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>tfw you take an enormous shit that pushes you over the line for your weekly weight loss goal
>But you're a fucking loser so you can only tell your /fitbros/
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>take unfulfilling shit
>shower
>have to shit again an hour after I shower
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>takes a shit
>wipe, comes back clean
>still get swamp ass an hour later
What do
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>at gym
>on treadmill
>tummy gets the rumblies
>run to bathroom to take viscious shit
>FLPPLPLPPPFFLFLPP
>smart watch chimes in
>"heart rate one-hundred and sixty-three beats per minute"
>guy in adjacent stall laughs
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>take messy doo doo
>wipe tons of poo
>wipe again, tons of poo
>wipe again, still tons of poo
How do I make it stop please god make it stop I just want to have a clean asshole
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>>58515170

squat
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>>58515140
>wipe again
>nothing

Dude it’s confusing as fuck
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>>58515157
You're gonna die like elvis
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>>58515099
>taking new pupperino for walk at park
>go as soon as I wake up so dogetron doesnt shit in house
>start walking
>dog shits
>start to feel last nights tuna and beans slip outta me asshole
>pop a squat and shit 2kg of beans and fish
>the stench.exe
>see pic related walk by and congratulate me for being stunning and brave
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>>58515170
dietary fiber, have you heard of it?
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>>58515157
KEK
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>>58515157
Fucking kekd



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