You're fit but are you survive in the wilderness fit? How many of you guys can survive a month in the forest? Hunt your own food, gather your own items, no technology at all, just you and your bare hands? Anyone here going huntermode?
>>49118510I'd make a net a catch fish in the river. Then start a fire and a shelter. That would be enough to survive for a month I think.
>>49118510that pic is hot
Just one month?Yea thinking about it now I have the perfect place and bug out location so one month in this place would be fucking heaven
I was planning to get into bushcrafting a while ago and ended up not carrying through with it, but I did read some books and watched some videos and although that's all theory I do think I've learned enough in order to survive some time.The real /fit/ or fraud scenario is a prison one though, where the human factor is just a big a threat.
>>49118510Rolling for irish waifu
>>49118510Of course the aussie is an absolute sick cunt
>>49118975gib 4 8 7 dub or 5
>>49118975RollingAlso, yes, I was trained in the military. Rabbits etc wouldn't know what hit them. I've often dreamed about going innawoods again but I have a family now and it would be unfair. Have to make do with camping with them for now, but when the boys are old enough we're going innawoods
>>49118975rola aí mano
>>49118975Rolling for dubs, 3 or 4
>>49118510I'm a pure with 1 defence, 70 attack, 99 Strength, magic and range. Really the only scary things in wildy are zerkers, but i've beaten them for big bank loot m8.
>>49118975>no 9 or 0should have put them on the platter of cookies
>>49119072Considering upping my atk to 75 for ags, just to really spec em out you know.
I grew up in the woods, there were trails behind the house that I would explore for hoursNever been on an extended stay but I could make traps and spearfish, shelter and fire would be relatively easyThe rest of my time I'd carve shitposts into trees about tfw no outdoorsy gf
>>49118510if it was summer I could handle it, hard to build a fire in uk woodlands any other time of year due to everything being constantly damp
I don't know why the woods aren't full of homeless people living off the land.
>>49118510yes fit, are you survuve in the wilderness???
>>49118510>How many of you guys can survive a month in the forest?Depends which forest I guess.>Hunt your own food, gather your own items, no technology at all, just you and your bare hands? Wait why the fuck would I do that? Our ancestors have been using tools for millions of years, and using tools to make better tools. This isn't fitness, that's masochism.Anyway right now I'd die of hypothermia in about two days, because I ain't gonna hunt a deer and make a leather coat before I get too cold.
>>491189753 4 7 get
>>49119250Some do, but it's pretty risky. In some places, there isnt clear property demarcation, so the run the chance of stumbling onto some dude's property and getting shot at and getting left to die (if you get shot or stabbed in a city or populated area, you can at least potentially get help from bystanders). Also greater risk of animals willing to fuck you up. Coyotes are generally skittish critters, but if you're asleep and/or carrying something tasty and they're hungry enough, you run the risk of getting jumped. Further, unless they have a guide or prior training they can wind up eating something poisonous or drink contaminated water (the homeless that aren't straight up mentally ill tend not to be too bright).In the name of simplicity and safety, a city is better
>>49119250Because>>49118510It can't be done. Even when humans were much more habitualized to living that way, enduring those elements, etc, they couldn't do it alone. People live together. Ammunition costs money. Wounds get infected. Injuries take time to heal. If you have to gather firewood and hunt in the same day that's your whole day. I've been homeless before and even with a job, a gym membership, rainproof ponchos, cocoon hammocks, tarps, wool blankets, a storage unit, and a bus pass, it is an exhausting and unsustainable way to live. Summers are brutal. Winters are worse. Ammunition costs money. Weapons require maintenance. Food attracts animals. People steal your shit. A torn poncho in a winter rain can be a death sentence. Making fire without a lighter is goddamn near impossible. Snakes climb trees. Coyotes rip tents. Rope gets old. Backpacks get punctured. If I had to do all of that without store-bought gear and pre-cooked food I would absolutely have died.
>>49119250a guy on /k/ did it when his grandmother's house was repossessed or some shit. almost got fragged by crackheads once.
>>49119383based hoboposter telling larpers how it is
>>49118975Alright. I'll throw
>>49118510make traps everywhere, make shelter, make tools seem pretty doable
>>49118975Check these dubs
>>49118975I'd be happy with any of them honestly>inb4 roll single 0
>>49118975Rolling,hopefully I get best girl
>>49119966The digits read my mind
So are 9's khv?
>>49118975Egyptian goddess get
>>49118510So...did you post that question just to push that poorly drawn dyke shilling picture or what?
>>49118510>You're fit but are you survive in the wilderness fit?I'd fucking better be able to>t. south african
>>49118510Can you beat the current high score?
>>49120107He's a retard who just left his shit and decided to go play around in the woods. He died while only a half mile away from a fucking ranger station...after eating poisoned berries and drinking fetted water. He wanted to go play in the woods for a while then go back to his cushy fucking life.
>>49119372>>49119383>>49119372Shit, I live in the uk. Don't have to put up with extreme weather or animal niggers than will eat you in your sleep.
>>49118975Rawlllll for a white wiminz
>>49120104get the fuck out of there
>>49120248Fucking gooks are ugly
>>49120104based boer, i hope you escape that horrendous shithole known as SA, and slot as many floppies as possible in the process
>>49120195Go ahead and camp in the middle of a January nighttime rain. Tell me all about how that weather is totally manageable.
>>49118571Piss off queer
>>49118975Rolling Tiocfaidh ár lá
>>49118975Give me sum of that sweet aussie pussy
>>49118975Oh sweet merciful God, grant unto me a 3
>>49121811Dubs work too I guess
>>49118975gib to me
>>49118510>literally just fastone month is ez mode
I have contemplated quitting my job and living in the forest. My country has no real wild predators so pretty safe, the cold would be the real killer. Finding a stream to spear fish would be my go to food source, my bulking would probably suffer though.
>>49119654>>49119383People have literally done it beforeNot including everyone 10k years ago
>>49123747People did it with equipment and training. Physical fitness has not been mankind’s survival trait a third as much as tool use and social skills
>>49118542>>49118510wtf show is his from again???
>>491199950 and 9 get cookies
>>49118510I can make a fire. I can use that for heat and to distill water. I'd have to re-watch a bit of primitive technology to remember the ways he made shelters. Gathering/hunting/fishing food... I don't know but at least /fast/ has made me adapt to going without food for a while.
check 'Alone' from history channel and you will see that probably 99% of people saying they would - wont
>>49125190Those people all have modern tech as well, 10 pieces of it. The idea that a man can survive alone with 0 equipment is a fantasy more than reality. Could some bear grylls Native American trained survivalist do it? Maybe, but it’s not a guarenteed thing at all
>>49118975rolling for a darkie
>>49118510I doubt that I'd have much luck with hunting, because I'm just not very perceptive. When I go I often overlook game that's right under my nose, and people have to point it out to me.But with gathering items/food? Idk, I think I would prevent total starvation. I know what to eat in my area, and I know how to build basic shelters..So yeah, I might be able to do a month, but I'd look pretty sick by the end
>>49118975Fuck it lets go.
>>49118975Please no shitskin or Irish drunk
>>49118975How to kill a thread
>>49118975rollerino pal padrino
>>49118975Give me the Ozzie shiela cunt
>>49118510i would fuck thr irish ginger and the blonde leaf.all the others look like shit
>>49118975I want to colonize the mobunga
>>49118975Gotta do it to 'em
>>49118510Fast forward next century and theyd be gang raping uk
>>49119383Respect.This is why i hate incels here talking smack about how dumb tribes men are....if it was them theyd die fast.Cant be a tard in the wild
>>49127241True aryan....indo afro aryan
>>49122138If you are fat yes
>>49118975>tfw no south africa gf
>>49118975Gib aussie qt
I have. Granted, I had a radio so it wasn't full on Hatchet tier, but it definitely changes a person.It's harder than you think but in a real forced survival situation I think most people could do it given that they aren't a 500 pound lard and have two brain cells to rub together.
>>49118975Fuck no nut
>>49118975Gib me 3
No tech means no weapons I don't craft right? I'd probably starve or at least come out of it scrawny and malnourished. I can forage pretty safely but without a bow and some luck I doubt I'd have much chance hunting deer, I'm too loud. I'd waste a lot of energy digging trap holes that probably wouldnt catch anything.
>>49118975I pride myself on being pretty wilderness ready. I was raised around hunting and fishing/outdoors in general but it's fun af to learn. I've also seen every episode of survivorman like 3 times that show was so cash money.
>>49118510I used to live in the jungle, sounds stupid to me doing that with no tools but each to their own, society and comfortable living is pretty good man.
>>49118510>no tech at allYeah thats a no from me dawg. Give me a knife and flint/steel and i could go forever though
>>49118975Fuck rolling reeee
>>49118510Survivalfags are the only people more pathetic than fightfags. They're usually boomers trying to make up for the fact that they are useless in society or kids of said boomers that were force to learn that useless crap.
>>49118975roll for aussie
>>491189757 pls :)
>>49132703>Enjoying the outdoors is uselessHello city dwelling zoomer, hows your soifood taste
>>49118975Hong kong pls
>>49120490Dude I was in the military for ten years. Camping in rain is easy if your admin isn't up your fucking arse
>>49120130the guy who sent all those bombs is pretty based tho
>>49118975Gib 7 wife plz
>>49118510barehands is unrealistic as fuck op, even a hatchet would really tip the scales
>>49118510Literally impossible pretty much anywhere in Europe, so no.
>>49118975bow before me lads
>>49118975ROLLAN’ FOR JESUS
>>49118975lmao this thread turned into a rolling fest also roll
>>49118975please no frican
>>49119423I need a link to this. Sounds fascinating.
>>49118975give me one of the whites please
>>49141349what the fuck reroll
>>49118975anyone except the european subhumans please
>>491189753 get, but pls no shitskins
>>49118975It is time
>>49118975I WANT A QT CLEOPATRA GF, ROLLING
>>49119072The pure fears the zerk er.
>>49118975gimmi black chocolate
>>49118975thicc aussie gf plz
>>49118975Gibs canadian icegf
>>49118510i could fast for a month. i just gotta find some salt to eat
>>49118975giv thicc african qt
>>49118975Aw yeah rolling time
>>49118975Thread's already ruined so may as well
>>49118975tell me my fate photo
>>49145600uk fag for the uk fag
>>49118975Rolling for 1 or 6Dark chocolate, mm-hmm
>>49118975pls no 1
>>49118975we out here
>>49118975roll me up boss
>>49148631AHHHHH REROLL REROLL
>>49118975>>49148651FUCKIN REROLL FOR GODS SAKE
>>49148676STOP GIVING ME BROWN WOMEN
>>49148699You gotta be kidding me
>>49118571Fuck off namefag
>>49118975rolling for ireland
>>49118510It’s incredibly hard to maintain a fit body on your own for long periods in the wilderness without some form of modern increment like a small metal hatchet or the company of a few other humans to hunt and gather with, as well as the ability to stash and preserve your gathered food. Edible plants with high vitamin content, fruits, nuts, and high quality meat like venison and fish are not often all easily found in the same area. Also sure 1 deer or a boar is a fuck ton of calories but then you have to spend an entire day properly curing and smoking the meat to save the bulk of it, hopefully you have salt and somewhere dry you can put it. Also undomesticated plants aren’t much nutritionally unless you find fruit or known wild plants to have nutritional value, also certain things are seasonal. This is of course is all to maintain the defintion of fit which requires you eating like 2-4k calories daily depending on your body and how much physical work you do which would be significantly more.
>>49151471OH NO NO NO REROLL REROLL
>>49118975 pls let me have big boob.
>>49118510humans can live without food for 30 days, just need to find water and you can go without water for 10 days
>>49128831you will lose muscle but 15%bf can do 30 days
>>49118975gib leaf gf
>>49153610no gf for you
>>49118975Jesus Christ what has this board come toFACT: you wouldn’t survive 12 hours out in the wild and will never make it if you give these faggots (you)s
>>49118975pls no nigg