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Based
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There is nothing based about Alabama.
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>>56718564
Hi, speak human please, thanks.
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>>56718564
is that even english?
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>black person writes perfectly standard English sentence except for calling a guy nigga
>/pol/tards pretend he's babbling ebonics
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>>56718669
monkey detected
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>>56718584
Alabama is easily the one of the best states in the country
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>>56718669
>cutting dis nigga hair
they literally do baby talk
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>>56718706
Lmao you're white
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>>56718564
I hate when barbers have ADD. Just fucking focus on my cut.
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>>56718669
>dis
>nigga hair because possessives are too hard
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>>56718926
>he left out one s I literally can't understand what he's saying
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>>56718946
This is why blacks flunk English
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>>56718706
>t. never actually been there
It's a shithole, m8. Same with all the gulf states.
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>>56718564
A lot of black barber shops have more weight lifting stuff in them then you think.
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>>56718709
Cutting this guy's hair -> Cutting dis nigga hair.

Literally saying the same thing in a different dialect. Literally the same reason why people from the South speak differently from people in the North East or out West.

Do you use twitter anon? Do you text anyone socially? Cause if you did, you'd realize the way people type is fairly casual. Using the way someone texts or tweets to judge their intelligence just shows how socially awkward you are
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>>56719356
But why talk like that? I grew up in south Georgia, and found myself speaking with a southern accent, saying y'all, etc. I realized I sounded like an inbred retard, and fixed myself. Why can't they do it too? Why do they want to sound like niggers?
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>>56719356
>in a different dialect

Yeah, a 60iq dialect
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>>56719356
AAVE is literally the worst American dialect. All of their slang is a bastardized form of southern dialect. Just because it's a "valid" or "real" accent doesnt mean it sounds good
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>>56718976
while you're reading a book they're taking all your women ya fuckin dweeb
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>>56718926
that IS the possessive in ebonics you mong. do you know shit about linguistics
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>>56719415
>all their slang is a bastardized form of southern

t. doesn't know any black people. this is not remotely true
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>>56719388
wow imagine being this conformist.
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>>56718669
This is where /pol/ comes to relax, die faggot die. You'll get your netflixed tranny future soon enough.
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>>56719454
>t. knows nothing about southern slang
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>>56718833
Yes
>>56719091
I used to live in Auburn
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>all these turbo white bois bitching about the grammar
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>>56719466
Imagine being a special snowflake. We live in a society amirite?
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>>56719500
learn how to greentext nigger
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>>56719500
are you making fun of yourself
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>>56718584
Any southern US states are very based. Hate blacks and everyone has a gun on them, Plus it’s nice and warm.
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>>56719388
That's the whole idea behind code switching. Socially aware people are often able to switch their dialect or accent based on their environment in order to ensure they're communicating as well as they possibly can to the other party. Intelligent minorities wouldn't be able to succeed in academic/corporate environments without it. You don't have to get rid of your base dialect or accent in order to speak articulately, and there's nothing wrong with picking up accents or learning how other people speak. It improves communication
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>>56719388
>Why do they want to sound like niggers?
Because they're not ashamed of their cultural heritage.
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>>56718706
There are numerous parts of Alabama that are unironically considered 3rd world
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>>56719356
>appeal to popularity
can tell you're from an echochamber
hi
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>>56718636
>>56718639
Okay drama queen. He misspelled "this nigger" and used an ampersand. Calm down.
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>>56719474
>This is where /pol/ comes to relax
Why?
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>>56719415
lol. literally the other way around. blacks talked a certain way and now southern whites and twitter libs get to co opt it. So funny seeing raging autists online talk about how black people can't speak english proper and then turn around and their basic everyday language uses what was originally fucked up english terms and concepts that nogs invented and whites thought were retarded up until like fifty years ago. If you're ever called something "cool" but are also arguing over ebonics you're a moron. English is what it is today because a bunch of moron germanic tribes kept pozzing their own languages up with retarded shit from other languages.

I wonder how many times this same gay ass argument was had over the centuries.
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>>56718706
That would be NH friendo
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>>56719758
And yet I'm still here?

I live in a rural area surrounded by white people. Not much of an echo chamber when I'm constantly communicating with racists & people who disagree with me.
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>>56719718
You could say this about America in general
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>>56719778
Based
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>>56718636

This is why white women prefer black dudes.
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>>56719101
more like stuff to weight other stuff
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>>56719615
Considering the south is 20% black and
30% Hispanic that's quite an accomplishment.
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>>56719356

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Do you use twitter anon? Do you text anyone socially? Cause if you did, you'd realize the way people type is fairly casual. Using the way someone texts or tweets to judge their intelligence just shows how socially awkward you are

This sounds like something an autistic retard that nobody likes would say
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>>56720663
Coomer detected
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>>56720778
I'm hurt anon. Why would you say these things about me?
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>Noooooo you have to defend all the poor black peoples! Their grammar or their actions in general are not their fault
Owners defend their aggressive dogs in a similar fashion
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>>56719618
>code switching
That's really interesting... thanks for sharing your knowledge.
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>>56720778
> This sounds like something an autistic retard that nobody likes would say
This really sums your post up well, thank you for the tldr
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>>56720825
>nooooooo you can't just skip a heckin s in your twitter post you're literally speaking a different language
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>>56718706
>alabama education
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>>56718706
Cringe. Texas and Florida mogs Alabama
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>>56719356
>Cause if you did
Because, if you did*

Please speak English
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>>56719388
>saying y'all, etc. I realized I sounded like an inbred retard, and fixed myself
I don't see what's retarded about y'all. In my opinion it makes the English language more complete. Standard English doesn't have a second-person plural pronoun equivalent to for example the French "vous". Y'all fixes that and makes English a more complete language with an actual second-person plural pronoun. What's retarded about that?
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>>56719813
Based
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>>56718564
>walking away from a cut to bench 65lbs
the guy might as well walk away from the cut to take on an intense stroll to his car and back
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>>56719388
>But why talk like that?
I absolutely hate people who try to change the way they talk just to fit in.
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>>56718584
every major city Alabama is a fucking zooloo shtihole but living out in the country in north al is cheap and nice if you don't mind living in basically a 3rd world country.

mask laws aren't really enforced and nobody really gives a shit which is nice to.
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>>56721547
Kinda true.
But on the other hand, imagine you're doing super heavy weights and 10 seconds later you have to use your precise scissors.
Reminds me of making food inbetween sets at home.
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If you think Black American English is retarded, wait until you hear Jamaican English, Nigerian Pidgin, or Haitian French. Those dialects are muuuuuuuuch more retarded. ESPECIALLY Nigerian English. Look up BBC Pidgin to know what I'm talking about. Ebonics sounds like high IQ English in comparison
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>>56718669
>implying ebonics aren't a real dialect and insulting niggers for using it is just another way to demean them
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>>56721645
>But on the other hand
There is no other hand, lmao. You are getting a 0% tip for thinking your lifts are somehow more important than the money you are trying to make.
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>>56721659
>People no dey use condom for Ghana
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>>56720755
I would MUCH rather live near some based Mexicans than even just 1 nigger.
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>>56721622
>not bothered by living in 3rd world conditions
>bothered by a mask
why is it that political ideologies make adults become irrational?
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>>56721659
>>56721684
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>>56721706
im not really bothered by it but i know people who are. Its not really the masks themselves that bothers people its the idea that some yuppie faggot is the one telling you you have to.
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>>56719615
>poorest states in the country
>highest percentage of obesity
>highest percentage of blacks
>least educated states in the country
>humidity is unbearable
>tornados everywhere
>entire cities shutdown for an inch of snow
>zero landscape outside the ozarks
>farming is laughable compared to the midwest

yeah real based
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>>56719422
Shut up Chang
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>>56721693
The south is full of both dumbass
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>>56719356
You talk like a faggot and your shit's retarded
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>>56718694
>>56718709
>>56718926
>>56719474
>>56721678
i used to come here a lot when jeff was still natty kappa. When did pol infect this place? We used to say b was a cancer on the site but now its u edgy political fags. What happened?
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I can't believe this guy is singlehandedly making so much people here seethe because he wrote "dis nigga hair"
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>>56722955
all he has to do to make people seethe is be black
he could have written an essay in Oxford-standard English and /pol/ would find something to cry about
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>>56719437
Dilate
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>>56720663
lol they fuck actual dogs...
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>>56723170
I see someone swallowed the dogpill
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1faGNp9xvNQ
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>>56719356
Kill yourself
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>>56718706
>one of the best states
>not in New England
When non-Americans make fun of Americans, it’s almost always about stereotypical southerners. Even most of the whites there are niggers
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>>56723293
I feel i've missed something, I dont get this joke
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>>56718706

By literally no metric is it even close
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>>56718669
>they still fart their pants giggling when they call a black person a monkey for the 6 billionth time
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>>56718636
this is what zero pussy does to you
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>>56723451
incels like to make themselves feel better by telling each other that white women fuck dogs
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>>56718976
I'm curious how you explain black writers.
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>>56723293
it's more of an indictment against your ugly physique + personality if a woman would rather fuck a dog than you.
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>>56723566
but they do...
look it up
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>>56723635
are you defending literal dog fuckers?
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>>56723704
Yes, you got a problem with that normalfag?
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>>56723704
i have a problem with you being so repulsive that woman are fucking dogs over you right now
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>>56721737
>i follow the law though
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>>56723722
very edgy.
>>56723762
>women fucks a dog
bigbrain
>yeah that disgusting
coombrain
>your just made your not getting that used up doggie vagina haha incel white women are god

mi no ti ya got di no inside up stairs likkle yute.
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>>56723776
Chimping out
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>>56719356
As a black man, thank you.

The stress these people must go through in real life, the stress of being unable to execute the most simple interactions without having to refer to their inner /pol/ handbook and seethe when they're too pussy to ever act upon or say the things they want to greatly dwarves the stress I feel when I see the rampant mockery of my people.

and to be honest it makes me smile :)
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>>56723861
what sort of torture do you put your soul through every day? just embarrassing
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>>56724206
>fucking women who also fucks dog is not desirable
you
>red paint I bought from walmart needs to be returned which leads me to believe you are not a very smart person
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>>56719388
cuz we iz proud of aw heritage cracka. what u gon do abt it shrimp dyck whiteboi?
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>>56723680
So because some of them do
That means all of them do
Also i seen vids of white boys making out with their dogs
So are u niggas double teaming rover?
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>>56718564
thought this guys profile pic was sam hyde in blackface for a sec
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>>56724577
hah sheeeeeeit mang
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>people defending nigger speak
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>>56724143
theyre not your "people" dude youre probably like 30% white lmao
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>>56718669
>perfectly standard English sentence
>cutting dis nigga hair
>[verb] [noun] [noun] [noun]
>perfectly standard English sentence
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>>56723776
Why are you replying to everyone
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>>56725453
niggers are insecure
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>>56718564
What I think he meant to say was:
>On this fine evening, my barber stopped cutting a nigger's hair to lift heavy weights. I am quite amused by this, and therefore I would like to share it with my fellow niggers on twitter.
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>>56719778
>>56719807
>>56720585
>>56720663
>t. uses the word "y'all" every sentence
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fuck niggers and fuck the jannies
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>>56725029
25%, but if I posted my picture on /pol/ what response am I getting? I'm fully aware of all the IQ stats and all those things but I hate being talked down to by a white guy when discussing race for whatever reason. So I take solace in the aforementioned, it brings me copious amounts of joy.
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>>56718709
Stop pretending to be as retarded as niggers, you know what he meant.
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>>56724143
Yeah because we use any semblance of logic in real life in america we get beat with two by fours while black ham planets chant "I cant breef" around us. Nignogs just going to nig.
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>>56726137
George Floyd was murdered yes. Typing his quote in mock ebonics doesn't change that. I agree though as a whole black people can be fucking aggressive and although I do agree there has to be genetic play in here. When you get white people who so clearly sneer at you and look down at you, even when using logic it gets you riled up. I feel it all the time. I live in England though and chimping is super frowned upon here.
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>>56723518
oy vey never forget muh 6 gorillion
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>>56725453
it was easier than going tru every reply
>>56725652
post body fag
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>>56719615
i live in the deep south and i don't really see racist white people at all. when i lived in the midwest though it was much more common than down here. people get along well down here.
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>>56724143
Why don't black anons just go to worldstarhiphop or other black owned social media sites.
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>>56726369
Because I don't like rap :(
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>>56721763
>highest percentage of blacks
>poorest states in the country
>highest percentage of blacks
>highest percentage of obesity
>highest percentage of blacks
>least educated states in the country
>highest percentage of blacks
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>>56721600
well talking a goddamn retard makes you sound like a goddamn retard
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>>56726220
George Flentanyl was a piece of shit and he was dead before the cops touched him. Quit being such a slave and wake your ass up.
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>>56723608
listen nigger, everyone knows one in a hundred darkies has some brains in him on accident because nature is trying its fucking hardest
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>>56726409
correlation is not causation
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>>56720585
Just go be a nigger somewhere else
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>>56726466
imagine knowing even the bare minimum about real life black people and saying this
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>>56726445
I'm very much awake, I know George Floyd was a POS and never claimed he was anything else but like Dave Chappelle said, he got murdered so he's the guy. There were bystanders in that video fully aware he was dying due to DC's knee (has a ring to it) I could see it, you could see it.
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>>56726466
Neat, but black people are the reason so many stats are skewed. Break down literally anything by race and white people have it pretty great. Mix browns in there and shit gets into sketchy territory. See: school performance, aids, herpes, STDs generally, covid19, etc
>muh poor people have it bad muh disparate outcomes
Ok, 99% of blacks arent even trying to do anything about it besides burn down their neighborhoods and blame whitey.
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>>56720663
But white women are trash tho?
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>>56719388
>I realized I sounded like an inbred retard
If you care what your accent says about you, you are a meek pussy. Anyone who would seriously disregard you because of which regional dialect you speak with is not a person whose respect you should want in the first place.

Maybe start with some goddamn self-respect instead.
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>>56718669
/thread
/pol/tards will seethe
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>>56718706
Bro, there's a reason the phrase "thank God for Alabama" exists, and it's not a good one
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>>56718669
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>>56721737
They are weird, insecure fucking faggots
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>>56719618
It's fucking social media not a work meeting you dweeb
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>>56718564
N
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>>56726369
You're such a little bitch, anon. No wonder you're so broken if you cry whenever a black person is in you vicinity (physically or fucking virtually lmao). Black people have been on 4chan since it's inception you loser
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>>56729064
back to your discord tranny faggot
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>>56718669
CIA NIGGER



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