What is the quietest way to cut or break one link on a metal chain? I need to work at night and I don't want to wake anyone up
>help me break in /diy/
>>2714441Personally, I just put the chain in the crook of my elbow and flex my massive biceps which rips even the most sturdy chain into pieces. However, always remember to wear safety glasses since the subsequent explosion is of a such high power that you could get molten metal in your eyes
>>2714441Bolt cutters. The loudest part of that will be when the broken chain falls.How loud is thermite?
>>2714449Thermite can be very loud depending on noise pollution/amount of thermite. A small amount shouldn't make any more than 40db.
unrelated but whats the quietest way to break a pane of glass
>>2714441Put the chain in a vacuum. The lack of particles in the vacuum doesn't allow for vibration or sound to be heard. You can also try freezing it to the point it just shatters. Put into some cryo chamber and remove when frozen. Break. ???? Profit.
>>2714584Depending on the glass, it’s really not loud when you shatter glass with some pointy thing like a rescue tool or whatever. It’s just a small tap, but then you would have to grab the larger pieces out before they all come crashing down.>>2714538This
>>2714594flood the house with carbon dioxide and fuck away when everyone is dead. in Minecraft
>>2714594Also what's the quietest way to disassemble a body?
>>2714441shape charge, should cut through that baby in a fraction of a milisecond.
>>2714538
>>2714594Take her to space. You can yell as loud as you want, but no one can hear you because there no particles for the vibrations to bounce off. Also, space is pretty vast and usually empty. Just watch out for the Hubble. Those are some nosy motherfuckers.
Put the chain in an anechoic chamber. Use a microphone to record the sound, then use speakers to give the opposite wavelengths to cancel out the noise.
>>2714594wtf is wrong with you.?
>>2714449>>2714595bepis confirmed for man of the darker variety
>>2714441I simply whip out my dick and smash the chain with it. The size of my cock muffles the sound and the chain is nothing but powdered metal afterwards so makes no noise when falling to the ground. You'd best wear a face mask if you choose to do this though as breathing metal dust is not recomended.
>>2714743My mother was a whore and neglected me. I take out my anger while also Imagining I'm the men she fucked so I can feel close to her.
>>2714745Isn’t he the poster who usually puts a pack of Newports in his pics?
>>2715105You got the wrong guy. My momma just died last week. I aint like that. I can’t breathe!
>>2714613Wood chipper
>>2715105that's his wife's bull
>>2714584throw spark plug at them.
>>2714595Use a roll of contact paper to the glass before you break it. No muss, no fuss.
>>2714441Battery powered 4 inch grinder.
>>2714441
>>2714441A small cordless abrasive cutoff tool (bring extra discs) would work a treat.Ryobi are surprisingly decent (my bro prefers his to his Milwaukee).
>>2717279>middle of the nightWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEyeah no
>>2717289>this video is age restricted
>>2717288They are not silent but many are not loud and tend quieter than large angle grinders. Want really quiet but you will never buy it? A portable oxy-acetylene cutting torch. I bring mine to shorten heavy steel items to fit my trailer so your chain will be no problem. Practice turning the acetylene on low so it lights quietly then add oxygen.You will never buy it.Bolt cutters can be awkward but don't make much noise. Quiet alternative is buy matching lock, good pics etc and learn to pick it but you will never do it.
>>2717291No, he’s going to steal them. What kind of consumer do you think asks about how to quietly break chains and glass?>the same one building 129dB soundproof rooms
>>2714441A diamond hand file.
>>2714538Black Americans owe white Americans a fortune when you analyze welfare payoutsLet us know what you're giving your kind white neighbor that you need to leave it in his shed
>>2714441prayer
>>2714441AcidYou said no noise not fast
>>2714449Thermite tends to weld hence its use on railroad rail for that purpose.
>>2717449Thieves cannot always steal the tools they want, for example stealing acetylene is unlikely unless you hit a shop and that's yet another burglary.
>>27144412000 degree celsius tungsten rod will be basically silent minus a bit of a phwoosh of the steamyness
>>2718570Needs power though. Hobart briefly made a battery-powered MIG which could be used with a carbon arc torch but either method is bright as fuck.
>>2714538>cumskinlmao
>>2714441inductive heating until it melts
Entropy. Might take a while
>>2718129roll
>>2714441Karate chop
>>2714584Glass cutter and some suction cups.
>>2714592>Put the chain in a vacuumJust remove the gravity around it
Just get a cordless grinder and sneeze really loudly when you cut the chain, duh
>>2714584Apply tape on the glass, after make tape handle, hit with sharp object, pull glass out with the tape handle... your welcome
>>2715105For fucking years. I see this faggot every time I return unfortunately.
Leave it alone Tyrone
>>2721371>For fucking years. I see this faggot every time I return unfortunately.you do realize he has that faggot tendency to love it when people point out how much he sucks? (like this post; he genuinely loves this)
>>2721544his responses are some of the most beta pathetic shit I've seen>ha ha you got me good! I sure am a cuck XD!!
>>2721371>>2721544>>2721586>haters gonna hateLove u 2 bby
>>2721599I hope you beat your kids so they leave you to die in a nursing home
>>2721615>step kids
>>2721599expected response
>>2721620What am I supposed to do? Take my ball and go home because 2 random people on the internet are complaining about tripcodes?Nah, I’d rather stay and let other anons fondle my balls of wisdom.
>>2717279>Ryobi are surprisingly decent (my bro prefers his to his Milwaukee).I do a lot of my 5 finger discount purchases with a Milwaukee cordless and a cut off wheel. Protip: Use a spray bottle of water to prevent a shower of sparks, the noise is bad enough, when wet, they cut just as quick and less sparks equal less attention. Happy shopping!
>>2719037Underrated
