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You're fit but are you survive in the wilderness fit? How many of you guys can survive a month in the forest? Hunt your own food, gather your own items, no technology at all, just you and your bare hands? Anyone here going huntermode?
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>>49118510
I'd make a net a catch fish in the river. Then start a fire and a shelter. That would be enough to survive for a month I think.
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>>49118510
that pic is hot
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Just one month?
Yea thinking about it now I have the perfect place and bug out location so one month in this place would be fucking heaven
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I was planning to get into bushcrafting a while ago and ended up not carrying through with it, but I did read some books and watched some videos and although that's all theory I do think I've learned enough in order to survive some time.

The real /fit/ or fraud scenario is a prison one though, where the human factor is just a big a threat.
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>>49118510
Rolling for irish waifu
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>>49118510
Of course the aussie is an absolute sick cunt
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>>49118510
>>49118748
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>>49118975
Gib
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>>49118510
GIMME 7
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>>49118975
gib 4 8 7 dub or 5
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>>49118975
Roll
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>>49118975
Rolling

Also, yes, I was trained in the military. Rabbits etc wouldn't know what hit them. I've often dreamed about going innawoods again but I have a family now and it would be unfair. Have to make do with camping with them for now, but when the boys are old enough we're going innawoods
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>>49118975
roll
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>>49118975
rola aí mano
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>>49118975
Rolling for dubs, 3 or 4
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>>49118975
roll
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>>49118975
Rollan
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>>49118975
Rolling
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>>49118975
Fchgchuc
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>>49119034
worst girl
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>>49119039
Wtf reroll
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>>49118510

I'm a pure with 1 defence, 70 attack, 99 Strength, magic and range. Really the only scary things in wildy are zerkers, but i've beaten them for big bank loot m8.
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>>49118975
>no 9 or 0
should have put them on the platter of cookies
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>>49119072

Considering upping my atk to 75 for ags, just to really spec em out you know.
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>>49118975
RULE BRITANNIA
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>>49118975
7
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I grew up in the woods, there were trails behind the house that I would explore for hours
Never been on an extended stay but I could make traps and spearfish, shelter and fire would be relatively easy
The rest of my time I'd carve shitposts into trees about tfw no outdoorsy gf
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>>49118975
Get
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>>49118510
if it was summer I could handle it, hard to build a fire in uk woodlands any other time of year due to everything being constantly damp
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>>49119093
reroll
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>>49118975
Rolll
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I don't know why the woods aren't full of homeless people living off the land.
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>>49118975
Roll
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>>49118510
yes fit, are you survuve in the wilderness???
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>>49118510
>How many of you guys can survive a month in the forest?
Depends which forest I guess.

>Hunt your own food, gather your own items, no technology at all, just you and your bare hands?
Wait why the fuck would I do that? Our ancestors have been using tools for millions of years, and using tools to make better tools. This isn't fitness, that's masochism.
Anyway right now I'd die of hypothermia in about two days, because I ain't gonna hunt a deer and make a leather coat before I get too cold.
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>>49118975
3 4 7 get
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>>49119250
Some do, but it's pretty risky. In some places, there isnt clear property demarcation, so the run the chance of stumbling onto some dude's property and getting shot at and getting left to die (if you get shot or stabbed in a city or populated area, you can at least potentially get help from bystanders). Also greater risk of animals willing to fuck you up. Coyotes are generally skittish critters, but if you're asleep and/or carrying something tasty and they're hungry enough, you run the risk of getting jumped. Further, unless they have a guide or prior training they can wind up eating something poisonous or drink contaminated water (the homeless that aren't straight up mentally ill tend not to be too bright).

In the name of simplicity and safety, a city is better
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>>49119250
Because
>>49118510

It can't be done. Even when humans were much more habitualized to living that way, enduring those elements, etc, they couldn't do it alone. People live together. Ammunition costs money. Wounds get infected. Injuries take time to heal. If you have to gather firewood and hunt in the same day that's your whole day.

I've been homeless before and even with a job, a gym membership, rainproof ponchos, cocoon hammocks, tarps, wool blankets, a storage unit, and a bus pass, it is an exhausting and unsustainable way to live. Summers are brutal. Winters are worse. Ammunition costs money. Weapons require maintenance. Food attracts animals. People steal your shit. A torn poncho in a winter rain can be a death sentence. Making fire without a lighter is goddamn near impossible. Snakes climb trees. Coyotes rip tents. Rope gets old. Backpacks get punctured. If I had to do all of that without store-bought gear and pre-cooked food I would absolutely have died.
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>>49119250
a guy on /k/ did it when his grandmother's house was repossessed or some shit. almost got fragged by crackheads once.
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>>49118975
5
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>>49118975
rolando
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>>49119383
based hoboposter telling larpers how it is
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>>49118975
Rolling
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>>49118975
Alright. I'll throw
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>>49118510
make traps everywhere, make shelter, make tools

seem pretty doable
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>>49118975
Check these dubs
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>>49118975
I'd be happy with any of them honestly
>inb4 roll single 0
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>>49118975
Rolling,hopefully I get best girl
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>>49119966
The digits read my mind
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So are 9's khv?
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>>49118975

Egyptian goddess get
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>>49118975
roll
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>>49118510
So...did you post that question just to push that poorly drawn dyke shilling picture or what?
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>>49118510
>You're fit but are you survive in the wilderness fit?
I'd fucking better be able to
>t. south african
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>>49118510
Can you beat the current high score?
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>>49120107
He's a retard who just left his shit and decided to go play around in the woods.
He died while only a half mile away from a fucking ranger station...after eating poisoned berries and drinking fetted water.
He wanted to go play in the woods for a while then go back to his cushy fucking life.
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>>49119766
Woah
>>49118975
Also roll
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>>49118975
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>>49118975
roll
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>>49119372
>>49119383
>>49119372
Shit, I live in the uk. Don't have to put up with extreme weather or animal niggers than will eat you in your sleep.
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>>49118975
roll
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>>49118975
Rawlllll for a white wiminz
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>>49120104
get the fuck out of there
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>>49120248
Fucking gooks are ugly
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>>49118975
578 get
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>>49120104
based boer, i hope you escape that horrendous shithole known as SA, and slot as many floppies as possible in the process
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>>49118975
roll
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>>49118975
Rollino
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>>49120195
Go ahead and camp in the middle of a January nighttime rain. Tell me all about how that weather is totally manageable.
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>>49118571
Piss off queer
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>>49118975
Roll
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>>49118975
roll
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>>49118975
Riolllllll
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>>49118975
Rolling
Tiocfaidh ár lá
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>>49120927
He'll yeah
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>>49118975
rabbi
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>>49118975
roll
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>>49118975
Give me sum of that sweet aussie pussy
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>>49118975
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>>49118975
Roll
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>>49118975
Oh sweet merciful God, grant unto me a 3
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>>49121811
Dubs work too I guess
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>>49118975
gib to me
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>>49118975
roll
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>>49118510
>literally just fast
one month is ez mode
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>>49118975
ROLOLAOALOPAL
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>>49118975
Rollin
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I have contemplated quitting my job and living in the forest. My country has no real wild predators so pretty safe, the cold would be the real killer. Finding a stream to spear fish would be my go to food source, my bulking would probably suffer though.
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>>49118975
Egypt pls
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>>49119654
>>49119383
People have literally done it before
Not including everyone 10k years ago
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>>49118975
Get rolled.
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>>49118975
rol
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>>49118975
Roll
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>>49123747
People did it with equipment and training. Physical fitness has not been mankind’s survival trait a third as much as tool use and social skills
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>>49118975
Rollzomu
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>>49123667
You’d starve.
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>>49118542
>>49118510
wtf show is his from again???
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>>49119995
0 and 9 get cookies
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>>49118510
I can make a fire. I can use that for heat and to distill water. I'd have to re-watch a bit of primitive technology to remember the ways he made shelters. Gathering/hunting/fishing food... I don't know but at least /fast/ has made me adapt to going without food for a while.
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>>49118975
Roll?
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>>49118975
duuuubs
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>>49118975
faurk rerolling
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check 'Alone' from history channel and you will see that probably 99% of people saying they would - wont
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>>49118975
roll
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>>49125190
Those people all have modern tech as well, 10 pieces of it. The idea that a man can survive alone with 0 equipment is a fantasy more than reality. Could some bear grylls Native American trained survivalist do it? Maybe, but it’s not a guarenteed thing at all
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>>49118975
rolling for a darkie
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>>49118975
Rellerino
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>>49118975
Roll
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>>49118510
I doubt that I'd have much luck with hunting, because I'm just not very perceptive. When I go I often overlook game that's right under my nose, and people have to point it out to me.
But with gathering items/food? Idk, I think I would prevent total starvation. I know what to eat in my area, and I know how to build basic shelters..
So yeah, I might be able to do a month, but I'd look pretty sick by the end
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>>49118975
rolla
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>>49118975
Fuck it lets go.
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ROLL
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>>49118975
role
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>>49118975
Please no shitskin or Irish drunk
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>>49118975
How to kill a thread
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>>49118975
rillin dollim
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>>49118975
re roll
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>>49118975
Irish
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>>49118975
rawl
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>>49118975
Eire
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>>49118975
rollerino pal padrino
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>>49118975
roll
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>>49118975
rollio
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>>49126879
re roll
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>>49118975
Give me the Ozzie shiela cunt
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>>49118510
i would fuck thr irish ginger and the blonde leaf.
all the others look like shit
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>>49118975
roll
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>>49118510
>>49118975
ehmm
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>>49118975
roll
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>>49118975
Roll
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>>49118975
Rolllling
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>>49118975
I want to colonize the mobunga
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>>49118975
roll
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>>49118975
GIB
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>>49118975
Gotta do it to 'em
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>>49118510
Fast forward next century and theyd be gang raping uk
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>>49118975
rollerrro
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>>49119383
Respect.
This is why i hate incels here talking smack about how dumb tribes men are....if it was them theyd die fast.

Cant be a tard in the wild
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>>49118975
roll
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>>49127241
True aryan....indo afro aryan
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>>49118510
Big guy
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>>49122138
If you are fat yes
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>>49118975
yeeeee leggp
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>>49118975
>tfw no south africa gf
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>>49118975
CMON
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>>49118975
boi
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>>49118975
ROLL AGAIN
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>>49118975
Gib aussie qt
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>>49118975
gub 5
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>>49118975
roll
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>>49118975
Roll
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>>49118975
Roll
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>>49118975
rollingstein
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>>49118975
Roll
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I have. Granted, I had a radio so it wasn't full on Hatchet tier, but it definitely changes a person.
It's harder than you think but in a real forced survival situation I think most people could do it given that they aren't a 500 pound lard and have two brain cells to rub together.
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>>49118975
roll
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>>49118975
reeeeeee
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>>49118975
Rolling drolling
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>>49118975
Fuck no nut
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>>49118975
Rowlin
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>>49118975
roll
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>>49118975
Gib me 3
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>>49118975
rollerino
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>>49118975
Rolling
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No tech means no weapons I don't craft right? I'd probably starve or at least come out of it scrawny and malnourished. I can forage pretty safely but without a bow and some luck I doubt I'd have much chance hunting deer, I'm too loud. I'd waste a lot of energy digging trap holes that probably wouldnt catch anything.
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>>49118975
I pride myself on being pretty wilderness ready. I was raised around hunting and fishing/outdoors in general but it's fun af to learn. I've also seen every episode of survivorman like 3 times that show was so cash money.
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>>49118975
ROLL
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>>49118975
rolling
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>>49118975
rolling
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>>49118975
7 get
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>>49118975
Rollin'
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>>49118510
I used to live in the jungle, sounds stupid to me doing that with no tools but each to their own, society and comfortable living is pretty good man.
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>>49118975
Rollin'
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>>49118510
>no tech at all
Yeah thats a no from me dawg. Give me a knife and flint/steel and i could go forever though
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>>49118975
Fuck rolling reeee
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>>49118510
Survivalfags are the only people more pathetic than fightfags. They're usually boomers trying to make up for the fact that they are useless in society or kids of said boomers that were force to learn that useless crap.
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>>49118975
roll for aussie
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>>49118975
7 pls :)
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>>49118975
rowling
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>>49118975
ROLLING
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>>49118975
roll
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>>49132703
>Enjoying the outdoors is useless
Hello city dwelling zoomer, hows your soifood taste
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>>49118975
Hong kong pls
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>>49120490
Dude I was in the military for ten years. Camping in rain is easy if your admin isn't up your fucking arse
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>>49118975
ROLL
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>>49120130
the guy who sent all those bombs is pretty based tho
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>>49118975
Gib 7 wife plz
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>>49118975
rollan
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>>49118975
Reroll
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>>49118975
Roll
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>>49118975
rollin
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>>49118510
barehands is unrealistic as fuck op, even a hatchet would really tip the scales
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>>49118510
Literally impossible pretty much anywhere in Europe, so no.
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>>49118975
Brappftpofptfoo
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>>49118975
roll
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>>49118975
Roll
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>>49118975
yeah ight
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>>49118975
bow before me lads
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>>49118975
ROLLAN’ FOR JESUS
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>>49118975
Rawlin
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>>49118975
lmao this thread turned into a rolling fest
also roll
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>>49118975
roll
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>>49118975
rollin'
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>>49118975
please no frican
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>>49118975
Rollio
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>>49118975
roll
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>>49118975
Rolling Rolling
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>>49118975
Rawlz
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>>49119423
I need a link to this. Sounds fascinating.
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>>49118975
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>>49118975
damn you
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>>49118975
give me one of the whites please
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>>49118975

roll
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>>49141349
what the fuck reroll
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>>49118975
roll
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>>49118975
anyone except the european subhumans please
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>>49141413
nice
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>>49118975
3 get, but pls no shitskins
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>>49118975
It is time
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>>49118975
Rolllingz
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>>49118975
EIRE
I
R
E
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>>49118975
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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>>49118975
lets seee
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>>49118975
roll
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>>49118975
I WANT A QT CLEOPATRA GF, ROLLING
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>>49118975
Roll
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>>49141662
Shit
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>>49118975
roooool
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R...r.rollling
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Rolling
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Last one.
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>>49119072
The pure fears the zerk er.
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>>49118975
gimmi black chocolate
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>>49118975
thicc aussie gf plz
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>>49118975
aussie plz
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>>49118975
Gibs canadian icegf
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>>49118975
Roll
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>>49118510
i could fast for a month. i just gotta find some salt to eat
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>>49118975
Giibbb
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>>49118975
rollins
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>>49118975
Roll
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>>49118975
giv thicc african qt
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>>49118975
Aw yeah rolling time
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>>49118975
rollan
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>>49118975
GET
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>>49118975
roll
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>>49118975
roll
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>>49118975
rollerinio
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>>49118975
Thread's already ruined so may as well
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>>49118975
H
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>>49118975
tell me my fate photo
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>>49118975
roolio
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>>49118975
Rolling
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>>49118975
:)
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>>49145600
uk fag for the uk fag
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>>49118975
gib poojeta
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>>49118975
Rolling for 1 or 6

Dark chocolate, mm-hmm
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>>49118975
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>>49145960
Fug, rerollan'.
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>>49118975
pls no 1
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>>49118975
AAAAAHHHHH
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>>49118510
Gimme
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>>49118975
banana
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>>49118975
Roll
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>>49118975
we out here
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>>49118975
gimme dubs
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>>49118975
roll
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>>49118975
roll
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>>49118975
R
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>>49118975
Roll
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>>49118975
roll me up boss
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>>49148631
AHHHHH REROLL REROLL
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>>49118975
>>49148651
FUCKIN REROLL FOR GODS SAKE
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>>49148676
STOP GIVING ME BROWN WOMEN
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>>49148699
You gotta be kidding me
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>>49148715
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>>49118571
Fuck off namefag
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>>49118975
Roll
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>>49118975
mkay
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>>49118975
Roller
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>>49118975
rolling for ireland
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>>49118510
It’s incredibly hard to maintain a fit body on your own for long periods in the wilderness without some form of modern increment like a small metal hatchet or the company of a few other humans to hunt and gather with, as well as the ability to stash and preserve your gathered food. Edible plants with high vitamin content, fruits, nuts, and high quality meat like venison and fish are not often all easily found in the same area. Also sure 1 deer or a boar is a fuck ton of calories but then you have to spend an entire day properly curing and smoking the meat to save the bulk of it, hopefully you have salt and somewhere dry you can put it. Also undomesticated plants aren’t much nutritionally unless you find fruit or known wild plants to have nutritional value, also certain things are seasonal.

This is of course is all to maintain the defintion of fit which requires you eating like 2-4k calories daily depending on your body and how much physical work you do which would be significantly more.
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>>49118975
Hehe
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>>49118975
roll
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>>49118975
Roll
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>>49151471
OH NO NO NO REROLL REROLL
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>>49118975
Rollll
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>>49118975
give ireland
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>>49118975
roll
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>>49118975
roller
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>>49118975
pls let me have big boob.
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>>49118975
reroll
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>>49118975
roll
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>>49118510
humans can live without food for 30 days, just need to find water and you can go without water for 10 days
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>>49128831
you will lose muscle but 15%bf can do 30 days
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>>49151719
re nigga
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>>49118975
Yeet
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>>49118975
rolllll
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>>49119271
Niggerd
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>>49118975
gib leaf gf
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>>49118975
hello
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>>49118975
roll
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>>49153610
no gf for you
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>>49118975
Jesus Christ what has this board come to
FACT: you wouldn’t survive 12 hours out in the wild and will never make it if you give these faggots (you)s
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>>49118975
pls no nigg
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>>49118975
Roll
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>>49118975
roll
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>>49118975
roll
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roll



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