are you strong enough to easily pick up your girlfriend, /fit/?if not, why?
>>58477331>if not, why?I don’t have a gf to pick up.
>>58477331You're not being disruptive by posting this. /fit/ INVENTED gayness.
>>58477359Because lifting didn’t fix my autism. I can’t have a conversation with a girl if my life depended on it.
she wighs like 200lbs i can only lift 20lbs
>>58477331are they gay or just friends do you think
>>58477434They fuck. Penis in the asshole kind of sex.
>>58477461good for them
>>58477461i wonder which one is the penis and which one is the asshole
it’s not impressive that he can pick up his boyfriend when his boyfriend is a twig if he could pick up a real woman then i’d be impressed
>>58477592He didn’t even stumble though
I had a gf and used to pick her up. It was hard and made her angry.She was so petite. Not even that fat. But fat enough I guess it was like 75kg.
My god, these bitches gayGood for them, good for them
>>58477717why did it make her angry?
>>58477968she realized she's a fatty and didn't like it
>>58477434>tfw no (not)bfi want a bro whose such good friends with me that people think we're gay
>>58477331I wouldn’t say easily, she’s fat
>>58477592>real womanYou mean an average 180lb American female?
>>58478102yeah. his boyfriend probably weighs like 120
>>58477533the black guy is probably the top duh
>>58478102*187lbs > The average African American woman weighs approximately 187 pounds with a BMI of 32.2 and would need to lose almost 20 pounds in order to reach just the top of the overweight threshold.Source https://www.unthsc.edu/school-of-public-health/new-cdc-report-weighs-importance-bmi-african-american-womens-health-assessment/
>>58478328>African American woman
>>58478133black dudes are always tops in interracial relationships
>>58477331I can lift a woman up that's taller than me by at least head and a half.I don't know why I'm weak at squats and deadlifts though. :(
>>58477331what do you think of his gains?
>>58477331I'm a strong motherfucker, but I don't have a gf
Seeing somebody so muscular act so feminine is a mindfuck. It just doesn't feel right. I'd rather be a scrawny weak hetero than a yolked up faggot t.b.h.
>>58478936he doesn't seem that feminine to me.
>>58478936sound like something a scrawny person would say
>>58479198kek, nah im definitely not scrawny but these fags do have me beat. I'm not hating tho it's just weird to think that somebody who takes it up the ass could outlift me>>58478968>dude is literally tilting his head back while shaking his legs in the air>not that feminineYou must live in SF or LA where your average guy looks like this.
>>58477331My gf weighs 280
>>58478055is this really how the /fa/ faggots see themselves???????????
>>58479439oh, i thought you were talking about the white guy.this is the other guy. he could outlift you?
>>58478055believe me people already know youre gay
Can pick her up easily enough but can only hold her for probably 2 minutes at most if I really pushed it. She the same height as me and weights 20 pounds less.
>>58479446if she ain't 280 then she ain't a lady
>>58479446>>58478077why are you with fatties
>>58478536Gay and not natty
>>58479446I've fucked fat chicks before, but 280? C'mon bro that's not even human. >>58479464Oh yeah no definitely not! He was wearing baggy clothes in the first gif and I assumed he was as ripped as his buddy. These fruits here >>58478536 could definitely outlift me though.
>>58479534how can you tell it's not natty?
>>58478463The black guy is clearly the getting one getting pounded here
>>58478463The 2 gay blacks I know irl are both bottoms. Your world view is based on porn fetishism which is cringe af
>>58479455It was better when the pic was made, which was back in like 2011. Now it's just 18-20 year old retards wearing daddy's clothes
>>58477331I was, but then she just kept getting fatter I'm assuming as a shit test. I'm an asshole, but there's some lines I won't cross like explicitly telling her "wow you're getting fatter." I'll probably cheat on her though.
>>58479546step your game up bro
>>58477331>so cute and happyBros hold me I can't handle this feel
>>58480099i'm so jelly ;__;
>>58477331I ohp my wife. Also zercher squat her and grug carry. I'm planning to work on clean and jerk next
>>58479855Bring her out for a jog and leave her ass
>>58480114This shit literally makes me want to start a grindr just to try it no joke like can I find a feminine guy there?
>>58478133the white guy is bi and has said he's a top
>>58480215>can I find a feminine guy there?obviously
>>58480227i mean maybe he's gay but he is white the other guy is mixed
My gf is 350 pounds and I can only OHP 275 pounds (I'm 10% bf btw) >>58478463I have never met a gay black dude who's also a top LMAO
>>58480249>>58478536he’s hot as fuck why is he dating that creature
>>58480317Love is love dude :)
>>58477331Sure, I can lift air
>>58480348yeah but love involves attraction
>>58480348homosexuality is just a vague imitation of heterosexual relationships
>>58479455board sonas were a lot more applicable in the earlier days most boards have changed quite alot especially the more popular ones
>>58480227Why are they so cute
>>58480227He's cute but his haircut is pretty shitty
>>58480467it's because you're gay
>>58480215If you're in Uni, yes
>>58480348Love produces life. Homosexuality causes death and disease
>>58480450>>58480461>some retards can comprehend women being attracted to men>for some reason can't comprehend men being attracted to menToo low IQ even for this board.
>>58480505i understand men being attracted to men lol i dont understand hot men being attracted to fugly twinks
>>58480505i'm gay, it's exactly like thatthere's no long term relationship possibility
>>58480482he's almost hot enough to get away with it but yeah the hair sucks
my gf is in a wheelchair so I clean & jerk her into bed
>>58480530Literally dozens of studies support your anecdotal experience
>>58480482>>58480546Gay people, by default, are corny mother fuckers. So it's only appropriate he rocks a corny haircut.
>>58477331>> tfw no gf
>>58480710It's consistently 60-80% of long term (1 yr +) sodomite couples have engaged in infidelity
>>58477476not for society/the future/god
>>58477331I press that bish for reps
Tried picking up my guy friends a few weeks ago, heaviest one was 88kg and I did it pretty easily. I thought I was really weak but I'm stronger than I thought. If I had a GF I'd be able to carry her no problem
>>58477476It's actually not, the anus isn't a sexual organ also they will burn in fire for all eternity once they die.
>>58482570Did you fucking dorks go on a couples shoot?
>>58477331my girls like 48 kg I could use her as a bat.
I can but I can't really do it with ease.t.177cm 65kg soaking wet faggot dating a 185cm 75kg goddess.
>>58482737just spacy living room fucking poorlet
>>58482737No it was a family photoshoot my gfs mom got as birthday present and i did some poses to show off muh functional strength
>>58477331Yes. She squeals and calls me an asshole when I do it but she loves it
I fuck a slam pig. She weight 250 and I can get her above my waist, but above that it’s snap city.
>>58482789Damn that must be kinda awkward. At least get heavier than her dude
>>58483117I have been sub 55kg auschwitz mode all my life.I've "fattened up" by 10kg since I know her, mainly by lifting and eating properly.Gains have been pretty poor lately because no gym and no motivation to work out at home, but at least I work on my posture so I can hope reaching 180cm if I can take care of my scoliosis.
>>58483065How? That's so fat, penetration seems difficult logistically. And more importantly, why? I can't bring myself to fool around with a fat girl. Even if I think she has a pretty face, the feel is gross.
>>58477331Picking up nothing sure is easy
No, becuse she gained all of the wieght I lost. Fat piece of shit. It always sucks leaving your friends in the lower level zones but it's time I move on to stronger ladies.
>>58483158Good shit keep it up manTry to do at least some pushups, pullups and lunges regularly
>>58483274That’s a twunk
>>58477331My girlfriend is 92lbs so I can easily toss her around.
every time a thread like this comes up im reminded about my ex who i wedding carried at a dance and it was the first time i had brought a girl to a dance beforewhy must you cause me this pain anon
I'm a total DYEL (less than 1pl8 bench) and I can pick up girls. Why is it even a question? You have to be literally phisically handicapped to not be able to do it.
>>58477331>are you strong enough to easily pick up your girlfriend, /fit/?my ex was nearly 250 and i could still move her pretty easy
>>58477331I hope you mean overhead press anon
>>58477331Is this too much to ask for ?
>>58477409>>58477359Same here except I have this problem with men too.
>>58477331I can even though she's pretty thicc
>>58478055Im not a fag but this image does something to my dick bros,what does this mean?
>>58484264It means that you’re gay
>>58482722so will you so what's the deal
>>58483917how the fuck are you too autistic to talk to dudes
>>58477331>tfw no effeminate boyfriend to make dumb couples tiktoks with
>>58478536 why do straights all look like fags these days?
>>58477434Why would you think theyre gay its clearly just 2 bros hanging out
>>58479525>he hasn't taken the architect pillNgmi
>>58485619i mean they could be nothing theyre doing is inherently gay
>>58479464his boyfriend weighs like 120 of course he can pick him up
>>58485816>>58485899if he was bi and looks like that he’d be fucking a hot girl. he’s gay.
>>58480249>blocking the scantily clad gymthots' ass with a cepBased homo
>>58486234>>58485899this is his first boyfriend he said he was only fucking girls before
BrosHow many times a day do you think they have sex
>>58486553which one do you think is the top
>>58486553At least 6 times daily
>>58485108the autism kicks in when you're thinking about fucking them that's why
>>58486553i bet the white guy gets his dick sucked a lot.
>>58477717>Female>165lbs>Not fatwhew lad, weapons grade copium.
>>58486514he is the scantily clad gymthot
>>58486637Ow you have the big gey. Nice breh
>>58479464what mode is his boyfriend
>>58487100Full fag mode
>>58477331>>58478536>>58479464>>58480494>>58486525masc white top and fem black bottom is one of the hottest combos change my mind
>>58482570>tfw upper arms are about this size, maybe a big bigger, but have twig forearms I need my car to stop being so reliable so I have to turn a wrench more often desu
>>58478536Why go gay when you're a pretty boy like this he could swim in pussy daily
>>58487930it's because his boyfriend is a wealthy influencer who most likely pays his rent.he's probably still getting pussy on the side if he actually is bi.
Was 110kg, gf was 65kgAfter breeding her twice and encouraging her to put on weight she's now 90kg while I've cut down to 80kg, we often play fight and ive conditioned her through pretending to lose only when she uses her ass/thighs/tits to smother me
>>58483184You’d be surprised how much heavier some girls are than you’d guess. I met this girl who I would have guessed was around 185lb, definitely chubby but I didn’t think HUGE. She posted some weight loss app goal on FB and it turned out she was like 240 when I met her.
>>58487155Black top fem white bottom >>>
>>58477331Yeah, but she got chubbier over quarantine so she gets all self conscious about it. I just do it anyway because girls like to feel tiny.
>>58477331>girlfriend>implying this isn't just two bros hanging out doing totally straight normal bro stuff
>>58488300this I see nothing gay in that webm they are probably just workout partners
>>58488409>>58488300I'd agree based on the actions aloneBut their hair, earrings, clothes etc. scream gaydude has a tucked in wife beater for God's sake
>>58477331Yes very easilyI think one of the reasons she was initially attracted to me was because I picked her up and held her for several minutes during one of our early dates
I have had sex with more than 20 women and have a GF but I still identify as a KHV
>>58488537The actions are gay too bro
>>58477331Do you think he holds him up like that when they fuck
>>58488665confirmed for not having any bros
>>58488704Do you do this>>58485558with your bros as well
>>58488776No cause we're not actually gay and couldn't look/move like that even if we wanted to. but we definitely do shit like the first one
>>58488684i hope so
>>5848790917+ inch arms? Nice, post body bro
>>58487930yeah i dont get it
>>58487100he has nice legs
>>58488801>ut we definitely do shit like the first onei hate to break it to you, but youre gay
>>58477331If you are asking if I can raise my right hand, then yes
>>58478055God i wish that were meAlso fuck u im natty
>>58487930His boyfriend probably has a higher sex drive than a girl. Also better at giving head.
>>58485108I just can't figure out what to say. Last time I went to the pub with coworkers I just sat there silently. God how I wish I could talk like a normal person.
>>58491864I feel you
>>58485558I am hard as a diamond now, does that make me homosexual?alsoSOURCE ! !
>>58492175tiktok larray or something like that
>>58482722IF they die
Why is homosexuality wrong again?
>>58492244Because STDs and depopulation, you could just, you know, neck yourself if you are gay and not providing anything of value so straight people don't have to deal with your constant bitching and moaning about muh rights to not be offended.lmao.
>>58492181NNN has been broken
>>58492175Depends on why it made you hard
>>58492783straightoids have that one too
>>58492796Nah, it's very unlikely. It's usually because one of the two is bi.
>>58492569Larri isn’t that cute but his slutty bottom vibes make him more attractive
>>58478536do you think he brings his sissy boyfriend to work out with him or is he too embarrassed
>>58492912I am really not gay but from that tiktok I would literally pin him down and fuck him so hard till he would scream for me to stop maybe im just to horny from nofap
>>58492244God says in the Bible it is wrong. So it is wrong.
>>58493308god said a lot of shit in the bible
>>58477331Pause at 2 seconds look at those adorable smiles Fuck it am starting a grindr nowBrb breaking it off with girlfriendSeriously fuck this
>>58493281>not gay>fuck him>maybe its nofapah I forgot I was on /fit/ , thanks for reminding me
>>58493281sounds pretty gay
>>58493308Your God sucks dickRemember to pray for me to find salvation before you go to sleep tonight, faggot
>>58493241i dont think his boyfriend works out judging from this photo>>58479464
/fit/ is honestly more gay than any other board. All of you gay faggots need to fuck off. Glad you won't be able to reproduce.
>>58493281it's not gay if you're a top, dont worry
>>58493281ye same, I'd rather pound this guy's ass than some random girl nohomo
>>58493534You’d rather fuck a black man than a girl and you don’t think that’s gay
>>58493508of course I'm a top, I'm not a fucking faggot lmao
>>58493551That "man" has nothing manly about him, his looks, clothes and behavior are like that of a female.He is asking to get fucked and Im the one doing the fucking.Plus dominating another "man" is alpha and high test therefore being more hetero than fucking a hot girl.
>>58486524sometimes I just bridal carry her, but yes
>>58489446is fucking a black twink high test?
>>58493633>That "man" has nothing manly about him, his looks, clothes and behavior are like that of a female.no one would mistake him for anything other than a man. a very gay man but a man when 2 guys fuck theyre both gay sorry to break it to you
>>58491683Getting fucked feels better than fucking
>>58493888when you get fucked you assume the place of a female therefore yu are not a man
>>58482722>they will burn in fire for all eternity once they die.at least they had a good time when they were still alivecan't say the same about you kek
does this thread confirm /fit/ is full of homosexuals?
>>58487930Gay men have always been more handsome than straights. In 2020 they're also more masculine lmao
>>58494151he is relatively masculine https://youtu.be/YGoNvjgyiiI?t=45
>>58477331Pretty easy to pick up my waifu pillow
>>58494148it was already a known fact before
>>58494148It's a board full of people whose primary hobby is admiring and discussing the male body, how was there any ambiguity on this subject
>>58480227>ywn be this happy
>>58494362hey that's not true. who knows if they are even happy. social media is not reality
>>58494362of course, you're straight
>>58494181Kind of a chad. I’m so jealous of guys like him.
>>58493551That guy is considered black? He looks biracial
>>58479455it was a different time
>>58495024his mom is black
>>58477331im single :(
>>58487100i'd fuck him but i don't think i could tolerate his flamer personality, i dont know how his boyfriend does it
>>58477331what is with the fucking brady potter threadssome faggot on here is REALLY obsessed with this guy
my boyfriend only weights like 120 lbs, of course I can lift him
>>58493987by that logic trannies aren't men.
>>58496066same. For god's sake, I'm fucking gay but stuff like this legitimately is a turn off.
>>58477331Girlfriend, yes. Wife, no.
>>58496542sounds like internalized homophobia
>>58496914I'm literally gay. I enjoy fucking men. How the hell is it internalized homophobia you fucking dunce.
>>58496933criticizing other gay men for being themselves
>>58497106criticizing a basic bitch or basic bro isn't heterophobia, nor is saying an incel is a piece of shit discriminatory. This guy is extremely effeminate and I'm not into it. Your definition of homophobia is hilariously broad.
>>58494401Don’t be jealous. He’s not a chad.
>>58477331I can pick up mine and yours >skwats with thots
>>58497208nah if youre a gay person who thinks youre better than other gay men because you dont act "gay" then that's internalized homophobia
>>58497480that's literally not homophobia and there is no such thing as "acting gay". If anything it's gatekeeping that you have to act a certain way to be gay. Not all gay people are effeminate, not all of them are bears, not all of them like bottoming, etc. stop being a simp for this richboy twink
>>58497480>no bro, it's okay, I just ACT gay, I'm not actually gay hahahaha
>>58495806Clearly his dad is not black if he lets him go out like this
>>58497634bro if his dad's black he didn't have a father figure.