>makes you retarded because of mercury content, and gay trans because of all the microplastic in the oceanwhy does everyone shill this as good bulking/protein if it's objectively bad for you?
>>58508955We live in a dystopian cyberpunk nightmare They have lasers they can shoot plasma beams into your brain through a wall to make you go insane. They are growing meat from your cheek cells. Some metal and plastic in my canned nutrient paste is the least of my worries.
>>58508955I inject testosterone to offset all that
>>58508955One thing that does really activate my almonds with tuna is that one pack of Albacore Tuna contains over 10 times the weekly dose of mercury deemed safe, yet there is absolutely NOTHING on the packaging that mentions this now mentions any kind of mercury content
>>58508955nigga i used to be scared of gay meme plastic too but think about this shit for a second... if you put a polyester shirt in the dryer and then empty the lint filter you just inhaled more gay meme plastic particles that you could ever eat in fish in your entire lifetime even if you were Japanese and gay and trans... think about it
>>58509018take the deenpill
>>58509023>if you put a polyester shirt in the dryerwhy would I put a polyester anything in the dryer, it would shrink it right up> then empty the lint filter you just inhaled more gay meme plastic particlesyou're supposed to empty it in a garbage bin, not empty it on your face
>>58509060> polyester is the only plastic in clothes if you have a window in your laundry room and a sunbeam is coming in at the right angle you can see it doesnt matter how close you are to the trash that shit goes flying everywhere
>>58508955I eat three cans a day but I'm still intelligent and heterosexual. How many cans do I need to become a normalfag and fit in with the rest of society?
>>58509099Okay sure yeah let's assume that all the dust in the house is plasticwhy would I want to add more plastic to my diet then
Are deenz really safe?
>>58509258damn, your craps must be rancid
>>58509358Of course, they have some of the lowest mercury levels.
>>58508955fuck tuna eat DEENZ
>>58509358They're lower on the food chain so they're going to have less plastic/mercury/whatever bigger fish have more of that shit because they eat hundreds of fish and it builds up in their body
>>58509040>>58508955For me, it's mackerel.>>58509358Anytime you go lower in the food chain, it's less mercury.Most to least (approximate) mercury:Yellowfin, white, maybe albacore> light tuna> deenz, mackerel, salmon
>>58509358Best not to eat it everyday since it's high in purines, which is what gives people gout
>>58509616can you explain more
>>58509273> adding 1 or 2 more clothing fibers to your diet a day im saying mercury is a much more real concern, microplastics are an IFLscience headline-tier concern
>>58509023Great now im going to stop drying my clothes.
>>58510201>microplastics are an IFLscience headline-tier concerntell that to the entire generation of sexless incels and trannies.
>>58510371yeah I'm sure those are the main consoomers of canned tuna lmao
>>58510371our youth are definitely under endocrine/chemical and psychic attack by the powers that be but I doubt the clothing fibers that pass harmlessly through our digestive tracts every day are their primary weapons