How do I stop these niggers from killing my ducks?
.223 works pretty well
>>2710497they get em at night. I can't say up all night on guard
>>2710505You only have to pop a few of them, they'll get the message. Other options would be dogs or a donkey. Donkeys will stomp coyotes to death
you need to establish dominance as the alpha of the pack
>>2710505Set up motion lights, get a couple dogs and set up an underground shock fence around the duck area. Train the dogs where the boundary is. OrGet a rifle, stay up once or twice and kill the coyotes.
>>2710534With your dick
>>2710489Dogs. I'm going to go with dogs. And neighbors who have guns, and dogs. Geese are loud and combative. They might slow down a coyote and alert you of issues in time.Sage advice from the other anons.
>>2710505Set up a trail camera and work out their approach and timing. Then shoot them
>>2710489make a coyote-sized rat trap
Get a donkey. They are extremely territorial and will fight multiple coyotes
>>2710505>night on guardhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eZt_Kcoi3Ck
>>2710622This is real and not a joke
>>2710508>>2710622>>2710638will the donkey stomp my ducks tho?
Pen your ducks up at night in a coyote proof pen.
>>2710641Maybe, but that’s the donkey’s business. He’s in charge now.
>>2710489Every time. Liberal faggots like you had delusions of "..who'll think of the ducklings!.." and then you went and took the ducks guns away. Then what happened..??? That's right, fuck face, duck genocie., Now you;'ve got a wolf/fox problem. Normal people warned you about it but NOOOoooo... you had to go with your delusional emotions. You can go to bed knowing that each and every one of those duck deaths is on you, Sweet dreams, princess.quack-quack-quack-QUA---!Oops, another one gone.Tranny.
>>2710489figure out which one is the alpha and rape it. the others will fall in line shortly after. within no time, you'll have your own coyote pack that will do your bidding. you could probably even train them to bring you other people's ducks.
>>2710641It might occasionally stomp one if it fucks with him but he wont intentionally go after them like coyotes. After seeing one duck get fucking obliterated by the donkey the rest will probably get the message and leave him alone.
>>2711637do these come with a built-in Yakety Sax soundtrack or is that extra?
Kill the ducks first so the yotes can’t
>>2710489Why would you want to stop them killing a pest?
>>2710508>>2710709Why can't we do the same with people?
>>2710489give them some left oversbuy a pig scrifice him and everynight drop some in area were they live or build a wall
>>2713727I tried that now I have a harem that won’t leave.
>>2710505Make a trap , one that is blocks the only entry way into a room like a garage. You can use 1 duck as b8. Get you dog to chase it around the room and when Fox is tired go in with a pipe and break its neck
>>2710505Build an autonomous turret with computer vision-based detector and a gun
>>2710489soak meat in ethylene glycol (un-bittered antifreeze). hang meat 4 to 5 ft off the ground along tree lines and fencesalternatively, get a 22-250 or 220 swift and load up some sierra game kings or nosler partitions at barrel burning speed
I saw a guy who built an anchored duck house that floated in the middle of a pond, so the predators couldn't get to the ducks at night.
>>2713956>PoisonDon't do that. It will kill scavengers and other predators.
Try wolf urine you can buy it online though depending on where you live it could be a good or bad idea
can you ship me the fangs? I need them for protection to cartel members
>>2710489>n wordgo back to /pol/
>>2714505I soak my boots in it and a chubby electrician lady has been giving me "I want you to smell my sweaty cooter" eyes.
>>2714505>try wolf urine>coyotes fuck off>wolves move in>wolves eat ducks>wolves eat donkey>neighbors start calling me Willie Wolf Piss>feelsbadman
>>2714505Also how do you know you're getting the real stuff and it's not some dude pissing in a jar and selling it for $20/pint?
>>2710489You have to secure whatever type of pen/duckhouse/coop (don’t know anything about ducks) as best you can or get a Great Pyrenees or a donkey.
>>2714559you have to taste it, if it tastes like oranges it's the real deal
>>2713999Isnt that the Goal?
>>2710534>>2710578YEAHFuck the coyotes to assert dominance
>>2711637>The Weak should fear the Strong
>>2710489You get yourself a pack of Maremma Dogs. We got 7 to keep watch over 90 head of sheep.
>>2710489You should probably smear the smell of predator urine all over the place. Including the ducks.
>>2714816What if it tastes like salty coins and milk?
>>2710489I had no idea about killer donkeys until this thread. Thanks anons.
>>2710489distract the nigger with watermelon and chicken, but don't put the bait to close to your bicycle, those are known to disappear.
>>2714532>n-wordWhat are you a future politician?
>>2714555>try wolf urine>wolves arrive>put on my wolf suit>get bred, son
>>2710505feed all the ducks heavy metals. as the coyotes eat more and more ducks, the heavy metals will build up in their system
>>2716630On cd or vinyl?
>>2710489.223 or 17 hmr , also you need a decoy call and a good spot light , practice your aim and your problems will go away,
Night vision and hunt them from midnight to 3am. Usually their prime active hours hunting and territory annoying chattering. A lot of people saying dogs but they have to be giant breeds and strong, coyotes like to hunt in packs and can fuck up mid size and smaller dogs no problem.
>>2714886I don't think he wants to kill vultures, raptors, oppossums, raccoons, and other animals. Just coyotes.
They hate loud soundsAny sound will alert the ducks that will alert you
>>2710489Search on DuckDuckGo
>>2710489>puts carnivorous plant enzymes the sand next to the lawnmower.
>>2710683Take your meds.
Put out some meat stuffed with laxatives, then have a good laff when they keep shitting themselves.
convince your ducks to identify as road runners . beep beep problem solved
>>2710489try something like this
>>2713717Because we went to a system where we elect pussies to rule over us. Without them, Detroit would probably be a nice place to live.
>>2719707Fucking lold anon
>>2710489As you do with mafia. Sacrifice few ducks then and now to feed one-two coyotes. They will become territorial and will keep away other cotiotes.
>>2710489Get a .22 rifle. Gut shoot as many as come around. They will go off and die miles away or figure out they're not wanted.
>>2722828>.22 on a coyoteI mean, they'll bleed out eventually or it will get infected I guess...
>>2723440unless you live miles from other people a subsonic .22 is probably the best option considering you're going to be doing this at like 3 am. CCI makes some nice segmented hollow point subs that would probably get the job done just fine with good shot placement.
>>2723444what kind of place can have ducks, coyotes and issues with noise?
>>2724240literally any place between a city center and uninhabited wilderness.
>>2722828.22 mag is a better choice IMO. Not too much louder and it packs a whole lot more whoopass at longer ranges and can still be suppressed fairly easily