Fat people ruin everything. No /fph/ so creating one.
>>59994525Reminder that boogie has a wife, A massive fanbase and a fuckton of money all while living life and enjoying it while youre all self torturing incels
>>59994525id rather get fat as fuck than die for israel
>>59994564Reminder that you will never, i repeat will never be a woman :^)
>>59994564Would rather work in a field or in a quarry all day and live in a trailer and be forever alone but have a body that is healthy and muscular and good to be in than have as many fake internet fanboys as one can fathom but have a fat hulking seal body as the price 1 Corinthians 6:19-20 “Don’t you realize that your body is the temple of the Holy Spirit, who lives in you and was given to you by God? You do not belong to yourself, for God bought you with a high price. So you must honor God with your body.”
>>59994525These people want to rule your life. Never forget that
If they brought back the draft, would you get obese to avoid serving?
>>59994564Didn’t his wife leave him a couple of years ago?
>>59995465They should force overweights and drug addicts into gulags instead. Make them pick cotton and fruit.
>>59994564Wow, what's he doing with that money? Piloting a private plane? Getting a team together to climb everest? Walking the great Wall of China? Buying sports cars he can't fit into? Buying a mansion with disabled access? Setting up his kids and grandkids for college? Or is he just playing videogames and dicking around online like your typical teenager? Yeah, that's the one. He'll be dead in a few years. He's already admitted he's miserable. His legacy will be a coffin the size of a grand piano and circus antics on YouTube for people who will forget about him as quickly as he forgot about his gastric band. *spit*
>>59995223She’s a big girl
Imagine wanting to die for the zog
>>59994587You have no idea how bad I want this to be a true green text. I PRAY this this a true green text. I currently work as a registered nurse in a cardiac ICU. My love of nutrition and fitness is really making me consider going back to school to become a Nurse Practitioner of either psychiatry or bariatrics just to reduce the number of hamplanets
>>59995752there's no way this isnt satire.
Anyone wanna risk it and check out the link?
>>59994564Reminder that boogies wife cucked him and bailed on him.
>>59995465fatties would bascially be sent to bootcamp hell (repeat boot camp until not fat)
>>59994564Dubs and boogie's wife leaves him
>>59996503Thankfully it's not a nude, (s)he looks far worse than expected though... https://imgur.com/a/KRUaQ6t
>>59996772Jesus fucking christ
>>59994525Good, fuck the military, all they do is wage wars in the name of Israel
>>59996772Dude, this is THE anti-boner
>>59996772For a second I thought this was going to be another nikocado situation
>>59994587fells good man
>>59996772>https://imgur.com/a/KRUaQ6tholy shit, what is that creature.
>>59994525>tfw i lost 12 lbs in 9 daysim not gonna be a fat fuck anymore you all will not hate me soon
>>59994564boogie's brief time on earth will come to an end next Monday when he sits on the toilet and shits out his internal organs.
>>59994564>boogie has a wifehe HAD a wife that cucked him and took half his shit, retard
>>59994525>Implying that the West should men into the Middle East anymore.War is waged with exchange rates and tariffs and espionage and shit. If it comes down to firepower, all you need is your navy, air craft, and a fuck ton of drones. Literally no enemy will every be able to set foot on U.S. soil and win, it's fucking impossible. So the U.S. can focus on blowing shit up from a distance and let God sort them out.
>>59995575>Walking the Great Wall of ChinaThat thing is in fucking ruins and most of the steps are so fucking small that your feet sideways can't fit; he'd fall off the side of it before he made it past the first section and die by rolling down a fucking mountain into a polluted river.
>>59996772Imagine the fucking smell what the hell
>>59996772Jesus fucking Christ, ACTUAL AFRICANS don't even look this bad, why is it so fucked up?
>>59997475>that picfuck you nigger. take your fucking (you) and munch on it.
>>59997475Fake and gay.
>>59994525Maybe if the army didn't use "waist to neck size ratio" we would have more recruits. Look at this lard ass, he got in because his fat distributes well to his neck, why the fuck can't the Army just use regular bodyfat testing why is everything retarded?
>>59995459More like Winnipig
>>59996772¡Dios mio, La Goblina Americana!
>>59996720"people" ?! Massa must be crazy !
>>59997999>even the immunity dog memes aren't safe from the fat epidemicjesus christ
>>59997475Please, not the gainz
>>59997479I fail to see the problem
>>59994564Reminder that boogie lurks every place that talks shit about him, and is likely the one that derails threads about him into doubles posting.Hi, you fat faggot
>>59994564>>59995575Dubs and Boogie's gravity crushes him in on himself killing him in eternal agony.
>>59997106>>59997876Has this meme devolved so much that it is already in >peopleTier
>>59997261Keep at it you soon-to-be-but-not-yet-former fat fuck
>>59996503>not ashamed of my stretch marks nor fat rolls.That's the problem. People feel ashamed for a reason, it help early humans avoid behaviour that hurt the group, such as eating all the food yourself and not leaving anything to others.
>>59996727Fuck that would be based, we must find a way to start WW3
>>59996727I for one welcome the judge dredd iso-cubes
Is fat hate gonna get big digits
>>59994525There is this morbidly obese women in /pol/ that calls people incels on various threadsIt is most apparent when it’s about fat womenShe will say stuff like hot when they post pics of slam pigsCalls anyone who disagrees incels She so obvious when she post I can tell it’s herBtfo her today and made her leave a thread today
>>59994564you frogot the part where he's a fat fucking 600 pound faggot who cant breath or stand or move propereley without a forklift
only women and fags have eating disorders, its no coincidence that ED stands for both eating disorder AND erectile dysfunction
>>59997475oh fuck, not my gainz
>>60000140Are those digits strong enough ?
>this is someone who consider herself healthy and suggest you should eat sweets every day because you deserve it
>>59994564>Reminder that boogie has a wife, A massive fanbase and a fuckton of money all while living life and enjoying it while youre all self torturing incels
Boogie2988 is a faggot
>>60000783She doesn't look TOO bad, anon
>>59997679Probably allows more meat shields. If I’m charging into combat, I’d really like an absolute unit in front of me.
>>59998312>I’m just like lady Gaga!
>>60001292>someone comes to your property with out permission>fires an warning shot instead of just shooting the trespasserYeah, kinda cringe not going to lie.
>>5999726110 kalograms in 7 weeks. Still going strong.
>>60001609Boogie actually did invite him. He was being an internet tough guy and got called on it
>>59997475Die fat retard.
>>59998104KekI need a fph thread, animal abuse edition
>>60001383I was gonna reply with some sarcastic greentext, but nah. Get your shit together anon.
>>59994525So global obesity will lead to world peace?
trash fph, dumbing my folder
>>60001383>face of a 50yo >this double belly fat pad >those arms>saggy tits even in a braAnon, I...
>>60001612What are you starting at?
>>60001783Idk. I like the "pug" face. I dont like fat women at all, but this one is different for a primal reason that I cannot figure out. In every aspect I should hate her, be disgusted by her, but there is this...itch, the best way I can describe it, that gnaws at the back of my mind with this picture. I despise every other fat "person" pic in this thread, but not hers.
>>60001842I’d love to see a graph of his weight fluctuation over time. Does anyone have the required autism?
>>60000640Is this legit? Anyone have other screenshots?
>>60001818It really couldn’t.
Of all the reasons to get fit, 'wanting to be eligible to die in an arbitrary war occasioned by profiteering monopolists' is the worst.
>>59997261Keep going buddy.I would recommend 'no mirror'.If you only look in the mirror every month you will see better results and it will help to spur you on, looking at tour body every day will make you not recognise how well you're doing and can become disheartening.Weight loss is a marathon, not a sprint.Good luck to you bro, i can't wait to see you post your progress pics.No homo.
>>60001808You should feel ashamed.
>>60001873somone did make one, didnt save since my thumbdrive went bust
>>60001793124.5 kg 182cm 1/2/3/4 for 5 reps.
>>60001938I’m glad she’s not anorexic, but I’ve never heard of a cancer patient that went for extra chemo just for fun after they were cured.
>>60002032Very well done anon, keep on keeping on and so will I, we’re gonna make it!
>>60001938Would actually destroy second pic. She is mommy mode
>>60001938After working with anorexics, I'm happy if just one actually gets over it, even if it means being overweight
>>59995575>His legacy will be a coffin the size of a grand piano and circus antics on YouTube for people who will forget about him as quickly as he forgot about his gastric band.
>>60002113No, she's fat.Her stomach is hanging, that's vile.
>>59994564Somewhat true, I believe his wife left him a good while ago.But, in a few years, he'll be in a pine shipping container, 7 feet under the ground, forgotten by all but his most dedicated haters and fanboys, while most of us will be around to laugh at him one last time before consigning his foul memory to oblivion.
>>60001818literal sleep paralysis demon
>>60002150>I replaced my crippling alcoholism with chain smoking!A-Anon...
>>60002292>that picliterally boomer from left for dead
>>60001818And then, for absolutely no reason at all, the people elected Hitler...
>>60001842Wtf is compression? It sounds like he's saying he wrung water out of his body.
>>60001818Holy shit, when did Slimer reincarnate?
>>59995436Based nblthwd poster
>>59994564Doesn't matter he's still fat
>>60002364>Like a stranded whale
>>59998312>Virgie Tovar unironically has a boyfriend>tfw someone is actually fucking that buffalo
I didn't make the shitty edits.
>>60002045Does it counts as sequestration ?
could be larp but >>59988310
>>60001587I would rather my comrades be capable and competent です。
>>59997475dubs and you die of spontaneous combustion
>>59995459More like Winni-the-Pooh
>>60001818> The fucking award
>>60001818OH GOD NOT HIM AGAINS
>>59995459>winnipegfucking hell, not like it's great anywhere else in the west but I am never moving back, hell last time I visited was years ago and even unredpilled me noticed all the fucking burkhas
>>59994572the jew fears the sumo wrestler
>>59995436this has become avant garde tier
>>59997475You will never take my gains!
>>59996772I remember this bitch, she's crazy and disgusting but she gets a lot of cute bitches
>>60002559This is the face of a buffalo fucker
>>59997475never be a woman etc et
>>59997475Fake n' gay matey
>>60002292Well she won't have to wait long
>>60000783am confused. is she 3 ft tall?
>>60003307Just really unfortunate fat distribution unlike>>60001938 which is prime slampig genetics
>>60002415Nice of her to admit her catfishing from her profile pic to this abomination she posted
>>60002672>we must ignore fatphobia to dismantle black bodies
>>59997475electric chair for you.
>>60001383she has maybe the worst face on anyone that isn't actually deformed
>>59996772I'm actually glad you posted this. I started fasting today and this kind of stuff really helps kill any appetite I might have had.
>>59997475Take your (you) and git out
>>60002364The American humpback whale lies down in it's natural habitat.
>>60002851> Faculty of ArtsMore like Faculty of Farts aha
>>60002384Maybe he was wearing wet jeans?
>>59995559Stick with cotton or veggies; fatties will eat all the fruit.
>>60002364just let it die, bud. Don't interfere with the natural order of wildlife.
>>59994587Long but worth it, even if it's creative writing I hope it happened in some other universe.
>>59995223if i pull that off will you die?
>>59995223IF I PULL THAT OFF
>>60001818OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK
>>59997475Don't do this to me
>>59997475fuck u op
>>59997475take your (you)
>>59996772What in the name of all that is holy is that thing?
>>60002292Damn her profile pic is on point
>>60001842dubs and he dies
If digits boogie dies
>>60002415>I want congratulations for something that requires no effort and is a result of self indulgence rather than discipline.
>>60003098I am wholly unsurprised.
>>60004778who the fuck denies the existence of helen keller? What's he talking about?
>>59997475dammit got me
>>60004840Helen keller might have just been a prop for a crazy woman to push her ideology. She only spoke through one person who also echoed this womans exact beliefs. When the woman died she stopped speaking on that day. That said I googled this to cite it and turns out a tik tok joke apparently is being taken seriously that she actually did not exist so maybe I was even giving boogie too much credit citing the first thing.
I'm so bored these days I want to go out into the city and just take stealth pics of fatties to shame them online. Idk if anybody else has does fatspotting as a hobby but I think I could kill a few hours and get a good amount of steps in.
>>59994587Story telling serves to inspire and I don't even care if it's fake it's good enough to keep me going
>>60002585>billy herrington conquers japan
>>59994564Numbers & boogie is fat and dies
>>59997475My gains are mine faggot
>>60002585He did an interview about this experience on youtube, said he had like a really short time to prepare and instead of getting that special bodybuilder tan lotion he had to use paint.
>>59995465I wouldn't have to because I'm already Autistic.
>>59997772Why does this dog look so British
anyone got that comic of the thathappened story where the chick with the my little penis keychain gets chicken broth poured on her?
>>60005513you gem, thank you
>>60002150Agreed, being severely underweight is a lot worse than a BMI of 28
>>60002672Is this nbldhwd?
>>60002364she's been beached
>>60005533I even cropped out this little shot in case of important online negotiations.
>>60001818I'm pretty sure I thought this thing was living under my bed when I was four
>>60005513>born biggerEven in fatasies, somehow the antagonists echo HAES lies. Wouldn’t the villain be denying that people are born bigger?
>>60004357>>60004362No, that just helps them sleep. Fat people have trouble breathing while asleep because the fat presses against their diaphragm.
>>59997475I WILL NOT GO DOWN IN THE DEPTHS
>>60001938would grip handles
>>60001873For you big lad
>>59995465I'm color blind, doesn't that already disqualify me?
>>60006516Lmao we can now say that B*ogie has lost ~5lbs over the last year
>>60006516170 pounds is overweight? Is this chart for women?
>>60001769Ah, the ancient FGAS
>>60006582I think it's for that fat m*nlet's height Anon
>>60001938That's a few pounds away, but nowhere near fat in my book.
>>60006628How tall is he?
>>600025850:06, bottom right and top left, would impregnate without hesitation
>>59997475No please my limited gains
>>59997475Don't you dare
>>59996075There is hope for anyone who realizes their mistake, seeks help and wants genuine change.
>>60006582Overweight is defined by BMI not just by weight. So this chart isn't necessarily correct.
>>59997475suck my wiener
>>59997475fuck you lmaoo
>>60002038What's German ish friend mean ?
>>59994572Ask me how I know you're a pussy.
>>60001587That's not how modern, maneuver warfare works retard.
>>59997475Here's your you
>>59995575Bro, his legacy will be the first person with a public funeral that needs a front loader to lift the casket instead of an honor guard.
>>59994587god damn anon this shit made me feel something. i dont know what it was but thank you.
>>59996503>fat>stretch marks>hairy (lesbian, duh)>blackI am not brave enough, anon.
rec me kino my 600lb life episode /fit/
>>59996772this can't be real. The fucking facial hair. WTF
>>59997475eat shit you lose YOUR gains
>>60007462You have no fucking idea how hairy she is. I am talking full on beard.
>>59997475pls dont take me gains awy sir...
>>60002364>Whew, that's my exercise for the week. Honey are there any snickers bars left?
>>59994564Dubs and boogie turns to stone
>>59996457>fat thumbsIt absolutely looks real
>>60005513Holy shit. I've seen the story, but not the comic. Well done, 4chan. Well done.
>>60001938ngl, anorexic version is disgusting, but would smash after pic.
>>60007504oh fugggggg why did I look?
>>60004159More like FATculty of Farts hahaha
>>59997475SHOO SHOO GAINS GOBLIN
>>60007936Just for you i took a picture. Allegedly this is biological female.
>>60002384His legs were so bloated with water he literally squeeze it out and into his bladder
I love that these Chinese social media challenges are making fatties seethe
>>59997475Aaaaaaagh you fuck
>>59996457>>60007690Jump in, boyshttps://kiwifarms.net/threads/kelly-lenza-lividlipids-softbodytendermind-ass_child.68478/
>>59997475dubs and you get covid
>>60008018jesus christ dude why did you post that, fucking hell man that shit is legit disgusting
>>60005533>single fucking onion>multiple garnish veg like green onions and parsley>single bulb of garlic>avacado on a budget>all those fucking limes>single sweet potato>single tomato>almost 0 carbs>not meatI recently moved out and cook for myself now. I always knew this image was fucking stupid, but god damn it's 100x more stupid now. The fuck was this cow intending to cook anyway?
>>59998967>Saved on your PC*Flashbacks to Araki donut screamer*
>>60002596how do you miscalculate calories this bad?
>>59995223Im not fat but I can't sleep on my back because I wake up choking. Thinking about buying a cpap but I don't want to seem like a fatty.
>>59994572the greatest paradox of my time...I want to kill with impunity but at what cost?
>>60008504hunh. I've been on the chan for over a decade and I've never heard of thatmust have missed it. thanks
>>59996457Do you not see pfp it’s clearly real.
>>60008852>having to fake walking
>>60003066We're heading into loss.jpg levels of memetic artistry
>>60008852Imagine thinking anyone would get upset at two porkchops like that not wanting to fuck him because he supports bqsed Donnie.. These people have zero self introspection.
>>59996772that PCOS tho
>>60008431Gwyneth Paltrow>>CowShe's just a retard mate, body is 10/10
>>60008232>I-Im f-fucking beautiful.Lol, she reveals her motives as just slave morality cope with a single line.Why is she using hand written #s?
>>60008232>Arm up to look less frumpy>Fully clothed (Thankfully)>Face cut outCOPE
>>60006516Holy crap, I didn’t think it was THAT bad. I’m sure there’s times he’s looked much ‘thinner,’ but maybe just didn’t post his weight to be accounted for?
>>60008431Veggie tacos is my guess
>>60008232If the fat one knew anything about perspective, she’d realise she just had to hold it out a little further
>>60008473not counting snacksnot counting all the ranch you put on saladnot counting the amount of servings you are having
>>60004335that's a cool sweater tho>>60004840>>60004778tiktok joke about zoomers not knowing history where they don't know who helen keller is, metastasized into "helen keller is fake history"the real problem is: no, boogie, secular largely atheist zoomers aren't saying jesus is real
Take the bloatpill
>>60008431You need a lot of limes for Mexican food, as an ingredient in marinades or salsa, also to squeeze fresh juice over dishes
>>59994564dubs and he gets eaten by a flock of polynesian cannibals on the 4th of july