Is this body salvageable?
What separates christine chan and picrel?
>>60813370Depends how deep the water is.
>>60813370Judging by the look of her room. I’m going to say no.
If Chris somehow became self aware right now it's too late for him to turn his life around, right?The guy is 40 and hasn't worked since 2001
>>60813370Chris still has money? How long before he winds up on hoarders once Barb dies?
Potentially? If you woke up one day in Chris Chan's current body, you'd have a lot of work ahead of you. You'd have to lose weight, build muscle, and see a doctor about your fucked up hormones. You may have to get some skin removed and a breast reduction, but that could be optional depending on how the body reacted to the changes.However, there is no way Christine will lose a pound or have any sort of self awareness, so there's no coming back. Her body will start rapidly deteriorating within the next decade if she makes no changes.
>>60813424who is semen demon
>>60815534>see a doctor about your fucked up hormonesIs it that even fixable at this point?Chris can't get erections anymore because of the black market estrogen he's been taking
>>60813370>impending homelessness once his mom dies>on hypertensions meds>on HRT>almost 40 fucking years old>god knows what elseI think chris passed the point of no return ever since the tomboy era which was marked by the death of his father. All we can do now is watch.
>>60814937>he doesnt know
>>60814960>>60815611would lifting have saved him?
>>60813370First of all, he's old, he's in his 40s. Second, he's fucked up mentally, he wouldn't stick to any regime, diet and so on. You would need all the motivation in the world to make it in this situation, and all he cares about is cartoon characters.
>>60813424>>60814966>>60815534>herYou will never be a real woman. You will never know the touch of your own child. Every complement or seemingly normal interaction you have is two-faced.
>>60813370"After nearly a decade of a slow downward spiral in nearly all aspects of his life following Bob's death, Chris's future does not look particularly bright. The Chandler family debt has been steadily rising, largely due to Barb and her son's poor spending habits, and even when she finally dies, the situation will arguably get worse for Chris with nobody to ground him in reality. Chris is virtually unemployable in any career after years of having every detail about his past leak out to the internet, and he hasn't made a real effort to get a job since his attempt to winKacey's heart, after his short-lived stints working at fast food joints or retail.14 Branchland Court will likely be foreclosed upon and potentially condemned in an effort to resolve the Financhu Crisis, leaving Chris without a home. His options from there are to either try to seek out another family member to live off of, to get into assisted living (something that Null has stated he has plans to help Chris with), to get committed to a mental hospital (voluntarily or not), or to live on the streets, some of which are better than others but none of which are ideal for him. This is also to say nothing of his mental or physical health, both of which will continue to decay unless Chris actually makes moves to improve his life. In any case, Chris's story is one that seems fated to not have a happy ending, with his life perhaps serving as a cautionary tale in the age of the internet"
>>60817568Dunno why, but I read this piece in british accent. Guess I've been watching too many documentaries lately, lol.
>>60817292>First of all, he's old, he's in his 40s. Second, he's fucked up mentallyI honestly think he should be put out the pasture and left alone now. He was a great lolcow for many years but anon shouldn't just go on harassing this dude for the rest of his life. He's been through the gauntlet 10 times over. When is enough finally enough?
>>60815534Whatever happened to the un-clit? If that still exists it would need medical attention as well
>>60818235His life is probably the most documented in the human history. There are multiple forums and yt channels dedicated to recording his every single step. I agree, it's a bit tired, he's better off left alone. Not like there's anything interesting going on in his life, too.
>>60818391>His life is probably the most documented in the human history.That would be Steve-O
>>60818552That guy from jackass? Tell me more.
>>60818653Hey used to do entire boxes of NOS over the space of a few days. All the Jackass guys were going hard on the drugs/alcohol unsurprisingly.
>>60813370All those binders. What horrors do they keep inside of them?
>>60813370Body? Maybe.Mind? No.
>>60813370not with the female hormones he pumped into himself
>>60818686They produced a great show, nontheless. I used to love it when I was a kid.
>>60818686Speaking of the jackass guys. Is bam salvageable in any way? I dont wanna say hes as bad as chrischan just yet but...
>>60818777Yup I used the love their stuff as a teen, Jackass, Viva la bam and Wildboyz were insanely funny. Steve-o fucked his body up hard after the tv success.>>60818801Bam looks shit from years of alcoholism, if he lost some of the weight he gained he wouldn't look half as bad as he does now.
>>60818552how is Steve-O more documented then chrischan?
Yes, but most importantly so is the soul. All Glory is in Christ
>>60817603Fwiw I read everything in a British accent. I'm British.
>>60814960The left one looks kind of like a chubby Ben Affleck, don't you think?
>>60818832I believe, Steve-O went vegan as of late. So, maybe he's trying to be more healthy these days.
>>60817603I read it in Geno's voice
>>60818987I'm not saying it's healthy, but it's a move to the right direction i.e. be more mindful of one's lifestyle.
>>60816729Had he started earlier, definitely yes.
>>60816508I don't think him getting erections is that important right now, anon. Cooming or sex is something very down the list for Chris if he ever got his shit together. He'd need to lose weight, get on a diet that isn't like 99% tendies, start working out to salvage what little youth he still has in him, so that he could maybe live past 45, clean up his dung heap of a house, find a job, stop living off of his tugboat tism bucks, abandon the internet, make irl friends. 100% of that is pretty much impossible for Chris to achieve, so I give him like 3 more years before he gets health problems so serious he could die.
>>60818833Well at least he's trying. I can imagine he's still pretty rich so 3 months with a good nutritionist and TRT would probably do it.
>>60819039he'll probably die at 70 or so
>>60819019ok I get it
>>60813370someone make a new one of these for whatever age he is now
>>60820493desu pic related is the most motivating thing ever for me
>>60820493Probably a mix between those two
>>60818801>Is bam salvageableo, he is a complete manchild. his body could get a lot better but with his mentality is just not possible
>>60820914forgot the n in no like a complete fag
>>60819168Do you even know what documented means?
I miss the old Chris. The Miyamoto Saga and the Liquid Chris Saga are some of the funniest shit I've ever seen. The YT videos about it still make me cry laughing.Watching DSP detractor videos os not 1/100 of the entertainment that classic Chris was but after the Tomgirl Saga he just started getting really boring.
>>60813424What the fuck is a picrel?
>>60821015>he doesnt knowoh nonono
>>60820493>>60820545Thanks anon these are great.
>>60820971Meant to quote >>60818863Why did you post a photo of yourself?
>>60821519thats a gif numnut
>>60820971Fookin... I dunno.