There is nothing based about Alabama.
>>56718564Hi, speak human please, thanks.
>>56718564is that even english?
>black person writes perfectly standard English sentence except for calling a guy nigga>/pol/tards pretend he's babbling ebonics
>>56718584Alabama is easily the one of the best states in the country
>>56718669>cutting dis nigga hairthey literally do baby talk
>>56718706Lmao you're white
>>56718564I hate when barbers have ADD. Just fucking focus on my cut.
>>56718669>dis>nigga hair because possessives are too hard
>>56718926>he left out one s I literally can't understand what he's saying
>>56718946This is why blacks flunk English
>>56718706>t. never actually been thereIt's a shithole, m8. Same with all the gulf states.
>>56718564A lot of black barber shops have more weight lifting stuff in them then you think.
>>56718709Cutting this guy's hair -> Cutting dis nigga hair.Literally saying the same thing in a different dialect. Literally the same reason why people from the South speak differently from people in the North East or out West. Do you use twitter anon? Do you text anyone socially? Cause if you did, you'd realize the way people type is fairly casual. Using the way someone texts or tweets to judge their intelligence just shows how socially awkward you are
>>56719356But why talk like that? I grew up in south Georgia, and found myself speaking with a southern accent, saying y'all, etc. I realized I sounded like an inbred retard, and fixed myself. Why can't they do it too? Why do they want to sound like niggers?
>>56719356>in a different dialectYeah, a 60iq dialect
>>56719356AAVE is literally the worst American dialect. All of their slang is a bastardized form of southern dialect. Just because it's a "valid" or "real" accent doesnt mean it sounds good
>>56718976while you're reading a book they're taking all your women ya fuckin dweeb
>>56718926that IS the possessive in ebonics you mong. do you know shit about linguistics
>>56719415>all their slang is a bastardized form of southern t. doesn't know any black people. this is not remotely true
>>56719388wow imagine being this conformist.
>>56718669This is where /pol/ comes to relax, die faggot die. You'll get your netflixed tranny future soon enough.
>>56719454>t. knows nothing about southern slang
>>56718833Yes>>56719091I used to live in Auburn
>all these turbo white bois bitching about the grammar
>>56719466Imagine being a special snowflake. We live in a society amirite?
>>56719500learn how to greentext nigger
>>56719500are you making fun of yourself
>>56718584Any southern US states are very based. Hate blacks and everyone has a gun on them, Plus it’s nice and warm.
>>56719388That's the whole idea behind code switching. Socially aware people are often able to switch their dialect or accent based on their environment in order to ensure they're communicating as well as they possibly can to the other party. Intelligent minorities wouldn't be able to succeed in academic/corporate environments without it. You don't have to get rid of your base dialect or accent in order to speak articulately, and there's nothing wrong with picking up accents or learning how other people speak. It improves communication
>>56719388>Why do they want to sound like niggers?Because they're not ashamed of their cultural heritage.
>>56718706There are numerous parts of Alabama that are unironically considered 3rd world
>>56719356>appeal to popularitycan tell you're from an echochamberhi
>>56718636>>56718639Okay drama queen. He misspelled "this nigger" and used an ampersand. Calm down.
>>56719474>This is where /pol/ comes to relaxWhy?
>>56719415lol. literally the other way around. blacks talked a certain way and now southern whites and twitter libs get to co opt it. So funny seeing raging autists online talk about how black people can't speak english proper and then turn around and their basic everyday language uses what was originally fucked up english terms and concepts that nogs invented and whites thought were retarded up until like fifty years ago. If you're ever called something "cool" but are also arguing over ebonics you're a moron. English is what it is today because a bunch of moron germanic tribes kept pozzing their own languages up with retarded shit from other languages. I wonder how many times this same gay ass argument was had over the centuries.
>>56718706That would be NH friendo
>>56719758And yet I'm still here? I live in a rural area surrounded by white people. Not much of an echo chamber when I'm constantly communicating with racists & people who disagree with me.
>>56719718You could say this about America in general
>>56718636This is why white women prefer black dudes.
>>56719101more like stuff to weight other stuff
>>56719615Considering the south is 20% black and 30% Hispanic that's quite an accomplishment.
>>56719356>Do you use twitter anon? Do you text anyone socially? Cause if you did, you'd realize the way people type is fairly casual. Using the way someone texts or tweets to judge their intelligence just shows how socially awkward you areThis sounds like something an autistic retard that nobody likes would say
>>56720778I'm hurt anon. Why would you say these things about me?
>Noooooo you have to defend all the poor black peoples! Their grammar or their actions in general are not their faultOwners defend their aggressive dogs in a similar fashion
>>56719618>code switchingThat's really interesting... thanks for sharing your knowledge.
>>56720778> This sounds like something an autistic retard that nobody likes would sayThis really sums your post up well, thank you for the tldr
>>56720825>nooooooo you can't just skip a heckin s in your twitter post you're literally speaking a different language
>>56718706Cringe. Texas and Florida mogs Alabama
>>56719356>Cause if you didBecause, if you did*Please speak English
>>56719388>saying y'all, etc. I realized I sounded like an inbred retard, and fixed myselfI don't see what's retarded about y'all. In my opinion it makes the English language more complete. Standard English doesn't have a second-person plural pronoun equivalent to for example the French "vous". Y'all fixes that and makes English a more complete language with an actual second-person plural pronoun. What's retarded about that?
>>56718564>walking away from a cut to bench 65lbsthe guy might as well walk away from the cut to take on an intense stroll to his car and back
>>56719388>But why talk like that?I absolutely hate people who try to change the way they talk just to fit in.
>>56718584every major city Alabama is a fucking zooloo shtihole but living out in the country in north al is cheap and nice if you don't mind living in basically a 3rd world country.mask laws aren't really enforced and nobody really gives a shit which is nice to.
>>56721547Kinda true.But on the other hand, imagine you're doing super heavy weights and 10 seconds later you have to use your precise scissors.Reminds me of making food inbetween sets at home.
If you think Black American English is retarded, wait until you hear Jamaican English, Nigerian Pidgin, or Haitian French. Those dialects are muuuuuuuuch more retarded. ESPECIALLY Nigerian English. Look up BBC Pidgin to know what I'm talking about. Ebonics sounds like high IQ English in comparison
>>56718669>implying ebonics aren't a real dialect and insulting niggers for using it is just another way to demean them
>>56721645>But on the other handThere is no other hand, lmao. You are getting a 0% tip for thinking your lifts are somehow more important than the money you are trying to make.
>>56721659>People no dey use condom for Ghana
>>56720755I would MUCH rather live near some based Mexicans than even just 1 nigger.
>>56721622>not bothered by living in 3rd world conditions>bothered by a maskwhy is it that political ideologies make adults become irrational?
>>56721706im not really bothered by it but i know people who are. Its not really the masks themselves that bothers people its the idea that some yuppie faggot is the one telling you you have to.
>>56719615>poorest states in the country>highest percentage of obesity >highest percentage of blacks >least educated states in the country>humidity is unbearable>tornados everywhere >entire cities shutdown for an inch of snow >zero landscape outside the ozarks>farming is laughable compared to the midwest yeah real based
>>56719422Shut up Chang
>>56721693The south is full of both dumbass
>>56719356You talk like a faggot and your shit's retarded
>>56718694>>56718709>>56718926>>56719474>>56721678i used to come here a lot when jeff was still natty kappa. When did pol infect this place? We used to say b was a cancer on the site but now its u edgy political fags. What happened?
I can't believe this guy is singlehandedly making so much people here seethe because he wrote "dis nigga hair"
>>56722955all he has to do to make people seethe is be blackhe could have written an essay in Oxford-standard English and /pol/ would find something to cry about
>>56720663lol they fuck actual dogs...
>>56723170I see someone swallowed the dogpillhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1faGNp9xvNQ
>>56718706>one of the best states>not in New EnglandWhen non-Americans make fun of Americans, it’s almost always about stereotypical southerners. Even most of the whites there are niggers
>>56723293I feel i've missed something, I dont get this joke
>>56718706By literally no metric is it even close
>>56718669>they still fart their pants giggling when they call a black person a monkey for the 6 billionth time
>>56718636this is what zero pussy does to you
>>56723451incels like to make themselves feel better by telling each other that white women fuck dogs
>>56718976I'm curious how you explain black writers.
>>56723293it's more of an indictment against your ugly physique + personality if a woman would rather fuck a dog than you.
>>56723566but they do...look it up
>>56723635are you defending literal dog fuckers?
>>56723704Yes, you got a problem with that normalfag?
>>56723704i have a problem with you being so repulsive that woman are fucking dogs over you right now
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>>56721737>i follow the law though
>>56723722very edgy.>>56723762>women fucks a dogbigbrain>yeah that disgustingcoombrain>your just made your not getting that used up doggie vagina haha incel white women are godmi no ti ya got di no inside up stairs likkle yute.
>>56719356As a black man, thank you.The stress these people must go through in real life, the stress of being unable to execute the most simple interactions without having to refer to their inner /pol/ handbook and seethe when they're too pussy to ever act upon or say the things they want to greatly dwarves the stress I feel when I see the rampant mockery of my people.and to be honest it makes me smile :)
>>56723861what sort of torture do you put your soul through every day? just embarrassing
>>56724206>fucking women who also fucks dog is not desirableyou>red paint I bought from walmart needs to be returned which leads me to believe you are not a very smart person
>>56719388cuz we iz proud of aw heritage cracka. what u gon do abt it shrimp dyck whiteboi?
>>56723680So because some of them doThat means all of them doAlso i seen vids of white boys making out with their dogsSo are u niggas double teaming rover?
>>56718564thought this guys profile pic was sam hyde in blackface for a sec
>>56724577hah sheeeeeeit mang
>people defending nigger speak
>>56724143theyre not your "people" dude youre probably like 30% white lmao
>>56718669>perfectly standard English sentence>cutting dis nigga hair>[verb] [noun] [noun] [noun] >perfectly standard English sentence
>>56723776Why are you replying to everyone
>>56725453niggers are insecure
>>56718564What I think he meant to say was:>On this fine evening, my barber stopped cutting a nigger's hair to lift heavy weights. I am quite amused by this, and therefore I would like to share it with my fellow niggers on twitter.
>>56719778>>56719807>>56720585>>56720663>t. uses the word "y'all" every sentence
fuck niggers and fuck the jannies
>>5672502925%, but if I posted my picture on /pol/ what response am I getting? I'm fully aware of all the IQ stats and all those things but I hate being talked down to by a white guy when discussing race for whatever reason. So I take solace in the aforementioned, it brings me copious amounts of joy.
>>56718709Stop pretending to be as retarded as niggers, you know what he meant.
>>56724143Yeah because we use any semblance of logic in real life in america we get beat with two by fours while black ham planets chant "I cant breef" around us. Nignogs just going to nig.
>>56726137George Floyd was murdered yes. Typing his quote in mock ebonics doesn't change that. I agree though as a whole black people can be fucking aggressive and although I do agree there has to be genetic play in here. When you get white people who so clearly sneer at you and look down at you, even when using logic it gets you riled up. I feel it all the time. I live in England though and chimping is super frowned upon here.
>>56723518oy vey never forget muh 6 gorillion
>>56725453it was easier than going tru every reply>>56725652post body fag
>>56719615i live in the deep south and i don't really see racist white people at all. when i lived in the midwest though it was much more common than down here. people get along well down here.
>>56724143Why don't black anons just go to worldstarhiphop or other black owned social media sites.
>>56726369Because I don't like rap :(
>>56721763>highest percentage of blacks >poorest states in the country>highest percentage of blacks >highest percentage of obesity >highest percentage of blacks >least educated states in the country>highest percentage of blacks
>>56721600well talking a goddamn retard makes you sound like a goddamn retard
>>56726220George Flentanyl was a piece of shit and he was dead before the cops touched him. Quit being such a slave and wake your ass up.
>>56723608listen nigger, everyone knows one in a hundred darkies has some brains in him on accident because nature is trying its fucking hardest
>>56726409correlation is not causation
>>56720585Just go be a nigger somewhere else
>>56726466imagine knowing even the bare minimum about real life black people and saying this
>>56726445I'm very much awake, I know George Floyd was a POS and never claimed he was anything else but like Dave Chappelle said, he got murdered so he's the guy. There were bystanders in that video fully aware he was dying due to DC's knee (has a ring to it) I could see it, you could see it.
>>56726466Neat, but black people are the reason so many stats are skewed. Break down literally anything by race and white people have it pretty great. Mix browns in there and shit gets into sketchy territory. See: school performance, aids, herpes, STDs generally, covid19, etc>muh poor people have it bad muh disparate outcomesOk, 99% of blacks arent even trying to do anything about it besides burn down their neighborhoods and blame whitey.
>>56720663But white women are trash tho?
>>56719388>I realized I sounded like an inbred retardIf you care what your accent says about you, you are a meek pussy. Anyone who would seriously disregard you because of which regional dialect you speak with is not a person whose respect you should want in the first place.Maybe start with some goddamn self-respect instead.
>>56718669/thread/pol/tards will seethe
>>56718706Bro, there's a reason the phrase "thank God for Alabama" exists, and it's not a good one
>>56721737They are weird, insecure fucking faggots
>>56719618It's fucking social media not a work meeting you dweeb
>>56726369You're such a little bitch, anon. No wonder you're so broken if you cry whenever a black person is in you vicinity (physically or fucking virtually lmao). Black people have been on 4chan since it's inception you loser
>>56729064back to your discord tranny faggot