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>Skinnyfat physique
>Wide hips
>Gyno
>Narrow shoulders
>High body fat
>Low muscle levels
He would be mocked on /fit/ despite being able to beat anyone on this planet.
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>>58481156
Is this the power of beer, coke, and bipolar disorder?
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>>58481156
BORN AND BRED FIGHTING MAN
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>>58481156
you forgot to mention having a huge frame and long arms and 6’9
seriously, its all about height and frame. anyone who thinks big muscles are worth shit is coping
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>>58481156

Is that so?

*Teleports behind you*

"You didn't even make me use 1% of my power!"

*Iaijutsu slashes you thousands of times in an attosecond. After your form falls like mincemeat, I tilt my trilby and walk away*

"Nothin' personnel, kid."
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>>58481156
The man deadlifts 550lb. his frame just makes him look skinnyfat cause he’s huge as fuck, both height and frame wise.
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>>58481243
Muscles were important for the ancient Greeks because they wore heavy armor and valued beauty.

Northern Europeans have never emphasized physiques over being gigantic. In a 1 on 1 fight the big dude has a massive advantage
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>>58481280
for real, pit a 5’6 dude whos JACKED af and has 5 year of boxing training experience against a skinnyfat big boned 6’9 guy whose been in a fight or two when he was a teen, 10 out of 10 times the big nigga wins
>this triggers the connor mcgregor fanboys
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ITT: OP doesn't realize bodybuilding and boxing are different sports.
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>>58481156
Beat the man who beat the man
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He obviously binge drinks when he's not preparing for a fight
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>>58481324
It's not an exact science. Ever fight a fat kid? I did once, their body weight gives them loads of leverage. If some 5'6 230 lb manlet was a wrestler I wouldn't want to touch the dude since he'd probably be a butterball or jacked and getting slammed on pavement sucks.
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/fit/ honestly knows nothing about fighting
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Love Tyson but he’s a bit pillow-fisted for being so big. I think this Covid shit might fuck him over time keeps going by and he keeps ageing. Meanwhile we’re being robbed of watching this once in a generation champion compete. Also fuck promoters and professional boxing in general.
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>>58481390

Good for him standing his ground. Probably got lucky he fought the 1 soft all talk nigger in town who can’t fight tho.
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>>58481390

literally all you have to do is get their head lower than their waist and they're done.
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>>58481449
Just not his style. He doesn't really need to headhunt when he can use his fundamentals, head movement and unreal cardio to wear a guy down. He did beat the everloving shit out of Wilder though.
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>>58481469

I agree. Doesn’t deserve a rematch at all. We should be getting to watch him destroy Joshua next year instead.
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>>58481156
You would look 100x worse than him if you were 6’9
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>>58481252
Cope
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>>58481156
Hes a steroid cheat with literally only 2 good wins on his record. Hes a sham
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>>58481770

Found the nig.
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>>58481390
Based af
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>>58481390
Can confirm. If the fat guy is amped up, fighting a fat guy is not easy.
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>>58481156
Like all limited fighting sports boxing is a complete meme waste of time in the real world. You will just get kicked or tackled and everything about the sport becomes entirely useless. You could pit tyson against an mma fighter 2 weights down and he would get wiped.
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>>58481449
When you're that big you don't have to add any extra heat to your punches. Its smarter for him to use his movement and feints and to just reach out and touch with punches to save energy.
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>>58481822

MMA is for fags and fag enablers
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>>58481156
Except fit isn't really about fighting prowess usually it's about physical strength/looks also you kind of glossed over all the pros he has like the fact that he's 6'9 and has a massive reach
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>>58481822
If you unironically practice any bare-hand martial art for self defence, you're a retard anyway.
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>>58481390
How do they take so much damage in videos like this? It doesn't make sense. Multiple knees to the dome and he's not out cold with a split face? Am I missing something?
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>>58481977
Adrenaline.
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he looks capable in the right image though.
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>>58481822
>another mma fag self inserting
suprise suprise.
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>>58481324
Tell that to Mike Tyson.
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>>58481977
There's a trick to knock out striking and if you don't know it, you can wail on people for hours without much effect.
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>>58481488
based digits
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>>58481977
Some people just can't be knocked out, its genetic i assume.
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>>58481822
Nobody kicks in real fights and tackles are rare. Because the distance at which a real fight starts is usually punching distance or closer.
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>>58482955
>muh genetics
American spotted.
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>>58481977
Adrenaline but mostly the fact that he braced pretty well for the punches. In boxing or other combat sports, a knockout hit often is the one you don't see coming not necessarily the hardest hit or taking a bunch of punches in a row. When your neck is tensed and you brace yourself to take a hit, chances are it's not going to knock you out.
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>>58482908
Ive never been in a fight in my life. Cope harder. You probably wasted 5 years of life learning a retarded martial art/boxing that becomes useless the minute you leave the class. Limited combat sports are a meme.
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>>58483114
Yes anon no one punches in street fights.

Jesus Christ you're retarded.
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>>58481977
>>58482186
>>58482942
>>58482955
>>58483067
Man you guys are fucking dumb. It shows how little you casuals know about fighting. He didn’t even take knees to the dome, dickwad. Fatfuck hit him with his quadriceps, not his bone. There’s also barely any force behind that knee. A knockout requires way more force. Also good job to the dumbfuck posting a video where the fatfuck is clearly a trained wrestler/knows basic jiu jitsu based on how he closed guard and took the guy down. With equal training and not accounting for stylistic advantages, height is ALWAYS an advantage.
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>>58481391
Yeah these guys are fucking retarded. I’m out of this thread
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>>58481280

>tfw live around the corner from where that happened
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>>58483114
If you've never been in a fight, how do you know anything? Idiot.
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>>58483143
Anyone who isnt a onions guzzling manlet knows how to punch clown. But please, continue paying some 65 year old dude named frank hundreds of dollars to teach you how to jump rope fag.
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>>58481156
>Tysons morning routine
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>>58482964
Kicklet cope
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>>58483252

Where else would this happen other than outside the fuckin kent bahahhah
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>>58482919
mike tyson would get murdered by a heavy 6’9 dude lets be real here
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>anyone on this planet
>gets double legged

Sure thing boxerfag
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>>58483639
His mastery of distance management and footwork means you aren't getting his legs. Cope all you want thats just the truth.
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>>58483853
[X]
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>>58481156
All it'll take is one leg kick from a Thai manlet
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>>58481270
550lb for a man his weight is not impressive.
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>>58481390
holy fuck based nigger remover
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>>58481391
>/fit/ honestly knows nothing period
FTFY

Board is completely dead now.
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>>58481280
i love this webm, thor cleaning the streets
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He's a Bear !!
Thats a fact. Bears dont give a shit and Beat You to the Moon

--The Uglyboys Beater
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>>58481324
if the jacked 5'6 dude is builtfat and has a similair bodyweight to the skinny lanklet then he has a pretty good chance to win. Thats the reason why we have weight classes not height classes or bone width classes in sport competitions.
Besides that youre underestimating the value of martial arts training way too much.
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Fitfaggots are literally retarded.
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>>58481390
>Compete sanda
>Chinks are retarded manlets
>Everyone over 90kg/200lbs get pitted in the same category
>Roll up at 102kg/224lbs
>Face off some 137kg/302lbs giga nigga
>In a takedown promoting ruleset
>Have a bad day
It really made me appreciate the advantage I have over 70kg fellow students.
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>>58481467
> S P R A W L
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>>58481156
>Low muscle levels
the guy weight like 117kg, he'd throw you and me around like bitches
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>>58482969
It’s true tho. Some people just have a better chin than others, and it’s not really something you can train either. You either can take punches well or you cant
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>>58481461
Literally all niggers are soft all talk cunts they rely on sucker punching people and fighting in gangs.
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>>58483853
That hasn't worked for every boxer that went to the IFC. Boxing is a great striking style and really efficient and good to learn. It still won't prepare you for a double leg take down or for being thrown from a clinch.
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And here come the MMA fags to talk about how they'd beat the Heavyweight Champion of the world in a fight. Has there ever been a more delusional group of people?
>hurr id double leg him and tap him out lol xd xd
He'd punch your teeth into your brain before you even knew you were in a fight.
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>>58483457
Mike tyson regularly fought guys far taller and heavier than him and rocked their shit to high heaven
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>>58483292
>anyone knows how to punch
you're absolutely ignorant on this, I've fought athletic men before who've had no fighting training and they throw wild punches and telegraph themselves a bunch
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>>58486314
Champion boxers have lost to terrible UFC fighters in the past.
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>>58486702
Mike tyson is also a taller 5'9 boxer. They put 5'10 on his fight card to make him look tougher. The dude is just built like a tank and has incredible knock out power.
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>>58486816
His absolute height isn't too relevant, point is he fought heavier and taller guys and beat them without trouble in his prime
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>>58486846
Of course, he was knocking out extremely tall boxers. That's why I was also pointing out he wasn't the tallest.

Very reminiscent of the Jack Dempsey years.
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>>58486792
And? You're on fucking 4chan anyone ITT who thinks they'd beat up Tyson Fury is full of shit.
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>>58486922
I doubt anyone on this board could take him, but I think an amateur UFC fighter would take Tyson Fury down easily of they're in the same weight class. Also, I think someone using leg kicks, knees, and elbows would have a massive advantage over him.

Boxing's head movement doesn't translate well to thai boxing and kick boxing.
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>>58481280
This is moreso important with mele weapons.
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>>58481324
Protip: swords, axes, spears, etc

Humans have been extended phenotype tool users for 400,000 years. If you were a manlst you were probably a ranged fighter anyway out of fear of being easily rekt. See David and Goliath.
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>>58487038
Hoplites weren't huge. Individual fighting was a celtic, Germanic, and cultures like early Mycenaeans had bigger skeletons than other people's of their era and had more one on one fighting.

Greeks of the hoplite era were manlets and so we're roman legionnaires.
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>>58487072
Phalanx is manlet cope.
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>>58487133
most if mediterranean culture was a manlet cope, if meds were taller they'd have stayed in mud huts like the nords
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>>58487133
>5'8 Mongols destroy half of the world, including the much taller Europeans.
> 5'5 Romans conquer the shit out of everyone including German barbarians and Celtic giants
>5'0 Alexander plowed through the better fed taller neighbouring nations with his Manlet Macedonians

BUT MANLET BAD!!!1!1!
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>>58487544
The steppe peoples couldn't into mountains anon.
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>>58486792
Name 3
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>>58483337
That's staged faggot
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fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrk that is some reach
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>>58481324
https://youtu.be/U9CPJgNO__E
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>>58487738
James Toney

Ricardo Mayorga

Julius Francis

All of them had very unspectacular MMA careers and great boxing careers. James Toney lost to a really good MMA fighter but the rest lost to really mediocre fighters.
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>>58481280
>GREEEETINGS FRIENDS IT IS I
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>>58481324
Spoken like someone who's never boxed a single day in her life. In a street fight I'd bet the farm on the 6'9 guy in a boxing match I'm betting on the manlet.
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>>58487544
The Mongols got obliterated the second they fought standing armies that had body armor. Shooting arrows into farmers on horseback was the medieval equivalent of a nigger shooting an Uzi sideways out of a moving car.
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>""jUsT HiT tHeM iN tHe KnEe""
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>>58486816
gator got fucking MOGGED
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>>58488728
-t.retard
You saying the Persian/ME empires and the Chinese and Russian Kingdoms didn't wore body armour? They faced roadblocks because their style of flat land horse archer b8 combat didn't match with Eastern European foresty/mountainy/swampy terrain, and once Genghis died his style of meritocracy died with him and the second generation of talented generals were shafted in favour of nepotism, and the Mongol Empire shattered due to infighting.
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>>58481280
Absolute madlad
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>>58481223
>BORN AND BRED FIGHTING MAN
More like Corn and Bread
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>>58488082

Toney had been a blown up sack of shit for over a decade by the time he fought couture, and he definitely didn't train seriously at all. Cant speak for the rest as I haven't seen them.

On the contrary, Mercer vs Sylvia.
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>>58486980

You’re out of your mind. He’d have to be a pretty big amateur. Fury is huge you can’t take him down grapple him or tap him out if you can’t knock him down hold him down or bend his limbs. The guys legs and joints are tree trunks. I’m not saying it isn’t possible but it’d have to be a pretty good sized guy.
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>>58486816

This HAS to be Florida
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>>58481977
Bone density. Africans are a different animal, if you haven't noticed, and they have a much higher bone density.
I would bet that guy was in a standing knock out, his brain was aware he should stay standing, but his eyes and ego weren't able to get reception. It's why he did nothing to stop multiple knees with his arms.
>>58483067
>When you resist a punch, you're not going to get knocked out
you literally just gave the exact opposite of what you should do when you get hit.
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>>58489622
Tye same could be said for Sylva, he was a blown out sack of shit by then and had a glass chin. The only thing he ever had going for him was reach and a jab and his jab arms elbow joint was blown.

Plus, I'm saying grapplers would have an easy go at a boxing champion. Thai boxers and kickboxers would do well as well since there are only a handful of boxers that successfully transitioned to thai boxing or kickboxing
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>>58489662
Just because someone has big legs doesn't mean they have good take down defense. It takes a ton of drilling to develop a good sprawl and jude and greco grapplers are great at clinch and throwing from a clinch.
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>>58489288
>t. retard
>believes the terrain in europe was worse than south china
Even the most deluded ricecel doesn't cope like this. Steel armor, knights, castles and the Mongols packed up and went home. BTFOing peasants wearing leather """"""""""armor"""""""""" is very easy.
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>>58490314
Chinese were historically pretty shit fighters. They had dynasties established by warlord steppe riders and would typically get weaker the less steppe style eating they had. The bureaucracy in China was so powerful that they'd revert to a peasant army after a few dozen years and then eventually get beaten by a new set of steppe people.



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