FUN
the FtM I know is a spic and he passes just fine because he won the genetic lottery. But he has been for over a decade and is jacked at this point. but he'd tell you any tranny who proudly tells you about it is a fucking grifter who wants after your kids. He is weirdly based.
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>>63514184
I'm guessing >he isn't the type of tranny that's permaonline? The lunatic-sounding ones that you mentioned tend to dwell on twitter and subsist on GFM grifts and similar e-begging.
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>>63514229
Nah he fucking despises twitter and social media. He still sends money back home. I met him when I was in university, people used to tell him how he must HATE america and he was like 'why? Have you tried living in mexico city? I had family end up dead for going to college and trying to escape'
turns out the chick who did was trying to claim daca for her lesbian tranny GF who was an illegal and ended up getting deported back to mexico LOL
I should call him, he used to lift together before the coof
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>>63513832
None of it matters because at the end of the day, if you're at a calorie deficit you will lose weight. Fasting is going to do nothing but erode your willpower, which it evidently has done. Fasting is a short term solution to a long term problem that calls for a long term solution.
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>>63514294
Sound about right. People who are grounded to the real world tend to act less schizo-like, even if they're troons. Funny you'd mention the whole hatred for America story, I've met immigrants who harboured the same appreciation for America and despised hearing actual americans shit talk their own country. Some people just don't know how good they have it.
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Are there any foods or home methods to increase testosterone production?
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>>63514366
Zinc, magnesium, and vitamin D are the only proven supplements. Everything else is a meme.
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>>63514385
My multivitamin has 33% magnesium so I'll see what I can pick up, also taking D3 and B12
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>>63514409
multivit has the 135% zinc covered
thank you
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>>63514347
I don't want to get on too much of a /pol/ rant, but he fucking hates illegals. He busted his ass getting into this country legally and works hard to take care of his parents. He hates it when everyone was so insulting to him, but his biggest pet peeve was Latinx. He was mexican, but he was a proud american citizen. He hated it when people butchered his language for that shit, and would pull the tranny immigrant card on people who tried to tell him hes bad lol

to get back on track with the thread: SEVEN LIMES
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>>63513633
good for you bro. living at home is the only option for a lot of people right now
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>>63513769
>he's a fat retard
>actually, he is fat
He was never fat, child.
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>>63514184
its the cool thing to do right now, sadly. real trans people dont flaunt it. they want to live amongst the rest of us normally. they dont dye their hair blue, or have tits and a beard. that shit is made up for victim points.
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>>63510813
It looks like a in-shape woman is straddling her
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>>63512390
Thanks bro, almost sucked his dick.
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>>63514717
She was perfectly health before she died of COVID
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>>63507126
>diet industry

Eating decently does not need to involve buying special food.
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>>63514676
Exactly. Anyone who proudly proclaims anything wants to sell it to you has always been my motto, and now seeing companies going WOW I LOVE GAYS really rubs me the wrong way. It's marketing. And when I try to tell my normie friends this they go WOW NO YOURE SUCH A HOMOPHOBE ITS PROGRESS and they get fatter and fatter because they see flag so they must consoom.
If a company ever makes a political statement, it's a sales pitch. 100000%. Like that ice cream ad about 'no guilt' LOL. I went to google it and they fucking deleted the ad my sides, heres a mirror
https://youtu.be/RO0CnuWQN7k
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>>63513826
I assume the treadmill and all the other appliances would lift off the ground and start circling around her before she has a chance to step on anything.
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>>63507484
Four FUCKIN corndogs...WHY COULDNT YA STOP AFTER 2 or 3?!
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>>63513633
Moving out at 18 is something media Jews push to rob goyim of generational wealth.
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>>63515028
And yet, everyone I've met who says that doesn't have a job at 25
curious, that
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>>63515069
Could it be that you surround yourself with degenerate losers? You are on a Chinese cartoon forum in the middle of the day.
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>>63515149
Fair enough
I work from home atleast, every one of my normie friends quit their jobs because coof and refuse to get new ones because its hard. thats your average person that age right now.
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>>63507719
Somtimes you cant blame people. Theyre a product of their environment ans have never been taught even the mental mechanics to come to the conclusion that it their fault, even if you put your brain in them as a baby then you/theyd grow up to be ffat. Me i grew up on a sickening diet of cereals, coke, sweets, and processed foods and bread. It was my societies fault, my family, my government. Luckily i just got weak/skinnyfat/bad teeth/dark circles under eyes
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>>63513826
>500 lb
>running
Injure herself
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>>63513087
>will be
america was a mistake
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>>63514670
>>63514692
OK now I'm interested, just who exactly is this schizo ? should I know him from somewhere?
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>>63513087
Isn't Québon only from Québec? I don't know if they sell it in burgerlands
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>>63515452
he's just a lolcow named patrick tomlinson
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>>63507608
Putting aside the fact you're fasting for weight loss rather than as a form of penance/spiritual discipline, how can they not know that fasting is part of the practice of Christianity and all the other great religions, not just Islam?
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>>63507158
Seeing some of these fat people doesn't even make me feel disgust. I just get this intense feeling of pity. I don't know why.
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>>63507101
1000 lb sisters are funny
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>>63515564
Can't wait for the funeral episode.
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>>63515564
>tha angry wobble at the end
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>>63515564
Maybe a question for >>>/wsr/ or >>>/t/ but does anyone have a link to where I could watch this show online? I've seen gifs from this show posted everywhere but I'm still not sure what it's called or where I could stream/download it.
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>>63513787
Sheet Mega Oprah needs me a man nahsayin?
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>>63513602
Dutch angles
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>>63510794
>what the fuck happened
actual discussion, newfags may find it disorienting
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>>63507101
M... Maybe they are just bulking?!
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>>63515647
it's literally called 1000 lbs sisters and it's on Hulu or YouTube premium
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>>63515823
>1000 lbs sisters
LMAO, I thought they would be more creative with the name. Thanks though.
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>>63507719
>it is on account of its ancestors that the lizard is hunted
t. a wise Mohammedan

think about that
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>>63511436
kek
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>>63512560
imagine towing your wife. what a successful architect that man was
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>>63507128
fucking christ lmao the things the human body can endure, insane
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>6'1" 215 lbs
>was 205 a month ago after losing 10 lbs but back up now
bully me so I go to the gym, please. I hate myself but that's not enough, I need to know other people hate me too.
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>>63515974
I've always wondered... How does your body know where to put the fat at a certain point? Like, surely during our evolution, there wasn't a version of humans that was 600+ lbs, was there? Surely there isn't genetic code that dictates where fat gets stored after the usual places are completely filled.

Does you body just make it up on the go and store it in random places? (e.g. the woman with forehead fat). Such fascinating creatures to observe.
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>>63515987
Go to the gym you fat fuck. Think of the people who laugh behind your back while calling you fat. Show them wrong.
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>>63515987
get your fat ass to the gym you pile of fucking trash, I'd look fucking amazing to be where you're at right now and you're gonna sit here and complain about it? Sickening.
>being complacent when you're so close to the goal
I did the same shit and guess what? You stay in that mindset, you'll gain 80 pounds in 5 years like it's nothing. Keep being complacent and fucking disgusting, or go make yourself proud. I'd tell you that girls notice it too, but you clearly don't care about female attention with this faggoty post. The biggest message I'm getting from this is
>"bully me into doing the objectively right thing because I refuse to keep my self control in line"
faggot. Go lift. You'll hate it today but you'll hate yourself even more when you become okay with being complacent.
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>>63516067
>>63516109
Thanks fags, I needed it. I am going to make myself proud.
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>>63515564
If they lost weight, would they have saggy forehead skin?
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>>63514366

what he said, but also creatine which is also widely proven
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>>63514412
God I fucking hate dumb people. SNAP is supposed to be supplemental to money you already have to buy groceries....It's even in the fucking name "Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program"
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>>63507938
Crackers and cheese. Ritz and cheddar is god tier, but triskets and pepper jack is a close second.
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>>63515823
good lord, i thought you were trolling...
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>>63515564
why is it that they have constantly little frowns all the time? it feels like they're trying to talk normally but their expressions are so sour.
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>>63515647
As soon an episode is aired on TLC, there's a couple of youtubers putting up the episode for about a day until it's taken down, thank you hackers.
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>>63513826
Before joining a gym you have to sign paperwork saying you’re healthy enough to exercise and they’re not liable if you get hurt.
She would probably puke or shart all over the equipment and some poor wage would have to clean it up.
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>>63513598
Because you don't take them seriously as people.
This is also why for /fit/ people to be funny they have to play le dumb meathead.
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>>63516481
Season 3 is scheduled for December 20
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>>63507938
White bread with nutella and cheese
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>>63514793
It shows how narcissistic gays are that they love when corporations and brands fetishize their lifestyles.
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>>63507719
Depends, if we are talking a child then no because its not their fault their parents are retarded fat fucks that buy him mcdicks for every meal, if you are a adult however your body is a direct reflection of your lifestyle/exercise(or lack there of) and diet.
Eat mcdon dons every day, 5 times a day?
sit on your ass for 23 hours playing vidya without moving all the time?
have shitty sleep and stay up till 4AM every other night?
then you'll look/feel/perform like garbage and its entirely your fault, youll get a gross looking body if you do nothing but gross actions and vice versa.
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>>63511621
dude i bet trump saw this picture and got so fucking mad LOOOOOL YOU ROASTED HIM BRO!!!!!!!!!
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>>63511769
no kiddo, hes one of those actual, real life estrogen factories with twigly arms and legs and plump breasts and midsection. he will suffocate you with his soft gunt while watching the mandalorian AND assembling his lego millenium falcoln that his wife's boyfriend got him for his cuckday.
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>>63512560
the transfer case blew up right after this video ended
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>>63516751
I have a business idea. I'll need some angle funding ofcourse. Here is my idea...
>mobility scooters towtrucks<
How often do faties get stuck somewhere on their mobility scooter? Well I'm going to start a towing company for mobility scooters.
I'll be taking my angle money in bitcoin.
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>>63507484
Based, ygmi lardassbro
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>>63507938
Sliced salami
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>>63515524
You still have empathy
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>>63507461
Kek
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>>63507461
>Sorry, it's just a bit too close to the gas chamber for my comfort
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>>63507287
>brilliant blue oceans
ESL here. Explain. How ocean can be brilliant and how many oceans are there in Hawaii?
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>>63508301
Now they're chocolate corndogs
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>>63507287
Can't watch the whale if she is in the boat.
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>>63512390
>>63507830
And notice the tattoo. It seems to be an estradiol molecule, something the trannies idolize.
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>>63516841
I think the fire department rescues them for free.
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>>63513395
It depends. Bed ridden usually leads to chronic open bed sores which require a higher number of calories and protein to heal.
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>>63514670
I just believe that anyone who uses 'kid' or some such as insult on internet where the other's age isn't apparent has to be about 15, if not physically then mentally
like, they said something and got dismissed with "ok whatever kid" and it so completely annihilated their bum that they never got over it
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>>63509097
That is a thing, it's just not as pronounced as some people make it to be.
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>>63507148
pls, don't drag pokeman into this abhorence
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>>63517200
Damn, I wouldn't have thought of that.
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>>63510244
Still has better skin than me
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>>63517021

The original meaining of "brilliant" refers to light, specifically that which is bright or glittering. The meaning of "good" or "amazing" comes by extension.
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>>63510849
>No nipples
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>>63515226
NOOOO HE WAS MAKING IT
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>>63517212
Yeah it's when your body burns fat stores because you don't have any food. That's what fat is there for
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>>63516219
I went to the gym and ran around the track for an hour. I'm happy with myself now.
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>>63509294
this is too
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>>63511769
>pew
>pew
>pew
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>>63510597
you described my mother to a tee
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>>63511660
he should use that nerds rope on his neck
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>>63517937
damn joe rogan looks looks like shit ever since he got locked up in that schizo asylum
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>>63515987
no, stay fat and make the rest of us look better by comparison
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>>63515226
Jogger almost made it before the coof menace
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>>63517812
>discord mods
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>>63511054
my mum had something like that. youngest brother died when he was 15, she guilted younger brother who was 17 at the time to spending all his time at home when he wasn't at college, talked him in to taking a gap year before university and was trying to get him to not go before dad, me and sister intervened. he was getting fat, had no job and just sat about watching tv in the evening with her and spent all day and night playing games. he's fine now and mum went back to work.
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>>63507938
Ass
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>>63513743
you dumb faggots think being female = easy mode because you think woman = must be attractive, ugly women don't exist
dumb as a bag of fucking rocks
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>>63507306
Unbelievably based Jew
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>>63510948
kek
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>>63513743
Kek how is female easy mode? Both sexes have advantages and disadvantages, but I would pick being a guy anyday. Women get periods, they have to give birth, they lose most of their beauty after 30, and they have to worry about getting their life together before 30 if they want to start a family.
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>>63507938
Cyanide
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>>63507101
To be totally fair to it, the cokes and irn brus are both zero calorie. Fanta probably is too.
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>>63513573
if any fatasses ask you how you lost weight, just say wii fit and zumba
no one wants real advice anyway, they only want to complain and act like the victim
I say fuck it, let them rot like the trash they are
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>>63512229
i forgot how many filthy trannies roamed this board.
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>>63518254
>ugly women don't exist
That's the thing, ugly women do exist, but with the rise of online dating they can get a guy to take care of them almost as easily as the attractive women.



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