>got ears pierced cause all the tiktok chads girls thirst over have earrings>just feel like a retarded faggotI can't believe I fell for it.I'm trying to resist just taking them out forever since my hair is about to be long enough to cover my ears anyways. What are the least gay type of earring?
>>17578374Imagine mangling your body because tik tok told you so lmao
>>17578374>What are the least gay type of earringnone
idk what side of tiktok you're on but i do not see that shit
>>17578374>>17578378Top Fucking Kek. Glad I didn't fall for this shit. Not getting any tattoos either.>>17578381Simple diamond studs is the only correct answer
>>17578374holy fuck just let it heal over if you don't like them you spastic. try other earrings out but otherwise wasted threadsage
>>17578374>>got ears pierced cause all the tiktok chads girls thirst over have earringsthat thinking has always been so dumb to me. those people are attractive DESPITE having earrings, not because of them. same for instagram stacies with tattoos and piercings. an average looking girl just looks way worse with those to anyone but a handful of fetishists
>>17578442I'm very feminine looking and got called gay by 4chan /fit/, reddit (I posted in r/amiugly and got comments asking if I was a FtM tranny) and random people in real life (while leaving the gym some guy yelled at me that he wanted to fuck me in the ass) this is despite just being a normal straight guy, with normal length hair who dresses normally.clearly I don't have the genetics to be handsome in a traditional way so I thought by leaning into the kpop maxxing aestetic I could become attractive to some women at least. Also I figured other men clearly don't respect me when I look normal anyways so it doesn't matter if I try the kpop look
A lot of straight guys in my uni wear nail polish and I constantly scream inside considering their nailbeds are so uggo and it just accentuates even more.>>17578477Post face. This sounds interesting
>>17578433studs look so fucking gay stop lying
>>17578374always funny when hipcels try to take pictures like that to fake v taper.
>>17578374Won't the holes close if you don't put are earrings? I think it's how it works in the first 2 years. You can let the holes close
>>17578477wow, maybe build you physique? I know right, what a crazy idea!!! I'm so quirky like that |=|=|==|Fuck you lazy fag
>>17578374you could also just, like, take them out. if you haven't had them very long the hole will heal completely
>>17578738My god this guy is going to look back on himself in 10 years and cringe at how much of a softboi faggot he was
>>17579093shhhh
>>17578385its a curated experience, OP is gay
>>17578381pirate ringsimple diamond studs are the gayest looking kind
why are zoomers so unoriginal?
>>17578477>I posted in r/amiugly and got comments asking if I was a FtM tranny
>>17578374you will never look like an anime characteryou will never look like a kpop faggotyou will never look attractive to womenyou will look like a faggot and men will laugh at youyou will be ashamed to be seen in public
>>17578433Not accusing you of being a tradcel.But for some reason tradcels have decided that tattoos = le bad for some reason in recent years. Anyone know why? I'm assuming they, like every community worship some retard e-celeb who gives them their opinions, maybe that's what happened.
>>17578477>looks FtM>could get easy dick and puss from femboy enthusiasts>straightgod is funny, you got given gold but you're stranded on an island. very unfortunate anon, perhaps you can confide with trannoid gigahons over on >>>/lgbt/
>>17578378Haha... yeah.
>>17578374Get medium sized gold earrings, grow a goattee, develop a beer gut. Boomermaxxing is the only escape faggot
>>17578374Bro just be yourself and confident, if you have them it will just be icing on a cake. Also ignore other kiddies, I have bridge and both ears pierced and I don't really care especially with my crusty punk, edgelord emo metal aesthetic. Just be yourself and be confident and all the women will stick to you trust me anon. and it's never to late even if you are tatted everything goes away with years.
>>17579984Bro they didn't even keep the nipples, really out here repping that Ken doll look
>>17579560Fuck off cretin
>>17579984>now there is a pair of tits somewhere in the trash bin
>>17579551>in recent yearsOh man
>>17578374damn, how do I achieve a belly like that?
>>17578378Parents do this to their sons because the doctor tells them to
>>17579984>hi guys just interrupting this thread to talk about trans people!
>>17581621pouty badass tatted king fuck
>>17579463*St. Elmo's Fire* Tommy Cruise
>>17578374the lost boys
>>17578374you probably just got gay ones, just get normal ones keki want that dudes physique
I work at a bar where 90% of the regulars are boomer men. Recently got some earrings after years of not wearing them despite having them pierced. Get tons of compliments from women and none of the guys have said anything. Recently got some new chains too, 16" so you'd think ppl would have something to say but not heard anything negative. Fuck what anybody thinks
>>17579463>>17581657>"St. Elmo's Fire" I' meant *Rob Lowe* ^
I have a bunch of piercings but that's because I think they're neat; I don't use tick tock or whatever other social media, and can't imagine making semi-permanent changes to my body because of some trend the algorithm is pushing this week
>>17578793then he'd look even more gay
>>17581953that is indeed johnny depp
>>17579551>tradcels have decided>Anyone know why?>they>community>e-celebwoman moment
>>17578374>be me>get earing>get called a fegit>be brave>keep em>ear gets inflamedis this my ear calling me a fag?
>>17579551>defends tattoos>has an obvious sub-100 IQJust keep it up queen, everything you're doing is good
>>17578730madders is 100% a fruitim convinced the only reason he didnt go to arsenal is cause of all the africans and boogs who'd have a problem with him being a fruit
>>17580099Nah they definitely sold them just like foreskins
>>17578374I think you're looking good OP, don't let the voices and insecurities stop you!
>>17580099So you're saying they're just out there for the taking / pillow making?
>>17583849He's 100% a chuff bandit
>>17584383like a Boss, fuuuck
>>17578374hes hot though , dem abs girl, nice
>got ears pierced cause all the tiktok chads girls thirst over have earringsThere's your mistake>Doing anything for pussy ngmi
>>17578374why didnt you just get pressure earrings
>>17585664ID on the backpack?
>>17585683nvmd, found it - Nike Utility Speed or Utility Heat
>>17578374I got them too and it felt pretty faggy at first, but I got used to it and now I love it. I ALWAYS get compliments from girls on them as well.
>>17578374Good looking dudes can experiment with more feminine fashionIf you're less than a 7/10 stuck to the fundementals.
>>17578374Try some Hamefudas or whatever they're called
they only look good if you aren't ugly, are you ugly anon?
Got a helix piercing and put a small gold hoop on it. Men don't notice it and women always give compliments.
>>17587016whoaa
>>17578374Dudes who go full Hunchback of Notre Dame when they post photos lmao. How can you look like this and still be such an insecure faggot?
>>17579551I never liked tattos in the first place, most of them are meaningless and have ugly aesthetics which condition what you can be like.
>>17588542that pic is definitely not OP lol
Just go full spic and get studs or something like some SoCal dude
>>17578374If you're ugly obviously it won't work LOL
>>17578374you look like a giant faggotno gay guy will be attracted to you.
>>17581621The new trailer park chic
I used to be depressed about being a 30yo but threads like this make me thankful I escaped the absolute retardation and undiluted mental illness of the zoomer generation.Can't stop laughing.
>>17578374Why do you tards do this to yourselves? Stand up
>>17591125very high T tatted chad ngl
>>17589872>>17591125>>17591130Homo (derogatory)
>>17578374Seeing guys like this activates some type of primal instinct to severe their fucking heads off with a dull blade and bathe in their hiv positive blood
>>17578374I just want to twist this faggots head off
>>17578374>>17591494>>17591496he is an hot ebro chad like Vinny Hacker, who he's trying to emulate, stay jelly
This thread is the only proof you need to call Navi me yourself that earrings is too homo.
>>17588994NTA but: Obviously. But what’s funny is my gf pointed out the other day that dudes stand like this and I don’t pay enough attention to social media to notice, but here is the proof I guess. Dude in OPs pic is a fag and looking excessively masculine doesn’t make it really so
>>17583540You got it on the right ear most likely. Everyone respects and fears you when it's on the left. >>17585664Goofy ass glasses
>>17592316>>17588542its to make their abs look more defined
>>17581427Underrated post.
>>17592348This just in: water is wetNo shit, SherlockStill cringe as hell
>>17592363t. fatty
>>17592425True. Got me. Time to consoom 4 Big Macs and then photoshop abs onto myself to dissappoint women I match with on Tinder when they see me irl
Here's my earrings. I bought a 3 size pack off amazon to test which size I liked best. 6/8/10mm. 6 was too small to fit, 10 was too big/gay looking. I get compliments from hoes all the time on them. If you have the right face, a little shiny shiny goes a long way.
>>17593447>>17578374Lookin effay my dudehoops and studs are best earrings for dudes tb-h, unless you're going for unconventional bohemian rocker look
>>17591125wow, he has an extremely masculine and handsome face, but those piercings are powerful enough to make him look like a fruity bitch
>>17593447they actually do look good, idk about he necklace though, a bit thick
those are some childbearing hips
>>1759513113mm, I like it. I think you'd get it more with a better sense of my style. The grey hoodie doesn't really tell you anything
>>17595805who dis scruffy twink cutie
>>17578374TikTok girls thirst over hot faces, height and Norwood 1 hairline not your fucking earrings, retard
>>17592333> Everyone respects and fears you when it's on the left. The fuck, why?
>>17596162Left is right and right is wrong.
>>17578374if you look like an effeminate homo then your earrings will look effeminate and homosexual. if you look masculine your earrings will look masculine. it's not complicated
>>17589003>you look like a giant faggot>no gay guy will be attracted to you.?
>>17596067https://twitter.com/mattjoans?lang=en
>>17578374I am a straight male and this isn't a great picture to base my opinion on, but dude isn't that good looking. Certainly not ugly, but he's actually a good example of someone who gave themselves appeal by gymcelling and finding a niche (in his case the tiktok fag look). You should follow his example just be confident nigga
>>17579551tattoos are usually prohibited by most interpretations of christianity, altho it varies a lot. also talking like this about people indicates youre v internet poisoned, quit social media (you should anyways)
>>17598647>You should follow his exampleNo, thank you. For how many memes has this guy fallen?>curl bro routine for monkey chest and arms with no core strength whatsoever >pouty mouthy selfie after shower>earrings way over the top/ out of his league And this is assuming the hair isn't done, yet, and we still have to see what horrors await when he's dressed. I'm not picky, but this meme shit is offputting. OP chose this pic for a reason.
>>17600365kino diamond stud and shaved pattern brow fuck
>>17578538>straight guys
>>17598897cute
>>17578374all earings are gay you faggot
nah it suits you
>>17578374god you're hot wtfanyways, there's clear or 'invisible' studs. get these i guess.
>>17578374Might as well put on a lipstick, grow your hair and get a tramp stamp
>>17602931looks like a FTM
>>17595129he has a subtle but very obvious gay face
>>17598897The only reason this guy isn't living in a trailer park is because he can kick a leather ball.
>>17591494only thing severe here is your mental illness
>>17581640>trans people>peopleNo.
>>17579551I'm getting turned off by most of tattos on girls, I can't even tell why. Instant boner killer for me. It's really rare for me to find them attractive, they rarely match the person for me.As for me, I think I have some type of OCD, even if I decided to get one, I would be scratching my skin to the bone next week. The idea of never being able to get truly naked is repulsive to me.
>>17579463Fashion is cyclical. I am eager to emrace this aesthetic
>>17586004Bros...say it ain't so... I always wanted to get my ear pierced but I'm just a regular guy and not hot>>17581946>>17580057I want to believe this but I know you pull it off because you're probably good looking
>>17605360>you're probably good lookingyou have to work on your confidence bro. there must be something in you that you're proud of deep down, not something you achieved but something you were born with, take that and bolster it to an asshole level. I've seen plenty of fat and/or ugly mf's score some solid 10/10's
>>17578477Post physique
>>17605360You clearly missed out on being a little chav where you got your ears pierced as a matter of course.I didn't wear mine for years but always liked the option of putting a pair in.
I fell for cargo pants meme and clip on earrings. I wore the cross ones.I got zoomedMale earrings are fine but those in op are gay
>>17605974NGL wish I was Born a zoomer and not a millennial. I was born in 1994 just missed it
>>17591499Wish I looked like Vinny. No cap
>>17605387Thanks for the pep talk man>>17605974Yeah, clearly
>>17605974>I didn't wear mine for years but always liked the option of putting a pair in.Same, it is something more than just the accessory of it. I think the flash/brightness you see out of the corner of your eye brings attention to your eyes, your teeth, makes them look brighter? Something like that. I think silver achieves the same effect. That's why I love silver, gold can sometimes come off as dirty, esp gold grills and just the way gold less than 18k generally looks
>>17606036Mate I was born in '93 and got my left ear pierced in 1999, then the right in '05.
Bros, I'm 29 and never got my ears pierced. Should I? (just the left ear, not the gay ear)
>>17608342We live in a society where if you chopped your dick off and claimed to be a woman you'd be applauded.If you want to get your ear pierced no one is going to blink.
>>17603954right on anon
>>17598897cannot get over his colossally shit haircut
>>17579984ngl besides being a degenerate tranny that shit goes hard as fuck. gives me Guts balck swordsman vibes, like sup bitch i took a bastard sword to the chest and survived
>>17608751It is obscene, however much money you give a council estate boy he still can't find a barber.
>>17598897>>17603230>>17608751>>17609880jealous /fa/ggots kys
>>17578374>Got twoFaggots just get one come on now… If you get two you are probably homo-maxing.
>>17578374Go full Howl mode
>>17610054The only thing he has that I'm not jealous of is his shit lid
>>17579551Show me a single respectable person that has tattoos. It's as simple as that.
>>17596162Left ear buccaneer right ear queer
>>17578378If you wanna fuck hot women then you better emulate what the guys that already do are doing. Don't act as if everything you do is original.
>>17611130it needs gel for a peak chav look
>>17611626Full frosted tips is peak chav, with a Nike tick shaved into the side of your head
>>17578730madders, dcl, and anthony gordon just need to smash boyholes together already ffs
>>17612891Reason Gordon left Everton was DCL wouldn't let him smash and stole his purse
>>17612944cool Vans ngl
>>17579551tradcel here, for me its>tattoos on men cool if done right, almost never good on women>piercings on women cool if done right, almost never good on men
I'm wearing this simple hoodie. Face is all that matters.
>>17578374fucking nerd
>>17579984>satanic tattoosmany such cases!
>>17579551Old Testament injunction in Leviticus against tattoos on body, iirc.
>>17579551I dislike tatoos because you can't change it. If the artist fuck up or regret it later, there is almost nothing you can do without disfiguring yourself further.I find tatoos on women offputting because someone elses hand permanently imprinted something on them. If I did it, I wouldn't mind as much, but I can't draw, much less in ink.The only tatoos I *can* respect are Japanese gang ones, since they border art.
>>17584383average french guy who will mug you lolthis is a lowlife costume btw, don't copy this if you're american
this thread is full of softboy faggots with pierced ears. how come there isn't a single pic of classic masculinity with earrings? is it really impossible to look masculine with earrings?
>>17578374Anything you do for fashion, do it because YOU like it and want to, not because fags on tiktok or anywhere else are doing it and you think it will get you laid. You need to have the matching energy to rock the fit and own the fit, otherwise it doesn’t work. Basic first rule.>the man makes the fit, the fit does not make the man.
>>17579551Every generation has this phase where they think Tattoos are bad, it's called getting old. Even the hippie generation had this phase.When you get old, that ink that once looked proud against your skin starts to look fucking disgusting against your discolored wrinkles, nobody respects it, everyone thinks it looks like shit once you hit ~40. And if you put it someplace visible, good luck explaining to anyone why the fuck you did it, especially an employer
>>17619020there's one and it's the 80's icon of unobtainium looks >>17579463problem with earrings is the same problem with chonky boots and tons of denim, it's not that it can't look good, it's that it doesn't look good on everyone
>>17620099hiii
>>17578374men have pierced their ears for millenia and looked bamf, so dont worry about it
>>17619974actually amongst my peers at work theres been a recent resurgence of +40 yr olds getting new ink done after not having any in the past 20 years so it seems we are on the cusp of a new tattoo renaissance of sorts
>>17578374guys with an alt vibe are extremely sexy with pierced earsthere was one guy i met with a pierced tongue and i bet he was gay but it was so hot i still think about him sometimes
>>17619953The 40 y/o zoomer
i automatically assume people with tattoos and piercings (unless you are female and have exactly 2 ear lobe studs) are subhuman goy cattle. i will always talk down to you and immediately hide my belonging from you if you approach me. if you have a nose piercing, especially a ring through the septum i will probably ignore you to your face as that is probably the most repulsive thing you can subject someone to look at on a regular basis.
hairstyle like a beard for weak jaw.
>>17608831taking a sword to the chest in battle is basedcutting your tits off because you're deranged is cringenote the difference in context
>>17611603Absolutely pathetic mindset. NGMI.
>>17618706Based Vincentposter
This thread literally just confirmed what OP was sayingIt really looks gay
>>17578538I fell for this meme too because Lou Reed. Unsurprisingly everyone thought I was as gay as him. I didn't get me laid. So I ditched it. Only look that got me laid was when I started dressing like the Goose. True story.
>>17579984i swear half of these gender surgeons are literally showing up high or drunk to work.
>>17578374Just google: pirate earringalso get a tricorne and parrot
I feel like you're intentionally looking for the gayest possible examples to post here
>>17578477>while leaving the gym some guy yelled at me that he wanted to fuck me in the asslol
>>17607116>1993 born>1999 1st ear piercedYou got your ear pierced for zircone studs as 6yo chav?!? Do they really in Essex?
How the fuck is this thread still here
>>17628428Yeahh, every day I'm like astonished af.
>>17578374earrings are hot as fuck. more men could stand to fall for the meme.
>>17628296Southampton actually and I was five, my parents were socially responsible and took me at the start of the summer holidays so I wouldn't have to miss any PE at school while it was healing.But yeah it was around the time footballers and pop stars all started wearing diamond studs and my big brother got his done so of course I wanted one too.
>>17578477most kpop idols wear minimal earrings, the only one with big earrings was Jimin of bts
>>17629488Cool parents and lads following effay footie idols trends. Based.
>>17581427Right? Fuck Jews and Muslims and their shitty religion. If circumcision was never part of it, never became a thing, or died out long ago like it should have, I wouldn't care so much. But it is still a thing, and for people to keep enabling it to be a thing is disgusting. Even moreso when people, especially women, joke and mock about it like it's nothing and are so brainwashed to think an uncircumcised penis is gross or weird. How would they like it if they were strapped down still awake without anesthesia and had their shit cut up. I'm sure they'd change their minds then. And everyone's protesting the wrong things. There needs to be more protesting circumcision and anti-circumcision groups and awareness. Everyone needs to be a lot more vocal about it.
>>17630430And fuck the medical industry and education not showing or teaching about the full penis with foreskin.
>>17578374i would say gauges, if you count those as earrings, but only if you're into that sort of subculture. just plain studs are the "least gay" type of actual earring and even then they're a bit fruity. a man wearing any kind of dangling earring is either pretending to be ironically gay, or legitimately extremely gay, and will not attract even a fraction as many girls as they will attract other gay men.
>>17631019>>17631052yeahh it's kinda fruity but works on athletic bros like in linked post.
>>17631019based deano
>>17608831Very Facebook/Reddit post
>>17631052Gauges are probably the worst earring choice unless you stay small which kinda defeats the point of them imo. I wanted them in my emo phase from 15-19 but never went bigger than 6mm and even then my holes are pretty big but some of my friends who went bigger have got crusty dangling lobes and look disgusting.
>>17619956Only worthwhile post ITT
>>17598964old testament nigga
>>17618883old testament also says you cant wear clothes made of two different garments and have to regularly sacrifice animalstheres a reason there is an old and new testament
Vinnie Hacker is ur model
>>17636952who's the free work janitor fag that's keeping this palestinian propoganda party thread up for 6 weeks
>>17634496>old testament also says you cant wear clothes made of two different garmentsThis was a coded/metaphorical/esoteric injunction against race mixing, which is still bad.>regularly sacrifice animalsWe don't do that anymore but as a meat eater I wish we did
>>17578374one earring on the left ear. just one. when you have a earring on the right ear, that means youre unironically a faggot.
>>17578374>just feel like a retarded faggotThats why you can't pull it off. Both men and women can smell insecurity from a mile away. Stop giving a fuck whether or not they look gay or what /fa/ or women think. If YOU like them, keep them. If you don't, get rid of them.
>>17608831>Anime doesn't make you fucking retarded bro
what if a guy has a small ear piercing on each eardoes that mean he’s a faggotim just worried because the guy im working under right now has them and he’s probably 70 pounds heavier than me, and that’s probably all muscle
>>17637216i should probably add that he has a gf so maybe im safe
>>17637253You can be his gf too, anon
>>17637256heavens nounless it gets me a promotion…
why the fuck is this still alive holy shit, stop talking about earrings you fags this isn't some earing general make seperate threads
I need this thread to die. >>17637815It's one fucking faggot who is autistically keeping it alive on purpose
>>17579984scar on the right honestly looks kinda dope. shame about the mental illness tho
>>17637815Stop talking about earrings in a thread about earrings, instead start a new thread about earrings to talk about earrings?
>>17578374>got ears piercedya blew it. hope you enjoy cock up your ass for the rest of this and every other life you live till you get it right.
>>17603954>I am eager to emrace this aestheticwhat the fuck do you even mean? nigger just wear that aesthetic. god damn now I remember why I never come to /fa/ too many insecure r9k posters looking to get some sort of affirmation
>>17605360>but I'm just a regular guy and not hotnah you're gay if you want your ears pierced. don't forget some throw away tattoo on your arm/wrist/bicep while you're at it.
>>17625471this nigga on the verge of tears lookin like 24 going on 40. this nigga got city miles on him. if you asked about his struggle he'd tell you how many times him and his boys were out looking for gear in the rain. nigga look like his parents pay his rent AND he can't read. this nigga look like he standing on a foot stool for a photo. this nigga look like he borrows speed stick from his friend who lives in a van. this nigga look like he can't afford the water bill but gets haircut allowance. worst of all the one thing that I simply cannot abide by any means>this nigga look like he has an earring that he chose to get
>>17639395That may be but he does make his living as a model
how the fuck is this thread still alive?
>>17640572looks like this guy>>17640703>>17642094is desperately trying to find a job that pays more than a one time photo shoot??? Despite looking like a benjamin button disease old kid with unforgivable earrings.
What the fuck I swear this thread was gone yesterday
>>17578374friend, the gay bar is somewhere else
I was on the fence about getting my lobes pierced but this thread convinced me to do it
>>17642094>>17643652>>17637815>>17637935>>17636954yeahh ikr, how is it possible that the drop-earring eboy faggot thread's still going on wtf
>>17643955probably paid some fiver poojeet to bump
If I get my ears pierced how long will it be until I can actually wear normal earrings? I'm absolutely obsessed with drop earrings but I remember reading some shit about having to leave in studs in your ears for them to heal right for like 3 months and I can't say I quite like studs.
>>17644441You can literally switch your piercing studs out for whatever earrings you want to wear as soon as you have your ears pierced.The 6 week to 6 month timeframe they give you for wearing your piercing studs is because piercing studs are a wider diameter than normal earrings so if you wear them for the recommended time period you end up with nice round holes which can hold any earring with no difficulty. If you switch out your piercing studs straight away you may find it hard to put bigger earrings in.The best thing to do is keep the piercing studs in at night and switch out to the drop earrings you like during the day.
>>17608831Spotted the troon
>>17620099>Please, take a picture while I blow on my tea<>What?>hiiiiii
Honestly I think earrings are pretty tame by today's standards, it doesn't really shock anyone that much, I am surprised to hear anyone call it gay but I have lived in liberal cities for many years, feeling scared of getting earring is really funny.
>>17593447You look sleazy and like you work minimum wage
>>17578374How has this thread still been alive for almost a week now
>>17578374>>17645287>last week• 13 April 2023 thread createdthe thread of the undead tatted earring e-brosmuuuaaahhahaaahahaahaa
>>17644947Thank you! I can't wait to get my ears pierced with that issue solved :D
>>17579551I am Han Chinese and tattoos have been seen as retarded and barbarian since 5000 years ago. Studies showing that tattoo ink damages the liver and stains lymph nodes simply confirms this even more. What recent years? It's always been seen as degenerate by dominant cultures around the world.
>>17646272Imagine a dog eating bugman trying to define something as barbarian. And claiming to be a dominant culture, did you forget your entire history of being fucked by anyone that became aware of your pitiful peasant existence?Now stop wasting your two minute lunch break from the slave factory making my disposable consumer goods and suck off a bat to make the next disease.
>>17579984I can't escape from trannies even on this board god damnit thats so grotesque WHERE ARE THE NIPPLES??
