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If we were all to attain our dream bodies, what would the average person look like?
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>>56239789
Would a lot of people grow to freakish proportions to stand out?
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>>56239789
>mfw I drink a gallon of her titmilk high in HGH after a hard workout
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>>56239800
Instant gains boost
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>>56239789
the average would look like the average ideal but there would still for sure be some weird looking fuckers because of mental illness
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>>56239789
I would definitely have a gallon-of-breast-milk-a-day producing gf.
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this would never happen but I guess the competition would move to who lifts more / does more impressive shit in general cuz everyone would be fitness freaks.
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>>56239789
Brad Pitt
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>>56240140
Troy version pretty much
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>>56239789
Americans would all be black, I guess. Everyone else would be slim and athletic.
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titty monsters everywhere
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>>56240106
Also, make sure to always hint to her that she’s looking a little small to make sure she continues to go for bigger and bigger sizes
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>>56240160
If everyone is freakishly busty, no one is freakishly busty
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>>56240173
just need to keep getting bigger then.
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>>56240160
>>56240173
Nah look at online video games. You'll end up with a dozen or so archetypes, along with some people who want a wackier look. A much better state than current America where everyone is flabby and shapeless.
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>>56240186
Too short, needs to be house-sized
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>>56240191
Thats a rude lookin melon
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>>56240200
>oh lawd and tittays!!!
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>>56240191
>>56240200
this bitch looks like a gorilla
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>>56240209
Imagine right is your gf and she brings you left as a present.
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If I were to try to hit on a woman, i.e stranger, I would start with my ‘play boy’ pick up lines (lol), and charm. Subsequently, if and only if, I notice the feelings were reciprocated, I would then ask her if she would like to dance. I would not charge head forward dry humping her...FYI it takes a lot more than just a blink of an eye and cheap small talk to erect my penis. Speaking transparently here, even if I were to accidentally have an erection, that would not incline me to keep dancing with a girl. In actuality, I would feel extremely embarrassed and immediately pull away.
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>>56239789
I'd want to look like peak Brendan Fraser.
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>>56239789
I would literally be hulk sized
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>>56240209
Imagine this soft featured white girl being out-sized by the huge black girl and then deciding to make herself even bigger. Escalating things beyond anything reasonable
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>>56240283
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>>56240213
HNNNNG
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>>56240224
meh, I pretty much have this body type

it's good when you're by the pool or at the beach but you look DYEL in most clothes. a thin cotton jumper works well, though
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>he hasn't read Lem's short story about that

stay brainlet
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She’s looking thicc and beautiful I hope she doesn’t lose any of it. 11/10
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>>56239789
I would be an 8ft tall amazon futa, with long black hair that I would wear loose. I would have two 18 inch cocks (one above the other for easy DP) and four cantaloupe sized testicles that are constantly churning and filling with incredible amounts of cum. My body would be lithe and muscular, and my breasts modest (for my frame). I would wear nothing but a loincloth that barely covers my swinging flaccid penises. I would make it my life mission to sexually dominate and impregnate as many women as possible, forcing them to condition their orifices to stretch and lubricate until I can go balls deep in their pussies and assholes with zero prep. When going about my day, I would first select one of the smaller women from my harem and impale her upon my cocks, then simply stand and let their stiffness carry her weight as I walk from place to place, occasionally cumming in her until she is too heavy and swollen from the sheer volume of cum. Then I would gently take her back home and let my other wives take care of her, selecting another to take her place on my cocks. At night, I would fuck my harem of pregnant loveslaves into unconsciousness, especially forcing them to worship my four massive balls with their tongues and mouths, promoting even more sperm production. Eventually my wives would give birth to daughters, who would also be inducted into my harem and impregnated, and so on and so on until the Earth’s population are all enthralled by my powerful cocks and godlike testicles.
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>>56240140
>>56240147
i was getting so close to yoked Troy BP mode before corona.

no benching for 3 months has RIP my gains
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>>56241975
geez, you need to take your meds man
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>>56239789
this tbqh
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>>56241975
BASED
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>>56241975
i read all that i dont regret it
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>>56241975
are you a hindu demon
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>>56242472
Born2deadlift
Forced2squat
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>>56241975
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>>56241975
hot
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>>56239789
Unironically the same, because we can all attain our dream bodies. Most people just prefer other things in life.

For the truly fortunate man, his body is a breathing image of his self respect.
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>>56241975
a force of evil gave rise to this post.
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>>56241975
I can’t trust a man who doesn’t want to dominate the world with his cock. He’s either a fag or a liar and he’ll hang either way.
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>>56239792
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>>56242472
Mike Wizowski coming in strong
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>>56243194
Based Legion poster
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>>56243357
Doubt that
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>>56241975
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>>56240160
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just leave humanity behind brehs
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>>56245123
god bless
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Do I ask for a lot?
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>>56242544
>>56242054
It’s better if you read it in pajeet voice.
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>>56242472
spongebob squarepants
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>>56240204
>Thats a rude lookin felon
ftfy
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>>56242427
*mogs you*
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>>56246257
No legs. I thought that was a recent development.
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>>56240106
anyone have a source on this milk truck?
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>>56240226
who dat semon demon
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>>56239789
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJY7KZ8vnug
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>>56241975
you get brutally fucked by the guy who's 10 feet tall and has 25 inch cocks
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>>56241581
title?
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>>56240230
sauce
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>>56246823
what does he have to be paranoid about? nothing short of an atomic bomb could take that man down
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>>56247288
and an atomic bomb would just make him grow.
before nuke:
>steps on scale
>FULL
after nuke:
>steps on one scale with each foot
>FULL FULL
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Based milkerposters
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>>56247441
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>>56241975
>and four cantaloupe sized testicles
imagine the cooms
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>>56240209
The original is better. Anyone have it? The reverse image search just brings up gay memes.
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>>56239789
Monster girl society with human men and no human women.
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>>56247874
My take is the opposite. I'd rather be a monster creature and fuck human women.
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>>56247501
second from right is hottest, I wanna suck her nipples and cum on her glasses
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>>56247501
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>>56247971
Source?
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>>56247425
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>>56248303
The source is in the fucking webm
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>>56239789
>>56239792
I personally find disproportionate stuff disgusting, in particular disproportionate tits. My favourite size is androgynous-but-still-feminine-small.
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>>56241975
Lewd this is a blue board sir
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>>56248616
The gayest and lowest test post of the week
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>>56239789
I fucking hate this shit.

I just got out of the gym and instead of doing anything productive my breast expansion fetish just makes me coom and lose all the gains.
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>>56248927
Poomp the mooscles while you coom
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>>56248616
real men want big fat milkers this is a fact
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>>56249019
Still lose more than I gain.

I end up feeling like shit afterwards, takes a day to fully recover from the coom goblins, get high test again and coom it all away again.

There's also the whole I want to stop thinking with my dick thing but I doubt anybody cares about that shit.
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>>56249036
Without a doubt
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>>56245123
Oh god, I just looked her up. She looks like an Oblivion NPC. Lip fillers are a blight on humanity.
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>>56246175
based and dresspilled
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>>56247971
M-mommy...
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>>56248927
How awful
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>>56249831
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>>56241975
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>>56249831
God I'm just imagining her breasts tear open her clothes and leak massive amounts of milk.
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>>56241286
So wear better fitting clothes, retard
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>>56239789
a hermaphrodite god
because the population is half male and half female
and you asked for the average person
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>>56246591
seconding
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>>56241975
The beginning sounds like a character description in Corruption of Champions
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>>56242427
>>56246565
Based horse transformation poster
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>>56246565
draft horses don't mog Friesian stallions
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>>56246257
Flex Mentallo! Hero of the beach!
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>>56246591
Google is your friend
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This
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>>56239789
I would be 1 cm tall living in some thick Asian milf’s ass crack.
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>>56241975
Of this actually happens to you could you try and impregnate me as well despite being a male?
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>>56239789
If we all got our dream bodies on day 1, on day 2 a lot of people would be outraged and distraught that they were not exceptional. Cunts.
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>every poster wants to be a woman or a horse
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>>56250740
Think of the escalation as people felt inferior and envious
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>>56250805
I want to be a tiny shrunken man living in a big ass milfs ass
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>>56250805
I want to be a goat monster
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>>56250805
I want to be both
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>>56251817
Imagine what someone with this sort of diseased brain would do to themselves if they could look like anything?
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>>56239792
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>>56252045
Perhaps this
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>>56252045
>>56252209
Or maybe this
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>>56241286
Get properly fitted clothes. Go to a Men's Warehouse or whatever clothing store near you has a tailor on site.

It's easy to do and some places will fit most of what you buy for free if it's a big enough order.

You already got an ideal look, just add on being properly dressed to that.
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>>56241975
1 BSD transferred to your account
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>>56248927
>>56249140
https://forum.nofap.com/index.php?threads/6-years-clean-rebooting-as-the-best-remedy.135983/

Helped me a lot
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>>56250559
Based vidya coomer
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>>56252882
>have to make a fake email or else everyone will know I'm a coomer inside
I can't see it unless I create an account. Still I really appreciate the effort. I fucking hate how most of my day was gone due to this stupid fucking fetish that's caused from porn addiction nearly a decade ago.
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>>56250915
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I know I'd have an pt.1 JoJo body wearing pt 6 clothes
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>>56239789

Give it about 2 decades when designer babies become a thing and you'll find out.
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Posting in extremely based growth fetish thread
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when everyone is beautiful no one is
society would desend into the ultimate hedonistic spiral as sexual fetishes get pumped to the max and people will lose all will to do anything
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>>56253716
Just think of the extreme size fetishists and what destruction they would cause
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>>56253772
>all the giantess fags throwing themselves underneath giant women destroying the cities and getting crushed to death
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>>56239789
The average person doesn't dream big
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>>56253805
Then they’ll just be background players in life
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>>56241975
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>>56253817
What the actual fuck
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>>56247501
Cheerleader effect. Only one girl is actually hot. One is a fuckable but-her-face. One has huge tits. And one is Kumail Nanjiani pre-transition.
Right to left.
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Lmao I remember once talking to an ex gf if she wanted to be taller. She's like 5'4 and said 4" would be good. I teased her why not taller and she eventually thought that being 6'6 would be ideal. Kek, I even photoshopped some pics of her taller so she could get an ideia, she absolutely loved it and said she would be that tall in a heartbeat.
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>>56241975
I want to make a collage out of this but Im retarded
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>>56253826
Second from right is hot wtf are you on
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>this thread
a miss my exs...
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I would make sure on all girls [spoiler]16th[/spoiler] birthday they'd get a special government funded mega dose for maximal milk gains.

Why?

Because in the future milk will be the very building blocks of society, from milkcrete buildings, to milkylant food based products, and even milkclothing and products.
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>>56253846
Of course she did. Any girl would want that power if they’re actually thinking clearly
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>>56254042
>M A N D A T O R Y G R O W T H T R A I N I N G S
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>>56254053
I still fap about that quite often, that conversation really turned me on, too bad I deleted the shoops.
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>>56248616
Based
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>>56254079
Any descriptions?
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>>56254091
I hate hiplets more than titcows.
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>>56254091
>No hips suited for bearing children
A useless woman.
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>>56253824
What gets me is that the artist is clearly extremely talented, draws titty-monster BDH to perfection, and then every fucking picture is ruined by this weird vore shit.
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>>56241975
Holy kek this sounds EXACTLY like something i would write
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>>56241975
all these newfags not recognizing this copy pasta. You fags, this was the first thing ever sent over the internet.
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>>56254343
It’s really almost impressive
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>>56253826
3 is def hotter than 4 fuck u talmbout
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>>56240252
Based
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>>56253772
>All the size fetish girls that want to effectively become gods
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>>56254852
When are we going to get those indistinguishable from reality time dilated VR pleasureworlds again?
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>>56254852
It would be an incredible way for our cities to be destroyed
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>>56253892
I don't do drugs, but my standards are high all the time.
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>>56254760
I'll concede my choice of words was imperfect. 3 and 4 are hot. Only 4 is hot and beautiful.
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>>56254700
im not supposed to be attracted to this, right?
cuz goddamn
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>>56255028
>check artist
>its vore shit
fucking hell nevermind completely flacid
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>>56254960
Inevitable size arms race of attention and power hungry thots
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>>56248616
this
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>>56241975
Cool, now post body, faggot
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>>56255757
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>>56241975
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>>56255466
ew
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>>56241975
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>>56241975
Right, but you do know that testicle don’t produce semen right?
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>>56254091
Would invite out with h&k
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>>56241975
that's p. vanilla
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>>56239789
fAGGOT
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>>56239789
>>56239792
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>>56240160
>>56240161
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>>56240200
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>>56247441
>>56248598
>>56253596
Something is wrong with me.
It seems I never get enough boobs.
Some of my friend may see these kind of girls and say "bro, that's too much for me"
but not for me. I can't find my limit. I can't find the girl that makes me say "too much tits".
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>>56254700
bigger is better
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>>56251355
>>56250648
>tfw that turns me on
I think there's something wrong with me
also large engorged swollen and even reddish/inflamed labia major turn me on so much I think I'm fucked in the head
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>>56257583
>wants to fuck a horse
>I think there's something wrong with me
>think
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For me it would be something like ole Seth here, but 6'6"..
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>not ascending into an apocalyptic god together with your gf
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>>56249182
lol kitteh gettin swole
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If it were me. I'd look like I do now but bigger and stronger with less thin hair and a less hairy asshole.

For women every girl would be at least 7' tall and black and have super advanced macromastasia. All tits would need to have down well past their 15" horse cock. Yes, they are all futas. They would also constantly be 9 months pregnant. Their balls would be the size of coconuts but instead of producing regular cum, they produce protein shakes (with creatine additives). Their asses would also be gigantic. At least 69" wide.
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My dream body would be muscles as dense and hard as steel, and bones that could handle a million times that weight. All the fags itt would bend to my strength
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>>56258105
>All the fags itt would bend to my strength
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>>56241975
breh
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>>56241975
I popped a semi reading this, no homo.
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>>56254042
Who this?
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>>56257914
A female centaur
not a horse you dip
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I would look like techno viking with massive dick and balls. Then I will dance like the real techno viking but naked so everyone will be hypnotized by my dick and balls.
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>>56239789
we all are.
strangely the average person looks like shit
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>>56254091
>no tits
>no hips
>short hair
>noticeable muscles
Anon you like men
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>>56259456
If she kept up that rate of growth, she’d now be overwhelming the West Bank
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>>56241975
i enjoyed reading that i wont lie
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>>56259585
Muh dick
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>>56259442
Holy shit
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So girls would purely want breast expansion...nice
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>>56259763
>paradise

Indeed
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>>56241975
so this is the power of frequent masturbation every day?
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>>56257284
I'm with you.
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>>56259516
Hitomi has a medical condition where her breasts cannot stop growing. She is living a rea-life hentai!
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>>56241975
same
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>>56259888
Well they stopped growing now
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>>56259880
do you feel like every gril with bigger tits instead of being unpleasant, sets a new standar?
when does this stop bro, I'm afraid I would die waiting to se a planet size tits
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>>56259949
Yes. I decided to try some girls with smaller tits. It's not working for me. Need to go back to big.
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>>56257284
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>>56256361
???
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>>56257284
But that's pretty normal
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>>56260049
of course they are. I love tits, don't get me wrong.
but... I want more. I want them bigger
I want to scream KANEEEEDAAAA from the deepest titabyss possible.
my body is ready
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Are we still pretending to be a /fit/ thread, or can I start posting boob morphs?
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>>56260099
You aight boy
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>>56259934
Damn, that's not very fun at all.
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>>56260110
Just do it™
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>>56241975
why do i have a boner
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>>56247616
Literally the first result on google images.
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>>56239789
TAKE EXPANSION FETISH THREADS BACK TO /D/
>TAKE EXPANSION FETISH THREADS BACK TO /D/
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>>56260243
ok, last one
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>>56260267
Keep posting pls don't listen to that loser. /d/ is for cartoons
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>>56255757
A handful of attention whores could ruin it for everyone
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>>56259614
This is literally THE perfect bodytype.
Shaped to absolute perfection.
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>>56259456
I'm still not convinced she isn't stuffing. With tits that big you'd think we'd see more cleavage at some point. Also half the pictures you see are like July 2015 where it looks like she jammed a blanket into her shirt.
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>>56259504
>she got a reduction
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>>56260862
Yeah looks fake to me.
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Personally I'd like to look like Amon from that 2000s Devilman OVA
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>>56241975
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>>56260879
they all do eventually
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>>56239789
The average female would fall into one of a few categories if they could change their body:
Fitness model
Tall fashion model
Busty and thick
(The rest would end up trying out extreme unrealistic bodies)
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>>56241975
This is your brain on hentai
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>>56241975
>>>56239789(OP)
>I would be an 8ft tall amazon futa, with long black hair that I would wear loose. I would have two 18 inch cocks (one above the other for easy DP) and four cantaloupe sized testicles that are constantly churning and filling with incredible amounts of cum. My body would be lithe and muscular, and my breasts modest (for my frame). I would wear nothing but a loincloth that barely covers my swinging flaccid penises. I would make it my life mission to sexually dominate and impregnate as many women as possible, forcing them to condition their orifices to stretch and lubricate until I can go balls deep in their pussies and assholes with zero prep. When going about my day, I would first select one of the smaller women from my harem and impale her upon my cocks, then simply stand and let their stiffness carry her weight as I walk from place to place, occasionally cumming in her until she is too heavy and swollen from the sheer volume of cum. Then I would gently take her back home and let my other wives take care of her, selecting another to take her place on my cocks. At night, I would fuck my harem of pregnant loveslaves into unconsciousness, especially forcing them to worship my four massive balls with their tongues and mouths, promoting even more sperm production. Eventually my wives would give birth to daughters, who would also be inducted into my harem and impregnated, and so on and so on until the Earth’s population are all enthralled by my powerful cocks and godlike testicles.
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>>56261422
prime jessica biel was a 11/10
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Thank you, jannies, for making sure that such excellent on-topic threads are allowed to stay up.
It's so nice that we have this /fit/ board - which of course stands for "Softcore porn, lewd images, literal fucking vore and giantess art and edits, and ERP central" - thanks for doing your job sooo well, jannies!
A toast TO YOU, and ALL YOU DO for the QUALITY of our board!
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>>56261644
Chiiiillll clearly a significant proportion of the users are interested enough in the test boost of looking at fat titties that this thread keeps getting bumped
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>>56261644
i couldnt agree more, god bless them
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>>56261695
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>>56260099
>I want to scream KANEEEEDAAAA from the deepest titabyss possible.
hahahahahahhahaha
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>>56261644
I guess this guy would rather have another /r9k/ adjacent thread instead? Great!
i'll make sure to create a lookism manlet thread in a couple minutes. thank you based anon!
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>>56261806
You might prefer to browse reddit for those rage comics
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>>56250915
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>>56239789
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>>56239789
anime girls op
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>>56240224
This is the average healthy teenager but with a bit more fat
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>>56262297
You think those sisters ever closet compared size to see who was biggest?
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>>56239789
I'd have massive balls, and a dick that is comically small when flaccid, but absolutely massive when erect.
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>>56253826
don't concede to these other replies: you're spot-on.
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>>56263119
The fuck is wrong with you?
Only the first one actually ugly
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>>56241975
I can't tell if you're retarded or based
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>>56263202
What the fuck is wrong with YOU? Arm tattoos? Seriously? >"Hey girls, let's all wear pretty white clothes and do our hair up nice and take a pretty picture at this sorority party and all try to look sweet AND OH WAIT, good ol' Megan Milkers has FUCKING ARM TATTOOS. Never mind. PICTURE RUINED."
And what the fuck is up with #3's face? What even is she? Asian? Latina? Both? Who the fuck knows, but better yet: who the fuck cares? Not me. Not interested.
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>>56239789
Would anyone choose to be petite and cute in a world full of amazon titty-monsters?
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>>56239789
probably super good until a couple months in because the average person won't maintain it
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>>56253826
only the one with huge tits is actually hot.
the other ones are obviously golems, just not worth it.
also they ALL have crazy eyes
might as well go for the tit cow
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>>56261806
insanely low t
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>>56241975
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>>56264081
thats the most normal I have ever seen Kuzko
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>>56261805
Sometimes tiktok is alright, watching this chick bounce around is great
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>>56240226
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>56263924
I think even chicks that actually wanted to be petite and cute would feel pressured to be Amazon like in a world full of 7' chicks.
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>>56264361
I hate tiktok but the amount of huge teen tits is pretty nice
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>>56241975
cum is not in testicles you dumb fuck
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>>56260267
no. i dont wanna coom today. please dont
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>>56264523
Yeah, imagine if some girl wanted to be cute and petite and then her younger sister ends up outgrowing her by a few feet and a dozen cup sizes
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>>56264905
>teen?
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This seems like the thread for it. I've seen this chick on /gif/, apparently she lives 5 miles from me. Or someone is larping
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>>56241975
>>56241975
/d/ was a mistake
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Left would be the average male and right would be the average female
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>>56241975
truly leaving mankind behind
godspeed
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>>56265988
Triple the boob mass for both
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>>56240226
SAUCE NOW!!!!
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>>56241975
yeAAAAHHHhhh baby!
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>>56240226
What the fuck is even going on?
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>>56260291
(It’s silicone)
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a bunch of famous actors everywhere
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>>56255757
>>56255810
The world would end in about 30 seconds.
>be somewhere on earth
>two dudes peeing
>one peeks
*grunting*
*penis is now slightly larger*
>other guy notices
*harder grunting*
*other guys dick is now 10” long*
>first guy notices, makes dick 20” long
...
>the earth explodes in a supernova of penile matter as the size arms race grows to infinite proportions
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>>56253817
Imagine being decent at art and fucking wasting it on this degeneracy
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>>56252223
Is that what she used to look like?
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>>56265735
>tfw no t-rex gf
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>>56242472
>I would be an 8ft tall amazon futa, with long black
Only go to there
TLDR
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>>56253817
>putting autistic girls who try and turn themselves into dinosaurs in museums
>give them safety blanket hats
based
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>>56266917
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>>56267412
She just needs a good hug
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>>56267412
>girl
That’s obviously Bryce Dallas Howard and Chris Pratt
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>>56268062
Those things have reversed the effects of gravity
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>>56266917
Would the world be overwhelmed by giant dicks or the growing breasts of the envious flatties?
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>>56257284
Started dating a girl 5'0 with monster tits, she didn't really like having them out during sex but jesus fucking christ I wish I never did it because now nothing comes close.

I have literally ruined sex for life by having sex with her
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The bra industry will be overwhelmed
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>>56269179
I feel your pain. There’s no going back
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>>56269182
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>>56239800
very based
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>>56241975
>all the normalfags who think this is degenerate
None of you have seen true darkness.
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>>56246804
jessica davies
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>>56248559
>>56254700
>>56253817
>>56254852

I feel like if you choose a body off of current beauty ideals, you're gonna get cucked by people who went above it. Kind of like how the dutch giant guy mogs every body builder he meets, but would look like a freak whenever hes around normal people. Given this, the only rational descision is to go to the maximum the choice allows for. ("I ought to put myself slightly above average, because thats the most attractive, by everyone already thinks this, so im gonna put myself a little above a little above the average, ad neuseam"). The average person is probably pretty far from a rational agent, so I think putting yourself 3 standard deviations above average in terms of the traits you care about would be a safe bet.



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