Have you noticed how all zoomer haircuts are styled to hide their receding hairline. Vid related is the zoomer balding Olympics. I don't think I've ever seen a zoomer with short hair or a buzzcut and the buzz has been a staple for like 100 years. Why is this happening to zoomies?
Seed oils, microplastics, nicotine
>>17359289Holy shit. They all have comb overs lmao wtf.
>>17359289Yeah I noticed that. I feel bad for them. No wonder zoomer girls date older men. They don't want little boys who are balding. Women hate bald men lmao.
>>17359289This would explain why this board is so obsessed with balding even though everyone here is like 16.
>>17359289Why is this a bad thing? I don't get why looking better is bad
>>17359319The bad part is just how young they are going bald.
Why is this happening to us bros. My hairline is like the last guys. Been receding ever since I was 12 I'm 18 now.
>>17359289save for the asian, none of these kids are balding you retards. They have large foreheads.
>>17359291Despite these things, my hairline is doing just fine.
>>17359289second and third stopped kind of early it looked like wigs were coming off at that point
>>17359790/threadThese millenials don't know about zoomer memes kek
>>17359289Man what the fuck is going on
zoomer with a buzz cut reporting inama
>>17359847grow your hair, why would you look like a camp survivor
>>17359857Ironically you now stand out more with a buzz cut because no one has one. Thats why I like it plus it has a coolish punk look
>>17359289Insanely grim, what are they putting in the water?
>>17359311>No wonder zoomer girls date older men. They don't want little boys who are balding.not this fucking guy again lmao. how are you in every thread