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This thread is for the discussion of Australian specific fitness and dietary information.
>What’s for dinner/lunch?
>What are we lifting today?
>Are gyms open in your area/state?
>Will i ever get a gym membership?
>What are your PR’s
>What music are you listening to whilst working out, and why is it Slim Dusty?

FAQ:
>Why does Australia get its own general?
Because we need our own containment thread for the sake of the rest of the board, and it’s important to be able to discuss local gyms and australian foods and supplements that are available. Also the rest of the board is coomer bait threads, WEAR THE MASK CHUDCEL, I VOTED BIDEN. and various other low effort /b/tier “Why did he do it bros” off topic threads.
>You are not on topic
Yes we are, we are the only thread on this board that actually discusses fitness
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>>60819630
first
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First for Ayaka
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>>60819630
She has not yet replied... i think it’s ogre. Did we get too cocky bros?
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first for fuck seppos
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>>60819660
Absolute wordsmith
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As an aussie, this thread can fuck off to /int/.
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Surely, this time, investing time and resources will pay off.
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>>60819660
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQYKkrxsoIA
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>>60819674
>As an aussie
Let's see that clutch pedal then
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>>60819684
>e-girl: dumped
>blonde tinder chick: HAPPENING
>time and resources: on suicidewatch
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>>60819660
If dubs
>What do you think of famous Australian artist Slim Dusty?
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>>60819712
Might roll with this anyway actually. Its my "anthem" on tinder anyway, so they can already see i like slim
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>>60819690
>ol dirty nigger
yeah nah
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>>60819721
>implying your comment didn't already scare her off
Maybe her JP food turned up.
For me? It's watching Yuru Camp
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>>60819741
>oh baby I like raw
>yeah baby I like it raw
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>>60819745
See this is the problem listening to you cunts, you always want me to say shit thatll scare them off, and not just be "nice". I CANT FUCKING WIN
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I'm off cunts
Actually goin to bed on time'ish
>Chest tomorrow
Yes cunt
Also has BB anon posted recently? Feels like it's been a while since he was here last. Might've just missed the posts though.
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>>60819756
lol you poofta, you said your own bullshit
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>>60819745
gonna be watching this over the weekend mate
>tfw anime is growing on me
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>>60819745
Hey weeb where can I download anime I wanna watch this dumbell no kitero something or other about muscle girls because it's about muscle girls
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>>60819757
Night mate, once again, the female bruce and even moreso, the child female bruce, is extremely disturbing

>>60819762
Yes but its something you guys would want me to say and call it a "chad move"
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>>60819757
RIP BB anon, another fallen brother. I miss him so much bros.
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>>60819674
post pantry
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>>60819757
Goodnight mate
Many have fallen
Horrifying as always.
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>>60819757
BB always posts in cbt, so i know he's active

>>60819756
unironically just bee yourself
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>>60819773
Just don't double text after some shit like that, at this point the die is cast. You went for a chad move if you double text you'll instantly look like a faggot. Let it play out.
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>>60819779
Did he take the steroid (heroin) pill too
I miss him so much bros..
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>>60819767
noice cunt
>>60819773
no, I wanted you to say the jap line my dubs got ya poofta hahaaha
>>60819768
here you go
magnet:?xt=urn:btih:f625199c4577c900157e2152603380a829778f51&dn=%5BJudas%5D%20Dumbbell%20Nan%20Kilo%20Moteru%3F%20%28Season%201%29%20%5BBD%201080p%5D%5BHEVC%20x265%2010bit%5D%5BDual-Audio%5D%5BEng-Subs%5D%20%28How%20Heavy%20Are%20the%20Dumbbells%20You%20Lift%3F%29&tr=http%3A%2F%2Fnyaa.tracker.wf%3A7777%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopen.stealth.si%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.opentrackr.org%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fexodus.desync.com%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.torrent.eu.org%3A451%2Fannounce
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>>60819773
>"chad move"
lol no one would call a meme response chad unless they were a seppo
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>>60819792
The die is cast? So be it...
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>>60819795
I hope he didn't hand in his natty card.
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>tfw never truly fallen in love before

a-anyone else...?
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>surely shes just eating the japanese food, thats why she hasn't replied... r-right bros...?
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>>60819800
checked
>noice cunt
always had an aversion to anime for some reason. was always a food weeb, but now i'm being weebpilled in terms of anime
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>60819823
/afg/ has the opposite problem, all the lads are heartbroken
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>>60819823
Nope, loved and lost. How old are you?
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>>60819800
>magnet
thanks big fella
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>>60819835
I saw some doomers comment on a reverb+slowed video once, and it stuck with me
>Guys will get their heart broken at 19 and literally never recover
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>>60819829
>t_m_
>r_s__r_c_s
Would you like to buy a vowel?
>>60819830
nice brah
Found this screencap in an anime the other day and thought of you
HOWLING when I saw it
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>>60819844
25. I've dated and had feelings for girls, but I think they were just infatuation.

I don't think I'm really deserving of love rn anyway.
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>>60819865
Aww anon, fatties need love too.
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>>60819862
>this screencap
not him but, topkek
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>>60819862
fucking kek at that picrel
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>>60819857
no problem mate
>>60819858
literally all of us have been there
some of us have learned the lesson
some unimealers among us are pic related still
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>>60819858
It was more like 16 for me
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>>60819865
>I don't think I'm really deserving of love rn
why? and why do you think f*males are more deserving of love than you?
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Thanks anon. I just want to give you a bit of an insight into the ausfag fitness general. We’re a bunch of unique individuals – Schizo, Tranny, GC, DBZ poster and myself. We’re gonna engage with our minds and our hearts. We’re gonna exchange ideas, thoughts and even our energy. And to speak from your heart you need to have courage. You need to be honest and authentic. We’re not always gonna get it right. And sometimes, you’re not going to agree with us. But that’s okay, because just like you, we care. Just like you, we’re passionate about fitness. So if you want to come along for the ride, join us in ausfag fitness general because we just love fitness.
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>>60819902
>Tranny
we have a tranny poster? i fucking hope not
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>>60819898
>25
>no degree
>wage slave job
>not /fit/ yet (not fat though, just skinny fatish)
>no car or license
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>talking with girl on tinder
>she agrees to get a drink with me on sunday night
>immediately lose all interest in her

think i just like the chase desu and the ego boost lads
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>>60819895
I think the original comment actually was 16 or 17, i can’t remember the specific age but it’s true.

>>60819902
Lurk abit more, but close. Schizoposter is literally all of us, just only when the times call for it
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>>60819902
wtf at this salespitch
>tfw I'm schizo AND dbs poster
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?
IS THAT NOT WHY YOU ARE HERE?
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>>60819858
for me it was 21. recovered now though, for the most part
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>>60819922
Yeah, you needa get your own shit sorted first
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>>60819917
No, we had an anon that had a tranny sister (age 13, FTM). God rest his soul... he goes on in our hearts now.
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>>60819917
i think he might mean femboy
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>>60819923
This. I only toy with women on tinder too.
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>>60819922
Same here except the car, start investing
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>>60819950
femboy anon fucking hates trannies
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>>60819947
i miss him and oldfag so much bros
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>>60819757
Maybe he got scared off / didnt want to trifle with what afg talks about. He is unironically Chad so most of this stuff he wouldn't care about. I miss him bros
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>>60819965
me too, i think oldfag actually pulled a bit of a dick move desu, cunts were curious to see how his heroin went, and he never came back and give updates. People were actually interested and invested in his fitness journey and he just fucked off.
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>>60819955
this
>he didn't buy flight centre at an all time low
anon, i...
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>>60819947
Too many brother have fallen, its like there is an afg genocide happening as we speak.
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>>60819982
Mate i gave flight centre 1100 bucks and i’m yet to see a return on my investment...
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>>60819964
can confirm. he hates trannies so much it's unreal.
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>>60819983
Anudda shoah, if you will
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>>60819998

>t. femboy
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>>60819981
>how his heroin went
fucking spit up my lime cordial reading this

>>60819994
it's peak was 65 i think, and i got it at 15. dw, normies will get the passport, and during the pandemic(tm) they had a chance to streamline by fucking off a bunch of useless locations they had
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>>60820021
nah thats sama, you'll know when the femboy posts
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/afg/chads, promise me no more of you will die.
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>>60820033
this. a lot of emojis and exclamation points
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>>60820047
and various thoughts about a certain people
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>>60820033
oi
see >>60819862 if you haven't already
I made it for you
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>>60820035
i promise mate. i'm not leaving /afg/. the only reason i even go to 4channel.org is to shitpost with the boys
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>>60820014
Lmao!
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>>60820035
No promises, suicide is my backup plan in life.
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>>60820064
same, im here everyday. If im not here im unironically dead due to workplace injury or some other fluke event.
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>>60820057
who was this meant for?
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but in all seriousness

WHERE ADELAIDE TRAP??
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>>60820091
>t. OG on holiday in Adelaide
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>>60819858
for me it was last week
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>>60820087
I'm an idiot reading this thread poorly while watching anime simultaneously
It's supposed to be for the filename person
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>>60820104
you'll be okay ADFanon, you're gonna make it... j-just try forget about her
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>>60820112
Your turn soon.
>she's just gaming, surely
>it's just japanese dinner, right
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>>60820106
oh lol yeah cunt, i said >>60819882
funny how coincidences pop up like this aye
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>>60820124
haha i've had my turn already, everything else is just a bonus
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Oi weebanon, give me a few anime recs
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girl at the gym is back, i want to rape her tomorrow
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>>60819630
eating roo burgers for gains?

Ngmi brehs.
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>>60820091
Gouger street gym
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>>60820154
thanks for taking the bait pajeet, a van has been dispatched
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>>60820128
It's the mind that makes reality. Meme magic.
>>60820136
Yeah sure cunt. I'll be there to spot you when you're a blubbering mess again.
>the JUST list just keeps increasing
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>>60820027
Remind that (((WHO))) is now saying vaccine passports are a bad idea
>b-but if you require people to get vaccinated to enter your country how will mbulu and sahid culturally enrich you!?
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>>60820169
>Yeah sure cunt. I'll be there to spot you when you're a blubbering mess again.
Thanks weebanon e*ofag, last time it was my mum whilst she was already stressed as about my bro
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>>60819902
>tfw everyone forgets teacherfag anon
t. Teacherfag anon
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>>60819982
Dont even bother with aus stocks, go US
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>>60820191
I miss him bros. He's probably balls deep in some year 12 student rn
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>>60820154
>this poster's head bobbled as he typed
>>60820152
>recs
pic rel friendo
note that I haven't seen 100% of these so I can't say they're all stellar, since some are on my backlog and some were only downloaded this morning and I haven't watched them yet
ignore the two txt files, they're just for tracking anime with the fujo
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>>60820191
i was actually thinking of you the other day, was working at another school. I WILL find you one day, and you WILL recognise my shoes, and we WILL nod at each other and you WILL be happy
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>>60820158
no shit hey. I thought anything south of Grote Monday through Sunday is a whole lot of fuck all in general
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>asked the e-girl if she wants to go on a date this weekend
this is it bros...
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>>60820224
Na heaps that side of town.
The gyms called Iron Industry Gym, go check it out. Thank me later
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>>60820251
yeah you'll love it, plenty of blokes willing to give you a hand or two
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>>60820245
Are you already beginning to imagine the smell?
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>>60820245
>inb4 she wastes your time and/or resources by giving you the run-around
heh, nothing personnel
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/afg/ never has THIS problem
We're checking Japan's weather every day.
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>>60820268
im pontificating it as we speak. her rooms very messy, typical of the e-girl, arthoe phenotype. Many such cases.

>>60820269
This is very likely
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The dinner and the dessert
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Any of you cunts tried Mycoprotein?

>>60820288
Checked. Getting a bit fancy there GC
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>>60820288
>no wheat
Now you just gotta try and not eat bread tomorrow ya cunt
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ALL HANDS ON DECK
CRITICAL HAPPENING
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
What say?
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>>60820304
kek
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>>60820302
I don't buy bread
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>>60820304
if dubs
>wanna go out for some raw fish (sushi) and then some raw sex (sex) this weekend?
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>>60820288
Finally a hearty fucking meal cunt. Can't wait for the day you aren't a skelington anymore.
Anyways I'm off to bed. Work is tiring me and I have some pretty big shifts the next couple days so need some sleep. Night lads.
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>>60820304
Oh jeez, ask what she's having for dessert
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>>60820300
Lads that’s isn’t me, i would never put in that much effort, i couldn’t even be bothered boiling the veggies tonight. about to eat now
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>>60820333
Absolutely checked & kekd

GC you gotta deliver
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>>60820304
SEND DICK PICK.
STATE IT IS UNCOOKED
...
PROFIT.
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>>60820335
>>60820300
yeah nah i'm powerlifting anon
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>>60820344
>couldn’t even be bothered boiling the veggies tonight
R A W
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>>60820174
based, looking forward to it's full return and some fat proph

>>60820198
yeah i sometimes fuck with US stocks, but usually just go for a few day investment in start up aus companies

>>60820288
looking good bra. what is it
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>>60820349
FUCK I only just saw it, i hit bottom and saw this one
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>>60820360
pmsl
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lamb shoulder and roast veg for dindins. lower hypertrophy day tomorrow and my legs are still sore from tue. pray for me
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>>60820369
>more dinner talk
F
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>>60820369
you absolutely, utterly fucked up just now

WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY DID YOU KEK OUT FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
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>>60820381
>soooo, what do you do for work?
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>>60820369
F
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>>60820385
KEK FUCK
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>>60820364
>chicken breast coated in olive oil, salt, pepper, moroccan seasoning and smoked paprika then wrapped in foil and oven baked
>jasmine rice, vegetable stock, frozen garden vege, salt and turmeric in the rice cooker
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>>60820333
>>60820369
>dogs my dubs YET AGAIN
that's two threads in a row
>gym
>dubs
>now trips
GC confirmed for serial dogger of mates
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>>60820369
>repeats the love to suck dick girl again
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>>60820369
you fucking donkey
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>>60820398
Why did i go so wrong bros, i thought this was good. Not be a complete coombrain and only talk about sex, you know?
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>>60820402
st theresa and these word filters madon

next time. mate. when you have these 3.8/10s saying they like it raw and you have a decent girl racked up in the stable that gave you 3-4 hours of instant texting you do not do what you just did

FUCK

C
U
C
K
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>>60820421
>Not be a complete coombrain
GC, it's tinder. the app is made for cooming
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>>60820429
But i don’t want to coom, i want a waifu. Fuck this clown world. Fuck whoever is behind all this...
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fare thee well miss tinder match
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUxB014-0Qk
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>>60820202
I am teacherfag anon.

>>60820222
It's vaguely possible. They have a major project starting in the next year or two. Dunno if I'll still be there by that point though. Not a huge fan of the faculty. The other teachers at my old school were way more based.
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>>60820410
i-i’m sorry weeb bro, i should’ve honoured them. Also pretty sure next week my anytime will let me go to any anytime, if you’re keen we can tee something up, i’m keen
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>>60820439
>But i don’t want to coom
gotta avoid tinder then. tinder is strictly coom only(tm)
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>>60820421
She wants to talk about sex, you gronk
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>>60820391
Lol fucking this!
Autism seems to be a curse on GC
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>>60820465
yeah mad
next weekend ay let's fucking gooooo
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>GC having all this trouble tuning
kek, pretty glad I don't have to try navigating the minefield that is trying to date/fuck the opposite sex
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>>60820473
>you’re only just figuring this out, about the guy that eats the same meal for 5 years straight
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>>60820452
>townes van zandt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Rdm8LItAHs
What are you some kind of country music fan?
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>>60820480
Pooftas fuck off
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>>60820461
>Teacher
lay it to me straight
do you ever fuck students y/n
do you want to fuck your students y/n
if there was a smoking hot student and you were guaranteed to get away with it would you fuck your student y/n
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>>60820489
>lungs
always hits me when i'm having a smoke. bros, i dont want to have to ask you for longs because 'mine are collapsing'(tm)
I WILL bitterly plants my feet and breathe up the time thats passing, and i WILL enjoy it
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>>60820480
>minefield
It's not that bad once you understand women. The autism is a bigger problem.
>t. schizo muscleweeb womaniser
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>>60820473
If only you knew...
My credentials are well known.
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>>60820511
Nx3

I'm married and stand by my oath to forsake all others.
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>>60820480
poof?
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>>60820515
If you don't know him already check this dude out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sI839zz3L8U&list=PLowCgeol5Mj_1oxVtovgrtmc_lr-7W-X7
Can't stop listening to this album ay
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>>60820528
>oathkeeper
fucking based
I respect that hugely
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>>60820439
are you also the same bloke that has this decent chick giving what seems to be (relatively) complete attention when shes present?
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>>60820543
yeah mate i know colter wall. canadians unironically have some fucking good music
this song reminds me of
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66QcIlblI1U
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>>60820525
>what do you do for fun
>suck dick
>changes subject
what the fuck are you doing?
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>>60820524
kek, I have some indo muzzie women co-workers and when i told them i was a poof (one of their indo friends has the hots for me) they asked me why and if i'd ever thought about not being a poof. one of them even thinks i can be fixed
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>>60820553
GC is where girls who want nice guys go to realize they don't want nice guys.
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>>60820573
Welcome newfren
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>have job interview tomorrow
>its been run through microsoft teams so its a video link up
>planning to stand up at the end of the interview wearing no pants and show them my dick

dubs and i do it, singles and i just show ass
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>>60820571
Fuckin top stuff mate
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>>60820573
We're here everyday from 12pm Sydney time mate.
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>>60820525
Every message you send where you aren't romantically/sexually escalating or asking her on a date is depleting her attraction to you. If you don't get her number by tonight she'll never reply to you again.
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>>60820573
First time?
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>>60820584
You better have a stiffy
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>>60820602
lol, another newbie
welcome, fren
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>>60820606
>>60820591
>>60820583
>anal in the ass
Where else would it be?
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>>60820619
That one sounds like a seppo, looksmaxxing and muh pickup artistry, art of manliness tier advice.
He obviously doesnt know about time and resources
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>>60820622
>cuntcucking
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>>60820578
fkn top kek good grief I remember when I was a gentlefuck too. least the lad has options, if only they'd not run away
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>>60820288
What type of rice, and how did you prepare it?
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>>60820602
welcome mate. pull up a seat, grab a drink and get comfy. you have a lot of lore to catch up on
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>>60820633
bros, i actually don't get it. I am actually a nice guy, and not the fake nice guy shit that psychos and incels say. I treat people how i'd want someone to treat my sister, what the fuck is their problem. Oh well, such is women.
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The ONE takeaway I want everyone who visits /afg/ to get is the following two pearls of wisdom:
>time
>resources
That is all.
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>>60820628
this desu. seppos cant see anything without trying to flex their """superior knowledge""" on the topic
>not making a joke about it
>getting really serious
>trying to appear superior to others
yeah its a seppo. dont forget what page we are on
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>>60820650
You're on tinder, women aren't on tinder looking for nice guys they are on tinder looking for cocks.
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>>60820650

the problem is your sister secretly wants someone to treat her like an after thought and then choke her to death while he fucks her ass and cunt in the room next to you
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why did pancho do it bros?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zprRZ2wFQD4
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>>60820679
but i unironically have a good cock too, why dont they want to get on it. I even will make them dinner and fuck them. I dont get it...

>>60820688
He was just doin what he had to do....
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>>60820650
I am sure you are a kind person that we all got told to be by people who weren't. I really do. But their entire brain chemistry, physiology.. mate. literally. everything is different but once you learn those things, it is what it is and you can do things. but ive been half assed following the last fortnights threads so were you that guy with the Miss Kind Sweetheart earlier tonight where shes texting rapid or different guy?
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Should I wingman for GC? Y/N
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>>60820650
Find a nice, Australian Christian girl and start a big, big family mate. Not on Tinder.
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>>60820709
Not until you post shirtless body
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>>60820710
I was talking to one a while back, but she was that pozzed newage christian and wouldnt shut up about BLM and tranny rights and shit
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>>60820687
>the enter first poster
dont think i dont recognise you cunt

>>60820692
where he got the bread to go? no nobody knows
btw this is the unequivocal best version of pancho and lefty
https://youtu.be/8SjwO17gsqU
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>>60820720
Maybe after bulk is complete and cut begins
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>>60820692
Just broadside 'em with dick pics as soon as they match, then stalk and seduce the girls who instantly block you as those are probably the ones who want nice guys.
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>>60820720
hello AMAG
anyone worth their salt has posted body before. lurk moar, faggot
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>>60820740
>amerimutt hands typed this post
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>>60820619
>>60820628
No I clearly don't understand.
I gave online dating a go for a week and I got 7 matches from Tinder, Bumble and Hinge combined. 3 never replied to unfinished conversations the following morning. 2 ghosted after I asked for numbers. 1 ghosted after I said my height "6'1" and the last one gave me her number and I called her and then we went to this shithouse Korean BBQ place she threw up all over herself and the floor and we got kicked out and I ended up sitting with her for half an hour as she cried and threw up in the gutter and then her mum picked her up.
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>>60820738
What bf% are you currently?
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>>60820727
This. Most churches are fucked. There was a catholic church where i used to live with love is love shit everywhere. I also know of a greek ortho church that dkes fag """marriage"""
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>>60820760
>1 ghosted after I said my height "6'1"
this had nothing to do with your height. i'm 6'2 and no one has ever unmatched me for saying this
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>>60820760
>then her mum picked her up.
uncleposter strikes yet again
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>>60820748
This. Post body AMAG you coomer homo.
>*mogs you and blows you the fuck out*
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>>60820748
yep we all know what the regulars look like and some even their faces so why dont you post body insta normie
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>>60820767
20% estimate
>>60820760
>committing time and resources for this
I used Tinder/Bumble etc and used it to raw a few whores but realized that I didn't want someone to put my DNA into, I want someone to watch anime in Japanese with and someone to have children with. Those things cannot be found on Tinder/Bumble etc
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>>60820796
d.y.e.l
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>>60820796
Wtf are you eating the same ice ream as powerlifting anon? >>60820288
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>>60820835
Lurk more

>>60820836
Yeah i am, great minds think alike. Heh, nothin personnel
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>>60820796
>some visible growth since the pre-membership times
newbie gains are a hell of a drug
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>>60820847
im lurking in your house right now
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>>60820727
Yep, steer clear of protestants. If one Church is pozzed, God help them. Your job is to find the good ones. The fate of the nation depends on it. Oh and you'll be supremely comfy / happy too, raising your kids the right way (I know you'll be an awesome dad).
Fuck off from all this app bullshit, it's what (((they))) want you to do. You know it. Your potential for reproduction and happiness ticks by the more time and resources you spend on this degeneracy.
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>>60819630
>haters and doubters once again btfo
Also i don’t know what the fuck o bar is, opera bar? is the room a venue? is the room moving as in partying hard or she’s too drunk and she can’t see?
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>>60820847
when was the last time you weighed yourself?
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>>60820639
see >>60820406
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>>60820869
>Fuck off from all this app bullshit
this. does not at all improve your life and makes you feel hollow. gotta work on progressing your life in a meaningful way
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>>60820864
sudanese melbourne poster detected
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>>60820873
So you like having things shoved in your mouth?
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>>60820873
Get to the point about raw or just rope
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>>60820889
Im in melbourne so you're part right
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>>60820873
>shoving something in her mouth
seize the opportunity bra
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>>60820905
alright the consensus seems to be for this... i’m going for it
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>>60820873
you hear that?

Its the sound of a ship being steered into fucking nowhere of more boring meaningless shit talk that both you and her don't really give a fuck about in the grand scheme of nothingness. and fuck me for even reading it desu
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>>60820873

she sounds like a pretentious cunt. tell her to either come suck your cock or to fuck off
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>>60820873
She's out in a restaurant in the city.
Mate, please. Delete the apps. You are one of the good ones.
Imagine giving your time and resources to this type of woman - can't be in the moment, has to feel the endorphin rush of chatting to ransoms whilst she is supposed to be out with friends. Hell, it's probably a date.
C'mon man. Quit with this malarkey.
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>>60819660
"Baby cakes"
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>>60820873
>if dubs
Is there room in your life for another person to shove soft things inside you?
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>>60820882
Sorry mate, didn't read. Will implement this delicious rice recipe as I start 531 next week. Thank you king.
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>>60820927
Probably very accurate assessment of her.
>malarkey
No malarkey here, i voted biden, chudcel
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>>60820927
She said she ordered delivery ya fucken poofta
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>>60820940
>shove soft things inside you
This and follow up with "don't worry I've got strong thumbs"
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>>60820955
>goes on about icecream
HAHAHAHAH you're fucked mate hahaha I love it
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>>60820955
>felt anxious about it, so had to add the ice cream part
still based though
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>>60820955
>BASED
>A
>S
>E
>D
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>some asionigger keeps flying a drone above my house every night watching me have a cig
it’s all so tiresome
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>>60820958
No she didn't.
She said she was waiting for her Japanese food, which her friend ordered.
Obar is in Australia square, right next to japanese places.
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POST LONG HEAD TRICEP EXERCISES AND BEST RECOMMENDATIONS FUCK THIS ROOKIE TINDER SHIT
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>>60820955
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>>60820975
i was nervous about it, as the other anon pointed out...
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Who actually cares if you're getting ignored by random sluts. Block and move on. Biggest mistake is to get caught up thinking about someone that gives zero shits about you. I still til this day think about my friends that abandoned me. It's not healthy.
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>>60820990
Rope pulldowns
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>>60820983
whip your dick out and have a wank next time he flies by
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>>60820990
Skullcrushers but with this bar.
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based GC, id give a wristie if you'd let me mate
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>>60820955
GC I don't know if you are a very clever troll.
All these bitches are lobbing you the easiest balls to smash out of the park, but you are doing the nice guy thing.
I'm not sure whether you are conflicted, legitimately autistic or trolling.
But I really like you (and all the other ausbros).
Please either smash and dash or start your quest to find a good girl.
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>>60821042
poofters fuck off
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>>60820990
>LONG HEAD
That's a real shame mate, no idea how to fix that. Cheer up, emo kid.
>TRICEP
Skullcrushers, 20 minutes of bottom-position side control in BJJ, tricep pulldown
>BEST RECOMMENDATIONS
Mate it depends what you're into. If you like space opera, can't beat Legend of the Galactic Heroes. If you like magical girl anime, then try Magical Girl Raising Project. If you like CGDCT then try Ichigo Mashimaro. If you like Slice of Life then Kobayashi's Dragon Maid. If you like romantic comedy try Toradora!, or Ore no Imo. If you like dark fantasy, try Berserk (1997)
Hope this helps.
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>>60821038
I haven't seen anyone do them with this bar, fucking based. (Then again I go to anytime™, kek). If you had a choice between this or extensions, what would it be?
I'm doing dips so will add one more triceps exercise.
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>>60820990
Lying tricep extension with ez curl bar is the best for triceps
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4re6CJ0XNF8
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>>60821050
>GC I don't know if you are a very clever troll.
i don't even respond to him anymore because i'm 100% sure he is trolling.
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>>60821007
yeah mate dw about nervous though, it;s through a phone screen and you can unmatch whenever you want. just hold strong when you send something like that
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>>60820990
https://youtu.be/YxbLj3rCZV8
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>>60821100
>not posting the official rippetoe(tm) ez curl lying tricep extension
anon, i...
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>>60821102
Oh no no no.
Please don't say it.
If true, my time here on afg has been a lie.
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>>60821075
>gives anime reccs
cheeky cunt
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>>60821050
I do a little trolling but never in /afg/, this is genuinely me and how I am. I promise im not trolling. I guess im chad-ish, i dont think im autistic, im pretty good IRL and always good at talking to people. I just dont want to be rude or inappropriate to chicks. I just want to be normal and have a normal relationship
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>>60821074

how am i a poof for offering to help out a mate? fucking stupid cunt, the world isn't black & white mate
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>>60821102
retard
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>>60821122
Mate i would never troll you guys. Everything i've ever said has always been the truth. I love you guys, no homo. I would never lie to you
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>>60821092
i do them with this
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>>60821132
>it's the instinctive enter poster
you really do shit this place up. why the instinctive enter? you aren't a redditor, right?
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>>60821123
:D
>>60821130
>i dont think im autistic
555-COME-ON-NOW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xj1hWWU8JDE
thread theme rn
I'm so pumped by GC's autism
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>>60821143
>no he is telling the truth posting the exact same bait over and over and over despite being told what to say dozens of times
retard
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>>60821162
>why the instinctive enter? you aren't a redditor, right?
Don't tip them off about the tell bro I always ignore any post that starts with an automatic return press.
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>>60821130
>i dont think im autistic
Cunt you unironically come here for life advice, it dosen't get any more autistic than that.
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>>60821121
I prefer to do them strict rather than cheat reps like he suggests akin to an ohp to a push press.
I dislike rip, SS and most of what he says
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>>60821188
fuck off agent provocateur D&C'er. Post body.
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>>60821162
you probably know this already, but i would take your head clean off cunt. i swear if i ever find out you live close to me, ill have you in my hands by sundown
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>>60821204
lmao me too
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>>60821221
>see through trolling scheme gets outed
>immediately starts crying and seething
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>>60821204
eh, hes easy to filter anway
>aggressive
>arrogant
>tries to pretend he knows everything
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>>60821183
The dumbbell anime just finished downloading, took fucking ages but it's time to rock and roll. Internet's out so I'm tethered to my phone which apparently has awful download speed.
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>>60821245
>"trolling scheme"
what fucking scheme cunt, do you think i'd be here every. single. day. Just to "troll" people?
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>>60821247
yep i was right >>60821229
you from ashfield by any chance mate?
fuck i wish we were at the bump limit boys
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>>60821247
>those characteristics
Dare I say.... a seppo?

>>60821263
>you from ashfield by any chance mate?
kek, this is what i thought too, ashfield bunnings poster.
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>>60821159
Imagine lmao4plate skull crushers.
I'll give them a go on the povo anytime™ bar
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>>60821249
Nice brah, enjoy
Episode 1 is just /fit/ memes, you'd swear they lurked here
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>>60821260
>do you think i'd be here every. single. day. Just to "troll" people?
>do you think i'd be responding the same way every fucking time despite being told what to say over and over again
fuck off you boring cunt
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so, you damn poofs, do any of you actually know how to fight, or do you just sit around shitpost like absolute wallies? probably the last part but whatever it doesn't matter larpers
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>replying to trolls
Here's your problem
>>60821263
>>60821273
kek
that faggot never showed up
I wanted to see a fight
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>>60821299
i think a few of the poster actually train martial arts. do you fancy yourself some sort of tough fighter or something brother?
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If I gave you a time and place and told you there's an octagon there and you can wake up on the pavement outside if you really wanted to, would you even show up?
Probably not, I'd say
So shut up dude. First and last reply.
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>>60821325
don't bother responding to him mate.
reminder to not respond to any derailers, or agent provocateurs
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>>60821343
THIS. I just dont want to be a degenerate cunt sending women degenerate shit, its not right, its not what [REDACTED] would've wanted.
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>>60821303
what happened to pic related was he retired
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>>60821360
yeah mate, it's not worth it. you really gain nothing from it but a unch of roots, which really doesn't further your life in any way
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>>60821366
he and his discord trannies are curiously nowhere to be seen after he shat up /fit/ for a week
we have reached an agreement with the new apprentice to the volunteer of live and let live
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>>60821423
he was here the past few threads, but it may have been a larper. whoever he was, he;s gone
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>gf has decided that she doesn't want to improve herself and 'is fine the way she is'

gonna need to trade her in lads.
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>>60821435
Did you weigh her yet?
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>>60821435
>I like being fat
Yeah nah
Onya bike, sweetie
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>>60821435
next the travel meme will come
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who else /nowork/ tomorrow
shopfitters are doing the final shit on the warehouse, and of course, it would be an OHS hazard to be working around them
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>>60821475
based, can listen to moonman in your spare time instead of being forced to listen to kyle and jackie o.
Im not working either
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>>60821475
>/nowork/
I fucking wish
>OOOHHHHHHHHH WAAAAAAAAAGIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
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>>60821490
>moonman
based
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1617455127435.webm
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>>60821475
>who else /nowork/ tomorrow
Almost
>mon-fri 9-5:30pm work from home in tech
>tfw wake up at 11, check email and what I need to do for the day
>browse 4chan until 12
>lunch 12-1
>do all expected work in about 2-3hrs
>knock off early and go to gym
Life is good
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>>60821490
dw mate, of course i have set my alarm so i can listen to moonman. i may not be working tomorrow, but i can still get the full work experience by turning on the radio at 6am(tm)

>>60821496
at least it's friday tomorrow but
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>>60821435
Just take the gay pill mate, it’s the easiest way to side step the whole muh feelings and why can’t you love me the way I am shot
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>>60821526
>moonman
based fellow moonman enjoyer
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1617454113749.webm
I am looking forward to being sick over the weekend too and being healed up and ready to go for Monday's working week again
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>>60821435
Buy her underwear that you know she’ll look good in and tell her you think it’s sexy but deliberately get it a size too small
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>>60821433
>whoever he was, he;s gone
>tries to make a name for himself by picking on /afg/
>bullied out of his position after a week
one of our finest hours
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>>60821547
>gays
>muh feelings
yeah if you want to live the typical degenerate faggot lifestyle
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>>60821588
this. was fucking annoying when it was going on (had to work overtime for janny wages to defend afg) but we've come out victorious
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>>60821588
It was the Gallipoli of our time.
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>>60821610
kek'd
fuck i hate him so much, i was actually pissed off. So glad he lost his "job"
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>>60821609
hats off to the boys who kicked up a stink about it
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Rare picture of GC resolving to actually go to the gym
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>>60821643
>he's watching it
how good is it lmao
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>>60821643
is that 'how heavy are the dumbells you lift'? planning on watching that soon
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>>60821666
the magnet is in the thread already courtesy of your friendly local gym weeb >>60819800
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>>60821656
A solid laugh, does this cunt just flex and pose like all fuck any time anyone says the word side?
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>>60821684
YES
anyone says fucking anything and my boy is BURSTING
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>>60821666
I'm only 15 minutes into ep 1 and I'm loving it, pretty funny so far. I normally don't go in for "school girls doing x" anime but what can I say, fit tomboys are my jam.
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>>60821681
haha cheers mate, but it's already been teed up for me
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>>60821705
>I normally don't go in for "school girls doing x"
apparently someone hasn't seen k-on
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>venture out onto the board
> see this
>>60820045
which one of you boys was it?
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>>60821692
legendary, made me piss myself
>>60821732
Nah I haven't
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>>60821758
>Nah I haven't
it;s the first anime i watched and i enjoyed it. i'm not a connoisseur like gymweeb, but i enjoyed it
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Gimme protein recommendations cunce. It has to be better value than this - $140 for 4kg total/100 scoops of 30g protein or you are a lousy shill and a gin jockey
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>>60821709
It even has a picture of /afg/ in it per pic rel
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>>60821748
i saw it at like 8am the other day, i know its one of you, cause you did it on the night of a thousand aussies too
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>>60821783
pure-product™
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>>60821783
>this fucking new
Welcome, fren
This is a Pure-Product (tm) thread. Get your WPI 5kg cookies and cream for AUD$110.
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>>60821783
https://pure-product.com/collections/best-seller-internal-use/products/whey-protein-isolate
>>60821780
I mean, I've seen nichijou and plastic nee-san so I guess I might be a bit into school girl anime now that I think about it. What's k-on about and is it funny?
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>>60821825
k-on, from what i remember, is about school girls who have a band? i only really watched it out of the corner of my eye while shitposting, but what i saw i enjoyed. i'm sure gymweeb can give a proper lowdown on it
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>>60821850
>I'm sure gymweeb can give a proper lowdown on it
I have never seen it just to spite /a/
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>>60821866
kek, i'm unaware of this meta, but i was told it was really good before i watched it
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>>60821810
>>60821818
>>60821825
Looks pretty dardy, cheers
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>>60821588
>>60821609
>>60821610
>>60821624
>>60821640
Is the uncle anon one of ours or did he just join in?
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>>60821892
checking back in, pure-product is what you want mate.

>>60821894
He's not one of ours, and i disavow and don't agree with his content, but i won't forget when he came in for us, when we were at our lowest
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>>60821894
he just joined in. he likes aussies because the mods hate us. while i completely hate his methods, i agree with his intentions.
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>>60821894
He was our Finland. It's not that we're allies, we just have the same enemy.
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Working through my shitty myprotein whey, gonna order a kilo of choccy PP tomorrow to try in overnight oats cause I need to start eating brekky properly hehe
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This anime has good messaging, for those of us who sometimes forget.
Especially this and the next image are relevant to you, GC
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>>60822020
i-i’m in the process of making it, i swear
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>>60822020
@ GC
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>making threads telling incell what to say to the mods to get him rangebanned
>so he can dodge the rangebans and show incell he is powerless
Mirroring what everyone says about not being comfortable with the cunnyposting but the cunt is a phenomenal shitposter.
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>>60822101
>making threads telling incell what to say to the mods to get him rangebanned
heh?
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>>60822045
THIS. Fuck the haters i WILL make it, gym tomorrow let’s fucking goooo
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>>60822171
sending energy as we speak
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>>60822171
Don't forget your squats~!
>>60822209
I'm not watching that depressing webm ever again.
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>>60822244
thanks mate, energy recieved
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>60822262
kek yeah it is pretty depressing
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>>60822171
>>
See you lads in 12 hours then
Goodnight
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>>60822306
tfw you will never be short enough to krillinmaxx
bros, i don't feel so good
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>>60821966
i know it's one of you
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>>60822426
was me, of course
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>>60822426
>>60822447
reeks of GC
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Nah wasn’t me doing jewnetics, i don’t shitpost threads on fit for fear of rangeban. What say bros?
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>>60822566
yeah it was me, jewnetics, i dont do it often due to fear of rangebaning the boys, but from what i've noticed, it takes a lot of coinslotting toe get rangebanned

>haha smooth
idk bro, seems like she's not to keen on it
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>>60822587
>idk bro, seems like she's not to keen on it
yeah that’s what i thought too, might be time to back off on the lary sex talk.
I knew it was you that did the jewnetics thread lol, classic.
I might just say “you’re still up, you drunk or took it easy tonight” or something generic
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>>60822613
yeah may as well go for a last ditch attempt, but it's not looking good
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>>60822653
honestly what the fuck is their problem
i’m sick of being used as a validation ego boost or a time waste just cause they’re bored or whatever. I know i know, time and resources
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>>60822693
it unironically is (((them)))
my grandparents story is as follows
>grandad signs up for ww2 at 16
>goes
>lands and gets captured
>spend a few years POW
>comes home to his old job
>some girl was holding his job (which is what they did during war back then)
>grandad meets her
>they date
>have 5 kids
>one as my mum
>i exist now
would this happen now? lol no
who could be behind this not happening anymore?
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>>60822262
This show is too fucking quotable
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>>60822566
Yeah it's smooth I use moisturizer
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>>60822752
I know mate, simple times. Even my parents met at the RSL at 18 and were married by 24. All their friends the same. It’s all so tiresome. Never forget what they took from you
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I think i’m just gonna delete the app, so done with it all
Night bros, see you in 11 and a half hours
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>>60822989
Mate you're boring her, just get to the point of getting her number to fuck
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>>60823007
what as if i’m gonna drive to the city now and go fuck her
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>>60823063
Who said you had to tonight? Set a time and place retard
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>>60823082
a comma goes before retard
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>>60823214
You use a capital letter at the start of a sentence, retard.
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>>60823237
>shit at grammar
>tries to correct others when called out
your mistake was bigger than mine
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>>60823259
didn't know I had to use perfect grammar on 4chan out of all places lmao
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>>60823297
yes, you do
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>>60823319
thanks for the heads up, I won't do it again



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