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Name one thing more idiotic than crossfit.

You can't.
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>>58477889
Deadlifts
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>>58477916
This.
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>>58477889
Squats.
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>>58477962
Based
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>>58477889
Powerlifting
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>>58477889
Not lifting at all
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>>58477889
OHP
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>>58477962
incredible
hats off
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>>58477962
You aiight, whytboy
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Well it's pretty dumb that CrossFit near me costs at least $150/month
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>>58478135
It wouldn't be a scam if they didn't charge money for it, now would it?
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>>58478015
nerve gas
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>>58477889
OP
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>>58477889
This dude broke his neck didn't he?
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>>58478015
Christ almighty
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>>58478015
Log pressing is for real men
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>>58477962
joe sullivan for anyone wanting to look this up, he talked about it on the elitefts podcast
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>>58478327
holy shit he ded
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>>58477962
>knee sleeves
cringe
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>>58478015
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referringtoasOHP, is in fact, a log press
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>>58478327
goodnight sweet prince
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>>58477962
I think he could've gotten the other side up if he levered it over the one he already got. He didn't need to bail.
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>>58478653
Impossible, he would need to get the point of contact of the bar with his back 5 cm above its current position. Can't do that since he's already standing up.
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>>58477945
AHHHH
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>>58478015
>>58478327

Why did they pass out?
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>>58478794
Tranq dart
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>>58478794
The white guy passed out because when you do log press you can't exhale like you do when you OHP. The black guy just lost his balance and knocked himself out.
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>>58477962
>GUUAAAAAAAAGGGGH
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>>58477962
This guy holds the world record for squats in his weight class. Pure fucking machine.
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>>58477889
>doesn't work out any muscles because he never activates them

Why would they do this?
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>>58477889
anybody got the full vid?
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>>58477889
Except I do crossfit at a legit gym, and more /fit/ than 95% of people here.

Any good gym won't let people fuck their shit up
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>>58477889
Something more idiotic than crossfit is not working out at all
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>>58477889
Lurking on /fit/
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>>58478821
the both lost their air. black guy doesn't even try and catch himself. it can happen with a barbell too
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>>58478794
In this case the strain of his muscles tightening around his sides, shoulder (front and rear) and slightly into the neck prevents blood from pushing to his brain. It makes you high as shit for a few seconds as blood pressure rises, but the problem is once the muscles relax, the blood pressure drop will make you pass out.

You're effectively seeing what happens if someone were to stab or shoot you in a major artery and have rapid blood pressure drop.

The black dude however, who knows.
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>>58477962
Half rack for a short stack eh?
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>>58478866
This is based
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>>58478956
How the fuck do you make your bones snap with only 2 plates
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>>58478956
Did his fucking tendon snap?
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>>58478898
what the actual fuck
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>>58479013
shit form, loose shoulders. since he wasnt properly supported on his rear delts his should "snapped upwards"
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>>58477889
SOURCE ON THE FULL VID YOU FUCKS
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>>58478926
did he... died?
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>>58478902
>he fell for the crossfit scam
Based retard
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>>58479013
His bone didn't snap, his arm popped out of the shoulder socket.
Look at the bench, he is doing those shitty bands to add resistance.
So instead of his arms being able to move to compensate he must always follow through in the same pattern or else extra resistance can suddenly be added. Now because of the sudden increase of pressure his stabilizers give and the shoulder flies towards his head while his arm still falls towards his body.

Do meme exercises, get meme results.
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>>58478866
>me in the back
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>>58478902
Crossfit, like veganism, is exclusively for people who qualify as one of the below;
>Mentally ill
>Suicidal
>Gullible
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>>58478926
>Attempting a 4000kg egolift while filming yourself without a spot
He should have
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>>58478915
Based. We all dream of being spider man.
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>>58477945
Looks like oneyng
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>>58478327
Yup, real dumb men. What's wrong with dumbbells for fucking out loud
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I don’t know what all the beef with CrossFit is. Doing Olympic lifts for time or speed can promote bad form but that’s on the lifter. It’s half an hour of weight lifting followed by half an hour of circuit training. It isn’t bodybuilding but people that train 5 days per week seem to be pretty fit people after a year. One great thing that you have to give CrossFit credit for is it put a barbell into the hands of a shitload of people that never would have without CrossFit.
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>>58478866
I mean you COULD need to clib out a window and have to shave off some snow from outside, right?
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>>58478950
this pissed me off
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>>58478915
>the part where he flies off the ground
I have no sides and I must kek
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>>58477889
people who go out of their way to shit on a workout regime on a board that does not care about them in the slightest like they think it'll make them cool
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Thinking that if I lift heavy enough it will bring her back.
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>>58479187
>it's half an hour of weight and half an hour of circuit
are you retarded?
I've watched people doing circuit training with what is obviously not appropriate weight regularly at many gyms since crossfit became a thing.

If you're going to prioritize circuit training styled workouts, fucking keep it light weight.
There is zero reason to be rushing any weight lifting exercise ever.
No one in the history of the world has ever said "oh no my life will be over if I don't move these boxes half my weight in less than 2 minutes 50 times in a row."
That's fucking stupid.
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>>58479187
It's a suicidal cult.
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>>58477945
>blowing your fuckin spine out for some tik tok instagram clout
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>>58477889
Me, I'm more idiotic than crossfit
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>>58479236
I have no clue what box moving workout you speak of but it’s on the lifter to choose a weight he can do safely. I’m not going to let anyone else tell me how much I have to lift.
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>>58479118
underrated post
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>>58479013
That band adds like another pl8 from the top and it tears up your muscle unlike straight weight.
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>>58478380
>t. can't even squat 2 pl8
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>>58477889
Crossfit got me in the best shape of my life. Thanks based crossfit.
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>>58479275
Is your IQ below 65? Because if it isn't, you are lying.
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>>58477945
He must have blown a disc or five
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>>58478902
Shitting on crossfit is core to fit after fraud threads, balding threads, and manlet threads.
Do not waste your time fighting a meme.
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>>58478926
> Safety bars not positioned correctly
Perfect guillotine setup
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>>58477889
OP
No wait, that's gay.
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>>58479278
Ok and that's why no one cares if you break your spine by grinding it down from repetitive motions with inappropriate weight.
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>>58479056
>>58479118
>>58479392

Maybe you're poor. Crossfit produces plenty strong ass people.

I can CJ 255 and DL 455 at 6'3 190 only training crossfit. I can also do a backflip, and 20 muscle ups..

Believe whatever you want, but a legit CF gym will make legit gains.
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>>58479517
Crossfit made you strong but it didn't teach you how to read. I advocated FOR cf
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>>58479517
I'm not gay but I'd lick your penis
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>>58479047
Poor man warmo :(
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>>58478866
Based monkey man.
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>>58478926
>egolifting without a spot
>safety bars with a huge gap
retards gonna retard
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>>58479047
what the fuck is that thing and where can I find one that is big enough to suck my dick
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>>58479808
that one is big enough anon
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Crossfit is better than being fat at least untrained non athletes are leaning out a bit
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>>58477962
It's crazy that it bend against his shoulder like that. You're telling me this didn't put a dent in his bones?
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>>58480177
based clueless man dubs
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>>58478866
that's pretty based. he returned to monke.
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>>58478915
based spiderchad
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>>58479041
Can you go into more detail?
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>>58479517
>255 c&j at 6’3 with that core

lmao if youre gonna e-stat atleast make it believable
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>>58478971
that's pretty alpha
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>>58479808
my man. wormpilled
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>>58479578
true you right king
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>>58478866
the chad hanging arm extension
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>>58478879
lmao is he dead?
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>>58480246
its not like 255lbs is impressive. women have snatched more than that
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>>58478915
tick tick BOOM
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>>58479517
>20 muscle ups
what you people call pullups and muscle ups is basically just spazzing out while hanging from a bar.
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>>58478926
based boner
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>>58480190
If it's bending across his back that means the same force is applying to his back as well right?
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>>58478950
fucking lmao i forgot about this legend
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>>58478015
audibly groaned.
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>>58478926
>Did 350x3 on Monday

haha :)
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>>58478898
Just a reminder before you go to a chiropractor, they arent any form of doctor, dont require any schooling, and I dont think even need a certification in some places. What you should definitely do instead is get a deep tissue massage, dont let some wacko fuck around with your spine
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>>58480292
I don't think that would kill him, but he might be paralyzed for life
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>>58480292
Let's hope.
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>>58478902
>95%

Alright if you're gonna make this bold of a claim you have to post body or bullshit.
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>>58479517
>training crossfit
thats an oxi moron
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>>58479204
>implying any gym stuff has anything to do with practical use
Gyms train muscles, not movements. GymNASTS , acrobats, combat sports of all kinds might use some weights for training, but primarily train movements. That's why some lifters are physical retards that can't catch a ball or even run efficiently.
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>>58480351
no the force on his body is the same

the bar getting bent doesnt increase the force from the gravity pulling down the weights
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>>58478848
>getting stapled by lmao2pl8
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>>58477889

Trillions spent on Africa.
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>>58478794

Nerve gas.
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>>58478327
>>58478370
Not dead
https://fb.watch/1T1C1ecwJN/
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>>58481072
I already did scroll up
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>>58480305
You're thinking of a butterfly pullup
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>>58480246
255 at 190lbs is nothing special at a decent gym. We have a PR board at our gym, and the top is 390lbs for CJ and 350lb for snatch.
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>>58481297
>sends private fb link
kill yourself
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>>58478938
>Sometimes I pull on it so hard, I rip the skin
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>>58481459
>shannon briggs facebook #dontdoitchamp
Google this. Fucking spam filter
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>>58478938
Looks like fun honestly
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>>58477889
Crossfit is strictly for cocksucking faggots like don trump jr. It is gayer than Richard Simmons tending bar shirtless, with cuffs, and in assless chaps.
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>>58478327
>Log on neck
>can't breathe
lol
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>>58478327
I CANT BREATHE
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>>58478879
literally his sides
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>>58478926
Yea this guy actually died, apparently the plates fell off and hit a bottle of nerve gas
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>>58478938

"Functional" training for a male dancer maybe.
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>>58478866
batman training
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>>58478327
Log pressing is retarded. Big bulky log that reduces range of motion to make the lift easier. Forces your neck and spine into a much more dangerous position with no benefit. Let me see these obese fat fucks press the same weight using a barbell. They can't. Also logs are dyep cope for impressing normies who don't realize they're pressing less weight than it appears because the "log" is hollow and just looks bulky
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>>58478915
spiderman training
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>>58478879
Haven't seen this in forever,
Fuck.
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>>58477945
Dios mio
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>>58478848
Rob Schneider is.... a schtapler!
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>>58477945
KEEP WORMING WORMCHAD
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>>58482666
This is almost a good morning
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>>58482666
It's harder the stronger you are. Especially that front rack position.
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>>58477962
>bacon
>incel beard face and glasses
>powershitter
like pottery
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>>58478926
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
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>>58479517
a 255 clean and jerk is piss poor at 190 mate

but you're cut
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>>58479243
that gif was before insta and tiktok existed zoomerboi
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>>58483405
Almost? Nigga that is the deepest good morning ever done. You done get more good morning then that
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>>58478938
desu i quite like the guy, sure he's a typical manlet but he's actually fixing people, not crossfit shit
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>>58478794
google valsalva
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>>58478015
It was only 155 lbs and he passed out, lol!
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Somebody post the webm of that lady legpressing and popping both her knees inwards.
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>>58481541
Kek
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>>58483425
>married man
>raising kids
>job
>strong as an ox
He's literally more chad than you will ever be
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>>58479047
As a kid, this is what I thought gay sex was.
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>>58482666
>Let me see these obese fat fucks press the same weight using a barbell. They can't
Yes, they absolutely can
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>>58478956
this is why you listen to AthleanX and and don't go so low on bench
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>>58477889
Reddit
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>>58481222
Trips of truth
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>>58478879
Snibedi snab XD
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>>58483624
Compared to what, elite olympic lifters?
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>>58484470
Bruh I can c&j 225 at 200 lbs and I only do Oly lifting once a week, for a dude that specifically trains oly everyday like him it's not that impressive
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>>58477889
Judging people on how they lift heavy objects while lifting heavy objects.
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>>58477889
Your 1RM
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>>58477962
Dwarf mode
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>>58478938
>>58482576
hes training for a boxing match against someone who's 5'6
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>>58479047
This is the best thing Ive seen today. Thanks anon
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>>58485120
This. Only chuds care about "proper form" and "safety". "Proper form" is a myth anyways. Just lift the way that feels best for you.
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>>58477945
>Know what's going to happen
>Actually it's not so bad, pic rel
>Fuuuck
>Fuuuuuuuark
What a rollercoaster ride
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>>58477889
>Name one thing more idiotic than crossfit.
Fat acceptance
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>>58478938
He's training to punch manlets
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>Work at gym
>See someone do something incredibly fucking dangerous
>Wait for them to finish their set and walk over to them
>Assume it's their first day and that they're just making shit up as they go along
>Tell them that they should be careful doing what they just did, since it's easy to get hurt
>99% of the time they retort with how it's part of some crossfit training regime

It really does seem like a suicidal cult ran by scammers. I don't know what those crossfit gyms are charging, but I'm assuming it's enough to get the people in charge to buy a clean consciousness from ruining thousands of lives.
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>>58481191
Every reaction has an equal and opposite reaction. The weight of the weights is bending the bar across his back, meaning his back is receiving equal amounts of force as the bar.
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>>58479632
Ok, set a date and a place?
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>>58482666
holyyyyyyy fucking shittttt
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>>58477889
Crossfit by itself is not that bad. The problem is that it caters to the general public too much.

That's why kipping pullups are such a big thing, is just a way of fooling normies with a move that requires almost no strenght but *looks* like you're training.

I sad a dyel fly once at my gym while doing kipping pullups, it's more commong than you think.
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>filename
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>>58477889
Crossfit is a place where you're actually encouraged to socialize so its exponentially easier to met a fit cutie to potentially wife up vs a "regular" gym where there's maybe like 3 girls total and they all wear giant headphones and are allergic to your autism anon
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>>58477962
would you be a skilled elf or a powerful dwarf
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>>58478898
People who go to chiros have died of brain hemorrhages because of the exact thing he did at the start. That shit CAN kill you. Odds are it won't, but I wouldn't take the risk with quack science.
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>>58483912
But does he slay and mog?
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>>58482666
you just made an ememy for life
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>>58488180
>neck and back extremely arched to dangerous levels
>push press
>proves my point showing the bulk of hollow "log" with fewer plates on the end just to look impressive for normies
>obese
Ngmi
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>>58478015
Imagine falling into a peaceful sleep, and then being awaken by that thing hitting your knee and stomach full force. He doesn't look very happy.
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>>58485531
1.4k per year in my area
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>>58483912
the first 3 things you listed, every fucking living creature on this planet is doing, with the exception of incels of 4chan who think that is an achivement
>strong as an ox
i can literally kill him and you within 1 minute with my bare hands
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>>58488985
>i can literally kill him and you within 1 minute with my bare hands
Lmao rofl ok bro
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>>58478866
>functional strength is a me-
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>>58487996
>That shit CAN kill you
yeah medical doctors never kill anyone
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>>58478938
>I do twisters, fuckin...kickers
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>>58477889
Eating until morbidly obese
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>>58478915
Tick tick BOOOM
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>>58488985
>i can literally kill him and you within 1 minute with my bare hands
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>>58478794
He died from eternal bleeding.
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>>58485257
Fuck no
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>>58487923
Look like fags and the chicks are ugly
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>>58485257
>filename
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>>58477889
>Supporting Rona lockdowns
>Wearing masks
>Mile High Louie Simmons
There's three.
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>>58488180
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO LADS, HE LOOKS LIKE FAT ART GARFUNKLE
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>>58481541
kek
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>>58477962
strongest manlet in the world literally bends the fucking bar over his shoulder to the point where he can't even rack it. I'd kneel just so I could look him in the eye
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>>58478653
with what? his calfs? lol.
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>>58477916
fpbp
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>>58488180
based bringback. didn't know you could do 5x230
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>>58478653
the barbell was bending as he was lifting it
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>>58477889
Not exercising
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>>58485531
My CrossFit gym does :
- squats (front back)
- deadlifts
- OHP
- snatches
- C&J
- barbell rows
- kettlebells
- pull ups (strict, never kipping)
- push ups
For cardio :
- wall balls
- rowing
- air bike
- burpees and box jumps
Srsly idk where all those bullshit meme exercises come from my gym only does basic stuff.
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>>58489658
>HE LOOKS LIKE FAT ART GARFUNKLE
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>>58477889

An untrained person learning to lift from the internet, putting in a 40% effort to look like shit, and then judging anyone that doesn't train the same way.
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>>58489869
Why on earth would you go to a "crossfit gym" to do normal exercises that everybody else does in normal gyms? That makes absolutely no sense.
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>>58489869
The "bullshit meme exercises" are often just staggeringly retarded CrossFitters trying to do the stuff you listed, and being laughably bad at it.
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>>58490009
Post body or lifts. Any proof at all that you've ever been in a gym.
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>>58477889
/fit/
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>>58482666
>t. someone who has never tried log press
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>>58478950
Was in the Room for this one happened in New Jersey. The guy was literally retard he quarter repd 4 eighth rep 6 and usually bounce an inch with 7. I unironically think he didnt even count this night the gym was packed. He just wanted to fill the bar.
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>>58477916
>If you lift with bad technique and form, you'll be injured
>If you do crossfit at all, you'll be injured

Hmmmm
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>>58490162
>t. Someone who has never even lifted
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>>58487923
guy on right brutally mogged and he knows it
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>>58478915
>He repeats the same movements
>This isn't some random retard, he planned this
>This is likely part of an equally based routine
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>>58490009
>>58490059

Haven't lifted weights consistently since 2015. Started crossfit in July. It's not the only way to get fit but I'm happy with my results for about 4 months, recent 1 rep PRs:

145 strict press, 195 push press, 315 squat, 385 deadlift
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>>58478915
spider tech
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>>58490029
Because I like working out with the people there, there a healthy competition and sense of community. Lots of firemen, military and law enforcement bros. The high prices keeps things white which is always a plus
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>>58477889

nuclei overload training
deadlifts
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>>58488985
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. Reply or your mother will die in her sleep. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>58490476
>Haven't lifted weights consistently since 2015
>Posts on /fit/
I am not surprised.
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>>58477945
Don't want to watch
Does he die
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>>58490622

Post body
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>>58479239
the same can be said about /fit/
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>>58490450
This is what every single zoomer looks like to me
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>>58477945
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>>58479956
noice
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>>58490759
Great mene frendo
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>>58479517
Crossfit is a joke and so are your stats
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>>58490450
>Jewish
>Airpods
>Zoomer
>Quarter squat
>Baby weights
>Pussy pad
>Racks from behind
>Using a filter

Massive fucking faggot, extremely punchable
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>>58490671
>Body
Homo. Have a squat from SURPRISE FIGGY instead
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>>58482666
Checked based snap city squat boy
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>>58490928
He mogs you.
Crossfit>>>>>Powerlifting
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>>58490616
Obligatory.
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>>58489597
>Look like fags and the chicks are ugly
cope
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>>58478950
You just know this is the first time he's ever attempted a squat too lmao.
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>>58490883
Post body mouthbreather
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>>58490928
>Jan2020
post a recent one. Maybe a front squat?
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>>58477916
DYEL
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>>58478902
Lol, no
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you haven't seen nothing
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>>58488180
>The monkey is gagged
HAHAHAHA
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>>58490450
RANDALL!
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>>58479517
>>58444097
Lol, you are just making up numbers like a retard
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>>58479517
What a faggot. Lmao you got caught being a stupid tranny bitch like all cross fit knob gobblers
>>58491369
Based
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>>58479517
>>58491369
Based Xtranny destroyer
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>>58490341
what the fuck
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>>58491165
>sees a 5pl8 squat
>p-post front squat
The only thing funnier is just outright lying and saying you squat more without proof lmao.
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>>58481541
>>58483897
>>58489700
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>>58478898
Recent evidence suggests that chiros are actually more harm than good.

In relation to neck 'manipulations' they have actually caused strokes and deaths by carotid artery dissections.

How these quacks continue to practice is a miracle. Fortunately they are dying out in the uk
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>>58491005
Read it carefully anon, you just saved your mother
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>>58491165
>post body
>no not like that post one that lets me make fun of you
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>>58490928

> 1894th day of consistent training at the YMCA
> Today is the day I'll hit 5 plates for a double
> Set camera on bench - no frens to film
> Hit 2 reps easy
> No visible sense of accomplishment or positive emotions being felt
> Normies in background don't acknowledge my existence
> Maybe if I keep squatting things will get better...
> 10 months later someone says "Post body" on a homosexual turkish oil wrestling forum. Send this in response.

But seriously, strong squat fren
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>>58491165

Kek bet he can't even squat 4 pl8
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eating 3500 cals in a day without working out then complaining that your fat and have no money
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>>58479243
Imagine being this new
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>>58477889
Yoga.

There's literally like only a few beneficial yoga poses for athletes, otherwise its some memeshit "meditation/spirit science" bullshit that tries to make people in to stupid vegetarians that don't know how to take care of their bodies.

Fucking lmao.
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>>58490928
LMAOOOOO!!!!!! Look at how fat this dude is! Must be like 30% at 230lbs. I bet he can't even front squat 405lbs at this weight.
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>>58491369
How are any of these made up numbers?

All are intermediate numbers for the weight listed, maybe you're just really weak. 15 year old kids, and girls can CJ 400 lbs
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>>58490928
If you can't weight lift something without stupid gear like that belt over there.

You are lifting way too much weight and look gay for real.
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>>58479058
So that basically won't happen if you just do your benches in a normal way?
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>>58477889
why is there a power equation in the back LOL
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>>58488180
Based shirt. I have the same one.
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>>58492219
Youre embarrassing yourself
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>>58492299
No, u.

Seriously though, you are basically telling others that you suck at fucking lifting and haven't developed stabilization muscles in the lower back to be strong enough to actually lift the weight you are trying to lift.

Hahaha, what a pussy faggot.
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>>58492335
Ps: Do more hindu push ups, good for the lower back.

Thank me later.
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>>58478950
How much weight is that anyway?
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>>58489351
Good things chiros aren't medical doctors then, or even licensed
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>>58477889
Sedentary lifestyle.
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>>58479243
kek
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>>58492166
Best yoga poses?
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>>58493443
Downwards Dogpill
https://medium.com/@vaushvidya/the-rise-of-the-dogpill-465e3b11cd61
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>>58493031
How do I get to fuck her in game? Ive never seen that option?
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>>58490029
no one does oly lifts in a regular gym
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>>58481403
No timestamp. Stop larping. I've been seeing the same damn body pics in cbt. Imma need timestamps
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>>58478015
how many broken ribs?
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>>58477889
my joints hurt watching that. like that sort of pressure at those angles on his elbows can't be doing him any favors
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>>58478956
what the femoid in the back is even doing?
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>>58487923
so all they can do is grow some abs muscles and "socialize", seems like a waste of time
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Holding a meet with a hard surface just far enough away from the lift so that the competitors can get injured.
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>>58479047
There's always a bigger worm.
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>>58477962
dwarves op race
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>>58491745
They get to practice because rich assholes that see them in tandom with real doctors keep them in business. They get their 'adjustments' then follow the advice of their doctors and all of a sudden the chiropractors come out looking like they did anything at all. Cracking your joints feels good sure but on its own it does absolutely nothing at all
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>>58485982
Each part of his body that the force is distributed through towards the ground has a greater cross-sectional area than the steel bar. There is also probably something that I don't understand related to the way the force is applied with leverage, moment arms and tensile/compressive strength.
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>>58478971
That's fucking incredible.
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>>58478879

love when show offers get fucked
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>>58477889
nofit
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>>58495401
If that were the case then it wouldn't bend directly in the middle and the force would be distributed. I think bone is just harder than steel so it's okay, but I think it's possible it would dent the bone somehow.
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>>58478794
The increased oxygen demand his body needed, raised his blood pressure to a point that it cut off circulation to his brain
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>>58491631
>>58491886
shiggy
>>58491913
based
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>>58490516
>The high prices keeps things white which is always a plus
This is why Crossfit is popular
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>>58494972
that's the type of bonk that brain damages you too. only thing worse than occipitus is temples
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>>58496179
>. I think bone is just harder than steel
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>>58478015
i can't remember the last time i actually physically cringed away from the screen
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>>58492166
>has absolutely no flexibility
>can't hold basic yoga poses for a few seconds
>has a bunch of aches that would be alleviated/prevented by joint strengthening and proper stretching

this place is so full of dumb meatheads. NFL players all do yoga but hey, no use for athletes
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>>58483335
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>>58491285
That is legitimately retarded
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>>58487996
>People who go to chiros have died of brain hemorrhages because of the exact thing he did at the start

Prove it. You can't, actually.

There is 1 dissection (not brain hemorrhage retard) in about every 30 million manipulations on adults.
>that shit CAN kill you
Prove it. Show where it's happened.

>>58480483
They do require schooling. They are accredited by their own organizations, some of which are more reputable than others

>deep tissue massage
Does nothing. You need myofascial release massage if you have issues.

note: I am not endorsing chiropractic, but I won't stand by and watch idiots lie either.
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>>58477962
Squats will always stun growth
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>>58479187
Crossfit emphasis speed and reps over form. Olympic lifting without good form will fuck you up.

Also a lot of people who were into olympic lifting have joint issues in their 30s
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>>58481195
It’s not even, smith machine counterweights the bar to zero lol
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>>58498163
Based god
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>>58478950
Laughing my ass off at this one
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>>58478866
Absolutely based and monkee pilled
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>>58485070
Crossshitters don’t train snatch or cj daily lol
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>>58485257
Based and draenei pilled
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>>58478926
did he die? what the fuck
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>>58492219
>You are lifting too much weight
Shoo shoo gains goblin, back to your hole.
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>>58479418
>Agent 47
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>>58478950
>that other dude staring right at him
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>>58477889
Women
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>>58478956
>women spotting
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>>58490645
Nothing besides unholy form happens
>>58477945
The start looks so good. It looked like such a clean lift
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>>58478653
Not worth it. Just bail fast
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>>58478879
So fucking funny
It's like he took too much fall damage
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>>58490450
Moe Syzlack lmao
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>>58498615
anon that is a fucking mirror



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