my niece might tell
A lot of people think I’m gay/asexual just because I’m 23 and I never had a girlfriend. I’m not extremely autistic, I’m funny (even charismatic) and I’m quite handsome and ottermode so people asume that if I never scored it’s because I’m a fag or just asexual.Which is bullshit. I do like women. It’s just that I’m introverted and I’m not the manwhore kind of dude. Other people who barely know me asume I get pussy but I never have.I think it’s time to get a gf to shut everyone up.
I don't drive. Never liked it. Never liked cars.
>>6131535440k a year
>>61315390This happened to me once Mother asked me a couple years ago if I liked dick. I went apeshit and left the house for a couple of days.
>>61315453Hop on finT. Fin user
I can't talk for shit
>>61315354I have keratosis pilaris really bad on my arms, so I can never really show off gains since I'm ashamed of how my arms look. Dermatologist has tried like 3 different meds on me none of which worked. I hate it.
>>61315354People say I walk weird WTF does that even means?
I can't figure out a good hairstyle. I've hated every haircut I've had.
>>61315354My love handles. They're unsightly and will forever keep tanking my confidence.
I have a speech impediment that makes my 's' sound like 'f'. Not a classic lisp, but similar.As a result I'm really anxious about speaking in general. When people hear me speak for the first time, they look at me weird or sometimes laugh at me.As a form of damage control, I autistically spend most of my brain power in conversations coming up with phrasings that use as little 's' sounds as possible.
>>61315354I started to bald at early 17>>61315510I walk like a fucking robot, it's hard to walk less weird.Sometimes I don't feel like human, more like an animal.
why can't my relationships last>first ghosted>second manipulative and controlling>third cheatedsomeone tell me love is real
MY FUCKING FLAT FOOT THAT MAKES MY CALF DEVELOPMENT OFFSET SO I HAVE ONE CALF AT >14' AND THE OTHER AT 12'
>>61315465i feel like if someone goes on an extreme tantrum after being called out as gay would make me think they are gay. why would you care if your mom thinks your gay or not. prove her wrong if you care so much instead of running away like a little bitch
>>61315458how old are you? do you live alone? it could be way worse king. keep grinding and setting your goals. best of luck
>>61315354genuine dicklet and manlet who's realized that it's really about the face cause I've known other short lads who are model tier faces and have had no troublealso my lack of experience/social tendencies will be a monstrous handicap that I'll carry with me because not being a 'normie' is a disability it seems, they didnt have to think about that shit. We do, and we fail
>>61315354why aren't u doing anything about it? ask ur Dr for finasteride. or order from India. minoxidil and biotin are cheap at Walmart. get a dermaroller off Amazon.
>>61315354used to be cumming too quickly. I am on a very small dosage of an SSRI and it has helped tremendously without affecting my erections
Framelet. I'm 5'7 but being a manlet wouldn't be that bad with a proper frame.At least my face is 7,5-8/10
>>61315674Post vocaroo saying she sells seashells on the seashore
>>61315354I am in my mid twenties and never had a girlfriend. I am so afraid bros, I don’t want to end up alone.
aging past 30, it's all downhill baby, enjoy the ride, fly off the handle, experiment, darkness
>>61315354My dick is like 50 degrees bent looks like a fucking banana
>>61315815This. You shouldve proved wrong by lifting her skirt up and fucking her ass
>>61315465Do you like dick?
I am a 21 year old man and have never been in a relationship also I work at Burger King
>>61315354My penis is 13cm, and my teeth are naturally yellow and when I was a kid I didn't brush them because we couldn't afford toothpaste so they're naturally yellow + some more.
Fucked up teeth.
I’m into all sorts of fetishes from too much porn. I honestly don’t think I could get hard from vanilla sex at this point.
>>61316253>I am a 21 year old man and have never been in a relationship26 here, don't worry it will get worse
>>61316253Same but a shitty restaurant. Money is a little better then fastfood so I'm kinda blessed.
>>61315977I was 34 when I first had sex and gf. It takes work but once it happens it’s easy. I’m super socially awkward too so I thought it would never happen.
haven't fugged since december and currently afraid of dying alone. lifting is my biggest cope
>>61315995C'mon man don't be a pussy
>troons making insecurity harvesting threads so they can spam shitty bait/memes later on
>>61315354i get styes frequently and my eye is wonky because of it
>>61316394Everyone on here is man. Everybody knows man's insecurities.Penis size, weight, amount of sexual intercoueses and universally for all genders fucked up teeth.
>>61315354I was raised around too many women and now I have no clue how to talk to other guys as friends, or approach women with sexual intent. I can make female friends very easily, but they almost always think I’m gay. I’ve had a couple long-term gf’s, and I lost my virginity in high school so Im reasonably confident that I’m at least of average attractiveness. I just have no clue how to interact with people like I’m supposed to.
>>61316467>I have no clue how to talk to other guys as friends, or approach women with sexual intent>I’ve had a couple long-term gf’s, and I lost my virginity in high schoolbuddyshut the fuck up
Gyno and balding. Both of which I probably don't have but due to this board I believe I do.
>>61316306my parents asked if i wanted braces when i was like 12 and i said no because at the time i was more worried about being called a nerd than having fucked up teethnow here i am, a decade later regretting that and wishing my parents would have made the decision for me
>>61316437True. I looked at Instagram the other day and all the ads were>hair loss shit >jawzersize shit >shoe liftsJelquing programs soon.
>>61316624sameif i ever manage to reproduce i'll force braces on the little fucker(s) whether they like it or not
>>61316467fuck off normie
>>61316624My parents were cheapskates, and now I’m poor and braces cost $4000 because of how fucked up my teeth became
>>61316653Just get a job
>>61316666Just walk down to the local Ford factory and walk in and say hey I want a job, shake the manager’s hand and look him square in the eye?
>>61315354it fluctuated between my hairline and my acne, depends on the day, if I get a new pimple then I freak out about my acne other wise I usually freak out about my hairline
>>61316683Yes, and slap your dick on the table to assert your dominance (while maintaining eye contact)
im a complete mush mouth
>>61316653Don’t know where you’re from fren but I hear dentists in Mexico is like a quarter of the price for basically the same shit. I want to go for Invisalign cause I’m in SoCal. Dentists are such scammers.>>61316666>Just get a job broChill satan.
My handwriting. It sucks.
>>61316781It's over, this guy wins. Balding? Acne? Gyno? Being a manlet? Poor? That's all peanuts compared to having bad handwriting in the 21st century.
saggy boobs. They weren't even perky in my teens, i just immediately got big droopy granny tits
>>61315354That people don't actually respect me or like me when I am sober. I'm great to drink around, but sober I can be snarky for no reason at all. It's something I'm working on guys, one day I'll be a man worthy of love.
>>61316859Lol you remind me of my ex. I did put up with her tits and even enjoyed them for the time we were dating. But her constant lack of confidence about them was a major turn off.
>>61316859Imagine the milk haha
>>61316859L O N D O NONDON
>>61316859My ex used to be a fat girl and when she lost weight her boobs ended up pretty saggy. Like the other anon said, they were fun at times, but eh. Don’t trip out too much. Some dude will suckle on em like his life depends on it
>>61315458That's not THAT bad.
>>61317094Depends on where you are. In the middle of bum fuck nowhere you’d be fine, in any major city you’d be sleeping in your car and showering at the YMCA and getting food at food banks.
>>61315674holy fuck man, i have a similar problem (s related, and not a lisp). i do that same mental gymnastics thing where you avoid s words and it drives me nuts. i’d love to chat with you about it
My education. I feel like everyone I know went to an ivy league/pseudo-ivy
I had an authoritarian father who crushed any attempt I ever made to stand up to him.As a result I am deathly afraid of conflict and break down into tears the moment someone starts yelling at me.He wasn't even abusive, just a cunt.
>>61316624I also have crooked teeth and both my parents and dentists always tried to get me braces and I always refused. I like having crooked teeth, even today. I can't explain why, but having sharp, jagged blades protruding from my jaw just seems so fucking cool. Like I'm more in touch with a savage, more ancient part of myself. A part that doesn't care what anybody thinks and just wants to live undisturbed. I show them off whenever I can. You ever have those moments where you're not sure what kind of face to make? I just give them a toothy grin - works like a charm in any scenario.
>>61315354BaldingGynoUnemployed Virgin 25
>>61315772same, anon... the last two relationships I was in ended with me getting ghosted, I haven't been in a relationship that lasted longer than 3 months since 2016. it is depressing
>>61315390bro this is literally me, excluding the gay/asexual part
>>61315354I look in the mirror at home and look good but when I compare myself to almost anyone at the gym, i look like i just walked out of auschwitz.
>>61317153Same. Just verbal abuse and degradation mostly, he did drag me down the stairs once at 14 and pushed me down a couple times.
I pick my lower lip from stress, ages ago someone mistook it for a cold sore and now it’s all I think of when people see my mouth. Really don’t mind having to wear a mask right now
>>61317116I made about that much when I moved to Nashville and did alrightit's not a totally comfy existence but it gives you enough to live with dignity.I can't imagine how stressful $40k/yr would be in a city like DC or New York
>>61315354I got a DUI which completely derailed my life.I am 29 and live at home. I work as a Carpenter because I can no longer utilize my college degree since I will soon be sentenced to prison for the aforementioned DUI.I know I am capable of more but I fucked myself over so at times I do become somber
>>61317162Based wild man. I kind of want to get my front teeth knocked out and just leave them and never get them fixed although it would be tough to eat.
>>61317219Nashville was really cheap to live in at one point. Not anymore from what I hear.
>>61317223What? Where do you live that a dui gets prison time?
>>61315354I'm horribly awkward and socially inept. I've never had much of a social life, I've missed out on so many experiences that I was supposed to have during my teenage years. I haven't had a girlfriend in over 5 years. I cannot hold a conversation to save my life.
>>61315354That my soulmate has already come and gone, and I'm doomed to flit from woman to woman without ever really making that sort of connection again. The way that feeling burns me makes for a really good motivator. I don't want to go down like this, so I need to be a better man to find a better woman.
I just started jacking off to tranny porn regularly and I don’t know how to stop
>>61317269>I haven't had a girlfriend in over 5 yearsYou're doing better than a lot of people here.
I have stretch marks and am 5'7
>>61315354Man titties, but then again sometimes girls suck on my fat gyno nips while they jerk me off. Makes me diamonds.
>late 20s virgin >live with parents >work retail management in a poverty town >have no friends and only talk to other women like my sister, mom and aunts
>>61315354I have a beer gut, and a large overbite
>>61317296I still fucking hate it when people inevitably ask:>So Anon, you seeing any girls?>"N-No">Aww why not?>"Just unfortunate I guess">Well I'm sure you'll find the right girl someday>"Y-Yeah"
>>61315674I have a fpeech impediment that makef my 'f' found like 'f'. Not a claffic lifp, but fimilar.Af a refult I'm really anxiouf about fpeaking in general. When people hear me fpeak for the firft time, they look at me weird or fometimef laugh at me.Af a form of damage control, I autiftically fpend moft of my brain power in converfationf coming up with phrafingf that ufe af little 'f' foundf af poffible.
>>61315503>keratosis pilarisno one actually cares desu just rock your gains
>>61315354>don't know how to drive>don't know how to cook beyond basic chicken and steamed broccoli>dysthymia>diagnosed autism>diagnosed ADHDI can fake normality well enough --- joke around, talk to people confidently, etc. --- but have never had a real friend. I tell myself I'm satisfied learning and studying and getting awards and things like that, but part of me just wonders if I can keep this up forever. I don't have real breakdowns very often, but get sad a lot, even though other things still bring me joy. Life is weird.
>>61317399Just approach it from a different angle. Instead of saying>just unfortunate i guesssay>haven't found the right one yet
>>61317399At least you haven’t reached a point of where they don’t bother even asking anymore.
>>61317415Yeah. It's pretty humiliating when it's typed out like that.
>>61317236I got them out because of that lolIt wasn‘t so nice tho
>>61317415mild chuckle stimulated
>>61317446I actually would like it a lot if people stopped talking about it since it's one of my biggest insecurities. Especially one friend who seems to think getting pussy will somehow fix all my problems in life and make me not want to kill myself anymore.No, I'm not going to ask that cashier for her number,No, I don't want you to hook me up with one of your friends.No, I don't care how big that girl's butt is.No, that girl is not totally checking me out. I don't give a shit, please stop talking about girlfriends.
>>61315904listen dude, i've got a big dick, im 6'0, and i have about a 7/10 face and i still am a kissless virgin. you were dealt a bad hand sure, but you can probably still get bitches
>>61316859I don't think most guys will care so long as they look good in a bra. My highschool sweetheart was technically a DDD but her tits were like wind socks. Still loved her.
>>61315354Poor social skills. Friends think I am funny but when I meet new people I am a wet blanket.
>>61317508At least you have people to talk to, you ungrateful fuck. Be careful what you ask for.
>>61317258I injured the other driver
>>61317285>I need to be a better man to find a better woman.You’re gonna make it. Because that’s the key anon
>>61315510don't try to watch yourself walk.just walk with confidence
>>61315390>I’m quite handsome and ottermode so people asume that if I never scored it’s because I’m a fag or just asexuaLiterally me Why do people even jump into such conclusions? What’s wrong with them?
>>61315503Didn’t know that had a name until now, I have it too all over my body. Nobody cares, never heard a comment about it. Never had a bitch bring it up and I look like some of the bad images on Google. Stop being a dyel OP
>>61317511let's hope anon, we're not getting any younger which isn't great for our future choices haha
>>61315354The absolute void of my personality.
I'm scared my dick doesn't work
rejection/ i chat to girls and signs are there then nothing ever happens
>>61317466sorry but its funny. that does sound shitty to actually have though
>>61315510just be yourself when you walk
>>61315674I do the same but with "r"I'm spanish so it's hard to avoid using r in spanish
>>61317634Honestly if you avoid slipping into sexual depravity through porn addiction you’ll probably be fine, barring you don’t have crippling anxiety or extremely low t
>>61315674Seems like a thing you could practice away. Just make a s sound nigga
I have gyno on one sideThankfully I caught it early so it's not that bad but the nipple gets really puffy and pokes through jumpers/hoodies
>>61317291hey anon currently struggling with this too.I have super bad anxiety about it too.my attraction to real women has hit zero, I feel nothing when I see women. They turn me on but in a femdom kind of way, its a cruel world we live in.
>>61317682>They turn me on but in a femdom kind of wayThat's caused during early teenager years and excess masturbation. You never had a masculine figure around you did you?
>>61317174This plus skinnyfat, anxiety and tism Full bingo
>>61315390Yeah my dad asked me if I was gay because I didn't have a gf. Shit was tough.
>>61317707Not him but nope. My dad also was an asshole and verbally abusive in the rare instances when he was around. Pretty much all my anxieties and self hatred got bundled into sexual deviancy. But how fix it?
>>61317223This too shall passTry to make the most of it
>>61315510One leg might be shorter than the other or something.
>>61317707My fantasies were completely normal until last year. I only watched straight porn literally until last year and I don't know how I developed an attraction to such things.I looked up to my father into my late teens until he passed away. Since then my self esteem plummeted as I had no one else to go to.I went through a very rough period last year and tried to patch the wounds with fucked up porn and god forbid it worked but I traded by pain for another far scarier one. I just want to feel like the hetero man I was last year.
>>61315926Fin feminizes you and sometimes even turns you gay.
Small dick (17 cm)
>>61315354>Balding ginger>Tranny Fucker / BiFag >Voice isn't deep>Shoulders aren't wide>5'9Sometimes I regret my decisions so deeply I wish I'd never dumped my ex gf, and then I see she's fat and has pink hair now. I feel glad I didn't wind up with that, but at the same time, I wonder if dumping her is the reason she winded up like that at all.
>>61317810>>Shoulders aren't wideJust lift bro, you're on fucking /fit/
>>61317752>>61317769Well fuck. Looks like I have more research to do on this shit. I've written some articles on how the prevalence of porn and promiscuity of women is busting up men and most of my survey results led to me thinking it was mainly porn+bad male figure leading to it. Hope your femdom fantasy comes true and you guys are still become alpha as fuck. We're all gonna make it, brothers.
>>61315354Balding, my crown is fucked at 26, used to be so thick, just want to die desu. Loose skin is a second close contender, I will never not have a fucking mother's apron, even when underweight.
>>61317886Women who aren’t being paid aren’t into that shit.
>>61317839Getting there bro, getting there. Only 150lb now but it's 15 better than what I started at >>61317809You're literally fine unless it's your girth that's lacking>>61317616Read books and talk to people, Quit Scrolling and Consooming content>>61317285I feel you there bro, keep fighting the good fight>>61317291Read Easy Peasy before you end up fucking them like I have
>>61315354I'm non white living in a white country by far my biggest insecurity, after that probably my shortness
>>61317886I don't want my femdom fantasy to come true anon.I think porn has a grasp around everyone's throats in some way shape or form.being stuck inside does not help it as seeing real women can arouse me in more genuine ways but I dont see any and all I have is porn.I dont think it has much to do with father figures because our smartphones and internet allows us to get into porn early regardless of who was around.there was nothing wrong with my sexual explorations when I was 12 because I just watched regular porn.its when porn gets used with low self esteem that scary things begin to manifest.do not use sexual arousal to heal insecurity, it fucking works but is like a deal with the devil.
>>61317959>Read books>Quit ConsoomingThese two contradict one another
tiny wrists, wore long sleeves and hoodies my entire schooling years no matter how hot it wasbig ears, would legit have an 8/10 face if it wasn't for these monke ears
>>61317924True>sitting with a girl watching Sopranos>Ralphie Siffereto getting pegged by Janice>girl is absolutely disgusted and weirded out
>>61317959>Read books and talk to peopleyes that will definitely shape my being thanks anon
Hard-core mental illness. Im able to hide it very well, but my most consistent mood is suppressed rage to the point where I find myself fighting the urge to get out of my car and punch some fuckers windows out, or throw a dumbbell at some retard in the gym. When I'm not in my light-hearted character, I have male resting bitch face and am constantly glaring at passersby trying to size them up. And because of all this, I am 100% paranoid of other people starting any kind of shit (physical or verbal fight) so every one of my relationships (platonic, romantic and even familial) is on a permanent powder keg.Since I can't trust myself, I live in facade and convince people I'm charismatic and funny while I do shit like create and close tinder accounts several times a month.
I am mixed raced and I do not have straight hair like my father
>>61318008Books are an active endeavor. Scrolling on instagram / fit and watching trash TV and movies are not. Your brain is actively creating in a scene in your mind's eye when you read, while when you watch something, or respond to am overstimulation of visual cues, you're not experiencing that same active imagination response you get from a book and instead are entered into an almost vegetative trance. >>61318017Tiny Wrist gang rise up>>61318053Unironically it will
>>61318008They do if you're a midwit.Either read nothing or choose your books carefully.
>>61318111Boo hoo. At least your dick looks good flaccid probably
>>61315354Then just shave it off. Shaved heads have higher test than balding ones 100 percent of the time
>>61316253I vaguely remember this pasta
>>61318056I feel you anon. In order to put people at ease and trick them into thinking I'm not seething with hatred for them I act like a fool. I end up hating myself for acting that way though; wearing the facade is demeaning and also exhausting. I'm scared to drink because with the disinhibition I blow up often and get kicked out of my apartment and shit like that.
>>61318123Yeah it's true. Mans say they love to read and have a bookshelf full of self-help trash.
>>61315354My teeth. They're not particularly yellow or anything, but they're pretty crooked. I have a pretty big smile so I show them off on reflex so I try to not smile as much. This mask pandemic has been a fucking godsend. >bro just get bracesI'm already 23. After you're no longer a teenager, having braces just looks weird.
>>61315354I sucked off a black tranmy with a monstrious 11 inch cockI couldnt even induldge my faggot fantasies because their dick smelt like shitI personally dont even care if people know i just wanted to share
>>61318240I don't think negatively about adults with braces. It's not the best look sure, but it's temporary right?
>>61318228The fact you generalize self help as trash shows you're a brain washed crab in the bucket and ngmi. Some are garbage sure but there's plenty of gems hidden in the shit stack. If you read more you'd know how to sniff them out>>61318243Sorry they smelled like shit anon. At least you didn't get aids right?>>61318240Get Invisalign. Or learn to love em. My ex had a crooked smile and I loved it, I thought she was absolutely adorable. Looking at her pictures now she rarely smiles with her teeth showing and it breaks my heart.
>>61318240>not taking the mask required time period as an advantage for sneaky braces
>>61315354My thin peepee. I also always fear that I'd have erectile problems if I ever tried to have sex with a woman again.
>>61318243>suck off a pooskin>why does he stink of poo?why are you such a retard anon
Got some big discolored fillings on my front teeth and I've always avoided showing my teeth when smiling. Actually not that noticeable from a distance/on photos but I'm still super conscious about them
>>61318228Ignore this guy >>61318324 if you want self help just find your historical role models and read what they wrote. Or just keep on not reading. Better than being a book bitch.
>>61318392Yeah I rock with Marcus Aurelius personally, and generally read from the western canon for edification.
>>61318392Okay I'll admit you got me.
>>61317201>>61317153Sounds like straight up abuse, anons. Sorry to hear that. I would advise counseling to overcome all that
>>61317285I agree you should always strive to be a better person, but soul mates aren’t a thing mate. I found a woman I love and want to do life with, but I’m not naive enough to call her my soul mate. If I had never met her, I would have found someone else, but I’m REALLY glad I found her. Hopefully that makes sense.
5 inch dick
>>61318243She didn’t wear a condom? Yikes be glad you didn’t get VD or aids.
>>61316467please end your existence
>>61317223that's what you get for driving drunk you cunt
>>61318631Low risk of AIDS from oral sex.
>>61318465Meditations is a daily morning read for me. It's so easy to make a habit out of it.
My hearing loss. Been around loud shit all my life. Blaring my earbuds, going to concerts in tiny crowded bars, working construction, making my own fireworks... I gotta ask people to repeat themselves and speak up all the time. Especially women. In intimate/sexual moments where people usually trade romantic whispers, I stumble around the conversation quite often. I don't know if I'll be fully deaf one day, but I'm genuinely afraid of what my life will be like if I get to that point. I just hope that it happens late enough in my life that I've heard all I care to hear, or that by then we have sufficiently advanced treatment to reverse hearing loss. And no, I can't afford hearing aids.
>>61317756I will. Thanks anon.
>>61315390I got you, bro! I'm on the same boat, I'm fucking insecure around wom*en and that's the reason I don't have a gf but people around me (family, friends and work people) think that I'm gay and that's sucks because men are faggots.
>>61316372>haven't fucked in some months>wants to die holy shit, people are weak, I better stay virgin.
I'm 28 and never been in a relationship
>>61315632Go to a good barber and tell him exactly that and ask for help
I haven't been with a girl since I left college two years ago. I can't help but feel I peaked back then. girls were so much easier, I'm basically a hermit now
I’m an absolute weakling and just started lifting. >can only curl 20lbs for about 15 repsAt least it’s not the worst start I point I’ve seen from others here
>>61317269>I've missed out on so many experiences that I was supposed to have during my teenage years> experiences that I was supposed to have during my teenage years> I was supposed to have during my teenage years> I was supposed Stop hearing cunts dude! make your own assumptions of reality.
>>61320420Get the fuck off this board pedo
>>61317427Dont give up anon. Maybe i will be your fren someday.
>>61315372based uncle anon
>>61315458i make 23k a year if im lucky fuck you id kill to be you
I started balding at 19 couldn't even make it to 20 with a full head of hair.
>>61318123Hobbes is English, therefore a midwit. Read some hume bitch
i look like a 12 year old lesbian and im 22 and 5’7
My wife. She's over 330lbs now. Severe mental illness that prevents her from doing anything productive at all. Her last therapist recommended she be institutionalized so she stopped going. I'm doing everything I can to help her fix her life but in the meantime I don't want my friends or coworkers to see her or even know she exists. It's beyond embarrassing to have to take care of a 330lb wreck. It's like every conversation I have someone makes a comment like:>Can't your wife help you cook dinner?>Can't we host men's group at your house?>Can't your wife take your daughter to ballet?>Doesn't your wife help you with chores?No, she can't do anything and has ruined my life and our kids' lives, please stop reminding me.
>>61318613servicable, if its really fucking with you ig you could try jelqing
That I’ll never have anyone I can ever be truly candid with on my worldviews (this includes flat earth and other equally appalling ideas to normies) without being ripped into, and that I’ll also never get a gf that leans towards the same thought processes I do. It’s so insanely lonely and everyone around me is so full of hate and fear
>>61320874Stop caring lmao. Go brave the ice wall if you really believe in flat earth
>>61320772Dump her and take the kids. If you can afford it, of course
I've never been in a relationship, I've had sex but I had to pay for it every time.Anons, if you are a virgin stay that way, don't buy sex.
>>61321036I have been in relationships, I think I would prefer to pay some chubby 40 year old milf to let me jack off to her ass spread open once a week
>>don't know how to drivei don't have a license tho i'm 18 it's not that useful in any actual city>>don't know how to cook beyond basic chicken and steamed broccolilearn, lol. it's honestly not hard. start with simple shit like omelettes, brownie and cake mixes, and pasta. then level up with cooler stuff you see online>>dysthymiathere's a very high chance of that being reminiscent of adhd not being controlled enough. i was depressed as fuck my whole life bc i didn't know i had adhd and that it was a cause of so many of my motivation issues>>diagnosed autismidk, i don't have that must be tough>>diagnosed ADHDi have adhd too. idk if anything is actually gonna fix it or if i'll have to take addys forever>>I can fake normality well enough --- joke around, talk to people confidently, etc. ---look into high functioning asperger's>but have never had a real friend.that's sad, me neither. but it's hard to socialize when your last year has been totally secluded. try to talk to a person a day, might be useful>I tell myself I'm satisfied learning and studying and getting awards and things like that, but part of me just wonders if I can keep this up forever.adhd does this a lot more than other things. you live for the short bursts of dopamine and then can't keep that motivation up afterwards. our brains have completely fucked dopamine receptors if irc>I don't have real breakdowns very often, but get sad a lot, even though other things still bring me joy. Life is weird.depression is fickle. i don't like saying i'm depressed bc it's so commonplace i think i'm being a copout.but before i got diagnosed, i was exactly the same. i wasn't exactly 'depressed', i just felt like i hated myself all the time and didn't know why i couldn't force myself to do anything. i was never depressed in the kill myself camp, more like 'i can't do anything, why the fuck is everything so hard for me to do'.idk mate. it's rough. try to get some sun at least.
>>61320772holy shit dude force a divorce that 'women always get custody' usually isn't as common as ppl think.point out to the laywer she refused institutionalization
>>61321169for sure taking advice from some kid born in 2002
>>61315354>What’s your biggest insecurity?5in penis erect
>>61321169fvck. here's the source>>61317427
>>61321004Yeah so I talked to a divorce lawyer who was like "be realistic, you're going to get to be the weekend dad (while your wife ruins the kids the rest of the week) and pay $5000/mo in child support and alimony"Only reason I'm staying is to maximize my exposure to the kids.
>>61321155 (checked)The sex in the moment was nice, but once you nut and the yawning abyss in your heart starts calling to you, and you realize that it all meant nothing, you'll regret it too. Maybe there isn't anyway around this, but at least Chads can do it without blowing a few hundred dollars. You also can't trust anything she says like saying your dick is big or the moaning because in the back of your head you know it's all fake.I also wonder if the years of porn abuse and promiscuity has the same deleterious effect on men and I am not capable of love anymore.
>>61321199 tfw a 35yr old khv incel dyel talks smack c:
1/2When I was like 12 years I used to see a teenager girl that was like late 16. She was an hapa qt 3.14 and used to play with me in the neighborhood, she was kind of obsessed with me so much she convinced my family to be my babysitter. We continued doing normal shit like playing outside or dumb things at my house, I remember a day she asked me if she could be my girlfriend. Of course I accepted but that was the worse thing I could do, weird things started happening with her, she was extremely horny and started to talk dirty, she wanted to touch together in certain part of our bodies, kiss, cuddle, the time passed and it was getting more frightening because of my inner curiosity and the perversion of this woman; I had never been like this with a girl and of course I was horny but after all I was still an innocent kid with no knowledge whatsoever.Used to take trips with her to some remote places like the forest where she used to go full sexual and flashed me, teased, groped with clothes on. Then we went back to the neighborhood pretending nothing happened at all. I was feeling guilty and confused, even some mix between fear and being aroused that was eating me alive, asking me if I should stop it.But there was a thing that I can never forget never in my fucking life, it was late and to get dark, we went very fast to my house and sat on the couch, she seemed very anxious so she whisper to my ear if we could do “something special”, completely clueless I didn't guess what was she referring to at all. Right after she sits very close to me, pushes me back and pulls my pants off. I was in shock, she was stripping naked and me too, I was telling her to stop but she started doing funny things with my dick and well... that was my first time having sex. But the guilt still existed and the feeling of not being rude with her, she treated me well and used to be very comforting.
I'm attracted to the idea of fucking a guy. I woudldnt do it in real life, but I hate that I fantasize about it when I get really horny
>>61321222ah alrighty gdmn it i forgot i hate this planet for a min there
2/2I don’t remember how many times I had sex with her, sometimes in the middle on the forest were she took her panties off and used to moan and scream at me wanting more, there was times when she went to my bedroom and sat on my lap ready to hump. Sometimes I wanted to do different things but she insisted, so I was angry and called her an idiot. So to convince me she started doing activities with me, more nurturing again and cuddling after doing “things”. But nothing could stop my insecurity of if it was correct, if she was manipulating me: a kid to do these things even without consent at all.It stopped until she moved away from where I used to live, I really missed her but with the time I realized what was really happening how much it consumed me, my innocence, confidence, happiness even… went away. Along the years I tried to cope with the abuse but I am still scared, I never told this obscure memory of mine with anyone not even with some best friend.
For the past 4 years I just started feeling like shit. Gained a decent amount of weight. Face got fat as fuck. Brain went to shit, developed anxiety, depression, and terrible insomnia. Started balding even though no family history. Thought it was all part of getting out of your youth and into your mid-late twenties. I finally decided to lose 60 lbs and get back to my college weight to see if I felt better. Nope. Went down several rabitholes. Find out I have a thyroid disease that doctors had missed several times. Been on mediciation for a month and I pissed out the fluid my face was retaining, I can see my cheekbones and chiseled jawline again, hair is growing back completely, and I feel like I can conquer the world
>>61315354I have a 5.5 inch penis
>>61321222So youre enduring it for your kids. Thats impressive anon, you deserve those trips.Thats "patriarchy" for you, women gets all the advantages and men can suck it. Dont burn yourself too much tho, think about yourself too, you deserve hapiness as well. You gonna make it
>>61321316Forgot to say other than that prolly the fact that I’m 6’6 and only have a 6” dick
>>61321255>>61321289What the fuck man you had sex while people reading this thread are still virgins chipper up mate
>>61321255 >>61321289umm anon u might've been groomed and raped i'm so sorry for you idk what to say i just hope you can afford therapy>>61321263umm anon u might be gay
>>61321353You are retarded and probably a hopeless coomer.
>>61321353Being exposed to sexuality and being abused such a young age wasn't a funny experience, bro.
Body dysmorphia like the rest of fit
>>61321408>>61321447he could have easily seen this as a boost of confidence on his pathway to becoming chad, but let his gay frail mentally get in the way
>>61321526Hey man, I am the anon who wrote the text.There was a time after that where I felt sad + other personal problems made me truly unhappy, so years passed and I tried to cope with my problems and got my confidence back, lifting, dating, etc. Nowadays I have a gf but I am still insecure of the incident, not sure if tell her but the sensation is withering me.
i prolly have cancer
>send my friends a pic from when I was 16 and a geeky dyel (am 21 hitting 1/2/3/4 now)>all of them join in on the bro bashing>one of them says “you haven’t changed a bit”>I go “the hell you mean”>he goes “yeah your arms look the same”Fuck you Dom I’m hitting a 700lb deadlift and stealing your girl in front of you cunt
>>61315354my very average sized penisim 6'2, have wide hips, broad shoulders and am a grower not a shower so by comparison looks even smaller
My biggest right now is not knowing whether my lower flab is fat or loose skin.I can't keep dropping weight, I'm like 65kg/~145lb at 170cm/5'7.
my thighs and butt are too thicki ate a lot of junk as a child and thought the "minute on the lips lifetime on the hips" joke was true but still ate anywayalso im short
Im 178cm which seems the be the absolute cut off to be considered average height by women despite being a few cm above average height for men in my country. It really is true that unattractive or unviable men literally just don't exist to women
>>61321753>I'm not a shower Come on, we know it's you Daniel-san.
>>61315390My friends always call me gay for this same reason. Sometimes I go with the joke, which doesn't help.
>>61316859You will never be a woman
>>61316323Same. Im into puke, feet, piss, asshole worship. Wish i was kidding
i stutter.not like "h-h-hey m-muh-my na-name is a-a-a-aaaanon" but more like"hey........ mmmmmmy name is............. aaaaaaaanon" like, words won't come out and i just shut up. it doesn't matter how hard i try to talk and vocalize my words, they just won't come out or i stretch a letter for a weird amount of time. it has ruined my life and is the reason why I'm not able to socialize with anyone.years ago i was quite a funny and charismatic person, but then I got self conscious when i realized that it won't go away after puberty.it also depends on the day. when i have a stressful day it's noticeably worse.if I had a reason to kill myself, that would be it
>>61315354Same here. It's fucking eviscerating my self esteem. I'd look terrible shaved/bald too.
My biggest insecurity has always been lack of social life. Crippled me in everything. Then the insecurity of a lack of social life making it so that I was too self-conscious to try to meet people to avoid letting them see my lack of social life, so I continued not having oneIt basically ruined my entire life, truthfully.
>>61315354Never having a gf at 25. Do people actually care or are they just kind of whatever about it? I'm sure they judge but I know some girls that have never had a bf and I know it's because theyre insecure so I don't judge them for it.
>>61315354don't know how to drivevirgin
>>61316131based Peyronie's coomercongrats on joining the banana club
>>61317153Yep... my older brother did this kind of shit to me all throughout my adolescence and made my young life hell, and as a result I'm more or less the same way (without the crying, but definitely try to avoid conflict). Funny thing is now that I'm an adult I'm taller and in way better shape than he is, so I could easily kick his ass if he tried anything like that today. I think he knows that so he doesn't fuck with me anymore.
>>61316556>Both of which I probably don't have but due to this board I believe I do/fit/ will give you self-image issues, it just comes with the territory
>>61316870Wild, it's usually the other way around with the people I know
I can't seem to be happy or confident with myself no matter how much I achieve. It's almost like my ambitions are far beyond what I've accomplished so far, and I won't be fulfilled until realizing them as soon as possible. There's no such thing as simply accepting that "I'm the shit" when I still haven't done the things I've set out to do
>>61322388What's that mean
I wish I could come out of the closet and say I am gay like they do in America and then the parents would just say They still love you regardless.
>>61315390Being asexual isn't a real thing it just means they masturbate too much and now they have no natural instinct that makes them wanna fuck.
Meh, hard to tell.>29>balding>living with mom>work a soulsucking and likely deadend job for only about $16.50/hr>no college degree or any kind of certification credentials>no real ambition to do anything with my life, no incentive>all the girls I've dated (frankly I'm amazed I've ever even gotten into any relationships) used me for a little while then dumped me when they found something better>some of them also cheated on me and that's just what I know about>had a terrible childhood/teenage years and feel like I missed out on so much, have a fuck ton of regret from my past>always felt like something is wrong with my brain but it's hard to tell
>>61322581>tfw same age and could have written all this except the no college degree (got a useless one) and dating (tfw khv incel)its over for us
>>61321222Based responsible masculine figure for your children. Raise them well anon.
>>61321222>>61320772>severe mental illnessmake it look like suicide
>>61318631Aids from a blowjob? Are you 12?
>>61322651based woman hater
Fordyce sports bros wwa
>>61318631>aidsAre you aware of how rare this actually is today? You're more likely to be involved in a car crash than you are to contract aids.
Listen to weeb music while lifting/driving
>>61315354>21 and I never touched a woman>mother never loved me>emotionally stunted>can't fathom the concept of loving myself or caring about myself or doing anything for the sake of "me" >everything I do is aimed at pleasing others and getting validation >I'm 250 lbs I barely take care of my health, my kidneys are failing I dress like shit and look like shit cause I don't care > dad pays for my tuition but that's it>dad told me on multiple occasions that he didn't want me, doesn't love me and will never be proud of me >cope with eating shitty food masturbating alot and cross dressing, women's soft beautiful clothes are the only thing that makes feel something
>>61320772>>61321222You really can't get full custody after the therapist recommended her getting institutionalized? Go for broke, baby.
>>61315458My gf is making 55k, and there's a good chance I won't be able to match that after I graduate. I'd sooner put a gun in my mouth than make less than her.
>>61315354I have man tits. I was really fat, and it didn't go back when I finally got fit. I had the gigantic stomach pouch cut off. I need to save money to get my man boobs and love handles fixed. Its just so expensive, and I hate it, but there isn't anything I can do. Fasting did not work, don't tell me to fast.
>5'9>Receded chin>23 yo khhvI'm fucked
>>61315372based uncle anon returns.
>>61316410Is there any cause for it?
>>61322856Literally no girl ever notices, it’s normal
>>61323136The gun in your mouth should be for having such a dumb opinion. Be proud of having a gf who is successful. Retard
>>61323468I know my gf of 3 years never saw themBut because of these tuckers lost virginity at 24
>>61317153Feel sorry for you guys. I flipped that script on my father when I was sixteen and he's been afraid of me ever since. Classic bully shit.
5'8, khhv at 22, 6 inch dick mainly. Big part is the women issue, seeing how I'm in 4th year and never had a gf or sex yet. Missed out on younger, care free sex and relationships
>>61322856Here but its never been a problem.I've fucked 23 women and only one seemed to kind of examine them as she was sucking my cock but we still fucked after so I dunno what her deal was.
>>61315354>balding>small pp>weak jaw line>thin wriststhanks dad...
>>61316535He probably left the house to go suck dick lmao
>>61320772How is she getting ahold of food? Put some locks on the pantry and get her a water bottle.
>>61321316Damn, suppose I sweat very excessively doing light cardio. As in you could wring out my shirt. I also had similar unexpected weight gain and mood issues. Should I get my thyroid checked?
>>61321036thisit seems like a sweet deal at the time, but you pay with your soul as well as with dollars
small penis. i'm handsome and well spoken and attract a lot of girls, but i don't seal the deal on the vast majority because i don't want them to learn the truth. but maybe it's a good thing because i would prob get someone pregnant or get a shitty STD or something. whatever, still getting laid and giving out orgasms
I was fat as a kid and got bullied by both boys and girls for my appearance. Much like the ugly duckling I grew up to be attractive, to the extent that nowadays women regularly approach me unsolicited. Nonetheless, I can't shake the feeling that they're just trying to get my hopes up and then crush my spirit, like they did when I was a kid. I've lost so many opportunities this way.
>>61321753Same. There was this one time my friend grabbed my dick when it was soft and was surprised it was small :(
>>613171772017 for me
>>61315372Uncle anon you know better
Why are so many people afraid of balding? Yea it's bad but there are many worse things, aren't there? Well, I would say my insecurity is loose skin around the nipple, I don't know if it's gyno or not but I have been weighing around 220 and now 180. Also, i haven't had sex for 6 years, i was in a pretty abusive relationship but i don't know if that's the reason. I have plenty of female friends and even been told i was the good-looking guy of the group. I just can't seem to bother or move to another base? Anyone here with the same problem?T. Balding dude.
>>61317285can relate to this. the last time I ever felt anything close to love was 2017 with my high-school ex. I've dated and slept with tons of women since then but none ever lasted. I wasn't into them or they weren't into me
>>61316736>tfw you make out with a girl for the first time and she asks you why you keep doing that with your mouth
>>61315354Same.Been fighting hairloss for over 12 years now and I stopped going out when it's windy, and I don't go to the beach or the pool anymore, and most of the time I'm out I wear a hoodie. Even in summer.
>>61315354im fat and bad with chicks and people in general really and im probably gonna die alone
>>61323589And he still managed to get a gf and create you. Are you gonna be less than him?
>>61323136This is so stupid, be happy for her. Don't be a faggot, fag.
>>61321289>>61321255This actually seems real but how you typed it out. You were raped dude. Get help
>>61321289If true, Seek help. This can become a big hurdle in your life moving forward in relationships.
>>61315354convinced that everyone I know or ever meet will eventually just decide that they actually couldn't stand me all alongalwaysand I guess I worry about my face not being attractive
Tits and belly fat refuse to completely go away even as everything else improoves (vascular arms, wide shoulders, chad back)>>61315390I got this a lot toward the end of high school and at my last job. The 'bad with women, constantly embarrass myself' explanation never registers with normie automatons.
I'm 27, balding, and have never been in a relationship.
>>61324031>>61324056Thank bros, I will need to address this with a therapist and talk seriously with my gf, sex has became very hard for me because of the trauma.
>>61315354fat thighs and legs above all, i’m “skinnyfat” (fat) right now, but my legs still stay quite thick when i’m skinny as a stick
>>61316360not him but this gave me hope thx anon
>>61324145Do that my dude. I hope the best for you.
>>61322258but you do not have a reason to end your life. Is stuttering something you can work on?
>>61315510Stop thinking about how you move your legs
>>61323985Lets not pretend dating today is the same as it was 30 years ago.
>>61315354I was molested as a child because I was weak and vulnerable
>>61315503exfoliating + cerave cream for rough skin + jojoba oil worked for me bro. give it a try
>>61315354why are you insecure about balding? literally just own it
I think I'm too desperate to be funny.
>>61316210God that's hot
>>61315354literally everything from my height, my baldness, my autism, my short torso because of scoliosis
>>61323478>Being submissive to a woman
my nose is all fucked up. I think it happened in my development, parents never noticed. Visited a doctor and he said he couldn’t do anything because there’s a hole in the middle wall of the nose basically but one nostril is visibly bigger than the other. I hate it. My face is asymmetrical. Nobody seems to notice until I mention it but I still feel really insecure about it. I bet they subconsciously notice. It plays on my mind all the time.
>>61315354My inabilty to take anything serious causes me to look weaker in front of my other friends when talking to girls.