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So its official tomorrow and girl im dating which we never had sex or even kissed is going to sleep at my house becuase my parents are on holidays

>She wants to cook something for dinner and then watch a movie
>fuck what movie should I pick? I want her to be in mood to fuck
>also got some weed ready in case shit gets boring

Also im doing no fap and im on day 33. Should I fap today so I wont cum to early tomorrow? I feel like my dick is angry as fuck for not cumming for so long and I want that energy when penetrating her.
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>>56722397
def do fap before my dude
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>>56722397
fornication is a sin
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>>56722397
really doesn't matter what movie you choose because you will be just making out with the movie playing in the background.
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>>56722413
Well I want to but I also feel like im missing out on impressing her with a big load. But im just afraid of cumming out to early tomorrow if I dont fap...

Sometimes when i wake up it feels like my dick is going to ejaculate
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>>56722397
alright retard listen up imma drop some fucking facts
1. fap immediately before she arrives but make sure to clean yourself up PROPERLY after cooming because that shit doesn't go away as easily as you think
2. watch a rom-com because it's brain dead and neither of you wants to think too much about the movie
3. choose something to cook together which you don't know much about but you think she does... let her think she knows how to cook well and you know how to do man shit. even if her piece of shit meal tastes like garbage tell her WOW what THE FUCK did you DO?? ?WOWWWOOOWWWW (but don't simp about anything other than the actual food, that's pathetic)
4. don't smoke weed, that's trash behavior and tells her that you're okay with being trash
5. have a bottle of good wine ready BUT JUST one glass of it MAXIMUM
6. don't be a fucking dick, try to make her feel comfortable, don't try to be something you're not, absolutely no retarded alpha destiny PUA etc
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>>56722397
Arginine and yohimbine

>Movie
Predator (the first one with Arnold)

Post body and girl

And its not "your house" if your parents own it.
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If dubs watch Tremors
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>>56722397
if you don't masturbate you'll cum almost immediately
if you do masturbate, it'll make it a little harder to go multiple rounds that night. Personally I'd masturbate.
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>>56722436
holy shit, calm down. this no fap thing has turned you into a fuckin weirdo
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>>56722436
shes gonna put hand on your lap and you are going to coom in your pants, thats whats gonna happen
fap RIGHT before meeting her
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>>56722449
reroll
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>>56722397

This board told me having sex is for losers and once a woman is fucked she is utterly worthless. Do her and yourself a favor, be a real man. Only have sex for procreation within wedlock.

One time i watched whats eating gilbert grape with this broad, laughed uncontrollably anytime leo dicaprios retard character was on screen, and still had some nasty sex because im smooth like that. It seems you have nobclue what youre doing, though, so id go with “drive”. Women love the gos and its unironically a good movie.

Whatever you do, do NOT watch “up”. Did that once, we both cried and then cuddled til she left. Zero chance of recovery there.

Gl;hf
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>>56722448
If they're still paying it, they don't own it either
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>>56722445

actual good advice
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>>56722449
Rolling
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>pre-marital sex
ngmi
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>>56722469
ok but if you fap before meeting with her then in sex is gonna be very meh...because you dont have that much cum stored right? I usually get better orgasms when I dont fap for 1 week
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Tremors bro all the way
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>>56722397
this isn't fitness related you fucking retard
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>>56722488
i would rather coom after 3 pumps in her instead of cooming when she takes your pants off only breh
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>>56722476
>watch a rom com
>actual good advice
wtf. Last night my friend put on a fuckin rom com movie that was made by aubrey plaza and all the girls left. I thought at that point my friend would turn off the movie but he didnt and i ended up just leaving too
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>>56722476
It's really autistic and bad desu
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holy fuck imagine being such a loser you make a thread because you think you're gonna have SEX tomorrow lmao nigga just enjoy the time and go with the flow are you seriously gonna take advice from a bunch of incels??
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You should probably be jerking off all day today

You're gonna bust in 2 seconds if you try going from nofap to sex like that
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>>56722448
Also...are you rawdogging or is she on birth control?

If you are using condom....buy and use a little bit of pic related on inside of condom as lube.

The benzocaine dulls nerves/feeling.
Your dick will be rock hard and you'll barely feel it. You'll cum when you decide to.
Worst case, you fuck her brains out and still dont cum. Get blue balls and then she'll feel bad and do all the work for round 2.
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>>56722445

The only good advice is #6.

Bro hes too inept and autistic to have all these rules floating around in his head. He will fuck it up FOR SURE.

>dont smoke weed or drink when alkne with a grill

Lol. Faggot. No hard liquor is a good rule, but its tough to fuck up badly with beer or wine.
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Watch anything but Tremors.
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>>56722445
>suggesting a rom com
Do not listen to this idiot
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I wouldn't cum, and try hard as fuck not to jizz instantly. Usually if I go really slow, tease her with the dick then it calms down a bit. Either way, once once you cum, eat her out for a bit before you're ready to go again.
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>>56722506
does he fuck dudes?
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>>56722542
i literally suggested wine, but one glass maximum
smoking weed if you wanna get laid is a retard move you're just gonna end up being fucking weird
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>>56722397
>fap before
can't you cum multiple times? is this some /r9k/ thread I don't understand?
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>>56722514
He is doing nofap, of course he is going to listen to incels on how to live your OWN life
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>>56722567

>anon, want me to pour us another glass?
>haha no

She will feel like awkward about drinking alone or wanting to drink more. Maybe she needs 2-3 glasses to put out, bud.
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>>56722552
If not Tremors, see if she's seen Predator or Die Hard, you would be amazed how effective these are on zoomer femoids.
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>>56722558
nah, he has a gf but his gf and her friends make fun of him a lot. My friend is actually a big idiot, I think he might have a learning disability but he is a good guy. He has told me that his gf has fantasized about me making out with her and that was really weird to hear cause I don't want to cuck my own friend
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Watch a wes Anderson movie or Harry Potter or some normie tier cult classic
No girl wants to watch sci fi action bullshit
Also wear a condom you won't feel much and won't end up on 16 and pregnant
Also must be 18 to post
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>>56722550

Rolling for tremors
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>>56722605
The point of the movie isn't to actually watch it. Its just something to use to sit real close to the girl and start making out and lead to other things
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This is a fitness board. This might be more your speed: >>>/r9k/ >>>/b/ >>>/lgbt/
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>>56722617
Rolling for NOT Tremors.
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>>56722627
I know but you can still bring kino. Fucking romcoms even for a couple minutes make me want to die.
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>>56722469
You can tell this guy gets no sex. You need to fap WHILE SHE'S THERE. That's the only way to ensure you won't blow in 10 seconds.
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>don't jack off
>don't think too much
>have fun
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>>56722645

Okay well we can both agree no rom coms
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>>56722599
>bud
ok "bud" maybe the sluts you bang are looking to get absolutely wasted once they see your disgusting apartment, but if you actually find a nice girl you want to treat her as such
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>>56722397
How fucking old are you, 17? Don't worry about it so much and just relax and enjoy it. Guarantee she's not as worked up about this as you are.
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>>56722663
40 year old virgin was good, thats the only one im watching tho
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>>56722687
Yeah, that would be retarded.
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>>56722705

Women get apprehensive, too, BUD. Putting arbitrary rules on what should be an organic experience is fucking dumb and so are you.

If shes trying to drink, drink. If shes reserved, be reserved. Wow, so difficult. Women arent much different than men.
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>>56722683
Wisdom. I don't usually have a gameplan with girls, just get into that animal mindset and ravage her on instinct.
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>>56722567
>one glass maximum
wtf
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>>56722744
>Women arent much different than men
You really have to intentionally misinterpret what the man said in order to make this response.
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>>56722640
I JUST WANNA LIFT
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>>56722834

>but if you find a nice girl, treat her as such
>putting pussy on a pedestal
>ever

???
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>>56722445
6 is the most important point here
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>>56722397
have a wank rn to kind of desensitize yourself so u wont cum in 2 pumps. Drink a lot of water tomorrow and do a bunch of foreplay that'll make ur load bigger
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>>56722747
You will only sabotage yourself if you think too much in these situations.
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>>56722397
>sleepover with woman
>not married
ngmi
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>>56722436
Just coom quick and go for round 2 brother.
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>>56722539
Based
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>>56722667
ok incel, everyone knows you need to fap WHILE FUCKING HER
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>>56722449
rolling for Tremors
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>>56722475
>If they're still paying it, they don't own it either

Technically they do. The bank just has a lien on the deed.
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>>56722610
your friend sounds based. who cares about the whores. he watched the movie even after they left. alpha
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>>56722640

I JUST WANNA LIFT
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>>56723297
>watching rom com is alpha
>thinking being alpha is more important than having nice environment
its only alpha if oyu are rich and do whatever you want.
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if you want to be a chad about things then this is what you do:

jerk off the day she is coming over so sometime tomorrow

depending on your tolerance, 2 shots of tequila, just enough to get the glow, right before she comes, doesnt matter if she knows or not put the bottle there and let her drink if she wants to. this is to loosen the vibe

small talk

movie

foreplay

sex

more sex

morning sex

kick her out
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>>56723315
you are lost in the sauce. its not about the movie or anything. its about doing what you want and not letting whores influence your opinion. nothing makes a girl dryer than her bossing her bf around and telling him what movie to watch. men lead, women follow
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>>56722744
found the roastie
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>>56723368
forgot this part. cannot tell you how imperative it is to subtly hint that you are very busy and have other things to do / people to see besides her, always be less available than her. never fully explain anything also if she presses you on stuff. the more vague the better. youre welcome. if you do good you can probably fuck her friends and do the same setup again
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>>56723388

I was saying to never put pussy on a pedestal, and treat women very similarly to how you treat men. Its really not complicated. No PUA/fake alpha shit.

I doubt you know what youre doing, sweetie. Being handsome and funny/charming comes naturally to some of us :)
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>>56723444

Youre an idiot, bro. Women play games.

>dont be needy
>dont act desperate

Thats literally it and these things go both ways
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>>56723368
>>56723444
and finally i cant help but give more wisdom. if you do end up fucking her DO NOT CONTACT HER FIRST

DO NOT CONTACT HER FIRST

DO NOT CONTACT HER FIRST

nothing dries the vagina like a thirsty guy blowing up a girls phone immediately after sex. restrain yourself and maintain the power dynamic

fuck i know too much. the redpill fucks you up. whatever. i cant go back now
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>>56722397
Don't fap
Don't do weed
Watch whatever you feel like watching
Just have sex
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>>56723493
you have to tell him what the green text means. most guys are idiots and need literal instructions on how to slay. which i am divulging for free currently
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>>56723497
What if I had sex with a girl (my first time and she knew) and she never texts afterward. I don't think it was very good. Any chance I see her again?
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>>56722445
this sounds more autistic than OP bro

except 6, that's good
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>>56723542
probably not. if she did not enjoy why would she want to do it again?
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>>56722397
>fuck what movie should I pick
American Psycho, if she isn't turned on by Batemans raw personality and perfect build you should leave her immediately
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>>56723497

Expressing that youre interested is not the same as being thirsty/needy. Ill generally text a woman the morning/afternoon after we fug the first time telling them i had a wonderful night and id love to see them again sometime soon

Its not hard; being forward is a good thing
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>>56722539
I was thinking th same thing.
>not op
Fuck, you know that spray the medics put on the shins of football(soccer) players.
Something like a numbing agent to remove the sensation.
Add a viagra or some boner pill.
>profit???????
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>>56723382
>watching a rom com is alpha
>its not about the movie
I don't care what kind of memes you throw at me, you aren't fuckin alpha if you watch rom coms for fun or to try to prove a dumbass point like yours
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>>56722494
Fitness dick in her ass
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>>56722436
>impressing her with a big load
Jesus christ, you are pathetic.
You want to impress her, then last long enough to make her cum a couple times.
Fingers/Tongue go a long way as well. Listen to what she tells you to do, and if you don't know what to do, then ask.

The average dude is so bad at sex that you can become a fucking stud in her eyes literally just by listening to her and making her cum a couple of times.
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>>56722474
LMAO first ten minutes of that movie are emotional abuse.
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>>56723612
i disagree. i would tell her in person / when she is leaving. in person is always better. texting is really not ideal. if you perform well she will hit you up the second she is ready to fuck again
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I don't know whats worse, the advice in this thread or the movie suggestions.

Watch Primer, bitch will be too confused to reject an advance
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>>56722640
I JUST WANNA LIFT
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