This was funGo on Craigslist and find cool free shit in your area, post it
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>>2404240the small version of your image (I forgot what they call that) does not look like an earbud.
>>2404250thats called the thumbnail. and when I saw it before I clicked it, it looked like a dildo.
Fuck me running.
>>2404240Look like dicc
aww yeah bird time
>>2404235I know what you can use the wok on. Hope this nut job's ramble is readable.
what the fuckwhy is this 5 hours away from me god damn it
>>2404295$20 partdo normies really throw away this much stuff
The guy with the bucket filled with oil, 2x6 and required taking both has now increased the amount of shit you have to take off him to get the bucket and warped 2x6
>>2404336For reference
>>2404336hilarioisThanks for the update on this hidden treasure anon. I wish I was closer. But you know what? May be worth a road trip. Who's in? I'll split the booty
You guys ever watched tourettes guy?https://youtu.be/NfHCV_Y9oLA
>>2404296>do normies really throw away this much stuffBut it's not being thrown away. It's going to someone that wants it.
>>2404289>woodbury
How cool is that.
this fucking picture lmao
>>2404753for every 1 item someone takes the time to donate/give away, 20 more of that item hits the landfill
Some people just don't care
>big Ole tv
Do you want years and years of Mad Magazine? https://images.craigslist.org/00L0L_5qKyb9GaxHDz_0CI0t2_600x450.jpg
>>2405077my uncle has a waste oiler burner that heats his shop. he'd take all of it
>>2404296$20 nothing. If it's just the cord that is broken you can rewind it with a new cord, happened to my trash-find mower a few months ago.
>>2404296Yes. People are lazy fags who do not care to do basic bitch shit. Its the basis and a requirement for our consumer culture. So much waste, and its getting worse.
>>2404903Worth an easy 1k if you find the right buyer. Restore and it's considerably more.
>>2405083I used to love getting those as a kid.
>>2405184>Left at an apartmentYou just know someone died in that bed.
Autism
>>2404289yeh that would indeed be very based
>>2404291free wood and free box. Sometimes I am jealous of you americans
>>2405234can I shot him on the spot ?
>>2404916is that a dicklace?
>>2405258>3 hours to make from scratchat minimum wage that's about $22 worth of labor for a cardboard organizer, what a steal
>>2405074Can't cut anything without the blade, it's as good as trash anyway
>>2405234Do the world a favor- adopt them and throw them in a bag with rocks and throw that bag in a river.
>>2405368kek
>>2405391are you retarded>$50 blade vs $400 machine
>free milk, trust me it's not expired>we'll just leave it outside in the sun if you want to come get some
air storage tank? nice find if there's no rust inside
>local scrap yard wouldn't take it unless I cleaned it out, so I cut some holes into and made it into a fire pit
I bet if this sat open for a few weeks it would air out and the smell would go away, assuming it was actually cleaned
>>2405406I fucking love warm milk!
>>2405408I wonder if this compressor works...
>>2405406Why
>>2405406Hypochondriac.
>>2404359
Some pervert is going to be so happy
>>2406038kek from blizzard
>>2405406good if you have pigs or goats, anon
>>2405396Don't do this, no animal, as bad as it is, deserves a painful death
Free pontoon boat. PoS but could be a fun project to fix up.
>>2404240Give it back tyrone>Captcha NAXGAClose enough
>>2404289There are so many spelling errors, I feel like he hid a cry for help in there.
>>2404291the casters alone are probably a couple hundred dollars on this.
>>2404296Teach your kids how to fix things or they'll be the next generation of worthless consumers.
>>2404291I'd be on that like cellulite on a fat bitch.
>>2404347I miss 2008
>>2405229Everyone dies. They're great beds. Would grab along with other medical goodies.
>>2404296The only people who hold onto things forever are unironically poorfaggots.The only reason people bitch about "consoomers" is because they cant afford to buy all the things they actually want.
>>2407024No, you turbofaggot. Engines require maintenance. You change the parts that need changing and it lasts for a very long time. Or you embrace being a pathetic manchild that can barely figure out how to get his waste out of his home. How the fuck are you even on this board?
>>2407071lolYou are making my point for me anon.Look at you getting all up in arms about a basic bitch ~15 year old Lawn Boy.You are acting like they threw out a one year old Honda mower because they didnt winterize it, when in reality its an old shitty big box store mower that wasnt very good the day it was made.And the sort of people who pride themselves on rummaging through the trash to pick up said mowers are unironically poorfaggots.I mean hey, you can be proud of all sorts of stuff.Im sure still driving that 1991 explorer is a badge of honor based upon your mechanical prowess, and not the fact you cant afford anything else.>How the fuck are you even on this board?This board is /diy/, not /poorfaggot/There are 2 distinct types of people here.Those who build things because its a fun hobby (a quite expensive one at that)And those who are utterly poor NEETs who /diy/ because they unironically couldnt afford for someone to fix a problem on their trailer even if they wanted to call a pro.Its not hard to figure out who is who, especially when salivating over something like that lawnboy
>>2407085You would fit in great in California.
>>2407024>The only people who hold onto things forever are unironically poorfaggots.>>2407085I fixed shit like that for rental machines where i can get a pro to do it for free. It takes close to zero effort. I'm kind of seeing it as a duty of fixing other peoples mistakes. They buy garbage and throw it away for mundane reasons. Using their trash until it's absolutely done for is the only option to at least kind of offset their dumb consumerism and pure waste of resources. I aspire to have enough money some day so i can actually buy or make things that don't need to be replaced in at least my life again, if possible for the next generations. People mindlessly consuming and "buy all the things they want" disgust me. For most people and most things "want" means some marketing team tells them to give money to corporations. People have so much useless shit in their garages and basements. I had roommates with boxes full of kitchen appliances we had to carry in while moving and i have never seen them used in years. The boxes weren't even opened. I don't even care that much for the environment but that is just retarded. I want a more efficient society and i want people to be less mind controlled. >>2407108This.
>>2407108As opposed to what?A trailer park in mississippi?>>2407185Sounds like a lot of cope to me.You are on a philosophical journey by pulling consumer goods out of the trash to use them, while on the other hand admitting you don’t have lots of disposable cash?Kek, talk about some greenpeace tree hugging hippy California shit right there.
>>2407203Making good stuff yourself is the most expensive option in most cases. I know very few people with that kind of money laying around. Not having to work anymore definitely has priority. California is probably as anti tree hugging as it gets. A lot of fake hippie ideas where people can make a profit of people who want to feel good but still live as wasteful as possible at the same time. Like buying a new Tesla every few years or some super expensive custom carbon fiber bike which takes so much effort to manufacture and market that you need to drive it 7 million miles to even out with a standard Diesel from 1997. But riding a bike is "carbon neutral" of course. The best thing BY FAR still is to use shit already in existence and it will stay that way for at least a few decades.
>>2404289holy fuck I live like five minutes away from there lmao
>>2407085>There are 2 distinct types of people here.>Those who build things because its a fun hobby (a quite expensive one at that)>And those who are utterly poor NEETs who /diy/ because they unironically couldnt afford for someone to fix a problem on their trailer even if they wanted to call a pro.That's 3 distinct types. Some of us are capable lifelong professionals who do better work than the tards who claim to be mechanics etc and typically began because we're tired of their shit. We fix, upgrade and maintain nearly everything we own to get immediate, quality results impractical to obtain otherwise. When you get on our level DIY transcends "hobby" and job skills to become a unified way of life that incidentally saves so much money it's a wallet force multiplier no matter your income. At that level it's also inherent disaster prep which costs little extra because we're already geared up. DIY beastery slashes life costs, is insanely convenient, and enhances the granular control we prefer. Instead of new vehicles I easily keep beater work trucks on the road for twenty years or more (trucks are for hauling not posing) then spend the discretionary income that frees on my vintage motorcycle collection and machine shop. The shop paid for itself surprisingly quickly and I can make any part I wish. DIY home renovation saved gobs of money which helped pay off my mortgage. I could buy a new dually for cash because I would never buy a new dually for cash. I retired in my forties with trivial overhead and owe that freedom to DIY.
>>2404235That's begging for resale or repurpose as shop equipment.
This looks expensive as fuck.
>>2407324Sounds like cope to me
>>2405406>The early bird may indeed get the worm, but the 2nd mouse gets the cheese.
>>2405140>redford Definitely a rental home, the landlord threw out the niggers appliances, rather than deal with cleaning up after niggers.
>>2408263Bro, that's a $10k range right there.
>>2404235this makes me think. I have an old telephone pole in my driveway I don't care to have. You guys think if I posted an ad saying it's free to whoever comes and takes it down would work? whoever installed it poured a couple bags of quikrete around the base
>>2404282>free birds>need a cage, buddy?No thanks, I'll just eat them here.
I wonder how far he'll get?
>>2408547I'll give him 2 toothpicks and immediately double his investment.
>>2408547One question: is it used?
>>2408356I know a guy who is just crazy autistic about chopping wood. He will go to someones land and offer to chop down and cut up the tree for free (and the wood of course).Hes like bubba gump, but for wood.Anyways, my point is there almost certainly someone out there who will take your telephone pole for you.
Is it possible to do a Google alert with the setting (hometowns name) + curb alert+ free stuff? I'm gonna try. Most people throwing stuff away are 30 miles away easy. Fuck that.
>>2408331
>>2408356Poles are quite handy and you should have no problem giving it away.
>>2405406good for target shooting, just don't be a cunt, pick up after yourself
>>2408304sounds like underage and b& to me anon, you sound like a weak fag who live in the suburbs, who is too scared of the outside world to leave mommy's basement, the sort of retard who ends up stranded because you don't have slightest idea how to function when your car has a simple to fix problemhalf wits like you are what's wrong with the world, you think you are so much more important than the people you rely on to keep your life moving
How do I feed them to my chickens win minimal work.
>>2408936Kill them and run a knife down them. If you have enough chickens, they'll do the rest.
>>2407324While I agree with you on the general point, you wrote this like a hipster faggot.So stop sucking dicks, homo.
>>2408942Based
>>2408936I would take them, then go behind the shed and shoot them. Death to shitbulls.
>>2408944Nigger.
>>2408965No, niggers love pitbulls.
>>2408972>if you don't suck corporate monopoly dick you're a nazi trump chud pottery
I need a trailer.
>>2408936I'd just quarter them and put them in the deep freeze. Feed a part every few days or it'll go to waste and stink
>>2408972no he is right. Pittbulls are the worst dogs everEven if you don't like them. You at least should agree "Theres nothing wrong with pitbulls" people (usually women) are unbearable cunts
>>2409229
>>2409173Just tie it to the back of your car and throw that bitch in neutral.Have a friend or child steer
>>2409173Rent one.
>>2409230That's a good price. I paid about $10 a dozen.
>>2404256buttplug for me
>>2404274Meth is a scourge on our communities, to be sure, but it does make craigslist absolutely hilarious.
>>2404274probably not worth the gas money it costs to pick it up for scrap recycling>>2404282could make money off this easily or just keep the birds as they are probably awesome but will wake you up early everyday>>2404288>claims the internet is full of crazy people>wants to come visit adopted rabbit occasionaly at new strangers home>>2404289seems suspicious, looks like its been laying their dormant for years>>2404291could build some stuff with it or just burn it and inhale all the yummy treated timber carcinogens>>2404295worth getting usually reliable equipment and could resell it for 50 bucks>>2404336bizzare but i guess one mans junk is another treasure i personaly believe it should all go in the garbage except maybe the vinyl record that was mentioned>>2404339seriously they make you pay to dump this shit because it is so worthless>>2404347wow idk about you but that would probably be worth $1000 dollars in my area>>2404359pretty cool meme but it didnt make me laugh but i bet some nigger would probably try this and lose his leg at the knee>>2404903i hope it goes to a good home>>2404916no thanks>>2405074someone would of thought they got a good score when they stole this>>2405077wtf is with people thinking someone wants their used engine oil ? >>2405079lmao would go pick it up just to meet the guy, also the copper>>2405083probably worthless if they are giving it away
>>2405229Someone has died in damn near every hospital bed. They're still worth a shitload, work great and that one looks like it's in pretty good condition
>>2405406>15 hours ago that's what really does it for me
>>2405408that's legit. buying old tanks to add buffer capacity on a central air system branch is great.
>>2408935Yep, its cope alright
anybody need a cum stained couch?
>>2409768thats a fucking futon aka the devils furniture
>>2409769>devils furniturewtf lolfine here you go
too bad its a standard twin
my favorite posts in the free section are people giving away trees or shrubs that you have to dig out of their yard
>>2409731Faggot
>>2410135Hell yeah
>>2405184For stuff like this I would just meet the potential buyer at the donator's house. kek
>>2408331I've never heard that one. topkek
>>2405171Planned obsolescence is a scourge.
>>2409731You're a fucking piece of shit. kys
>>2407085This might be the gayest wall of text I have ever read on this website and I browse /fit/
>>2410880...why do you browse /fit/ so much
>>2410135holy that's kinda nice, too bad i'd hit my head everyday like a retard, probably not worth the brain damageah who am i kidding there's nothing left to damage
>>2405396>>2405302Cowards
>>2405229WTF would you care? Someone died in my living room.
>>2407085Oh but anon... A 1991 explorer is unironically one of the mosed based cars you can driveYou wont understand until you get in it
awesome
>>2405184You know how much one of those fuckers cost?
>>2404296My dad's boss just threw away his newish weed whipper because he "had to gas it up too often" there's some grade A morons out there.Guess who has a new weed whipper now tho?
>>2405083I'd pick em up and read em ngl
>>2406938Me and my friends have been looking for that exact scenario. Too bad it's probably not oxford Michigan. I'd go get it Tomorrow morning.
>>2411843i got one from my bosses son, he didn't want to pay what the mechanic wanted to tune it up. i just sprayed out the carb with cleaner and it runs like a top
>>2411100>WTF would you care? Someone died in my living room.Wouldn't that make it a dead room?
>>2408936how are you so soulless
FUCKING SCORE
Wait can you really make biodiesel with used motor oil??
>>2405234>go to pick them up>one has already eaten the other
>>2412598Not really, no.
>>2412598Black diesel.
>>2408940hogs are good for it
>>2408936great idea for animal feed in a rural area
>>2408935Lmao gonna use that last bit whenever i run into free gibs motherfuckers who dont even want to learn whats wrong with their shit they just want you to repair it fuck you pay me worthless bastards
>>2409769>devils furnitureFunny way to spell papasan
>>2413145i stopped working on most peoples shit, if i know what's wrong with it i'll tell them what i think needs done and point them in the direction of the parts they may need, but after that they can fix it themself or take it to a pro and get raped on price.if they can't bother why should i?that and most people i knew would blame me when something completly unrelated shit out and i wouldn't hear the end of itfuck em
>>2407085they hated him because he told the truth.I love trash pickups just to save a few bucks and keep stuff out of the landfill. However, that guy's getting all worked about about some old ass mower but if the previous owner can't figure out a pull cord then he probably did minimal/reactive maintenance on the thing for 10 years and it's going to be 10x the time to get it working good again. People are stupid. The pull cord could've ripped because the blade is embedded in the side of the deck because he hit a fuck huge root or something. finding a great pick up is like winning the lotto but most stuff thrown out or going cheap is legitimately trash. It's about the thrill of the chase. But yea, if you're poor, your time is cheap. If had the money to park a car on the curb and buy a new one every 3 years; I would.I'm working on rebuilding lawn tractors and really getting into the weeds with home car repair because the economy is so shit and i can't afford anything anymore not because i'm sooooo smart and loooooove the environment. I'm fucking getting poorer every decade. Everything else is cope
>>2413349i like tinkering on shit, it's the best way to learn and when an actual issue comes up someone like you will be ahead of your average consumer.i pulled my first set of wheels out of the neighbor's pasture and the shit i learned getting it back on the road has been invaluable, knowing how to do the work is another tool in the box
>>2404235sadly the free list in my area is nearly all couches and box springs, or some clown saying "free firewood, just come chop my tree down!".
actually kinda cool
>>2407250that's fucking incredible, especially if it actually is real teak wood and not just some retard using it as a synonym gor fancy.
>Americans can get free shit by simply driving for 20 minutesI envy you cunts sometimes
>>2413403That's probably worth a few bucks to the right buyer
>>2405234>Comes with collars with metal wires>Leash looks like a piece of rope or an extension cordExcuse me
>>2412598No, but if you have a shitty old diesel and don't care about the longevity of your injection pump you can run it straight. It's recommended to tightly filter it or centrifuge it first to remove debris and limit the damage you could do.
>>2413423If you like piss stained mattresses otherwise anything of value gets picked up instantly
>>2413403I wonder how many mice have made a home inside. It's sort of in vintage purgatory. Old enough to say hey that's cool, reminds me of my childhood, but not really really old to be very valuable. But, cool project if you have the room. I'd put beer in it and keep it in my shop.
>>2412594“Free Candy”